# E288 - Keroro: The Legend of Kappa, Sir! / Keroro: Welcome Back, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX5JVV/keroro-the-legend-of-kappa-sir--keroro-welcome-back-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
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Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
***SIGN*** Lecture on Japanese Yokai Lecturer: Hinata Fuyuki
**[01:31] ---**
Lecture on Japanese yokai.
**[01:33] ---**
The lecturer is Hinata Fuyuki-san.
***SIGN*** Kappa
**[01:36] ---**
Kappa.
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The kappa is a yokai with
a long history in Japan,
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and there have been legends and sightings
of it almost everywhere around the country.
**[01:47] ---**
The kappa startles humans
who come to the rivers,
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and takes out their shirikodama.
**[01:54] ---**
It seems no one knows what
the shirikodama actually is,
***SIGN*** Shirikodama
(small butt ball)
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but having it pulled out takes all
the life out of you, apparently.
**[02:02] ---**
Today's story revolves
all around this "kappa."
***SIGN*** Kappa Hot Spring Village
**[02:06] ---**
This is the Kappa Hot Spring Village.
**[02:09] ---**
Just as the name indicates,
**[02:10] ---**
the old legend that kappas live
here has survived here to this day.
***SIGN*** Welcome to the Kappa Hot Spring Village
Rural Crafts & Local Sake
Souvenir Shop
**[02:27] ---**
Kapapapapapa...
**[02:29] ---**
Kappaaaaa!
**[02:32] ---**
Th-Th-Th-Th-There it is!
**[02:34] ---**
It's a Kappa-sama!
**[02:36] ---**
Kappappappa!
**[02:42] ---**
Keroro: The Legend of Kappa, Sir!
**[02:49] ---**
Please, quell your anger,
**[02:51] ---**
Kappa-sama!
**[02:53] ---**
Kappappappa...
**[02:55] ---**
This is our offering to you!
**[02:58] ---**
Huh? A Gundam model for a kappa?
**[03:00] ---**
Not a cucumber?
**[03:02] ---**
Kappappa...
**[03:04] ---**
Next, bring me an MG Grublo, sir!
**[03:07] ---**
Yes!
**[03:07] ---**
We will!
**[03:09] ---**
Hmm?
**[03:09] ---**
The way this kappa-sama talks,
**[03:11] ---**
haven't I heard it somewhere...
**[03:17] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[03:18] ---**
The Pekoponians around this area
**[03:20] ---**
totally believe that I'm a kappa, sir!
**[03:24] ---**
Ahh, so the identity of the kappa
was the sergeant!
**[03:28] ---**
But why are you pretending to be a kappa?
**[03:30] ---**
Gero...
**[03:31] ---**
I'd need to start with last week,
when I was touring,
**[03:34] ---**
and I just happened to stop by
this hot spring, sir.
**[03:40] ---**
Gerori. Good trip, dreamy feeling, sir!
**[03:44] ---**
Gero?
**[03:45] ---**
I-I-It's a kappa!
**[03:47] ---**
Oh, crap.
**[03:48] ---**
It's a kappa!
**[03:48] ---**
Barrier, barrier, barrier...
**[03:49] ---**
A kappa is here!
**[03:50] ---**
Huh?
**[03:51] ---**
What?!
**[03:52] ---**
Oh, no...
**[03:53] ---**
Gero!
**[03:56] ---**
My anti-barrier typically
acted up at that exact moment.
**[04:00] ---**
Nothing I could do.
**[04:02] ---**
In the end, I ended up being called a kappa.
**[04:04] ---**
However!
**[04:06] ---**
Thanks to that, I get all I want
in offerings to "Kappa-sama"!
**[04:10] ---**
And plus, next I'll be able to get my hands
on the MG Grublo I've been wanting, sir!
**[04:14] ---**
Just can't stop, just can't stop...
**[04:17] ---**
Gero?
**[04:19] ---**
This is the place!
**[04:20] ---**
This is the river shore
where the kappa appeared!
**[04:26] ---**
I just saw some kind of creature!
**[04:31] ---**
Gero...
**[04:33] ---**
This is bad, sir...
**[04:36] ---**
Here at the Kappa Hot Spring,
known for its fascination with kappas,
***SIGN*** A Kappa Appears at the Hot Spring!
**[04:39] ---**
many reports of kappa sightings
have been flowing in.
**[04:43] ---**
The locals and the local police are
presently conduncting a search for the kappa.
**[04:48] ---**
Wow.
***SIGN*** A Kappa Appears at the Hot Spring!
**[04:49] ---**
I saw it with my very own eyes last night.
**[04:53] ---**
It was definitely a kappa!
**[04:54] ---**
Paul!
**[04:55] ---**
Yes, milady.
**[04:56] ---**
Prepare to head to the
Kappa Hot Spring immediately.
**[04:59] ---**
Certainly.
**[05:01] ---**
If I catch the kappa here...
**[05:05] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[05:08] ---**
I did the very best I could just for you!
**[05:13] ---**
Here!
**[05:16] ---**
Wow! A real kappa!
**[05:19] ---**
Thank you, Nishizawa-san!
**[05:20] ---**
You're so welcome!
**[05:22] ---**
...Fuyuki-kun's heart will be mine!
**[05:29] ---**
Well, before I get my hands on that Grublo,
**[05:31] ---**
I'm going to finish up this Acguy, sir!
**[05:33] ---**
Oh, right!
**[05:35] ---**
The *Captain Geroro* special was on today.
***SIGN*** Emergency Special A Kappa Has Appeared!
**[05:38] ---**
And take a look at this.
**[05:41] ---**
This is an image of the kappa we
succeeded in photographing yesterday.
**[05:45] ---**
Gero? Me?
**[05:47] ---**
So that is the creature they call a kappa.
**[05:49] ---**
Huh? Ah...
**[05:50] ---**
It kind of looks like us Keronians.
**[05:54] ---**
Well, of course it does. It's the sergeant.
**[05:57] ---**
Kappas might be Keronians.
**[05:59] ---**
Not like we haven't had data
indicating that in the past.
**[06:03] ---**
Oh, yes, that was mentioned
before, wasn't it?
**[06:05] ---**
Do you all remember?
**[06:07] ---**
Anyway, looks like there's
a need to look into this.
**[06:10] ---**
Nonononono!
**[06:11] ---**
I wouldn't, sir!
**[06:13] ---**
Huh? Why is that?
**[06:15] ---**
Uhhh, because...
**[06:16] ---**
Yes!
**[06:17] ---**
If you meet a kappa,
**[06:18] ---**
they'll take out your shirikodama, sir!
***SIGN*** Shirikodama
**[06:21] ---**
Shirikodama?
**[06:22] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[06:23] ---**
It's inside our bodies.
**[06:25] ---**
And it's called a shirikodama,
and when it's taken out...
**[06:29] ---**
Oh, yes, it's horrible.
Horrible things happen, sir!
**[06:32] ---**
Oh.
**[06:33] ---**
I wasn't aware those
creatures had such a skill.
**[06:36] ---**
Kappas are awesome!
**[06:38] ---**
That is an even greater reason
to investigate it.
**[06:41] ---**
Yes.
**[06:42] ---**
Agreed.
**[06:42] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Emergency Special
**[06:43] ---**
It backfired...?
***SIGN*** Kawataro Bus Kappa Hot Springs Next stop: Lake Cucumber
***SIGN*** Vegetable Store
**[06:52] ---**
Um, these, please.
***SIGN*** Fruit & Vegetable Store
**[06:54] ---**
Are you going to give them
to Kappa-sama, by any chance?
**[06:56] ---**
Ah, yes.
**[06:58] ---**
That won't please it, I'm afraid.
**[07:00] ---**
Huh? It won't?
**[07:02] ---**
We all gave it cucumbers at first, but...
**[07:07] ---**
Kappappappa.
**[07:09] ---**
I am tired of cucumbers, sir!
**[07:11] ---**
Sometimes I want to eat starfruit, sir!
**[07:14] ---**
And I want to watch *Captain Geroro* DVDs, sir!
**[07:17] ---**
And also bring me Gundam models,
sir, kappappappa!
**[07:21] ---**
Last I heard, anyway.
**[07:23] ---**
DVDs and Gundam models?
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[07:25] ---**
Yeah. Buy some now,
and I'll give 'em to you cheap.
***SIGN*** Vegetable Store
**[07:28] ---**
I think I've figured out who the kappa is.
**[07:35] ---**
Almost at the Kappa Hot Spring.
**[07:39] ---**
By the way, what in blazes
happened to that Keroro?
**[07:42] ---**
He got up early and went ahead of us.
**[07:45] ---**
What?!
**[07:46] ---**
What's gotten into him?
**[07:51] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[07:53] ---**
I'll be able to get my MG Grublo
at last today, sir.
**[07:57] ---**
I've gotta get this done before
Giroro and the others get here...
**[07:59] ---**
Kappa-sama!
**[08:01] ---**
Gero! Here we go!
**[08:03] ---**
Kappa-sama! I beg you to
appear before the people!
**[08:05] ---**
Kappappa.
**[08:08] ---**
Did you bring me my offering, sir?!
**[08:11] ---**
Yes, of course!
**[08:13] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[08:14] ---**
I've finally gotten my hands on
that MG Grublo I wanted, sir!
**[08:18] ---**
Let's see.
**[08:19] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Famous Bath GURA-BURO "Papa, take me to Gura-buro on your next day off!" "Hahaha... If you get full marks." "Yaaaay!" Complimentary Discount Ticket Present at the counter for 50% off.
**[08:20] ---**
What's this?
**[08:21] ---**
A discount ticket for the most popular
open-air bath in our village, "Gura-buro!"
***SIGN*** GURA-BURO
**[08:28] ---**
The hell is this?!
**[08:30] ---**
It could at least be a free pass!
**[08:33] ---**
Help me!
**[08:36] ---**
Gero?!
**[08:37] ---**
Milady!
**[08:38] ---**
We have discovered the kappa!
**[08:40] ---**
Huh?
**[08:41] ---**
The anti-barrier's broken down again,
at a time like this?
**[08:44] ---**
Great work!
**[08:45] ---**
Secure that kappa without delay!
**[08:50] ---**
Sorry, but you'll have to hand it over to us.
**[08:53] ---**
Gero?!
**[08:54] ---**
What?!
**[08:55] ---**
Tama-chan!
**[08:57] ---**
This creature...
**[08:58] ---**
...is a valuable research specimen
for us Keronians.
**[09:02] ---**
Please, Momocchi!
**[09:04] ---**
That's a lot to ask,
even if it's you, Tama-chan.
**[09:06] ---**
I'm sorry, but we cannot
hand it over to you!
**[09:09] ---**
What?!
**[09:10] ---**
Momocchi!
**[09:11] ---**
If you insist on interfering...
**[09:14] ---**
...we will have no choice but to use force!
**[09:18] ---**
Nishizawa Momoka.
**[09:20] ---**
You...
**[09:21] ---**
...seem to be forgetting
that we are invaders.
**[09:26] ---**
Huh? What?
**[09:28] ---**
What's going on?
**[09:30] ---**
Oooh, now this...
**[09:31] ---**
This is getting interesting.
**[09:33] ---**
Gyaaaaaa!
**[09:35] ---**
Hmph!
**[09:36] ---**
Surrender yourself!
**[09:37] ---**
Know your place, Greeny!
**[09:39] ---**
So what if I'm green?!
**[09:44] ---**
The battle between the Keroro Platoon
and the Nishizawa family bodyguards
**[09:48] ---**
over the ownership of the kappa
has at last exploded into action!
**[09:52] ---**
Keroro Kappa runs!
**[09:53] ---**
His pursuers are proud of their stamina!
**[09:55] ---**
The ordinarily tranquil
Kappa Hot Spring Village
**[09:57] ---**
is caught in a storm of
hellish screaming!
**[10:04] ---**
Uh, do you think you guys
could finish up yet?
**[10:06] ---**
We have time limitations to think about!
**[10:11] ---**
That's...!
**[10:15] ---**
I-I-It's not what you think, sir!
**[10:16] ---**
Look, see, I'm...
**[10:18] ---**
Gotcha!
**[10:22] ---**
Gero!
**[10:22] ---**
I'm gonna turn ya to sushi!
**[10:24] ---**
Norimaki!
**[10:29] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[10:30] ---**
Everyone!
**[10:31] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[10:32] ---**
That isn't a kappa!
**[10:34] ---**
It's Sarge!
**[10:37] ---**
What?!
**[10:45] ---**
The kappa was Mr. Sergeant?
**[10:48] ---**
What is there to say...
**[10:51] ---**
What the crap is he up to?!
**[10:53] ---**
Darn it!
**[10:58] ---**
See you later!
**[11:00] ---**
Thanks for your hard work!
**[11:02] ---**
Goodbye!
**[11:03] ---**
That's a shame.
**[11:05] ---**
I thought I'd be able to do something
that would make you happy.
**[11:09] ---**
But it wasn't a real kappa.
**[11:12] ---**
Yeah...
**[11:13] ---**
But you never know...
**[11:16] ---**
Kappas are said to only live in clear rivers.
**[11:21] ---**
I think...
**[11:22] ---**
...a real kappa could live here, maybe.
**[11:27] ---**
Yes.
**[11:28] ---**
And so the curtain was lowered
on the kappa commotion.
**[11:33] ---**
...But.
**[11:35] ---**
Oh, we left forgetting about Mr. Sergeant!
**[11:38] ---**
Leave him behind!
**[11:40] ---**
Let's just get back!
**[11:42] ---**
Gero...
**[11:44] ---**
It's wonderful to be alive, sir...
**[11:49] ---**
Um... are you... real kappas?
**[11:53] ---**
Ah, hello there!
**[11:55] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[11:56] ---**
And Gunpla.
**[11:57] ---**
Wait...
**[11:58] ---**
Wh-What are you...
**[12:01] ---**
Wh-Why are you getting closer?
**[12:04] ---**
Gero!!
**[12:06] ---**
Stooooooop!!
***SIGN*** Pop ♡
**[12:09] ---**
Having had his shirikodama removed
and the life taken out of him,
**[12:13] ---**
the sergeant was not rescued until
the following morning.
***SIGN*** Pekopon Unidentified Animal Report
**[12:23] ---**
Pekopon Unidentified Animal Report.
***SIGN*** Private 2nd Class Tamama
**[12:26] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama.
**[12:28] ---**
I am a little surprised that
kappas actually existed.
**[12:31] ---**
But when I explained what had happened,
**[12:33] ---**
they gave Mr. Sergeant back to me,
**[12:35] ---**
so they seemed like quite nice people.
**[12:38] ---**
Though they had taken his shirikodama out,
so I think they were already done with him.
***SIGN*** Platoon Activity Journal No.5 by Giroro
**[12:43] ---**
Platoon Activity Journal.
**[12:45] ---**
Corporal Giroro.
**[12:47] ---**
It was his ridiculous idea to trick the villagers
out of Gundam models that got him into this.
**[12:55] ---**
It serves him right. End of report.
***SIGN*** One Day at a Time; Such is Training
**[12:58] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo's Diary of Tedium:
**[13:01] ---**
"One Day at a Time; Such is Training."
**[13:03] ---**
Today ignored.
**[13:06] ---**
Nothing in particular.
**[13:07] ---**
Please don't say that...
**[13:10] ---**
I won't do it anymore...
**[13:12] ---**
So this is what happens to you when
you have your shirikodama taken out.
***SIGN*** hweh hweh
**[13:16] ---**
Dear me, dear me.
***SIGN*** Emergency Alert
**[13:20] ---**
A raid?!
**[13:22] ---**
It's an encrypted communication.
**[13:29] ---**
What's that?
**[13:30] ---**
It's a special mission order
from Keron Army HQ!
**[13:37] ---**
Keroro: Welcome Home, Sir!
**[13:51] ---**
Is that it?
**[13:53] ---**
Yes, milady.
**[13:54] ---**
It was found unattended downstream
from the Kappa Hot Spring.
**[13:57] ---**
Analysis of it is currently ongoing,
**[13:59] ---**
but we suspect it to be a type of lifeform.
**[14:13] ---**
He seems to be going out
every night recently.
**[14:15] ---**
I wonder what he's doing.
**[14:16] ---**
He's obviously doing something bad somewhere.
**[14:20] ---**
But ever since he came back
from the Kappa Hot Spring,
**[14:23] ---**
Sarge has looked really tired.
**[14:25] ---**
I hope he'll be okay.
**[14:37] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[14:38] ---**
You're late, Keroro.
**[14:40] ---**
I'm shorry I'm late, shir...
**[14:43] ---**
Pathetic.
**[14:44] ---**
You do realize you are our leader?
**[14:46] ---**
Isn't this...
**[14:47] ---**
Nishizawa-san's ground, isn't it?
**[14:53] ---**
Anyway...
**[14:55] ---**
This really is a big
invasion mech, is it not?
**[14:58] ---**
On the order from HQ,
**[14:59] ---**
it said that the most important point
was for it to be conspicuous.
**[15:04] ---**
Hey! This is not the time for you to sleep!
**[15:06] ---**
The time limit for this operation
is dawn, you know?!
**[15:09] ---**
I'm shorry...
**[15:10] ---**
I won't shleep anymore...
**[15:11] ---**
Get off me!
**[15:16] ---**
It is Momocchi's squad.
**[15:18] ---**
Must we oppose them once again?
**[15:20] ---**
Men of the platoon...
**[15:22] ---**
What on Earth is that?
**[15:24] ---**
Umm, uhh...
**[15:26] ---**
Advertising for our bid for
the sports tournament...
**[15:29] ---**
You lie!
**[15:33] ---**
Natsumi...
**[15:34] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[15:35] ---**
That's one of your invasion mechs!
**[15:38] ---**
It is obvious!
**[15:40] ---**
Having heard that it's an invasion mech,
**[15:42] ---**
I can't turn a blind eye to it.
**[15:45] ---**
Please withdraw immediately.
**[15:46] ---**
Mr. Sergeant... what do we do?
**[15:49] ---**
I will...
**[15:59] ---**
Sob sob!
**[16:00] ---**
I'm shorry, ma'am!
**[16:02] ---**
Please let us off just this once!
***SIGN*** Bursting into tears
**[16:04] ---**
Bursting into tears!
**[16:05] ---**
What is wrong with that stupid frog?
**[16:07] ---**
Dunno...
**[16:08] ---**
It's no use crying!
**[16:10] ---**
Please withdraw!
**[16:14] ---**
This is a special order from HQ.
**[16:16] ---**
I cannot withdraw!
**[16:18] ---**
Then...
**[16:27] ---**
Sarge...
**[16:32] ---**
What is with your disturbing movements?!
**[16:35] ---**
M-My body is moving on its own...
**[16:38] ---**
So this *is* yours...
**[16:41] ---**
I obtained this by coincidence at
the Kappa Hot Spring the other day.
**[16:45] ---**
That's Sarge's shirikodama,
pulled out by kappas!
**[16:49] ---**
That must be why Sarge has been so lifeless!
**[16:52] ---**
If you want me to give this back,
**[16:54] ---**
cease your resistance immediately!
**[16:56] ---**
Sarge!
**[16:57] ---**
You should give up and have her
give back your shirikodama!
**[17:01] ---**
I... I can't give up on a
special order from HQ...
**[17:05] ---**
Sarge...
**[17:06] ---**
Kululu! Are you still not ready?!
**[17:10] ---**
Okay here. Standing by.
**[17:13] ---**
Woo. Good work.
**[17:15] ---**
Then we can move to
operation phase 2, shir...
**[17:18] ---**
Switch on!
**[17:23] ---**
What?! What's going on?!
**[17:25] ---**
Damn!
**[17:26] ---**
Milady, this is a decoy!
**[17:30] ---**
Too late to realize that now!
**[17:38] ---**
Hero hero hero hero.
**[17:40] ---**
An epic operation prepared hundreds of years
ago by advance troops of our Keron Army, sir.
**[17:48] ---**
'Course, we've not been told
all the details ourselves.
**[17:52] ---**
Anyway!
**[17:53] ---**
It's time for that operation
to activate at last!
**[17:55] ---**
I can only but imagine
what is going to happen...
**[17:58] ---**
I am so excited!
**[18:04] ---**
What?!
**[18:17] ---**
A river?
**[18:18] ---**
Is this the operation?
**[18:23] ---**
What *is* that?
**[18:25] ---**
Something is coming!
**[18:33] ---**
Is that...
**[18:34] ---**
...salmon?
**[18:37] ---**
I get it.
**[18:38] ---**
I see it now.
**[18:40] ---**
These are space salmon.
**[18:42] ---**
Hundreds of years ago,
**[18:44] ---**
the Keron Army advance troops that were
sent to Pekopon released these here.
**[18:49] ---**
What good would come of releasing salmon?
**[18:52] ---**
Probably to investigate the
state of Pekopon's seas.
**[18:56] ---**
The young space salmon
released at this spot
**[19:00] ---**
spent hundreds of years swimming around
every corner of Pekopon's oceans collecting data,
**[19:05] ---**
and they were set to return
here today, at this time.
**[19:09] ---**
So hundreds of years ago,
there was a river like this here?
**[19:14] ---**
After years of geographical change
and development of the land,
**[19:18] ---**
it must have disappeared.
**[19:20] ---**
So the point of this operation was to restore a
river that the space salmon could come back to.
**[19:25] ---**
By the way... what does this have to
do with the invasion of Pekopon?
**[19:30] ---**
He has a point. Aren't these
fish completely useless?
**[19:35] ---**
Not quite.
**[19:37] ---**
Look.
**[19:43] ---**
The salmon...
**[19:45] ---**
The salmon are flying!
**[19:51] ---**
What's this?
**[19:52] ---**
Salmon eggs?
**[19:54] ---**
Space ikura, then...
**[19:58] ---**
Here we go!
**[19:59] ---**
So you just rub this ikura a little bit, see?
**[20:02] ---**
And then... look.
**[20:12] ---**
What's this?
**[20:16] ---**
We don't know all there is to know
about the biology of space salmon,
**[20:20] ---**
but instead of leaving offspring,
**[20:22] ---**
they have this trait where they leave
behind an archive of their memories.
**[20:26] ---**
You don't come across data as
expansive as this very often.
**[20:31] ---**
Looks much more useful
than some random weapon.
**[20:42] ---**
Where did they all go?
**[20:44] ---**
The next planet, probably.
**[20:47] ---**
Will they not come back anymore?
**[20:49] ---**
Dunno.
**[20:51] ---**
Maybe in a few hundred years...
**[20:54] ---**
No... a few thousand...
**[20:56] ---**
...they might come back to this river.
**[20:59] ---**
Good job on your long journey, shir!
**[21:02] ---**
I wish you safety wherever you go next, shir!
**[21:06] ---**
Huh?
**[21:07] ---**
Isn't this ikura a little bigger
than all the others?
**[21:12] ---**
Sis, that's...
**[21:13] ---**
...Mr. Sergeant's shirikodama.
**[21:22] ---**
Tell me that earlier!
**[21:24] ---**
I touched it with my bare hands!
**[21:26] ---**
Ah... my shirikodama...
**[21:28] ---**
Come back...
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Is shining on us again today.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Yes, this is love.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Joy and sadness come in turns.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
If you can keep a smile on your face,
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
You can become a hero.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
hiiroo ni nareru sa
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
**[23:07] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
**[23:09] ---**
I am Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[23:11] ---**
Is the wound on Giroro-senpai's
face a battle scar?
***SIGN*** Red Juice
**[23:14] ---**
Ah, that thing?
**[23:15] ---**
It must have been an awesome battle!
**[23:17] ---**
W-Well, actually...
**[23:18] ---**
I have to ask him sometime!
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:21] ---**
I... I wouldn't...
**[23:22] ---**
"Giroro: Red Demon of the Battlefield, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Lie
***SIGN*** Untruth
***SIGN*** Revealed & Concealed
***SIGN*** Black & White
**[23:26] ---**
"Keroro: Is That Lie True, Sir?"
**[23:29] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!