E322 - Giroro: Escape Impossible, Sir?! / Keroro: Rescue Impossible, Sir?!
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[00:07] [SONG] ---
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
[01:37] ---
Exiting warp.
[01:44] ---
Engine output normal.
[01:46] ---
No irregularities with the
optic monitor or sensors.
[01:51] ---
Proceeding to test mission
according to schedule.
[01:55] ---
When you are on the brink of death,
in a strange land far from your home,
[02:01] ---
what thoughts go through your mind?
[02:06] ---
Giroro: Escape Impossible, Sir?!
[02:12] ---
How are you looking, Corporal Giroro?
[02:15] ---
I'd expect no less from a test model
the army is planning to deploy.
[02:19] ---
It doesn't feel bad.
[02:21] ---
This time will be a test flight
ordered directly by HQ, sir.
[02:25] ---
Please continue gathering data
on the ship, sir.
[02:29] ---
Roger.
[02:32] ---
The test mission will now move on to Phase 2.
[02:37] ---
What?
[02:38] ---
Anomaly in test sector!
[02:40] ---
Or, like...
[02:44] ---
External monitor damaged!
[02:46] ---
And even the optic monitor is down?
[02:48] ---
This is Giroro!
[02:50] ---
What in blazes is going on?
[02:51] ---
I am unable to check the outside
from here at present.
[02:54] ---
Tell me the situation.
[02:57] ---
Is there no way we can pull
Mr. Corporal out of there?
[03:00] ---
No, looks pretty much like rescue
impossible from where I'm standing.
[03:03] ---
It might be better
not to let him know right now.
[03:07] ---
Gero...
[03:08] ---
What in the world can we do?!
[03:09] ---
Get it together!
[03:10] ---
Gero!
[03:12] ---
Giroro... The truth is...
[03:14] ---
Even I can tell what's going on right now.
[03:17] ---
Some kind of accident's
occurred in this sector,
[03:20] ---
and the aftermath of that
has damaged this ship.
[03:22] ---
Further, there is the risk of explosion,
and rescue is impossible.
[03:25] ---
Am I wrong?
[03:28] ---
Th-That's exactly right, sir.
[03:32] ---
It may be a test flight,
[03:33] ---
but unexpected troubles
do occur when out in space.
[03:37] ---
From the moment I volunteered
to be a test pilot,
[03:40] ---
I was prepared for such a thing to happen.
[03:42] ---
Corporal Giroro...
[03:44] ---
Your orders, please.
[03:45] ---
I will follow them.
[03:48] ---
Roger, sir!
[03:49] ---
We will think of a resolution
immediately, sir!
[03:57] ---
Yes.
[03:58] ---
In crisis situations like this one,
[03:59] ---
it's important to remain calm
as you analyze and deal with the situation.
[04:04] ---
However...
[04:06] ---
Picturing how I am currently isolated
in the wide expanse of space
[04:11] ---
does give me the chills.
[04:13] ---
I can't rule out the possibility that I will now
spend my final days here, all alone.
[04:22] ---
Hey! Are you listening to me, Keroro?
[04:24] ---
Wh-What is it, sir?
[04:27] ---
It's strange.
[04:29] ---
Despite the situation I'm in,
[04:31] ---
I have an incredible craving
for coffee-flavored milk.
[04:37] ---
Once you're back safely,
[04:38] ---
we'll drink some together, sir!
[04:41] ---
Yeah.
[04:42] ---
I'm looking forward to it.
[04:44] ---
Ah... come to think of it,
[04:46] ---
I left Kululu in charge of everything
relating to the specs of this ship...
[04:54] ---
What's happening?!
[04:55] ---
Don't worry, sir.
[04:57] ---
There's a space storm going
on right nearby, sir.
[05:01] ---
I... I see.
[05:07] ---
By the way, Keroro,
[05:08] ---
the temperature within the
ship is unusually high.
[05:11] ---
U-Uhhh...
[05:13] ---
There's a large heat source nearb—
[05:16] ---
Heat source?
[05:17] ---
Don't tell me we've entered
the Sun's gravitational field?
[05:22] ---
Hey, Keroro!
[05:23] ---
Respond, Keroro!
[05:24] ---
Isn't there any way we can get
Lady Natsumi—
[05:26] ---
Natsumi?
[05:27] ---
—if we can get Master Saburo
to come here—
[05:29] ---
Saburo?
[05:30] ---
What?
[05:32] ---
What are they talking about?
[05:35] ---
Don't tell me...
[05:38] ---
Gero gerori.
[05:39] ---
Those jerks...
[05:41] ---
Are they trying to bring
Natsumi and Saburo together
[05:43] ---
as part of another absurd strategy?
[05:47] ---
And in the meantime, to stop me interfering,
they used the pretext of a test flight
[05:51] ---
to send me out into space?
[05:54] ---
Hey! Keroro!
[05:55] ---
Respond!
[05:56] ---
I'm very sorry!
[05:58] ---
Uncle is currently away from his seat!
[06:03] ---
Fine... then I'll get back
to Earth by myself,
[06:06] ---
and stop whatever they're
scheming at all costs!
[06:09] ---
Wait for me, Natsumi!
[06:13] ---
This is it.
[06:14] ---
If there is a body with a large
gravitational pull nearby,
[06:17] ---
I can use that gravity
[06:19] ---
to assume a trajectory that
will take me back to the base.
[06:22] ---
Fortunately, I'm in the
Sun's gravity right now.
[06:25] ---
Swing-bys require blasting the engines
at maximum for just an instant.
[06:29] ---
I only get one chance.
[06:31] ---
Plus, in order to do that, I will have to cut
as many of the other energy systems as possible.
[06:36] ---
Corporal Giroro!
[06:37] ---
Can you hear me, sir?!
[06:39] ---
Keroro!
[06:40] ---
What do you want at this stage?!
[06:42] ---
Okay, Lady Natsumi.
[06:44] ---
Giroro!
[06:45] ---
Natsumi?
[06:47] ---
I heard everything from the stupid frog.
[06:49] ---
But, Giroro, I believe in you.
[06:52] ---
I believe that you can make it back safely,
no matter how dire things get.
[06:57] ---
Natsumi...
[06:59] ---
So that was it...
[07:01] ---
We have to somehow get Lady Natsumi—
[07:03] ---
You were... thinking of
the worst-case scenario,
[07:06] ---
and trying to make sure I heard
Natsumi's voice one last time.
[07:09] ---
—if we can get Master Saburo
to come here—
[07:11] ---
Which means...
[07:12] ---
That was... them thinking of a way to save me
using Saburo's Reality Pen.
[07:21] ---
Keroro...
[07:22] ---
I'm sorry for doubting you...
[07:24] ---
Gero?
[07:25] ---
What are you talking about, sir?
[07:28] ---
Keroro...
[07:29] ---
Natsumi... and the rest of you...
[07:31] ---
I will definitely come back alive!
[07:33] ---
Without fail... no matter what!
[07:36] ---
Natsumi!
[07:37] ---
Lady Natsumi came running here
from the bath, sir.
[07:42] ---
Don't catch a cold, Natsumi.
[07:44] ---
Is now the time to be worrying about me?
[07:47] ---
You're not wrong.
[07:52] ---
This ship will now activate
its emergency release system.
[07:57] ---
This will be swing-by navigation
beginning with the Sun's gravity.
[08:01] ---
With this, it will be possible to set this ship
on a return course to Pekopon in one movement.
[08:05] ---
I-If you're sure, sir.
[08:08] ---
I will now end communications.
[08:10] ---
I have to conserve energy in
preparation for max thrust.
[08:15] ---
Corporal Giroro,
[08:17] ---
we'll be praying for your safety, sir!
[08:20] ---
I thank you for your thoughtfulness.
[08:22] ---
Do your best, Giroro!
[08:24] ---
Yeah.
[08:25] ---
I'll see you on Pekopon.
[08:30] ---
Ah! The towel slipped!
[08:34] ---
Her towel... slipped?
[08:36] ---
In the space of a single instant, Giroro's mind
raced through countless conflicting intentions!
[08:41] ---
I see...
[08:43] ---
They said that Natsumi came
running here from the bath.
[08:46] ---
Which means that right now, on the
other side of this communication...
[08:50] ---
Nooooooo!
[08:52] ---
What are you doing?
[08:53] ---
Hurry up and turn the video on!
[08:56] ---
Wait!
[08:57] ---
Right now, we have to preserve every bit
of energy we can for the max thrust!
[09:02] ---
Don't you care if you don't
make it back to Pekopon?!
[09:06] ---
So you do a max thrust now.
[09:08] ---
It still doesn't give you a 100% chance
of making it back safely.
[09:10] ---
In fact, there's a way bigger chance
you won't make it back.
[09:13] ---
If you can't make it back alive anyway,
[09:15] ---
what's wrong with getting a glance of
Natsumi's face in your very last moments?
[09:18] ---
Is it really the face you want?
[09:20] ---
Wh-What do you mean by that?
[09:22] ---
Aren't you hiding more shameful intentions?
[09:25] ---
D-Don't be ridiculous.
[09:26] ---
As if I could think such things
in a crisis like this.
[09:29] ---
All I want is to see Natsumi's face!
[09:33] ---
Then why aren't you trying
to hold on to life?!
[09:35] ---
No matter how low the probability,
[09:37] ---
betting on that last thread of hope
is what makes a man a man!
[09:40] ---
Live! Live!
[09:42] ---
As long as you're alive,
[09:43] ---
you have all the opportunities in the world
to see Natsumi's face!
[09:47] ---
Yeah, great, her face and nothing el—
[09:48] ---
N-No no, that's not it.
[09:50] ---
No, it is it!
[09:52] ---
Hurry up and turn on the monitor already!
[09:55] ---
Believe in the future!
[09:57] ---
Live!
[09:58] ---
As long as you're alive...
[09:59] ---
As long as you're alive...!
[10:05] ---
Yes...
[10:07] ---
As long as I'm... alive...
[10:11] ---
But just a little peek!
[10:13] ---
Corporal!
[10:15] ---
What?! It's Fuyuki?!
[10:18] ---
Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! I'm so dumb!
[10:20] ---
Why didn't I just press it right away?!
[10:22] ---
Natsumi's... Natsumi's...
[10:28] ---
Emergency release system activated.
[10:30] ---
Engaging maximum thrust.
[10:36] ---
...freshly-bathed body!
[10:38] ---
Body! Body! Bodyyyyy!!
[11:06] ---
Am I... saved?
[11:10] ---
Yes!
[11:11] ---
Thank goodness!
[11:13] ---
Wow.
[11:14] ---
I was worried for a moment, sir.
[11:20] ---
This is Giroro.
[11:22] ---
Concluded test mission moments ago.
[11:24] ---
I have returned to Pekopon safely.
[11:27] ---
Awaiting recovery.
[11:33] ---
As long as you're alive...
there will always...
[11:41] ---
Engine output normal.
[11:43] ---
No irregularities with the
optic monitor or sensors.
[11:46] ---
Huh? This is what we just saw, right?
[11:49] ---
Giroro-san has arrived in the bath
on schedule!
[11:53] ---
Or, like, first-up bathing?
[11:57] ---
So what we just saw wasn't in space, but...
[12:00] ---
...in the bathtub?!
[12:05] ---
Keroro: Rescue Impossible, Sir?!
[12:10] ---
Mr. Sergeant, why are you testing
the spaceship in the bath?
[12:15] ---
Yeah, the thing about that is,
[12:17] ---
we couldn't get permission to do
a test flight in outer space.
[12:21] ---
Every sector has strict regulation nowadays.
[12:24] ---
So we decided!
[12:30] ---
We'd do the test in the Hinata house
bathtub, likening it to space, sir!
[12:35] ---
I see. So that's what was going on.
SIGN Secret
[12:38] ---
Of course, it's a secret from Giroro, okay?
[12:43] ---
How are you looking, Corporal Giroro?
[12:46] ---
I'd expect no less from a test model
the army is planning to deploy.
[12:50] ---
It doesn't feel bad.
[12:51] ---
This time will be a test flight
ordered directly by HQ, sir.
[12:56] ---
Please continue gathering data
on the ship, sir.
[13:00] ---
Roger.
[13:02] ---
Gero gero gero.
[13:04] ---
Gero?!
[13:05] ---
What?!
[13:06] ---
Anomaly in test sector!
[13:08] ---
Or, like...
[13:17] ---
Daytime baths are nice to have
every once in a while!
[13:21] ---
But... weird of Fuyuki.
[13:22] ---
Wonder why he got a hot bath
ready at this time?
[13:26] ---
We have trouble!
[13:28] ---
Natchi got in there!
[13:30] ---
This is bad, sir.
[13:32] ---
Not only were we using the Hinata bathtub
for spaceship tests without asking...
[13:36] ---
...but that's the very same tub...
[13:38] ---
...Giroro is in!
[13:40] ---
If Lady Natsumi finds out...!
[13:44] ---
Stupid frog!!
[13:45] ---
Noooooo!
[13:49] ---
Is there no way we can pull
Mr. Corporal out of there?
[13:52] ---
No, looks pretty much like rescue
impossible from where I'm standing.
[13:54] ---
It might be better
not to let him know right now.
[13:58] ---
Gero...
[13:59] ---
What in the world can we do?!
[14:01] ---
Get it together!
[14:03] ---
Gero!
[14:04] ---
Giroro... The truth is...
[14:07] ---
Even I can tell what's going on right now.
[14:10] ---
Some kind of accident's
occurred in this sector,
[14:13] ---
and the aftermath of that
has damaged this ship.
[14:15] ---
Further, there is the risk of explosion,
and rescue is impossible.
[14:18] ---
Am I wrong?
SIGN That's exactly right, sir!
[14:21] ---
Th-That's exactly right, sir.
[14:25] ---
It may be a test flight,
[14:26] ---
but unexpected troubles do
occur when out in space.
[14:30] ---
From the moment I volunteered
to be a test pilot,
[14:33] ---
I was prepared for such a thing to happen.
[14:35] ---
Corporal Giroro...
[14:36] ---
Your orders, please.
[14:37] ---
I will follow them.
[14:40] ---
Roger, sir!
[14:41] ---
We will think of a resolution
immediately, sir!
[14:46] ---
Yeah, 'cept...
[14:48] ---
...we're just gonna have to wait for Lady Natsumi
to get out of the bath, right?
[14:51] ---
Might be tricky.
[14:53] ---
Natsumi's average bath time
is 28 minutes 40 seconds.
[14:57] ---
Over 40 minutes when she takes a while.
[14:59] ---
But that ship's life support systems are
only gonna last another 20 minutes at best.
[15:04] ---
Gero?!
[15:05] ---
Really?
[15:06] ---
We have to get Natchi out of there!
SIGN Coffee-Flavored Milk
[15:15] ---
Baths remind me of public baths!
[15:17] ---
And those remind me of coffee-flavored milk!
[15:20] ---
If we zap her with these waves that make
you want to drink coffee-flavored milk,
[15:24] ---
even Lady Natsumi with her famously long
baths will get out like a superexpress, sir!
[15:25] ---
Delicious!
[15:32] ---
I suddenly feel like drinking
coffee-flavored milk for some reason.
[15:36] ---
It's super-effective, sir!
[15:38] ---
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
[15:39] ---
But the more I resist the temptation,
[15:41] ---
the better it'll taste
when I finally get some!
SIGN Failure!
[15:44] ---
Old man!
[15:44] ---
Operation failed!
[15:46] ---
Hey! Are you listening to me, Keroro?
[15:48] ---
Wh-What is it, sir?
[15:51] ---
It's strange.
[15:52] ---
Despite the situation I'm in,
[15:54] ---
I have an incredible craving
for coffee-flavored milk.
[15:57] ---
Well, yes, you would.
[15:59] ---
O-Once you're back safely,
[16:00] ---
we'll drink some together, sir!
[16:03] ---
Yeah. I'm looking forward to it.
[16:06] ---
W-We'll have to move on
to the next plan, sir!
[16:09] ---
Private Tamama!
[16:10] ---
R-Right!
[16:17] ---
Heh heh heh.
[16:18] ---
I'll fill that tiny bath with my poohekokis,
[16:22] ---
and drive Natchi out!
[16:27] ---
Take this!
[16:38] ---
Fartback!
SIGN Failure!
[16:39] ---
Operation failed!
[16:42] ---
Why is the window open?!
[16:46] ---
What's happening?!
[16:46] ---
Don't worry, sir.
[16:48] ---
There's a space storm
going on right nearby, sir.
[16:52] ---
I... I see.
[16:54] ---
Leave this to me!
[16:58] ---
If I make her laugh uproariously
with my American Joke,
[17:02] ---
heat will spread throughout her body,
[17:04] ---
and I am certain she will
want to leave the bath!
[17:07] ---
Natsumi-dono!
[17:09] ---
It's American Joke time! Let's go!
[17:13] ---
Dororo?
[17:14] ---
American jokes...? Why...
when I'm in the bath?
[17:18] ---
This joke's assured to get a
laugh in the bath, my monkey!
[17:22] ---
After all, my joke was...
[17:26] ---
...taught to me in Waterloo!
SIGN Waterloo
[17:30] ---
Hey, you!
[17:31] ---
You!
[17:32] ---
Huh?
[17:33] ---
He made the place even colder.
SIGN Failure!
[17:35] ---
Operation failed.
[17:37] ---
Freezing.
[17:38] ---
I think I'll reheat it.
[17:42] ---
By the way, Keroro,
[17:43] ---
the temperature within the
ship is unusually high...
[17:46] ---
Yes, because she reheated it.
[17:48] ---
U-Uhhh...
[17:50] ---
There's a large heat source nearb—
[17:53] ---
Gero?
[17:54] ---
He disappeared.
[17:55] ---
Isn't there any way we can get
Lady Natsumi out of the bath?
[18:00] ---
For example, if we can get
Master Saburo to come here...
[18:03] ---
The target is on the move!
[18:05] ---
Gero?!
[18:06] ---
She appears to be about
to wash her hair and body!
[18:09] ---
Gero...
[18:11] ---
In that case...!
[18:16] ---
While Lady Natsumi is washing her hair,
[18:19] ---
I'm going to recover Giroro's spaceship, sir!
[18:22] ---
Gently... quietly...
[18:26] ---
Gen—
SIGN Soap
[18:27] ---
By coincidence, soap is right in his path!
[18:29] ---
Noooo!
SIGN Slip
SIGN Soap
[18:31] ---
Ow ow ow ow ow!
[18:33] ---
STUUUUUUUPIIIIIIIIID FROOOOOOOO...
[18:38] ---
Sh-She's on fire.
[18:40] ---
Oh, right!
[18:42] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[18:43] ---
We have bigger problems, ma'am!
[18:45] ---
It's Giroro! Giroro's in trouble, ma'am!
[18:55] ---
Corporal Giroro! Can you hear me, sir?!
[18:57] ---
Keroro!
[18:58] ---
What do you want at this stage?!
[19:00] ---
Okay, Lady Natsumi.
[19:02] ---
Giroro!
[19:04] ---
Natsumi?
[19:05] ---
I heard everything from the stupid frog.
[19:08] ---
But, Giroro, I believe in you.
[19:11] ---
I believe that you can make it back safely,
no matter how dire things get.
[19:12] ---
Somehow I managed to get Lady Natsumi
out of the bath, sir...
[19:16] ---
All that's left is...
[19:18] ---
Mr. Corporal!
[19:20] ---
Where are you?
[19:22] ---
That's unusual.
[19:24] ---
The bath's not normally ready
at this time of day.
[19:27] ---
Huh? Tamama?
[19:30] ---
Fukki...
[19:32] ---
Keroro... Natsumi... and the rest of you...
[19:35] ---
I will definitely come back alive!
[19:37] ---
Without fail... no matter what!
[19:40] ---
Natsumi!
[19:41] ---
Lady Natsumi came running here
from the bath, sir.
[19:46] ---
Don't catch a cold, Natsumi.
[19:48] ---
Is now the time to be worrying about me?
[19:51] ---
You're not wrong.
[19:53] ---
This ship will now activate
its emergency release system.
[19:58] ---
This will be swing-by navigation
beginning with the Sun's gravity.
[20:02] ---
With this, it will be possible to set this ship
on a return course to Pekopon in one movement.
SIGN If you're sure, sir...
[20:07] ---
I-If you're sure, sir.
[20:09] ---
I will now end communications.
[20:12] ---
I have to conserve energy in
preparation for max thrust.
[20:17] ---
Corporal Giroro,
[20:18] ---
we'll be praying for your safety, sir!
[20:21] ---
I thank you for your thoughtfulness.
[20:23] ---
Do your best, Giroro!
[20:25] ---
Yeah.
[20:27] ---
I'll see you on Pekopon.
[20:32] ---
Corporal!
[20:33] ---
I heard everything from Tamama!
[20:36] ---
The towel slipped!
[20:38] ---
Come on, Corporal! Answer me! Corporal!
[20:43] ---
But just a little peek!
[20:44] ---
Corporal!
[20:47] ---
Huh?!
[20:48] ---
Corporal...?
[20:50] ---
Mr. Corporal!
[20:53] ---
Tama?
SIGN Giroro
[21:00] ---
...freshly-bathed body!
[21:03] ---
Body?
[21:04] ---
Wait... Mr. Corporal?!
[21:06] ---
The spaceship is safely out of the ba—
[21:08] ---
sorry,
[21:09] ---
out of danger and back from space!
[21:11] ---
Yes!
[21:12] ---
Thank goodness!
[21:13] ---
Wow.
[21:15] ---
I was worried for a moment, sir.
[21:18] ---
Looks like they managed to avoid
Natsumi-chan finding out.
[21:22] ---
So, now all that's over,
[21:23] ---
everyone, don't stay in the bath too long.
[21:26] ---
This is Giroro.
[21:28] ---
Concluded test mission moments ago.
[21:30] ---
I have returned to Pekopon safely.
[21:33] ---
Awaiting recovery.
[21:40] ---
Mr. Corporal?!
[21:42] ---
Where did you go this time?
[21:46] ---
Where am I?!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:28] [SONG] ---
A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:32] [SONG] ---
You can master it, sir.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:45] [SONG] ---
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Yoroshiku suimin
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:59] [SONG] ---
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[23:03] [SONG] ---
Yoroshiku suimin
[23:03] [SONG] ---
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
Kuttsuichatta
[23:15] [SONG] ---
She's stuck on me!
[23:22] ---
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:24] ---
Modern cellphones come with cameras,
TV, and a bunch of other stuff,
SIGN Menu Zoom
[23:28] ---
but aren't they just
ripping off the Kero Ball?
[23:31] ---
If those things start firing beams,
[23:33] ---
I'm gonna sue!
[23:34] ---
Never mind that!
[23:35] ---
Cutting it close.
[23:37] ---
"Keroro: Enter the Space
Home Alone Boss, Sir!"
[23:41] ---
"Natsumi's Combat Cameraman Training, Sir!"
[23:45] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:47] ---
Ge-Gero!
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