E335 - Keroro: Move Out, Commander-Substitute Robot, Sir! / Keroro: The Moon is Hella Nice, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
SIGN    Working Right Now. Don't Interrupt, Please
[01:33] ---
    Gundam models, DVDs, computer, games!
SIGN    WLAN-Jamming Waves Sealed Sealed Sealed Sealed Sealed Sealed Sealed Sealed
[01:36] ---
    And everything else that
    hampers my concentration,
SIGN    Sealed
SIGN    Sealed
[01:39] ---
    all sealed away!
[01:41] ---
    Now! Let's do this!
[01:43] ---
    Hm? Sarge seems incredibly motivated today.
[01:47] ---
    Good invasion plans...
[01:49] ---
    They are born from good environments!
[01:52] ---
    Since coming to Pekopon,
[01:54] ---
    I've just had too many
    different things to do, sir!
[01:57] ---
    Mostly unrelated to invasion, I think.
[02:01] ---
    Now, I've prepared an environment exclusive
    of all those things impeding my concentration!
SIGN    History-Making Invasion Operation
[02:08] ---
    It will be the birth of a history-making
    invasion operation, sir!
[02:14] ---
    Keroro: Move Out,
    Commander-Replacement Robot, Sir!
[02:20] ---
    I can feel it...
[02:22] ---
    I can feel it, sir.
[02:24] ---
    From the fountain of my imagination,
[02:27] ---
    fresh ideas never before
    thought of are bubbling forth!
[02:31] ---
    Mr. Sergeant! Let us play!
[02:35] ---
    Sortie, Skull Squadron!
[02:38] ---
    Kakizaki!
[02:40] ---
    Hey! Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[02:42] ---
    I'm working! I told you not to interrupt me!
[02:51] ---
    My hard-thought idea vanished somewhere, sir.
[02:55] ---
    Let's try again.
[02:57] ---
    Let's do this!
[03:01] ---
    I can feel it...
[03:02] ---
    I can feel it, sir.
[03:04] ---
    In this very moment, pouring down
    from the far reaches of space,
[03:07] ---
    like neutrinos, new ideas are
    shooting into my head!
[03:14] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu.
[03:16] ---
    How long have you been there?
[03:17] ---
    No, more to the point, how did you do that?!
[03:21] ---
    Couldn't connect, so I came all
    the way here on foot, you know.
[03:25] ---
    Come on, let's do it...
[03:27] ---
    Our usual dark PictoChat...
[03:31] ---
    U-Uh... I, uh...
[03:33] ---
    Some other time, okay?!
[03:35] ---
    Awwww! Whyyyy?
[03:37] ---
    Umm, 'cause it's not charged right now!
[03:40] ---
    Bye!
SIGN    Working Right Now. Don't Interrupt, Please
[03:45] ---
    Okay.
[03:46] ---
    This time, concentration...
[03:56] ---
    Gero!
[03:58] ---
    Hey! Keroro!
[03:59] ---
    The latest weapons catalog from HQ
    should have arrived by now.
[04:04] ---
    I told you I'm working today!
[04:06] ---
    Here! Your catalog!
[04:08] ---
    Yeah, this is more like it.
[04:09] ---
    Hand it over when it arrives next time!
[04:11] ---
    Green dumpling!
[04:12] ---
    Red manjuu!
SIGN    Working Right Now. Don't Interrupt, Please
[04:16] ---
    This time, concentration, concentration!
[04:23] ---
    Look, look!
[04:24] ---
    I found a four-leaf clover!
[04:28] ---
    Oh? Is something the matter?
[04:32] ---
    C-Commander-dono! What is the meaning of...?
[04:35] ---
    So mean!
[04:38] ---
    I shouldn't have done that to Dororo...
[04:41] ---
    Or any of the others...
[04:43] ---
    But... even I want to concentrate...
[04:48] ---
    I know!
[04:49] ---
    I'm pretty sure I still had...
SIGN    Underfloor Storage
[04:53] ---
    Secretary-Type Robot "KR02."
SIGN    Secretary-Type Robot "KR02"
[04:56] ---
    I cheaped out and bought the low-price edition
    of the cut-down version of the copy version,
[05:00] ---
    so it never came in useful.
[05:02] ---
    I wonder if it still works.
[05:07] ---
    I am a robot. Hello!
[05:11] ---
    It worked!
[05:12] ---
    Let's get right to entering my data...
[05:16] ---
    I see. I see.
[05:19] ---
    You have a hard life...
[05:22] ---
    KR02!
[05:24] ---
    As of now, you are the substitute
    commander of the Keroro Platoon, sir!
[05:28] ---
    Leave it to me, sir.
[05:30] ---
    Leave it to me, sir.
[05:33] ---
    Fuyuki...
[05:35] ---
    Where's the stupid frog?
[05:37] ---
    I think he's cooped up in his room.
[05:40] ---
    He said he's busy today
    and to leave him alone.
[05:44] ---
    Suspicious.
[05:47] ---
    I'm sure he's just up to
    no good again as usual.
[05:53] ---
    Wh-What?
[05:54] ---
    What's up, Sis?
[05:57] ---
    Gero?
[05:58] ---
    S-Stupid frog?
[06:00] ---
    Not quite...
[06:02] ---
    Why, hello, members of the Hinata family!
[06:05] ---
    This is perfect timing, ma'am.
[06:07] ---
    Commander Keroro is currently busy.
[06:10] ---
    I will be conducting diplomacy in his stead.
[06:14] ---
    Yet another suspicious thing...
[06:16] ---
    Please wait.
[06:18] ---
    That you immediately
    think of me as suspicious
[06:21] ---
    is a natural result of everything
    up until now, and cannot be helped.
[06:24] ---
    However, we wish to co-exist in a more
    harmonious way from now on, ma'am.
[06:31] ---
    Wh-What? Isn't it a bit late for that?
[06:33] ---
    As a sign of our ongoing friendship,
[06:35] ---
    we would like to take on double
    our current number of chores.
[06:38] ---
    And we promise further increases in quality.
[06:41] ---
    And we will invite the Hinata family on
    a trip to the moon, if you would like.
[06:47] ---
    A trip to the moon? Really?!
[06:49] ---
    So, I would greatly appreciate
    your cooperation.
[06:52] ---
    A-All right, fine.
[06:55] ---
    Tell him to come to the kitchen
    when he gets hungry.
[06:58] ---
    Understood.
[06:59] ---
    Thank you for your cooperation, ma'am.
[07:02] ---
    You're quite a reasonable substitute!
[07:05] ---
    A trip to the moon!
[07:07] ---
    What'll we do?
[07:08] ---
    Isn't that great?
[07:10] ---
    Problem handled.
[07:14] ---
    The heck is this?!
[07:16] ---
    This is last year's catalog!
[07:18] ---
    Dratted Keroro. He must have
    ordered the wrong one!
[07:21] ---
    Exactly, Master Corporal Giroro.
[07:24] ---
    Wh-Who are you?
[07:26] ---
    How long have you been behind me?
[07:29] ---
    I am Commander Keroro's substitute, sir.
[07:31] ---
    Master Corporal Giroro, you have been
    avoiding the overhyped latest weaponry,
[07:35] ---
    and checking the old-style weapons, correct?
[07:38] ---
    Uh... I...
[07:40] ---
    On the battlefield, where force of numbers is power,
[07:42] ---
    the superiority of the very latest
    equipment is uncertain,
[07:45] ---
    and the best strategy is to employ
    the more reliable older type.
[07:50] ---
    Everything depends upon how you use it.
[07:52] ---
    This should be no problem for someone with
    your ability, correct, Master Corporal Giroro?
[07:56] ---
    Y-You're right, indeed.
[07:59] ---
    You're quite a promising
    substitute commander.
[08:04] ---
    Problem handled.
[08:09] ---
    Even if you overpower the enemy with
    technology at the start of an operation,
SIGN    Kululu
[08:12] ---
    if they immediately research it and put
    a countermeasure into place, you're done.
[08:17] ---
    Techs must always be kept well-funded,
[08:19] ---
    and must have technology prepared
    three or four steps ahead.
[08:23] ---
    You should be capable of doing that.
[08:25] ---
    Hey, somebody gets it.
[08:29] ---
    All battlefields eventually boil down
    to hand-to-hand combat.
[08:33] ---
    Your own body is your only weapon.
[08:36] ---
    The one with the most training will be the
    victor and the star of the battlefield.
[08:40] ---
    And that is you.
[08:43] ---
    Want half?
[08:46] ---
    Don't worry so much!
[08:48] ---
    You're a man, right?
[08:50] ---
    Things like this happen sometimes!
[08:52] ---
    Yeah. They do...
[08:56] ---
    Ohhh! Progress!
[08:58] ---
    Progress!
[08:59] ---
    The engine has finally kicked into action!
[09:01] ---
    I knew I could do it!
[09:03] ---
    I am as great as I thought, sir!
[09:07] ---
    If we make the most of each of our
    individiual abilities, as mentioned,
[09:10] ---
    it'll be possible to complete the
    Pekopon invasion easily, sir.
[09:13] ---
    The probability of this operation's success,
    calculated by the simulator,
[09:18] ---
    is 120%.
[09:20] ---
    Yes!
[09:21] ---
    We can do it!
[09:23] ---
    I had totally given up!
[09:25] ---
    I have been waiting for
    someone to tell me that.
[09:28] ---
    We're counting on you, substitute commander.
[09:31] ---
    This operation might actually work!
[09:34] ---
    It is a wonderful operation
    that will not harm anyone.
[09:41] ---
    Everyone! I'm sorry I made you wait so long!
[09:43] ---
    I'm done!
[09:44] ---
    The ultimate plan is ready!
SIGN    Install and overwrite?
[09:49] ---
    Install and overwrite?
[09:52] ---
    Let's get this done!
SIGN    Click
[09:54] ---
    You idiot!
[09:55] ---
    The substitute commander's operation!
[09:58] ---
    Ah, good work, sir.
[10:00] ---
    Take a nice, long rest, sir.
[10:02] ---
    What have you done, you dumbo?!
[10:04] ---
    You erased the incredible operation that our
    substitute commander thought of for us!
[10:08] ---
    Come on. Any operation coming out
    of this old-style robot's mouth
[10:11] ---
    can't be worth anything, sir!
[10:13] ---
    You ain't worth nothing!
[10:15] ---
    Substitute Commander-dono's
    invasion operation was marvelous!
[10:19] ---
    No...
[10:20] ---
    The Commander's right here, actually...
[10:23] ---
    What do you mean?
[10:24] ---
    It'd be impossible to think up an invasion plan
    with the cheap chips stuffed into this thing.
[10:30] ---
    That can't be!
[10:32] ---
    Yes, yes. You see now?
[10:34] ---
    Never mind that. Let's look at the plan
    I poured my heart and soul into!
SIGN    "WE Were Actually The Pekoponians!"
    ° Change of mindset
    ° Surprising perspective
[10:40] ---
    I call it...
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Project!
    "WE Were Actually The Pekoponians!"
    ° Change of mindset
    ° Surprising perspective
[10:41] ---
    Operation "We Were Actually The Pekoponians!"
[10:47] ---
    Huh...? What's up?
[10:49] ---
    Everything has burned out...
[10:52] ---
    To ash... To ash...
[10:55] ---
    Hey, Sarge!
[10:56] ---
    Gero?
[10:57] ---
    What clothes should we wear
    for our moon trip?
[11:00] ---
    Will you start taking over the chores today?
[11:03] ---
    You're going to do double
    the chores now, right?
[11:06] ---
    Huh? Moon trip? Double chores?
[11:09] ---
    What are you talking about, ma'am?
[11:11] ---
    But you just...
[11:13] ---
    I really felt like that plan was definitely
    going to work when I heard it.
[11:17] ---
    What in blazes was that thing?
[11:20] ---
    Beats me.
[11:22] ---
    The only thing this guy is
    capable of with his specs...
[11:25] ---
    ...is "saying things that sound good
    to get out of trouble."
[11:31] ---
    Which means... the invasion plan that the
    substitute commander robot came up with...
[11:35] ---
    ...might actually not have been
    anything special?
[11:45] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[11:51] ---
    Monsieur Fuyuki!
[11:55] ---
    Kululu?
[11:58] ---
    I came to give you your blasted
    morning call, my honored guest!
[12:02] ---
    Guest?
[12:03] ---
    Please, get off your butt
    and get changed, monsieur.
[12:11] ---
    It's way too early...
[12:13] ---
    What do you want, Kulu-chan?
[12:17] ---
    So, ladies and gentlemen, I see that
    all of you riff-raff are gathered?
[12:21] ---
    Then off we go!
[12:29] ---
    Oh my! Wh-What is this?
[12:32] ---
    Excuse me! Who said you could make
    another one of these weird things?!
[12:36] ---
    Oh? Could it be you have
    forgotten the arrangement?
[12:39] ---
    Arrangement?
[12:45] ---
    Where... are we...
[12:47] ---
    Hinata family, we have arrived!
[12:51] ---
    We've been expecting you, ma'am!
[12:53] ---
    Sarge!
[12:54] ---
    Stupid frog!
[12:55] ---
    Our guests Hinata Fuyuki-sama, Hinata Natsumi-sama,
    and Hinata Aki-sama, I presume!
[13:02] ---
    Or, like, two-nights three-days?
[13:04] ---
    Is this... the promise you made that
    you'd take us on a trip to the moon?
[13:09] ---
    Uhh, that's what the substitute commander robot
    took it upon himself to promise them earlier.
[13:14] ---
    Precisely, sir!
[13:18] ---
    Keroro: The Moon is Hella Nice, Sir!
[13:36] ---
    This hotel is approximately
    350,000 km from Pekopon.
[13:39] ---
    It is in a great location overlooking
    Pekopon and the Sea of Tranquility.
[13:44] ---
    Ohh! This is nice!
[13:47] ---
    All rooms come with wireless
    Internet as standard.
[13:50] ---
    Even you city-types who want
    to stay permanently connected
[13:53] ---
    should be very satisfied, sir!
[13:56] ---
    This is our bathing facility,
    equipped with a full all-angles skydome.
[14:02] ---
    Surrounded by the glitter of the stars,
[14:05] ---
    take your time in a jacuzzi, sauna,
[14:07] ---
    or simply an outdoor bath, sir.
[14:15] ---
    This is our observatory, from which you can gaze
    over the moon's main sightseeing spots, sir.
[14:20] ---
    Using its advanced telescope,
[14:22] ---
    you can view all kinds of places
    on the moon's surface, sir.
[14:27] ---
    That's the Sea of Serenity,
[14:28] ---
    and that's the Ocean of Storms!
[14:31] ---
    Furthermore, if you wear these badges,
[14:33] ---
    you can take your time enjoying a walk
    on the moon's surface, sir.
[14:37] ---
    Here you are.
[14:37] ---
    Uhh, this is our guide map.
[14:41] ---
    Wow, Sarge!
[14:43] ---
    This is incredible!
[14:44] ---
    Well, then, I hope you enjoy
    an elegant stay here!
SIGN    Women's Bath
[14:50] ---
    It's so nice and quiet here...
[14:52] ---
    It really is!
[14:53] ---
    Taking a bath on the moon with
    no one around is so extravagant!
[14:57] ---
    Kero-chan and the rest have really been
    thoughtful, haven't they?
[15:06] ---
    Hey! Keroro! What in blazes is this?!
[15:09] ---
    How much money did you
    spend on this facility?!
[15:11] ---
    You completely blew all this
    month's budget on this!
[15:15] ---
    Giroro-kun. You understand almost
    nothing about running a hotel!
SIGN    CRUSHED
[15:19] ---
    What?!
[15:21] ---
    If you come to the moon,
    you've gotta come to Rich Keron's Moon.
[15:25] ---
    We have to aim for a hotel that makes our guests
     want to talk about it in that way, sir!
[15:30] ---
    And that's the part you want to
    cheap out on, you stupid fool?!
[15:33] ---
    Seriously, though, those Pekoponians.
[15:35] ---
    Moon's right next to them, and they haven't
    even developed on that properly. Unbelievable.
[15:40] ---
    Arrows...
[15:41] ---
    Then why don't we develop
    on it ourselves instead?
[15:45] ---
    Eventually, we will expand this into our
    greatest base for the Pekopon invasion, sir!
[15:49] ---
    First, if we can satisfy the Hinata family,
[15:52] ---
    and particularly Master Fuyuki!
[15:57] ---
    Then, through Lady Momoka,
[15:58] ---
    it won't be impossible to bring in the
    involvement of the whole Nishizawa Group!
[16:02] ---
    And then...
[16:04] ---
    ...the business and the invasion
    will be on the orbit to success, sir!
[16:08] ---
    Our goal: Be the king of space hotels!
[16:10] ---
    Hmph. Will it really go that smoothly?
[16:21] ---
    The Soviet Union's Luna 2 should be
    sleeping around here somewhere.
[16:25] ---
    The first manmade object to touch
    the surface of the moon, in 1959.
[16:32] ---
    I kind of thought of it as tiny,
[16:34] ---
    but looking at it like this,
    the moon is pretty huge.
[16:37] ---
    There's no way I could see
    all of it in a single day.
[16:43] ---
    Was that... a moon rabbit?
[16:47] ---
    Couldn't be.
[17:00] ---
    1969...
[17:02] ---
    Mankind first set foot on
    the surface of the moon.
[17:07] ---
    This American flag has been standing
    upright here for decades!
[17:11] ---
    Nnnope? Falls down sometimes.
[17:14] ---
    Is that right...
[17:19] ---
    There're solar winds, and a bunch of other stuff
    you guys don't know about up here.
[17:25] ---
    There, see? Fell down again.
[17:27] ---
    That's 'cause you shook it, you dope.
[17:30] ---
    Hahh... Up it goes.
[17:32] ---
    Um...
[17:35] ---
    You're a space flight participant, right?
[17:37] ---
    Doesn't count, then, I guess.
[17:39] ---
    Wh-Who are you?
[17:42] ---
    I come here to check on the place sometimes.
[17:45] ---
    Could you be...
    an alien watching over Earth?!
[17:49] ---
    Wwwellll... was at first, I guess.
[17:54] ---
    How long ago was that?
[17:57] ---
    When you guys finally came into space.
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    1957.
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    That was the first artificial satellite
    launched by mankind.
[18:05] ---
    The Soviet Union's Sputnik 1.
[18:07] ---
    Yeah, yeah! That's the one.
[18:10] ---
    Saw them flying
    all over the place after that.
[18:13] ---
    And then eventually,
     they even came to this satellite.
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    In 1969,
[18:21] ---
    the United States of America's Apollo 11.
[18:24] ---
    Everyone who'd been watching
    Pekopon loved that one.
[18:28] ---
    Even guys who never normally sit still
    shut up and watched it.
[18:32] ---
    Well, they were under the protection
    of the space police, of course.
[18:36] ---
    Ohh! So the Pekoponians made it here at last.
[18:40] ---
    What's this? I... I think I'm gonna cry.
[18:43] ---
    What're you crying for?
[18:45] ---
    You've been the one watching the Pekoponians!
[18:49] ---
    That's why! Watching them for this long,
    you get to feel for them, y'know?!
[18:53] ---
    I know how you feel!
[18:54] ---
    I'm happy, too!
[18:56] ---
    U-Uhh...
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    Revealed here!
[18:59] ---
    The mystery of Neil Armstrong's
    blank two minutes!
[19:03] ---
    Well, anyway, whether there
    was gonna be a fight,
[19:06] ---
    or a deepened friendship,
[19:07] ---
    there was a ton of hype for that moment.
[19:10] ---
    But now look.
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    They just stopped turning up.
[19:15] ---
    Must've been disappointed.
[19:17] ---
    Most of 'em pulled out of here
    and never came back.
[19:22] ---
    Curious folk like me
    are about the only ones left.
[19:26] ---
    And a few other obsessed guys.
    That's about it.
[19:31] ---
    I don't think we Earthlings
    gave up on coming to the moon.
[19:35] ---
    We're just... taking a little break
     for a while, I think.
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    That'd make me happy.
[19:42] ---
    Looks like it was worth my time
    coming up here today.
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    See ya, Pekoponian.
[19:47] ---
    Get here on your own next time, eh?
[20:09] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[20:11] ---
    Welcome back, sir!
[20:12] ---
    I'm back!
[20:15] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[20:16] ---
    Lady Natsumi... Lady Mom...
[20:18] ---
    What do you think of the hotel?
[20:20] ---
    Are you satisfied with your experience?
[20:23] ---
    Ah, well, you see, Kero-chan...
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    Not remotely!
[20:27] ---
    We weren't able to relax at all!
[20:30] ---
    Gero?
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    Oh! A mom Pekoponian.
[20:34] ---
    Haven't seen one like that in ages!
[20:36] ---
    Oh? Are you friends of Kero-chan's?
[20:40] ---
    Huh. So you came with those Keronians?
[20:43] ---
    That's no good.
[20:45] ---
    Doesn't count.
[20:47] ---
    I don't care!
[20:48] ---
    Just go away somewhere else!
[20:51] ---
    Who were those guys?!
[20:53] ---
    Uh... I have no idea...
[20:58] ---
    Curious folk like me
    are about the only ones left.
[21:01] ---
    And a few other obsessed guys.
    That's about it.
[21:07] ---
    M-Master Fuyuki, at least,
    I believe will have enjoyed the hotel...
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    Yeah...
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    I've been thinking,
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    it might still be a little early for mankind.
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    Crushed!
SIGN    King of Hotels
[21:20] ---
    Dreams of being King of Hotels:
    crumbled to dust!
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    Get here on your own next time, eh?
[21:41] ---
    Wait just a little bit longer.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero... Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Dorodorodorodoro... Girogirogirogiro...
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    Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:24] ---
    That assassin from the Galulu Platoon...
    Zoriri, was it? Jororo?
[23:28] ---
    I always forget, you know how it is.
[23:30] ---
    He's actually more forgettable than Dororo.
[23:33] ---
    Isn't that... pretty bad?
[23:35] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:36] ---
    Watsushi is here!!
[23:38] ---
    "Dororo: The Creeping Shadow, Sir!"
[23:41] ---
    "Natsumi: Hinata Family House Tours, Sir!"
[23:45] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:47] ---
    Ge-Gero!