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E288 - Keroro: The Legend of Kappa, Sir! / Keroro: Welcome Back, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    Lecture on Japanese Yokai Lecturer: Hinata Fuyuki
[01:31] ---
    Lecture on Japanese yokai.
[01:33] ---
    The lecturer is Hinata Fuyuki-san.
SIGN    Kappa
[01:36] ---
    Kappa.
[01:39] ---
    The kappa is a yokai with
    a long history in Japan,
[01:42] ---
    and there have been legends and sightings
    of it almost everywhere around the country.
[01:47] ---
    The kappa startles humans
    who come to the rivers,
[01:50] ---
    and takes out their shirikodama.
[01:54] ---
    It seems no one knows what
    the shirikodama actually is,
SIGN    Shirikodama
    (small butt ball)
[01:58] ---
    but having it pulled out takes all
    the life out of you, apparently.
[02:02] ---
    Today's story revolves
    all around this "kappa."
SIGN    Kappa Hot Spring Village
[02:06] ---
    This is the Kappa Hot Spring Village.
[02:09] ---
    Just as the name indicates,
[02:10] ---
    the old legend that kappas live
    here has survived here to this day.
SIGN    Welcome to the Kappa Hot Spring Village
    Rural Crafts & Local Sake
    Souvenir Shop
[02:27] ---
    Kapapapapapa...
[02:29] ---
    Kappaaaaa!
[02:32] ---
    Th-Th-Th-Th-There it is!
[02:34] ---
    It's a Kappa-sama!
[02:36] ---
    Kappappappa!
[02:42] ---
    Keroro: The Legend of Kappa, Sir!
[02:49] ---
    Please, quell your anger,
[02:51] ---
    Kappa-sama!
[02:53] ---
    Kappappappa...
[02:55] ---
    This is our offering to you!
[02:58] ---
    Huh? A Gundam model for a kappa?
[03:00] ---
    Not a cucumber?
[03:02] ---
    Kappappa...
[03:04] ---
    Next, bring me an MG Grublo, sir!
[03:07] ---
    Yes!
[03:07] ---
    We will!
[03:09] ---
    Hmm?
[03:09] ---
    The way this kappa-sama talks,
[03:11] ---
    haven't I heard it somewhere...
[03:17] ---
    Gero gerori.
[03:18] ---
    The Pekoponians around this area
[03:20] ---
    totally believe that I'm a kappa, sir!
[03:24] ---
    Ahh, so the identity of the kappa
    was the sergeant!
[03:28] ---
    But why are you pretending to be a kappa?
[03:30] ---
    Gero...
[03:31] ---
    I'd need to start with last week,
    when I was touring,
[03:34] ---
    and I just happened to stop by
    this hot spring, sir.
[03:40] ---
    Gerori. Good trip, dreamy feeling, sir!
[03:44] ---
    Gero?
[03:45] ---
    I-I-It's a kappa!
[03:47] ---
    Oh, crap.
[03:48] ---
    It's a kappa!
[03:48] ---
    Barrier, barrier, barrier...
[03:49] ---
    A kappa is here!
[03:50] ---
    Huh?
[03:51] ---
    What?!
[03:52] ---
    Oh, no...
[03:53] ---
    Gero!
[03:56] ---
    My anti-barrier typically
    acted up at that exact moment.
[04:00] ---
    Nothing I could do.
[04:02] ---
    In the end, I ended up being called a kappa.
[04:04] ---
    However!
[04:06] ---
    Thanks to that, I get all I want
    in offerings to "Kappa-sama"!
[04:10] ---
    And plus, next I'll be able to get my hands
    on the MG Grublo I've been wanting, sir!
[04:14] ---
    Just can't stop, just can't stop...
[04:17] ---
    Gero?
[04:19] ---
    This is the place!
[04:20] ---
    This is the river shore
    where the kappa appeared!
[04:26] ---
    I just saw some kind of creature!
[04:31] ---
    Gero...
[04:33] ---
    This is bad, sir...
[04:36] ---
    Here at the Kappa Hot Spring,
    known for its fascination with kappas,
SIGN    A Kappa Appears at the Hot Spring!
[04:39] ---
    many reports of kappa sightings
    have been flowing in.
[04:43] ---
    The locals and the local police are
    presently conduncting a search for the kappa.
[04:48] ---
    Wow.
SIGN    A Kappa Appears at the Hot Spring!
[04:49] ---
    I saw it with my very own eyes last night.
[04:53] ---
    It was definitely a kappa!
[04:54] ---
    Paul!
[04:55] ---
    Yes, milady.
[04:56] ---
    Prepare to head to the
    Kappa Hot Spring immediately.
[04:59] ---
    Certainly.
[05:01] ---
    If I catch the kappa here...
[05:05] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[05:08] ---
    I did the very best I could just for you!
[05:13] ---
    Here!
[05:16] ---
    Wow! A real kappa!
[05:19] ---
    Thank you, Nishizawa-san!
[05:20] ---
    You're so welcome!
[05:22] ---
    ...Fuyuki-kun's heart will be mine!
[05:29] ---
    Well, before I get my hands on that Grublo,
[05:31] ---
    I'm going to finish up this Acguy, sir!
[05:33] ---
    Oh, right!
[05:35] ---
    The Captain Geroro special was on today.
SIGN    Emergency Special A Kappa Has Appeared!
[05:38] ---
    And take a look at this.
[05:41] ---
    This is an image of the kappa we
    succeeded in photographing yesterday.
[05:45] ---
    Gero? Me?
[05:47] ---
    So that is the creature they call a kappa.
[05:49] ---
    Huh? Ah...
[05:50] ---
    It kind of looks like us Keronians.
[05:54] ---
    Well, of course it does. It's the sergeant.
[05:57] ---
    Kappas might be Keronians.
[05:59] ---
    Not like we haven't had data
    indicating that in the past.
[06:03] ---
    Oh, yes, that was mentioned
    before, wasn't it?
[06:05] ---
    Do you all remember?
[06:07] ---
    Anyway, looks like there's
    a need to look into this.
[06:10] ---
    Nonononono!
[06:11] ---
    I wouldn't, sir!
[06:13] ---
    Huh? Why is that?
[06:15] ---
    Uhhh, because...
[06:16] ---
    Yes!
[06:17] ---
    If you meet a kappa,
[06:18] ---
    they'll take out your shirikodama, sir!
SIGN    Shirikodama
[06:21] ---
    Shirikodama?
[06:22] ---
    Yes, sir!
[06:23] ---
    It's inside our bodies.
[06:25] ---
    And it's called a shirikodama,
    and when it's taken out...
[06:29] ---
    Oh, yes, it's horrible.
    Horrible things happen, sir!
[06:32] ---
    Oh.
[06:33] ---
    I wasn't aware those
    creatures had such a skill.
[06:36] ---
    Kappas are awesome!
[06:38] ---
    That is an even greater reason
    to investigate it.
[06:41] ---
    Yes.
[06:42] ---
    Agreed.
[06:42] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Emergency Special
[06:43] ---
    It backfired...?
SIGN    Kawataro Bus Kappa Hot Springs Next stop: Lake Cucumber
SIGN    Vegetable Store
[06:52] ---
    Um, these, please.
SIGN    Fruit & Vegetable Store
[06:54] ---
    Are you going to give them
    to Kappa-sama, by any chance?
[06:56] ---
    Ah, yes.
[06:58] ---
    That won't please it, I'm afraid.
[07:00] ---
    Huh? It won't?
[07:02] ---
    We all gave it cucumbers at first, but...
[07:07] ---
    Kappappappa.
[07:09] ---
    I am tired of cucumbers, sir!
[07:11] ---
    Sometimes I want to eat starfruit, sir!
[07:14] ---
    And I want to watch Captain Geroro DVDs, sir!
[07:17] ---
    And also bring me Gundam models,
    sir, kappappappa!
[07:21] ---
    Last I heard, anyway.
[07:23] ---
    DVDs and Gundam models?
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[07:25] ---
    Yeah. Buy some now,
    and I'll give 'em to you cheap.
SIGN    Vegetable Store
[07:28] ---
    I think I've figured out who the kappa is.
[07:35] ---
    Almost at the Kappa Hot Spring.
[07:39] ---
    By the way, what in blazes
    happened to that Keroro?
[07:42] ---
    He got up early and went ahead of us.
[07:45] ---
    What?!
[07:46] ---
    What's gotten into him?
[07:51] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[07:53] ---
    I'll be able to get my MG Grublo
    at last today, sir.
[07:57] ---
    I've gotta get this done before
    Giroro and the others get here...
[07:59] ---
    Kappa-sama!
[08:01] ---
    Gero! Here we go!
[08:03] ---
    Kappa-sama! I beg you to
    appear before the people!
[08:05] ---
    Kappappa.
[08:08] ---
    Did you bring me my offering, sir?!
[08:11] ---
    Yes, of course!
[08:13] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[08:14] ---
    I've finally gotten my hands on
    that MG Grublo I wanted, sir!
[08:18] ---
    Let's see.
[08:19] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Famous Bath GURA-BURO "Papa, take me to Gura-buro on your next day off!" "Hahaha... If you get full marks." "Yaaaay!" Complimentary Discount Ticket Present at the counter for 50% off.
[08:20] ---
    What's this?
[08:21] ---
    A discount ticket for the most popular
    open-air bath in our village, "Gura-buro!"
SIGN    GURA-BURO
[08:28] ---
    The hell is this?!
[08:30] ---
    It could at least be a free pass!
[08:33] ---
    Help me!
[08:36] ---
    Gero?!
[08:37] ---
    Milady!
[08:38] ---
    We have discovered the kappa!
[08:40] ---
    Huh?
[08:41] ---
    The anti-barrier's broken down again,
    at a time like this?
[08:44] ---
    Great work!
[08:45] ---
    Secure that kappa without delay!
[08:50] ---
    Sorry, but you'll have to hand it over to us.
[08:53] ---
    Gero?!
[08:54] ---
    What?!
[08:55] ---
    Tama-chan!
[08:57] ---
    This creature...
[08:58] ---
    ...is a valuable research specimen
    for us Keronians.
[09:02] ---
    Please, Momocchi!
[09:04] ---
    That's a lot to ask,
    even if it's you, Tama-chan.
[09:06] ---
    I'm sorry, but we cannot
    hand it over to you!
[09:09] ---
    What?!
[09:10] ---
    Momocchi!
[09:11] ---
    If you insist on interfering...
[09:14] ---
    ...we will have no choice but to use force!
[09:18] ---
    Nishizawa Momoka.
[09:20] ---
    You...
[09:21] ---
    ...seem to be forgetting
    that we are invaders.
[09:26] ---
    Huh? What?
[09:28] ---
    What's going on?
[09:30] ---
    Oooh, now this...
[09:31] ---
    This is getting interesting.
[09:33] ---
    Gyaaaaaa!
[09:35] ---
    Hmph!
[09:36] ---
    Surrender yourself!
[09:37] ---
    Know your place, Greeny!
[09:39] ---
    So what if I'm green?!
[09:44] ---
    The battle between the Keroro Platoon
    and the Nishizawa family bodyguards
[09:48] ---
    over the ownership of the kappa
    has at last exploded into action!
[09:52] ---
    Keroro Kappa runs!
[09:53] ---
    His pursuers are proud of their stamina!
[09:55] ---
    The ordinarily tranquil
    Kappa Hot Spring Village
[09:57] ---
    is caught in a storm of
    hellish screaming!
[10:04] ---
    Uh, do you think you guys
    could finish up yet?
[10:06] ---
    We have time limitations to think about!
[10:11] ---
    That's...!
[10:15] ---
    I-I-It's not what you think, sir!
[10:16] ---
    Look, see, I'm...
[10:18] ---
    Gotcha!
[10:22] ---
    Gero!
[10:22] ---
    I'm gonna turn ya to sushi!
[10:24] ---
    Norimaki!
[10:29] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[10:30] ---
    Everyone!
[10:31] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[10:32] ---
    That isn't a kappa!
[10:34] ---
    It's Sarge!
[10:37] ---
    What?!
[10:45] ---
    The kappa was Mr. Sergeant?
[10:48] ---
    What is there to say...
[10:51] ---
    What the crap is he up to?!
[10:53] ---
    Darn it!
[10:58] ---
    See you later!
[11:00] ---
    Thanks for your hard work!
[11:02] ---
    Goodbye!
[11:03] ---
    That's a shame.
[11:05] ---
    I thought I'd be able to do something
    that would make you happy.
[11:09] ---
    But it wasn't a real kappa.
[11:12] ---
    Yeah...
[11:13] ---
    But you never know...
[11:16] ---
    Kappas are said to only live in clear rivers.
[11:21] ---
    I think...
[11:22] ---
    ...a real kappa could live here, maybe.
[11:27] ---
    Yes.
[11:28] ---
    And so the curtain was lowered
    on the kappa commotion.
[11:33] ---
    ...But.
[11:35] ---
    Oh, we left forgetting about Mr. Sergeant!
[11:38] ---
    Leave him behind!
[11:40] ---
    Let's just get back!
[11:42] ---
    Gero...
[11:44] ---
    It's wonderful to be alive, sir...
[11:49] ---
    Um... are you... real kappas?
[11:53] ---
    Ah, hello there!
[11:55] ---
    Nice to meet you!
[11:56] ---
    And Gunpla.
[11:57] ---
    Wait...
[11:58] ---
    Wh-What are you...
[12:01] ---
    Wh-Why are you getting closer?
[12:04] ---
    Gero!!
[12:06] ---
    Stooooooop!!
SIGN    Pop ♡
[12:09] ---
    Having had his shirikodama removed
    and the life taken out of him,
[12:13] ---
    the sergeant was not rescued until
    the following morning.
SIGN    Pekopon Unidentified Animal Report
[12:23] ---
    Pekopon Unidentified Animal Report.
SIGN    Private 2nd Class Tamama
[12:26] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[12:28] ---
    I am a little surprised that
    kappas actually existed.
[12:31] ---
    But when I explained what had happened,
[12:33] ---
    they gave Mr. Sergeant back to me,
[12:35] ---
    so they seemed like quite nice people.
[12:38] ---
    Though they had taken his shirikodama out,
    so I think they were already done with him.
SIGN    Platoon Activity Journal No.5 by Giroro
[12:43] ---
    Platoon Activity Journal.
[12:45] ---
    Corporal Giroro.
[12:47] ---
    It was his ridiculous idea to trick the villagers
    out of Gundam models that got him into this.
[12:55] ---
    It serves him right. End of report.
SIGN    One Day at a Time; Such is Training
[12:58] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo's Diary of Tedium:
[13:01] ---
    "One Day at a Time; Such is Training."
[13:03] ---
    Today ignored.
[13:06] ---
    Nothing in particular.
[13:07] ---
    Please don't say that...
[13:10] ---
    I won't do it anymore...
[13:12] ---
    So this is what happens to you when
    you have your shirikodama taken out.
SIGN    hweh hweh
[13:16] ---
    Dear me, dear me.
SIGN    Emergency Alert
[13:20] ---
    A raid?!
[13:22] ---
    It's an encrypted communication.
[13:29] ---
    What's that?
[13:30] ---
    It's a special mission order
    from Keron Army HQ!
[13:37] ---
    Keroro: Welcome Home, Sir!
[13:51] ---
    Is that it?
[13:53] ---
    Yes, milady.
[13:54] ---
    It was found unattended downstream
    from the Kappa Hot Spring.
[13:57] ---
    Analysis of it is currently ongoing,
[13:59] ---
    but we suspect it to be a type of lifeform.
[14:13] ---
    He seems to be going out
    every night recently.
[14:15] ---
    I wonder what he's doing.
[14:16] ---
    He's obviously doing something bad somewhere.
[14:20] ---
    But ever since he came back
    from the Kappa Hot Spring,
[14:23] ---
    Sarge has looked really tired.
[14:25] ---
    I hope he'll be okay.
[14:37] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[14:38] ---
    You're late, Keroro.
[14:40] ---
    I'm shorry I'm late, shir...
[14:43] ---
    Pathetic.
[14:44] ---
    You do realize you are our leader?
[14:46] ---
    Isn't this...
[14:47] ---
    Nishizawa-san's ground, isn't it?
[14:53] ---
    Anyway...
[14:55] ---
    This really is a big
    invasion mech, is it not?
[14:58] ---
    On the order from HQ,
[14:59] ---
    it said that the most important point
    was for it to be conspicuous.
[15:04] ---
    Hey! This is not the time for you to sleep!
[15:06] ---
    The time limit for this operation
    is dawn, you know?!
[15:09] ---
    I'm shorry...
[15:10] ---
    I won't shleep anymore...
[15:11] ---
    Get off me!
[15:16] ---
    It is Momocchi's squad.
[15:18] ---
    Must we oppose them once again?
[15:20] ---
    Men of the platoon...
[15:22] ---
    What on Earth is that?
[15:24] ---
    Umm, uhh...
[15:26] ---
    Advertising for our bid for
    the sports tournament...
[15:29] ---
    You lie!
[15:33] ---
    Natsumi...
[15:34] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[15:35] ---
    That's one of your invasion mechs!
[15:38] ---
    It is obvious!
[15:40] ---
    Having heard that it's an invasion mech,
[15:42] ---
    I can't turn a blind eye to it.
[15:45] ---
    Please withdraw immediately.
[15:46] ---
    Mr. Sergeant... what do we do?
[15:49] ---
    I will...
[15:59] ---
    Sob sob!
[16:00] ---
    I'm shorry, ma'am!
[16:02] ---
    Please let us off just this once!
SIGN    Bursting into tears
[16:04] ---
    Bursting into tears!
[16:05] ---
    What is wrong with that stupid frog?
[16:07] ---
    Dunno...
[16:08] ---
    It's no use crying!
[16:10] ---
    Please withdraw!
[16:14] ---
    This is a special order from HQ.
[16:16] ---
    I cannot withdraw!
[16:18] ---
    Then...
[16:27] ---
    Sarge...
[16:32] ---
    What is with your disturbing movements?!
[16:35] ---
    M-My body is moving on its own...
[16:38] ---
    So this is yours...
[16:41] ---
    I obtained this by coincidence at
    the Kappa Hot Spring the other day.
[16:45] ---
    That's Sarge's shirikodama,
    pulled out by kappas!
[16:49] ---
    That must be why Sarge has been so lifeless!
[16:52] ---
    If you want me to give this back,
[16:54] ---
    cease your resistance immediately!
[16:56] ---
    Sarge!
[16:57] ---
    You should give up and have her
    give back your shirikodama!
[17:01] ---
    I... I can't give up on a
    special order from HQ...
[17:05] ---
    Sarge...
[17:06] ---
    Kululu! Are you still not ready?!
[17:10] ---
    Okay here. Standing by.
[17:13] ---
    Woo. Good work.
[17:15] ---
    Then we can move to
    operation phase 2, shir...
[17:18] ---
    Switch on!
[17:23] ---
    What?! What's going on?!
[17:25] ---
    Damn!
[17:26] ---
    Milady, this is a decoy!
[17:30] ---
    Too late to realize that now!
[17:38] ---
    Hero hero hero hero.
[17:40] ---
    An epic operation prepared hundreds of years
    ago by advance troops of our Keron Army, sir.
[17:48] ---
    'Course, we've not been told
    all the details ourselves.
[17:52] ---
    Anyway!
[17:53] ---
    It's time for that operation
    to activate at last!
[17:55] ---
    I can only but imagine
    what is going to happen...
[17:58] ---
    I am so excited!
[18:04] ---
    What?!
[18:17] ---
    A river?
[18:18] ---
    Is this the operation?
[18:23] ---
    What is that?
[18:25] ---
    Something is coming!
[18:33] ---
    Is that...
[18:34] ---
    ...salmon?
[18:37] ---
    I get it.
[18:38] ---
    I see it now.
[18:40] ---
    These are space salmon.
[18:42] ---
    Hundreds of years ago,
[18:44] ---
    the Keron Army advance troops that were
    sent to Pekopon released these here.
[18:49] ---
    What good would come of releasing salmon?
[18:52] ---
    Probably to investigate the
    state of Pekopon's seas.
[18:56] ---
    The young space salmon
    released at this spot
[19:00] ---
    spent hundreds of years swimming around
    every corner of Pekopon's oceans collecting data,
[19:05] ---
    and they were set to return
    here today, at this time.
[19:09] ---
    So hundreds of years ago,
    there was a river like this here?
[19:14] ---
    After years of geographical change
    and development of the land,
[19:18] ---
    it must have disappeared.
[19:20] ---
    So the point of this operation was to restore a
    river that the space salmon could come back to.
[19:25] ---
    By the way... what does this have to
    do with the invasion of Pekopon?
[19:30] ---
    He has a point. Aren't these
    fish completely useless?
[19:35] ---
    Not quite.
[19:37] ---
    Look.
[19:43] ---
    The salmon...
[19:45] ---
    The salmon are flying!
[19:51] ---
    What's this?
[19:52] ---
    Salmon eggs?
[19:54] ---
    Space ikura, then...
[19:58] ---
    Here we go!
[19:59] ---
    So you just rub this ikura a little bit, see?
[20:02] ---
    And then... look.
[20:12] ---
    What's this?
[20:16] ---
    We don't know all there is to know
    about the biology of space salmon,
[20:20] ---
    but instead of leaving offspring,
[20:22] ---
    they have this trait where they leave
    behind an archive of their memories.
[20:26] ---
    You don't come across data as
    expansive as this very often.
[20:31] ---
    Looks much more useful
    than some random weapon.
[20:42] ---
    Where did they all go?
[20:44] ---
    The next planet, probably.
[20:47] ---
    Will they not come back anymore?
[20:49] ---
    Dunno.
[20:51] ---
    Maybe in a few hundred years...
[20:54] ---
    No... a few thousand...
[20:56] ---
    ...they might come back to this river.
[20:59] ---
    Good job on your long journey, shir!
[21:02] ---
    I wish you safety wherever you go next, shir!
[21:06] ---
    Huh?
[21:07] ---
    Isn't this ikura a little bigger
    than all the others?
[21:12] ---
    Sis, that's...
[21:13] ---
    ...Mr. Sergeant's shirikodama.
[21:22] ---
    Tell me that earlier!
[21:24] ---
    I touched it with my bare hands!
[21:26] ---
    Ah... my shirikodama...
[21:28] ---
    Come back...
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Right now, we are riding on
    a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    We're passing through a sea of stars,
    on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
    I am Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[23:11] ---
    Is the wound on Giroro-senpai's
    face a battle scar?
SIGN    Red Juice
[23:14] ---
    Ah, that thing?
[23:15] ---
    It must have been an awesome battle!
[23:17] ---
    W-Well, actually...
[23:18] ---
    I have to ask him sometime!
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
    I... I wouldn't...
[23:22] ---
    "Giroro: Red Demon of the Battlefield, Sir!"
SIGN    Lie
SIGN    Untruth
SIGN    Revealed & Concealed
SIGN    Black & White
[23:26] ---
    "Keroro: Is That Lie True, Sir?"
[23:29] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!