# E294 - Yoshiokadaira: Bodyguard Elegy, Sir! / Natsumi: Grand Operation Christmas Party, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN9QJV/yoshiokadaira-bodyguard-elegy-sir--natsumi-grand-operation-christmas-party-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
It will soon be Christmas.
**[01:33] ---**
What kinds of presents will you all ask for?
**[01:37] ---**
Ch-Ch-Ch-Christmas party?!
**[01:40] ---**
Yeah.
**[01:41] ---**
Sarge and the others
will be there, too,
**[01:43] ---**
but if it's okay with you,
you should come!
**[01:45] ---**
Yes yes yes!
**[01:46] ---**
Yes, I will definitely come!
**[01:47] ---**
Okay.
**[01:48] ---**
See you next week, then!
**[01:50] ---**
Y...
**[01:52] ---**
Yes...
**[01:55] ---**
Well done, milady!
**[01:57] ---**
You have obtained an invitation from
Master Fuyuki, exactly as planned.
**[02:01] ---**
Yesh...
**[02:02] ---**
It went well...
**[02:04] ---**
Thank you very mush...
**[02:07] ---**
She is basking in the warm glow of joy.
**[02:09] ---**
This is what makes all the effort put forth
by the Momoka bodyguards worth it.
**[02:15] ---**
It is somewhat early,
**[02:16] ---**
but this is your Christmas present from us.
***SIGN*** Ring Ring Ring
***SIGN*** Yoshiokadaira
**[02:22] ---**
An e-mail from Yoshiokadaira?
**[02:24] ---**
What could this be?
**[02:27] ---**
What?!
**[02:31] ---**
Yoshiokadaira: Bodyguard Elegy, Sir!
**[02:37] ---**
What is going on?
**[02:38] ---**
Yoshiokadaira suddenly sent me an e-mail
saying he's quitting the Momoka bodyguards!
**[02:43] ---**
Do we have confirmation of this?
**[02:45] ---**
No. It is a bombshell to us, too,
a bolt from the blue.
**[02:49] ---**
He appears to have canceled his phone.
I cannot get hold of him, either.
***SIGN*** Yoshiokadaira
**[02:53] ---**
Momoka-sama,
**[02:54] ---**
as you have heard, Yoshiokadaira is suddenly
saying he is leaving your bodyguards.
**[02:59] ---**
I am sorry to ask you at such a time,
but... your instructions, please?
**[03:02] ---**
I shee... I'll leave it to you...
**[03:05] ---**
She is still basking in the glow
of Master Fuyuki.
**[03:08] ---**
It seems she has no time to
think of Yoshiokadaira.
**[03:10] ---**
Very well. I will do something about it.
**[03:12] ---**
Find out where Yoshiokadaira is!
***SIGN*** Tangerines
**[03:29] ---**
This is...
**[03:32] ---**
Okay, Mom, I'm off!
**[03:35] ---**
Wait!
**[03:45] ---**
This charm...
**[03:46] ---**
Keep it on your person at all times.
**[03:49] ---**
And do your very best for milady Momoka!
**[03:51] ---**
Now off you go.
**[03:57] ---**
When did that snap off?
**[04:00] ---**
Coming!
**[04:03] ---**
Who is—what?!
**[04:06] ---**
Paul...sama...
**[04:07] ---**
What's... with your head...
***SIGN*** Classical Music Café Arte
**[04:10] ---**
What is the meaning of this?
**[04:14] ---**
It is our duty to protect milady Momoka,
even at the cost of our lives.
**[04:18] ---**
I scarcely expected you to throw all
of that out with a single e-mail.
***SIGN*** Inbox FROM: Yoshiokadaira SUBJECT: End of long work. Gotten too much X.X Can't keep this up /_\ Going back to my home. m( _ _ )m
**[04:23] ---**
I...
**[04:24] ---**
...as a member of the Momoka bodyguard,
**[04:26] ---**
I have driven myself to go through hell
and high water to protect Momoka-sama.
**[04:32] ---**
However, this time,
***SIGN*** Grand Operation Christmas
**[04:34] ---**
to set things up so Master Fuyuki would
personally invite her to the Christmas party,
**[04:39] ---**
it was my mission to guard
Master Fuyuki for several months.
***SIGN*** Books Setsuna
***SIGN*** Dilapidated Real Estate
***SIGN*** Dilapidated Real Estate
**[05:12] ---**
I protected him from injury,
**[05:14] ---**
and at times, even made sure
he did not catch influenza.
**[05:28] ---**
Indeed... I would not like to be
covered in an old man's spittle.
**[05:36] ---**
Before I knew it, I had a
temperature of 39 degrees,
**[05:39] ---**
and was beleaguered by
athlete's foot and hiccups.
**[05:43] ---**
The fever aside, the athlete's foot and
the hiccups are your problem, aren't they?
**[05:47] ---**
If it were for Momoka-sama's sake,
that would be another thing,
**[05:49] ---**
but I am not prepared to lose
my life for a different reason.
**[05:53] ---**
So I came to the conclusion that I cannot
work as a member of the Momoka bodyguard.
**[06:00] ---**
Raise your head, Yoshiokadaira.
**[06:04] ---**
It is not as though I do not
understand your feelings.
**[06:06] ---**
However, even protecting Master Fuyuki
is for Momoka-sama's sake.
**[06:10] ---**
Does thinking that way not help you
to endure this harsh mission?
**[06:13] ---**
Reconsider it, Yoshiokadaira.
**[06:17] ---**
I see...
**[06:18] ---**
Yes.
**[06:19] ---**
It seems he still has some reservations.
**[06:22] ---**
But I believe there is room for empathy.
**[06:26] ---**
This may be a little harsh,
**[06:29] ---**
but if he has reservations,
I think that we should respect that.
**[06:34] ---**
Indeed...
**[06:35] ---**
It is true that hesitation is taboo for
the elite members of the Momoka bodyguard.
**[06:39] ---**
However...
**[06:40] ---**
We cannot employ those
with wavering dedication.
**[06:43] ---**
Speed the parting guest.
**[06:45] ---**
That's our iron rule.
**[06:47] ---**
Yes...
**[06:49] ---**
Well, for a change of mood,
let's go buy some Christmas presents!
**[06:53] ---**
...Yes.
***SIGN*** Christmas Sale Now Ongoing This Winter's Essential Items
**[06:59] ---**
I haven't been home in a while.
**[07:01] ---**
I should buy something for
my mother before I come back.
**[07:12] ---**
M-Momoka-sama!
**[07:15] ---**
You brat! How dare you just up
and say you're gonna quit?!
**[07:22] ---**
I am terribly sorry for the selfishness
I have displayed recently!
**[07:29] ---**
Paul!
**[07:30] ---**
There's something I think
Fuyuki-kun would like over there!
**[07:37] ---**
Please, wait!
**[07:40] ---**
Oh, right...
**[07:41] ---**
I'm nothing more than a regular person
without the bodyguard uniform.
**[07:45] ---**
There's no way I could
get her to notice me...
**[07:47] ---**
And the day of Christmas...
**[07:50] ---**
Merry Christmas!
**[07:53] ---**
Okay, once we've eaten our cake,
**[07:55] ---**
let's hand each other the presents.
**[07:58] ---**
You'll all be surprised
by my present this year, sir!
**[08:02] ---**
I can't wait to see the pleased face
of the person who gets it, sir!
**[08:06] ---**
It's probably a Gundam model.
**[08:08] ---**
Gero?
**[08:08] ---**
How did you...
**[08:10] ---**
Or, like, almost always?
**[08:15] ---**
U-Um, Fuyuki-kun...
**[08:17] ---**
Thank you so much for inviting me today.
**[08:20] ---**
No, thank you for coming!
**[08:23] ---**
Fuyuki-kun's present...
**[08:25] ---**
I'm definitely gonna get it!
**[08:29] ---**
Team A, Team B,
currently stationed at the shrine.
**[08:31] ---**
Simultaneously with the commencement
of present exchange,
**[08:33] ---**
wish that "Master Fuyuki's present
finds its way to Momoka-sama,
**[08:36] ---**
and Momoka-sama's present finds
its way to Master Fuyuki,"
**[08:39] ---**
with all your body and soul!
**[08:42] ---**
Roger!
**[08:44] ---**
Momoka-sama...
**[08:46] ---**
We will be praying for your certain victory!
**[08:50] ---**
What's wrong?
**[08:50] ---**
Paul-sama!
**[08:51] ---**
Contact from Yoshiokadaira!
**[08:53] ---**
What?
**[08:56] ---**
I've thought about it a lot.
**[08:58] ---**
I'm going home on tonight's bus.
**[08:59] ---**
Thank you so much for all these years.
**[09:02] ---**
Wait.
**[09:03] ---**
Hey! Yoshiokadaira!
**[09:04] ---**
Fuyuki-kun's...
**[09:05] ---**
Fuyuki-kun's...!
**[09:07] ---**
Hey! Yoshiokadaira!
**[09:08] ---**
Yoshiokadaira!
**[09:09] ---**
Don't be so hasty!
**[09:10] ---**
Hey! Can you hear me?!
**[09:12] ---**
Yoshiokadaira!
**[09:13] ---**
Yoshiokadaira!
**[09:15] ---**
Shut it, Paul!
**[09:17] ---**
We've just gotten to the important part!
**[09:18] ---**
Quit frickin' trashing the mood!
**[09:20] ---**
Momoka-sama...
**[09:21] ---**
You see...
**[09:25] ---**
Yoshiokadaira's going home, yeah?!
**[09:27] ---**
I thought we were done with that!
**[09:29] ---**
However, the current operation...
**[09:32] ---**
...was in large part made possible by
Yoshiokadaira's efforts, after all, and...
**[09:36] ---**
What's your point?
**[09:37] ---**
I do understand that now is the most
important part of the Christmas party,
**[09:41] ---**
but with your persuasion, Momoka-sama...
**[09:43] ---**
What?! You just don't get it, do you?!
**[09:46] ---**
M-My apologies...
**[10:01] ---**
What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?
**[10:03] ---**
Ah, no, it's nothing!
**[10:04] ---**
Just a little matter with
one of our people...
**[10:06] ---**
One of the people at your house?
**[10:08] ---**
Oh, yeah! I forgot about this.
***SIGN*** Charm
***SIGN*** Do your best for milady Momoka!
**[10:22] ---**
Yoshiokadaira-san helped me
a little while ago,
***SIGN*** Charm
**[10:38] ---**
but he dropped that charm and left it behind.
**[10:42] ---**
I was going to hand it to him
the next time I saw him.
**[10:44] ---**
Tell him thanks from me, okay?
***SIGN*** Charm
**[10:50] ---**
Okay!
**[10:52] ---**
Let's get started exchanging these presents!
**[10:55] ---**
I'm sorry, Fuyuki-kun!
**[10:57] ---**
I... have something to do!
**[11:11] ---**
Yoshiokadaira!
**[11:13] ---**
What the heck do you think you're doing?!
**[11:15] ---**
Momoka-sama... my sincerest apologies...
**[11:18] ---**
Why am I with you?
**[11:20] ---**
M...
**[11:21] ---**
Momoka... sama...
**[11:26] ---**
You jerk!
**[11:27] ---**
I am terribly sorry!
**[11:29] ---**
You were in the middle of your
all-important Christmas party...
**[11:31] ---**
Not that!
**[11:32] ---**
Huh?
**[11:33] ---**
The Momoka bodyguard is an elite group that
carries out its missions in total secrecy!
**[11:38] ---**
You can't frickin' let Fuyuki-kun find out!
***SIGN*** Charm
**[11:42] ---**
That's... my...
**[11:47] ---**
As punishment,
**[11:48] ---**
please escort me back to my house.
**[11:53] ---**
Momoka-sama...
**[11:56] ---**
Sorry... what time is it right now?
**[11:58] ---**
Just a little before nine.
**[12:00] ---**
Momoka-sama... Let's go back
to Master Fuyuki's house.
**[12:03] ---**
You can still make it in time.
**[12:07] ---**
Come on! Quickly!
**[12:09] ---**
Right!
**[12:19] ---**
Yoshiokadaira safely returned
to the Momoka bodyguard.
**[12:22] ---**
I'm sure wonderful Christmas
presents await them.
**[12:25] ---**
Right?
**[12:27] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[12:28] ---**
I went the wrong way!
**[12:30] ---**
You frickin' idiot!
**[12:40] ---**
Merry Christmas!
**[12:42] ---**
The Christmas party at the Hinata house,
which Fuyuki-kun invited Momoka-chan to.
**[12:47] ---**
There's another drama here
behind the scenes.
**[12:52] ---**
Natsumi: Grand Operation
Christmas Party, Sir!
**[12:59] ---**
Five days earlier.
***SIGN*** December 19th
**[13:00] ---**
The night before the end-of-school ceremony.
**[13:11] ---**
N-N-Natsumi.
**[13:12] ---**
That Keroro prepared this childish game
for the Christmas party.
***SIGN*** The Inadvertently *beep* Party Game
**[13:19] ---**
I'm firmly against it, but...
**[13:22] ---**
You liar. You're secretly
looking forward to it.
**[13:24] ---**
But I thought if you wanted to do it,
I'd just have to go along with it, so...
**[13:28] ---**
What do you think?
**[13:39] ---**
Why is Natsumi here?
**[13:42] ---**
Okay.
**[13:43] ---**
Act natural.
**[13:44] ---**
Casual, and follow the script.
**[13:48] ---**
Ah, Kululu!
**[13:49] ---**
We're all having a party on Christmas Day.
**[13:52] ---**
You're coming, right?
**[13:53] ---**
And then he'll definitely say...
**[13:56] ---**
I can come if you want me to that much.
**[13:59] ---**
What should I do?
**[14:01] ---**
I'm sure of it! And then I'll say...
**[14:03] ---**
Ahh, I get it!
**[14:04] ---**
You're embarrassed!
**[14:06] ---**
I can invite Saburo-senpai, too, if you want?
**[14:08] ---**
You'll have more fun that way, right?!
**[14:10] ---**
Okay, it's decided!
**[14:11] ---**
Call Saburo-senpai over for me, okay?
**[14:13] ---**
See you!
**[14:15] ---**
I'll steer the conversation the way I want
until it gets him to call Saburo-senpai over!
**[14:20] ---**
I see... so that's the plan...
**[14:24] ---**
I'll come.
**[14:27] ---**
What... did you just?
**[14:29] ---**
I'll come. Gladlyyep!
**[14:32] ---**
Why only now is it "gladlyyep"?
**[14:39] ---**
You jerkface! What did you do to Natsumi?!
**[14:41] ---**
Nothing.
**[14:42] ---**
I was invited to their
Christmas party, that's all.
**[14:45] ---**
Then why is she so depressed?!
**[14:48] ---**
Hey, I thought of something!
**[14:49] ---**
Bet she wanted to ask me
to invite Saburo or something,
**[14:52] ---**
and now she's down 'cause she couldn't
find the right time to say it...
**[14:56] ---**
He knew all along.
**[14:58] ---**
So that's what it was...
**[15:00] ---**
Huh?
**[15:01] ---**
Whaaaaaaat?!
***SIGN*** And the next day
**[15:04] ---**
And the next day.
**[15:06] ---**
Winter break starts tomorrow...
**[15:08] ---**
I have to invite Saburo-senpai
at some point today!
**[15:13] ---**
This is a patrol!
**[15:15] ---**
I am absolutely not curious about Natsumi.
**[15:17] ---**
You are more than curious.
**[15:21] ---**
First I have to come up with a natural
plan for inviting Saburo-senpai.
**[15:26] ---**
Did I hear my name?
**[15:30] ---**
Saburo-senpai!
**[15:32] ---**
Good morning!
**[15:33] ---**
It's nothing!
**[15:42] ---**
That was so sudden, I went and ran off...
**[15:45] ---**
I'm so stupid...
**[15:50] ---**
Second chance of the day arrives!
**[15:52] ---**
I know!
**[15:53] ---**
I'll drop my homework, and...
**[15:57] ---**
...then, naturally...
**[15:59] ---**
I'll pick that up for you.
**[16:02] ---**
Your homework for over winter break?
**[16:03] ---**
Yes!
**[16:04] ---**
What are you doing over
winter break, Saburo-senpai?
**[16:08] ---**
I'm always just doing whatever.
**[16:09] ---**
What about you, Natsumi-chan?
**[16:10] ---**
Me? I'm having a Christmas party at home.
**[16:13] ---**
Oh, I know! If you'd like...
**[16:15] ---**
Right!
**[16:24] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[16:26] ---**
Oh, no!
**[16:31] ---**
There you are, Natsumi-san!
**[16:34] ---**
Thanks...
**[16:35] ---**
You're so happy you're crying! I'm so moved!
**[16:45] ---**
Here he is!
***SIGN*** Let's Reduce
Our Waste
**[16:47] ---**
Okay! This time!
**[16:49] ---**
Saburo-senpai comes down the stairs.
***SIGN*** Letz Redoos
Ar Waist
**[16:53] ---**
And then I'll lose my balance, and...
**[16:58] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[16:59] ---**
I'll wash those shoes for you!
**[17:02] ---**
We're holding a Christmas party
at my house,
**[17:04] ---**
so come over, and I'll
give them back to you then!
**[17:06] ---**
No, that's not natural...
***SIGN*** Let's Reduce
Our Waste
**[17:10] ---**
This time, I'll definitely get
Saburo-senpai to...
**[17:13] ---**
Natsumi!
**[17:14] ---**
Have you finished?
***SIGN*** Let's Reduce
Our Waste
***SIGN*** Let's Reduce
Our Waste
**[17:19] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[17:20] ---**
What happened?
**[17:22] ---**
Ah, nothing!
**[17:24] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[17:24] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[17:26] ---**
I'm really, really sorry!
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy
**[17:34] ---**
Saburo-senpai...
**[17:36] ---**
This is my last chance.
**[17:38] ---**
S-Saburo-senpai!
**[17:41] ---**
Ah, Natsumi-chan!
**[17:42] ---**
U-Um...
**[17:44] ---**
...er...
**[17:45] ---**
Ahhhh, stop thinking irrelevant thoughts!
**[17:48] ---**
You're here now, just... go for broke!
**[17:51] ---**
We're holding a party at
my house on Christmas Day!
**[17:53] ---**
Would you like to come?!
**[17:56] ---**
I said it!
**[17:58] ---**
Thanks.
**[17:59] ---**
But I have things to do that day.
**[18:03] ---**
Sorry.
**[18:06] ---**
Okay.
**[18:15] ---**
Giroro!
**[18:18] ---**
Natsumi...
**[18:20] ---**
You're making baked potatoes? Yes, please!
**[18:23] ---**
Sure.
**[18:26] ---**
Owowow! What is this?!
**[18:28] ---**
Isn't it too baked?!
**[18:31] ---**
Here we go, time to get ready for the party!
**[18:36] ---**
Let's make this year's tree
even more gorgeous than normal!
**[18:39] ---**
Yeah.
**[18:40] ---**
Look, look!
**[18:41] ---**
It came out really well!
**[18:43] ---**
I have to do my very best
with decorating it, too!
**[18:46] ---**
I'll make a cake so delicious,
it'll surprise everyone!
**[18:52] ---**
And... the day of the Christmas party.
**[18:59] ---**
Hey. What's up?
**[19:02] ---**
Take this and say nothing.
***SIGN*** Letter of Challenge
**[19:05] ---**
A letter of challenge?
**[19:07] ---**
Tonight.
**[19:08] ---**
The place is written there.
**[19:10] ---**
Hmm, but I've got stuff to do tonight.
**[19:13] ---**
It is a battle between men.
**[19:14] ---**
Don't run.
**[19:21] ---**
Well!
**[19:22] ---**
As more and more people turn up,
**[19:24] ---**
the more lively and fun it's gotten, siryep!
**[19:27] ---**
Ah! I wonder if that's Nishizawa-san?
**[19:32] ---**
So lucky...
**[19:34] ---**
I do wish I could have had
Saburo-senpai here.
**[19:41] ---**
So you're here.
**[19:47] ---**
Sorry to have kept you waiting.
**[19:49] ---**
It took me a while to finish
what I needed to do.
**[19:51] ---**
So? What's this about?
**[19:55] ---**
Come with me.
**[19:56] ---**
Jonteyep!
**[19:57] ---**
Hello!
**[19:59] ---**
Jonteyep!
**[20:00] ---**
Good moaning!
**[20:02] ---**
Sis, there's someone here to see you.
**[20:06] ---**
Hey. Evening.
**[20:08] ---**
Saburo-senpai?! Why?!
**[20:10] ---**
Hmm... I kind of...
went with the flow, and here I am.
**[20:13] ---**
He and I have a score to settle here.
**[20:18] ---**
Huh?
**[20:20] ---**
Hey! Saburo!
**[20:21] ---**
Game on!
**[20:23] ---**
Gero?
**[20:24] ---**
That's... that's what I...
**[20:25] ---**
Let us all play it together!
**[20:27] ---**
That with Fuyuki-kun...
**[20:29] ---**
That with Fuyuki-kun...!
**[20:31] ---**
What's wrong?
**[20:32] ---**
Surely you aren't planning to run?
**[20:36] ---**
No... I'll do it.
**[20:37] ---**
Natsumi!
**[20:38] ---**
Spin the roulette.
**[20:41] ---**
Hurry it up!
**[20:44] ---**
Sure!
**[20:46] ---**
First is... right hand, red!
**[20:47] ---**
Right hand red, huh...
**[20:50] ---**
Next, left foot, yellow!
**[20:51] ---**
Here!
**[20:53] ---**
Giroro!
**[20:54] ---**
Your breath is tickling me!
**[21:02] ---**
What was that?
**[21:05] ---**
You challenged Saburo-senpai
and lost pathetically.
**[21:09] ---**
Shut up.
**[21:11] ---**
But...
**[21:13] ---**
...thanks.
**[21:14] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[21:15] ---**
I don't remember doing anything
to be thanked for.
**[21:20] ---**
Come on. Let's go back to the party.
**[21:23] ---**
If I must.
**[21:25] ---**
First, you put out the fire.
**[21:29] ---**
I hope Christmas this year is wonderful, too.
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Is shining on us again today.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Yes, this is love.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Joy and sadness come in turns.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
If you can keep a smile on your face,
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
You can become a hero.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
hiiroo ni nareru sa
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
**[23:07] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
***SIGN*** Now Fusing
**[23:09] ---**
I was looking back recently at all those
tokusatsu hero shows I remember fondly,
**[23:12] ---**
and I'm suprised at just
how cheap they look now!
**[23:14] ---**
All they do for the transformation scenes
is twirl toy fireworks around.
**[23:17] ---**
But they've got the flavor
just right, y'know?
***SIGN*** Invasion Complete!
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:21] ---**
We're finally into the Christmas rush!
**[23:23] ---**
"Keroro: Two-As-One Kerorom, Sir!"
***SIGN*** I'll have my revenge someday grrrrrrrrrrrrr screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
***SIGN*** Press it!
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro: The Enigmatic Ultimate Weapon, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!