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E38 - Giroro: The Mobile Soldier in Love, Sir! / Giroro vs. Natsumi: The Encounter, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    The star of this episode is Natsumi-chan.
[01:34] ---
    What kind of story will she show...
[01:36] ---
    W-What the...? Seriously?!
SIGN    Surprise Hidden Camera
[01:39] ---
    Ta-da! Surprised?
[01:41] ---
    More like kinda disappointed, actually.
[01:44] ---
    Keep up the good work.
[01:48] ---
    Giroro: The Mobile Soldier in Love, Sir!
[01:54] ---
    I want to thank all of you for
[01:56] ---
    your cooperation in making this program.
[01:59] ---
    I really appreciate it.
SIGN    Teleproducian
[02:02] ---
    He's a friendly alien from Teleproducia.
[02:05] ---
    He's a very powerful and influential figure
[02:07] ---
    who makes decisions on
    intergalactic TV programs.
[02:10] ---
    I sure hope you're familiar with my programs.
[02:13] ---
    Who wouldn't be?
[02:15] ---
    I know Surprise Hidden Camera
     is very popular.
[02:17] ---
    Or, like, highly rated?
[02:19] ---
    I love the targets' reactions
[02:21] ---
    when they learn it was just a prank.
     Their faces are priceless.
[02:24] ---
    I am a big fan, too!
[02:26] ---
    I assure you that you have
[02:27] ---
    the full cooperation of the Keroro Platoon, sir.
[02:30] ---
    How have you guys been?
[02:32] ---
    Were you able to build what I asked for?
[02:34] ---
    Of course, Sumomo-chan.
[02:36] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[02:37] ---
    Okay...
[02:45] ---
    Here's the Pekoponian suit
    in the form of Lady Natsumi.
[02:48] ---
    It may look like Natsumi,
[02:50] ---
    but it functions exactly like an army suit.
[02:54] ---
    That's perfect.
[02:56] ---
    I'm looking forward to filming the show.
SIGN    Surprise Hidden Camera
[02:58] ---
    Sumomo-chan as a Pekoponian girl...
[03:00] ---
    It'll be a big hit.
[03:04] ---
    And our clueless target
[03:06] ---
    must be roasting a sweet potato or something.
[03:10] ---
    It's really cold in the morning.
[03:11] ---
    And they say it'll even get colder
[03:13] ---
    here on Pekopon as the days pass.
[03:16] ---
    Camera 3, okay.
[03:17] ---
    Camera 2, okay.
[03:19] ---
    Camera 1, okay.
[03:21] ---
    Roger.
[03:24] ---
    Sumomo-chan, are you ready?
[03:28] ---
    This is Sumomo.
[03:29] ---
    The suit working perfectly.
    Standby, okay.
[03:33] ---
    Dimension generator, systems all green.
[03:36] ---
    Or, like, super ready?
[03:40] ---
    Hyperspace tunnel, generated.
[03:42] ---
    Coordinates locked straight on Giroro-san's tent.
[03:47] ---
    Sumomo-chan!
     Go ahead whenever you're ready!
[03:50] ---
    Okay.
[03:51] ---
    Sumomo is on her way!
[04:04] ---
    What was that?
[04:15] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[04:17] ---
    What are you doing in here?
[04:23] ---
    Oh, hi, Giroro.
[04:25] ---
    Oh no... I must've overslept.
[04:28] ---
    I'll go and make you breakfast now, okay?
[04:31] ---
    Impossible. This can't be happening.
    Cool your head, Giroro.
[04:36] ---
    A soldier must always remain calm,
     no matter what!
[04:39] ---
    No matter...
[04:41] ---
    How did I get here?
[04:42] ---
    You must've been daydreaming.
[04:44] ---
    This won't take long, okay?
[04:47] ---
    A hybrid of bonito flakes and anchovies
    is really the only way to make dashi stock.
[04:50] ---
    Don't be fooled, Giroro.
SIGN    Surprise Hidden...
[04:55] ---
    I-Is it time for me to go in?
[04:57] ---
    No. It's still too early, Tamama-kun.
[04:59] ---
    I want to make Giroro fall for it completely.
[05:03] ---
    I cannot wait much longer!
[05:05] ---
    Hope you didn't mind waiting.
[05:07] ---
    Eat all you want.
[05:09] ---
    I'm not falling for this...
    I refuse to take one bite...
[05:12] ---
    A soldier must always be vigilant,
     no matter what the threat.
[05:17] ---
    I'm not falling for an obvious trap...
[05:20] ---
    Yes, he fell for it.
[05:25] ---
    I'm stuffed...
[05:27] ---
    I'm so glad you ate everything I cooked.
[05:30] ---
    What's that, Giroro?
[05:32] ---
    There's a grain of rice on your cheek.
[05:35] ---
    There. I took care of it.
SIGN    Ohhh...
[05:39] ---
    Whoa!
[05:42] ---
    I gotta... I gotta...
[05:47] ---
    Private Tamama, now!
[05:49] ---
    Roger!
[05:50] ---
    I gotta...
[05:51] ---
    Or, like, goodbye restraint?
SIGN    Surprise Hidden...
[05:54] ---
    Stop right there!
[05:56] ---
    I gotta...
[05:58] ---
    ...exercise to digest my food.
[06:01] ---
    Hello there!
     It's the Surprise Hidden Camera...
[06:05] ---
    He's a tough nut to crack.
[06:09] ---
    Giroro!
[06:11] ---
    Giroro...
[06:12] ---
    The knot behind me has come undone.
[06:14] ---
    Could you tie it for me?
[06:19] ---
    I...
[06:20] ---
    I...
[06:22] ---
    I think I need a little more exercise
    to settle things a bit...
[06:28] ---
    Giroro!
[06:32] ---
    That's a real healthy sweat.
[06:33] ---
    Since you're already done eating,
    would you like a hot bath?
SIGN    Ohhh...
[06:37] ---
    We got him!
[06:39] ---
    Would... you... like...
[06:43] ---
    ...a hot... bath?
[06:47] ---
    I gotta... I gotta...
[06:51] ---
    ...clean my weapons
     to keep them in condition.
[06:53] ---
    Oh no! My sniper rifle
    needs some grease.
[06:56] ---
    How about the maintenance schedule
    of my guided missiles?
[06:58] ---
    They seem to be still okay.
    What else...
[07:01] ---
    Oh, I've got to get my custom-made
    barrel's bedding done, too.
[07:03] ---
    And I need to make some
    repairs on this one and that one...
[07:06] ---
    Hey, you!
[07:08] ---
    I've been trying my best all this time,
[07:10] ---
    and look how you're treating me!
[07:11] ---
    No, Natsumi. That's not a toy.
[07:13] ---
    Now is the perfect time...
[07:15] ---
    ...to change the program to a
    surprise high-tech weapon battle!
[07:20] ---
    Take that! And that!
[07:21] ---
    The kitchen!
[07:22] ---
    Oh no.
[07:23] ---
    Lady Natsumi will kill me for sure, sir!
[07:27] ---
    Stop right there!
[07:33] ---
    Stop it, Natsumi!
[07:36] ---
    You give me no choice!
[07:42] ---
    You're ruining my show!
[07:49] ---
    Wait!
[07:50] ---
    W-What the...?!
[07:56] ---
    O-Oh no.
[07:56] ---
    W-What the heck's going on?
[07:58] ---
    Who was that dressed up like that?
[08:00] ---
    Other people might think
    that's actually me out there!
[08:03] ---
    You have to talk to Sumomo-chan,
     inside the suit.
[08:06] ---
    Take me to the ground right now, Tamama.
[08:08] ---
    Okay!
[08:10] ---
    I'll have to do this by myself.
[08:14] ---
    Hey, Kululu. What the heck is this?
[08:17] ---
    For your protection.
[08:26] ---
    Do you think you can get away?
[08:29] ---
    C'mon, let's make things more interesting.
[08:32] ---
    Stop right there!
[08:34] ---
    What?
[08:35] ---
    This has gone too far!
[08:37] ---
    Natsumi!
[08:38] ---
    Back off!
[08:39] ---
    Enough, Sumomo-chan!
    Stop all this embarrassment!
[08:41] ---
    This isn't embarrassing at all.
[08:43] ---
    It's embarrassing to me!
[08:44] ---
    It's just a job to me!
[08:49] ---
    Natsumi!
[08:50] ---
    We're not done yet.
[08:51] ---
    C'mon! Stop that!
[08:55] ---
    Your protective choker
    will activate anytime now.
[08:57] ---
    Huh?
[09:22] ---
    So it's you, Sumomo-chan.
[09:23] ---
    Oh, well. If you've found out, that's that.
[09:25] ---
    We might as well make things flashy!
[09:44] ---
    I've got you now!
[09:46] ---
    Let go of me!
[09:55] ---
    Is Sumomo-chan really in here?
[10:03] ---
    You look the other way.
[10:04] ---
    This sure feels strange...
[10:10] ---
    Sumomo-chan...
[10:11] ---
    Sumomo-chan!
[10:13] ---
    You can't be dead!
[10:15] ---
    A tragedy like this was
    never in the script!
[10:21] ---
    H-Hi, everyone.
[10:23] ---
    She's alive again.
[10:25] ---
    What's the meaning of this,
    Sumomo-chan?
SIGN    Surprise Hidden Camera
[10:27] ---
    S-Surprise Hidden Camera!
[10:29] ---
    Don't play coy!
[10:34] ---
    Well, I gotta go now.
    Hope you'll like the show.
[10:38] ---
    Huh? What show?
[10:39] ---
    Keep up the good work.
[10:43] ---
    Natsumi-san,
    that was a great performance!
[10:46] ---
    The title will be:
[10:47] ---
    "The Pekopon Female Soldier
    Natsumi versus Natsumi."
[10:51] ---
    Huh? What are you talking about?
    I've heard nothing about this!
[10:54] ---
    Sumomo-chan! See you again!
[11:01] ---
    Why... you... stupid... frog...
[11:05] ---
    Gero?
[11:05] ---
    You dumbo!
[11:06] ---
    I won't let you get away with this!
[11:08] ---
    I'll never forgive!
[11:11] ---
    Make sure your pranks don't go overboard, okay?
[11:23] ---
    And so, Sumomo-chan created
    a commotion and left.
[11:26] ---
    On the other hand, Natsumi-chan still has...
[11:29] ---
    So you can't take that off.
[11:30] ---
    No one knows the password to unlock it.
[11:34] ---
    Don't worry. That transformation choker
    looks good on you, ma'am.
[11:38] ---
    I don't wanna wear this to school!
[11:41] ---
    The password is classified
    top-secret by HQ,
[11:45] ---
    and they need some time
    to process all the documents.
[11:48] ---
    What are you up to this time?
[11:50] ---
    Why would you think
    I'm up to something?
[11:53] ---
    Because it's written all over your face!
[11:58] ---
    When Natsumi gets upset,
    she transforms into Powered Natsumi.
[12:04] ---
    Noooo!
[12:09] ---
    Giroro vs. Natsumi: The Encounter, Sir!
[12:15] ---
    Why, you...
[12:16] ---
    Take it easy, Sis.
[12:20] ---
    Powered Natsumi needs to calm down
    in order to return to normal.
[12:25] ---
    Settle down, settle down...
[12:28] ---
    However...
SIGN    Combat
[12:30] ---
    Combat!
[12:32] ---
    Also, attack!
SIGN    Attack
[12:35] ---
    The suit responds to voice commands.
[12:40] ---
    So be careful, ma'am.
[12:42] ---
    You're gonna be late.
[12:43] ---
    You'd better find out what the
    password is before I get back.
[12:48] ---
    Actually, I already know the password.
[12:52] ---
    But do you think it's safe to let
    Natchi be powered up like that?
[12:56] ---
    You don't get it, Private Tamama.
SIGN    Confidence
[12:59] ---
    Wow, I can see the confidence in you.
[13:01] ---
    It's faint, though.
[13:02] ---
    Listen. The suit was
    developed by the Keron army.
[13:06] ---
    That means whoever wears the suit
[13:08] ---
    automatically belongs to the
    Keron army.
[13:10] ---
    In other words, Lady Natsumi is She,
    the ultimate weapon that we possess.
SIGN    She, the Ultimate Weapon
[13:16] ---
    With Lady Natsumi on our side,
[13:18] ---
    I am certain our conquest
    of Pekopon will be clear sailing.
[13:22] ---
    That's so clever, Mr. Sergeant!
[13:24] ---
    Or, like, passing the buck?
[13:26] ---
    But I don't know if Corporal Giroro
    will go along with this plan...
SIGN    How dare you guys do this to Natsumi?
[13:30] ---
    No problem.
[13:31] ---
    There's no way he can resist
[13:33] ---
    when he sees Lady Natsumi on our side.
[13:35] ---
    It's a perfect plan, sir.
SIGN    Theme The Japanese Market and the World Economy
[13:40] ---
    The relationship between a union
    and management can be testy.
[13:43] ---
    Stay calm, stay calm...
[13:45] ---
    Sometimes, negotiations
    lead to unavoidable deadlocks.
[13:48] ---
    What do labor unions
    sometimes do when this happens?
[13:50] ---
    Hinata-san.
[13:52] ---
    Um... they go on strike.
SIGN    Strike
[13:54] ---
    Strike...?
[13:56] ---
    Strike?!
SIGN    Battle
[13:58] ---
    I... uh...
[14:00] ---
    I need to go to the ladies' room right now!
[14:05] ---
    That was close...
[14:09] ---
    P.E. class...
[14:11] ---
    Natsumi...
[14:12] ---
    You're acting kinda strange today.
[14:15] ---
    Huh? Nothing's wrong with me.
[14:17] ---
    Nothing at all...
[14:18] ---
    Hinata-san, you're the lead-off hitter.
SIGN    Hit
[14:21] ---
    Lead-off hitter...
SIGN    Battle
[14:23] ---
    Red team is the offense.
SIGN    Offense
[14:26] ---
    Hold on to these, will you?
    Sorry, but I'm not feeling well!
[14:30] ---
    She's not feeling well...?
[14:32] ---
    Maybe I have no choice...
[14:35] ---
    ...but to go home today.
[14:42] ---
    I'll be in big trouble
    if someone sees me like this.
[14:45] ---
    I need to go home.
SIGN    What??
[14:46] ---
    What?!
[14:47] ---
    This is all that stupid frog's fault!
[14:55] ---
    We'll soon be above the school.
[14:56] ---
    She's probably changed into
    Powered Lady Natsumi by now.
[15:01] ---
    High energy source inbound.
    It's Natsumi-san.
[15:04] ---
    Right on cue!
[15:06] ---
    Then let's get going!
[15:07] ---
    This time he'll pay
    for what he did to me!
[15:10] ---
    You're gonna help us
    conquer Pekopon, ma'am!
[15:17] ---
    Conquer... Pekopon...
[15:23] ---
    Hey. Where is that transport craft headed?
[15:26] ---
    Giroro-senpai, I was just about
    to call you. Look at that.
[15:30] ---
    Natsumi!
[15:33] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[15:35] ---
    Welcome to the Keroro Platoon.
[15:43] ---
    I... I have a bad feeling about this...
[15:47] ---
    Just a min...
[15:52] ---
    Why?!
[15:55] ---
    Instant defeat.
[15:58] ---
    The Berserker system must have activated.
[16:01] ---
    What did you say?
[16:02] ---
    All my inventions are weapons
    designed to complete an invasion.
[16:07] ---
    Don't look at me like that.
[16:08] ---
    What if I told you I'm gonna
    let you use this armor?
[16:13] ---
    She's indestructible.
[16:15] ---
    Are you all right?
[16:17] ---
    She's supposed to be on our side.
[16:19] ---
    Sorry. I botched this one.
[16:22] ---
    It seems she now regards
    all Keronians as hostile.
[16:26] ---
    Right now, even a missile
    can't leave a scratch on her.
[16:32] ---
    The only way out is to release her
     using the password, but...
[16:44] ---
    ...it's impossible to go near her.
[16:46] ---
    What if we just let her know the password?
[16:49] ---
    How? She's not herself any more.
[16:53] ---
    I think they need my help.
[16:56] ---
    It was soooooo scary!
[17:06] ---
    This is Giroro.
[17:07] ---
    I'm moving out in a heavy
    armored suit. I'll try to stop her.
[17:11] ---
    I want you guys to lead her back here.
[17:13] ---
    Got it, but hurry, because...
[17:15] ---
    I'll send you the password while I can.
[17:22] ---
    You want me to input this?!
[17:25] ---
    Plus, you have to input it by voice.
[17:28] ---
    How did it come to this?
[17:35] ---
    I've got to lure Lady Natsumi somehow.
[17:38] ---
    Wow, 623's selling some
    instant dumplings over there!
[17:44] ---
    You've gotta check it out!
[17:47] ---
    I failed!
[17:48] ---
    I will have to become a demon
    in order to save Natchi.
[17:51] ---
    Please forgive me, Natchi!
[17:54] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[17:57] ---
    No way!
[18:00] ---
    Please! Spare me!
[18:04] ---
    Come this way, Lady Natsumi.
[18:10] ---
    Natsumi, we're going home,
    and you're coming with me!
[18:25] ---
    What's wrong, Natsumi?
    Is that all you've got?
[18:47] ---
    You have to whisper the password
    into her ear, or it won't work.
[18:50] ---
    I'm aware of that.
[18:53] ---
    Of course.
[18:59] ---
    Natsumi!
[19:17] ---
    That was fantastic, Natsumi.
[19:20] ---
    So here's your reward!
[19:28] ---
    This is it. The password.
[19:31] ---
    Natsumi, my love. Kiss me
    tender and... hold me tights, forever.
[19:41] ---
    It didn't work.
[19:43] ---
    Try again.
[19:43] ---
    What?!
[19:46] ---
    N-Natsumi, my love. Kiss me tender. And...
[19:50] ---
    Hold me tight.
[19:52] ---
    Forever. Forever. Forever.
[20:07] ---
    Natsumi! Hey!
[20:19] ---
    W-What the... Giroro?
[20:22] ---
    It came undone.
[20:24] ---
    Hey, your appetite saved you.
[20:26] ---
    My appetite?
[20:29] ---
    W-Why am I holding
    this baked sweet potato?
[20:31] ---
    Who knows...?
[20:33] ---
    I don't know exactly what
    happened just now, but...
[20:37] ---
    But I distinctly remember
    the smell of a sweet potato.
[20:40] ---
    Giroro... did you save me?
[20:44] ---
    As a soldier, I only carried out my duty.
[20:50] ---
    But still, thank you.
[20:53] ---
    Well, isn't this a happy ending?
[20:55] ---
    Hey, you stupid frog.
[20:56] ---
    Natchi.
[20:58] ---
    Tamama.
[20:59] ---
    Senpai, thanks for delivering
    the password so emotionally.
[21:02] ---
    Giro!
[21:03] ---
    That was such a touching password, wasn't it?
[21:05] ---
    Nobody says stuff like that these days.
[21:07] ---
    A real knight in shining armor.
[21:10] ---
    So what was the password, anyway?
[21:12] ---
    Giro!
[21:12] ---
    How about an encore?
[21:15] ---
    Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
[21:17] ---
    Oh, c'mon. Just tell me.
[21:18] ---
    I can't...
[21:19] ---
    How about I say it for you?
[21:21] ---
    What?
[21:21] ---
    This is gonna be great!
[21:23] ---
    How about I blow up
    that big mouth of yours?!
[21:27] ---
    Corporal Giroro finally reveals
    his true feelings.
[21:30] ---
    Let's rewind that part and watch it again.
[21:33] ---
    Don't you dare!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    Hi, this is Mois.
[23:08] ---
    As the end of the year draws near,
[23:10] ---
    we remember all sorts of things
    that have happened this year.
[23:12] ---
    Also, I intend to do my best
    to destroy Pekopon next year.
[23:15] ---
    Or, like, never falter?
[23:17] ---
    Year-end bargains? Tax adjustments?
    New Year's party?
[23:20] ---
    Never mind such things!
     In the next episode
[23:21] ---
    we'll launch a campaign
    to receive gifts from Santa-san.
[23:24] ---
    "Keroro: Operation Christmas, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: Taking Charge of
    Year-end Housecleaning, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!