# E349 - Keroro: Invade the Everyday, Sir! / Keroro: Reset Banzai, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2DM9Q/keroro-invade-the-everyday-sir--keroro-reset-banzai-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
In everyday life,
**[01:33] ---**
you occasionally push
the wrong button, right?
**[01:37] ---**
Toast and eggs, even at night?!
**[01:39] ---**
That's crazy!
**[01:41] ---**
I want rice!
**[01:42] ---**
Sorry. I pushed the wrong button
on the rice cooker.
**[01:46] ---**
So put up with it just for today.
***SIGN*** Warmer
**[01:48] ---**
Who mixes up the cook and warmer buttons?!
***SIGN*** Cook
***SIGN*** Warmer
***SIGN*** Cook
**[01:52] ---**
Excuse me? Even if you do something every day,
it's possible to make a mistake with it!
**[01:56] ---**
But if you're gonna whine about it,
you don't have to eat!
**[01:58] ---**
Gero!
**[02:00] ---**
You're mad at me?!
**[02:01] ---**
I don't even get dinner now?!
**[02:02] ---**
Fine!
**[02:07] ---**
Wait...
**[02:09] ---**
I can...
**[02:11] ---**
...use this?
**[02:15] ---**
Keroro: Invade the Everyday, Sir!
***SIGN*** Days later...
**[02:23] ---**
I really blew it that last time.
**[02:26] ---**
I'll get the rice ready now
so I don't make a mistake.
***SIGN*** Cook
**[02:36] ---**
It turned on by itself?
**[02:56] ---**
Huh?
**[02:56] ---**
That's strange.
**[03:04] ---**
Huh?
**[03:17] ---**
Was this always so convenient?
**[03:24] ---**
Oh, well. I'm going to the bathroom.
**[03:28] ---**
Jeez! What's going on?!
**[03:31] ---**
What's wrong, Sis?
**[03:33] ---**
Fuyuki! All the switches
in the room are messed up!
**[03:37] ---**
Hey! Check it out!
**[03:39] ---**
Um...
**[03:40] ---**
Sorry. Later.
**[03:50] ---**
O-Oh, well...
**[03:54] ---**
Huh?
**[03:55] ---**
Now these lights are on!
**[04:01] ---**
Hey! Wait a second!
**[04:02] ---**
Stop! Stop!
**[04:04] ---**
F-Fuyuki?
**[04:06] ---**
No good! It won't stop!
**[04:10] ---**
What is it?! What's wrong?!
**[04:11] ---**
The bidet won't stop spraying!
**[04:15] ---**
Isn't there a button to turn it off?
**[04:18] ---**
The button doesn't work!
**[04:19] ---**
If you get off the toilet seat,
**[04:21] ---**
it should shut off automatically!
**[04:23] ---**
Well, I'll give it a try.
**[04:28] ---**
Sit back down again!
**[04:30] ---**
Stay there!
**[04:31] ---**
What?!
**[04:32] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[04:34] ---**
...all of the buttons in the house
have gone haywire?
**[04:38] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[04:39] ---**
How do you like them apples?!
**[04:40] ---**
This is the might of our
new weapon, Shuffle Button!
***SIGN*** New Weapon Shuffle Button
**[04:44] ---**
I made it!
**[04:45] ---**
It's a super-insidious machine
that randomly mixes up
**[04:48] ---**
buttons and switches all over the world!
**[04:50] ---**
Right now it's set at the
lowest level for testing,
**[04:53] ---**
but if we spread it to all of
Pekopon by setting it to max...
**[04:57] ---**
...Pekoponian economic
and financial activities,
**[04:59] ---**
their military complex and more
will go boop-boop-be-doo!
**[05:03] ---**
I see.
**[05:04] ---**
By using this, Pekopon's
civilization will be nullified,
**[05:07] ---**
and we can take over without
spilling any blood.
**[05:10] ---**
It'll work!
**[05:11] ---**
It is a brilliant plan that is simple,
yet packs decisive power!
**[05:15] ---**
Bow down before us, Lady Natsumi!
**[05:18] ---**
No, all Pekoponians!
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu...
Tamatamatamatama...
Gerogerogerogero...
Girogirogirogiro...
**[05:23] ---**
Good morning, everyone!
***SIGN*** No Good
**[05:29] ---**
They are up to no good again!
**[05:31] ---**
Oh, Dororo-kun!
**[05:33] ---**
Actually, I came up with a really
ecological invasion plan.
***SIGN*** Ecology
***SIGN*** Sweet Living
***SIGN*** Seals
***SIGN*** Pekoponians
**[05:37] ---**
Pekoponians are always talking about ecology,
***SIGN*** Can't let go of
***SIGN*** Electricity
***SIGN*** Oil
***SIGN*** Repent
***SIGN*** Lukewarm
***SIGN*** Kind, Natural
**[05:40] ---**
but they can't let go of their
civilization's advanced conveniences,
**[05:43] ---**
and use tons of electricity and oil
because they lack integrity, right?
**[05:46] ---**
So with our scientific power,
**[05:47] ---**
we'll throw a scare into
those naughty Pekoponians,
**[05:50] ---**
inciting them to repent.
**[05:51] ---**
In a way, this is a kind,
natural plan, you know?
***SIGN*** Lies
**[05:54] ---**
What?
**[05:55] ---**
Kind and natural?
**[05:56] ---**
Hey, Sergeant!
**[05:57] ---**
For you, making excuses
is like the first star of evening.
**[05:59] ---**
Or, like, honeyed tonguing?
***SIGN*** On
***SIGN*** Hot Water
**[06:09] ---**
The water heater?!
**[06:10] ---**
It'll heat with no water in it!
***SIGN*** Hot Water
**[06:12] ---**
The ventilation fan!
**[06:14] ---**
Then...
**[06:17] ---**
Yes!
**[06:18] ---**
I was right!
**[06:19] ---**
That was just the intercom ringing.
**[06:22] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[06:23] ---**
How many switches and buttons
do we have in this house?!
**[06:27] ---**
How's that?!
**[06:27] ---**
If we spread this effect to the whole world,
**[06:30] ---**
all of Pekopon will be ours!
***SIGN*** Forgive me,
Natsumi
**[06:33] ---**
Certainly, it would be an
invasion without military might,
**[06:36] ---**
but I do not care for a plan
that causes people problems.
**[06:40] ---**
Don't go weak in the knees, Doro-doughboy!
**[06:43] ---**
If the Pekoponians surrender,
**[06:45] ---**
we will turn off the Shuffle Button, all right?
**[06:47] ---**
You stupid peacenik ninja!
**[06:48] ---**
Thank you, Tamama!
**[06:50] ---**
At last, Pekopon will be ours!
**[06:54] ---**
Eat this!
**[06:55] ---**
Shuffle Button on!
***SIGN*** Medium
***SIGN*** Stop
**[07:03] ---**
F-Finally...
**[07:06] ---**
Huh?
**[07:08] ---**
Lady Mois, turn on the lights...
**[07:10] ---**
Sure!
**[07:11] ---**
Okay, click!
**[07:13] ---**
Metal basin.
**[07:14] ---**
Dama!
**[07:16] ---**
Is it a blackout?
**[07:17] ---**
Don't ignore me!
**[07:20] ---**
Then let's do this.
**[07:21] ---**
Here. Click!
***SIGN*** Open and Shut Button
Power Button
Operation Button
Power Button 2
**[07:25] ---**
You mean... it affects the base buttons, too?
**[07:29] ---**
Nature on Pekopon is important,
**[07:31] ---**
but this is a mistake.
**[07:34] ---**
Commander-dono,
***SIGN*** Release
**[07:35] ---**
let us end it here.
**[07:37] ---**
No!
**[07:37] ---**
Don't pull that!
**[08:00] ---**
As expected...
**[08:01] ---**
It had to be...
**[08:03] ---**
They're behind it.
**[08:05] ---**
It's punishment time, stupid frog!
***SIGN*** Uwaaa...
What can we do here?
***SIGN*** The scene made her lose the desire to punish.
**[08:09] ---**
The scene made her lose the desire to punish.
**[08:12] ---**
And so,
**[08:14] ---**
it seems all of the switches and buttons
**[08:16] ---**
in the secret base and
your house are mixed up.
**[08:19] ---**
Even the usually dependable Yellow-san
**[08:21] ---**
is useless when he can't push any buttons.
**[08:24] ---**
I've got nothing to do!
**[08:25] ---**
So in a situation like this,
**[08:27] ---**
I have no idea what to do, gero gero!
**[08:30] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[08:31] ---**
Calm down, Sarge!
**[08:33] ---**
You're the one who sowed these seeds, right?
**[08:35] ---**
After all, I'm...
**[08:37] ---**
...a naughty alien who's become weak through
reliance on civilization's advanced conveniences!
**[08:41] ---**
Ridiculous.
**[08:43] ---**
Kero?
***SIGN*** Electricity Button
Power Button
Power Button 2
**[08:43] ---**
All you have to do is turn off
the power of this machine, right?
***SIGN*** Power Button
***SIGN*** Ah...!
**[08:50] ---**
The underground base self-destruct
button has been pushed.
**[08:52] ---**
The self-destruct button has been pushed.
**[08:54] ---**
All hands, please evacuate.
**[08:56] ---**
S-Self-destruct button?!
**[08:57] ---**
You! What the heck did you do?!
**[09:01] ---**
You weren't really listening to
what he was saying before, Sis...
**[09:07] ---**
After all!
**[09:08] ---**
How do you expect me to listen
seriously to the stupid frog?!
**[09:11] ---**
Hey! I resent that!
**[09:13] ---**
You're a lowdown louse, Lady Natsumi!
**[09:16] ---**
Would you knock it off?!
**[09:17] ---**
At this rate, we'll just
have to take our chances!
**[09:20] ---**
Push every button in here!
**[09:23] ---**
If we're lucky, one of them may be
connected to the Shuffle Button!
***SIGN*** Invasion Robot Activated
**[09:27] ---**
Invasion robot activated.
***SIGN*** Standby for missile that will destroy the world three times over!!
**[09:29] ---**
Standby for missile that will
destroy the world three times over!
***SIGN*** Overheat the base's main nuclear power reactor!!!
**[09:32] ---**
Overheat the base's main
nuclear power reactor!
**[09:35] ---**
It's getting even more dangerous!
**[09:37] ---**
Then this one!
**[09:39] ---**
How about this?!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Achieved
**[09:47] ---**
What the heck, dummy?!
What are you thinking?!
**[09:50] ---**
You should be the one to talk, dumb Na-chan!
**[09:52] ---**
Let us stop squabbling and evacuate.
**[09:55] ---**
Perhaps it is better this way.
Life without relying on machines.
**[10:01] ---**
You can look to the past
and learn... as I have.
**[10:06] ---**
What are you talking about
at a time like this?
**[10:08] ---**
The way things are,
my house is going to blow up.
**[10:10] ---**
Doroboat, no one wants to hear your
fairy tale version of a missile launch.
**[10:14] ---**
Um...
**[10:15] ---**
That's okay, be carefree.
**[10:17] ---**
You always are.
**[10:18] ---**
Hey...
**[10:19] ---**
But we can't survive without buttons!
**[10:24] ---**
S-S-So mean!
**[10:30] ---**
Trauma switch on!
***SIGN*** Click
***SIGN*** Huh...?
**[10:32] ---**
Huh?
**[10:33] ---**
My trauma switch didn't work.
***SIGN*** Ku-ku-ku
**[10:36] ---**
Huh?
**[10:37] ---**
The base's nuclear reactor just shut down!
**[10:39] ---**
Apparently the base's shutdown breaker
***SIGN*** Nuclear Reactor
**[10:42] ---**
and Dororo-senpai's
trauma switch were switched!
**[10:45] ---**
U-Um...
***SIGN*** U-Um...
**[10:47] ---**
Dororo-kyun, please!
**[10:48] ---**
So your switch doesn't switch back,
**[10:50] ---**
stop right where you are.
***SIGN*** Stop
***SIGN*** What? What?
**[10:53] ---**
What? What are you saying?
**[10:57] ---**
In the first place,
**[10:58] ---**
relying too much on
conveniences is a mistake.
**[11:01] ---**
Ignore the environment
**[11:03] ---**
and try to get everything done
at the touch of a button,
**[11:06] ---**
Kululu, throw that device away now,
while you have the chance.
**[11:06] ---**
and this is what happens.
What goes around comes around.
**[11:10] ---**
It seems Lance Corporal Dororo's
lecture went on all night.
**[11:14] ---**
For a while there,
I thought we might be goners.
**[11:17] ---**
Tell me about it.
**[11:18] ---**
They're a real nuisance.
**[11:28] ---**
If the plan had succeeded,
**[11:30] ---**
even your homes may have
been thrown into chaos.
**[11:33] ---**
Please be very careful about how
you're holding the TV remote.
**[11:41] ---**
Have you ever thought this?
**[11:43] ---**
That you wanted to "reset"
something in your life?
**[11:45] ---**
Stupid frog!
***SIGN*** Plan to take over the Hinata home by
grossing out Lady Natsumi with sliminess
**[11:49] ---**
Invading with our own sliminess...
**[11:53] ---**
I thought it was a good plan...
**[11:56] ---**
...but we took away so much sliminess
that it left us dried out.
**[12:00] ---**
Isn't there a better plan than this?
**[12:02] ---**
Commander said there's
no money in the budget...
**[12:05] ---**
Well, there's no sense brooding over it.
**[12:10] ---**
Sarge...
**[12:11] ---**
The complete *Captain Geroro* Blu-ray set
**[12:14] ---**
and its bonus materials arrived.
**[12:16] ---**
Keroro, you jerkface!
**[12:18] ---**
Don't embezzle from the invasion budget!
**[12:20] ---**
Gero!
**[12:25] ---**
Keroro: Reset Banzai, Sir!
**[12:32] ---**
I know cleaning duties
for a month is my punishment...
**[12:34] ---**
...but it's hard.
**[12:37] ---**
Giroro!
**[12:38] ---**
Give me a hand, would ya?
**[12:40] ---**
I've got so much to do...
**[12:43] ---**
Punished with chores for messing up?
**[12:45] ---**
You've got a shallow sense of responsibility.
**[12:47] ---**
Gero...
**[12:47] ---**
Or have you just become a maid
out of fear of Natsumi?
**[12:53] ---**
Gero?
**[12:54] ---**
Become a maid out of fear of Natsumi?
**[13:01] ---**
I'm still not done...
**[13:04] ---**
Tamama. Good timing.
**[13:06] ---**
See, the slime left around the sink
doesn't wanna come off.
**[13:09] ---**
Please do me a favor and dry the dishes.
**[13:12] ---**
I'll do it because it's an order.
Must be good being the commander.
**[13:18] ---**
Gero?
**[13:19] ---**
Must be good being the commander?
**[13:24] ---**
How does it look, Lady Natsumi?
**[13:26] ---**
I worked hard to get everything extra-clean,
so maybe you can lift my punishment...
**[13:29] ---**
Those are two different things!
**[13:31] ---**
Gero?
**[13:32] ---**
Well, you can take a break,
**[13:34] ---**
but then heat the tub.
**[13:37] ---**
Gero?
**[13:39] ---**
Th-Those are two different things?
***SIGN*** 3,782nd Regular Invasion Meeting
***SIGN*** Alone...
**[13:46] ---**
No one else is coming.
**[13:48] ---**
Am I that unpopular?
**[13:50] ---**
No!
**[13:51] ---**
Everyone else is too stubborn!
**[13:54] ---**
No, buying all this with the
invasion budget was wrong.
**[13:58] ---**
What's that?
**[13:59] ---**
It looks like the headphones
Kululu always has on.
**[14:05] ---**
He took them off?
**[14:09] ---**
Gero?
**[14:10] ---**
This is...
**[14:14] ---**
...the thing you can use to erase
people's memories, isn't it?
**[14:19] ---**
If I use this...
**[14:22] ---**
The next day.
**[14:25] ---**
Hey, you'd better do a good job!
**[14:27] ---**
I swear, if you ever make it slimy again...
**[14:38] ---**
Huh?
**[14:39] ---**
What was I...?
**[14:42] ---**
Oh, you're helping out! That's admirable.
**[14:45] ---**
It's my punishment.
**[14:47] ---**
Punishment? For what?
**[14:49] ---**
Making everything slimy...
**[14:52] ---**
Are you sweaty?
**[14:53] ---**
You can go ahead and have the first bath.
**[14:59] ---**
Gerori!
**[15:00] ---**
It seems like she's totally forgotten
about the cleaning punishment.
**[15:04] ---**
I can use this!
**[15:09] ---**
Help me, Giroro!
**[15:11] ---**
Sea cucumber-type enemy aliens!
**[15:14] ---**
What?! Enemy attack?!
**[15:22] ---**
What do you want
at this time of night, Keroro?
**[15:24] ---**
Don't we have an invasion meeting?
**[15:27] ---**
First I've heard of it.
**[15:29] ---**
Well, I'm always up for it.
**[15:31] ---**
Gerori...
**[15:34] ---**
Hi, Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[15:42] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama,
don't we have an invasion meeting to go to?
**[15:46] ---**
In the middle of the night?
**[15:48] ---**
Eeek! Mr. Sergeant is going to invade me!
**[15:53] ---**
It's working...
**[15:54] ---**
As long as I have these headphones,
**[15:56] ---**
my plans can fail again and again
**[15:58] ---**
and I can make Lady Natsumi furious at me,
**[16:00] ---**
but I can reset everything by
erasing everyone's memories.
**[16:06] ---**
Oh, no!
**[16:08] ---**
These headphones are actually Kululu's.
**[16:11] ---**
Now, what is he...?
***SIGN*** Give them back!
**[16:13] ---**
Look at what's happened!
**[16:15] ---**
That's happened?!
**[16:18] ---**
Ah, well. I just won't tell him!
***SIGN*** Battle is about numbers!!
**[16:20] ---**
Anyway,
**[16:21] ---**
now I have nothing to fear from failure,
**[16:23] ---**
and can try all kinds of plans!
***SIGN*** Change the height of pillows so Pekoponians don't get a good night's sleep plan!
**[16:29] ---**
First,
**[16:30] ---**
change the height of pillows so Pekoponians
**[16:32] ---**
don't get a good night's sleep plan!
**[16:34] ---**
I'm fine with any kind of pillow!
**[16:37] ---**
What are you doing, stupid frog?!
**[16:40] ---**
Gero! That was a mistake!
**[16:41] ---**
Reset!
**[16:49] ---**
Reset!
***SIGN*** Make everyone have the same kind of toothbrush so they don't know which one to use plan!
**[16:52] ---**
Next!
**[16:53] ---**
Make everyone have the
same kind of toothbrush
**[16:55] ---**
so they don't know which one to use plan!
**[16:58] ---**
Wait! If we do that,
**[17:00] ---**
I might get an i-i-indirect kiss
from Natsumi's toothbrush!
**[17:03] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[17:06] ---**
Gero!
**[17:06] ---**
Another goof! Reset!
**[17:13] ---**
Huh?
**[17:14] ---**
Reset!
***SIGN*** Switch the contents of various seasonings gong plan!!
**[17:17] ---**
Switch the contents of various
seasonings gong plan!
**[17:21] ---**
This time for sure I'll make my plan succeed!
**[17:24] ---**
This time for sure?
**[17:25] ---**
What do you mean?
**[17:27] ---**
What *do* you mean?!
**[17:28] ---**
Gero!
**[17:30] ---**
Reset!
**[17:33] ---**
Forget! Forget!
**[17:37] ---**
Huh?
**[17:39] ---**
Reset!
**[17:42] ---**
Huh?
**[17:43] ---**
What was I about to do?
**[17:46] ---**
Now that you mention it, us, too...
**[17:48] ---**
What were we doing?
**[17:50] ---**
Um...
**[17:51] ---**
Let's see...
**[17:52] ---**
I don't have the faintest idea.
**[17:55] ---**
Yet another good reset!
**[17:59] ---**
Stupid frog!
***SIGN*** Model Cement
**[18:00] ---**
You spilled model cement on the
living room floor, didn't you?!
**[18:07] ---**
Maximum output!
**[18:12] ---**
Reset!
**[18:16] ---**
Ow!
**[18:19] ---**
What is this room?
**[18:21] ---**
What?
**[18:22] ---**
It's my room!
**[18:26] ---**
I never said you could use it
as your personal storage room!
**[18:29] ---**
Why would you say that after all this time?
**[18:30] ---**
How many times have you been in here?
**[18:32] ---**
I don't recognize this room!
**[18:36] ---**
Why did I come in here again?
**[18:38] ---**
Well, whatever. Put it back the way it was!
**[18:41] ---**
Gero...
**[18:43] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[18:45] ---**
She's even forgotten this room.
**[18:50] ---**
Did I do it too much?
**[18:54] ---**
Wh-What are you doing?!
**[18:56] ---**
What?
**[18:57] ---**
I'm on cleaning duty...
**[18:59] ---**
Gero!
**[19:00] ---**
You don't have the run of this house!
**[19:02] ---**
You hear me?! Now just stay there!
**[19:11] ---**
Are you okay, Mr. Sergeant?
**[19:14] ---**
Wench!
**[19:15] ---**
What did you do to my Mr. Sergeant?!
**[19:18] ---**
Keroro. Counterattack.
**[19:21] ---**
Now is the time to teach them all
just how formidable we are!
**[19:24] ---**
No, that's...
**[19:27] ---**
I've got a plan!
**[19:29] ---**
We'll conquer this planet within an hour!
**[19:31] ---**
After all this standing by,
I cannot wait to put my skills to use!
**[19:37] ---**
This is...
**[19:39] ---**
...like we've just arrived on Pekopon.
**[19:42] ---**
Maybe...
**[19:43] ---**
...I...
**[19:44] ---**
...made a...
**[19:45] ---**
...terrible mistake.
**[19:49] ---**
Sarge...
**[19:50] ---**
Gero!
**[19:53] ---**
Wh-What is it, Master Fuyuki?
**[19:57] ---**
Nothing special.
**[19:59] ---**
I just thought it's been a while since
we looked at the stars together.
**[20:03] ---**
Gero...
**[20:11] ---**
No matter how much time it takes,
**[20:14] ---**
I want to get things
back to normal with everyone.
**[20:20] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[20:21] ---**
I misused your precious equipment,
Sergeant Major!
**[20:26] ---**
And I know how this is going to sound...
**[20:28] ---**
...but I want your help!
**[20:30] ---**
Because of me, their memories
of our time together is gone!
**[20:35] ---**
Making people forget your failures
**[20:38] ---**
is nothing to take lightly.
**[20:41] ---**
If you don't learn from your mistakes,
**[20:44] ---**
it's hard on the soldiers who follow you.
**[20:49] ---**
You do have ears!
**[20:50] ---**
Then what's this?
**[20:53] ---**
Kululu...
**[20:54] ---**
Did you plant this device there
so I would learn that?
**[21:06] ---**
I...
**[21:07] ---**
I...
***SIGN*** Timer Timer Timer Timer
**[21:09] ---**
Oh, that toy's memory deletion timer
is about to go off!
**[21:13] ---**
Timer?
**[21:18] ---**
I don't think you have time to cry.
**[21:20] ---**
Everyone's getting their memories back!
**[21:28] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[21:28] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[21:31] ---**
Gero!
**[21:34] ---**
Gero!
**[21:35] ---**
I thought this was supposed
to have a happy ending!
**[21:39] ---**
No!
**[21:40] ---**
It appears everyone has
their memories restored.
**[21:40] ---**
Somebody help me!
**[21:43] ---**
Good thing they remembered, right, Sergeant?
**[21:44] ---**
Gero!
**[21:47] ---**
Remember me, too!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
***SIGN*** Coming Soon
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
***SIGN*** Brave Invasion
**[23:24] ---**
Lady Mom hates animals.
**[23:26] ---**
No fondness for dogs, cats, or even birds.
**[23:28] ---**
Of course snakes and lizards are also out,
**[23:30] ---**
but I have a feeling she's okay with frogs.
**[23:33] ---**
That aside,
**[23:34] ---**
I'm an alien, too!
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[23:37] ---**
"Mois: Chronicle of Uncle's Struggles, Sir!"
**[23:40] ---**
"Aki vs. Cat: Mixed-Species
Martial Arts War, Sir!"
**[23:43] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:45] ---**
Ge-Gero!