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E181 - Mushishi: Where the Bugs Are, Sir! / Momoka: The Three-Legged Race Competition, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
SIGN    Bug
[01:31] ---
    We take words for granted,
SIGN    Snug as a
    bug in a rug
SIGN    Bug off
SIGN    Bug out
SIGN    Bugging
    someone's
    room
[01:34] ---
    but have you ever
    missed their true meaning?
SIGN    To Be Bugged
[01:39] ---
    Sheesh! Both of you just sit there
    and think about what you did!
[01:48] ---
    Jeez! Who does Lady Natsumi think she is?!
[01:51] ---
    Sis can hear you!
[01:52] ---
    Gero?
[01:54] ---
    All we did was get a little
    excited over a video game!
[01:57] ---
    What did she have to get so huffy about?!
[01:59] ---
    I should've expected it.
[02:01] ---
    Something's been bugging Sis all day.
SIGN    Bugging her
[02:05] ---
    B-Bugging her?
[02:07] ---
    Certainly, bugs are the problem.
[02:11] ---
    Um... Who are you?
[02:13] ---
    I am an entomologist,
SIGN    Mushishi
[02:16] ---
    Mushishi.
[02:21] ---
    Mushishi: Where the Bugs Are, Sir!
[02:27] ---
    Sheesh!
[02:28] ---
    Sheesh! Both of you just sit there...
[02:29] ---
    Okay, stop!
[02:34] ---
    Look! Here are two bugs.
SIGN    Position of the Bugs
[02:37] ---
    Because of this one and this one,
[02:40] ---
    her mood turned foul, and no mistake!
[02:43] ---
    In other words, Pekoponian feelings can be
    controlled through the placement of bugs.
SIGN    Bug
[02:47] ---
    Sheesh!
[02:51] ---
    We can use that for the
    invasion of Pekopon, sir!
[02:56] ---
    Indeed.
[02:57] ---
    Who is that weird old man?
SIGN    Mushishi, Wielder of Insects
[03:01] ---
    I've heard rumors of a legendary assassin,
    Mushishi, who wields insects.
[03:06] ---
    And that's him?
[03:09] ---
    So, Master Mushishi,
[03:11] ---
    to put Lady Natsumi in a good mood,
    where should we place the bugs?
[03:15] ---
    I have just arrived on Pekopon,
[03:18] ---
    so I'll have to research which bugs
[03:21] ---
    should be placed where.
[03:24] ---
    You know?
[03:25] ---
    Then my platoon will go all out
[03:29] ---
    to collect various bugs
SIGN    Bug Placement Research
[03:31] ---
    and help you research their proper placement!
[03:35] ---
    Sarge, you forgot your
    video game system in my room...
SIGN    Bug Bug Bug Bug
[03:42] ---
    Hi there!
SIGN    BUGS BUGS
[03:45] ---
    Bugs!
[03:48] ---
    This is a harsh reality for Fukki,
    who hates bugs.
[03:51] ---
    Sorry, Master Fuyuki.
[03:54] ---
    Now then!
[03:55] ---
    Let's begin investigating
    the placement of bugs!
[03:59] ---
    We'll start with the placement
    of bugs by Lady Natsumi!
[04:02] ---
    N-Natsumi?!
[04:03] ---
    After all, with proper bug placement,
SIGN    Menace
[04:05] ---
    Stupid frog...
[04:06] ---
    she'll never get angry at me again!
[04:09] ---
    That menace is much closer to me now
    than the invasion of Pekopon!
[04:13] ---
    So! Who's going to start?
[04:15] ---
    All right, I'll go!
[04:20] ---
    Jeez, stupid Fuyuki.
[04:22] ---
    It's his turn to cook today!
[04:26] ---
    Breeze from the right,
    wind velocity 2.3 meters...
[04:29] ---
    Elevation: 23 degrees.
[04:31] ---
    All right. This is it.
[04:38] ---
    With this,
[04:39] ---
    if the placement of the bugs is perfect...
[04:45] ---
    For some reason,
[04:47] ---
    nothing's bugging me today.
[04:50] ---
    I don't even have a bee in my bonnet...
[04:56] ---
    ...as it were!
[05:05] ---
    U-Uh oh! Wrong location!
[05:10] ---
    Th-This must not be it, either!
[05:13] ---
    Here?! Here?! There?!
[05:15] ---
    Natsumi! I'm trying to
    make it so you won't cry!
[05:20] ---
    Onions really do sting!
SIGN    Onions
[05:26] ---
    Giroro?
[05:27] ---
    Ah... oh... um...
[05:29] ---
    What's that?
[05:32] ---
    Hello! I'm a dung beetle!
SIGN    Dung Beetle "You are seeing this through a very lovely image vision."
[05:37] ---
    I didn't know it was a dung beetle!
[05:42] ---
    For crying out loud!
[05:44] ---
    Bringing a weird bug in here...
[05:46] ---
    Hello.
[05:48] ---
    Proper bug placement...
[05:52] ---
    I wonder what would be a good place...
[05:56] ---
    W-What are you doing?
SIGN    Scritter Skrit Scritter
[06:01] ---
    Right here?
SIGN    Cockroach Motel
[06:09] ---
    Huh. You spin this much...
[06:14] ---
    For Pete's sake! One's as bad as the other!
[06:18] ---
    Now it is my turn.
[06:23] ---
    That's...
[06:27] ---
    I can do this...
[06:29] ---
    I may be... I may be stronger than him!
[06:34] ---
    You should be happy about this!
[06:46] ---
    Tamama?
[06:48] ---
    My new rival appeared!
SIGN    Pet Feature Part 128!
[06:56] ---
    Hello.
[06:58] ---
    Nobody's getting dinner tonight!
[07:02] ---
    Lady Natsumi is in an extremely bad mood.
[07:05] ---
    I'll pinpoint the optimal location of the
    bugs if it's the last thing I do, sir!
[07:10] ---
    Is this the best area?
[07:15] ---
    Coming!
[07:20] ---
    Unbelievable!
[07:22] ---
    Food delivery guy thought this
    was the neighbor's house?!
[07:25] ---
    Gero-bad! This must not be the right spot.
[07:28] ---
    Then...
[07:30] ---
    I'm telling you...
[07:34] ---
    Gero...
[07:36] ---
    It looks like she's in a good mood!
[07:38] ---
    Is this the right placement for bugs?
[07:41] ---
    Cute!
[07:43] ---
    She's actually just reacting to the TV...
[07:48] ---
    Gero!
[07:49] ---
    Hello? Hinata residence.
[07:53] ---
    A yakiniku restaurant?
[07:54] ---
    Wrong!
[07:57] ---
    Gimme a break! Who are you calling?!
[08:00] ---
    Sick of this...
[08:02] ---
    How about this area?
[08:06] ---
    I can never get enough kittens!
[08:10] ---
    This doesn't seem quite right...
[08:13] ---
    Still, if it's all related
    to where I put the bug...
[08:21] ---
    Good! Then...
[08:23] ---
    ...one more push should put the
    bug in just the right spot!
[08:27] ---
    Gero?
[08:37] ---
    A giant cicada!
[08:39] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[08:40] ---
    Gero!
[08:42] ---
    Stupid frog...
[08:42] ---
    Gero?
[08:47] ---
    You really do spin around like this!!
[08:53] ---
    Are you okay, Uncle?
[08:56] ---
    Or, like, beyond healing?
[08:58] ---
    Fiddling with those bugs only put
    Lady Natsumi in a worse mood, sir!
[09:03] ---
    Huh?
[09:10] ---
    Master Mushishi, what's this?
[09:13] ---
    Thank you for your cooperation, everyone.
[09:17] ---
    Farewell!
[09:18] ---
    Farewell...
[09:29] ---
    What was that?
[09:32] ---
    A suspicious light...
[09:34] ---
    What was that light?
[09:36] ---
    Um...
[09:38] ---
    A fellow named Master Mushishi
    paid us a visit...
[09:40] ---
    Mushishi-dono?
[09:42] ---
    The legendary assassin who wields insects?
[09:46] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[09:48] ---
    I wish I could have met him.
[09:52] ---
    It seems he has retired,
[09:54] ---
    and now spends his time collecting insects
    throughout the universe as a hobby.
[10:00] ---
    It seems he pulled one over on us.
SIGN    Wasted Effort!!
[10:07] ---
    Gero...
[10:11] ---
    Dororo, what's that?
[10:13] ---
    Koyuki-dono and I are raising them.
[10:17] ---
    Are they bugs?
[10:20] ---
    Gero! Natsumi-dono!
[10:22] ---
    Y-You should place these bugs...
[10:28] ---
    Crickets, huh?
[10:30] ---
    Gero?
[10:35] ---
    That's a beautiful sound.
[10:37] ---
    It sounds like a long autumn night.
[10:40] ---
    It's so charming.
[10:45] ---
    I see.
[10:47] ---
    That was the right place to put the bugs.
[10:52] ---
    In the end, they still believed
    in that mistaken notion,
[10:55] ---
    but the Keroro Platoon was soothed
    by the sound of those bugs.
[11:08] ---
    There are families like this in the world.
[11:11] ---
    It's unbelievable, but...
[11:15] ---
    This day has come at last!
[11:18] ---
    A schedule adjustment based on
    the time difference with Japan.
[11:22] ---
    And the day's weather!
SIGN    Mostly Sunny
[11:24] ---
    Everything is perfect!
[11:26] ---
    We're clear!
[11:34] ---
    It's me.
[11:35] ---
    Baio, you won't be able to do it.
[11:38] ---
    Ouka!
[11:39] ---
    You've been so focused on business that
    your physical skills must be rusty.
[11:43] ---
    I'm not happy about it,
    but I'll have to go instead.
[11:46] ---
    Silence!
[11:47] ---
    No matter how many there are,
    no one will stand in my way!
[11:50] ---
    If you think you can do it, be my guest!
[11:52] ---
    That's what I wanted to hear.
[11:54] ---
    I'm looking forward to it.
[11:58] ---
    This is no joke!
[12:00] ---
    Are you saying you can beat me and Momoka
    in my long-awaited three-legged race?
[12:05] ---
    Father!
[12:06] ---
    I will not give in to Ouka!
[12:13] ---
    Momoka: The Three-Legged Race
    Competition, Sir!
[12:19] ---
    The morning of Sports Day.
[12:40] ---
    Impudent!
[12:43] ---
    What?!
[12:49] ---
    Skull-1 is down!
[12:51] ---
    I hired them, thinking they could at least
[12:54] ---
    buy me some time, but...
[13:02] ---
    There!
[13:06] ---
    Shadow technique, eh?
[13:09] ---
    What the?!
[13:12] ---
    You're the real one!
[13:14] ---
    What?!
[13:16] ---
    Feigning an unguarded moment
    is also a technique!
[13:20] ---
    Izuna Drop!
[13:24] ---
    W-What?!
[13:30] ---
    Dart-1 is down!
[13:32] ---
    They didn't even give me ten minutes...
[13:35] ---
    Next, Naruto-1 is approaching!
SIGN    Kissho Academy Sports Day
[13:39] ---
    Apparently, Dororo-senpai
    bit the dust, too...
[13:42] ---
    If worse comes to worst,
[13:44] ---
    we'll show 'em how it's done, sir!
[13:55] ---
    Well, I'll visit you in the hospital. Click!
[14:25] ---
    No way!
[14:27] ---
    I'm done for!
[14:40] ---
    You even shrugged off all those missiles?
[14:43] ---
    Darn you, Ouka! Are you a monster?!
SIGN    Kissho
[14:46] ---
    Baio!
[14:48] ---
    I'm going to do the
    three-legged race with Momoka!
[14:58] ---
    Don't tell me...
[15:02] ---
    The winners of the parent-child
    three-legged race are
[15:04] ---
    Nishizawa Momoka-san and
    her father, Baio-san!
[15:07] ---
    Congratulations!
[15:10] ---
    This race marks the end of the parent-child
[15:13] ---
    three-legged competition.
[15:17] ---
    What?!
[15:20] ---
    I didn't make it in time?!
[15:30] ---
    Ouka,
[15:32] ---
    you're too late!
[15:36] ---
    The one who's going to participate in
    the three-legged race with Momoka...
[15:40] ---
    ...is me!
SIGN    The plan worked!
[15:48] ---
    Um, actually, this is the real thing...
SIGN    This is the real thing!
SIGN    This is a fake!
[15:52] ---
    ...and this is a fake!
SIGN    This is a fake.
[15:54] ---
    In other words, in order to deceive Ouka-san,
[15:56] ---
    he had exact replicas of Kissho Academy
    and the town around it
[16:00] ---
    built in the middle of a forest
    owned by the Nishizawa family.
SIGN    Kissho Academy Sports Day
SIGN    This is a fake.
[16:05] ---
    Yay! Yay!
[16:08] ---
    The plan worked!
SIGN    Kissho Academy
[16:09] ---
    And on top of that, no matter how old I get,
    it always feels great to come in first, sir!
[16:14] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
    I think we had better skedaddle!
[16:18] ---
    Yes, I know...
[16:22] ---
    You two...
[16:24] ---
    What are you doing here?
[16:28] ---
    Uh...
[16:29] ---
    Umm...
[16:31] ---
    Hello! It has been a long time!
    I am Termite #1!
[16:35] ---
    I am Termite #2!
[16:37] ---
    Hey, hey, at your service!
SIGN    Starting Gate
SIGN    This is the real thing.
[16:41] ---
    Participants for the parent-child
    three-legged race,
[16:44] ---
    please gather in front of the starting gate.
[16:47] ---
    All right! Let's do our best, Fuyuki!
[16:51] ---
    I envy you, getting to do the
    three-legged race with Mom.
SIGN    Sports Day
[16:55] ---
    I'm lucky.
[16:57] ---
    This day has come at last.
[16:59] ---
    Father...
[17:01] ---
    Master...
[17:04] ---
    This pressure...
[17:06] ---
    You should not underestimate Ouka!
SIGN    Kissho Academy
[17:12] ---
    Mother, you're here, too!
[17:15] ---
    Curses!
[17:17] ---
    I forgot to include the aliens' servility
    in my calculations!
SIGN    Servile
SIGN    Aliens
[17:21] ---
    I sold you short, Baio.
[17:23] ---
    You even manufactured a fake town.
[17:26] ---
    What's Sarge doing there?
[17:28] ---
    I shall participate in the
    three-legged race with Momoka!
SIGN    Starting Gate
[17:31] ---
    Give me that sash!
[17:33] ---
    I refuse!
[17:35] ---
    You can wait until next year's Sports Day!
[17:39] ---
    Then we have a problem.
[17:41] ---
    It seems you don't know
    how to grant a favor.
[17:44] ---
    I will not allow you to take my place!
[17:47] ---
    We'll see about that.
[17:50] ---
    Here I come!
[17:51] ---
    Bring it on!
[17:59] ---
    Amazing!
[18:00] ---
    What should we do, Paul?
SIGN    Sports Day
[18:02] ---
    I haven't seen the master and
    mistress duel in so long.
[18:06] ---
    Every drop of my blood is
    tingling with excitement.
[18:09] ---
    You're no help.
[18:11] ---
    Take this! Baio Flash Lightning!
[18:13] ---
    Right back at you! Ouka Burst!
SIGN    Sports Day
[18:26] ---
    Help!
[18:28] ---
    I'm grateful Mother and Father
    both came, but at this rate...
[18:33] ---
    I have to stop them, no matter what!
[18:35] ---
    But how?
[18:55] ---
    This is an announcement.
[18:56] ---
    Due to rain, the parent-child
    three-legged race
[19:00] ---
    has been called off. It's called off!
SIGN    It's canceled!!
[19:03] ---
    It's canceled!
[19:05] ---
    What was that?!
SIGN    Kissho Academy Sports Day
[19:09] ---
    The Strategic Weather Satellite Komawari
[19:11] ---
    has successfully made it rain
    over Inner-Tokyo!
[19:15] ---
    Or, like, mission complete?
SIGN    Sports Day
[19:33] ---
    The plan worked!
[19:35] ---
    First Mr. Baoi Dad hired us for a job,
    and now Momocchi!
[19:39] ---
    We're making a bundle today!
[19:46] ---
    Sports Day got rained out.
[19:48] ---
    That's too bad.
[19:50] ---
    What's this? Aren't you the one who
    always prays for rain for these things?
[19:54] ---
    I fully intended to win the
    three-legged race this year.
[19:58] ---
    "Disappointed" doesn't seem
    adequate to describe those two.
SIGN    Slump
[20:03] ---
    Father... Mother...
[20:07] ---
    Let's eat lunch.
[20:09] ---
    I'm just happy that you're both here.
[20:13] ---
    Head chef, prepare lunch.
[20:16] ---
    Paul, that isn't necessary.
[20:19] ---
    Is there something wrong?
[20:23] ---
    Actually, I made lunch myself!
[20:26] ---
    You did, Father?
[20:29] ---
    Hot-hot-hot!
[20:31] ---
    You underestimate me.
[20:34] ---
    I made lunch, as well.
[20:37] ---
    You did, Mother?
[20:44] ---
    So, Momoka...
[20:46] ---
    ...which do you choose?!
[20:54] ---
    Of course,
[20:55] ---
    I choose both!
[21:10] ---
    What a beautiful family...
[21:13] ---
    It was an eventful Sports Day,
[21:15] ---
    but for Momoka-chan,
    it turned out splendidly.
[21:20] ---
    Incidentally, how much did the Nishizawa
[21:22] ---
    faux Sports Day set cost,
    buildings, actors, and all?
[21:25] ---
    It was one trillion, 296 billion,
    357 million,
[21:28] ---
    214 thousand, 503 yen!
[21:33] ---
    Gero-wow!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
SIGN    Ahhhh
[23:07] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama here!
[23:09] ---
    Everyone has another face
    that they keep hidden away.
SIGN    Red Gamma Metal
[23:12] ---
    I am the only one who has no problem
    showing my other face!
[23:15] ---
    I have a special privilege to get away with it
    because of my lovely, cute character!
SIGN    Herbal Medicine
SIGN    The real thing
[23:19] ---
    Are you jealous?
[23:21] ---
    That aside, give me the treasure!
[23:24] ---
    "Keroro: Buried Treasure Special, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Tamama Versus Tamama, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!