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E340 - Aki: Real Ramen, Sir! / Joriri: Fake Ramen, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo Printing
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo Printing Inc.
[01:38] ---
    Somehow I managed to get the
    manuscript in on time...
[01:41] ---
    It was a really close call this time.
[01:44] ---
    I understand agonizing over ideas, but he
    got influenced by too many people's opinions,
[01:48] ---
    and the work didn't go in
    a single cohesive direction...
SIGN    Bear With the Flavor
    Ramen
[01:53] ---
    The voices of the fans are important,
    of course, but even more so is...
[01:56] ---
    ...to hit them with your conviction that
    what you're doing really is fun and interesting.
SIGN    Ramen Gyoza
SIGN    Noodles
    
    
    Ramen Alley
SIGN    Use
    Your
    Noodle
SIGN    Ramen
    
    
    Piping Hot Ramen
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo Ramen
SIGN    Ramen
    Fried Rice
    Gyoza
SIGN    Ramen
SIGN    Open
SIGN    Ramen
    Tsukemen
SIGN    Oohashi Ramen
    Chinese-Style Soba
[02:06] ---
    I suddenly realized that I hadn't
    eaten for the entire day.
SIGN    Open
SIGN    Victory
SIGN    Victory Ramen
    Ramen
[02:10] ---
    It's strange how you suddenly get hungry
    when you release all your tension.
SIGN    Open
SIGN    Dandan noodles
    Ramen
[02:17] ---
    Half past three right now.
[02:19] ---
    Middle of nowhen.
SIGN    Bargain Lunch Menu
    A Set: Ramen + Fried Rice ¥800
    B Set: Ramen + Mabo Don ¥800
SIGN    Only 20 Available!
    Nabeyaki Ramen
    
    Special Gyoza
     x 3 ¥300
    x 6 ¥500
[02:21] ---
    Anyway, the job of an editor
    has you working crazy hours.
SIGN    Open Ramen
[02:25] ---
    Poor kids...
SIGN    Bargain Lunch Menu
    A Set: Ramen + Fried Rice ¥800
    B Set: Ramen + Mabo Don ¥800
[02:28] ---
    Hm. Ramen again. Why not?
SIGN    Ramen
SIGN    K Ramen
[02:33] ---
    A cart?
SIGN    Bargain Lunch Menu
    A Set: Ramen + Fried Rice ¥800
    B Set: Ramen + Mabo Don ¥800
[02:36] ---
    That's unusual.
[02:38] ---
    Excuse me, are you open already?
[02:41] ---
    Sure. Welcome!
[02:44] ---
    Gero!!
[02:49] ---
    Aki: Real Ramen, Sir!
SIGN    Hinata Noodle Shop Ramen
[02:55] ---
    This place is nicknamed Ramen Street.
[02:58] ---
    I use it a lot.
SIGN    Hakata Ramen
    Yummy
SIGN    Mendou Shutaro
SIGN    Kagoshima Ramen
[03:01] ---
    I'm pretty sure I've been into
    all the ramen places around here.
SIGN    K Ramen
[03:04] ---
    Why is Kero-chan suddenly here?
[03:07] ---
    Kero-chan—
[03:09] ---
    No, let's not.
[03:11] ---
    Asking him would just create complications.
[03:14] ---
    So you started up a ramen cart.
[03:16] ---
    Yes... Well... I'm only doing
    as I've seen others do.
[03:20] ---
    Very classic!
[03:22] ---
    We don't see places like this
    around much recently.
[03:26] ---
    Everyone tells me that.
[03:28] ---
    But there's nothing wrong with the taste.
[03:30] ---
    What can I get you?
[03:32] ---
    Well, let's see...
SIGN    Menu
    Ramen ¥600
    Large Ramen ¥750
    Special (Please ask)
[03:34] ---
    Easy to ask what... But it's the first time I've
    been here, so I really don't have a clue.
[03:39] ---
    And that goes double,
     since the cart is run by Kero-chan.
[03:42] ---
    The special, then, please.
[03:44] ---
    Sure! One special, coming right up.
SIGN    K Ramen
SIGN    Menu
    Ramen ¥600
    Large Ramen ¥750
    Special (Please ask)
[03:47] ---
    Here ya go!
[03:48] ---
    Whoa, that was fast!
SIGN    Gunpramen (¥1200)
[03:49] ---
    Gunpramen, 1200 yen.
SIGN    Gunpramen (¥1200)
    Momentarily makes you doubt what
    has been placed in front of you.
[03:52] ---
    Momentarily makes you doubt what
    has been placed in front of you.
[03:55] ---
    Water, free.
SIGN    "Water" (free)
[03:57] ---
    None can tell that the cup
    once contained a pudding.
SIGN    None can tell
    that the cup
    once contained
    a pudding.
[04:02] ---
    Oh, dear...
[04:04] ---
    I cooked it so the firmness is just right
    to cut up with chopsticks.
[04:07] ---
    Put it together before it goes soggy.
[04:09] ---
    Th-Thanks for the food...
[04:11] ---
    ...assuming it is food...
[04:23] ---
    It worked.
[04:24] ---
    You're pretty good, ma'am!
[04:26] ---
    Sure you haven't done this before?
[04:27] ---
    Huh? Uh, if you say so...
[04:30] ---
    Gero gerori.
[04:31] ---
    This ramen should win over the Pekoponians!
[04:35] ---
    Pekoponians love ramen!
SIGN    Tasty
    Ramen
    Data
[04:37] ---
    No, it wouldn't be an exaggeration
    to say they are in love with ramen!
SIGN    K Ramen
SIGN    Wait time
     5 hours
[04:41] ---
    We'll get them addicted to this ramen,
[04:43] ---
    and use that opportunity to
    get the invasion finished in no time!
[04:46] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[04:49] ---
    You really can make it.
[04:50] ---
    It's more fun than I thought.
[04:52] ---
    But I can't get in the mood to eat it.
[04:57] ---
    Gero?!
[04:57] ---
    Lady Mom... is there...
    something you're unhappy with?
[05:01] ---
    Um, I wouldn't say unhappy...
[05:03] ---
    See, I told you that's no good!
SIGN    Ramen
[05:07] ---
    Maybe you should try my ramen
    instead of this wannabe's!
[05:12] ---
    I will also not be beaten!
[05:14] ---
    I've also tr—
[05:15] ---
    Ready to be surprised, madam?
SIGN    Noodlemeister
    Mr. Tamama
[05:18] ---
    Ramen is about the noodles!
[05:20] ---
    I made all the noodles into Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN    200% Zoom
[05:23] ---
    Mr. Sergeant ramen, 950 yen.
SIGN    Mr. Sergeant Ramen
    ¥950
[05:26] ---
    Sarge's face wherever you cut the noodles.
[05:28] ---
    Puts you off when you lock eyes with him.
SIGN    Self-Appointed Artisan
    Dororo-kun
[05:31] ---
    Unperturbed by the label of "ramen,"
[05:33] ---
    I insisted upon using only the ultimate
    in fresh natural ingredients.
[05:36] ---
    Foliage ramen, 850 yen.
SIGN    Foliage Ramen
    ¥850
[05:39] ---
    Deliberately withhold the fact that
    leveraging nature has actually made it unnatural.
[05:43] ---
    Is this... environmental destruction?
SIGN    In Charge Of Moxie
    Shopkeep Giroro
[05:46] ---
    Soft and weak!
[05:48] ---
    Ramen ingredients need to be exciting!
SIGN    Survival Ramen
    ¥1500
[05:51] ---
    Survival ramen, 1500 yen.
[05:53] ---
    When you look at its blazing flames,
    only one thought runs through your mind.
[05:58] ---
    Too exciting.
[06:00] ---
    Mine's loaded with vegetables.
SIGN    Development Department
    Kululu-san
[06:02] ---
    Full of ingredients
    you could probably eat at camp.
SIGN    Chunky Curry: ¥900
[06:06] ---
    Chunky curry, 900 yen.
[06:08] ---
    When a curry house starts dabbling
    in curry as a side menu,
[06:11] ---
    it's not long for this world.
[06:16] ---
    What to say...
[06:18] ---
    I really don't know.
[06:20] ---
    Well?! How was our ramen?!
[06:23] ---
    I want you to just come out and say
    whatever you're thinking, ma'am!
[06:27] ---
    Are you sure?
[06:29] ---
    Okay, then, I will.
SIGN    Handmade Ramen
[06:30] ---
    They're all very novel.
[06:32] ---
    Overwhelmingly original and unique.
[06:36] ---
    But these are... fundamentally not ramen.
[06:40] ---
    Don't try and be fancy.
[06:42] ---
    I'd want you to hit me with your conviction
    that what you're making really is delicious.
[06:46] ---
    Ah... what am I saying?
[06:48] ---
    It's like I'm back at work.
[06:51] ---
    Work has nothing to do with ramen.
[06:58] ---
    Or something... I'm sorry.
[07:01] ---
    I'm really a complete novice
    when it comes to ramen.
[07:04] ---
    I understand, ma'am.
[07:06] ---
    We can't just shamefully slink away.
    To do so would spit on the name of K Ramen!
SIGN    K Ramen
[07:10] ---
    Without fail, we will make ramen that
    will knock your socks off, ma'am!
[07:15] ---
    Yeah!
[07:21] ---
    Why does it always end up this way?
[07:24] ---
    So!
SIGN    "This forced soy flavor" Lonely Ramen
SIGN    "Blow,
    blow"
SIGN    "Yeah,
    it's great!"
[07:26] ---
    We're going to make a new ramen, sir!
[07:28] ---
    It is the noodles!
[07:30] ---
    We should put our strength into the noodles!
[07:32] ---
    What are you talking about?
[07:33] ---
    If there are no impactful ingredients,
    it's nothing more than plain noodles!
[07:36] ---
    They don't call that ramen!
[07:38] ---
    No, I believe we should use healt—
[07:40] ---
    Eh, why not just do a curry?
SIGN    Lonely Ramen
SIGN    Curry
[07:42] ---
    Noo, noodles! It must be noodles!
    You tomato head!
[07:45] ---
    Okay, okay!
[07:47] ---
    You will all be in charge of
    your respective fields, sir!
[07:50] ---
    Got it, sir?!
[07:55] ---
    Space boar!
SIGN    Space Boar
[07:58] ---
    Darn it!
[07:59] ---
    This is the greatest char siu
    in the universe!
[08:11] ---
    Ingredient acquired!
[08:18] ---
    I will redeem myself with
    healthy ingredients!
[08:21] ---
    Space menma.
SIGN    Space Menma
[08:29] ---
    Okay.
[08:32] ---
    Unbeatably good noodles...
[08:34] ---
    ...are made!
SIGN    Space Noodles
[08:36] ---
    Space noodles.
[08:46] ---
    Now I've completed a soup
    which will silence all doubters, sir!
SIGN    Space Whole Chicken Soup
[08:51] ---
    Space whole chicken soup.
[08:54] ---
    Wanna eat curry...
[08:56] ---
    Here ya go!
[08:58] ---
    Th...
[08:59] ---
    This is...
SIGN    Snack Noodles
[09:01] ---
    Snack noodles!
[09:02] ---
    Noodles with so much substance,
    they can even be eaten as snacks!
SIGN    Mr. Tamama
[09:06] ---
    I made them!
SIGN    Space Mononoke Char Siu (produced by Giroro)
[09:08] ---
    Space mononoke char siu.
[09:10] ---
    The taste is exquisite!
SIGN    In charge: Giroro
[09:11] ---
    I... I was the one who defeated it.
SIGN    Cross-shaped Menma (Supervision: Dororo)
[09:14] ---
    Cross-shaped menma.
[09:15] ---
    A gift given out of nature's sacrifice!
[09:17] ---
    Sacrifice?!
SIGN    Artisan Dororo
SIGN    Naruto
    by Kululu
[09:19] ---
    Naruto.
[09:20] ---
    They're not just any regular old naruto. Believe it.
[09:23] ---
    And the best finishing touch in the universe:
SIGN    (Made by Sergeant Keroro) Special Soup
[09:25] ---
    Sergeant Keroro's special soup!
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro (Representing K Ramen)
[09:29] ---
    How is it?!
[09:30] ---
    Yes. This is it.
[09:32] ---
    This is it!
[09:34] ---
    Gero?
[09:40] ---
    Thank you for the food.
[09:43] ---
    Or, like, regal looking?
[09:45] ---
    Why is she showing such... zeal?
[09:48] ---
    It is all going to her head!
[10:14] ---
    We can do this... We can actually do this!
[10:19] ---
    Our K Ramen...
[10:22] ---
    ...can invade Pekopon, sir!
[10:28] ---
    We did it!
[10:30] ---
    Thank you very much.
[10:31] ---
    H...
[10:32] ---
    How was it? The taste?
[10:34] ---
    It was proper ramen.
[10:37] ---
    Yes!
[10:38] ---
    But... this is no good.
[10:41] ---
    This ramen had no character.
[10:44] ---
    No matter how good the
    individual ingredients are,
[10:47] ---
    if all of them are
    going in different directions,
[10:50] ---
    it doesn't have a unified character.
[10:52] ---
    Gero...
[10:53] ---
    Even if each individual soldier is skilled,
[10:57] ---
    they have to unite and work together,
    or the strategy won't succeed, right?
[11:00] ---
    I see...
[11:02] ---
    So that's how it is, ma'am!
SIGN    Firm-Noodle, Rich-Broth Ramen
[11:04] ---
    Each of us was just working
    in our own direction.
[11:07] ---
    The scales have fallen from my eyes!
[11:09] ---
    It's important to become a cohesive unit.
[11:13] ---
    Keroro Platoon,
[11:14] ---
    now is the time we must unite,
[11:16] ---
    and this time, make the ultimate ramen, sir!
SIGN    K Ramen
[11:19] ---
    Yeah!
[11:23] ---
    I'd love to see your conviction again.
[11:27] ---
    Although... don't they have to invade?
[11:31] ---
    It goes without saying that they delved
    even deeper into the way of ramen,
[11:34] ---
    and forgot completely about what they were
    supposed to be doing for their invasion.
[11:47] ---
    Okay!
[11:49] ---
    Somehow, I made it through another day.
[11:53] ---
    It was a really close call this time.
[11:57] ---
    It's good that they both
    have their own opinions,
[11:59] ---
    but it's not good to get too heated.
[12:03] ---
    There's something wrong with kids these days.
[12:05] ---
    Always about themselves.
[12:08] ---
    I'd like them to have the humility to
    lend an ear to others once in a while.
SIGN    Preparing
[12:13] ---
    What's all this about?
SIGN    Ramen Gyoza
SIGN    Noodles
    
    
    Ramen Alley
SIGN    Use
    Your
    Noodle
SIGN    Ramen
    
    
    Piping Hot Ramen
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo Ramen
[12:16] ---
    Hmm de hmm de hmm de hmm-dah...
SIGN    Ramen
    Tsukemen
SIGN    Oohashi Ramen
    Chinese-Style Soba
[12:23] ---
    I suddenly realized that I hadn't
    eaten for the entire day.
SIGN    Preparing
[12:28] ---
    It's strange how you suddenly get hungry
    when you find yourself at ease.
SIGN    Preparing
SIGN    K Ramen
[12:38] ---
    Maybe I'll go for ramen today.
[12:42] ---
    Heya, 'scuse me!
[12:43] ---
    Hey. Welcome!
[12:46] ---
    Gero!!
[12:51] ---
    Joriri: Fake Ramen, Sir!
SIGN    K Ramen
[12:59] ---
    J-Joriri...
[13:01] ---
    W-Welcome, sir.
[13:03] ---
    Wh-Why are you here?
SIGN    Menu
    Ramen ¥600
    Large Ramen ¥750
    Special (Please ask)
[13:06] ---
    These guys again...
[13:08] ---
    Dollars to donuts they figured they'd
    "Invade with ramen!" or something again.
[13:12] ---
    Bingo.
[13:14] ---
    What can I get you?
SIGN    Menu
    Ramen ¥600
    Large Ramen ¥750
    Special (Please ask)
[13:18] ---
    Easy to ask what...
    But it's the first time I've been here,
[13:21] ---
    so how am I meant to choose?
[13:24] ---
    And that goes double,
     since the cart is run by these guys.
[13:29] ---
    Okay. Gimme one special.
[13:31] ---
    Sure thing. One special coming up.
[13:34] ---
    Hey. This... is going to be fine, right?
[13:37] ---
    Have faith in me, sir.
[13:40] ---
    This will be the birth of our masterpiece
    ramen, captivating all who eat it, sir!
SIGN    Menu
    Ramen ¥600
    Large Ramen ¥750
    Special (Please ask)
[13:45] ---
    Here ya go!
[13:46] ---
    Darn, you're quick!
SIGN    Special Keroro Ramen Z
    ¥800
[13:48] ---
    Special Keroro Ramen Z, 800 yen.
[13:51] ---
    He calls it his masterpiece ramen.
[13:53] ---
    Huh...
[13:55] ---
    More normal than I thought.
[14:16] ---
    Hey... There's no reaction,
    no yum or anything.
[14:20] ---
    Th-This is strange, sir.
[14:25] ---
    Thanks!
[14:27] ---
    How much?
[14:28] ---
    E-Eight hundred yen, sir.
[14:31] ---
    Okey-dokey.
[14:33] ---
    Ah. Crud.
[14:35] ---
    Forgot my wallet...
[14:36] ---
    Wh-What's wrong, sir?
[14:39] ---
    Don't tell me... he forgot his wallet?
[14:42] ---
    What?!
[14:43] ---
    Joriri! Excuse me!
[14:45] ---
    Don't tell me you have no money?!
[14:47] ---
    Nnnno?
[14:49] ---
    Crud... They know...
[14:51] ---
    Stupid frog!
[14:53] ---
    Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki!
[14:55] ---
    Natsumi!
[14:56] ---
    We heard you started a ramen cart!
[14:58] ---
    Mom told us.
[14:59] ---
    We'll do you the favor of tasting it!
[15:02] ---
    A special, please.
[15:03] ---
    One for me, too!
[15:04] ---
    S-Sure! Thank you very much!
SIGN    Menu
    Ramen ¥600
    Large Ramen ¥750
    Special (Please ask)
[15:07] ---
    Here ya go.
[15:09] ---
    Let's see, now.
[15:10] ---
    Thank you!
[15:16] ---
    How is it?
[15:18] ---
    W-Well...
[15:21] ---
    It's not bad, but...
[15:23] ---
    It's okay!
[15:25] ---
    Something feels... missing...
[15:32] ---
    Gero.
SIGN    Phony smiles
[15:34] ---
    Blatantly phony smiles.
[15:35] ---
    Awkward reactions where they aren't saying
    it's bad, but can't say it's good, either.
SIGN    Awkward reactions
[15:41] ---
    Explain yourself, Keroro!
[15:42] ---
    I bet you screwed it up
    somehow again, didn't you?!
[15:45] ---
    N-No, certainly not.
[15:48] ---
    I did exactly as always
    while preparing the soup!
SIGN    Making Gundam models
[15:50] ---
    Making Gundam models, exactly as always.
[15:52] ---
    You did a slipshod job
    of it again, didn't you?!
[15:55] ---
    Can't breathe...
[15:56] ---
    Stop it, you two.
[15:58] ---
    Why bother with him? He's always doing this.
[16:00] ---
    You are always doing this!
[16:01] ---
    Forgive me, sir!
[16:03] ---
    Never!
[16:04] ---
    It's Gunpramen! What do you want from me?!
[16:06] ---
    It was... back when I
    succeeded as a day trader,
[16:09] ---
    and lived every day in the lap of luxury...
[16:13] ---
    You are despicable.
[16:15] ---
    Is that all you think of me?
[16:17] ---
    Please! Forgive me!
[16:18] ---
    No, I will not!
[16:20] ---
    What irredeemable plebs.
[16:22] ---
    If I slapped 'em round the cheeks
    with this wad of cash,
[16:24] ---
    they'd probably choke with tears.
[16:27] ---
    Hey. Lowlifes.
[16:29] ---
    What? Lowlifes?!
[16:31] ---
    Who gave you the right
    to talk to me like that?!
[16:35] ---
    What's with this flashback?
[16:38] ---
    Hey! Lowlifes!
[16:40] ---
    Gero?
[16:41] ---
    Have you heard the phrase "Friends you
    can argue with are a beautiful thing"?
[16:46] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[16:49] ---
    If you don't argue, you're ugly!
[16:52] ---
    I... think you might have
    misinterpreted that...
[16:57] ---
    Wh-What are you trying to say?
[16:59] ---
    If you ask me, ugly men...
[17:01] ---
    ...are more exciting and spicy for women!
[17:04] ---
    Spicy...?
[17:06] ---
    Spice...
[17:07] ---
    That's it! Spice!
[17:09] ---
    Gero?
[17:10] ---
    I thought this ramen was missing something!
[17:13] ---
    It doesn't have enough spice!
[17:15] ---
    Ah, you might be right!
[17:16] ---
    All right!
[17:18] ---
    J-Joriri...
[17:20] ---
    Is he giving advice for our ramen?
[17:23] ---
    It's delicious!
[17:25] ---
    Yeah, this is great!
[17:27] ---
    Yep! This is excellent!
[17:29] ---
    Wh-What a coincidence...
[17:31] ---
    It's worth trying, though.
[17:36] ---
    You just want us to give you
    your meal for free, don't you?
[17:39] ---
    You probably just came up with
    any old thing out of desperation, sir!
SIGN    K Ramen
[17:45] ---
    Okay, Giroro, taste-test please!
[17:47] ---
    N-No, you, idiot, what are... stop!
[17:54] ---
    Hihee! Hoo hihee!
[17:56] ---
    Giroro's crying...
[17:57] ---
    N-N-No, I'm not!
[17:59] ---
    Th-This is sweat!
[18:01] ---
    A likely story.
[18:03] ---
    You're trying to hide it!
[18:04] ---
    I said it's sweat!
[18:06] ---
    I mean, for crying out loud,
    Keroro, dial it back a bit!
[18:09] ---
    Darn you...
[18:10] ---
    It was when I went to a sushi place.
[18:15] ---
    I can't go on...
[18:16] ---
    You're...
[18:18] ---
    Oh, you're that guy...
[18:21] ---
    I get it. So you two split up?
[18:24] ---
    Yes...
[18:25] ---
    I don't feel like I can keep on living.
[18:28] ---
    Why'd you two split up?
[18:30] ---
    I spent all my time fooling around,
    and I couldn't treat her like she deserved.
[18:34] ---
    It was only once I lost her...
[18:36] ---
    ...that I realized how much I loved her.
[18:45] ---
    Boss, the wasabi in this
    nigiri is too strong.
[18:48] ---
    My bad.
[18:49] ---
    ...Sorry, what?
[18:53] ---
    You guys!
[18:55] ---
    Have you heard the phrase
    "Whassup with your own making"?
[19:00] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[19:03] ---
    Order your sushi without wasabi,
    and add wasabi to taste!
[19:07] ---
    Huh?
[19:09] ---
    Wasabi?
[19:10] ---
    Oh...
[19:11] ---
    Wasabi!
[19:13] ---
    If anything, this ramen is
    a lightly-flavored one, right?
[19:17] ---
    I think wasabi would go
    better with it than pepper!
[19:19] ---
    Oh, yeah!
[19:21] ---
    I mean, wasabi is powerful,
    but it doesn't linger.
[19:27] ---
    It's delicious!
[19:28] ---
    Oh, this is good! What a success!
[19:31] ---
    Yep, yep! This could be popular!
[19:33] ---
    Joriri!
[19:34] ---
    Keep coming up with more ideas, sir!
[19:37] ---
    Then I'll write off the cost of the ramen!
[19:41] ---
    What am I, an idea factory?
[19:43] ---
    I don't even remember
    coming up with any in the first place.
[19:47] ---
    Come on, come on! Ideas, ideas!
[19:49] ---
    Hurry up and think of something, sir!
[19:58] ---
    Noooo!
[20:00] ---
    Too strong! Wasabiii!
[20:00] ---
    Yes...
[20:02] ---
    It happened on the way back
    from that sushi restaurant.
[20:06] ---
    Yeaahhhh!
[20:08] ---
    Who gives a crap about women? Stuff 'em.
[20:11] ---
    Hey, watch yourself, there.
[20:12] ---
    Joriri-san, I'm gonn' find a new girlfriend.
[20:15] ---
    You should do it, too.
[20:17] ---
    Look, that's dangerous.
[20:19] ---
    Gon' puke...
[20:23] ---
    Remainder omitted.
[20:25] ---
    Do you know the phrase
    "a kappa swept downstream"?
[20:28] ---
    I-Is that your new idea?!
[20:32] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[20:35] ---
    Tuna don't come down rivers.
[20:37] ---
    And, for that matter,
    neither do takuan or kanpyou.
SIGN    Takuan
SIGN    Kanpyou
[20:40] ---
    Umekyu seems like it might
    float down a bit.
SIGN    Umekyu
[20:44] ---
    I see!
[20:45] ---
    Tuna, takuan, kanpyou,
[20:47] ---
    and umekyu, right?!
[20:50] ---
    I'm... not sure...
[20:52] ---
    Thank you, Joriri!
[20:53] ---
    Ah, you don't have to
    pay for that ramen, sir!
[20:57] ---
    Thanks, bud.
SIGN    K Ramen
[20:59] ---
    Then we must head for the ultimate
    ramen at top speed, sir!
[21:02] ---
    Yeah!
[21:07] ---
    Well... I don't really get it, but...
[21:09] ---
    ...seems like kids these days do
    listen to what people have to say.
[21:14] ---
    Huh?
[21:15] ---
    Joriri's usual "wise words"...
[21:18] ---
    ...are revealed to have their origins
    in Joriri's personal memories!
[21:22] ---
    But this fact aside...
[21:24] ---
    Once again, his wise words
    got him out of everything.
[21:30] ---
    And after that, Keroro and Giroro
    ate that experimental ramen...
[21:38] ---
    What in the world?!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
    Space Detective 556 here!
SIGN    Occupied
[23:27] ---
    Toilet!
[23:28] ---
    Where is the toilet?!
SIGN    Kululu Curry Mild
[23:32] ---
    I won't last long!
[23:34] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:36] ---
    What a nice hot bath, sir!
[23:38] ---
    "Keroro: Survival by Toilet, Sir!"
[23:41] ---
    "Keroro vs. Giroro vs.
    Tamama vs. Dororo, Sir!"
[23:45] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:47] ---
    Ge-Gero!