E277 - Kero Zero: Space Take-Out, Sir! / Kero Zero: The Food Equations, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    (The Present)
[01:31] ---
    The planet Keron, not quite a long time ago.
SIGN    (Not Quite a Long Time Ago)
[01:36] ---
    There, formidable frog-type aliens
    made plans to invade Earth.
[01:41] ---
    They assembled a huge invasion force
[01:44] ---
    and sent them towards our planet in
    a gigantic alien carrier, Grand Star.
[01:48] ---
    Along the way,
    Sergeant Keroro and the others
[01:50] ---
    met the Pekoponian
    mech designer girl Kiko Katoyama,
[01:53] ---
    who was assigned to the Grand Star.
[01:55] ---
    This is a tale of Sergeant Keroro before
    he met Fuyuki-kun and the others,
[01:59] ---
    and takes place during the
    Keroro Platoon's journey to Earth.
[02:07] ---
    Kero Zero: Space Take-Out, Sir!
[02:13] ---
    What?!
[02:15] ---
    You just sold out of everything?!
[02:17] ---
    Oh, no!
[02:18] ---
    We are sold out of all items on the menu.
[02:21] ---
    Then what will we do for lunch?
[02:23] ---
    Tch. Fine.
[02:26] ---
    Wait! You are not to act on your own,
     Sergeant Major Kululu!
[02:29] ---
    Ridiculous.
[02:30] ---
    Why should our whole platoon
    have to eat together?
[02:33] ---
    The commander's not even here.
[02:36] ---
    What?
[02:37] ---
    Oh, yes, where is Mr. Sergeant?
[02:39] ---
    Where did he go?
[02:41] ---
    Geez.
[02:43] ---
    Don't they realize ship food
    every day gets boring?
[02:46] ---
    I should get a take-out once in a while
[02:48] ---
    to recharge my batteries, sir!
[02:50] ---
    Now, what should I get?!
[02:52] ---
    How can lunch sell out when they know
    exactly how many Keronians are on board?
[02:58] ---
    The Grand Star has an
    artificial farm on board,
[03:01] ---
    where vegetables from Planet Keron
    are home-grown.
[03:05] ---
    However, perhaps due to problems
    with the fertilizer recently,
[03:08] ---
    the growth has not been satisfactory,
[03:10] ---
    and we have been unable to
    secure adequate food supplies.
[03:13] ---
    And so we have to put up with
    Type-G military rations.
[03:18] ---
    Keroro?
[03:20] ---
    I know, sir!
[03:21] ---
    I'll have a large Space Okonomiyaki FX,
[03:24] ---
    with space eel topping.
[03:26] ---
    And... is it true that Tomino Pizza
    uses its own special warp navigation,
[03:30] ---
    and guarantees delivery
    anywhere within 5 minutes?
[03:33] ---
    Seriously?!
[03:34] ---
    Free of charge if you're even
    0.1 second late?!
[03:36] ---
    Whoa!
[03:37] ---
    To the Grand Star, then, please!
[03:41] ---
    Nice!
[03:42] ---
    What are you doing?
[03:43] ---
    Erk!
[03:49] ---
    Hello, hello, platoon members!
    Have you had lunch?
[03:52] ---
    No, we're about to.
[03:53] ---
    Are you not eating, Mr. Sergeant?
[03:57] ---
    Well... uh... I'm... on a diet.
[04:00] ---
    Huh?
[04:01] ---
    What is that by your feet?
[04:06] ---
    Gero?!
[04:07] ---
    Wh-What a delicious-looking...
[04:12] ---
    Gero?
[04:14] ---
    Gero!
[04:16] ---
    Mr. Sergeant?!
[04:17] ---
    What is this?!
[04:19] ---
    Butt Firecracker-kun!
[04:23] ---
    Lady Kiko!
[04:24] ---
    Don't surprise us like that, ma'am!
[04:28] ---
    Come here, Butt Firecracker-kun!
SIGN    Butt firecracker
[04:35] ---
    Come on, you know you're not
    supposed to wander off on your own!
[04:39] ---
    Is... that its name?
[04:41] ---
    How disturbing...
[04:48] ---
    I really do love Type-Gs!
[04:50] ---
    Why would a Pekoponian willingly
    choose to eat that?
[04:53] ---
    I am surprised you can eat them.
[04:55] ---
    Really? They're tasty!
[04:57] ---
    Nobibi agrees.
[05:00] ---
    He says, "I'd eat Type-Gs through my nose!"
[05:03] ---
    Nobibi again, ma'am?
[05:06] ---
    Who is this Nobibi, anyway?
[05:10] ---
    Unidentified spaceship approaching.
[05:13] ---
    Unidentified spaceship approaching.
[05:15] ---
    What?!
[05:17] ---
    This is...
[05:19] ---
    Gero.
[05:20] ---
    Could that be...
[05:22] ---
    Ah, I knew it! It's the take-out I ordered!
[05:25] ---
    Oh, crap.
[05:26] ---
    What now...
[05:27] ---
    Warning Level Delta!
[05:29] ---
    Battle stations, stage 1!
[05:31] ---
    Gero!
[05:47] ---
    He is amazing.
[05:49] ---
    Who are they?
[05:50] ---
    A hostile race?
[05:51] ---
    Stop it!
[05:51] ---
    Space pirates?!
[05:52] ---
    Uh, no...
[05:53] ---
    It might just be a passing delivery guy...
[05:57] ---
    Why would a delivery guy be here?
[05:59] ---
    Did someone order take-out?
[06:03] ---
    That is impossible.
[06:04] ---
    Article 651 of Grand Star Law specifies
[06:07] ---
    that take-outs and similar
    services are prohibited.
[06:10] ---
    The punishment
    for anyone breaking this rule
[06:12] ---
    is for them to be limited to Type-Gs
    for the rest of the journey to Pekopon.
[06:16] ---
    F-For real?!
[06:28] ---
    What speed!
[06:31] ---
    It is getting closer and closer!
[06:33] ---
    Cwap...
[06:34] ---
    If this keeps up, they'll find out that
    I was the one who ordered take-out.
[06:38] ---
    That would be extremely bad!
[06:41] ---
    There's no other option.
     I have to go myself!
[06:42] ---
    Ah, Mr. Sergeant!
[06:44] ---
    Where are you going, Keroro?!
[06:47] ---
    He's surprisingly dependable!
[06:54] ---
    Wait, Keroro!
[06:56] ---
    You plan to go out on your own?!
[06:57] ---
    Erk.
[06:58] ---
    It is the duty of a commander to
    fight in situations like these!
[07:00] ---
    Then we will accompany you!
[07:03] ---
    We will come with you!
[07:05] ---
    Please, order our platoon to move out!
[07:12] ---
    Guys...
[07:16] ---
    No... I cannot expose my precious
    subordinates to danger, sir.
[07:21] ---
    I should go by myself.
[07:23] ---
    But...!
[07:24] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[07:25] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[07:27] ---
    This is an order from your commander, sir!
[07:38] ---
    All right.
[07:39] ---
    Mr. Corporal...
[07:40] ---
    It is our commander's order.
[07:58] ---
    I must stop him at all costs.
[08:00] ---
    I can't be stuck with Type-Gs
    all the way to Pekopon!
[08:02] ---
    Never!
[08:23] ---
    Gero!
[08:24] ---
    Gero!
[08:31] ---
    Gero?!
[08:32] ---
    My only choice...
[08:33] ---
    ...is to approach,
    somehow avoiding friendly fire,
[08:36] ---
    make my way into the take-out ship,
[08:38] ---
    swiftly explain the situation,
[08:40] ---
    eat and savor the Space Okonomiyaki FX,
[08:43] ---
    pay the guy his money, and withdraw!
[08:45] ---
    I have no other...
[08:48] ---
    ...option!
[08:51] ---
    Not bad, commander.
[08:56] ---
    Keroro...
[08:58] ---
    This is Mr. Sergeant's power...
[09:00] ---
    I am witnessing a legend unfold!
[09:06] ---
    I've caught up!
[09:08] ---
    Delivery guy!
[09:13] ---
    Huh?
[09:14] ---
    Wait, is that the delivery guy?
[09:17] ---
    Then...
[09:18] ---
    ...what's this one...
SIGN    A real space pirate
[09:21] ---
    A real space pirate!
[09:23] ---
    No way!
[09:30] ---
    Gero!
[09:32] ---
    No!
[09:34] ---
    Darn it! Fine!
[09:39] ---
    Screw it, sir!
[09:53] ---
    I will...
[09:55] ---
    ...bring this battle to an end, sirree!
[10:09] ---
    Gero!
[10:15] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[10:26] ---
    To see him achieve so much... is amazing.
[10:28] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[10:30] ---
    Yeah.
[10:32] ---
    Niiiice!
[10:33] ---
    Keroro, assume landing course.
[10:37] ---
    He's back!
[10:39] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[10:45] ---
    Delivery for Sergeant Keroro-san,
    leader of the Keroro Platoon!
[10:50] ---
    Is that...
[10:52] ---
    ...take-out?
[10:55] ---
    U-Umm...
[10:58] ---
    According to Article 651
    of Grand Star Law,
[11:01] ---
    take-outs and similar services are prohi—
[11:03] ---
    Soooo harsh!
[11:06] ---
    Shortly after,
[11:07] ---
    the take-out standard of providing free
    service for a 0.1-second late delivery
[11:11] ---
    would be abolished over safety concerns
    due to the nature of space navigation.
[11:15] ---
    But that is a story for another time...
[11:21] ---
    Type-Gs.
[11:22] ---
    They are military rations
    developed by the Keron Army.
[11:26] ---
    They are excellently nutritionally balanced,
    and their portability is convenient, too.
[11:28] ---
    However...
[11:30] ---
    ...they're really disgusting.
[11:32] ---
    Noooo, no more!
[11:34] ---
    I really can't have
    any more normal food, sir?!
[11:38] ---
    You brought it on yourself.
[11:39] ---
    Ordering take-out.
[11:40] ---
    Dear me.
[11:41] ---
    Wanna put some curry on it?
[11:47] ---
    If you don't want them,
     then maybe give them to me, please?
[11:50] ---
    L-Lady Kiko!
[11:51] ---
    In exchange, I'll give you this lunch ticket
     you can use at the cafeteria!
[11:55] ---
    Th-Thank you, ma'am!
[11:58] ---
    Yes!
[12:00] ---
    This is the Mr. Sergeant I looked up to?
[12:05] ---
    Emergency. Emergency.
[12:13] ---
    Kero Zero: The Food Equations, Sir!
[12:18] ---
    What?!
[12:19] ---
    No way!
[12:19] ---
    Wh—?!
[12:20] ---
    What did you say?!
[12:22] ---
    The main water tank ruptured
    in the recent battle.
[12:26] ---
    In accordance with Grand Star Law,
     Article 87625,
[12:30] ---
    the acquisition of drinkable water
    will be prioritized.
[12:33] ---
    Until we arrive at the next resupply planet,
[12:35] ---
    each room may only flush their toilet once.
[12:39] ---
    What?!
[12:40] ---
    We're five men to a room here!
[12:42] ---
    That is obviously impossible!
[12:45] ---
    Well, the best thing would be
    to refrain from eating,
[12:48] ---
    and cut down on how much we expel.
[12:50] ---
    What exactly are we going to do?
[12:52] ---
    Want me to calculate it?
[12:55] ---
    The excretion mass of the average
    Keronian is x% of food intake...
[13:00] ---
    The existing water volume in
    a single toilet is y liters...
SIGN    y liters
[13:04] ---
    The mass it can flush is z grams...
SIGN    z grams
[13:06] ---
    Therefore, per person, the food
    intake allowance capacity will be...
SIGN    Onigiri?
[13:11] ---
    ...one onigiri.
[13:14] ---
    Wait a sec!
SIGN    Boo!
    Boo!
SIGN    Grumble
    Grumble
[13:15] ---
    I can't survive on that!
[13:15] ---
    Just one?!
[13:16] ---
    That isn't enough!
[13:18] ---
    Deliveries for the Keroro Platoon.
[13:21] ---
    Gero!
[13:22] ---
    What a time for food packages, sir!
[13:26] ---
    Space mentaiko!
[13:28] ---
    They are from my father, sir!
[13:30] ---
    Gero.
[13:31] ---
    I could eat through those
    on some steaming hot rice.
[13:34] ---
    My family sent me space sweet potatoes!
[13:37] ---
    And we have the space melons
    my mom sent me!
[13:39] ---
    Full of dietary fiber,
[13:41] ---
    they'd get your bowels working...
[13:44] ---
    Who is this one from?
[13:46] ---
    That is from
    Sergeant Major Kiko Katoyama.
[13:49] ---
    I made these as thanks for
    the Type-Gs you gave me.
[13:52] ---
    A delicious treat from Earth:
    instant dumplings!
[13:55] ---
    She sure is a nice person.
[13:58] ---
    These are delicious!
[13:59] ---
    Ah! He's eating already!
[14:01] ---
    Hey!
[14:02] ---
    These melons are perfectly ripe!
[14:03] ---
    Yes...
[14:05] ---
    We can't waste what we've been given.
[14:07] ---
    Excuse me!
[14:08] ---
    Need this?
[14:09] ---
    No, I'm fine.
[14:11] ---
    Hey!!
[14:14] ---
    Why not just cross the line?
[14:16] ---
    Dammit!
[14:17] ---
    I can do that, too!
SIGN    Chomp
    Chomp
SIGN    Gobble
    Gobble
[14:19] ---
    Come on, then, gimme the manjuu!
SIGN    Chew
    Chew
SIGN    Smack
    Smack
[14:21] ---
    I'll shove 'em on rice and eat 'em all up!
SIGN    Smack
    Smack
SIGN    Chomp
    Chomp
SIGN    Chew
    Chew
[14:27] ---
    I'm so full, sirrumph...
[14:30] ---
    We ate it all...
[14:33] ---
    What are we going to do now?
[14:34] ---
    Well... We can't help what we've eaten, sir.
[14:38] ---
    First we have to secure some water.
[14:41] ---
    Why not borrow the toilet in
    some other platoon's room?
[14:45] ---
    Oh! Nice one there.
[14:47] ---
    I'll be right back, sir.
[14:57] ---
    Screw you!
[14:58] ---
    You ain't havin' any of our water!
[14:59] ---
    Uh, maybe we could, uh, compromise?
[15:02] ---
    Gero!!
[15:08] ---
    I-I-It's no good, sir.
[15:10] ---
    They've all got murder in their eyes, sir.
[15:12] ---
    Thought as much.
SIGN    Grrrrrowwwwlll
[15:16] ---
    I-It's finally coming, sir...
[15:19] ---
    I know!
[15:21] ---
    If we can materialize a toilet
    using the raw Koredinite we got...
[15:25] ---
    Oh!
[15:26] ---
    Now that is a good plan, sir!
[15:35] ---
    Don't any of you have a bit more
    drawing ability, sir?
[15:38] ---
    It is difficult...
[15:41] ---
    This is...
[15:42] ---
    What's up?
SIGN    Toilet-Type Alien Toilex
[15:48] ---
    What is this?!
[15:49] ---
    Did I draw this?!
[15:53] ---
    This is a problem, sir...
[15:55] ---
    Oh, right!
[15:57] ---
    This is the perfect time
    to call on Lady Kiko!
[16:00] ---
    He...llo...
[16:03] ---
    This thing can talk now?
[16:05] ---
    He seems to have quite the
    capacity for learning!
[16:08] ---
    Go on, say your name.
[16:10] ---
    Butt Firecracker.
[16:13] ---
    No, it isn't!
[16:15] ---
    Your name is RGM-89K, remember?
[16:18] ---
    Butt Firecracker.
[16:20] ---
    On purpose?!
[16:22] ---
    Um, more importantly, Lady Kiko,
[16:23] ---
    we actually have a request...
[16:26] ---
    A toilet?
[16:28] ---
    I've never designed one of those before.
[16:31] ---
    Interesting!
[16:33] ---
    Then I'll design you a cool one!
SIGN    Burn, Koredinite!
[16:39] ---
    We can have high expectations for this, sir!
[16:42] ---
    I'd like to give special attention
    to the way the water arcs.
[16:46] ---
    Given the angle of the nozzle of the
    flushing system, I can calculate the shape I need.
[16:51] ---
    The comfort of the seat
    is very important, too.
[16:54] ---
    Lady Kiko...
[16:55] ---
    Umm... could you hurry a little more?
[16:56] ---
    I know!
[16:57] ---
    It could transform depending
    on how you want to use it!
[17:00] ---
    A feature where the toilet adjusts itself to
    the circumstances of the person using it...
[17:04] ---
    Hurry up and draw, ma'am!
[17:05] ---
    Ahh, don't rush me, don't rush me!
[17:08] ---
    At a time like this, Nobibi would say,
[17:10] ---
    "Well, it's not like it's gonna kill me!"
[17:12] ---
    I've heard enough about Nobibi...
[17:16] ---
    If you don't hurry, I'll do it in here.
[17:19] ---
    Wait! Okay, I understand!
[17:22] ---
    Just hold on, I'll draw it right away.
[17:25] ---
    So about this big...
[17:26] ---
    Ah, maybe I should add an escape
    feature in case of an emergency.
[17:30] ---
    Forget it, ma'am!
[17:35] ---
    Hey, wait!
[17:36] ---
    Where are you going?!
[17:39] ---
    You dumbo, you'd better not be
    planning to beat the rest of us to it.
[17:41] ---
    The commander takes priority
    at times like this, sir!
[17:44] ---
    No... We should... all go in together...
[17:47] ---
    Together?! You must be mad!
[17:49] ---
    Then... we'll say, the person to use it last
    will flush it, and we'll go in turns...
[17:53] ---
    What if it overflows?!
[17:54] ---
    We should all go together!
[17:56] ---
    No, I insist, the commander must be the one!
[18:02] ---
    Gero!
[18:05] ---
    Is that the take-out you ordered?!
[18:08] ---
    It was still here?
SIGN    Grrrrrllgllllglll
SIGN    Rrrrrrrrrrr
[18:20] ---
    Please...
[18:22] ---
    Someone... help me...
[18:24] ---
    But it's not just you...
[18:27] ---
    I-It...
[18:28] ---
    It has space eel and space umeboshi on top!
SIGN    Space Eel
SIGN    Space Umeboshi
[18:32] ---
    Even in space, you should
    never eat these two together!
SIGN    Grrrrowwwwwwwlllll
[18:37] ---
    If we eat this... what will happen to us?
[18:40] ---
    But it's eat or be eaten.
[18:47] ---
    It'shh fightinggg!
[18:51] ---
    Keroro!
[18:52] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[18:53] ---
    We have no choice but to do it.
[18:55] ---
    Yes...
SIGN    Smack
    Smack
SIGN    Uruaaaaa
SIGN    Munch
    Munch
SIGN    Uttaraaaaaaa
SIGN    Smack
    Smack
[19:02] ---
    It's delicious!
SIGN    Munch
    Munch
[19:03] ---
    And it's kind of squishy!
SIGN    Guoooooo
SIGN    Smack
    Smack
[19:05] ---
    Gerp...
[19:07] ---
    I can't eat any more...
[19:08] ---
    My st-stomach...
[19:10] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[19:11] ---
    Are you trying to sneak
    into the toilet alone?
[19:16] ---
    No, uh...
[19:19] ---
    You dumbo... I won't permit that!
[19:21] ---
    I am fine if I am with Mr. Sergeant!
[19:25] ---
    In fact, totally okay!
[19:26] ---
    We should all decide by fair lottery.
[19:30] ---
    I have no particular comment.
[19:35] ---
    Don't tell me...
[19:36] ---
    Someone already used it, sir?!
[19:38] ---
    It can only be used once!
[19:40] ---
    So mean!
[19:41] ---
    Who in the world...
[19:46] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[19:48] ---
    It was just about the time for me
    to replace my cooling fluid.
[19:51] ---
    I was expelling the old liquid.
[19:54] ---
    You made us carry you when
    you could walk on your own?!
[20:00] ---
    Calm down, calm down...
[20:01] ---
    You'll be in trouble if you get excited.
[20:04] ---
    There's only one way now.
[20:08] ---
    We'll try out the old way
    they used to use on Pekopon.
[20:12] ---
    This is gonna work well.
[20:15] ---
    That's it!
[20:21] ---
    Okay... are we all ready, sir?!
[20:23] ---
    Yeah!
[20:24] ---
    LET'S...
[20:25] ---
    ...SHOW...
[20:26] ---
    ...FIRE!
SIGN    Please wait a few moments Keroro Gunsou
[20:28] ---
    LET'S... SHOW... FIRE!
SIGN    Keroro Gunsou
[20:31] ---
    LET'S... SHOW... FIRE!
[20:34] ---
    LET'S... SHOW... FIRE!
[20:36] ---
    LET'S... SHOW... FIRE!
[20:39] ---
    LET'S... SHOW... FIRE!
[20:42] ---
    LET'S... SHOW... FIRE!
[20:53] ---
    Guys!
[20:55] ---
    Huh? You're eating Type-Gs?
[20:58] ---
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[21:00] ---
    We'll stick to Type-Gs for
    a little while, ma'am.
[21:04] ---
    The vegetables are growing really
    well recently, apparently!
[21:07] ---
    So I went and ordered stir-fry
    vegetables right away!
[21:11] ---
    O-Oh?
[21:17] ---
    So fresh!
[21:23] ---
    For a while after this incident, even after
    arriving on Earth, Sergeant Major Kululu...
[21:27] ---
    ...would not touch on the
    subject of curry for some time.
[21:30] ---
    But that is a story for another time.
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm okay.
    My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu Daijoubu
    Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Major win, major win.
    Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
    no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    And then, I know I shouldn't
    ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    ...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    This can't be a coincidence,
    not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
    I am Omiyo the ghost!
[23:09] ---
    It's been a while!
SIGN    Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum
[23:10] ---
    I am a residual ghost
    haunting Keroro-san's room,
[23:14] ---
    but I have very few appearances...
[23:16] ---
    Ahhh! Booooo-hooooo!
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that!
SIGN    Okame Okonomi Sauce
[23:20] ---
    Space takoyaki are big!
[23:23] ---
    "Ghost Girl: Before/After, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Giroro, the Red Fairy, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!