E74 - A Special Show That'll Blow Your Mind: 30 Minutes of Gerogero, Sir!

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    Summer break has ended for everyone,
[00:04] ---
    and busy days have returned.
[00:07] ---
    And yet, amidst all that, even today,
[00:08] ---
    an alien could be seen working
    diligently on Gundam models.
[00:11] ---
    Good grief, there are no
    Bon Festivals or New Years
[00:14] ---
    or summer breaks for an
    invading alien, after all, sir.
[00:17] ---
    And for today's episode,
[00:18] ---
    believe it or not, we have
    a special edition for you!
SIGN    Keroro Gunsou Special
[00:21] ---
    A super-deluxe 15 back-to-back stories!
SIGN    Super-Deluxe 15 Back-to-Back Stories
[00:26] ---
    For real?
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Here we go!
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    "Sore ike~!!!"
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Even in your field of expertise,
    once in a while,
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    You're bound to mess up.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You've just gotta say,
    "Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    And make like you did it on purpose.
    That's the key.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    It's more fun when you're brainless.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    They keep saying
    Japanese people are depressing.
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Isn't it time we did something about that?
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:28] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:28] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:31] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:31] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:34] [SONG] ---
    And all of that is a relativistic
    anthropological argument, you see.
[01:34] [SONG] ---
    Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
    jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:41] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:41] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:52] [SONG] ---
    Good job!
[01:52] [SONG] ---
    "Gokurousan!!!"
SIGN    30 Minutes of Gerogero
[01:58] ---
    So that should give you some idea.
[01:59] ---
    Koyuki-chan really has incredible
    athletic reflexes!
[02:03] ---
    Wow, she might even realistically hope
    to get in the Guinness book.
[02:08] ---
    Oh-ho? The Guinness book, is it, sir?
[02:12] ---
    And so, we will fill the Guinness Book of
    World Records with our records,
SIGN    World's Best
[02:17] ---
    and show them that we Keronians
    are superior to Pekoponians, sir!
[02:22] ---
    Yeah!
[02:24] ---
    Sergeant Keroro: The Guinness Challenge!
SIGN    Bit by bit
[02:29] ---
    Bit by bit by bit by bit by bit
    by bit by bit by bit...
[02:33] ---
    Wait, you're doing dominos?
[02:35] ---
    Bit by bit by bit by bit...
[02:38] ---
    Bit by bit by bit by bit
    by bit by bit by bit...
[02:43] ---
    Bit by bit by bit by bit...
[02:46] ---
    Bit by bit by bit by bit
    by bit by bit by bit by bit...
[02:52] ---
    Bit by bit by bit by bit...
[02:55] ---
    Bit by bit by bit by bit by bit...
[02:59] ---
    Wh-What in the world?
SIGN    To be continued
[03:02] ---
    To be continued!
[03:07] ---
    Keroro: The Straw Invader, Sir!
[03:10] ---
    A Japanese folktale has given me the idea
[03:14] ---
    for an easy way to obtain Pekopon, sir.
SIGN    Straw
[03:18] ---
    Straw.
[03:20] ---
    Those are instant dumplings!
SIGN    Kumamoto Specialty Instant Dumplings
[03:23] ---
    Dororo!
[03:24] ---
    Ah, my honorable leader!
[03:26] ---
    Trade those instant dumplings
    for my straw, sir.
[03:29] ---
    What?
[03:31] ---
    Hey!
[03:32] ---
    What are you doing, Keroro-kun?!
[03:35] ---
    If I keep trading for various things,
     one after another,
[03:38] ---
    I'll eventually be able to
    trade for Pekopon!
[03:41] ---
    Oh, Kero-chan.
[03:42] ---
    Why, Lady Mom! This is perfect, ma'am.
[03:46] ---
    Please trade me something for
    these instant dumplings, ma'am.
[03:49] ---
    My, they look delicious!
SIGN    Alpha
    October Issue
SIGN    Latest Issue
[03:51] ---
    Then, trade them to me for this
    copy of Shonen Alpha hot off the press.
[03:54] ---
    All right!
[03:57] ---
    Wow, the latest issue, huh?
[04:00] ---
    Then, how about this
    specially-made telephone card
SIGN    My morsel of tuna.
    One order ready.
[04:03] ---
    that I got from 623 Radio?
[04:04] ---
    Okay!
[04:07] ---
    What?! I want it! I want it! I want it!
[04:09] ---
    In exchange, I'll give you
    these homemade cookies.
[04:12] ---
    Okay.
[04:14] ---
    Natsumi's homemade cookies?!
[04:18] ---
    Take this inertially
    controlled rocket launcher...
[04:22] ---
    Please give them to me!
[04:24] ---
    In exchange, I'll give you this!
[04:27] ---
    This is amazing, Sarge!
[04:28] ---
    This ancient manuscript's
    written in Katakamuna letters!
[04:31] ---
    So, the Nigihayahi legend was
    actually talking about the land of Tanba?!
SIGN    Trade Concluded
[04:35] ---
    Trade concluded!
[04:38] ---
    This is the cell phone strap
    that Fuyuki-kun treasures!
SIGN    Squeeze
[04:42] ---
    Paul.
[04:43] ---
    Yes, milady.
[04:44] ---
    Then we will trade you this painting
    by Pablov Pecasso.
SIGN    Market Value
    Several Billion Yen
[04:48] ---
    Market value, several billion yen!
[04:51] ---
    Well, I am making steady progress, sir.
[04:53] ---
    At this rate, it'll only be a matter of time
    before Pekopon becomes mine!
[04:58] ---
    I don't really get it,
[05:00] ---
    but I'll trade with you next!
[05:03] ---
    Ah! 556!
[05:05] ---
    Keroro!
SIGN    Three-Shelf Storage Unit
[05:11] ---
    Trade for a three-shelf
    storage unit concluded.
[05:14] ---
    Something isn't right, sir.
[05:16] ---
    No, I can't let this discourage me!
[05:19] ---
    I'll try it again, sir.
[05:22] ---
    However...
[05:27] ---
    No!
[05:28] ---
    It turns into shelving, no matter
    how many times I do it! Why?! Why?!
[05:31] ---
    Is it not because
    you always go to 556-san last?
[05:34] ---
    Why?! Why?! Why does this happen?!
[05:35] ---
    Or, like, every reason?
[05:40] ---
    You've gained so many possessions!
[05:42] ---
    I'm so happy for you, Brother!
SIGN    The End
[05:47] ---
    Okay, then. Here we go, Mois-chan!
[05:50] ---
    Yes.
[05:51] ---
    Or, like, resolve complete?
[05:54] ---
    Mois's Heart-Pounding
    Private Lesson, Sir!
[05:58] ---
    What? Fuyuki-kun and Mois-san are...?
[06:01] ---
    Yes.
[06:01] ---
    According to intel gathered by the
    Nishizawa family intelligence agency,
[06:05] ---
    the two have holed up inside Master Fuyuki's
    room, and have not emerged since.
[06:05] ---
    Two hours have passed since they holed up.
[06:08] ---
    N-No...
[06:10] ---
    Fukki, that sly dog!
[06:13] ---
    He's probably getting all lovey-dovey
    with that woman right about now.
SIGN    Jealousy
[06:16] ---
    Jealousy!
[06:17] ---
    They're never getting away with this!
[06:19] ---
    If Fukki and that woman get together,
[06:21] ---
    Mr. Sergeant will be all mine!
[06:25] ---
    Each with their own motives,
[06:26] ---
    Jealous! Jealous! Jealous!
[06:26] ---
    Momoka-chan and Tamama head off
    to storm the Hinata house!
[06:33] ---
    I was on my way home from shopping,
[06:35] ---
    and I just happened to
    coincidentally pass by...
[06:38] ---
    Okay, then. Next question.
[06:39] ---
    This?
[06:40] ---
    Huh?
[06:41] ---
    Um, "4-syllable phrase for
    the weak falling prey to the strong."
[06:47] ---
    Or, like, financial clout?
[06:50] ---
    That's not it, Mois-chan.
[06:52] ---
    It's "dog-eat-dog world."
[06:55] ---
    Okay, next question.
[06:57] ---
    Um, Fuyuki-kun, what are you doing?
[07:00] ---
    Oh, this? I'm teaching Mois-chan the
    correct meaning of 4-syllable phrases.
[07:05] ---
    Mois-chan's usage tends to be slightly off,
     and it's always bothered me.
[07:11] ---
    Or, like, hopeless causes?
SIGN    The End
[07:17] ---
    Paul: The Indelible Past, Milady.
[07:24] ---
    Gepalt!
[07:25] ---
    A letter from him!
[07:27] ---
    What's wrong, Paul?
[07:31] ---
    "Now is the time to settle
    our match from 23 years ago.
[07:35] ---
    I have Yoshiokadaira.
[07:36] ---
    No! Help!
[07:37] ---
    If you want him back safe
    and sound, come to Pier No. 3."
[07:41] ---
    Curse you!
[07:43] ---
    Yoshiokadaira?
[07:44] ---
    Who was Yoshiokadaira again?
SIGN    Yoshiokadaira
    Masayoshi
[07:47] ---
    He is a member of
    milady Momoka's personal guard.
[07:49] ---
    Huh, I didn't know that.
[07:52] ---
    It appears there is
    no way out of this for me.
[07:56] ---
    Tama?
[07:57] ---
    Paul, I'll come, too.
[07:59] ---
    No, you remain here, Master Tamama.
[08:01] ---
    This is a private matter.
[08:06] ---
    Why am I the hostage?!
[08:13] ---
    I have long looked forward to this, Paul.
SIGN    Mysterious
    New Character
    Gepalt
[08:16] ---
    His name is Gepalt!
[08:17] ---
    His profile, as well as his connection
    to Paul, are a complete mystery!
[08:21] ---
    Now, come!
[08:23] ---
    Well, then...
[08:26] ---
    Here I go!
[08:31] ---
    Apple!
    (rin-GO)
SIGN    Apple
[08:37] ---
    Go-ri-lla!
    (GO-ri-RA)
SIGN    Gorilla
[08:41] ---
    Trumpet!
    (RA-p-PA)
SIGN    Trumpet
[08:43] ---
    Patrasche!
    (PA-toras-SHU)
SIGN    Patrasche
[08:45] ---
    C-Cream puffs!
    (SHU-kurii-MU)
[08:47] ---
    A-Adopted son-in-law!
    (MU-koyou-SHI)
[08:47] ---
    Patrasche...?
[08:49] ---
    Shimanto River.
    (SHI-mantoga-WA)
[08:50] ---
    Underboss.
    (WA-kagashi-RA)
SIGN    Ramen Rice
[08:52] ---
    Ramen rice!
    (RA-men rai-SU)
SIGN    Stewardess
[08:53] ---
    Stewardess!
    (SU-chuwaade-SU)
SIGN    Short
[08:55] ---
    Short!
    (SU-ntara-ZU)
SIGN    Pa...
[08:56] ---
    Pa...
    (ZU...)
[08:57] ---
    Pa... Pa...
    (ZU... ZU...)
[09:00] ---
    Pa... Pa... Pa...
    (ZU... ZU... ZU...)
[09:03] ---
    Pants!
    (ZU-bon)
SIGN    Saying a word ending in "n" means you lose a game of shiritori.
SIGN    To be continued
[09:10] ---
    To be continued!
[09:11] ---
    Darn it all!
SIGN    Hinata
[09:13] ---
    Bit by bit by bit by bit...
SIGN    Keroro
    Attempting to break
    a Guinness world record!
[09:16] ---
    Bit by bit by bit by bit...
SIGN    To be continued
[09:27] ---
    Keroro ★ Cinema Paradiso, Sir!
[09:31] ---
    Uh, so...
[09:33] ---
    Cinema complexes are popular right now,
[09:35] ---
    so I've built the Kero Cinema, sir.
[09:37] ---
    We'll screen tons of hit films here
    and earn loads of cash, sir!
[09:42] ---
    What kind of movies will we screen?
[09:45] ---
    The hugely popular film
    that's out right now, sir!
SIGN    Farewell, O Farewell, Captain Gerokuchi
[09:49] ---
    Captain Geroro?!
[09:51] ---
    Wow!
[09:52] ---
    Hey, can you screen that
    without permission?!
[09:54] ---
    Non, non, non, non, non.
SIGN    Captain Gerokuchi
[09:56] ---
    Look very carefully here, sir!
SIGN    Kuchi
[09:58] ---
    Here! It's not the katakana for "ro,"
    but the kanji for "kuchi."
SIGN    Captain Gerokuchi
[10:03] ---
    It's Captain Gerokuchi, sir.
[10:07] ---
    The actual film is the anime
    we made awhile back.
[10:11] ---
    You're planning on
    charging for that thing?
[10:14] ---
    I've even hired a part-timer to work as a shill,
    so there's no doubt it'll be a huge hit!
SIGN    Captain Gerokuchi
[10:19] ---
    And on opening day of Captain Gerokuchi...
[10:23] ---
    I am Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[10:25] ---
    Tamama Impact!
SIGN    Roooaaarrr
SIGN    Kukukuku...
[10:39] ---
    Number of viewers: one!
[10:41] ---
    And it's the shill.
SIGN    Shill
[10:45] ---
    Incidentally, he is not enjoying it at all.
[10:47] ---
    In fact, he seems to be in a bad mood!
SIGN    The End
[10:49] ---
    Gundam models are not built in a day.
[10:52] ---
    Mois: Reading the
    Stars for Romance, Sir!
[10:56] ---
    Wow, so you're good at astrology?
[10:59] ---
    Yes!
[11:00] ---
    I can totally read your fortune
    about your crushes and things for you.
[11:04] ---
    Or, like, requited love?
[11:06] ---
    Then, would you read my
    romantic fortune for me?!
[11:09] ---
    And mine?
[11:10] ---
    Mine, too!
[11:12] ---
    Please leave it to me!
[11:13] ---
    Mois will give it her all!
[11:17] ---
    Angol tribe's
    Ultimate Esoteric Technique!
SIGN    Ultimate Esoteric Technique
SIGN    Armageddon
[11:22] ---
    Armageddon!
[11:30] ---
    He loves you!
[11:33] ---
    He loves you not!
[11:34] ---
    He loves you!
[11:36] ---
    He loves you not!
[11:45] ---
    These girls were unaware
    that their heedless request
[11:48] ---
    had led to the sacrifice
    of countless planets.
SIGN    Kululu
[12:00] ---
    Keroro: The Sad Esper, Sir!
SIGN    Esper Ring
[12:04] ---
    The Esper Ring!
[12:06] ---
    If you wear this stellar device
    on your head,
[12:09] ---
    it will grant you supernatural abilities.
[12:12] ---
    Ooh!
[12:13] ---
    Then let me give it a
    try right away, sir!
[12:22] ---
    What happened to you, Uncle?
[12:24] ---
    Or, like, acting weirdly?
[12:26] ---
    Psychokinesis.
[12:29] ---
    This is incredible, Uncle!
[12:31] ---
    Or, like, mid-air floating?
[12:34] ---
    Now that I've become an esper,
    I'll use my powers
[12:36] ---
    to render the members of the
    Hinata household speechless, sir!
[12:43] ---
    Teleportation.
[12:45] ---
    And with telepathy, I will read her mind.
[12:50] ---
    I'd like to have Salisbury steak
     for dinner tonight.
[12:57] ---
    Using pyrokinesis, which
    allows me to freely control fire,
[13:00] ---
    the subtlest adjustments to
    the heat are at my command!
[13:03] ---
    Wow! Today's Salisbury steak
    is delicious!
[13:05] ---
    It really is! Good going, stupid frog!
[13:09] ---
    Furthermore,
[13:10] ---
    with psychokinesis,
    washing dishes is a piece of cake!
[13:16] ---
    I'm now unstoppable, sir!
[13:20] ---
    Use it for the invasion!
    The invasion, darn you!
SIGN    The End
[13:25] ---
    Natsumi & Koyuki's
    Radio Exercise Program of Evil!
[13:29] ---
    Raise your arms out in front and up.
    We'll start by exercising your spine.
[13:33] ---
    One, two, three, four...
[13:36] ---
    ...five, six, ribbit, ribbit.
[13:39] ---
    Right hand out in front of your chest.
    Left hand over your head.
[13:42] ---
    And bend your left leg.
[13:43] ---
    Huh? What?
[13:45] ---
    Like this, Natsumi-san.
[13:46] ---
    Like this?
[13:47] ---
    When in position,
    hop lightly on your right leg.
SIGN    Shieeeh!
[13:49] ---
    Shieeeh!
[13:51] ---
    Wait, what the heck is this?!
[13:54] ---
    Make fists with both your hands and
    tuck your elbows against your waist.
[13:57] ---
    Huh?
[13:58] ---
    Natsumi, the next position
     is like this. See?
[14:02] ---
    And now just thrust your hips
    back and forth.
SIGN    Hustle
[14:05] ---
    Hustle, hustle!
SIGN    Hustle
[14:07] ---
    Like I said, what the heck is this?!
[14:10] ---
    Spread your legs shoulder-width apart,
[14:12] ---
    make a fist with your right hand,
     and raise it next to your face.
[14:16] ---
    Push out with your right hand,
    opening up your fist as you go.
[14:18] ---
    Gachoon!
SIGN    Gerori
[14:23] ---
    That was more effective than I'd imagined.
[14:25] ---
    Radio exercise programs are perfect
    for manipulating Pekoponians.
[14:29] ---
    I can make that Lady Natsumi
    do anything I please, sir.
[14:32] ---
    Now, what embarrassing pose
    shall I put them in next, sir?
[14:37] ---
    Stupid frog.
SIGN    Ba-dum
[14:41] ---
    Oh? You've got something on your chin.
[14:44] ---
    Gero?
[14:44] ---
    For real?
[14:46] ---
    Mm, Gundam.
[14:49] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    The End
[14:54] ---
    Paul: The Still Indelible Past, Milady.
[15:03] ---
    If I move, I lose.
[15:06] ---
    Come on!
    Please hurry up and let me down!
[15:10] ---
    Green light!
[15:14] ---
    Red light!
[15:28] ---
    I won this time!
[15:29] ---
    Please let me down! Come on!
[15:29] ---
    I... I was careless...
SIGN    The End
[15:32] ---
    Hey!
[15:32] ---
    The end!
SIGN    Keroro
    Attempting to break
    a Guinness world record!
[15:38] ---
    Bit by bit by bit by bit...
[15:41] ---
    Bit by bit by bit...
SIGN    To be continued
[15:47] ---
    Natsumi's Road to Becoming
    a Postcard Artiste.
[15:52] ---
    And now for our next postcard.
[15:53] ---
    It's from Inner-Tokyo, and the radio name is...
[15:55] ---
    Inner-Tokyo?! Me?!
[15:56] ---
    ...Gundam Model Lover.
[15:59] ---
    "Ood-gay evening-ay, 623."
[15:59] ---
    Aw, man...
[16:01] ---
    But this Gundam Model Lover's
    postcards get read a lot lately.
[16:03] ---
    Good evening.
[16:04] ---
    "Uh, actually, we are surrounded by
    Nyororos right now and are in a bind."
[16:08] ---
    Gundam Model Lover?!
[16:13] ---
    Mine got read again, sir!
[16:15] ---
    That is the Mr. Sergeant I know!
[16:17] ---
    Or, like, postcard artiste?
[16:19] ---
    Stupid frog!
[16:20] ---
    So it was you!
[16:22] ---
    Thanks to you, my postcards
    aren't getting read at all lately!
[16:26] ---
    Eh? What an outrageous accusation, ma'am.
[16:30] ---
    Yours don't get read on the air
    because the postcards you write are boring!
[16:35] ---
    I'm merely plugging away at
    writing amusing postcards, ma'am.
[16:40] ---
    These telephone cards
    made especially for the show
[16:42] ---
    are given out for every
    postcard that gets read on the air.
[16:45] ---
    I'm gonna put them up for auction online
    and make a killing, ma'am.
[16:51] ---
    Natsumi!
[17:00] ---
    Absolutely... Absolutely...
SIGN    Down with
    the stupid frog!
[17:02] ---
    ...no way I'm going to lose
    to that stupid frog!
[17:12] ---
    And a week passed...
SIGN    1 Week Later
[17:15] ---
    And now, for the next postcard.
[17:17] ---
    It's from Inner-Tokyo.
[17:19] ---
    Let's see, the radio name is Natchi.
[17:22] ---
    Yes! It's mine!
[17:24] ---
    "Good evening, 623-san.
[17:26] ---
    I tried putting my
    current feelings into a poem.
[17:29] ---
    Please read it to everyone." Heart.
[17:33] ---
    What an adorable letter.
[17:37] ---
    "So what if you trip up?
     So what if you lose?
[17:42] ---
    It's all about the big ships,
    big guns policy, after all."
[17:44] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Big-Ships Big-Guns Policy
[17:46] ---
    Big-ships big-guns policy!
[17:49] ---
    What's with this poem?
[17:53] ---
    We did it, Natsumi!
SIGN    The End
SIGN    Viper (Elder Brother)
[18:02] ---
    Vipers, the natural enemy of Keronians,
     have appeared once again,
SIGN    Viper: Family's Counterattack
SIGN    Hideout
    This
    Way
[18:05] ---
    and they all came together here!
[18:09] ---
    I am Viper.
SIGN    Viper (Grandfather)
[18:10] ---
    Viper parenthesis "grandfather."
[18:12] ---
    I'm Viper!
SIGN    Viper (Cousin)
[18:13] ---
    Viper parenthesis "cousin."
[18:15] ---
    You're looking at Viper!
SIGN    Viper (Second Eldest Brother)
[18:17] ---
    Viper parenthesis "second eldest brother."
[18:19] ---
    I am Viper, you know.
SIGN    Viper (Niece)
[18:21] ---
    Viper parenthesis "niece."
[18:22] ---
    I'm totally Viper.
SIGN    Viper (Younger Sister's Boyfriend's Friend)
[18:24] ---
    Viper parenthesis
    "younger sister's boyfriend's friend."
SIGN    Viper (Great Uncle)
SIGN    Viper (Dad)
SIGN    Viper (Elder)
SIGN    Viper (Underling)
[18:27] ---
    I be Viper!
[18:28] ---
    I, ahem, am Viper.
[18:29] ---
    I am none other than Viper.
[18:30] ---
    I'm Viper, yo.
[18:31] ---
    I am indeed Viper.
SIGN    Viper (Courtesan)
SIGN    Viper (Merchant)
SIGN    Viper (First Grandchild)
SIGN    Viper (Passerby)
[18:32] ---
    Why, darling, I am Viper.
[18:33] ---
    I'm Bipa.
[18:34] ---
    I'm Viper, dontcha know.
[18:39] ---
    At the wedding of Viper
    parenthesis "elder sister,"
[18:41] ---
    the Viper clan all came together
    for the first time in a long while.
SIGN    The End
SIGN    Keroro
    Attempting to break
    a Guinness world record!
[18:48] ---
    Bit by bit by bit by bit...
[18:51] ---
    Um, excuse me...
[18:55] ---
    Wait, what?!
[18:56] ---
    Haven't you long since
    broken the world record already?
[19:00] ---
    Oh, no! Now that I've come
    this far, I will set a record
[19:03] ---
    that will stand for all time
    across the universe, sir!
[19:08] ---
    Achoo!
SIGN    Geeeerrrroooo!
[19:14] ---
    Records. They are an ever-fleeting thing.
SIGN    The End
SIGN    Keroro & Hinata Family: Family Photos, Sir!
[19:23] ---
    Goodness.
[19:24] ---
    Lady Natsumi at this age was still
    so tiny and adorable, sir.
[19:27] ---
    Come to think of it, we've never
    taken a photo with all of you, right?
[19:32] ---
    True.
[19:33] ---
    Then shall we get everyone together
    and try taking one, sir?
[19:36] ---
    Mom said she'd be
    coming home early today, too.
SIGN    Hinata
[19:39] ---
    A family photo with all
    of us together, sir!
[19:43] ---
    We're invaders!
[19:45] ---
    No way am I taking a friendly photo
    with Pekoponians!
[19:48] ---
    That's stupid.
[19:50] ---
    You think I'd participate
    in an event like that?
[19:54] ---
    I do not have time for that right now!
[19:57] ---
    Paul has not come back
    since he left for Pier No. 3!
[20:01] ---
    That reminds me,
     when we were kids,
[20:03] ---
    you didn't tell me what day
    we were taking the class photo,
[20:06] ---
    so I ended up by myself in
    a tiny photo in a square box.
[20:10] ---
    Huh?! Why should I have to
    take a photo with the stupid frog?!
[20:16] ---
    Sis...
[20:17] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[20:19] ---
    It is no use, sir!
[20:20] ---
    No one will get together for this, sir!
[20:23] ---
    Mom hasn't come home, either,
    so I guess it's just the two of us...
[20:26] ---
    Is this because I lack charisma?
[20:29] ---
    Am I possibly a failure as a leader?
[20:31] ---
    It can't be helped, Sarge.
[20:33] ---
    Let's go take a photo
    with just the two of us.
[20:41] ---
    Huh? That's strange, sir.
[20:44] ---
    This goes like this and...
[20:46] ---
    I swear!
[20:47] ---
    Pekopon tools are so primitive,
    I hate them, sir!
[20:50] ---
    Sheesh, what are you doing?
[20:55] ---
    Sis...
[20:56] ---
    You're always building Gundam models,
    but you can't figure this out?
[21:01] ---
    There.
[21:03] ---
    Giroro!
[21:05] ---
    Want to join in, too?
[21:07] ---
    I... I...
[21:11] ---
    You freaking idiot!
    Why didn't you tell me earlier?!
[21:14] ---
    This is my chance
    to get a photo with Fuyuki-kun!
[21:17] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[21:18] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[21:20] ---
    I heard about it from Tama-chan,
    so I came by for a visit.
[21:24] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[21:24] ---
    Photo...
[21:25] ---
    Oh? What are you all doing together?
[21:28] ---
    You're taking a picture?
    Let me join in, too.
[21:31] ---
    Would it be all right if I'm in it, as well?
[21:34] ---
    Or, like, ghostly photos?
[21:36] ---
    I... I have finally returned.
[21:38] ---
    Or, like, everyone assembled, sir!
[21:41] ---
    Hmph.
[21:46] ---
    A commemorative photo taken
    with everyone together.
[21:49] ---
    But you end up being the only one
    with their eyes half-closed.
[21:52] ---
    Things like that always
    seem to happen, don't they?
SIGN    The End
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Please give me love.
     Give me lots, lots more.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Come on, it's not like
    you'll have less of it.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    I want to live my life for you,
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    As long as you'll let me live
    in the lap of luxury.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Zeitaku sasete kureru nara
[22:25] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:25] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    But even then, I'll take a break
    once in a while.
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    How's that? How's that? How's that?
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    How about something like this?
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Konnan de dossu ka?
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    When you're in that
    critically desperate situation,
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Shake your hips and fake it!
     Dancing, dancing!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    I want love and courage,
    and to be popular! (I want it...)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    If things don't go well,
[23:02] [SONG] ---
    Umaku ikanai nara
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
SIGN    Bonus
[23:25] ---
    I'm really glad for you, Brother.
[23:27] ---
    Now, if only we had a fine house...
[23:30] ---
    Ah! That's it!
[23:33] ---
    Made of three-shelf storage units!
[23:36] ---
    How's that, Lavie?!
[23:37] ---
    I sold off all our household possessions!
[23:39] ---
    And I built a house with
    the shelving I bought!
[23:42] ---
    This is Nishizawa land!
[23:44] ---
    I am so sorry!
[23:45] ---
    I am so sorry my brother built a
    shelving house without permission!
[23:52] ---
    Momoka here.
[23:53] ---
    Everyone, it's a new school term,
    full of hope!
[23:56] ---
    The greatest hope of this time has
    got to be changing the seating chart!
[24:00] ---
    Oh, but I feel like we haven't had
    any change in seating in the anime...
[24:04] ---
    I'll be blunt. I don't like it.
[24:06] ---
    Never mind that. Next time, a new
    type of Lady Momoka finally appears!
[24:10] ---
    Three times what's normal!
[24:11] ---
    "Momoka's Awakening!
    The Third Momoka, Sir!"
[24:15] ---
    It'll be one whole episode.
    How's that?
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero!