# E322 - Giroro: Escape Impossible, Sir?! / Keroro: Rescue Impossible, Sir?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV2NJ2/giroro-escape-impossible-sir--keroro-rescue-impossible-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:37] ---**
Exiting warp.
**[01:44] ---**
Engine output normal.
**[01:46] ---**
No irregularities with the
optic monitor or sensors.
**[01:51] ---**
Proceeding to test mission
according to schedule.
**[01:55] ---**
When you are on the brink of death,
in a strange land far from your home,
**[02:01] ---**
what thoughts go through your mind?
**[02:06] ---**
Giroro: Escape Impossible, Sir?!
**[02:12] ---**
How are you looking, Corporal Giroro?
**[02:15] ---**
I'd expect no less from a test model
the army is planning to deploy.
**[02:19] ---**
It doesn't feel bad.
**[02:21] ---**
This time will be a test flight
ordered directly by HQ, sir.
**[02:25] ---**
Please continue gathering data
on the ship, sir.
**[02:29] ---**
Roger.
**[02:32] ---**
The test mission will now move on to Phase 2.
**[02:37] ---**
What?
**[02:38] ---**
Anomaly in test sector!
**[02:40] ---**
Or, like...
**[02:44] ---**
External monitor damaged!
**[02:46] ---**
And even the optic monitor is down?
**[02:48] ---**
This is Giroro!
**[02:50] ---**
What in blazes is going on?
**[02:51] ---**
I am unable to check the outside
from here at present.
**[02:54] ---**
Tell me the situation.
**[02:57] ---**
Is there no way we can pull
Mr. Corporal out of there?
**[03:00] ---**
No, looks pretty much like rescue
impossible from where I'm standing.
**[03:03] ---**
It might be better
not to let him know right now.
**[03:07] ---**
Gero...
**[03:08] ---**
What in the world can we do?!
**[03:09] ---**
Get it together!
**[03:10] ---**
Gero!
**[03:12] ---**
Giroro... The truth is...
**[03:14] ---**
Even I can tell what's going on right now.
**[03:17] ---**
Some kind of accident's
occurred in this sector,
**[03:20] ---**
and the aftermath of that
has damaged this ship.
**[03:22] ---**
Further, there is the risk of explosion,
and rescue is impossible.
**[03:25] ---**
Am I wrong?
**[03:28] ---**
Th-That's exactly right, sir.
**[03:32] ---**
It may be a test flight,
**[03:33] ---**
but unexpected troubles
do occur when out in space.
**[03:37] ---**
From the moment I volunteered
to be a test pilot,
**[03:40] ---**
I was prepared for such a thing to happen.
**[03:42] ---**
Corporal Giroro...
**[03:44] ---**
Your orders, please.
**[03:45] ---**
I will follow them.
**[03:48] ---**
Roger, sir!
**[03:49] ---**
We will think of a resolution
immediately, sir!
**[03:57] ---**
Yes.
**[03:58] ---**
In crisis situations like this one,
**[03:59] ---**
it's important to remain calm
as you analyze and deal with the situation.
**[04:04] ---**
However...
**[04:06] ---**
Picturing how I am currently isolated
in the wide expanse of space
**[04:11] ---**
does give me the chills.
**[04:13] ---**
I can't rule out the possibility that I will now
spend my final days here, all alone.
**[04:22] ---**
Hey! Are you listening to me, Keroro?
**[04:24] ---**
Wh-What is it, sir?
**[04:27] ---**
It's strange.
**[04:29] ---**
Despite the situation I'm in,
**[04:31] ---**
I have an incredible craving
for coffee-flavored milk.
**[04:37] ---**
Once you're back safely,
**[04:38] ---**
we'll drink some together, sir!
**[04:41] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:42] ---**
I'm looking forward to it.
**[04:44] ---**
Ah... come to think of it,
**[04:46] ---**
I left Kululu in charge of everything
relating to the specs of this ship...
**[04:54] ---**
What's happening?!
**[04:55] ---**
Don't worry, sir.
**[04:57] ---**
There's a space storm going
on right nearby, sir.
**[05:01] ---**
I... I see.
**[05:07] ---**
By the way, Keroro,
**[05:08] ---**
the temperature within the
ship is unusually high.
**[05:11] ---**
U-Uhhh...
**[05:13] ---**
There's a large heat source nearb—
**[05:16] ---**
Heat source?
**[05:17] ---**
Don't tell me we've entered
the Sun's gravitational field?
**[05:22] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[05:23] ---**
Respond, Keroro!
**[05:24] ---**
Isn't there any way we can get
Lady Natsumi—
**[05:26] ---**
Natsumi?
**[05:27] ---**
—if we can get Master Saburo
to come here—
**[05:29] ---**
Saburo?
**[05:30] ---**
What?
**[05:32] ---**
What are they talking about?
**[05:35] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[05:38] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[05:39] ---**
Those jerks...
**[05:41] ---**
Are they trying to bring
Natsumi and Saburo together
**[05:43] ---**
as part of another absurd strategy?
**[05:47] ---**
And in the meantime, to stop me interfering,
they used the pretext of a test flight
**[05:51] ---**
to send me out into space?
**[05:54] ---**
Hey! Keroro!
**[05:55] ---**
Respond!
**[05:56] ---**
I'm very sorry!
**[05:58] ---**
Uncle is currently away from his seat!
**[06:03] ---**
Fine... then I'll get back
to Earth by myself,
**[06:06] ---**
and stop whatever they're
scheming at all costs!
**[06:09] ---**
Wait for me, Natsumi!
**[06:13] ---**
This is it.
**[06:14] ---**
If there is a body with a large
gravitational pull nearby,
**[06:17] ---**
I can use that gravity
**[06:19] ---**
to assume a trajectory that
will take me back to the base.
**[06:22] ---**
Fortunately, I'm in the
Sun's gravity right now.
**[06:25] ---**
Swing-bys require blasting the engines
at maximum for just an instant.
**[06:29] ---**
I only get one chance.
**[06:31] ---**
Plus, in order to do that, I will have to cut
as many of the other energy systems as possible.
**[06:36] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[06:37] ---**
Can you hear me, sir?!
**[06:39] ---**
Keroro!
**[06:40] ---**
What do you want at this stage?!
**[06:42] ---**
Okay, Lady Natsumi.
**[06:44] ---**
Giroro!
**[06:45] ---**
Natsumi?
**[06:47] ---**
I heard everything from the stupid frog.
**[06:49] ---**
But, Giroro, I believe in you.
**[06:52] ---**
I believe that you can make it back safely,
no matter how dire things get.
**[06:57] ---**
Natsumi...
**[06:59] ---**
So that was it...
**[07:01] ---**
We have to somehow get Lady Natsumi—
**[07:03] ---**
You were... thinking of
the worst-case scenario,
**[07:06] ---**
and trying to make sure I heard
Natsumi's voice one last time.
**[07:09] ---**
—if we can get Master Saburo
to come here—
**[07:11] ---**
Which means...
**[07:12] ---**
That was... them thinking of a way to save me
using Saburo's Reality Pen.
**[07:21] ---**
Keroro...
**[07:22] ---**
I'm sorry for doubting you...
**[07:24] ---**
Gero?
**[07:25] ---**
What are you talking about, sir?
**[07:28] ---**
Keroro...
**[07:29] ---**
Natsumi... and the rest of you...
**[07:31] ---**
I will definitely come back alive!
**[07:33] ---**
Without fail... no matter what!
**[07:36] ---**
Natsumi!
**[07:37] ---**
Lady Natsumi came running here
from the bath, sir.
**[07:42] ---**
Don't catch a cold, Natsumi.
**[07:44] ---**
Is now the time to be worrying about me?
**[07:47] ---**
You're not wrong.
**[07:52] ---**
This ship will now activate
its emergency release system.
**[07:57] ---**
This will be swing-by navigation
beginning with the Sun's gravity.
**[08:01] ---**
With this, it will be possible to set this ship
on a return course to Pekopon in one movement.
**[08:05] ---**
I-If you're sure, sir.
**[08:08] ---**
I will now end communications.
**[08:10] ---**
I have to conserve energy in
preparation for max thrust.
**[08:15] ---**
Corporal Giroro,
**[08:17] ---**
we'll be praying for your safety, sir!
**[08:20] ---**
I thank you for your thoughtfulness.
**[08:22] ---**
Do your best, Giroro!
**[08:24] ---**
Yeah.
**[08:25] ---**
I'll see you on Pekopon.
**[08:30] ---**
Ah! The towel slipped!
**[08:34] ---**
Her towel... slipped?
**[08:36] ---**
In the space of a single instant, Giroro's mind
raced through countless conflicting intentions!
**[08:41] ---**
I see...
**[08:43] ---**
They said that Natsumi came
running here from the bath.
**[08:46] ---**
Which means that right now, on the
other side of this communication...
**[08:50] ---**
Nooooooo!
**[08:52] ---**
What are you doing?
**[08:53] ---**
Hurry up and turn the video on!
**[08:56] ---**
Wait!
**[08:57] ---**
Right now, we have to preserve every bit
of energy we can for the max thrust!
**[09:02] ---**
Don't you care if you don't
make it back to Pekopon?!
**[09:06] ---**
So you do a max thrust now.
**[09:08] ---**
It still doesn't give you a 100% chance
of making it back safely.
**[09:10] ---**
In fact, there's a way bigger chance
you *won't* make it back.
**[09:13] ---**
If you can't make it back alive anyway,
**[09:15] ---**
what's wrong with getting a glance of
Natsumi's face in your very last moments?
**[09:18] ---**
Is it really the *face* you want?
**[09:20] ---**
Wh-What do you mean by that?
**[09:22] ---**
Aren't you hiding more shameful intentions?
**[09:25] ---**
D-Don't be ridiculous.
**[09:26] ---**
As if I could think such things
in a crisis like this.
**[09:29] ---**
All I want is to see Natsumi's face!
**[09:33] ---**
Then why aren't you trying
to hold on to life?!
**[09:35] ---**
No matter how low the probability,
**[09:37] ---**
betting on that last thread of hope
is what makes a man a man!
**[09:40] ---**
Live! Live!
**[09:42] ---**
As long as you're alive,
**[09:43] ---**
you have all the opportunities in the world
to see Natsumi's face!
**[09:47] ---**
Yeah, great, her face and nothing el—
**[09:48] ---**
N-No no, that's not it.
**[09:50] ---**
No, it is it!
**[09:52] ---**
Hurry up and turn on the monitor already!
**[09:55] ---**
Believe in the future!
**[09:57] ---**
Live!
**[09:58] ---**
As long as you're alive...
**[09:59] ---**
As long as you're alive...!
**[10:05] ---**
Yes...
**[10:07] ---**
As long as I'm... alive...
**[10:11] ---**
But just a little peek!
**[10:13] ---**
Corporal!
**[10:15] ---**
What?! It's Fuyuki?!
**[10:18] ---**
Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! I'm so dumb!
**[10:20] ---**
Why didn't I just press it right away?!
**[10:22] ---**
Natsumi's... Natsumi's...
**[10:28] ---**
Emergency release system activated.
**[10:30] ---**
Engaging maximum thrust.
**[10:36] ---**
...freshly-bathed body!
**[10:38] ---**
Body! Body! Bodyyyyy!!
**[11:06] ---**
Am I... saved?
**[11:10] ---**
Yes!
**[11:11] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[11:13] ---**
Wow.
**[11:14] ---**
I was worried for a moment, sir.
**[11:20] ---**
This is Giroro.
**[11:22] ---**
Concluded test mission moments ago.
**[11:24] ---**
I have returned to Pekopon safely.
**[11:27] ---**
Awaiting recovery.
**[11:33] ---**
As long as you're alive...
there will always...
**[11:41] ---**
Engine output normal.
**[11:43] ---**
No irregularities with the
optic monitor or sensors.
**[11:46] ---**
Huh? This is what we just saw, right?
**[11:49] ---**
Giroro-san has arrived in the bath
on schedule!
**[11:53] ---**
Or, like, first-up bathing?
**[11:57] ---**
So what we just saw wasn't in space, but...
**[12:00] ---**
...in the bathtub?!
**[12:05] ---**
Keroro: Rescue Impossible, Sir?!
**[12:10] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, why are you testing
the spaceship in the bath?
**[12:15] ---**
Yeah, the thing about that is,
**[12:17] ---**
we couldn't get permission to do
a test flight in outer space.
**[12:21] ---**
Every sector has strict regulation nowadays.
**[12:24] ---**
So we decided!
**[12:30] ---**
We'd do the test in the Hinata house
bathtub, likening it to space, sir!
**[12:35] ---**
I see. So that's what was going on.
***SIGN*** Secret
**[12:38] ---**
Of course, it's a secret from Giroro, okay?
**[12:43] ---**
How are you looking, Corporal Giroro?
**[12:46] ---**
I'd expect no less from a test model
the army is planning to deploy.
**[12:50] ---**
It doesn't feel bad.
**[12:51] ---**
This time will be a test flight
ordered directly by HQ, sir.
**[12:56] ---**
Please continue gathering data
on the ship, sir.
**[13:00] ---**
Roger.
**[13:02] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[13:04] ---**
Gero?!
**[13:05] ---**
What?!
**[13:06] ---**
Anomaly in test sector!
**[13:08] ---**
Or, like...
**[13:17] ---**
Daytime baths are nice to have
every once in a while!
**[13:21] ---**
But... weird of Fuyuki.
**[13:22] ---**
Wonder why he got a hot bath
ready at this time?
**[13:26] ---**
We have trouble!
**[13:28] ---**
Natchi got in there!
**[13:30] ---**
This is bad, sir.
**[13:32] ---**
Not only were we using the Hinata bathtub
for spaceship tests without asking...
**[13:36] ---**
...but that's the very same tub...
**[13:38] ---**
...Giroro is in!
**[13:40] ---**
If Lady Natsumi finds out...!
**[13:44] ---**
Stupid frog!!
**[13:45] ---**
Noooooo!
**[13:49] ---**
Is there no way we can pull
Mr. Corporal out of there?
**[13:52] ---**
No, looks pretty much like rescue
impossible from where I'm standing.
**[13:54] ---**
It might be better
not to let him know right now.
**[13:58] ---**
Gero...
**[13:59] ---**
What in the world can we do?!
**[14:01] ---**
Get it together!
**[14:03] ---**
Gero!
**[14:04] ---**
Giroro... The truth is...
**[14:07] ---**
Even I can tell what's going on right now.
**[14:10] ---**
Some kind of accident's
occurred in this sector,
**[14:13] ---**
and the aftermath of that
has damaged this ship.
**[14:15] ---**
Further, there is the risk of explosion,
and rescue is impossible.
**[14:18] ---**
Am I wrong?
***SIGN*** That's exactly right, sir!
**[14:21] ---**
Th-That's exactly right, sir.
**[14:25] ---**
It may be a test flight,
**[14:26] ---**
but unexpected troubles do
occur when out in space.
**[14:30] ---**
From the moment I volunteered
to be a test pilot,
**[14:33] ---**
I was prepared for such a thing to happen.
**[14:35] ---**
Corporal Giroro...
**[14:36] ---**
Your orders, please.
**[14:37] ---**
I will follow them.
**[14:40] ---**
Roger, sir!
**[14:41] ---**
We will think of a resolution
immediately, sir!
**[14:46] ---**
Yeah, 'cept...
**[14:48] ---**
...we're just gonna have to wait for Lady Natsumi
to get out of the bath, right?
**[14:51] ---**
Might be tricky.
**[14:53] ---**
Natsumi's average bath time
is 28 minutes 40 seconds.
**[14:57] ---**
Over 40 minutes when she takes a while.
**[14:59] ---**
But that ship's life support systems are
only gonna last another 20 minutes at best.
**[15:04] ---**
Gero?!
**[15:05] ---**
Really?
**[15:06] ---**
We have to get Natchi out of there!
***SIGN*** Coffee-Flavored Milk
**[15:15] ---**
Baths remind me of public baths!
**[15:17] ---**
And those remind me of coffee-flavored milk!
**[15:20] ---**
If we zap her with these waves that make
you want to drink coffee-flavored milk,
**[15:24] ---**
even Lady Natsumi with her famously long
baths will get out like a superexpress, sir!
**[15:25] ---**
Delicious!
**[15:32] ---**
I suddenly feel like drinking
coffee-flavored milk for some reason.
**[15:36] ---**
It's super-effective, sir!
**[15:38] ---**
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
**[15:39] ---**
But the more I resist the temptation,
**[15:41] ---**
the better it'll taste
when I finally get some!
***SIGN*** Failure!
**[15:44] ---**
Old man!
**[15:44] ---**
Operation failed!
**[15:46] ---**
Hey! Are you listening to me, Keroro?
**[15:48] ---**
Wh-What is it, sir?
**[15:51] ---**
It's strange.
**[15:52] ---**
Despite the situation I'm in,
**[15:54] ---**
I have an incredible craving
for coffee-flavored milk.
**[15:57] ---**
Well, yes, you would.
**[15:59] ---**
O-Once you're back safely,
**[16:00] ---**
we'll drink some together, sir!
**[16:03] ---**
Yeah. I'm looking forward to it.
**[16:06] ---**
W-We'll have to move on
to the next plan, sir!
**[16:09] ---**
Private Tamama!
**[16:10] ---**
R-Right!
**[16:17] ---**
Heh heh heh.
**[16:18] ---**
I'll fill that tiny bath with my poohekokis,
**[16:22] ---**
and drive Natchi out!
**[16:27] ---**
Take this!
**[16:38] ---**
Fartback!
***SIGN*** Failure!
**[16:39] ---**
Operation failed!
**[16:42] ---**
Why is the window open?!
**[16:46] ---**
What's happening?!
**[16:46] ---**
Don't worry, sir.
**[16:48] ---**
There's a space storm
going on right nearby, sir.
**[16:52] ---**
I... I see.
**[16:54] ---**
Leave this to me!
**[16:58] ---**
If I make her laugh uproariously
with my American Joke,
**[17:02] ---**
heat will spread throughout her body,
**[17:04] ---**
and I am certain she will
want to leave the bath!
**[17:07] ---**
Natsumi-dono!
**[17:09] ---**
It's American Joke time! Let's go!
**[17:13] ---**
Dororo?
**[17:14] ---**
American jokes...? Why...
when I'm in the bath?
**[17:18] ---**
This joke's assured to get a
laugh in the bath, my monkey!
**[17:22] ---**
After all, my joke was...
**[17:26] ---**
...taught to me in Waterloo!
***SIGN*** Waterloo
**[17:30] ---**
Hey, you!
**[17:31] ---**
You!
**[17:32] ---**
Huh?
**[17:33] ---**
He made the place even colder.
***SIGN*** Failure!
**[17:35] ---**
Operation failed.
**[17:37] ---**
Freezing.
**[17:38] ---**
I think I'll reheat it.
**[17:42] ---**
By the way, Keroro,
**[17:43] ---**
the temperature within the
ship is unusually high...
**[17:46] ---**
Yes, because she reheated it.
**[17:48] ---**
U-Uhhh...
**[17:50] ---**
There's a large heat source nearb—
**[17:53] ---**
Gero?
**[17:54] ---**
He disappeared.
**[17:55] ---**
Isn't there any way we can get
Lady Natsumi out of the bath?
**[18:00] ---**
For example, if we can get
Master Saburo to come here...
**[18:03] ---**
The target is on the move!
**[18:05] ---**
Gero?!
**[18:06] ---**
She appears to be about
to wash her hair and body!
**[18:09] ---**
Gero...
**[18:11] ---**
In that case...!
**[18:16] ---**
While Lady Natsumi is washing her hair,
**[18:19] ---**
I'm going to recover Giroro's spaceship, sir!
**[18:22] ---**
Gently... quietly...
**[18:26] ---**
Gen—
***SIGN*** Soap
**[18:27] ---**
By coincidence, soap is right in his path!
**[18:29] ---**
Noooo!
***SIGN*** Slip
***SIGN*** Soap
**[18:31] ---**
Ow ow ow ow ow!
**[18:33] ---**
STUUUUUUUPIIIIIIIIID FROOOOOOOO...
**[18:38] ---**
Sh-She's on fire.
**[18:40] ---**
Oh, right!
**[18:42] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[18:43] ---**
We have bigger problems, ma'am!
**[18:45] ---**
It's Giroro! Giroro's in trouble, ma'am!
**[18:55] ---**
Corporal Giroro! Can you hear me, sir?!
**[18:57] ---**
Keroro!
**[18:58] ---**
What do you want at this stage?!
**[19:00] ---**
Okay, Lady Natsumi.
**[19:02] ---**
Giroro!
**[19:04] ---**
Natsumi?
**[19:05] ---**
I heard everything from the stupid frog.
**[19:08] ---**
But, Giroro, I believe in you.
**[19:11] ---**
I believe that you can make it back safely,
no matter how dire things get.
**[19:12] ---**
Somehow I managed to get Lady Natsumi
out of the bath, sir...
**[19:16] ---**
All that's left is...
**[19:18] ---**
Mr. Corporal!
**[19:20] ---**
Where are you?
**[19:22] ---**
That's unusual.
**[19:24] ---**
The bath's not normally ready
at this time of day.
**[19:27] ---**
Huh? Tamama?
**[19:30] ---**
Fukki...
**[19:32] ---**
Keroro... Natsumi... and the rest of you...
**[19:35] ---**
I will definitely come back alive!
**[19:37] ---**
Without fail... no matter what!
**[19:40] ---**
Natsumi!
**[19:41] ---**
Lady Natsumi came running here
from the bath, sir.
**[19:46] ---**
Don't catch a cold, Natsumi.
**[19:48] ---**
Is now the time to be worrying about me?
**[19:51] ---**
You're not wrong.
**[19:53] ---**
This ship will now activate
its emergency release system.
**[19:58] ---**
This will be swing-by navigation
beginning with the Sun's gravity.
**[20:02] ---**
With this, it will be possible to set this ship
on a return course to Pekopon in one movement.
***SIGN*** If you're sure, sir...
**[20:07] ---**
I-If you're sure, sir.
**[20:09] ---**
I will now end communications.
**[20:12] ---**
I have to conserve energy in
preparation for max thrust.
**[20:17] ---**
Corporal Giroro,
**[20:18] ---**
we'll be praying for your safety, sir!
**[20:21] ---**
I thank you for your thoughtfulness.
**[20:23] ---**
Do your best, Giroro!
**[20:25] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:27] ---**
I'll see you on Pekopon.
**[20:32] ---**
Corporal!
**[20:33] ---**
I heard everything from Tamama!
**[20:36] ---**
The towel slipped!
**[20:38] ---**
Come on, Corporal! Answer me! Corporal!
**[20:43] ---**
But just a little peek!
**[20:44] ---**
Corporal!
**[20:47] ---**
Huh?!
**[20:48] ---**
Corporal...?
**[20:50] ---**
Mr. Corporal!
**[20:53] ---**
Tama?
***SIGN*** Giroro
**[21:00] ---**
...freshly-bathed body!
**[21:03] ---**
Body?
**[21:04] ---**
Wait... Mr. Corporal?!
**[21:06] ---**
The spaceship is safely out of the ba—
**[21:08] ---**
sorry,
**[21:09] ---**
out of danger and back from space!
**[21:11] ---**
Yes!
**[21:12] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[21:13] ---**
Wow.
**[21:15] ---**
I was worried for a moment, sir.
**[21:18] ---**
Looks like they managed to avoid
Natsumi-chan finding out.
**[21:22] ---**
So, now all that's over,
**[21:23] ---**
everyone, don't stay in the bath too long.
**[21:26] ---**
This is Giroro.
**[21:28] ---**
Concluded test mission moments ago.
**[21:30] ---**
I have returned to Pekopon safely.
**[21:33] ---**
Awaiting recovery.
**[21:40] ---**
Mr. Corporal?!
**[21:42] ---**
Where did you go this time?
**[21:46] ---**
Where am I?!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
**[23:24] ---**
Modern cellphones come with cameras,
TV, and a bunch of other stuff,
***SIGN*** Menu Zoom
**[23:28] ---**
but aren't they just
ripping off the Kero Ball?
**[23:31] ---**
If those things start firing beams,
**[23:33] ---**
I'm gonna sue!
**[23:34] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:35] ---**
Cutting it close.
**[23:37] ---**
"Keroro: Enter the Space
Home Alone Boss, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Natsumi's Combat Cameraman Training, Sir!"
**[23:45] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!