E294 - Yoshiokadaira: Bodyguard Elegy, Sir! / Natsumi: Grand Operation Christmas Party, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    It will soon be Christmas.
[01:33] ---
    What kinds of presents will you all ask for?
[01:37] ---
    Ch-Ch-Ch-Christmas party?!
[01:40] ---
    Yeah.
[01:41] ---
    Sarge and the others
    will be there, too,
[01:43] ---
    but if it's okay with you,
    you should come!
[01:45] ---
    Yes yes yes!
[01:46] ---
    Yes, I will definitely come!
[01:47] ---
    Okay.
[01:48] ---
    See you next week, then!
[01:50] ---
    Y...
[01:52] ---
    Yes...
[01:55] ---
    Well done, milady!
[01:57] ---
    You have obtained an invitation from
    Master Fuyuki, exactly as planned.
[02:01] ---
    Yesh...
[02:02] ---
    It went well...
[02:04] ---
    Thank you very mush...
[02:07] ---
    She is basking in the warm glow of joy.
[02:09] ---
    This is what makes all the effort put forth
    by the Momoka bodyguards worth it.
[02:15] ---
    It is somewhat early,
[02:16] ---
    but this is your Christmas present from us.
SIGN    Ring Ring Ring
SIGN    Yoshiokadaira
[02:22] ---
    An e-mail from Yoshiokadaira?
[02:24] ---
    What could this be?
[02:27] ---
    What?!
[02:31] ---
    Yoshiokadaira: Bodyguard Elegy, Sir!
[02:37] ---
    What is going on?
[02:38] ---
    Yoshiokadaira suddenly sent me an e-mail
    saying he's quitting the Momoka bodyguards!
[02:43] ---
    Do we have confirmation of this?
[02:45] ---
    No. It is a bombshell to us, too,
    a bolt from the blue.
[02:49] ---
    He appears to have canceled his phone.
    I cannot get hold of him, either.
SIGN    Yoshiokadaira
[02:53] ---
    Momoka-sama,
[02:54] ---
    as you have heard, Yoshiokadaira is suddenly
    saying he is leaving your bodyguards.
[02:59] ---
    I am sorry to ask you at such a time,
    but... your instructions, please?
[03:02] ---
    I shee... I'll leave it to you...
[03:05] ---
    She is still basking in the glow
    of Master Fuyuki.
[03:08] ---
    It seems she has no time to
    think of Yoshiokadaira.
[03:10] ---
    Very well. I will do something about it.
[03:12] ---
    Find out where Yoshiokadaira is!
SIGN    Tangerines
[03:29] ---
    This is...
[03:32] ---
    Okay, Mom, I'm off!
[03:35] ---
    Wait!
[03:45] ---
    This charm...
[03:46] ---
    Keep it on your person at all times.
[03:49] ---
    And do your very best for milady Momoka!
[03:51] ---
    Now off you go.
[03:57] ---
    When did that snap off?
[04:00] ---
    Coming!
[04:03] ---
    Who is—what?!
[04:06] ---
    Paul...sama...
[04:07] ---
    What's... with your head...
SIGN    Classical Music Café Arte
[04:10] ---
    What is the meaning of this?
[04:14] ---
    It is our duty to protect milady Momoka,
    even at the cost of our lives.
[04:18] ---
    I scarcely expected you to throw all
    of that out with a single e-mail.
SIGN    Inbox FROM: Yoshiokadaira SUBJECT: End of long work. Gotten too much X.X Can't keep this up /_\ Going back to my home. m( _ _ )m
[04:23] ---
    I...
[04:24] ---
    ...as a member of the Momoka bodyguard,
[04:26] ---
    I have driven myself to go through hell
    and high water to protect Momoka-sama.
[04:32] ---
    However, this time,
SIGN    Grand Operation Christmas
[04:34] ---
    to set things up so Master Fuyuki would
    personally invite her to the Christmas party,
[04:39] ---
    it was my mission to guard
    Master Fuyuki for several months.
SIGN    Books Setsuna
SIGN    Dilapidated Real Estate
SIGN    Dilapidated Real Estate
[05:12] ---
    I protected him from injury,
[05:14] ---
    and at times, even made sure
    he did not catch influenza.
[05:28] ---
    Indeed... I would not like to be
    covered in an old man's spittle.
[05:36] ---
    Before I knew it, I had a
    temperature of 39 degrees,
[05:39] ---
    and was beleaguered by
    athlete's foot and hiccups.
[05:43] ---
    The fever aside, the athlete's foot and
    the hiccups are your problem, aren't they?
[05:47] ---
    If it were for Momoka-sama's sake,
    that would be another thing,
[05:49] ---
    but I am not prepared to lose
    my life for a different reason.
[05:53] ---
    So I came to the conclusion that I cannot
    work as a member of the Momoka bodyguard.
[06:00] ---
    Raise your head, Yoshiokadaira.
[06:04] ---
    It is not as though I do not
    understand your feelings.
[06:06] ---
    However, even protecting Master Fuyuki
    is for Momoka-sama's sake.
[06:10] ---
    Does thinking that way not help you
    to endure this harsh mission?
[06:13] ---
    Reconsider it, Yoshiokadaira.
[06:17] ---
    I see...
[06:18] ---
    Yes.
[06:19] ---
    It seems he still has some reservations.
[06:22] ---
    But I believe there is room for empathy.
[06:26] ---
    This may be a little harsh,
[06:29] ---
    but if he has reservations,
    I think that we should respect that.
[06:34] ---
    Indeed...
[06:35] ---
    It is true that hesitation is taboo for
    the elite members of the Momoka bodyguard.
[06:39] ---
    However...
[06:40] ---
    We cannot employ those
    with wavering dedication.
[06:43] ---
    Speed the parting guest.
[06:45] ---
    That's our iron rule.
[06:47] ---
    Yes...
[06:49] ---
    Well, for a change of mood,
    let's go buy some Christmas presents!
[06:53] ---
    ...Yes.
SIGN    Christmas Sale Now Ongoing This Winter's Essential Items
[06:59] ---
    I haven't been home in a while.
[07:01] ---
    I should buy something for
    my mother before I come back.
[07:12] ---
    M-Momoka-sama!
[07:15] ---
    You brat! How dare you just up
    and say you're gonna quit?!
[07:22] ---
    I am terribly sorry for the selfishness
    I have displayed recently!
[07:29] ---
    Paul!
[07:30] ---
    There's something I think
    Fuyuki-kun would like over there!
[07:37] ---
    Please, wait!
[07:40] ---
    Oh, right...
[07:41] ---
    I'm nothing more than a regular person
    without the bodyguard uniform.
[07:45] ---
    There's no way I could
    get her to notice me...
[07:47] ---
    And the day of Christmas...
[07:50] ---
    Merry Christmas!
[07:53] ---
    Okay, once we've eaten our cake,
[07:55] ---
    let's hand each other the presents.
[07:58] ---
    You'll all be surprised
    by my present this year, sir!
[08:02] ---
    I can't wait to see the pleased face
    of the person who gets it, sir!
[08:06] ---
    It's probably a Gundam model.
[08:08] ---
    Gero?
[08:08] ---
    How did you...
[08:10] ---
    Or, like, almost always?
[08:15] ---
    U-Um, Fuyuki-kun...
[08:17] ---
    Thank you so much for inviting me today.
[08:20] ---
    No, thank you for coming!
[08:23] ---
    Fuyuki-kun's present...
[08:25] ---
    I'm definitely gonna get it!
[08:29] ---
    Team A, Team B,
    currently stationed at the shrine.
[08:31] ---
    Simultaneously with the commencement
    of present exchange,
[08:33] ---
    wish that "Master Fuyuki's present
    finds its way to Momoka-sama,
[08:36] ---
    and Momoka-sama's present finds
    its way to Master Fuyuki,"
[08:39] ---
    with all your body and soul!
[08:42] ---
    Roger!
[08:44] ---
    Momoka-sama...
[08:46] ---
    We will be praying for your certain victory!
[08:50] ---
    What's wrong?
[08:50] ---
    Paul-sama!
[08:51] ---
    Contact from Yoshiokadaira!
[08:53] ---
    What?
[08:56] ---
    I've thought about it a lot.
[08:58] ---
    I'm going home on tonight's bus.
[08:59] ---
    Thank you so much for all these years.
[09:02] ---
    Wait.
[09:03] ---
    Hey! Yoshiokadaira!
[09:04] ---
    Fuyuki-kun's...
[09:05] ---
    Fuyuki-kun's...!
[09:07] ---
    Hey! Yoshiokadaira!
[09:08] ---
    Yoshiokadaira!
[09:09] ---
    Don't be so hasty!
[09:10] ---
    Hey! Can you hear me?!
[09:12] ---
    Yoshiokadaira!
[09:13] ---
    Yoshiokadaira!
[09:15] ---
    Shut it, Paul!
[09:17] ---
    We've just gotten to the important part!
[09:18] ---
    Quit frickin' trashing the mood!
[09:20] ---
    Momoka-sama...
[09:21] ---
    You see...
[09:25] ---
    Yoshiokadaira's going home, yeah?!
[09:27] ---
    I thought we were done with that!
[09:29] ---
    However, the current operation...
[09:32] ---
    ...was in large part made possible by
    Yoshiokadaira's efforts, after all, and...
[09:36] ---
    What's your point?
[09:37] ---
    I do understand that now is the most
    important part of the Christmas party,
[09:41] ---
    but with your persuasion, Momoka-sama...
[09:43] ---
    What?! You just don't get it, do you?!
[09:46] ---
    M-My apologies...
[10:01] ---
    What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?
[10:03] ---
    Ah, no, it's nothing!
[10:04] ---
    Just a little matter with
    one of our people...
[10:06] ---
    One of the people at your house?
[10:08] ---
    Oh, yeah! I forgot about this.
SIGN    Charm
SIGN    Do your best for milady Momoka!
[10:22] ---
    Yoshiokadaira-san helped me
    a little while ago,
SIGN    Charm
[10:38] ---
    but he dropped that charm and left it behind.
[10:42] ---
    I was going to hand it to him
    the next time I saw him.
[10:44] ---
    Tell him thanks from me, okay?
SIGN    Charm
[10:50] ---
    Okay!
[10:52] ---
    Let's get started exchanging these presents!
[10:55] ---
    I'm sorry, Fuyuki-kun!
[10:57] ---
    I... have something to do!
[11:11] ---
    Yoshiokadaira!
[11:13] ---
    What the heck do you think you're doing?!
[11:15] ---
    Momoka-sama... my sincerest apologies...
[11:18] ---
    Why am I with you?
[11:20] ---
    M...
[11:21] ---
    Momoka... sama...
[11:26] ---
    You jerk!
[11:27] ---
    I am terribly sorry!
[11:29] ---
    You were in the middle of your
    all-important Christmas party...
[11:31] ---
    Not that!
[11:32] ---
    Huh?
[11:33] ---
    The Momoka bodyguard is an elite group that
    carries out its missions in total secrecy!
[11:38] ---
    You can't frickin' let Fuyuki-kun find out!
SIGN    Charm
[11:42] ---
    That's... my...
[11:47] ---
    As punishment,
[11:48] ---
    please escort me back to my house.
[11:53] ---
    Momoka-sama...
[11:56] ---
    Sorry... what time is it right now?
[11:58] ---
    Just a little before nine.
[12:00] ---
    Momoka-sama... Let's go back
    to Master Fuyuki's house.
[12:03] ---
    You can still make it in time.
[12:07] ---
    Come on! Quickly!
[12:09] ---
    Right!
[12:19] ---
    Yoshiokadaira safely returned
    to the Momoka bodyguard.
[12:22] ---
    I'm sure wonderful Christmas
    presents await them.
[12:25] ---
    Right?
[12:27] ---
    I'm sorry!
[12:28] ---
    I went the wrong way!
[12:30] ---
    You frickin' idiot!
[12:40] ---
    Merry Christmas!
[12:42] ---
    The Christmas party at the Hinata house,
    which Fuyuki-kun invited Momoka-chan to.
[12:47] ---
    There's another drama here
    behind the scenes.
[12:52] ---
    Natsumi: Grand Operation
    Christmas Party, Sir!
[12:59] ---
    Five days earlier.
SIGN    December 19th
[13:00] ---
    The night before the end-of-school ceremony.
[13:11] ---
    N-N-Natsumi.
[13:12] ---
    That Keroro prepared this childish game
    for the Christmas party.
SIGN    The Inadvertently beep Party Game
[13:19] ---
    I'm firmly against it, but...
[13:22] ---
    You liar. You're secretly
    looking forward to it.
[13:24] ---
    But I thought if you wanted to do it,
    I'd just have to go along with it, so...
[13:28] ---
    What do you think?
[13:39] ---
    Why is Natsumi here?
[13:42] ---
    Okay.
[13:43] ---
    Act natural.
[13:44] ---
    Casual, and follow the script.
[13:48] ---
    Ah, Kululu!
[13:49] ---
    We're all having a party on Christmas Day.
[13:52] ---
    You're coming, right?
[13:53] ---
    And then he'll definitely say...
[13:56] ---
    I can come if you want me to that much.
[13:59] ---
    What should I do?
[14:01] ---
    I'm sure of it! And then I'll say...
[14:03] ---
    Ahh, I get it!
[14:04] ---
    You're embarrassed!
[14:06] ---
    I can invite Saburo-senpai, too, if you want?
[14:08] ---
    You'll have more fun that way, right?!
[14:10] ---
    Okay, it's decided!
[14:11] ---
    Call Saburo-senpai over for me, okay?
[14:13] ---
    See you!
[14:15] ---
    I'll steer the conversation the way I want
    until it gets him to call Saburo-senpai over!
[14:20] ---
    I see... so that's the plan...
[14:24] ---
    I'll come.
[14:27] ---
    What... did you just?
[14:29] ---
    I'll come. Gladlyyep!
[14:32] ---
    Why only now is it "gladlyyep"?
[14:39] ---
    You jerkface! What did you do to Natsumi?!
[14:41] ---
    Nothing.
[14:42] ---
    I was invited to their
    Christmas party, that's all.
[14:45] ---
    Then why is she so depressed?!
[14:48] ---
    Hey, I thought of something!
[14:49] ---
    Bet she wanted to ask me
    to invite Saburo or something,
[14:52] ---
    and now she's down 'cause she couldn't
    find the right time to say it...
[14:56] ---
    He knew all along.
[14:58] ---
    So that's what it was...
[15:00] ---
    Huh?
[15:01] ---
    Whaaaaaaat?!
SIGN    And the next day
[15:04] ---
    And the next day.
[15:06] ---
    Winter break starts tomorrow...
[15:08] ---
    I have to invite Saburo-senpai
    at some point today!
[15:13] ---
    This is a patrol!
[15:15] ---
    I am absolutely not curious about Natsumi.
[15:17] ---
    You are more than curious.
[15:21] ---
    First I have to come up with a natural
    plan for inviting Saburo-senpai.
[15:26] ---
    Did I hear my name?
[15:30] ---
    Saburo-senpai!
[15:32] ---
    Good morning!
[15:33] ---
    It's nothing!
[15:42] ---
    That was so sudden, I went and ran off...
[15:45] ---
    I'm so stupid...
[15:50] ---
    Second chance of the day arrives!
[15:52] ---
    I know!
[15:53] ---
    I'll drop my homework, and...
[15:57] ---
    ...then, naturally...
[15:59] ---
    I'll pick that up for you.
[16:02] ---
    Your homework for over winter break?
[16:03] ---
    Yes!
[16:04] ---
    What are you doing over
    winter break, Saburo-senpai?
[16:08] ---
    I'm always just doing whatever.
[16:09] ---
    What about you, Natsumi-chan?
[16:10] ---
    Me? I'm having a Christmas party at home.
[16:13] ---
    Oh, I know! If you'd like...
[16:15] ---
    Right!
[16:24] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[16:26] ---
    Oh, no!
[16:31] ---
    There you are, Natsumi-san!
[16:34] ---
    Thanks...
[16:35] ---
    You're so happy you're crying! I'm so moved!
[16:45] ---
    Here he is!
SIGN    Let's Reduce
     Our Waste
[16:47] ---
    Okay! This time!
[16:49] ---
    Saburo-senpai comes down the stairs.
SIGN    Letz Redoos
    Ar Waist
[16:53] ---
    And then I'll lose my balance, and...
[16:58] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[16:59] ---
    I'll wash those shoes for you!
[17:02] ---
    We're holding a Christmas party
    at my house,
[17:04] ---
    so come over, and I'll
    give them back to you then!
[17:06] ---
    No, that's not natural...
SIGN    Let's Reduce
    Our Waste
[17:10] ---
    This time, I'll definitely get
    Saburo-senpai to...
[17:13] ---
    Natsumi!
[17:14] ---
    Have you finished?
SIGN    Let's Reduce
    Our Waste
SIGN    Let's Reduce
    Our Waste
[17:19] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[17:20] ---
    What happened?
[17:22] ---
    Ah, nothing!
[17:24] ---
    I'm sorry!
[17:24] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[17:26] ---
    I'm really, really sorry!
SIGN    Kissho Academy
[17:34] ---
    Saburo-senpai...
[17:36] ---
    This is my last chance.
[17:38] ---
    S-Saburo-senpai!
[17:41] ---
    Ah, Natsumi-chan!
[17:42] ---
    U-Um...
[17:44] ---
    ...er...
[17:45] ---
    Ahhhh, stop thinking irrelevant thoughts!
[17:48] ---
    You're here now, just... go for broke!
[17:51] ---
    We're holding a party at
    my house on Christmas Day!
[17:53] ---
    Would you like to come?!
[17:56] ---
    I said it!
[17:58] ---
    Thanks.
[17:59] ---
    But I have things to do that day.
[18:03] ---
    Sorry.
[18:06] ---
    Okay.
[18:15] ---
    Giroro!
[18:18] ---
    Natsumi...
[18:20] ---
    You're making baked potatoes? Yes, please!
[18:23] ---
    Sure.
[18:26] ---
    Owowow! What is this?!
[18:28] ---
    Isn't it too baked?!
[18:31] ---
    Here we go, time to get ready for the party!
[18:36] ---
    Let's make this year's tree
    even more gorgeous than normal!
[18:39] ---
    Yeah.
[18:40] ---
    Look, look!
[18:41] ---
    It came out really well!
[18:43] ---
    I have to do my very best
    with decorating it, too!
[18:46] ---
    I'll make a cake so delicious,
    it'll surprise everyone!
[18:52] ---
    And... the day of the Christmas party.
[18:59] ---
    Hey. What's up?
[19:02] ---
    Take this and say nothing.
SIGN    Letter of Challenge
[19:05] ---
    A letter of challenge?
[19:07] ---
    Tonight.
[19:08] ---
    The place is written there.
[19:10] ---
    Hmm, but I've got stuff to do tonight.
[19:13] ---
    It is a battle between men.
[19:14] ---
    Don't run.
[19:21] ---
    Well!
[19:22] ---
    As more and more people turn up,
[19:24] ---
    the more lively and fun it's gotten, siryep!
[19:27] ---
    Ah! I wonder if that's Nishizawa-san?
[19:32] ---
    So lucky...
[19:34] ---
    I do wish I could have had
    Saburo-senpai here.
[19:41] ---
    So you're here.
[19:47] ---
    Sorry to have kept you waiting.
[19:49] ---
    It took me a while to finish
    what I needed to do.
[19:51] ---
    So? What's this about?
[19:55] ---
    Come with me.
[19:56] ---
    Jonteyep!
[19:57] ---
    Hello!
[19:59] ---
    Jonteyep!
[20:00] ---
    Good moaning!
[20:02] ---
    Sis, there's someone here to see you.
[20:06] ---
    Hey. Evening.
[20:08] ---
    Saburo-senpai?! Why?!
[20:10] ---
    Hmm... I kind of...
    went with the flow, and here I am.
[20:13] ---
    He and I have a score to settle here.
[20:18] ---
    Huh?
[20:20] ---
    Hey! Saburo!
[20:21] ---
    Game on!
[20:23] ---
    Gero?
[20:24] ---
    That's... that's what I...
[20:25] ---
    Let us all play it together!
[20:27] ---
    That with Fuyuki-kun...
[20:29] ---
    That with Fuyuki-kun...!
[20:31] ---
    What's wrong?
[20:32] ---
    Surely you aren't planning to run?
[20:36] ---
    No... I'll do it.
[20:37] ---
    Natsumi!
[20:38] ---
    Spin the roulette.
[20:41] ---
    Hurry it up!
[20:44] ---
    Sure!
[20:46] ---
    First is... right hand, red!
[20:47] ---
    Right hand red, huh...
[20:50] ---
    Next, left foot, yellow!
[20:51] ---
    Here!
[20:53] ---
    Giroro!
[20:54] ---
    Your breath is tickling me!
[21:02] ---
    What was that?
[21:05] ---
    You challenged Saburo-senpai
    and lost pathetically.
[21:09] ---
    Shut up.
[21:11] ---
    But...
[21:13] ---
    ...thanks.
[21:14] ---
    What are you talking about?
[21:15] ---
    I don't remember doing anything
    to be thanked for.
[21:20] ---
    Come on. Let's go back to the party.
[21:23] ---
    If I must.
[21:25] ---
    First, you put out the fire.
[21:29] ---
    I hope Christmas this year is wonderful, too.
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Right now, we are riding on
    a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    We're passing through a sea of stars,
    on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
SIGN    Now Fusing
[23:09] ---
    I was looking back recently at all those
    tokusatsu hero shows I remember fondly,
[23:12] ---
    and I'm suprised at just
    how cheap they look now!
[23:14] ---
    All they do for the transformation scenes
    is twirl toy fireworks around.
[23:17] ---
    But they've got the flavor
    just right, y'know?
SIGN    Invasion Complete!
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
    We're finally into the Christmas rush!
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro: Two-As-One Kerorom, Sir!"
SIGN    I'll have my revenge someday grrrrrrrrrrrrr screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SIGN    Press it!
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: The Enigmatic Ultimate Weapon, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!