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E266 - Tamama: The Wake-Up Kiss is Mine, Sir! / Pururu's Secrets Revealed, Sir?!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:34] ---
    Oh? Tamama-san, you look sleepy.
[01:37] ---
    I haven't had enough sleep because I was up
    late making Gundam models with Mr. Sergeant...
[01:42] ---
    And an invasion meeting this
    early in the morning... ugh...
[01:48] ---
    Huh?
[01:49] ---
    Where is Mr. Sergeant?
[01:50] ---
    He is not here yet.
[01:52] ---
    Not like that's anything new.
[01:55] ---
    He might still be asleep...
[01:58] ---
    He has some nerve being late when
    he's the one who called this meeting.
[02:03] ---
    I will go call him!
[02:06] ---
    Mois-dono already went to call him!
[02:09] ---
    Eh, who cares?
[02:13] ---
    I will go up to Mr. Sergeant
    while he's still asleep,
[02:16] ---
    and give him a little wake-up kissie!
[02:18] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, it is time for the meeting!
[02:21] ---
    Oh! Thanks, sir, Tama-rin!
[02:24] ---
    You never know!
[02:26] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Nii-sama...
[02:27] ---
    This sweet fantasy
[02:29] ---
    would kick off a tremendous battle
    threatening the Keroro Platoon.
[02:33] ---
    But no one is yet aware of this...
[02:38] ---
    Tamama: The Wake-Up Kiss is Mine, Sir!
[02:44] ---
    Uncle!
[02:47] ---
    Uncle, it's time for the meeting!
[02:50] ---
    Huh?
[02:53] ---
    Uncle, please get up...
[02:56] ---
    It's time for the meeting, you know...
[02:58] ---
    You call that heavy fire?
[03:00] ---
    What happened to Amuro...
[03:03] ---
    Uncle...
[03:05] ---
    Everyone's waiting for you...
SIGN    Kiss
[03:20] ---
    She did not. She did noooot!
[03:27] ---
    Tamama-san!
[03:28] ---
    Don't get in my way!
[03:29] ---
    Darn you!
     Just because no one is watching,
[03:31] ---
    you think you can steal
    Mr. Sergeant's lips from me!
[03:35] ---
    It's not like that...
[03:36] ---
    I never intended for Uncle's lips to—
[03:40] ---
    Lips...
[03:42] ---
    No, I— ow, ow, ow, ow!
[03:42] ---
    Woman! Stop getting all happy!
[03:44] ---
    What's wrong with being happy?!
[03:44] ---
    Oh, it's all right for you, huh?!
[03:46] ---
    Ow ow!
[03:46] ---
    Nng, ngg, ngg!
[03:47] ---
    What's with all this racket, sir?
[03:50] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[03:51] ---
    Gero!
[03:51] ---
    You must not wake up yet.
[03:54] ---
    I will wake you with my passionate kiss.
[03:57] ---
    Gero!
[03:58] ---
    T-Tamama!
[03:59] ---
    What are you doing, sir?!
[04:00] ---
    Tamama-san!
[04:03] ---
    Stop!
[04:04] ---
    Tama!
[04:09] ---
    Damn that woman!
[04:11] ---
    Waiting till I dropped my guard
    to give Mr. Sergeant a kissie!
[04:15] ---
    But that wasn't a real kissie...
[04:19] ---
    A real kissie
[04:20] ---
    makes the other person wake up
    and go all lovey-dovey!
[04:25] ---
    I-It does?
[04:26] ---
    Uncle!
[04:27] ---
    That woman's kiss...
[04:28] ---
    ...didn't wake Mr. Sergeant up
    or make him lovey-dovey!
SIGN    Didn't Wake Up
[04:32] ---
    I will show that woman what a real kiss is!
[04:38] ---
    Gero...
[04:39] ---
    I'm still sleepy from my late night
    of building Gundam models, sir.
[04:44] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[04:46] ---
    You do not have to do the cleaning.
    Leave that silly thing to me!
[04:49] ---
    Gero...
[04:50] ---
    Really, Private Tamama?
[04:52] ---
    Can I really ask you to do it?
[04:54] ---
    Of course!
[04:55] ---
    You take a nice long nap
    in your room or something.
[04:58] ---
    Yahoo!
[04:59] ---
    I'm happy I've got such
    great subordinates, sir!
[05:04] ---
    If I go to Mr. Sergeant's room just
    as I am done with the cleaning...
[05:09] ---
    Kiss!
[05:11] ---
    Gero?
[05:11] ---
    I finished, Mr. Sergeant!
[05:14] ---
    Thank you, sir, Tama-rin!
[05:16] ---
    That is the plan!
[05:23] ---
    I finally finished!
[05:25] ---
    Now! It is time to go wake up Mr. Sergeant!
[05:32] ---
    I wonder what kind of sleeping face
    Mr. Sergeant is making...
SIGN    Dom
[05:36] ---
    Dom.
[05:37] ---
    Look, look!
[05:39] ---
    Thanks to you, I was finally able to
[05:40] ---
    complete the Rick Dom
    I've been making since yesterday, sir!
SIGN    Mission Failed
[05:44] ---
    Mission failed.
[05:45] ---
    G-Good for you...
[05:47] ---
    So, so, you must be tired, right?
[05:49] ---
    You should get some rest...
[05:51] ---
    Nahh, I'm all fired up now!
[05:55] ---
    I was thinking I'll make another one today!
[05:58] ---
    What...?
[05:59] ---
    Stuff the models, just get to
    frickin' bed already!
[06:03] ---
    Fine.
[06:04] ---
    I thought this might happen...
[06:07] ---
    Ta-da!
[06:08] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, look this way for a sec!
[06:10] ---
    Gero?
[06:11] ---
    You are getting very sleepy...
[06:14] ---
    You are getting very, very sleepy...
[06:17] ---
    Gero?
[06:18] ---
    What is this about, sir?
[06:19] ---
    This isn't affecting me at...
[06:23] ---
    Fast!
[06:23] ---
    Woohoo!
[06:24] ---
    He really went to sleep!
[06:26] ---
    Gulp.
[06:30] ---
    Uh oh... is this okay?
[06:32] ---
    Is this really okay?!
[06:34] ---
    I will kiss Mr. Sergeant,
[06:36] ---
    and we will be lovey-dovey!
SIGN    Odor spray Oral etiquette
[06:39] ---
    Hey! Stupid frog!
[06:41] ---
    I told you not to wash jeans
    with the rest of the laundry!
[06:45] ---
    And what happened to cleaning the toilet?
[06:50] ---
    What are you just lying around sleeping for?!
[06:54] ---
    Gero!
[06:55] ---
    Geez!
[06:56] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[06:58] ---
    If you're up, hurry up and
    get on with the cleaning.
[07:00] ---
    Thank you.
[07:01] ---
    Gero...
[07:02] ---
    Tch! I was so close!
SIGN    Mission Failed
[07:04] ---
    Yet another failure.
[07:06] ---
    Oh, well.
[07:07] ---
    I guess I'll give up on
    my third Rick Dom, sir.
[07:10] ---
    In that case...
[07:11] ---
    Um, Mr. Sergeant!
[07:13] ---
    Gero?
[07:13] ---
    Ka-splash! splash... splash...
[07:24] ---
    Wh-What are you doing?
[07:28] ---
    Now Mr. Sergeant's lips...
[07:31] ---
    ...are mine!
[07:33] ---
    Ew, gross.
[07:37] ---
    Gero...
[07:38] ---
    Y-You are... Tamama... right?
[07:41] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you wake up too quickly.
[07:44] ---
    Forget the sleeping.
[07:46] ---
    Asleep or awake, your lips belong to me.
[07:49] ---
    No, they belong to these lips!
[07:52] ---
    Whaa? What happened to the wake-up kiss?
[07:55] ---
    Who gives a crap?
[08:01] ---
    Okay. So just the shooting practice remains.
[08:05] ---
    Keroro?
[08:06] ---
    Giroro! Help me!
[08:08] ---
    What are you shaken up for?
[08:10] ---
    You call yourself a soldier, dumbo?
[08:14] ---
    Next!
SIGN    Smooch
SIGN    Gyaaaaaaaa!
[08:26] ---
    Giroro... I'm sorry!
[08:28] ---
    Corporal Giroro: beyond recovery!
[08:32] ---
    I will not let you get away!
[08:38] ---
    I sense a tremendous evil!
[08:39] ---
    Dororo!
[08:41] ---
    D-Do something about him, sir!
[08:43] ---
    Him?
SIGN    Him
[08:46] ---
    Nooo!
[08:47] ---
    Tamama-dono!
[08:48] ---
    What are you...
[08:49] ---
    Doroboat-senpai... Move out of the way!
[08:53] ---
    Tamama-dono!
[08:54] ---
    Desist at once!
[08:57] ---
    I do not care who you are.
    If you get in my way, then...!
[09:01] ---
    H-He's fast!
SIGN    Smooch
[09:04] ---
    I will do this to you!
SIGN    Nooooooooooo!
[09:07] ---
    Nooooooooo!
[09:08] ---
    I'm sorry, Doroboat-kun!
[09:10] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo:
    incapacitated in the line of duty.
[09:13] ---
    Appear! Hold it!
SIGN    Bath
[09:20] ---
    Or, like, healing fatigue?
[09:22] ---
    Or, like, fanservice?
[09:27] ---
    Lady Mois!
[09:29] ---
    Uncle!
SIGN    Embrace
[09:30] ---
    Embrace!
[09:32] ---
    Uncle, you're shaking...
[09:34] ---
    Or, like, facial pallor?
[09:36] ---
    Gero!
[09:37] ---
    I was so scared, ma'am!
[09:41] ---
    You would flee to that woman's side
    of all places, would you...
[09:44] ---
    You have some nerve...
[09:46] ---
    Ahhh! What a horrible face!
[09:48] ---
    Or, like, facial collapse?
[09:51] ---
    Do not hurl abuse at me while pretending
    you do not recognize who I am!
[09:54] ---
    Impact!
[10:01] ---
    What are you doing, Tamama-san?
[10:03] ---
    Tamama-ish thing?
[10:04] ---
    Shut up!
[10:06] ---
    I am going to crush you
    once and for all this time,
[10:07] ---
    and take Mr. Sergeant all for myself!
[10:10] ---
    I won't let you do that!
SIGN    Jealousy
    Why always you
    I'm so envious
[10:13] ---
    I will hit you with all the
    humiliation I have ever suffered!
[10:20] ---
    What enormous jealousy!
[10:23] ---
    Or, like, victim complex?
[10:25] ---
    What is wrong with being a frog?!
[10:28] ---
    Armageddon!
[10:30] ---
    No holding back!
[10:39] ---
    Lady Mois!
[10:45] ---
    Uncle, run away!
[10:47] ---
    I have finally defeated the obstacle.
SIGN    Awawa...
[10:48] ---
    Now the day when I can have
    Mr. Sergeant is here at last.
[10:50] ---
    Now, come here, Mr. Sergeant.
[10:52] ---
    Whom will you kiss, hmmm?
[10:56] ---
    Me? Or I?!
[10:59] ---
    I'm scared!!
[11:00] ---
    Ah, the soap—
[11:01] ---
    No!
[11:05] ---
    Sergeant Keroro,
    consciousness knocked out!
[11:07] ---
    Well, this is just what I wanted
    in the first place.
[11:10] ---
    And now! I will have my—
[11:15] ---
    How horrible... This is...
SIGN    Crushed
[11:17] ---
    This is... lovely cute little me?!
[11:20] ---
    Please stop it, Tamama-san!
[11:22] ---
    Forcing a kiss on him like that
[11:24] ---
    won't make him lovey-dovey for you!
[11:27] ---
    She's right...
[11:28] ---
    Even when I kissed Giroro-senpai
    and Dororo-senpai,
[11:32] ---
    they did not become lovey-dovey...
[11:34] ---
    Well, of course not.
SIGN    This
[11:35] ---
    I could easily kiss him like this.
[11:38] ---
    But...
[11:39] ---
    But that woman is right...
[11:41] ---
    Like this, he will not become
    lovey-dovey, even if he wakes up.
[11:51] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, I am sorry...
[11:53] ---
    I was wrong.
[11:56] ---
    I will polish myself more and more,
     so that one day our love will be mutual!
[12:03] ---
    I do not need to be told by you.
[12:06] ---
    I was just playing around.
[12:08] ---
    Me and Mr. Sergeant are lovey-dovey
    anyway even without doing this.
[12:13] ---
    And so,
[12:14] ---
    this tremendous battle over
    Sergeant Keroro's lips
[12:16] ---
    drew to a close.
[12:21] ---
    However...
[12:22] ---
    Huh?
[12:24] ---
    That's weird.
[12:25] ---
    Where is this soothing place, sir?
SIGN    Hey...
[12:28] ---
    And who are those people
    constantly calling me?
SIGN    Come over here.
SIGN    Come on...
SIGN    Come on, hurry...
[12:32] ---
    Or, uh, who ahm ah, kero?
[12:35] ---
    So, as you can see,
[12:36] ---
    Sergeant Keroro hit his head too hard,
[12:37] ---
    and his memory went into disarray.
[12:39] ---
    Crisis was upon him once again!
[12:43] ---
    Nii-san!
[12:44] ---
    Creep!
SIGN    Yoshida Real Estate
[12:55] ---
    Oh, Mois-chan!
[12:57] ---
    Are you meeting up with someone?
[12:59] ---
    Mois-chan!
[13:02] ---
    Sorry.
[13:03] ---
    It took me a while to get ready.
[13:06] ---
    Anyway, thanks for agreeing to
    help me with the health checkups!
[13:09] ---
    Yep!
[13:10] ---
    Or, like, fitness foremost?
[13:15] ---
    Oh! The water bounced off! Nice!
[13:18] ---
    Ah! The water...
[13:20] ---
    ...was absorbed...
[13:21] ---
    Or, like, constant issues?
[13:24] ---
    Are you okay, Pururu-sa—
[13:27] ---
    Honestly...
[13:28] ---
    Don't they know to drive
    slowly when it's raining?
[13:32] ---
    Is that something stuck there?
[13:33] ---
    Just something on her face?
[13:35] ---
    Or...
[13:36] ---
    It can't be...
SIGN    Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle
[13:38] ---
    ...a... a wrinkle?!
[13:43] ---
    Pururu's Secrets Revealed, Sir?!
[13:49] ---
    Her makeup must have come off.
[13:52] ---
    What should I do?
[13:53] ---
    I should mention it, I think...
[13:55] ---
    But... that's a very difficult thing
    for me to do...
[13:58] ---
    What's wrong, Mois-chan?
[13:59] ---
    Ah... no, nothing!
[14:01] ---
    Really?
[14:02] ---
    Well, if you're sure.
SIGN    Wrinkle...
[14:06] ---
    At this rate, Uncle and
    the others will see her!
[14:09] ---
    I have to do something before
    she reaches the Hinata house!
[14:14] ---
    Ah! I've had my eye on this foundation!
[14:18] ---
    Can we go in and have a quick look?
[14:20] ---
    Let's do it on the way back.
[14:21] ---
    Keroro-kun and the others are waiting.
[14:23] ---
    Y-You're right, of course...
[14:25] ---
    Strategy #1: Failed!
[14:28] ---
    Ahhh, what do I do?
[14:31] ---
    Ah! I know!
[14:32] ---
    Ah! I forgot my mask!
[14:36] ---
    I'd better go buy one!
[14:38] ---
    We aren't inspecting any sick patients
    today or anything,
[14:40] ---
    so we won't need masks.
[14:42] ---
    Y-You're right, of course...
[14:44] ---
    Strategy #2 failed, as well!
[14:48] ---
    What do I do... we're here now...
    it's too late!
[14:51] ---
    Hello!
[14:53] ---
    Oh, Pururu-chan!
[14:54] ---
    Or, like, deadly crisis?
[14:56] ---
    Hello!
[14:57] ---
    I'm here to give Keroro-kun and
    the others their check-ups.
[15:00] ---
    Are they all here?
[15:02] ---
    I'd say so, probably!
[15:04] ---
    Ahh, wait!
[15:06] ---
    Ah, hello!
[15:07] ---
    Hello!
[15:10] ---
    Huh? Pururu-chan...
[15:12] ---
    Is that...
[15:13] ---
    Fuyuki-san!
[15:14] ---
    Could you keep hold of my umbrella?!
[15:17] ---
    O-Okay...
[15:18] ---
    Come on, let's hurry!
[15:22] ---
    Ummm... before we meet Uncle
    and the others, err...
[15:26] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[15:27] ---
    Are you all here?
[15:29] ---
    Ahhh, wait!
[15:30] ---
    Ah! Pururu-chan! He...llo...
SIGN    Wrinkle...?
[15:37] ---
    P-Pururu-chan?
[15:39] ---
    Um...
[15:40] ---
    Your mouth...
[15:41] ---
    AHH! A WRIN—
[15:44] ---
    Talk properly, you idiots!
[15:47] ---
    Come on, come on, it's time
    for the health check-up!
[15:50] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Whisper Whisper
[15:51] ---
    D-Did you see it?
[15:53] ---
    Hm? See what?
[15:54] ---
    I saw it.
SIGN    Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle
[15:56] ---
    But that was...
[15:57] ---
    But that's...
[15:58] ---
    It's a wrinkle, that. A wrinkle.
[16:00] ---
    Okay, Keroro-kun, you first. Sit down there.
[16:02] ---
    O-Okay.
[16:06] ---
    It does look like it could just be
    something stuck there.
[16:09] ---
    But is it... a wrinkle?
[16:11] ---
    I can't believe how clearly I can see it...
[16:13] ---
    I never realized before, sir...
[16:15] ---
    She must have been applying some
    pretty heavy makeup, sir...
[16:19] ---
    Okay, turn around.
[16:20] ---
    Gero.
SIGN    Nervous
[16:22] ---
    Lady Mois...
SIGN    Nervous
SIGN    Nervous
[16:23] ---
    Ahh, Lady Mois...
[16:24] ---
    You must have tried to do
    something on the way here...
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
[16:29] ---
    We have to somehow act normal
    so that she doesn't realize...
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
[16:34] ---
    Huh? Your pulse suddenly got faster...
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
[16:36] ---
    Okay, turn around and face me again
    and open your mouth wide.
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
[16:39] ---
    Ahhhh...
[16:43] ---
    I-It's so distracting!
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
[16:45] ---
    Come on, Keroro-kun!
[16:46] ---
    Open your mouth wider!
[16:49] ---
    Okay, okay!
SIGN    ...And.
[16:51] ---
    And.
SIGN    That
[16:52] ---
    That...
SIGN    That
[16:53] ---
    Why is that... like that...
SIGN    That
SIGN    That
[16:54] ---
    On the way here,
SIGN    That
SIGN    That
[16:55] ---
    a car splashed water on her...
[16:58] ---
    I kept thinking about
    saying something, but...
[17:01] ---
    Or, like, aging process?
[17:03] ---
    Really?
[17:04] ---
    I think it's normal for her age.
[17:07] ---
    Giroro-san!
[17:08] ---
    Get the point...
[17:10] ---
    Pururu-dono...
[17:11] ---
    When she was a kid, she was
    like a class idol.
[17:15] ---
    And now look at her...
[17:17] ---
    I don't think that's a very good
    way of phrasing it, either.
[17:20] ---
    Well, maybe so.
[17:22] ---
    Thinking about that,
     as a childhood friend of hers...
[17:25] ---
    I am a little shocked.
[17:26] ---
    It's a delicate matter...
[17:28] ---
    Please don't let her find out...
[17:30] ---
    R-Right.
[17:32] ---
    Come on.
[17:32] ---
    Giroro-kun, you're up next.
SIGN    Ba-dump!
[17:34] ---
    R-Right!!
SIGN    Ba-dump
[17:37] ---
    What are you all whispering about?
[17:40] ---
    U-Uhh...
[17:41] ---
    It's nothing.
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
[17:47] ---
    Even you, Dororo-kun?
[17:50] ---
    All of you have a little high blood pressure.
[17:52] ---
    Make sure to have less salt in
    your diet from now on. Okay?
[17:56] ---
    O-Okay, ma'am.
[17:58] ---
    Th-Thank you very much.
[18:00] ---
    No, I think there was another reason
    for the high blood pressure.
[18:07] ---
    There's a line on the bottom left corner.
[18:10] ---
    No, there isn't.
[18:12] ---
    I think your prescription might be wrong.
[18:14] ---
    Nnnno, I can see perfectly well...
[18:17] ---
    I can see that wrin—
[18:19] ---
    There was just a little bit of dirt
    on his glasses!
[18:22] ---
    Wasn't there, Kululu-san?!
[18:24] ---
    Yes.
SIGN    Hohoh
    Uhuhu
    Hohohoho
    Tehehehe
    Nihahaha
    Kuhuhu
SIGN    And.
[18:28] ---
    And.
[18:29] ---
    It's finally over, sir!
[18:31] ---
    Somehow we did not reveal it.
[18:34] ---
    Okay! Well, then, lastly,
    we'll have a little "worries talk."
[18:38] ---
    Worries talk?
[18:39] ---
    You've been doing invasion work
    on Pekopon for a long time.
[18:42] ---
    I'll give you counseling to check
    that you're not emotionally tired.
[18:45] ---
    You must have things you can't tell
    the other platoon members, right?
SIGN    Doom...
[18:50] ---
    What... no... really?
[18:52] ---
    Right now...
[18:53] ---
    ...she is the one person...
[18:55] ---
    ...I do not want to converse with...
SIGN    Sweating bullets
SIGN    Counseling right now
SIGN    Restless
[19:02] ---
    N-N-Nothing in particular.
[19:05] ---
    Oh? Really?
SIGN    Restless
[19:07] ---
    I... I am fine...
[19:10] ---
    You look a little pale...
SIGN    Restless
[19:12] ---
    My yellowing's been pretty bad lately.
SIGN    Restless
[19:15] ---
    Uh...
[19:17] ---
    No... It's nothing...
SIGN    Sweat Ba-dump Ba-dump
[19:20] ---
    But... when this check-up is over...
[19:22] ---
    ...she'll go outside...
    and be seen by everyone, sir...
[19:25] ---
    Now that would be bad!
[19:26] ---
    Shouldn't I just tell her
    as soon as possible?!
[19:28] ---
    But what the crap do I say?
[19:31] ---
    What's wrong? Why are you so quiet?
[19:34] ---
    And you're sweating so much.
[19:35] ---
    Is it that serious a worry?
[19:38] ---
    You're the one it's serious for, ma'am!
[19:41] ---
    Huh? What do you mean?
SIGN    Doooooooom
SIGN    Ah
[19:45] ---
    Ah... no... nothing!
[19:46] ---
    It's nothing, nothing at all!
[19:48] ---
    Gero...
[19:51] ---
    I can see it so clearly!
[19:52] ---
    What... do I do...
[19:55] ---
    You've all been kind of
    strange today, you know?
[19:57] ---
    Strangely distant...
[20:00] ---
    Th-That's not true, ma'am...
[20:02] ---
    What is it?
[20:03] ---
    Is there something on my face?
[20:05] ---
    BINGO!
[20:08] ---
    Uncle, you idiot!
[20:09] ---
    What were you thinking?!
[20:11] ---
    We were so close to hiding it!
[20:16] ---
    Cat's out of the bag.
[20:17] ---
    Pururu-dono!
[20:18] ---
    You must not look in the mirror!
[20:23] ---
    Old lady, noooooo!
[20:32] ---
    Oh, was this it?
[20:34] ---
    I just had something stuck there, that's all!
[20:39] ---
    O-Oh...
[20:41] ---
    I... totally thought it was a wrinkle...
[20:44] ---
    How rude.
[20:45] ---
    So that's why you all seemed so awkward.
[20:49] ---
    I'm sorry...
[20:50] ---
    I just couldn't say it...
[20:52] ---
    N-No, I thought it was something like that.
[20:55] ---
    How absurd.
[20:57] ---
    Ohh? Didn't you say you were shocked,
    as a childhood friend of hers?
[21:01] ---
    It is a great relief for me.
[21:03] ---
    Welp, I had fun.
[21:05] ---
    Honestly! You all read too much into things!
[21:10] ---
    But facial wrinkles are like life badges.
[21:13] ---
    I don't think they're that bad to have.
SIGN    Makeup Remover
[21:18] ---
    Phew... That was a shock.
[21:20] ---
    I thought for a moment that
    my makeup had actually come off.
SIGN    Dorayaki
[21:23] ---
    Pururu-chan!
[21:25] ---
    Sorry about all that!
[21:27] ---
    I bought some dorayaki. Wanna eat?
SIGN    Makeup Remover
[21:29] ---
    No, Keroro-kun!!
[21:30] ---
    Go away!!
SIGN    Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle
[21:34] ---
    Pururu-chan...
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm okay.
    My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu Daijoubu
    Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Major win, major win.
    Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
    no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    And then, I know I shouldn't
    ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    ...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    This can't be a coincidence,
    not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
    I am Sergeant Keroro, sir!
SIGN    Supermarket Ooba
[23:09] ---
    I remember wearing a
    baseball cap when I was a kid.
[23:11] ---
    They have an inner mesh
    to stop them from losing shape.
[23:14] ---
    Was I the only one who pulled that down in front
    of my eyes to pretend it was a cool visor?
SIGN    Congratulations!
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:20] ---
    The Pekopon invasion is finally complete?!
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro: Grand Operation
    Air Whatever, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Keroro: Popular with the Ladies, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!