E349 - Keroro: Invade the Everyday, Sir! / Keroro: Reset Banzai, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
[01:31] ---
    In everyday life,
[01:33] ---
    you occasionally push
    the wrong button, right?
[01:37] ---
    Toast and eggs, even at night?!
[01:39] ---
    That's crazy!
[01:41] ---
    I want rice!
[01:42] ---
    Sorry. I pushed the wrong button
    on the rice cooker.
[01:46] ---
    So put up with it just for today.
SIGN    Warmer
[01:48] ---
    Who mixes up the cook and warmer buttons?!
SIGN    Cook
SIGN    Warmer
SIGN    Cook
[01:52] ---
    Excuse me? Even if you do something every day,
    it's possible to make a mistake with it!
[01:56] ---
    But if you're gonna whine about it,
    you don't have to eat!
[01:58] ---
    Gero!
[02:00] ---
    You're mad at me?!
[02:01] ---
    I don't even get dinner now?!
[02:02] ---
    Fine!
[02:07] ---
    Wait...
[02:09] ---
    I can...
[02:11] ---
    ...use this?
[02:15] ---
    Keroro: Invade the Everyday, Sir!
SIGN    Days later...
[02:23] ---
    I really blew it that last time.
[02:26] ---
    I'll get the rice ready now
    so I don't make a mistake.
SIGN    Cook
[02:36] ---
    It turned on by itself?
[02:56] ---
    Huh?
[02:56] ---
    That's strange.
[03:04] ---
    Huh?
[03:17] ---
    Was this always so convenient?
[03:24] ---
    Oh, well. I'm going to the bathroom.
[03:28] ---
    Jeez! What's going on?!
[03:31] ---
    What's wrong, Sis?
[03:33] ---
    Fuyuki! All the switches
    in the room are messed up!
[03:37] ---
    Hey! Check it out!
[03:39] ---
    Um...
[03:40] ---
    Sorry. Later.
[03:50] ---
    O-Oh, well...
[03:54] ---
    Huh?
[03:55] ---
    Now these lights are on!
[04:01] ---
    Hey! Wait a second!
[04:02] ---
    Stop! Stop!
[04:04] ---
    F-Fuyuki?
[04:06] ---
    No good! It won't stop!
[04:10] ---
    What is it?! What's wrong?!
[04:11] ---
    The bidet won't stop spraying!
[04:15] ---
    Isn't there a button to turn it off?
[04:18] ---
    The button doesn't work!
[04:19] ---
    If you get off the toilet seat,
[04:21] ---
    it should shut off automatically!
[04:23] ---
    Well, I'll give it a try.
[04:28] ---
    Sit back down again!
[04:30] ---
    Stay there!
[04:31] ---
    What?!
[04:32] ---
    Don't tell me...
[04:34] ---
    ...all of the buttons in the house
    have gone haywire?
[04:38] ---
    Gero gerori!
[04:39] ---
    How do you like them apples?!
[04:40] ---
    This is the might of our
    new weapon, Shuffle Button!
SIGN    New Weapon Shuffle Button
[04:44] ---
    I made it!
[04:45] ---
    It's a super-insidious machine
    that randomly mixes up
[04:48] ---
    buttons and switches all over the world!
[04:50] ---
    Right now it's set at the
    lowest level for testing,
[04:53] ---
    but if we spread it to all of
    Pekopon by setting it to max...
[04:57] ---
    ...Pekoponian economic
    and financial activities,
[04:59] ---
    their military complex and more
    will go boop-boop-be-doo!
[05:03] ---
    I see.
[05:04] ---
    By using this, Pekopon's
    civilization will be nullified,
[05:07] ---
    and we can take over without
    spilling any blood.
[05:10] ---
    It'll work!
[05:11] ---
    It is a brilliant plan that is simple,
     yet packs decisive power!
[05:15] ---
    Bow down before us, Lady Natsumi!
[05:18] ---
    No, all Pekoponians!
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu...
    Tamatamatamatama...
    Gerogerogerogero...
    Girogirogirogiro...
[05:23] ---
    Good morning, everyone!
SIGN    No Good
[05:29] ---
    They are up to no good again!
[05:31] ---
    Oh, Dororo-kun!
[05:33] ---
    Actually, I came up with a really
    ecological invasion plan.
SIGN    Ecology
SIGN    Sweet Living
SIGN    Seals
SIGN    Pekoponians
[05:37] ---
    Pekoponians are always talking about ecology,
SIGN    Can't let go of
SIGN    Electricity
SIGN    Oil
SIGN    Repent
SIGN    Lukewarm
SIGN    Kind, Natural
[05:40] ---
    but they can't let go of their
    civilization's advanced conveniences,
[05:43] ---
    and use tons of electricity and oil
    because they lack integrity, right?
[05:46] ---
    So with our scientific power,
[05:47] ---
    we'll throw a scare into
    those naughty Pekoponians,
[05:50] ---
    inciting them to repent.
[05:51] ---
    In a way, this is a kind,
    natural plan, you know?
SIGN    Lies
[05:54] ---
    What?
[05:55] ---
    Kind and natural?
[05:56] ---
    Hey, Sergeant!
[05:57] ---
    For you, making excuses
    is like the first star of evening.
[05:59] ---
    Or, like, honeyed tonguing?
SIGN    On
SIGN    Hot Water
[06:09] ---
    The water heater?!
[06:10] ---
    It'll heat with no water in it!
SIGN    Hot Water
[06:12] ---
    The ventilation fan!
[06:14] ---
    Then...
[06:17] ---
    Yes!
[06:18] ---
    I was right!
[06:19] ---
    That was just the intercom ringing.
[06:22] ---
    Oh, come on!
[06:23] ---
    How many switches and buttons
    do we have in this house?!
[06:27] ---
    How's that?!
[06:27] ---
    If we spread this effect to the whole world,
[06:30] ---
    all of Pekopon will be ours!
SIGN    Forgive me,
    Natsumi
[06:33] ---
    Certainly, it would be an
    invasion without military might,
[06:36] ---
    but I do not care for a plan
    that causes people problems.
[06:40] ---
    Don't go weak in the knees, Doro-doughboy!
[06:43] ---
    If the Pekoponians surrender,
[06:45] ---
    we will turn off the Shuffle Button, all right?
[06:47] ---
    You stupid peacenik ninja!
[06:48] ---
    Thank you, Tamama!
[06:50] ---
    At last, Pekopon will be ours!
[06:54] ---
    Eat this!
[06:55] ---
    Shuffle Button on!
SIGN    Medium
SIGN    Stop
[07:03] ---
    F-Finally...
[07:06] ---
    Huh?
[07:08] ---
    Lady Mois, turn on the lights...
[07:10] ---
    Sure!
[07:11] ---
    Okay, click!
[07:13] ---
    Metal basin.
[07:14] ---
    Dama!
[07:16] ---
    Is it a blackout?
[07:17] ---
    Don't ignore me!
[07:20] ---
    Then let's do this.
[07:21] ---
    Here. Click!
SIGN    Open and Shut Button
    Power Button
    Operation Button
    Power Button 2
[07:25] ---
    You mean... it affects the base buttons, too?
[07:29] ---
    Nature on Pekopon is important,
[07:31] ---
    but this is a mistake.
[07:34] ---
    Commander-dono,
SIGN    Release
[07:35] ---
    let us end it here.
[07:37] ---
    No!
[07:37] ---
    Don't pull that!
[08:00] ---
    As expected...
[08:01] ---
    It had to be...
[08:03] ---
    They're behind it.
[08:05] ---
    It's punishment time, stupid frog!
SIGN    Uwaaa...
    What can we do here?
SIGN    The scene made her lose the desire to punish.
[08:09] ---
    The scene made her lose the desire to punish.
[08:12] ---
    And so,
[08:14] ---
    it seems all of the switches and buttons
[08:16] ---
    in the secret base and
    your house are mixed up.
[08:19] ---
    Even the usually dependable Yellow-san
[08:21] ---
    is useless when he can't push any buttons.
[08:24] ---
    I've got nothing to do!
[08:25] ---
    So in a situation like this,
[08:27] ---
    I have no idea what to do, gero gero!
[08:30] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[08:31] ---
    Calm down, Sarge!
[08:33] ---
    You're the one who sowed these seeds, right?
[08:35] ---
    After all, I'm...
[08:37] ---
    ...a naughty alien who's become weak through
    reliance on civilization's advanced conveniences!
[08:41] ---
    Ridiculous.
[08:43] ---
    Kero?
SIGN    Electricity Button
    Power Button
    Power Button 2
[08:43] ---
    All you have to do is turn off
    the power of this machine, right?
SIGN    Power Button
SIGN    Ah...!
[08:50] ---
    The underground base self-destruct
    button has been pushed.
[08:52] ---
    The self-destruct button has been pushed.
[08:54] ---
    All hands, please evacuate.
[08:56] ---
    S-Self-destruct button?!
[08:57] ---
    You! What the heck did you do?!
[09:01] ---
    You weren't really listening to
    what he was saying before, Sis...
[09:07] ---
    After all!
[09:08] ---
    How do you expect me to listen
    seriously to the stupid frog?!
[09:11] ---
    Hey! I resent that!
[09:13] ---
    You're a lowdown louse, Lady Natsumi!
[09:16] ---
    Would you knock it off?!
[09:17] ---
    At this rate, we'll just
    have to take our chances!
[09:20] ---
    Push every button in here!
[09:23] ---
    If we're lucky, one of them may be
    connected to the Shuffle Button!
SIGN    Invasion Robot Activated
[09:27] ---
    Invasion robot activated.
SIGN    Standby for missile that will destroy the world three times over!!
[09:29] ---
    Standby for missile that will
    destroy the world three times over!
SIGN    Overheat the base's main nuclear power reactor!!!
[09:32] ---
    Overheat the base's main
    nuclear power reactor!
[09:35] ---
    It's getting even more dangerous!
[09:37] ---
    Then this one!
[09:39] ---
    How about this?!
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Achieved
[09:47] ---
    What the heck, dummy?!
    What are you thinking?!
[09:50] ---
    You should be the one to talk, dumb Na-chan!
[09:52] ---
    Let us stop squabbling and evacuate.
[09:55] ---
    Perhaps it is better this way.
    Life without relying on machines.
[10:01] ---
    You can look to the past
    and learn... as I have.
[10:06] ---
    What are you talking about
    at a time like this?
[10:08] ---
    The way things are,
    my house is going to blow up.
[10:10] ---
    Doroboat, no one wants to hear your
    fairy tale version of a missile launch.
[10:14] ---
    Um...
[10:15] ---
    That's okay, be carefree.
[10:17] ---
    You always are.
[10:18] ---
    Hey...
[10:19] ---
    But we can't survive without buttons!
[10:24] ---
    S-S-So mean!
[10:30] ---
    Trauma switch on!
SIGN    Click
SIGN    Huh...?
[10:32] ---
    Huh?
[10:33] ---
    My trauma switch didn't work.
SIGN    Ku-ku-ku
[10:36] ---
    Huh?
[10:37] ---
    The base's nuclear reactor just shut down!
[10:39] ---
    Apparently the base's shutdown breaker
SIGN    Nuclear Reactor
[10:42] ---
    and Dororo-senpai's
    trauma switch were switched!
[10:45] ---
    U-Um...
SIGN    U-Um...
[10:47] ---
    Dororo-kyun, please!
[10:48] ---
    So your switch doesn't switch back,
[10:50] ---
    stop right where you are.
SIGN    Stop
SIGN    What? What?
[10:53] ---
    What? What are you saying?
[10:57] ---
    In the first place,
[10:58] ---
    relying too much on
    conveniences is a mistake.
[11:01] ---
    Ignore the environment
[11:03] ---
    and try to get everything done
    at the touch of a button,
[11:06] ---
    Kululu, throw that device away now,
    while you have the chance.
[11:06] ---
    and this is what happens.
    What goes around comes around.
[11:10] ---
    It seems Lance Corporal Dororo's
    lecture went on all night.
[11:14] ---
    For a while there,
    I thought we might be goners.
[11:17] ---
    Tell me about it.
[11:18] ---
    They're a real nuisance.
[11:28] ---
    If the plan had succeeded,
[11:30] ---
    even your homes may have
    been thrown into chaos.
[11:33] ---
    Please be very careful about how
    you're holding the TV remote.
[11:41] ---
    Have you ever thought this?
[11:43] ---
    That you wanted to "reset"
    something in your life?
[11:45] ---
    Stupid frog!
SIGN    Plan to take over the Hinata home by
    grossing out Lady Natsumi with sliminess
[11:49] ---
    Invading with our own sliminess...
[11:53] ---
    I thought it was a good plan...
[11:56] ---
    ...but we took away so much sliminess
    that it left us dried out.
[12:00] ---
    Isn't there a better plan than this?
[12:02] ---
    Commander said there's
    no money in the budget...
[12:05] ---
    Well, there's no sense brooding over it.
[12:10] ---
    Sarge...
[12:11] ---
    The complete Captain Geroro Blu-ray set
[12:14] ---
    and its bonus materials arrived.
[12:16] ---
    Keroro, you jerkface!
[12:18] ---
    Don't embezzle from the invasion budget!
[12:20] ---
    Gero!
[12:25] ---
    Keroro: Reset Banzai, Sir!
[12:32] ---
    I know cleaning duties
    for a month is my punishment...
[12:34] ---
    ...but it's hard.
[12:37] ---
    Giroro!
[12:38] ---
    Give me a hand, would ya?
[12:40] ---
    I've got so much to do...
[12:43] ---
    Punished with chores for messing up?
[12:45] ---
    You've got a shallow sense of responsibility.
[12:47] ---
    Gero...
[12:47] ---
    Or have you just become a maid
    out of fear of Natsumi?
[12:53] ---
    Gero?
[12:54] ---
    Become a maid out of fear of Natsumi?
[13:01] ---
    I'm still not done...
[13:04] ---
    Tamama. Good timing.
[13:06] ---
    See, the slime left around the sink
    doesn't wanna come off.
[13:09] ---
    Please do me a favor and dry the dishes.
[13:12] ---
    I'll do it because it's an order.
    Must be good being the commander.
[13:18] ---
    Gero?
[13:19] ---
    Must be good being the commander?
[13:24] ---
    How does it look, Lady Natsumi?
[13:26] ---
    I worked hard to get everything extra-clean,
    so maybe you can lift my punishment...
[13:29] ---
    Those are two different things!
[13:31] ---
    Gero?
[13:32] ---
    Well, you can take a break,
[13:34] ---
    but then heat the tub.
[13:37] ---
    Gero?
[13:39] ---
    Th-Those are two different things?
SIGN    3,782nd Regular Invasion Meeting
SIGN    Alone...
[13:46] ---
    No one else is coming.
[13:48] ---
    Am I that unpopular?
[13:50] ---
    No!
[13:51] ---
    Everyone else is too stubborn!
[13:54] ---
    No, buying all this with the
    invasion budget was wrong.
[13:58] ---
    What's that?
[13:59] ---
    It looks like the headphones
    Kululu always has on.
[14:05] ---
    He took them off?
[14:09] ---
    Gero?
[14:10] ---
    This is...
[14:14] ---
    ...the thing you can use to erase
    people's memories, isn't it?
[14:19] ---
    If I use this...
[14:22] ---
    The next day.
[14:25] ---
    Hey, you'd better do a good job!
[14:27] ---
    I swear, if you ever make it slimy again...
[14:38] ---
    Huh?
[14:39] ---
    What was I...?
[14:42] ---
    Oh, you're helping out! That's admirable.
[14:45] ---
    It's my punishment.
[14:47] ---
    Punishment? For what?
[14:49] ---
    Making everything slimy...
[14:52] ---
    Are you sweaty?
[14:53] ---
    You can go ahead and have the first bath.
[14:59] ---
    Gerori!
[15:00] ---
    It seems like she's totally forgotten
    about the cleaning punishment.
[15:04] ---
    I can use this!
[15:09] ---
    Help me, Giroro!
[15:11] ---
    Sea cucumber-type enemy aliens!
[15:14] ---
    What?! Enemy attack?!
[15:22] ---
    What do you want
    at this time of night, Keroro?
[15:24] ---
    Don't we have an invasion meeting?
[15:27] ---
    First I've heard of it.
[15:29] ---
    Well, I'm always up for it.
[15:31] ---
    Gerori...
[15:34] ---
    Hi, Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[15:42] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama,
    don't we have an invasion meeting to go to?
[15:46] ---
    In the middle of the night?
[15:48] ---
    Eeek! Mr. Sergeant is going to invade me!
[15:53] ---
    It's working...
[15:54] ---
    As long as I have these headphones,
[15:56] ---
    my plans can fail again and again
[15:58] ---
    and I can make Lady Natsumi furious at me,
[16:00] ---
    but I can reset everything by
    erasing everyone's memories.
[16:06] ---
    Oh, no!
[16:08] ---
    These headphones are actually Kululu's.
[16:11] ---
    Now, what is he...?
SIGN    Give them back!
[16:13] ---
    Look at what's happened!
[16:15] ---
    That's happened?!
[16:18] ---
    Ah, well. I just won't tell him!
SIGN    Battle is about numbers!!
[16:20] ---
    Anyway,
[16:21] ---
    now I have nothing to fear from failure,
[16:23] ---
    and can try all kinds of plans!
SIGN    Change the height of pillows so Pekoponians don't get a good night's sleep plan!
[16:29] ---
    First,
[16:30] ---
    change the height of pillows so Pekoponians
[16:32] ---
    don't get a good night's sleep plan!
[16:34] ---
    I'm fine with any kind of pillow!
[16:37] ---
    What are you doing, stupid frog?!
[16:40] ---
    Gero! That was a mistake!
[16:41] ---
    Reset!
[16:49] ---
    Reset!
SIGN    Make everyone have the same kind of toothbrush so they don't know which one to use plan!
[16:52] ---
    Next!
[16:53] ---
    Make everyone have the
    same kind of toothbrush
[16:55] ---
    so they don't know which one to use plan!
[16:58] ---
    Wait! If we do that,
[17:00] ---
    I might get an i-i-indirect kiss
    from Natsumi's toothbrush!
[17:03] ---
    What are you talking about?
[17:06] ---
    Gero!
[17:06] ---
    Another goof! Reset!
[17:13] ---
    Huh?
[17:14] ---
    Reset!
SIGN    Switch the contents of various seasonings gong plan!!
[17:17] ---
    Switch the contents of various
    seasonings gong plan!
[17:21] ---
    This time for sure I'll make my plan succeed!
[17:24] ---
    This time for sure?
[17:25] ---
    What do you mean?
[17:27] ---
    What do you mean?!
[17:28] ---
    Gero!
[17:30] ---
    Reset!
[17:33] ---
    Forget! Forget!
[17:37] ---
    Huh?
[17:39] ---
    Reset!
[17:42] ---
    Huh?
[17:43] ---
    What was I about to do?
[17:46] ---
    Now that you mention it, us, too...
[17:48] ---
    What were we doing?
[17:50] ---
    Um...
[17:51] ---
    Let's see...
[17:52] ---
    I don't have the faintest idea.
[17:55] ---
    Yet another good reset!
[17:59] ---
    Stupid frog!
SIGN    Model Cement
[18:00] ---
    You spilled model cement on the
    living room floor, didn't you?!
[18:07] ---
    Maximum output!
[18:12] ---
    Reset!
[18:16] ---
    Ow!
[18:19] ---
    What is this room?
[18:21] ---
    What?
[18:22] ---
    It's my room!
[18:26] ---
    I never said you could use it
    as your personal storage room!
[18:29] ---
    Why would you say that after all this time?
[18:30] ---
    How many times have you been in here?
[18:32] ---
    I don't recognize this room!
[18:36] ---
    Why did I come in here again?
[18:38] ---
    Well, whatever. Put it back the way it was!
[18:41] ---
    Gero...
[18:43] ---
    Lady Natsumi...
[18:45] ---
    She's even forgotten this room.
[18:50] ---
    Did I do it too much?
[18:54] ---
    Wh-What are you doing?!
[18:56] ---
    What?
[18:57] ---
    I'm on cleaning duty...
[18:59] ---
    Gero!
[19:00] ---
    You don't have the run of this house!
[19:02] ---
    You hear me?! Now just stay there!
[19:11] ---
    Are you okay, Mr. Sergeant?
[19:14] ---
    Wench!
[19:15] ---
    What did you do to my Mr. Sergeant?!
[19:18] ---
    Keroro. Counterattack.
[19:21] ---
    Now is the time to teach them all
    just how formidable we are!
[19:24] ---
    No, that's...
[19:27] ---
    I've got a plan!
[19:29] ---
    We'll conquer this planet within an hour!
[19:31] ---
    After all this standing by,
    I cannot wait to put my skills to use!
[19:37] ---
    This is...
[19:39] ---
    ...like we've just arrived on Pekopon.
[19:42] ---
    Maybe...
[19:43] ---
    ...I...
[19:44] ---
    ...made a...
[19:45] ---
    ...terrible mistake.
[19:49] ---
    Sarge...
[19:50] ---
    Gero!
[19:53] ---
    Wh-What is it, Master Fuyuki?
[19:57] ---
    Nothing special.
[19:59] ---
    I just thought it's been a while since
    we looked at the stars together.
[20:03] ---
    Gero...
[20:11] ---
    No matter how much time it takes,
[20:14] ---
    I want to get things
    back to normal with everyone.
[20:20] ---
    I'm sorry!
[20:21] ---
    I misused your precious equipment,
    Sergeant Major!
[20:26] ---
    And I know how this is going to sound...
[20:28] ---
    ...but I want your help!
[20:30] ---
    Because of me, their memories
    of our time together is gone!
[20:35] ---
    Making people forget your failures
[20:38] ---
    is nothing to take lightly.
[20:41] ---
    If you don't learn from your mistakes,
[20:44] ---
    it's hard on the soldiers who follow you.
[20:49] ---
    You do have ears!
[20:50] ---
    Then what's this?
[20:53] ---
    Kululu...
[20:54] ---
    Did you plant this device there
    so I would learn that?
[21:06] ---
    I...
[21:07] ---
    I...
SIGN    Timer Timer Timer Timer
[21:09] ---
    Oh, that toy's memory deletion timer
    is about to go off!
[21:13] ---
    Timer?
[21:18] ---
    I don't think you have time to cry.
[21:20] ---
    Everyone's getting their memories back!
[21:28] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[21:28] ---
    Stupid frog!
[21:31] ---
    Gero!
[21:34] ---
    Gero!
[21:35] ---
    I thought this was supposed
    to have a happy ending!
[21:39] ---
    No!
[21:40] ---
    It appears everyone has
    their memories restored.
[21:40] ---
    Somebody help me!
[21:43] ---
    Good thing they remembered, right, Sergeant?
[21:44] ---
    Gero!
[21:47] ---
    Remember me, too!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
SIGN    Coming Soon
[23:22] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
SIGN    Brave Invasion
[23:24] ---
    Lady Mom hates animals.
[23:26] ---
    No fondness for dogs, cats, or even birds.
[23:28] ---
    Of course snakes and lizards are also out,
[23:30] ---
    but I have a feeling she's okay with frogs.
[23:33] ---
    That aside,
[23:34] ---
    I'm an alien, too!
SIGN    Armageddon
[23:37] ---
    "Mois: Chronicle of Uncle's Struggles, Sir!"
[23:40] ---
    "Aki vs. Cat: Mixed-Species
    Martial Arts War, Sir!"
[23:43] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:45] ---
    Ge-Gero!