E248 - Keroro: Don't Call Me Mommy, Sir! / Yoshiokadaira Masayoshi: Delusions are Mine, Sir!

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[00:32] [SONG] ---
    We are always being pushed
    forward by something
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    As we search for the
    secrets of the mysteries.
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Oh-oh-oh!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    O-O-O!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    On a global scale,
    we might be in a revolution.
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    We have greeted the time
     of our evolution.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    No matter how tiny the riddle,
    I can't leave it alone.
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    I can't stop questioning.
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Gimon ga mou tomaran
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Daawin datte dare datte
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    If he found the secret of a mystery,
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
    to know where it leads.
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    kitto kitto ketsumatsu
    ga shiritaku naru n' da
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Hide and seek?
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Kakurenbo?
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Yep yep!
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Haai hai
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Hopscotch?
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Kenkenpa?
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Hoi hoi!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Hooi hoi
[01:26] [SONG] ---
    All the things I wanna try,
    with my love for you beside.
[01:26] [SONG] ---
    Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[01:30] [SONG] ---
    Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[01:30] [SONG] ---
    suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:33] [SONG] ---
    Take your first step forward with me.
[01:33] [SONG] ---
    Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:39] [SONG] ---
    Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:39] [SONG] ---
    Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:45] [SONG] ---
    We are always searching for something
[01:45] [SONG] ---
    Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:51] [SONG] ---
    As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:51] [SONG] ---
    kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:56] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:56] [SONG] ---
    Never gonna stop bouken!
[02:04] ---
    Sergeant Keroro is sleeping soundly, but...
[02:07] ---
    Huh?
[02:09] ---
    What's this?
[02:13] ---
    Gero?
[02:14] ---
    What is it?
[02:26] ---
    "Abu"?
[02:29] ---
    A baby?!
[02:35] ---
    Keroro: Don't Call Me Mommy, Sir!
[02:42] ---
    Keroro, when did you make a baby?
[02:45] ---
    Big brother, I am not mentally
    prepared yet to have a family.
[02:48] ---
    Commander-dono,
[02:49] ---
    congratulations.
[02:50] ---
    I hope you fill us in on how this happened.
[02:54] ---
    It's not what you think!
[02:56] ---
    This obviously isn't my child!
[02:59] ---
    Somebody dropped it off on my bed!
[03:03] ---
    Gero...
[03:04] ---
    That tickles.
[03:09] ---
    U-Uncle...
[03:11] ---
    Uncle had a secret love child?!
[03:13] ---
    How could you?
[03:15] ---
    You're terrible!
[03:16] ---
    You toyed with my affections!
[03:18] ---
    Lady Mois!
[03:20] ---
    I was drunk that time!
[03:21] ---
    Lady Mois!
[03:22] ---
    Lady Mois!
[03:26] ---
    Ge-Gero!
[03:29] ---
    It's okay! It's okay!
[03:30] ---
    Sorry I yelled!
[03:34] ---
    H-How do you make a baby stop crying?
[03:36] ---
    Um...
[03:37] ---
    It's obvious. When it cries...
[03:40] ---
    Boo!
SIGN    Waaaaaah!!
[03:49] ---
    Um...
[03:50] ---
    Perhaps the baby is hungry.
[03:53] ---
    That's it!
[03:56] ---
    Gero...
[03:58] ---
    They're out of milk.
[04:00] ---
    So what should I do?!
[04:02] ---
    Why do I hear a baby crying?
[04:06] ---
    A Keronian baby!
[04:07] ---
    Adorable! What happened?
[04:09] ---
    More importantly, milk! I need milk!
[04:11] ---
    This child is hungry!
[04:13] ---
    Milk?
[04:14] ---
    You don't seriously intend
    to give it cold milk?
[04:17] ---
    Gero?
[04:21] ---
    You give lukewarm powdered milk to babies.
[04:23] ---
    You can't suddenly have it drink
    something that's ice-cold.
[04:26] ---
    R-Really?
[04:30] ---
    Put ice water in a Tupperware container.
[04:32] ---
    Gero.
[04:34] ---
    Here it is!
[04:35] ---
    It's still a little too hot,
    so we have to cool it off.
[04:40] ---
    It should be okay if it doesn't
    feel hot on your skin.
[04:44] ---
    And it's ready!
[04:47] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[04:48] ---
    It's time for the invasion meeting, Keroro!
[04:53] ---
    There you go...
[04:55] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[04:57] ---
    You just imagined something, didn't you?
[05:00] ---
    You can tell the baby likes it, huh?
[05:02] ---
    It's already finished!
[05:06] ---
    Huh?
[05:07] ---
    Maybe it wasn't enough.
[05:09] ---
    Why?!
[05:10] ---
    For some reason, I want to be
    appealing as the "guy babies like"!
[05:14] ---
    Leave it to me!
[05:16] ---
    Peek-a... boo!
SIGN    Waaaaah!!
[05:23] ---
    You only made it worse by scaring the baby!
[05:25] ---
    Sorry...
[05:28] ---
    It's already empty!
[05:30] ---
    It looks like the baby's finally full.
[05:32] ---
    That's an alien for you.
[05:35] ---
    Now I have to burp it.
[05:37] ---
    L-Let me do it!
[05:39] ---
    All right, hold the baby in a
    position that makes it easy to burp,
[05:41] ---
    and gently rub its back.
[05:44] ---
    L-Like this?
[05:48] ---
    Gero...
[05:49] ---
    What is this warmth?
[05:52] ---
    So what's the story on this baby, Sarge?
[05:55] ---
    Actually...
[05:57] ---
    ...blah-blah-blah-blah,
     so I don't know what to do.
[06:02] ---
    It probably thinks you're
    its mother, stupid frog.
[06:06] ---
    O-Oh, come on!
[06:07] ---
    But... this must mean something.
[06:11] ---
    Since it's come to this, until I can
    find this child's real parents...
[06:14] ---
    Shhh!
[06:16] ---
    ...I'll take responsibility
    and take care of it myself.
[06:20] ---
    You have your good points, stupid frog.
[06:22] ---
    You made a hasty commitment, Sarge,
    but are you sure you can follow through?
[06:30] ---
    Gero?
[06:32] ---
    Are you hungwy?
[06:34] ---
    Hold on.
[06:42] ---
    There you go.
[06:43] ---
    Burp!
[06:53] ---
    Gero...
[07:01] ---
    Burp!
[07:05] ---
    Gero?
[07:06] ---
    There, there...
[07:09] ---
    Okay, okay. Wait a second.
[07:16] ---
    Gero...
[07:16] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[07:19] ---
    Sorry about that!
[07:20] ---
    I hardly got any sleep last night.
[07:22] ---
    So for today's invasion meeting,
[07:25] ---
    let's think of a name for this little tyke.
[07:28] ---
    What the heck is that?!
[07:29] ---
    In the first place, this child's parents
    must have already given it a name.
[07:33] ---
    That's fine. We can just
    give it a temporary name.
[07:39] ---
    Gero?
[07:40] ---
    What's wrong?
[07:41] ---
    Your diaper?
[07:43] ---
    I'll cwean it up right away.
[07:46] ---
    Hey!
[07:47] ---
    So, Mr. Sergeant,
[07:49] ---
    do you have an idea for the child's name?
[07:52] ---
    No. I've been thinking about it all day,
[07:55] ---
    but I haven't been hit with inspiration.
[07:57] ---
    You need to think more about
    our actual mission, dummy!
[08:00] ---
    It's a baby, or akanbou,
    so "Akaka" would be too cutesy.
SIGN    Akaka
SIGN    Bebibi
[08:04] ---
    Bebibi, too...
[08:05] ---
    If it was born on Pekopon,
[08:07] ---
    how about Pepopo?
[08:09] ---
    No good. The number of strokes
    for that is bad luck.
[08:11] ---
    Are you wretches listening to me?!
[08:12] ---
    Be that as it may,
    nothing is more soothing than
[08:16] ---
    a baby's pure smile...
[08:18] ---
    Gero-gerori!
[08:19] ---
    Nice aim!
[08:25] ---
    Or, like, target bullseye?
[08:30] ---
    W-Well, overlook this, everyone...
[08:37] ---
    There, there...
[08:43] ---
    Burp!
SIGN    Dazed
[08:58] ---
    Gero?!
[08:59] ---
    Sorry about that!
[09:01] ---
    Wet's change your diaper!
SIGN    Sticky
[09:05] ---
    Hey, now!
SIGN    Sticky
SIGN    Potato
[09:06] ---
    My snacks are sticky.
SIGN    Sticky
[09:08] ---
    My scroll...
[09:10] ---
    My phone...
SIGN    Sticky
[09:13] ---
    Or, like, sticky substance?
[09:19] ---
    Who's there?
SIGN    Sticky
[09:22] ---
    Wait!
[09:22] ---
    You mustn't touch that!
[09:31] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Rumble Rumble Rumble
[09:35] ---
    Gero?
[09:36] ---
    It seems I drifted off.
[09:39] ---
    So, what's up?
[09:40] ---
    It's about that baby...
[09:48] ---
    Gero...
[09:49] ---
    H-Hey, Keroro...
[09:51] ---
    W-Well, that's what a baby does...
[09:54] ---
    It's okay! I don't care!
[09:56] ---
    If this baby grows up without any worries,
[09:59] ---
    one or two broken Gundam models
[10:00] ---
    is a small price to pay...
[10:05] ---
    Gero!
[10:06] ---
    Mommy...
[10:06] ---
    Mommy!
[10:08] ---
    Mommy!
[10:10] ---
    M-Mommy?
[10:13] ---
    Mommy!
[10:16] ---
    That's right! One or two models,
    that's nothing!
[10:19] ---
    Mommy!
[10:20] ---
    I'm your daddy, not your mommy.
[10:24] ---
    Mommy!
[10:25] ---
    Well, whichever...
[10:27] ---
    M-Mr. Sergeant?
[10:29] ---
    He's changed so much...
[10:31] ---
    Kekkero-kun!
[10:34] ---
    I've got it!
[10:35] ---
    Your name is Babubu!
SIGN    Name Babubu
[10:38] ---
    And two weeks later...
[10:41] ---
    You know,
[10:42] ---
    Babubu has really grown
    in a short period of time.
[10:45] ---
    Uncle,
[10:46] ---
    we're blowing through this year's
[10:48] ---
    entire invasion budget on
    Babubu's food expenses alone.
[10:51] ---
    Or, like, very costly?
[10:53] ---
    What does HQ say
[10:55] ---
    about the whereabouts
     of Babubu's parents?
[10:57] ---
    They don't have any news whatsoever, sir.
[10:59] ---
    But you can't keep raising
    this child forever.
[11:03] ---
    Oh, I intend to raise Babubu
    to be a fine sergeant,
[11:06] ---
    and then he'll accomplish
    the invasion of Pekopon!
[11:09] ---
    Then you don't intend to do it yourself?
[11:12] ---
    More importantly,
[11:13] ---
    it's impossible for a Keronian
    to grow that big naturally.
[11:17] ---
    What are you talking about?!
[11:19] ---
    That face!
[11:20] ---
    The arms and legs!
[11:22] ---
    He's clearly a full-fledged Keronian!
[11:26] ---
    Even if he is a little big...
[11:32] ---
    Mommy! Mommy!
[11:34] ---
    Gero!
[11:35] ---
    What's wrong? Your diaper?
    You want Mommy? Which one?
[11:38] ---
    Gero...
[11:42] ---
    Gero!
[11:43] ---
    Kululu, call a doctor!
[11:44] ---
    Tamama, call a fire truck!
[11:45] ---
    Giroro, get some hot water!
[11:47] ---
    Dororo, bring some tea!
[11:48] ---
    Lady Mois, um...
[11:49] ---
    B-Babubu?!
[11:54] ---
    What the heck is going on?!
[12:01] ---
    What the...?
[12:02] ---
    Babubu...
[12:03] ---
    ...wasn't Keronian?
[12:05] ---
    It seems he's a Space Cuckoo
    from the planet Nikko.
SIGN    Planet Nikko Space Cuckoo
[12:09] ---
    It's a Shrewd-type space creature
    that impersonates the child
[12:13] ---
    of another alien race so they'll raise it.
[12:14] ---
    What the heck is that?!
[12:16] ---
    Leaving my parental feelings in limbo!
[12:21] ---
    What am I supposed to do with
    all this milk and diapers?!
[12:24] ---
    And fix my Gundam models!
[12:28] ---
    Gero...
[12:38] ---
    Be well, Babubu...
[12:42] ---
    Sergeant Keroro thought he had
    some idea of how a parent feels.
[12:48] ---
    Mommy!
[13:04] ---
    This is Point Charlie.
[13:06] ---
    Target confirmed.
[13:07] ---
    Countdown.
[13:09] ---
    Roger.
[13:10] ---
    5...
[13:11] ---
    4...
[13:11] ---
    3...
[13:12] ---
    2...
[13:13] ---
    1!
[13:14] ---
    Here I go!
[13:20] ---
    F-Fuyuki-kun...
[13:22] ---
    Good morning!
SIGN    Miyata
[13:27] ---
    G-Good morning!
SIGN    Fuyuki-kun
[13:35] ---
    Huh?
[13:36] ---
    Fool!
[13:37] ---
    You're standing by behind
    the wrong utility pole!
SIGN    Nishizawa Family Point Charlie
[13:40] ---
    Point Charlie.
SIGN    Pub Pet Charlene
[13:42] ---
    Pet Charlene.
[13:44] ---
    I blew it!
[13:47] ---
    Yoshiokadaira Masayoshi, 20 years old.
[13:49] ---
    Employee number 880245
    of the Nishizawa Group.
[13:52] ---
    A member of the Momoka Protection Squad.
[13:57] ---
    Yoshiokadaira Masayoshi:
    Delusions are Mine, Sir!
[14:05] ---
    This is a problem.
[14:06] ---
    Being energetic was his
    only saving grace before.
[14:09] ---
    Ever since then, Yoshiokadaira has
    lost all confidence in himself...
[14:13] ---
    ...and can't even return to active duty.
[14:15] ---
    Leave it to me!
[14:16] ---
    If I bring the Keron Army's
    miraculous science to bear,
[14:19] ---
    restoring his confidence
    will be a piece of cake!
[14:22] ---
    Then please help.
SIGN    Rub
    Rub
[14:24] ---
    Then when we succeed,
[14:26] ---
    well, how can I put this, perhaps
    there will be something for us...
[14:29] ---
    I understand.
[14:30] ---
    So that's what he's after...
[14:37] ---
    Are you awake, Yoshiokadaira-kun?!
[14:42] ---
    What are you going to do to me?!
[14:44] ---
    Gero gero!
[14:45] ---
    We're going to give you a new life.
[14:49] ---
    Looking Down on People Eyedrops!
[14:52] ---
    Eyedrops?
[14:54] ---
    Lid.
[14:55] ---
    Yo!
[14:56] ---
    Shiokadaira!
[14:58] ---
    All right...
[14:59] ---
    Okay, lights!
[15:00] ---
    Target is locked on!
[15:03] ---
    Gero gerori!
[15:04] ---
    All right...
[15:06] ---
    Fire!
SIGN    Confidence
[15:26] ---
    I'm burning with confidence!
[15:30] ---
    When these eyedrops are administered,
[15:31] ---
    I'm full of it!
[15:32] ---
    the person is filled with
    confidence for no reason.
[15:35] ---
    I can do it!
[15:36] ---
    I can do anything!
[15:38] ---
    You, the inconspicuous one!
[15:40] ---
    M-Me?
[15:43] ---
    Come at me with that.
[15:45] ---
    What?!
[15:46] ---
    Do it!
[15:47] ---
    I'll show you how strong I am now.
[15:49] ---
    Now!
[15:51] ---
    I see it! Slap!
[15:57] ---
    B-But...
[15:59] ---
    No need to hold back.
[16:00] ---
    Pardon me!
[16:03] ---
    I see it!
[16:04] ---
    Slap!
[16:05] ---
    Ow!
SIGN    Chortle Chortle
[16:09] ---
    Gero?
[16:10] ---
    Wait a second.
[16:12] ---
    Maybe this is...
[16:15] ---
    This is just warming up.
[16:17] ---
    It's preparing the Yoshiokadaira legend
[16:19] ---
    for the universe!
[16:21] ---
    You're something of a soldier.
[16:24] ---
    So you're going to show off
    your marksmanship skill?
[16:27] ---
    That's the idea.
[16:30] ---
    Hmm...
[16:33] ---
    Here I go!
[16:36] ---
    Whoa!
[16:37] ---
    Hmm...
[16:43] ---
    Huh?
[16:45] ---
    You didn't even hit it once?!
SIGN    Chortle Chortle
[16:48] ---
    I didn't want to waste the paper!
[16:52] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Treat Paper with Respect
[16:53] ---
    This guy really is...
SIGN    Scholarship and the Martial Arts
[16:57] ---
    A member of the
    Momoka Protection Squad...
[16:59] ---
    ...needs to be a good warrior
     and a good scholar!
[17:02] ---
    A good warrior and a good scholar...
[17:04] ---
    ...means cooking?
[17:05] ---
    My way!
[17:06] ---
    I'll show you...
[17:08] ---
    ...how a man cooks!
[17:11] ---
    Wow! Amazing!
[17:13] ---
    Marry me!
[17:14] ---
    He's our man! He's our man!
[17:16] ---
    He's our man!
[17:17] ---
    He's our man! He's our man!
[17:20] ---
    Here I go!
[17:22] ---
    Cabbage!
SIGN    Chortle Chortle
[17:25] ---
    Gero!
[17:27] ---
    You're an unconventional cabbage that
    hasn't been tainted by the majors.
[17:31] ---
    He can do it!
[17:32] ---
    This guy can do it!
[17:35] ---
    Laymen can't understand.
[17:37] ---
    The bumbling comedic skill that
    he naturally has in spades.
[17:40] ---
    And it's a very rare thing.
[17:43] ---
    Then all of this was an act?
[17:49] ---
    You figured it out?
[17:51] ---
    You impressed us all with
    your comedic stylings.
SIGN    A wise man keeps some...
[17:55] ---
    Detailed, meticulous, and bold...
[17:58] ---
    As someone with the soul
    of an entertainer myself,
[18:00] ---
    I can say that your true power
    is a thing to behold.
[18:03] ---
    They say a wise man keeps
    some of something or other.
[18:06] ---
    Actually, I've been taking that perspective,
[18:07] ---
    with an eye towards becoming the
    successor of the Nishizawa family.
[18:11] ---
    The successor to Momocchi's father?!
SIGN    Jealousy
[18:14] ---
    Hey, now...
[18:16] ---
    You remind me of when I was younger.
[18:19] ---
    I want you to eventually lead the
    Nishizawa family as my successor.
[18:25] ---
    Well, I don't want to do it,
    but I don't have any choice.
[18:29] ---
    But what'll become of Momocchi?
[18:32] ---
    Lady Momoka is crazy about Master Fuyuki,
[18:35] ---
    so there's no room for you
    to get in there, Yoshio-kun.
[18:38] ---
    The president values ability
    over everything else.
[18:40] ---
    Besides...
[18:42] ---
    I don't have much time left...
[18:45] ---
    What are you talking about, President?!
[18:47] ---
    You've got to hang in there!
[18:49] ---
    I'm leaving everything to you...
[18:52] ---
    Momoka and Ouka...
[18:55] ---
    Take care of them!
[18:59] ---
    President Nishizawa!
[19:01] ---
    No...
[19:02] ---
    Father!
[19:05] ---
    Well, I am Momoka-chan's protector, after all.
SIGN    A wise man keeps some...
[19:09] ---
    That happened when I
    wasn't paying attention?!
[19:12] ---
    I didn't realize you'd gotten
     so close to power.
SIGN    Delusion
[19:15] ---
    The power of incredible delusions.
[19:18] ---
    The successor to the Nishizawa family,
    which holds 51% of Pekopon's economy...
[19:21] ---
    If that's true...
[19:24] ---
    Whee!
[19:24] ---
    Yoshiokadaira-kun!
[19:26] ---
    You and I are close friends!
[19:28] ---
    That's right!
[19:29] ---
    Friendship knows no borders!
[19:31] ---
    They deserve each other...
[19:39] ---
    Nishizawa family successor, yeah, right!
[19:42] ---
    It's not his fault.
[19:44] ---
    The Looking Down on People
    Eyedrops kindles delusions
[19:47] ---
    and brings forth baseless confidence.
[19:49] ---
    Right now, he's all mouth.
[19:52] ---
    Or, like, nonsense theories?
[19:54] ---
    Then what about the
    commander and Tamama-dono?
[19:56] ---
    Those who believe are beyond saving!
[20:01] ---
    High-level me has returned!
[20:03] ---
    It seems you've gotten all
    of your confidence back.
[20:06] ---
    Good timing.
[20:07] ---
    Mother is coming home,
[20:09] ---
    so I'd like you to be security for...
[20:12] ---
    Leave it to me.
[20:13] ---
    The world is calling me.
[20:16] ---
    Um, her mother...
[20:19] ---
    Ouka, who shall be my wife in the near-future.
[20:22] ---
    Then it is...
[20:25] ---
    T-Termites...
[20:27] ---
    She's close!
[20:28] ---
    What are you afraid of?
[20:30] ---
    I am...
[20:31] ---
    ...the future president
    of the Nishizawa family.
[20:34] ---
    Then...
[20:36] ---
    Oh!
[20:37] ---
    If you're friends of my husband,
    then you're valued guests.
[20:40] ---
    Go ahead.
[20:41] ---
    Well, dig in!
[20:43] ---
    Aye!
[20:44] ---
    This is how we can free
    ourselves from being termites!
SIGN    Freedom From Being Termites
[20:52] ---
    Guns won't do you any good.
[21:01] ---
    Trifling.
[21:02] ---
    Hey!
[21:03] ---
    You're being standoffish, Ouka.
[21:05] ---
    So you're back, eh?
[21:07] ---
    Long time no see.
[21:09] ---
    Oh, long time no see!
[21:13] ---
    Ouka, let's build a new
    Nishizawa family together...
[21:20] ---
    The eyedrops!
[21:21] ---
    Oof!
[21:22] ---
    As always, you have no sense of timing.
[21:25] ---
    Huh? Where am I?
[21:28] ---
    You scum...
SIGN    Hunter!
[21:34] ---
    Mother...
[21:35] ---
    Huh?
[21:36] ---
    Yes'm!
[21:37] ---
    Termite #1 here!
[21:39] ---
    Termite #2 here!
[21:40] ---
    Termite #3 here!
[21:43] ---
    Mother!
[21:45] ---
    Welcome home, Mother!
[21:47] ---
    H-Hi...
[21:51] ---
    I'm back.
[21:52] ---
    Yoshiokadaira Masayoshi, 20 years old.
[21:54] ---
    Employee number 880245
    of the Nishizawa Group.
[21:58] ---
    A member of the Momoka Protection Squad.
[21:59] ---
    Back on duty, as Termite #3.
SIGN    Termite #3
[22:03] ---
    So why a termite?
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    I planned on thinking,
    but I just got sleepy again.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Kangaeru tsumori ga mata nemuku nari
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    (Yawn...)
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    (fua~~)
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Keroro!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Keroro!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It happens a lot on Pekopon.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon ja yoku aru koto
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    On Keron, they got mad at me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Keron ja... okorareta~
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    (Study!)
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    (Gakushuu shiro!)
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Fighting until my body dries out.
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Tatakai de kono karada ga kawaku made
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Woorrgh!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Uo~~)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    You liar!
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Uso da!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    I can't go back to my planet.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Hoshi ni wa kaerenai
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    (So many fond memories...)
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    (Mina, natsukashii...)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    I do not really care.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Betsu ni ii desuu
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Couldn't care less...
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Betsu ni ii zee~
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    When in Rome,
    we're all in on it together.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Gou ni haitchaeba nareai jan
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    (Yay! ♪)
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    (Iei♪)
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    We'll go back home.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    O-uchi ni kaeru
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Where?
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Doko da
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    The home we'll go back to.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Kaeru o-uchi wa
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    Kekero? It's the secret base.
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    Kekero? himitsu kichi da to
[23:07] [SONG] ---
    (Guess so.)
[23:07] [SONG] ---
    (Ma~ na)
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    I think, sir.
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    omou de arimasu
[23:11] [SONG] ---
    One, two!
[23:11] [SONG] ---
    See no!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Not a betrayal.
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Uragiri ja naku
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    A grand operation!
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    daisakusen
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    We're just lying low.
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    senpukuchuu to
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    So we'll say in our report, which we'll
    turn in just before the deadline.
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    houkoku sa teishutsu wa shimekiri no chokuzen
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    ...When was it again?
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    ...Itsu da kke??
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    (Preparing early is the crux of it...)
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    (Hayame ni junbi ga kimo de gozaru yo...)
[23:28] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero!
[23:28] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero!
[23:29] [SONG] ---
    (S-Something other than
    invasion, though, please!)
[23:29] [SONG] ---
    (Shi-Shinryaku igai de o-tanomimousu!)
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero?!
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero?!
[23:38] ---
    Chief Dororo here!
[23:40] ---
    Sengoku Ran Star is controlled
    by the Musha Vipers!
[23:43] ---
    I swear that I will regain
    this land's former peace!
[23:47] ---
    Wherever I go, light follows!
[23:49] ---
    My shadow is always deep,
     like my presence!
[23:52] ---
    That aside,
[23:54] ---
    have we come to the end?
[23:55] ---
    "Musha Kero, Volume V: Keronians
    in the Hidden Fortress, Great Sir!"
[24:00] ---
    One full-length story. How's that?
[24:02] ---
    Ge-Gero!