E117 - Keroro: When You Wish On Tanabata, Sir! / Keroro: Revived! Extraordinary Dopamine, Sir!

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[00:19] [SONG] ---
    I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Ashita harereba ii na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Ashita waraeba ii na
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    If you just let life pass you by,
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Mattari ikite'rya
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Mattaku tsumannai (night)
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    If you just get it together,
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    Shikkari shite irya
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    There might just be good things
     to come. (Come on, yo!)
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
    Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
[00:50] [SONG] ---
    Clothes make the man
    Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nailing down bran Home is your capital
    800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
    Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
    You will get no tanmen from me!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
    Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Doing laundry Bath and tub
    Cleaning the floors
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
    Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Little frogs must return home at once!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    All these things I've gathered
    are sure to come in handy.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll translate them all into dreams,
    and I'll make something of them someday.
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Sore o yume ni okikaete
    itsuka mono ni suru n da
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    That is our bright road.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
SIGN    Tanabata Festival
[01:33] ---
    July 7th, Tanabata.
SIGN    May Jon come back home. I want to eat sweets until my belly's full. I want to see a UFO.
[01:36] ---
    Orihime and Hikoboshi, who became separated
    on opposite sides of the Milky Way,
SIGN    Station Road Store Association Tanabata Festival Huge Sales
[01:40] ---
    are permitted to meet just
    once a year, on this day.
SIGN    Please make a wish
[01:51] ---
    Hey, why don't we write something, too?
[01:54] ---
    Ah, okay!
[01:59] ---
    Done.
[02:01] ---
    What did you write, Nishizawa-san?
[02:03] ---
    Th-That's a secret.
[02:06] ---
    What about you?
[02:09] ---
    Okay, then mine's a secret, too.
[02:24] ---
    Keroro: When You Wish On Tanabata, Sir!
[02:36] ---
    Target designation?
[02:37] ---
    12 o'clock.
[02:39] ---
    Diagonally opposite the milk hall.
[02:40] ---
    We have to get a hold of Fuyuki-kun's
    paper strip, at all costs!
[02:44] ---
    Then we can grant Fuyuki-kun's wish
    that's written down there.
[02:49] ---
    But... but what if the paper strip
[02:51] ---
    has "I want to be lovey-dovey with
    Nishizawa-san" written on it?
[02:55] ---
    W-We've got trouble!
[02:57] ---
    The Tanabata decorations...
    they've disappeared!
[03:00] ---
    The heck?!
[03:02] ---
    Come to think of it...
[03:04] ---
    ...why do we hang paper strips with wishes
    written on them during Tanabata?
[03:08] ---
    Wasn't Tanabata originally the one day
    a year when Orihime and Hikoboshi meet?
[03:13] ---
    There are many theories,
[03:15] ---
    but apparently it was started by a prayer
[03:18] ---
    to Orihime-sama, the Weaving Princess,
    for weaving to go well.
[03:22] ---
    Orihime and Hikoboshi were
    lovers and very close,
[03:26] ---
    and both were hard workers,
[03:28] ---
    but once they married and were able
    to be together, they became so close
[03:31] ---
    that they started to slack off on their jobs.
[03:34] ---
    And so God in Heaven became angry,
[03:37] ---
    and split them apart, and made it
    so they could only meet once a year.
[03:41] ---
    Wow...
[03:43] ---
    I wonder if all lovey-dovey couples
    tend to stop working and stuff?
[03:46] ---
    I don't think you need to be lovey-dovey.
[03:48] ---
    Anything fun makes you want to slack off.
[03:52] ---
    Ha ha, you know.
[03:53] ---
    Like how Sarge makes Gundam models,
     even though he came here to invade.
[03:57] ---
    Well, he can slack off on that
    as much as he wants.
[04:00] ---
    All right! It's done.
[04:03] ---
    Okay, I'll go call Sarge.
[04:09] ---
    What's taking so long, Fuyuki?
[04:11] ---
    The beef stew's going to
    go cold if you don't—
[04:14] ---
    What on Earth?!
SIGN    Orihime and Hikoboshi
SIGN    July
[04:27] ---
    Don't tell me they've...
[04:30] ---
    I mean, don't you think that Orihime and Hikoboshi
    have something in common with those guys?
[04:35] ---
    The Keroro Platoon are talented,
    hard-working soldiers,
[04:39] ---
    who were putting their all into
    conquering all kinds of planets.
[04:42] ---
    But when they came to Earth
    and became friendly with us,
[04:45] ---
    they started slacking off with their job.
[04:48] ---
    Fuyuki-dono!
[04:48] ---
    Keron HQ got mad,
[04:50] ---
    split the Keroro Platoon
    apart from us, and...
[04:50] ---
    Sarge!
[04:52] ---
    And now we'll only see them
    once a year, or something?
[04:57] ---
    Ah, now that you mention it...
[04:58] ---
    I knew it!
[05:00] ---
    The corporal's tent is gone!
[05:05] ---
    We will now commence our
    all-important once-a-year event:
[05:10] ---
    Reading the wishes on the
    Tanabata paper strips!
[05:14] ---
    We will make use of the custom of writing wishes
    on the Tanabata paper strip decorations
SIGN    Household harmony.
    I want to lose 10 kg.
    I want to learn to ride a bicycle.
    I want them to raise my allowance.
    May I make lots of friends.
SIGN    I hope I can become a pro baseball player.
    I want to be a hero
    I hope I can become a baker.
    Prosperous business.
    I want to get good at soccer.
[05:19] ---
    to sink our teeth into an investigation
    of Pekoponian desires!
SIGN    May the work be finished soon.
    May I get 100 on the test.
    I want to see a UFO.
    I want a computer.
    May I pass the audition.
    May I be able to eat lots of snacks.
[05:22] ---
    And through this, we will grasp
    a hint to our invasion strategy!
[05:25] ---
    But why are we doing this on the roof?
[05:28] ---
    Well, we can't do it in the store!
[05:30] ---
    That's where we're keeping what we'll
    need to prepare for the other plan.
[05:32] ---
    It's full of all the stuff we
    carried out of the Sergeant Room!
[05:36] ---
    Hold it right there! Why is
    my tent with the rest of it?!
[05:39] ---
    Calm, calm. I will address that in good time.
[05:43] ---
    "May I get much, much more
    lovey-dovey with Fuyuki-kun."
[05:47] ---
    Ah, this one's Momocchi's!
[05:50] ---
    "May milady Momoka's wish come true."
[05:53] ---
    This one is Master Paul's, sir!
[05:55] ---
    "May I get more screentime."
[05:57] ---
    Ah, that could be Dororo's.
[06:00] ---
    No, it's mine...
[06:02] ---
    Hmph. Is doing this
[06:04] ---
    really going to serve as a useful
    reference for our invasion mission?
[06:07] ---
    Oh, now whose have we here?
[06:09] ---
    "May I have another bath
    together with Natsumi-san."
SIGN    May I have another bath together with Natsumi-san.
[06:12] ---
    Wh-Wh-What?!
[06:15] ---
    D-D-Don't tell me
[06:16] ---
    that one's that S-S-Sa-Saburo guy's?!
[06:19] ---
    Thinking logically... Koyuki-san?
[06:21] ---
    Or, like, one-track thinking?
[06:25] ---
    I wonder if Natchi's paper strip is in here.
[06:27] ---
    N-Na-Natsumi's wish...
SIGN    Natsumi's wish
[06:36] ---
    Target is the ruins of the Kero Mart.
[06:38] ---
    All units, put everything into
    getting back those paper strips!
[06:41] ---
    I thought this might happen.
[06:43] ---
    The transmitter I attached to the
    paper strip came in useful...
[06:46] ---
    But even so...
[06:48] ---
    ...those morons are gonna pay!
[06:51] ---
    "May Shonen Alpha's circulation
    continue to rise."
[06:55] ---
    "May my brother find a job."
[06:58] ---
    None of these wishes seem to be of any
    use to our invasion of Pekopon, sir.
[07:04] ---
    "Clear out all our bad stock
    of Valentine dumplings."
[07:07] ---
    Ah. This one's mine!
[07:10] ---
    Gero?
[07:11] ---
    We've got incoming, and they
    look like they mean business.
[07:13] ---
    Which is it? Which is Natsumi's?
[07:18] ---
    Th-This is...
[07:20] ---
    Don't tell me... someone is
    after this paper strip...
[07:23] ---
    Well, the wishes were more
    boring than I expected,
[07:27] ---
    so how about we just call off this
    mission around now, sir?
[07:31] ---
    B-But... I still haven't found Natsumi's...
[07:34] ---
    It's just going to say "May I become lovey-dovey
    with Saburo-senpai" or something anyway.
[07:40] ---
    N-No, it won't!
[07:42] ---
    You can't know that without checking!
[07:46] ---
    I'll eradicate the intruders.
[07:48] ---
    You guys protect the paper strips!
[08:19] ---
    If this is how it's going to be,
    I'll head there directly!
[08:21] ---
    No... milady Momoka,
    you should remain here.
[08:24] ---
    But... this is my battle.
[08:26] ---
    I have to go...
[08:28] ---
    ...and take back Fuyuki-kun's paper strip...
[08:32] ---
    ...with my own hands!
[08:36] ---
    Hmph. They were nothing special.
[08:39] ---
    Hold it!
[08:41] ---
    Nishizawa Momoka!
[08:43] ---
    You're fighting me!
[08:59] ---
    This power... Where is it coming from?!
[09:02] ---
    Giroro-san, I'm sorry!
[09:04] ---
    But... in order to read
    Fuyuki-kun's paper strip,
[09:07] ---
    there's no other choice!
[09:16] ---
    So that's what this is about.
[09:18] ---
    Fine.
[09:19] ---
    Go.
[09:26] ---
    Hand over those paper strips!
[09:29] ---
    Sarge? Oh, thank goodness!
[09:31] ---
    This is where you all were!
[09:33] ---
    Huh? Nishizawa-san, why are you here?
[09:36] ---
    Were you all having a Tanabata party?
[09:38] ---
    Ahh...! N-No, not at all, I...
[09:41] ---
    I just coincidentally by chance
    happened to be passing by...
[09:44] ---
    These are the ones that were hung up
    in the shopping district.
[09:47] ---
    Gero!
[09:48] ---
    Why do you guys have these?
[09:50] ---
    W-We... weren't doing anything...
[09:53] ---
    We just... as reference for
    our Pekopon invasion...
[09:56] ---
    A sort of general opinion
    survey, or, you know...
[09:58] ---
    You do not peek into other people's
    wishes without permission!
[10:02] ---
    Gero!
[10:09] ---
    Good grief.
[10:10] ---
    We're here worrying about you,
[10:13] ---
    and you're doing this stupid...
[10:15] ---
    Y-You're right.
[10:16] ---
    It really isn't right to look at other
    people's wishes without permission, is it?
[10:20] ---
    Yeah, Sarge.
[10:22] ---
    You could've just asked.
    I wouldn't have minded telling you.
[10:25] ---
    U-Um... so... what did you write, Fuyuki-kun?
[10:30] ---
    As your wish?
[10:32] ---
    Well,
[10:33] ---
    I wished that I and Sarge and everyone else
    can live together happily forever.
[10:38] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[10:40] ---
    D-Does that "everyone"...
[10:42] ---
    ...i-include me?
[10:46] ---
    Of course!
[10:47] ---
    F-Fuyuki-kun...
[10:50] ---
    Ah... uh...
[10:52] ---
    Natsumi... What did you wr...
[10:57] ---
    N-Nothing.
[11:04] ---
    I hope everyone's wish comes true.
SIGN    Wu Magazine
    
    The secrets of Area 51 finally revealed
    This is the extraterrestrial Grey!
[11:17] [SONG] ---
    Join in, everybody!
SIGN    Looks for an extra special issue
    from the summer of 2006!
     Inner-Tokyo Worker
    Special: Summer Movies
    Captain Geroro
    Counter summer exhaustion
[11:19] ---
    This time of year is slightly too early
    for summer festivals.
[11:21] [SONG] ---
    Again!
[11:22] ---
    This song seems to come
    from nowhere in particular.
SIGN    Festival
[11:25] [SONG] ---
    We're not done yet!
[11:32] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero! Kero! Kero keroro.
SIGN    Festival
[11:35] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero! Kero! Kero keroro.
[11:42] ---
    Keroro: Revived! Extraordinary Dopamine, Sir!
[11:47] [SONG] ---
    We came from a faraway planet.
[11:51] [SONG] ---
    We came here to the blue Earth.
[11:51] ---
    Ah, no, no! Stop the music!
[11:55] ---
    Come on, Giroro, that's not how
    you're meant to move your feet!
[11:59] ---
    Not like that, like this!
[12:01] ---
    L-Like this?
[12:03] ---
    Yes, that! For crying out loud,
    how many times do I have to tell you, sir?
[12:07] ---
    Okay then, once more.
[12:10] ---
    Start the music!
[12:12] [SONG] ---
    We came from a faraway planet.
[12:13] ---
    Uhh... here and a step...
[12:16] ---
    Ahhh, no, no!
[12:16] [SONG] ---
    We came here to the blue Earth.
[12:18] ---
    This is how it's meant to be, remember?!
[12:20] ---
    Chan, cha-chan, cha-chaa, chan!
    Like this! Right foot first! Like so!
[12:23] ---
    What are you guys doing?
[12:26] ---
    What are we doing?
[12:27] ---
    I've explained that so many times already...
[12:30] ---
    The mission to popularize the "Pekopon Invasion
    Ondo" for the summer festival season!
[12:35] ---
    And when the song sells, we rake in
    the money for our invasion budget!
[12:39] ---
    G-Gero!
[12:40] ---
    Master Fuyuki and Lady Natsumi...
[12:42] ---
    That sounds like a fun mission.
[12:45] ---
    The bon dance is Japanese culture.
[12:47] ---
    Even the children will be
    most pleased with this plan.
[12:50] ---
    So this is why you were carrying
    all the stuff out of here.
[12:54] ---
    Well, uh, yeah, pretty much.
[12:56] ---
    Come on now, Lady Natsumi,
    Master Fuyuki, join us!
[12:59] [SONG] ---
    A-hore! Gero gero, gero, gero geroro!
[13:02] ---
    How is something like this
    suddenly going to be popular?
[13:03] [SONG] ---
    Gero gero, gero, gero geroro!
[13:04] ---
    Let's go, Fuyuki.
[13:06] ---
    Ah...
[13:06] ---
    Okay, see you later, Sarge. Good luck!
[13:08] [SONG] ---
    We came from a faraway planet.
[13:10] ---
    Gero...
[13:12] ---
    C'mon! Summer is about ondos!
    That's just obvious!
[13:16] ---
    Obviously it's gonna be popular!
[13:17] ---
    And it's a song that you took
    the effort to write, after all.
[13:20] ---
    It would be a waste for it
    not to be used every year!
[13:23] ---
    Or, like, proper usage?
[13:25] ---
    There's no way a plan started for
    such a petty reason is going to work!
[13:29] ---
    My dear Corporal Giroro.
[13:32] ---
    Worry not. We have the upper hand.
[13:34] ---
    What kind of upper hand?
[13:37] ---
    We will use the radio.
SIGN    Radio
[13:40] ---
    The radio!
[13:42] ---
    R-Radio?
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro's Extraordinary Dopamine
[13:44] ---
    Yes! We will radiojack Master 623's program,
[13:47] ---
    and revive that legendary program,
[13:49] ---
    Sergeant Keroro's Extraordinary Dopamine!
[13:52] ---
    And that's where you'll play
    the "Pekopon Invasion Ondo"!
[13:56] ---
    Or, like, compound effect?
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro's Extraordinary Dopamine
[13:58] ---
    Exactly!
[14:00] ---
    We will broadcast an amusing program,
[14:02] ---
    and when the listener ratings explode off
    the charts, bam, that's when we'll play it!
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Ondo Thank you! It's a massive hit!
[14:06] ---
    And then, this year's summer festival
[14:07] ---
    will be the "Pekopon Invasion Ondo"
    wherever you go, sir!
[14:10] ---
    B-But the radiojacking plan
    has failed once already!
[14:16] ---
    Ahh, but back then,
[14:18] ---
    we tried to get the space idol Sumomo-chan
    on the program, but couldn't,
[14:22] ---
    and had you play her part instead,
    which resulted in its failure, sir.
[14:25] ---
    You're... You're blaming me for that?!
SIGN    Point!!
[14:29] ---
    Exactly!
[14:32] ---
    But not this time.
[14:34] ---
    I won't make the same mistake twice.
[14:37] ---
    This time, the real Sumomo-chan's voice
    will be sent over the airwaves.
[14:42] ---
    Then, you're going to get the
    real Sumomo-chan to come?
SIGN    Miracle Voice
    Astonishing Mechanism
    (Talking)> Sumomo-chan
    Space Power
[14:47] ---
    We will use this talking
    Sumomo-chan doll, sir!
[14:51] ---
    If you pull this string...
[14:53] ---
    ...as you can see!
[14:54] ---
    I'm Sumomo!
[14:56] ---
    There!
[14:57] ---
    Glad to be here!
[15:00] ---
    A-pull!
[15:01] ---
    What? How embarrassing for me!
[15:03] ---
    An amazing piece of technology that
    can speak three whole phrases!
[15:07] ---
    Y-You're going to use a
    stingy trick like that again?!
[15:10] ---
    If you have a problem, Giroro,
[15:13] ---
    you wanna play Sumomo-chan again?
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro's Extraordinary Dopamine
[15:17] ---
    Well then! By the time
    of tonight's broadcast,
[15:20] ---
    you are all to have read
    and absorbed these scripts!
[15:32] ---
    It's that time again,
    for tonight's 623 Radio!
[15:34] ---
    We'll start as always
    by randomly picking a poem!
[15:37] ---
    Tonight's is from Inner-Tokyo, by a
    listener with the radio name Natchi-san.
[15:42] ---
    Yes! He hasn't read one of mine in ages!
[15:46] ---
    Sergeant Keroro's Extraordinary Dopamine!
[15:49] ---
    S-Stupid frog! Again?!
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Ondo Thank you! It's a massive hit!
[15:52] ---
    Now then, it's that time at last.
[15:55] ---
    That legendary program, which for awhile now
    has been the topic of word-of-mouth rumor,
[15:59] ---
    Sergeant Keroro's Extraordinary Dopamine,
    is finally back on the air!
[16:03] ---
    And so! I am your host, Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[16:08] ---
    I'm his assistant, Princess Mois!
[16:11] ---
    Broadcast writer, Tamamacchi!
[16:13] ---
    Postcard artiste, Dororo, at your service!
[16:15] ---
    G-Giroro here.
[16:17] ---
    So!
[16:18] ---
    We're hoping to make this program
    a big thing with help from you listeners!
[16:23] ---
    So! Let's launch straight
    into our new project!
[16:26] ---
    The "good invader, bad invader,
    regular invader" segment!
[16:33] ---
    First up, this postcard from
    Inner-Tokyo's Doroyama-kun.
[16:37] ---
    Hey! Sergeant Regulus!
SIGN    Regular invading alien
[16:39] ---
    What have you done with
    the Pekoponian prisoners?
[16:42] ---
    Regular invading alien.
[16:44] ---
    F-Forced labor until they die!
[16:47] ---
    Okay, next! Sergeant Goodwin! What have
    you done with the Pekoponian prisoners?
SIGN    Good invading alien
[16:52] ---
    Good invading alien.
[16:54] ---
    Freed them all.
[16:56] ---
    Hey! Then what about you,
    Sergeant Badman?
[16:59] ---
    What have you done with
    the Pekoponian prisoners?
SIGN    Bad invading alien
[17:02] ---
    Bad invading alien.
[17:04] ---
    Lined them all up in front of the
    toy store early this morning
[17:06] ---
    in order to get myself
    a rare Gundam model, sir!
[17:12] ---
    Wait... That's the joke?
[17:14] ---
    Wait... Was that me?
[17:17] ---
    Wait... Why am I the bad alien?!
[17:21] ---
    Is it really okay to broadcast this?
[17:23] ---
    This skit doesn't seem very suited to radio.
[17:26] ---
    You can't see the table or
    his bald head on the radio.
[17:30] ---
    But the audience ratings are up, as hoped!
[17:33] ---
    Or, like, smoothly sailing?
[17:35] ---
    Th-Then we're done, already.
[17:37] ---
    Just play the "Pekopon Invasion Ondo"
    somewhere around here!
[17:40] ---
    No, no, not yet.
[17:43] ---
    We need a far, far larger audience!
[17:46] ---
    And then we'll go off with a bang, sir!
[17:49] ---
    All right! Our big guest has
    finally arrived in the studio!
[17:54] ---
    The space idol, Sumomo-chan, sir!
[17:59] ---
    I'm Sumomo!
[18:00] [SONG] ---
    This feeling's new to me!
    It thrills me.
[18:01] ---
    How are you doing, Sumomo-chan?
     Keeping well?
[18:03] ---
    The anticipation of meeting
    the real Sumomo-chan
[18:06] [SONG] ---
    Makes me feel more excited!
[18:07] ---
    has had my heart racing
    since before we went on air!
[18:09] [SONG] ---
    I've never seen a sky
    like this at night.
[18:10] ---
    Glad to be here!
[18:12] ---
    We're going to shower you with
    so many questions tonight!
[18:12] [SONG] ---
    Faraway starlight!
[18:15] ---
    What? How embarrassing for me!
[18:18] ---
    Okay, let me ask you first about
    what's made you most happy recently!
[18:18] [SONG] ---
    Spotlight shining on me!
[18:23] ---
    What? How embarrassing for me!
[18:24] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's all right!
[18:25] ---
    Okay, Okay, what's your favorite sweet?
[18:29] ---
    What? How embarrassing for me!
[18:30] [SONG] ---
    I can hear you coming!
[18:31] ---
    Come on, come on, Giroro,
    you ask her something!
[18:32] [SONG] ---
    It's not my imagination!
[18:35] [SONG] ---
    Far away into the galaxy,
[18:36] ---
    When you take a bath, which
    part of your body do you soap first?
[18:38] [SONG] ---
    Turn the switch on!
[18:45] ---
    I'm Sumomo!
[18:49] ---
    I really don't think three phrases
    are enough to make this work.
[18:53] ---
    Ah... oh no!
[18:55] ---
    The audience ratings are starting to fall!
[18:58] ---
    O-Okay...! We'll take a short break.
[19:00] ---
    Coming up: we'll finally hit Sumomo-chan
    with that forbidden question!
SIGN    During Commercials
[19:05] ---
    Wh-What's the forbidden question?
[19:08] ---
    No matter what question we ask,
    we've only got three phrases for answers!
[19:12] ---
    Are we going to be okay?
[19:15] ---
    Now it's come to this... we really will have to
    get someone to play the Sumomo-chan role.
[19:20] ---
    Uncle! Please let me do it.
[19:22] ---
    Or, like, healthy ego?
[19:24] ---
    No. Lady Mois,
[19:26] ---
    it won't work with the way you talk.
[19:28] ---
    Sumomo-chan doesn't end her sentences
    with four-syllable phrases.
[19:32] ---
    Then I will do it!
[19:34] ---
    No... Sumomo-chan doesn't
    avoid contractions!
[19:37] ---
    I don't care who,
    just someone make a decision.
[19:40] ---
    Commercials are gonna end...
[19:42] ---
    Then... it's gotta be Corporal Giroro...
[19:44] ---
    You're the only one, sir!
[19:46] ---
    M-Me again?!
[19:48] ---
    So we don't repeat the
    same mistake as before,
[19:51] ---
    you should use this ribbon-shaped voice
    changer that Kululu invented, sir!
[19:58] ---
    Y-You're sure that my voice will
    change if I talk with this?
[20:03] ---
    Trust in Kululu's inventions, sir!
[20:05] ---
    Ending commercials!
[20:07] ---
    So! Sumomo-chan!
[20:10] ---
    Are you feeling a little nervous
    about tonight's live broadcast?
[20:13] ---
    But we won't hold back on the questions!
[20:18] ---
    I hear that you're really
    into poetry recently.
[20:22] ---
    Is that true?
[20:23] ---
    S-S-Sumo...
[20:26] ---
    Sumomo here!
[20:28] ---
    I... I have three notebooks
    full of poems by now!
[20:33] ---
    Three whole notebooks?
[20:35] ---
    Good job!
[20:38] ---
    So? What kind of poems do you write?
[20:40] ---
    L-L...
[20:44] ---
    Love...
[20:45] ---
    Poems about a girl in love!
[20:49] ---
    Oh...
[20:51] ---
    I'm so embarrassed...
[20:54] ---
    I mean... a girl in love...
[20:56] ---
    I... I see! Of course they would be!
[20:58] ---
    Love... It's gotta be love, right?!
[21:01] ---
    And so... finally we come
    to that forbidden question.
[21:04] ---
    On the topic of love, a question of love!
[21:08] ---
    Sumomo-chan...
[21:09] ---
    What did your first kiss... taste like?
[21:14] ---
    K-Kiss...?!
[21:18] ---
    Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
[21:21] ---
    Kiss...
[21:23] ---
    Kisu kisu kisu!
SIGN    Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
[21:24] ---
    Kiiisu kisu kisu...
[21:28] ---
    So that's where they're
    broadcasting from! Stupid frog!!
[21:32] ---
    Whaaat? Ohh, don't be sillyyy...
[21:35] ---
    I've never kissed anyone before,
[21:39] ---
    so I don't know!
[21:41] ---
    I mean, my first kiss...
[21:43] ---
    That's something I've decided to
    keep for after I get married!
[21:52] ---
    G-Giroro...
[21:54] ---
    N-Na-Na-Natsumi...
[22:00] ---
    G-Gero... Oh, shoot...
[22:03] ---
    Kululu, play the "Pekopon Invasion Ondo"!
[22:07] ---
    What are you doing, you stupid frog?!
[22:10] ---
    Gero!
[22:12] ---
    Radiojack operation:
    a failure for the second year running!
[22:16] ---
    Pekopon invasion deadline:
    84 days remain!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Makka na terebi o hirotta
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    I picked up a bright red TV!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    It was on a night
    that was just a little warm.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Saikuringu risaikuru
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Cyling recycle!
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Sudden events that happen to you.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    First is always rock; the others are taboo.
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    All of life's experiences are good!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Aa...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Ahh...
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Kagu no nai kono heya ni
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    In this room with no furniture for me,
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Kane no nai ore hitori
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    I sit on my own with no money.
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    Don't droop your head.
    Just keep the machine going!
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    Makka na terebi o hirotta
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    I picked up a bright red TV!
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    It was on a night
    that was just a little warm.
[23:35] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
[23:35] [SONG] ---
    I'll keep riding my bike!
[23:38] [SONG] ---
    With my big dreams and furniture on board,
[23:38] [SONG] ---
    Dekai yume to kagu nosete
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
[23:52] ---
    Satsuki here!
[23:53] ---
    Yayoi here!
SIGN    Curry Snack GON! Open Today
[23:54] ---
    Wow! We haven't appeared
    in a while, I'm so excited!
SIGN    Keroro Special! Special Curry
[23:56] ---
    Now's not the time! We have to do
    the next episode preview! Right, Ghost Girl?
[24:00] ---
    Wha? What?! Me?!
[24:02] ---
    Umm, I... Please don't ask me so suddenly!
[24:05] ---
    Never mind that. Surprises even
    Pekoponians: Kululu Curry!
[24:08] ---
    "Ghost Girl: Let's Go To School, Sir!"
[24:11] ---
    "Kululu: The Sergeant Major of Curry, Sir!"
[24:15] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[24:17] ---
    Ge-Gero!