# E266 - Tamama: The Wake-Up Kiss is Mine, Sir! / Pururu's Secrets Revealed, Sir?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0PDE4/tamama-the-wake-up-kiss-is-mine-sir--pururus-secrets-revealed-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:34] ---**
Oh? Tamama-san, you look sleepy.
**[01:37] ---**
I haven't had enough sleep because I was up
late making Gundam models with Mr. Sergeant...
**[01:42] ---**
And an invasion meeting this
early in the morning... ugh...
**[01:48] ---**
Huh?
**[01:49] ---**
Where is Mr. Sergeant?
**[01:50] ---**
He is not here yet.
**[01:52] ---**
Not like that's anything new.
**[01:55] ---**
He might still be asleep...
**[01:58] ---**
He has some nerve being late when
he's the one who called this meeting.
**[02:03] ---**
I will go call him!
**[02:06] ---**
Mois-dono already went to call him!
**[02:09] ---**
Eh, who cares?
**[02:13] ---**
I will go up to Mr. Sergeant
while he's still asleep,
**[02:16] ---**
and give him a little wake-up kissie!
**[02:18] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, it is time for the meeting!
**[02:21] ---**
Oh! Thanks, sir, Tama-rin!
**[02:24] ---**
You never know!
**[02:26] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Nii-sama...
**[02:27] ---**
This sweet fantasy
**[02:29] ---**
would kick off a tremendous battle
threatening the Keroro Platoon.
**[02:33] ---**
But no one is yet aware of this...
**[02:38] ---**
Tamama: The Wake-Up Kiss is Mine, Sir!
**[02:44] ---**
Uncle!
**[02:47] ---**
Uncle, it's time for the meeting!
**[02:50] ---**
Huh?
**[02:53] ---**
Uncle, please get up...
**[02:56] ---**
It's time for the meeting, you know...
**[02:58] ---**
You call that heavy fire?
**[03:00] ---**
What happened to Amuro...
**[03:03] ---**
Uncle...
**[03:05] ---**
Everyone's waiting for you...
***SIGN*** Kiss
**[03:20] ---**
She did not. She did noooot!
**[03:27] ---**
Tamama-san!
**[03:28] ---**
Don't get in my way!
**[03:29] ---**
Darn you!
Just because no one is watching,
**[03:31] ---**
you think you can steal
Mr. Sergeant's lips from me!
**[03:35] ---**
It's not like that...
**[03:36] ---**
I never intended for Uncle's lips to—
**[03:40] ---**
Lips...
**[03:42] ---**
No, I— ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[03:42] ---**
Woman! Stop getting all happy!
**[03:44] ---**
What's wrong with being happy?!
**[03:44] ---**
Oh, it's all right for you, huh?!
**[03:46] ---**
Ow ow!
**[03:46] ---**
Nng, ngg, ngg!
**[03:47] ---**
What's with all this racket, sir?
**[03:50] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[03:51] ---**
Gero!
**[03:51] ---**
You must not wake up yet.
**[03:54] ---**
I will wake you with my passionate kiss.
**[03:57] ---**
Gero!
**[03:58] ---**
T-Tamama!
**[03:59] ---**
What are you doing, sir?!
**[04:00] ---**
Tamama-san!
**[04:03] ---**
Stop!
**[04:04] ---**
Tama!
**[04:09] ---**
Damn that woman!
**[04:11] ---**
Waiting till I dropped my guard
to give Mr. Sergeant a kissie!
**[04:15] ---**
But that wasn't a real kissie...
**[04:19] ---**
A real kissie
**[04:20] ---**
makes the other person wake up
and go all lovey-dovey!
**[04:25] ---**
I-It does?
**[04:26] ---**
Uncle!
**[04:27] ---**
That woman's kiss...
**[04:28] ---**
...didn't wake Mr. Sergeant up
or make him lovey-dovey!
***SIGN*** Didn't Wake Up
**[04:32] ---**
I will show that woman what a real kiss is!
**[04:38] ---**
Gero...
**[04:39] ---**
I'm still sleepy from my late night
of building Gundam models, sir.
**[04:44] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[04:46] ---**
You do not have to do the cleaning.
Leave that silly thing to me!
**[04:49] ---**
Gero...
**[04:50] ---**
Really, Private Tamama?
**[04:52] ---**
Can I really ask you to do it?
**[04:54] ---**
Of course!
**[04:55] ---**
You take a nice long nap
in your room or something.
**[04:58] ---**
Yahoo!
**[04:59] ---**
I'm happy I've got such
great subordinates, sir!
**[05:04] ---**
If I go to Mr. Sergeant's room just
as I am done with the cleaning...
**[05:09] ---**
Kiss!
**[05:11] ---**
Gero?
**[05:11] ---**
I finished, Mr. Sergeant!
**[05:14] ---**
Thank you, sir, Tama-rin!
**[05:16] ---**
That is the plan!
**[05:23] ---**
I finally finished!
**[05:25] ---**
Now! It is time to go wake up Mr. Sergeant!
**[05:32] ---**
I wonder what kind of sleeping face
Mr. Sergeant is making...
***SIGN*** Dom
**[05:36] ---**
Dom.
**[05:37] ---**
Look, look!
**[05:39] ---**
Thanks to you, I was finally able to
**[05:40] ---**
complete the Rick Dom
I've been making since yesterday, sir!
***SIGN*** Mission Failed
**[05:44] ---**
Mission failed.
**[05:45] ---**
G-Good for you...
**[05:47] ---**
So, so, you must be tired, right?
**[05:49] ---**
You should get some rest...
**[05:51] ---**
Nahh, I'm all fired up now!
**[05:55] ---**
I was thinking I'll make another one today!
**[05:58] ---**
What...?
**[05:59] ---**
Stuff the models, just get to
frickin' bed already!
**[06:03] ---**
Fine.
**[06:04] ---**
I thought this might happen...
**[06:07] ---**
Ta-da!
**[06:08] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, look this way for a sec!
**[06:10] ---**
Gero?
**[06:11] ---**
You are getting very sleepy...
**[06:14] ---**
You are getting very, very sleepy...
**[06:17] ---**
Gero?
**[06:18] ---**
What is this about, sir?
**[06:19] ---**
This isn't affecting me at...
**[06:23] ---**
Fast!
**[06:23] ---**
Woohoo!
**[06:24] ---**
He really went to sleep!
**[06:26] ---**
Gulp.
**[06:30] ---**
Uh oh... is this okay?
**[06:32] ---**
Is this really okay?!
**[06:34] ---**
I will kiss Mr. Sergeant,
**[06:36] ---**
and we will be lovey-dovey!
***SIGN*** Odor spray Oral etiquette
**[06:39] ---**
Hey! Stupid frog!
**[06:41] ---**
I told you not to wash jeans
with the rest of the laundry!
**[06:45] ---**
And what happened to cleaning the toilet?
**[06:50] ---**
What are you just lying around sleeping for?!
**[06:54] ---**
Gero!
**[06:55] ---**
Geez!
**[06:56] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[06:58] ---**
If you're up, hurry up and
get on with the cleaning.
**[07:00] ---**
Thank you.
**[07:01] ---**
Gero...
**[07:02] ---**
Tch! I was so close!
***SIGN*** Mission Failed
**[07:04] ---**
Yet another failure.
**[07:06] ---**
Oh, well.
**[07:07] ---**
I guess I'll give up on
my third Rick Dom, sir.
**[07:10] ---**
In that case...
**[07:11] ---**
Um, Mr. Sergeant!
**[07:13] ---**
Gero?
**[07:13] ---**
Ka-splash! splash... splash...
**[07:24] ---**
Wh-What are you doing?
**[07:28] ---**
Now Mr. Sergeant's lips...
**[07:31] ---**
...are mine!
**[07:33] ---**
Ew, gross.
**[07:37] ---**
Gero...
**[07:38] ---**
Y-You are... Tamama... right?
**[07:41] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you wake up too quickly.
**[07:44] ---**
Forget the sleeping.
**[07:46] ---**
Asleep or awake, your lips belong to me.
**[07:49] ---**
No, they belong to these lips!
**[07:52] ---**
Whaa? What happened to the wake-up kiss?
**[07:55] ---**
Who gives a crap?
**[08:01] ---**
Okay. So just the shooting practice remains.
**[08:05] ---**
Keroro?
**[08:06] ---**
Giroro! Help me!
**[08:08] ---**
What are you shaken up for?
**[08:10] ---**
You call yourself a soldier, dumbo?
**[08:14] ---**
Next!
***SIGN*** Smooch
***SIGN*** Gyaaaaaaaa!
**[08:26] ---**
Giroro... I'm sorry!
**[08:28] ---**
Corporal Giroro: beyond recovery!
**[08:32] ---**
I will not let you get away!
**[08:38] ---**
I sense a tremendous evil!
**[08:39] ---**
Dororo!
**[08:41] ---**
D-Do something about him, sir!
**[08:43] ---**
Him?
***SIGN*** Him
**[08:46] ---**
Nooo!
**[08:47] ---**
Tamama-dono!
**[08:48] ---**
What are you...
**[08:49] ---**
Doroboat-senpai... Move out of the way!
**[08:53] ---**
Tamama-dono!
**[08:54] ---**
Desist at once!
**[08:57] ---**
I do not care who you are.
If you get in my way, then...!
**[09:01] ---**
H-He's fast!
***SIGN*** Smooch
**[09:04] ---**
I will do this to you!
***SIGN*** Nooooooooooo!
**[09:07] ---**
Nooooooooo!
**[09:08] ---**
I'm sorry, Doroboat-kun!
**[09:10] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo:
incapacitated in the line of duty.
**[09:13] ---**
Appear! Hold it!
***SIGN*** Bath
**[09:20] ---**
Or, like, healing fatigue?
**[09:22] ---**
Or, like, fanservice?
**[09:27] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[09:29] ---**
Uncle!
***SIGN*** Embrace
**[09:30] ---**
Embrace!
**[09:32] ---**
Uncle, you're shaking...
**[09:34] ---**
Or, like, facial pallor?
**[09:36] ---**
Gero!
**[09:37] ---**
I was so scared, ma'am!
**[09:41] ---**
You would flee to that woman's side
of all places, would you...
**[09:44] ---**
You have some nerve...
**[09:46] ---**
Ahhh! What a horrible face!
**[09:48] ---**
Or, like, facial collapse?
**[09:51] ---**
Do not hurl abuse at me while pretending
you do not recognize who I am!
**[09:54] ---**
Impact!
**[10:01] ---**
What are you doing, Tamama-san?
**[10:03] ---**
Tamama-ish thing?
**[10:04] ---**
Shut up!
**[10:06] ---**
I am going to crush you
once and for all this time,
**[10:07] ---**
and take Mr. Sergeant all for myself!
**[10:10] ---**
I won't let you do that!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
Why always you
I'm so envious
**[10:13] ---**
I will hit you with all the
humiliation I have ever suffered!
**[10:20] ---**
What enormous jealousy!
**[10:23] ---**
Or, like, victim complex?
**[10:25] ---**
What is wrong with being a frog?!
**[10:28] ---**
Armageddon!
**[10:30] ---**
No holding back!
**[10:39] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[10:45] ---**
Uncle, run away!
**[10:47] ---**
I have finally defeated the obstacle.
***SIGN*** Awawa...
**[10:48] ---**
Now the day when I can have
Mr. Sergeant is here at last.
**[10:50] ---**
Now, come here, Mr. Sergeant.
**[10:52] ---**
Whom will you kiss, hmmm?
**[10:56] ---**
Me? Or I?!
**[10:59] ---**
I'm scared!!
**[11:00] ---**
Ah, the soap—
**[11:01] ---**
No!
**[11:05] ---**
Sergeant Keroro,
consciousness knocked out!
**[11:07] ---**
Well, this is just what I wanted
in the first place.
**[11:10] ---**
And now! I will have my—
**[11:15] ---**
How horrible... This is...
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[11:17] ---**
This is... lovely cute little me?!
**[11:20] ---**
Please stop it, Tamama-san!
**[11:22] ---**
Forcing a kiss on him like that
**[11:24] ---**
won't make him lovey-dovey for you!
**[11:27] ---**
She's right...
**[11:28] ---**
Even when I kissed Giroro-senpai
and Dororo-senpai,
**[11:32] ---**
they did not become lovey-dovey...
**[11:34] ---**
Well, of course not.
***SIGN*** This
**[11:35] ---**
I could easily kiss him like this.
**[11:38] ---**
But...
**[11:39] ---**
But that woman is right...
**[11:41] ---**
Like this, he will not become
lovey-dovey, even if he wakes up.
**[11:51] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, I am sorry...
**[11:53] ---**
I was wrong.
**[11:56] ---**
I will polish myself more and more,
so that one day our love will be mutual!
**[12:03] ---**
I do not need to be told by you.
**[12:06] ---**
I was just playing around.
**[12:08] ---**
Me and Mr. Sergeant are lovey-dovey
anyway even without doing this.
**[12:13] ---**
And so,
**[12:14] ---**
this tremendous battle over
Sergeant Keroro's lips
**[12:16] ---**
drew to a close.
**[12:21] ---**
However...
**[12:22] ---**
Huh?
**[12:24] ---**
That's weird.
**[12:25] ---**
Where is this soothing place, sir?
***SIGN*** Hey...
**[12:28] ---**
And who are those people
constantly calling me?
***SIGN*** Come over here.
***SIGN*** Come on...
***SIGN*** Come on, hurry...
**[12:32] ---**
Or, uh, who ahm ah, kero?
**[12:35] ---**
So, as you can see,
**[12:36] ---**
Sergeant Keroro hit his head too hard,
**[12:37] ---**
and his memory went into disarray.
**[12:39] ---**
Crisis was upon him once again!
**[12:43] ---**
Nii-san!
**[12:44] ---**
Creep!
***SIGN*** Yoshida Real Estate
**[12:55] ---**
Oh, Mois-chan!
**[12:57] ---**
Are you meeting up with someone?
**[12:59] ---**
Mois-chan!
**[13:02] ---**
Sorry.
**[13:03] ---**
It took me a while to get ready.
**[13:06] ---**
Anyway, thanks for agreeing to
help me with the health checkups!
**[13:09] ---**
Yep!
**[13:10] ---**
Or, like, fitness foremost?
**[13:15] ---**
Oh! The water bounced off! Nice!
**[13:18] ---**
Ah! The water...
**[13:20] ---**
...was absorbed...
**[13:21] ---**
Or, like, constant issues?
**[13:24] ---**
Are you okay, Pururu-sa—
**[13:27] ---**
Honestly...
**[13:28] ---**
Don't they know to drive
slowly when it's raining?
**[13:32] ---**
Is that something stuck there?
**[13:33] ---**
Just something on her face?
**[13:35] ---**
Or...
**[13:36] ---**
It can't be...
***SIGN*** Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle
**[13:38] ---**
...a... a wrinkle?!
**[13:43] ---**
Pururu's Secrets Revealed, Sir?!
**[13:49] ---**
Her makeup must have come off.
**[13:52] ---**
What should I do?
**[13:53] ---**
I should mention it, I think...
**[13:55] ---**
But... that's a very difficult thing
for me to do...
**[13:58] ---**
What's wrong, Mois-chan?
**[13:59] ---**
Ah... no, nothing!
**[14:01] ---**
Really?
**[14:02] ---**
Well, if you're sure.
***SIGN*** Wrinkle...
**[14:06] ---**
At this rate, Uncle and
the others will see her!
**[14:09] ---**
I have to do something before
she reaches the Hinata house!
**[14:14] ---**
Ah! I've had my eye on this foundation!
**[14:18] ---**
Can we go in and have a quick look?
**[14:20] ---**
Let's do it on the way back.
**[14:21] ---**
Keroro-kun and the others are waiting.
**[14:23] ---**
Y-You're right, of course...
**[14:25] ---**
Strategy #1: Failed!
**[14:28] ---**
Ahhh, what do I do?
**[14:31] ---**
Ah! I know!
**[14:32] ---**
Ah! I forgot my mask!
**[14:36] ---**
I'd better go buy one!
**[14:38] ---**
We aren't inspecting any sick patients
today or anything,
**[14:40] ---**
so we won't need masks.
**[14:42] ---**
Y-You're right, of course...
**[14:44] ---**
Strategy #2 failed, as well!
**[14:48] ---**
What do I do... we're here now...
it's too late!
**[14:51] ---**
Hello!
**[14:53] ---**
Oh, Pururu-chan!
**[14:54] ---**
Or, like, deadly crisis?
**[14:56] ---**
Hello!
**[14:57] ---**
I'm here to give Keroro-kun and
the others their check-ups.
**[15:00] ---**
Are they all here?
**[15:02] ---**
I'd say so, probably!
**[15:04] ---**
Ahh, wait!
**[15:06] ---**
Ah, hello!
**[15:07] ---**
Hello!
**[15:10] ---**
Huh? Pururu-chan...
**[15:12] ---**
Is that...
**[15:13] ---**
Fuyuki-san!
**[15:14] ---**
Could you keep hold of my umbrella?!
**[15:17] ---**
O-Okay...
**[15:18] ---**
Come on, let's hurry!
**[15:22] ---**
Ummm... before we meet Uncle
and the others, err...
**[15:26] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[15:27] ---**
Are you all here?
**[15:29] ---**
Ahhh, wait!
**[15:30] ---**
Ah! Pururu-chan! He...llo...
***SIGN*** Wrinkle...?
**[15:37] ---**
P-Pururu-chan?
**[15:39] ---**
Um...
**[15:40] ---**
Your mouth...
**[15:41] ---**
AHH! A WRIN—
**[15:44] ---**
Talk properly, you idiots!
**[15:47] ---**
Come on, come on, it's time
for the health check-up!
**[15:50] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper
**[15:51] ---**
D-Did you see it?
**[15:53] ---**
Hm? See what?
**[15:54] ---**
I saw it.
***SIGN*** Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle
**[15:56] ---**
But that was...
**[15:57] ---**
But that's...
**[15:58] ---**
It's a wrinkle, that. A wrinkle.
**[16:00] ---**
Okay, Keroro-kun, you first. Sit down there.
**[16:02] ---**
O-Okay.
**[16:06] ---**
It does look like it could just be
something stuck there.
**[16:09] ---**
But is it... a wrinkle?
**[16:11] ---**
I can't believe how clearly I can see it...
**[16:13] ---**
I never realized before, sir...
**[16:15] ---**
She must have been applying some
pretty heavy makeup, sir...
**[16:19] ---**
Okay, turn around.
**[16:20] ---**
Gero.
***SIGN*** Nervous
**[16:22] ---**
Lady Mois...
***SIGN*** Nervous
***SIGN*** Nervous
**[16:23] ---**
Ahh, Lady Mois...
**[16:24] ---**
You must have tried to do
something on the way here...
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
**[16:29] ---**
We have to somehow act normal
so that she doesn't realize...
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
**[16:34] ---**
Huh? Your pulse suddenly got faster...
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
**[16:36] ---**
Okay, turn around and face me again
and open your mouth wide.
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
**[16:39] ---**
Ahhhh...
**[16:43] ---**
I-It's so distracting!
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
**[16:45] ---**
Come on, Keroro-kun!
**[16:46] ---**
Open your mouth wider!
**[16:49] ---**
Okay, okay!
***SIGN*** ...And.
**[16:51] ---**
And.
***SIGN*** That
**[16:52] ---**
That...
***SIGN*** That
**[16:53] ---**
Why is that... like that...
***SIGN*** That
***SIGN*** That
**[16:54] ---**
On the way here,
***SIGN*** That
***SIGN*** That
**[16:55] ---**
a car splashed water on her...
**[16:58] ---**
I kept thinking about
saying something, but...
**[17:01] ---**
Or, like, aging process?
**[17:03] ---**
Really?
**[17:04] ---**
I think it's normal for her age.
**[17:07] ---**
Giroro-san!
**[17:08] ---**
Get the point...
**[17:10] ---**
Pururu-dono...
**[17:11] ---**
When she was a kid, she was
like a class idol.
**[17:15] ---**
And now look at her...
**[17:17] ---**
I don't think that's a very good
way of phrasing it, either.
**[17:20] ---**
Well, maybe so.
**[17:22] ---**
Thinking about that,
as a childhood friend of hers...
**[17:25] ---**
I am a little shocked.
**[17:26] ---**
It's a delicate matter...
**[17:28] ---**
Please don't let her find out...
**[17:30] ---**
R-Right.
**[17:32] ---**
Come on.
**[17:32] ---**
Giroro-kun, you're up next.
***SIGN*** Ba-dump!
**[17:34] ---**
R-Right!!
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
**[17:37] ---**
What are you all whispering about?
**[17:40] ---**
U-Uhh...
**[17:41] ---**
It's nothing.
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
**[17:47] ---**
Even you, Dororo-kun?
**[17:50] ---**
All of you have a little high blood pressure.
**[17:52] ---**
Make sure to have less salt in
your diet from now on. Okay?
**[17:56] ---**
O-Okay, ma'am.
**[17:58] ---**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[18:00] ---**
No, I think there was another reason
for the high blood pressure.
**[18:07] ---**
There's a line on the bottom left corner.
**[18:10] ---**
No, there isn't.
**[18:12] ---**
I think your prescription might be wrong.
**[18:14] ---**
Nnnno, I can see perfectly well...
**[18:17] ---**
I can see that wrin—
**[18:19] ---**
There was just a little bit of dirt
on his glasses!
**[18:22] ---**
Wasn't there, Kululu-san?!
**[18:24] ---**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Hohoh
Uhuhu
Hohohoho
Tehehehe
Nihahaha
Kuhuhu
***SIGN*** And.
**[18:28] ---**
And.
**[18:29] ---**
It's finally over, sir!
**[18:31] ---**
Somehow we did not reveal it.
**[18:34] ---**
Okay! Well, then, lastly,
we'll have a little "worries talk."
**[18:38] ---**
Worries talk?
**[18:39] ---**
You've been doing invasion work
on Pekopon for a long time.
**[18:42] ---**
I'll give you counseling to check
that you're not emotionally tired.
**[18:45] ---**
You must have things you can't tell
the other platoon members, right?
***SIGN*** Doom...
**[18:50] ---**
What... no... really?
**[18:52] ---**
Right now...
**[18:53] ---**
...she is the one person...
**[18:55] ---**
...I do not want to converse with...
***SIGN*** Sweating bullets
***SIGN*** Counseling right now
***SIGN*** Restless
**[19:02] ---**
N-N-Nothing in particular.
**[19:05] ---**
Oh? Really?
***SIGN*** Restless
**[19:07] ---**
I... I am fine...
**[19:10] ---**
You look a little pale...
***SIGN*** Restless
**[19:12] ---**
My yellowing's been pretty bad lately.
***SIGN*** Restless
**[19:15] ---**
Uh...
**[19:17] ---**
No... It's nothing...
***SIGN*** Sweat Ba-dump Ba-dump
**[19:20] ---**
But... when this check-up is over...
**[19:22] ---**
...she'll go outside...
and be seen by everyone, sir...
**[19:25] ---**
Now that would be bad!
**[19:26] ---**
Shouldn't I just tell her
as soon as possible?!
**[19:28] ---**
But what the crap do I say?
**[19:31] ---**
What's wrong? Why are you so quiet?
**[19:34] ---**
And you're sweating so much.
**[19:35] ---**
Is it that serious a worry?
**[19:38] ---**
You're the one it's serious for, ma'am!
**[19:41] ---**
Huh? What do you mean?
***SIGN*** Doooooooom
***SIGN*** Ah
**[19:45] ---**
Ah... no... nothing!
**[19:46] ---**
It's nothing, nothing at all!
**[19:48] ---**
Gero...
**[19:51] ---**
I can see it so clearly!
**[19:52] ---**
What... do I do...
**[19:55] ---**
You've all been kind of
strange today, you know?
**[19:57] ---**
Strangely distant...
**[20:00] ---**
Th-That's not true, ma'am...
**[20:02] ---**
What is it?
**[20:03] ---**
Is there something on my face?
**[20:05] ---**
BINGO!
**[20:08] ---**
Uncle, you idiot!
**[20:09] ---**
What were you thinking?!
**[20:11] ---**
We were so close to hiding it!
**[20:16] ---**
Cat's out of the bag.
**[20:17] ---**
Pururu-dono!
**[20:18] ---**
You must not look in the mirror!
**[20:23] ---**
Old lady, noooooo!
**[20:32] ---**
Oh, was *this* it?
**[20:34] ---**
I just had something stuck there, that's all!
**[20:39] ---**
O-Oh...
**[20:41] ---**
I... totally thought it was a wrinkle...
**[20:44] ---**
How rude.
**[20:45] ---**
So that's why you all seemed so awkward.
**[20:49] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[20:50] ---**
I just couldn't say it...
**[20:52] ---**
N-No, I thought it was something like that.
**[20:55] ---**
How absurd.
**[20:57] ---**
Ohh? Didn't you say you were shocked,
as a childhood friend of hers?
**[21:01] ---**
It is a great relief for me.
**[21:03] ---**
Welp, I had fun.
**[21:05] ---**
Honestly! You all read too much into things!
**[21:10] ---**
But facial wrinkles are like life badges.
**[21:13] ---**
I don't think they're that bad to have.
***SIGN*** Makeup Remover
**[21:18] ---**
Phew... That was a shock.
**[21:20] ---**
I thought for a moment that
my makeup had actually come off.
***SIGN*** Dorayaki
**[21:23] ---**
Pururu-chan!
**[21:25] ---**
Sorry about all that!
**[21:27] ---**
I bought some dorayaki. Wanna eat?
***SIGN*** Makeup Remover
**[21:29] ---**
No, Keroro-kun!!
**[21:30] ---**
Go away!!
***SIGN*** Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle
**[21:34] ---**
Pururu-chan...
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Not even close!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
They are heavy suits.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
Omoi ze suutsu
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
I'm a creator.
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Aimu a kurietaa
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Fast and light, those sweats.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
A nude nude suit is perfect.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto piisu v
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Major win, majorinrin.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri daishourinrin
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Joke flopped, last appear!
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Subetta rasutapiaa
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
...would you be my friend?
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
So don't erase my homeland.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Dakara furusato kesanai de
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Please!)
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Tanomu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Popular even on Planet Keron!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Probably?)
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Tabun?)
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Space is big, just how much about?
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Why did you choose this place?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Doushite koko o eranda no
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(After me?)
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(Ore meate?)
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Naked de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon de pon!
**[23:07] ---**
I am Sergeant Keroro, sir!
***SIGN*** Supermarket Ooba
**[23:09] ---**
I remember wearing a
baseball cap when I was a kid.
**[23:11] ---**
They have an inner mesh
to stop them from losing shape.
**[23:14] ---**
Was I the only one who pulled that down in front
of my eyes to pretend it was a cool visor?
***SIGN*** Congratulations!
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:20] ---**
The Pekopon invasion is finally complete?!
**[23:23] ---**
"Keroro: Grand Operation
Air Whatever, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Keroro: Popular with the Ladies, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!