E60 - Keroro: Froggy Races, Sir! / Mois: Sleeping Beauty,Or, Like, Slumber Desired, Sir?

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[00:00] ---
    Start your engines!
[00:02] ---
    You're nothing but a slipper!
[00:03] ---
    No matter how good your machine is,
[00:05] ---
    you can't win if you're a rotten driver!
[00:07] ---
    Don't make a girl say things like that!
[00:10] ---
    If you're gonna keep dragging your feet,
     then I'm gonna destroy Pekopon!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Here we go!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    "Sore ike~!!!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Even in your field of expertise,
    once in a while,
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    You're bound to mess up.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    You've just gotta say,
    "Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    And make like you did it on purpose.
    That's the key.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:57] [SONG] ---
    The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[00:57] [SONG] ---
    Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    It's more fun when you're brainless.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    They keep saying
    Japanese people are depressing.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Isn't it time we did something about that?
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:18] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:18] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    And all of that is a relativistic
    anthropological argument, you see.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
    jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:29] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:29] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    Good job!
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    "Gokurousan!!!"
[01:46] ---
    A quiet day off.
[01:47] ---
    That day, Natsumi was a bit bored.
[01:51] ---
    I wish there were something
    interesting to do.
[02:00] ---
    Stupid frog?!
[02:01] ---
    Tamama-kun,
[02:02] ---
    you think you can win against my
    Sucker Zeta with a machine like that?
[02:06] ---
    Don't underestimate
    my Sweet Tamama Mk-II!
[02:11] ---
    What do you guys think
    you're doing in my room?!
[02:14] ---
    Eek! Lady Natsumi has spotted us, sir!
[02:18] ---
    Eek! Time to retreat for now!
[02:20] ---
    Oh, hey!
[02:22] ---
    Hold it right there!
[02:24] ---
    Kululu?
[02:29] ---
    Click!
[02:32] ---
    Wh-What?!
[02:36] ---
    Wha...
[02:37] ---
    What is this?!
[02:42] ---
    Gero gero!
[02:44] ---
    Welcome to the Keroro Circuit!
[02:49] ---
    Keroro: Froggy Races, Sir!
[02:55] ---
    How dare you build something like this
    in our house without permission?!
[02:57] ---
    Lady Natsumi, I challenge
    you to a race, sir.
[03:00] ---
    A race?
[03:06] ---
    Th-The slipper!
[03:08] ---
    It is your personal machine, sir.
[03:12] ---
    The Crash Mangle Race Gun
    that the commander's holding
[03:16] ---
    can turn anything
    into a miniature vehicle.
[03:19] ---
    Compete with me in this machine, sir!
[03:22] ---
    If you run away now,
    you are a gutless chicken, Natchi.
[03:26] ---
    If you don't have the will to compete,
    leave the circuit at once!
[03:29] ---
    I don't have to take this from you!
[03:33] ---
    Sis!
[03:34] ---
    It kind of looks like fun!
[03:36] ---
    Fuyuki, not you, too!
[03:39] ---
    That day, Natsumi was a bit bored.
[03:43] ---
    Right? You were bored, weren't you?
[03:46] ---
    Oh, all right!
[03:47] ---
    I'll take you up on your challenge,
    you stupid frog!
[03:52] ---
    Now, that's the Lady Natsumi
    I know, sir.
[03:54] ---
    However...
[03:55] ---
    Just racing wouldn't be
    any fun, sir.
SIGN    1st 1 Week's Worth of Cake
    2nd Gundam Model (Super Rare)
SIGN    Dead Last 1 Week of Cleaning, Laundry, and Dishes!!
[04:00] ---
    Dead last: one week of
    cleaning, laundry, and dishes!
[04:03] ---
    Oh, really? Sounds like fun.
[04:07] ---
    Start your engines!
[04:09] ---
    Thus began the cutthroat competition
[04:11] ---
    with one week of cleaning,
    laundry, and dishes on the line!
[04:19] ---
    Go!
[04:24] ---
    I, Angol Mois, will be reporting
    on the race from the Lucifer 99.
[04:30] ---
    Or, like, live self-broadcast?
[04:32] ---
    Taking the lead right out of the gate
     is Uncle's eco-cleaning machine,
[04:35] ---
    Sucker Zeta!
[04:37] ---
    Behind him is the Sweet Tamama Mk-II.
[04:39] ---
    And then Natsumi's Slipper GR-FX.
[04:43] ---
    Corporal Giroro's Beam the Rifle EX Custom
    got quite a slow start.
[04:49] ---
    Uncle, tell us how keen you are to win this.
[04:52] ---
    I absolutely can't lose this!
[04:54] ---
    After all, once I win this,
[04:55] ---
    I'll get to abuse Lady Natsumi
    like an old rag, sir!
[04:59] ---
    I can see you're confident.
[05:01] ---
    Or, like, certain success?
[05:03] ---
    It is so like the underhanded
    Mr. Sergeant to try to get payback
[05:06] ---
    for his day-to-day resentment by
    relying on his machine. It is wonderful!
[05:09] ---
    Naturally, I'll be backing up
    Mr. Sergeant all the way!
[05:17] ---
    Hey, wasn't this supposed
    to be an invasion tactic,
[05:20] ---
    where we converted the things
    around us into combat machines?!
[05:23] ---
    I prepared a heavily armored machine
    to match your preferences, Corporal.
[05:27] ---
    No matter how good your machine is,
[05:29] ---
    you can't win if you're a rotten driver!
[05:32] ---
    See ya!
[05:33] ---
    She's fast!
[05:34] ---
    How dare she?! She's only a slipper!
[05:41] ---
    She made that hairpin curve
    without braking! That's Sis for you!
[05:46] ---
    What's that?
[05:47] ---
    Lucky!
[05:50] ---
    What?!
[05:54] ---
    What was that?!
[05:56] ---
    What was that just now?
[05:57] ---
    A jump panel.
[05:59] ---
    This course has all
    kinds of items build into it
[06:01] ---
    to make the race more exciting.
[06:06] ---
    That hairpin curve up ahead...
[06:07] ---
    Even if I decelerate, my heavy
    machine won't be able to make it.
[06:10] ---
    I have to manage to hit
    the jump panel, too...
[06:14] ---
    A speed-up panel!
[06:17] ---
    Wrong panel!
[06:19] ---
    Ouch...
[06:22] ---
    There's no dropping out of this race.
[06:24] ---
    You'll be automatically restored
    and returned to the race right away.
[06:30] ---
    A trap panel!
[06:36] ---
    Some of them are traps.
[06:42] ---
    Darn you! No more playing around, sir!
[06:46] ---
    What now?!
[06:47] ---
    I will suck up the debris and
    clean the course, sir.
[06:50] ---
    While I'm at it, I'll eliminate
    debris-like machines, too!
[06:53] ---
    Isn't that foul play?
[06:54] ---
    Nope.
[06:55] ---
    You're allowed to make the most
    of your machine's capabilities.
[06:59] ---
    I will deliver the finishing blow.
[07:01] ---
    Happy Birthday Special!
[07:11] ---
    They're getting so carried away!
[07:13] ---
    This machine must have
    some gadgets on it, too, right?
[07:15] ---
    Um... this?
[07:18] ---
    For sticky summers, find comfort in
    mesh material that breathes well.
SIGN    Speed +50% Defense -50%
[07:22] ---
    No! What about this one?!
SIGN    Speed -50% Defense +50%
[07:24] ---
    For freezing winters,
    warm wool is the best.
[07:27] ---
    Not that! Then, this one?!
SIGN    Speed +-0% Defense +-0%
[07:29] ---
    Antimicrobial treatment
    to keep the germs at bay.
[07:31] ---
    The scent of flowers is très bien, too.
[07:33] ---
    What's with this thing?!
[07:35] ---
    That smells good.
[07:41] ---
    No way!
[07:43] ---
    Ouch...
[07:46] ---
    Why, you! You're nothing but a slipper!
[07:52] ---
    Using that thing is unsportsmanlike!
[07:55] ---
    I am merely making the most of
    my machine's capabilities, sir.
[07:59] ---
    That's right! This is no
    slipper, girl! No slipper!
SIGN    He just
    wanted to
    say that
[08:06] ---
    You cretin!
[08:10] ---
    Projectile weapons are no fair, sir!
[08:12] ---
    Uh, you're in no position
    to say that to other people.
[08:15] ---
    Giroro!
[08:16] ---
    Hmph!
[08:16] ---
    Oh, stop! Don't pull!
[08:19] ---
    Shut up! I'll make it so you
    can't pull any more dirty tricks!
[08:23] ---
    What have you done?!
[08:24] ---
    If you pull it out past the red mark,
    it's hard to get it to go back in!
[08:28] ---
    Leave this to me!
[08:34] ---
    Slip and slide on my sticky butter cream!
[08:38] ---
    This!
[08:39] ---
    Is!
[08:40] ---
    Bad!
[08:46] ---
    Sis!
[08:47] ---
    That was a messy crash.
[08:55] ---
    G-Giroro?!
[08:57] ---
    Don't worry about me.
    Go! Quickly!
[09:00] ---
    Giroro...
[09:01] ---
    I owe you one!
[09:05] ---
    Uncle, are you all right?
[09:07] ---
    Or, like, dismal outcome?
[09:09] ---
    I am sorry, Mr. Sergeant.
[09:12] ---
    What are you doing,
    making such a mess?!
[09:14] ---
    Think about the person
    who has to clean this up!
[09:17] ---
    That's right! If I win, it'll be
    Lady Natsumi doing the cleaning!
[09:22] ---
    I absolutely cannot afford
    to lose this race, sir!
SIGN    I must win, without fail!
[09:27] ---
    The sarge is closing in on you, Sis!
[09:30] ---
    I'm almost at the goal!
[09:32] ---
    He can try to pass me now, but...
[09:36] ---
    I have an ace up my sleeve, sir.
[09:41] ---
    Warp!
[09:46] ---
    He...
[09:47] ---
    He disappeared!
[09:48] ---
    This is one of his machine's
    capabilities, too.
[09:53] ---
    The trump card is something you
    save until the very end, sir!
[09:59] ---
    Poyo?
[10:04] ---
    No way! Stupid frog?!
[10:07] ---
    Lady Natsumi, it is clear who
    will win this race, sir.
[10:10] ---
    I am not gonna lose!
[10:15] ---
    You, there in the blue car! Stop, poyo!
[10:20] ---
    Oof. Oof. Poyoyoyoyo...
[10:24] ---
    Oof. Oof. Poyonpoyo...
[10:24] ---
    I feel like I've seen this before...
[10:27] ---
    Oof. Oof.
[10:28] ---
    Allow me to explain.
[10:30] ---
    Her name is Poyon.
    She's a space police officer.
[10:33] ---
    Man, it's been a whole year
    since her last appearance.
[10:40] ---
    Assigned to the Andromeda Precinct,
[10:43] ---
    I am space police officer Poyon, poyo!
[10:46] ---
    You there!
[10:48] ---
    You are being placed under investigation
SIGN    Unauthorized Warping
SIGN    Speeding in Warp Space
[10:49] ---
    on charges of unauthorized warping
    and speeding in warp space, poyo!
[10:53] ---
    Poyo!
SIGN    Demerit Points
[10:54] ---
    N-No way!
SIGN    License Suspension
SIGN    Fines
[10:56] ---
    Your name, poyo?
[10:58] ---
    S-Sergeant Keroro...
[10:59] ---
    Um, would it be all right if I left?
[11:02] ---
    Of course, poyo.
SIGN    Cake
SIGN    Gundam Model
SIGN    Gum
[11:05] ---
    The winner is Hinata Natsumi-chan!
SIGN    Nothing In Particular
SIGN    Last Place
[11:09] ---
    Wait. Why did Poyon appear
    the same size as everyone else?
[11:13] ---
    Uh, w-why, of course, that's...
[11:16] ---
    Because I'm a space police officer, poyo!
[11:18] ---
    There you have it!
[11:20] ---
    In the end, what Sergeant Keroro
    got out of this race
[11:23] ---
    was a steep fine,
[11:25] ---
    and one week's worth of
    cleaning, laundry, and dishes.
[11:28] ---
    When you get down to it,
    cheating doesn't get you anywhere.
[11:50] ---
    The princess, awoken from
    eternal sleep by a prince's kiss...
[11:55] ---
    ...is something that happened
    in the world of fairy tales.
[12:00] ---
    Now, from here on out is reality.
[12:02] ---
    A tale of the most ordinary of aliens.
[12:08] ---
    S-field check, okay.
[12:10] ---
    N-field check, okay.
[12:13] ---
    Situation normal in all divisions
    within the secret underground base.
[12:16] ---
    Or, like, quiet calmness?
[12:20] ---
    Mois here is the one
    who works behind the scenes
[12:22] ---
    to support the exploits
    of the Keroro Platoon.
[12:25] ---
    Your daily hard work is
    much depreciated.
[12:28] ---
    Uncle seems rather busy lately.
[12:33] ---
    It's no fun.
[12:53] ---
    Oh, dear, Mois has fallen into a doze.
[12:57] ---
    Let's leave her in peace.
[13:06] ---
    Mois: Sleeping Beauty,
    Or, Like, Slumber Desired, Sir?
SIGN    3 Days Later
[13:12] ---
    It has been three days since then.
[13:18] ---
    Oh?
[13:19] ---
    Wait! Mois-chan! You're still asleep?!
[13:32] ---
    Oh, I swear!
[13:33] ---
    If I'd won that race, I'd be king
    right about now! King!
[13:37] ---
    I feel so sorry for you, Mr. Sergeant.
[13:40] ---
    There are still all these dishes to do!
[13:42] ---
    And I have to clean and do the laundry, too!
[13:44] ---
    Uncle!
[13:46] ---
    Gero!
[13:47] ---
    Ah, Lady Mois.
[13:48] ---
    I will do it.
[13:51] ---
    Or, like, housework helper?
[13:52] ---
    Lady Mois, I owe you one, ma'am!
[13:55] ---
    Trying to earn brownie points, are you?!
SIGN    Fume
[13:58] ---
    Goodness! Lady Mois truly is the
    mother of our platoon, sir.
[14:06] ---
    Jea...
[14:07] ---
    Jea... Jea...
[14:10] ---
    Jea...
[14:12] ---
    Huh?
[14:20] ---
    What are you doing?!
[14:23] ---
    What are you going to do when
    Lady Natsumi comes back after this?!
[14:27] ---
    A hundred lashes to my hiney
    wouldn't cut it, you know!
[14:29] ---
    We're back.
[14:30] ---
    Gero!
[14:33] ---
    Gero gero!
[14:34] ---
    Th-The plate!
[14:36] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[14:38] ---
    What're you doing?
[14:41] ---
    Y-You've got the wrong idea, sir!
[14:43] ---
    I didn't do these, sir!
[14:45] ---
    You'd better not think
    you can get away with this.
[14:49] ---
    Th-This is a misunderstanding!
[14:51] ---
    It was Lady Mois who...
[14:52] ---
    Gero?
[14:55] ---
    She's asleep!
[14:56] ---
    Lady Mois?
[14:58] ---
    What about Mois-chan?
[15:00] ---
    Well... uh...
[15:03] ---
    It wasn't me, ma'am!
[15:05] ---
    Tamama! You saw, right, Tamama?! Right?!
[15:07] ---
    I saw nothing.
[15:10] ---
    What?!
[15:12] ---
    T-Tamama! Wh-Why?!
[15:15] ---
    More than the fact
    that you broke the dishes,
[15:16] ---
    I don't like your mentality of
    trying to blame someone else for it!
[15:19] ---
    Gero!
[15:20] ---
    Ouch! Owow! Please stop!
[15:23] ---
    Owowow!
[15:24] ---
    Tamama!
[15:26] ---
    I am sorry, Mr. Sergeant.
[15:28] ---
    If you suffer because of that woman,
    you will come to resent her.
[15:33] ---
    Then your heart will be
    mine and mine alone forever.
[15:38] ---
    Owowowowowowowowowow!
[15:41] ---
    Owow!
[15:43] ---
    Why don't you just leave it at that?
[15:45] ---
    Mois-chan?
[15:47] ---
    I was so scared!
[15:48] ---
    I didn't know what I was going to do
    if you'd kept on sleeping!
[15:52] ---
    ...ma'am...
SIGN    Oh?
[15:54] ---
    Lady Mois?
[15:55] ---
    It's cuz you... old guy...
[15:57] ---
    Huh? What was that, Lady Mois?
[15:59] ---
    It's cuz you keep dragging
    your feet, old guy!
[16:03] ---
    Who's an old guy?!
[16:04] ---
    What do you mean, "dragging my feet"?!
[16:06] ---
    Mois is acting strange somehow.
[16:08] ---
    Is she half asleep or something?
[16:10] ---
    Old guy, if you...
[16:12] ---
    If you'd just get the Pekopon
    invasion over and done with,
[16:15] ---
    the two of us could just...
[16:16] ---
    You know, I dunno... do lots of things...
[16:19] ---
    Huh? Do lots of what things, ma'am?
[16:22] ---
    Don't make a girl say things like that!
[16:30] ---
    Say, I feel like I've seen Mois
    like this once before...
[16:34] ---
    That's it!
[16:35] ---
    She's like the girl Mois copied
    when Mois came to Earth.
[16:45] ---
    I don't know what might have caused it,
[16:47] ---
    but maybe that girl's personality
    has come to the forefront.
[16:50] ---
    Why now, of all times?
[16:53] ---
    Lady Mois!
[16:58] ---
    If you're gonna keep dragging your feet,
    then I'm gonna destroy Pekopon!
[17:02] ---
    What?!
[17:04] ---
    Armageddon! 1/1...
[17:09] ---
    Wh-What's going on?!
[17:19] ---
    Lady Mois!
[17:22] ---
    I can't eat any more.
[17:26] ---
    What a cliché thing to say in her sleep...
SIGN    Kululu
[17:30] ---
    I see.
[17:34] ---
    It's probably "space idler sleep disorder,"
    unique to the Angol Tribe.
[17:39] ---
    Space idler sleep disorder?
[17:40] ---
    A need that's been habitually denied
SIGN    Space Idler Sleep Disorder
[17:42] ---
    boils over in the form of drowsiness.
[17:45] ---
    To put it simply, the cause
    is an unsatisfied need.
[17:48] ---
    How do you cure it?
[17:50] ---
    Satisfy that need, of course.
[17:53] ---
    What could she possibly
    be unsatisfied about?
[17:57] ---
    I know, sir!
[17:59] ---
    Lady Mois is probably itching
    to destroy something, sir!
[18:03] ---
    What?
[18:03] ---
    You know, back when Lady Mois
    lived on Planet Angol,
[18:06] ---
    she used to destroy planets with her
    Armageddon all the time, sir.
[18:13] ---
    Or, like, feeling peachy?
[18:15] ---
    But ever since she came to Pekopon...
[18:18] ---
    Stop, Lady Mois!
[18:21] ---
    Take that!
[18:21] ---
    Wait, sir!
[18:24] ---
    It's no surprise she's
    feeling unsatisfied, sir.
[18:27] ---
    This is where we should
    generously allow her
[18:29] ---
    to destroy a celestial body or two, sir.
[18:32] ---
    For example,
[18:33] ---
    The moon!
[18:36] ---
    There's no way we could allow that!
[18:41] ---
    Intruder in the Gundam model room, huh?
[18:45] ---
    Uh oh, speak of the devil. It's Mois.
[18:48] ---
    What?!
[18:56] ---
    Take that!
[18:57] ---
    Take that! And that!
SIGN    We are sorry, gods of plastic models.
[18:59] ---
    This is so fun somehow, isn't it?
[19:02] ---
    Or, like, smashing to bits?
[19:04] ---
    Gero!
[19:05] ---
    My Gundam models!
[19:08] ---
    Please stop, Lady Mois!
[19:09] ---
    Hold on, Keroro!
[19:10] ---
    If we let her break things
    to her heart's content,
[19:12] ---
    she might go back to her old self.
[19:13] ---
    Let's see who's stronger, shall we?
[19:13] ---
    You're the one who said that!
[19:15] ---
    Not my Gundam models!
[19:15] ---
    Take that!
[19:17] ---
    There goes her drowsiness...
[19:20] ---
    Not only is it not getting better,
    it's getting worse and worse!
[19:25] ---
    So mere Gundam models
    didn't do the trick.
[19:28] ---
    Didn't do the trick?! So my
    Gundam models died for nothing?!
SIGN    Do Not Touch
[19:37] ---
    Have mercy! Anything but this!
[19:39] ---
    You can't get this limited
    edition model anymore!
[19:43] ---
    And a one, two...
[19:44] ---
    ...fly!
[19:46] ---
    Gero!
[19:47] ---
    Oh, no, you don't!
[19:53] ---
    Gero...
[19:56] ---
    Farewell!
[20:02] ---
    This is bad.
[20:03] ---
    What?
[20:06] ---
    Lady Mois?
[20:07] ---
    Lady Mois?!
[20:09] ---
    Her drowsiness is hitting the max.
[20:11] ---
    At this rate, Mois will never wake up again.
[20:15] ---
    What?!
[20:16] ---
    Lady Mois!
[20:17] ---
    Lady... Mois...
[20:19] ---
    Mois-chan!
[20:21] ---
    Lady Mois! Lady Mois!
[20:23] ---
    Wake up, ma'am!
[20:24] ---
    Lady Mois! Lady Mois!
[20:28] ---
    Lady Mois!
[20:35] ---
    That woman!
[20:37] ---
    Not only does Mr. Sergeant not hate her,
[20:39] ---
    she's even getting
    to lay her head on his lap!
[20:42] ---
    Jealousy!
SIGN    Jealousy
[20:43] ---
    Tamama Style Super
    Secret Supreme Technique!
[20:45] ---
    Jealousy Ball!
SIGN    Jealousy Ball
[21:07] ---
    Uncle! Uncle!
[21:09] ---
    Mois-chan!
[21:13] ---
    You've been mean to Uncle,
     haven't you?!
[21:19] ---
    I will not forgive you!
[21:21] ---
    Or, like, power unmatched?
[21:23] ---
    One-trillionth Armageddon!
[21:34] ---
    Uncle, are you all right?
[21:37] ---
    Mois-chan...
[21:37] ---
    Looks like she's completely awakened.
[21:43] ---
    Uncle...
[21:44] ---
    Hey, maybe Mois's unsatisfied need
[21:47] ---
    was just that she wanted the
    stupid frog to pay attention to her.
[21:51] ---
    I feel so refreshed somehow.
[21:54] ---
    Come to think of, I feel as though
    you cried for me in my dreams, Uncle.
[21:59] ---
    It made Mois very happy.
[22:02] ---
    Mois-chan, that wasn't a dream.
[22:07] ---
    Mois awoke, not with a prince's kiss,
     but by Uncle's tears.
SIGN    And they lived happily ever after
[22:13] ---
    And they lived happily ever after.
[22:17] ---
    Curse you!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Please give me love.
     Give me lots, lots more.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Come on, it's not like
    you'll have less of it.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    I want to live my life for you,
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    As long as you'll let me live
    in the lap of luxury.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Zeitaku sasete kureru nara
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    But even then, I'll take a break
    once in a while.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    How's that? How's that? How's that?
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    How about something like this?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Konnan de dossu ka?
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    When you're in that
    critically desperate situation,
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Shake your hips and fake it!
     Dancing, dancing!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    I want love and courage,
    and to be popular! (I want it...)
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    If things don't go well,
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    Umaku ikanai nara
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[23:52] ---
    623 here!
[23:53] ---
    Natchi of Inner-Tokyo, thank you
    for always sending in postcards.
[23:56] ---
    For everyone sitting in front of the TV,
[23:57] ---
    you only know me
     as the voice on the radio,
[23:59] ---
    so I guess I should say,
    nice to meet you.
[24:00] ---
    What? You don't feel like
    this is the first time we've met?
[24:02] ---
    R-Really? I wonder why that is.
[24:04] ---
    Never mind that! Next time, the
    appearance of a cosmic pretty girl!
[24:07] ---
    "Fuyuki: What Happened
    to the Mystery Transfer Girl, Sir?"
[24:11] ---
    "Natsumi & Saburo: A Couple
    at the Point of No Return, Sir!"
[24:15] ---
    Those two stories.
    How's that?
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero!