E181 - Mushishi: Where the Bugs Are, Sir! / Momoka: The Three-Legged Race Competition, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
"Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN Schlorp
SIGN Bug
[01:31] ---
We take words for granted,
SIGN Snug as a
bug in a rug
SIGN Bug off
SIGN Bug out
SIGN Bugging
someone's
room
[01:34] ---
but have you ever
missed their true meaning?
SIGN To Be Bugged
[01:39] ---
Sheesh! Both of you just sit there
and think about what you did!
[01:48] ---
Jeez! Who does Lady Natsumi think she is?!
[01:51] ---
Sis can hear you!
[01:52] ---
Gero?
[01:54] ---
All we did was get a little
excited over a video game!
[01:57] ---
What did she have to get so huffy about?!
[01:59] ---
I should've expected it.
[02:01] ---
Something's been bugging Sis all day.
SIGN Bugging her
[02:05] ---
B-Bugging her?
[02:07] ---
Certainly, bugs are the problem.
[02:11] ---
Um... Who are you?
[02:13] ---
I am an entomologist,
SIGN Mushishi
[02:16] ---
Mushishi.
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Mushishi: Where the Bugs Are, Sir!
[02:27] ---
Sheesh!
[02:28] ---
Sheesh! Both of you just sit there...
[02:29] ---
Okay, stop!
[02:34] ---
Look! Here are two bugs.
SIGN Position of the Bugs
[02:37] ---
Because of this one and this one,
[02:40] ---
her mood turned foul, and no mistake!
[02:43] ---
In other words, Pekoponian feelings can be
controlled through the placement of bugs.
SIGN Bug
[02:47] ---
Sheesh!
[02:51] ---
We can use that for the
invasion of Pekopon, sir!
[02:56] ---
Indeed.
[02:57] ---
Who is that weird old man?
SIGN Mushishi, Wielder of Insects
[03:01] ---
I've heard rumors of a legendary assassin,
Mushishi, who wields insects.
[03:06] ---
And that's him?
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So, Master Mushishi,
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to put Lady Natsumi in a good mood,
where should we place the bugs?
[03:15] ---
I have just arrived on Pekopon,
[03:18] ---
so I'll have to research which bugs
[03:21] ---
should be placed where.
[03:24] ---
You know?
[03:25] ---
Then my platoon will go all out
[03:29] ---
to collect various bugs
SIGN Bug Placement Research
[03:31] ---
and help you research their proper placement!
[03:35] ---
Sarge, you forgot your
video game system in my room...
SIGN Bug Bug Bug Bug
[03:42] ---
Hi there!
SIGN BUGS BUGS
[03:45] ---
Bugs!
[03:48] ---
This is a harsh reality for Fukki,
who hates bugs.
[03:51] ---
Sorry, Master Fuyuki.
[03:54] ---
Now then!
[03:55] ---
Let's begin investigating
the placement of bugs!
[03:59] ---
We'll start with the placement
of bugs by Lady Natsumi!
[04:02] ---
N-Natsumi?!
[04:03] ---
After all, with proper bug placement,
SIGN Menace
[04:05] ---
Stupid frog...
[04:06] ---
she'll never get angry at me again!
[04:09] ---
That menace is much closer to me now
than the invasion of Pekopon!
[04:13] ---
So! Who's going to start?
[04:15] ---
All right, I'll go!
[04:20] ---
Jeez, stupid Fuyuki.
[04:22] ---
It's his turn to cook today!
[04:26] ---
Breeze from the right,
wind velocity 2.3 meters...
[04:29] ---
Elevation: 23 degrees.
[04:31] ---
All right. This is it.
[04:38] ---
With this,
[04:39] ---
if the placement of the bugs is perfect...
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For some reason,
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nothing's bugging me today.
[04:50] ---
I don't even have a bee in my bonnet...
[04:56] ---
...as it were!
[05:05] ---
U-Uh oh! Wrong location!
[05:10] ---
Th-This must not be it, either!
[05:13] ---
Here?! Here?! There?!
[05:15] ---
Natsumi! I'm trying to
make it so you won't cry!
[05:20] ---
Onions really do sting!
SIGN Onions
[05:26] ---
Giroro?
[05:27] ---
Ah... oh... um...
[05:29] ---
What's that?
[05:32] ---
Hello! I'm a dung beetle!
SIGN Dung Beetle "You are seeing this through a very lovely image vision."
[05:37] ---
I didn't know it was a dung beetle!
[05:42] ---
For crying out loud!
[05:44] ---
Bringing a weird bug in here...
[05:46] ---
Hello.
[05:48] ---
Proper bug placement...
[05:52] ---
I wonder what would be a good place...
[05:56] ---
W-What are you doing?
SIGN Scritter Skrit Scritter
[06:01] ---
Right here?
SIGN Cockroach Motel
[06:09] ---
Huh. You spin this much...
[06:14] ---
For Pete's sake! One's as bad as the other!
[06:18] ---
Now it is my turn.
[06:23] ---
That's...
[06:27] ---
I can do this...
[06:29] ---
I may be... I may be stronger than him!
[06:34] ---
You should be happy about this!
[06:46] ---
Tamama?
[06:48] ---
My new rival appeared!
SIGN Pet Feature Part 128!
[06:56] ---
Hello.
[06:58] ---
Nobody's getting dinner tonight!
[07:02] ---
Lady Natsumi is in an extremely bad mood.
[07:05] ---
I'll pinpoint the optimal location of the
bugs if it's the last thing I do, sir!
[07:10] ---
Is this the best area?
[07:15] ---
Coming!
[07:20] ---
Unbelievable!
[07:22] ---
Food delivery guy thought this
was the neighbor's house?!
[07:25] ---
Gero-bad! This must not be the right spot.
[07:28] ---
Then...
[07:30] ---
I'm telling you...
[07:34] ---
Gero...
[07:36] ---
It looks like she's in a good mood!
[07:38] ---
Is this the right placement for bugs?
[07:41] ---
Cute!
[07:43] ---
She's actually just reacting to the TV...
[07:48] ---
Gero!
[07:49] ---
Hello? Hinata residence.
[07:53] ---
A yakiniku restaurant?
[07:54] ---
Wrong!
[07:57] ---
Gimme a break! Who are you calling?!
[08:00] ---
Sick of this...
[08:02] ---
How about this area?
[08:06] ---
I can never get enough kittens!
[08:10] ---
This doesn't seem quite right...
[08:13] ---
Still, if it's all related
to where I put the bug...
[08:21] ---
Good! Then...
[08:23] ---
...one more push should put the
bug in just the right spot!
[08:27] ---
Gero?
[08:37] ---
A giant cicada!
[08:39] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[08:40] ---
Gero!
[08:42] ---
Stupid frog...
[08:42] ---
Gero?
[08:47] ---
You really do spin around like this!!
[08:53] ---
Are you okay, Uncle?
[08:56] ---
Or, like, beyond healing?
[08:58] ---
Fiddling with those bugs only put
Lady Natsumi in a worse mood, sir!
[09:03] ---
Huh?
[09:10] ---
Master Mushishi, what's this?
[09:13] ---
Thank you for your cooperation, everyone.
[09:17] ---
Farewell!
[09:18] ---
Farewell...
[09:29] ---
What was that?
[09:32] ---
A suspicious light...
[09:34] ---
What was that light?
[09:36] ---
Um...
[09:38] ---
A fellow named Master Mushishi
paid us a visit...
[09:40] ---
Mushishi-dono?
[09:42] ---
The legendary assassin who wields insects?
[09:46] ---
Y-Yeah.
[09:48] ---
I wish I could have met him.
[09:52] ---
It seems he has retired,
[09:54] ---
and now spends his time collecting insects
throughout the universe as a hobby.
[10:00] ---
It seems he pulled one over on us.
SIGN Wasted Effort!!
[10:07] ---
Gero...
[10:11] ---
Dororo, what's that?
[10:13] ---
Koyuki-dono and I are raising them.
[10:17] ---
Are they bugs?
[10:20] ---
Gero! Natsumi-dono!
[10:22] ---
Y-You should place these bugs...
[10:28] ---
Crickets, huh?
[10:30] ---
Gero?
[10:35] ---
That's a beautiful sound.
[10:37] ---
It sounds like a long autumn night.
[10:40] ---
It's so charming.
[10:45] ---
I see.
[10:47] ---
That was the right place to put the bugs.
[10:52] ---
In the end, they still believed
in that mistaken notion,
[10:55] ---
but the Keroro Platoon was soothed
by the sound of those bugs.
[11:08] ---
There are families like this in the world.
[11:11] ---
It's unbelievable, but...
[11:15] ---
This day has come at last!
[11:18] ---
A schedule adjustment based on
the time difference with Japan.
[11:22] ---
And the day's weather!
SIGN Mostly Sunny
[11:24] ---
Everything is perfect!
[11:26] ---
We're clear!
[11:34] ---
It's me.
[11:35] ---
Baio, you won't be able to do it.
[11:38] ---
Ouka!
[11:39] ---
You've been so focused on business that
your physical skills must be rusty.
[11:43] ---
I'm not happy about it,
but I'll have to go instead.
[11:46] ---
Silence!
[11:47] ---
No matter how many there are,
no one will stand in my way!
[11:50] ---
If you think you can do it, be my guest!
[11:52] ---
That's what I wanted to hear.
[11:54] ---
I'm looking forward to it.
[11:58] ---
This is no joke!
[12:00] ---
Are you saying you can beat me and Momoka
in my long-awaited three-legged race?
[12:05] ---
Father!
[12:06] ---
I will not give in to Ouka!
[12:13] ---
Momoka: The Three-Legged Race
Competition, Sir!
[12:19] ---
The morning of Sports Day.
[12:40] ---
Impudent!
[12:43] ---
What?!
[12:49] ---
Skull-1 is down!
[12:51] ---
I hired them, thinking they could at least
[12:54] ---
buy me some time, but...
[13:02] ---
There!
[13:06] ---
Shadow technique, eh?
[13:09] ---
What the?!
[13:12] ---
You're the real one!
[13:14] ---
What?!
[13:16] ---
Feigning an unguarded moment
is also a technique!
[13:20] ---
Izuna Drop!
[13:24] ---
W-What?!
[13:30] ---
Dart-1 is down!
[13:32] ---
They didn't even give me ten minutes...
[13:35] ---
Next, Naruto-1 is approaching!
SIGN Kissho Academy Sports Day
[13:39] ---
Apparently, Dororo-senpai
bit the dust, too...
[13:42] ---
If worse comes to worst,
[13:44] ---
we'll show 'em how it's done, sir!
[13:55] ---
Well, I'll visit you in the hospital. Click!
[14:25] ---
No way!
[14:27] ---
I'm done for!
[14:40] ---
You even shrugged off all those missiles?
[14:43] ---
Darn you, Ouka! Are you a monster?!
SIGN Kissho
[14:46] ---
Baio!
[14:48] ---
I'm going to do the
three-legged race with Momoka!
[14:58] ---
Don't tell me...
[15:02] ---
The winners of the parent-child
three-legged race are
[15:04] ---
Nishizawa Momoka-san and
her father, Baio-san!
[15:07] ---
Congratulations!
[15:10] ---
This race marks the end of the parent-child
[15:13] ---
three-legged competition.
[15:17] ---
What?!
[15:20] ---
I didn't make it in time?!
[15:30] ---
Ouka,
[15:32] ---
you're too late!
[15:36] ---
The one who's going to participate in
the three-legged race with Momoka...
[15:40] ---
...is me!
SIGN The plan worked!
[15:48] ---
Um, actually, this is the real thing...
SIGN This is the real thing!
SIGN This is a fake!
[15:52] ---
...and this is a fake!
SIGN This is a fake.
[15:54] ---
In other words, in order to deceive Ouka-san,
[15:56] ---
he had exact replicas of Kissho Academy
and the town around it
[16:00] ---
built in the middle of a forest
owned by the Nishizawa family.
SIGN Kissho Academy Sports Day
SIGN This is a fake.
[16:05] ---
Yay! Yay!
[16:08] ---
The plan worked!
SIGN Kissho Academy
[16:09] ---
And on top of that, no matter how old I get,
it always feels great to come in first, sir!
[16:14] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
I think we had better skedaddle!
[16:18] ---
Yes, I know...
[16:22] ---
You two...
[16:24] ---
What are you doing here?
[16:28] ---
Uh...
[16:29] ---
Umm...
[16:31] ---
Hello! It has been a long time!
I am Termite #1!
[16:35] ---
I am Termite #2!
[16:37] ---
Hey, hey, at your service!
SIGN Starting Gate
SIGN This is the real thing.
[16:41] ---
Participants for the parent-child
three-legged race,
[16:44] ---
please gather in front of the starting gate.
[16:47] ---
All right! Let's do our best, Fuyuki!
[16:51] ---
I envy you, getting to do the
three-legged race with Mom.
SIGN Sports Day
[16:55] ---
I'm lucky.
[16:57] ---
This day has come at last.
[16:59] ---
Father...
[17:01] ---
Master...
[17:04] ---
This pressure...
[17:06] ---
You should not underestimate Ouka!
SIGN Kissho Academy
[17:12] ---
Mother, you're here, too!
[17:15] ---
Curses!
[17:17] ---
I forgot to include the aliens' servility
in my calculations!
SIGN Servile
SIGN Aliens
[17:21] ---
I sold you short, Baio.
[17:23] ---
You even manufactured a fake town.
[17:26] ---
What's Sarge doing there?
[17:28] ---
I shall participate in the
three-legged race with Momoka!
SIGN Starting Gate
[17:31] ---
Give me that sash!
[17:33] ---
I refuse!
[17:35] ---
You can wait until next year's Sports Day!
[17:39] ---
Then we have a problem.
[17:41] ---
It seems you don't know
how to grant a favor.
[17:44] ---
I will not allow you to take my place!
[17:47] ---
We'll see about that.
[17:50] ---
Here I come!
[17:51] ---
Bring it on!
[17:59] ---
Amazing!
[18:00] ---
What should we do, Paul?
SIGN Sports Day
[18:02] ---
I haven't seen the master and
mistress duel in so long.
[18:06] ---
Every drop of my blood is
tingling with excitement.
[18:09] ---
You're no help.
[18:11] ---
Take this! Baio Flash Lightning!
[18:13] ---
Right back at you! Ouka Burst!
SIGN Sports Day
[18:26] ---
Help!
[18:28] ---
I'm grateful Mother and Father
both came, but at this rate...
[18:33] ---
I have to stop them, no matter what!
[18:35] ---
But how?
[18:55] ---
This is an announcement.
[18:56] ---
Due to rain, the parent-child
three-legged race
[19:00] ---
has been called off. It's called off!
SIGN It's canceled!!
[19:03] ---
It's canceled!
[19:05] ---
What was that?!
SIGN Kissho Academy Sports Day
[19:09] ---
The Strategic Weather Satellite Komawari
[19:11] ---
has successfully made it rain
over Inner-Tokyo!
[19:15] ---
Or, like, mission complete?
SIGN Sports Day
[19:33] ---
The plan worked!
[19:35] ---
First Mr. Baoi Dad hired us for a job,
and now Momocchi!
[19:39] ---
We're making a bundle today!
[19:46] ---
Sports Day got rained out.
[19:48] ---
That's too bad.
[19:50] ---
What's this? Aren't you the one who
always prays for rain for these things?
[19:54] ---
I fully intended to win the
three-legged race this year.
[19:58] ---
"Disappointed" doesn't seem
adequate to describe those two.
SIGN Slump
[20:03] ---
Father... Mother...
[20:07] ---
Let's eat lunch.
[20:09] ---
I'm just happy that you're both here.
[20:13] ---
Head chef, prepare lunch.
[20:16] ---
Paul, that isn't necessary.
[20:19] ---
Is there something wrong?
[20:23] ---
Actually, I made lunch myself!
[20:26] ---
You did, Father?
[20:29] ---
Hot-hot-hot!
[20:31] ---
You underestimate me.
[20:34] ---
I made lunch, as well.
[20:37] ---
You did, Mother?
[20:44] ---
So, Momoka...
[20:46] ---
...which do you choose?!
[20:54] ---
Of course,
[20:55] ---
I choose both!
[21:10] ---
What a beautiful family...
[21:13] ---
It was an eventful Sports Day,
[21:15] ---
but for Momoka-chan,
it turned out splendidly.
[21:20] ---
Incidentally, how much did the Nishizawa
[21:22] ---
faux Sports Day set cost,
buildings, actors, and all?
[21:25] ---
It was one trillion, 296 billion,
357 million,
[21:28] ---
214 thousand, 503 yen!
[21:33] ---
Gero-wow!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
subete wasureru sa
SIGN Ahhhh
[23:07] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama here!
[23:09] ---
Everyone has another face
that they keep hidden away.
SIGN Red Gamma Metal
[23:12] ---
I am the only one who has no problem
showing my other face!
[23:15] ---
I have a special privilege to get away with it
because of my lovely, cute character!
SIGN Herbal Medicine
SIGN The real thing
[23:19] ---
Are you jealous?
[23:21] ---
That aside, give me the treasure!
[23:24] ---
"Keroro: Buried Treasure Special, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Tamama Versus Tamama, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
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