E229 - Keroro: Verbal Lethal Fist, Sir! / 326 & Kululu: Silent Battle, Sir!

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[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Let's roll them up and play
    with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    "Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    "Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN    Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
    Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
    Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Hana o kanda chirigami o
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    The tissues you blew your nose into,
SIGN    Strategy Meeting!!
    Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
    Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    It's a waste to throw them away.
SIGN    People should just go with the flow.
    It's not our fault!
    Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    "Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Nice idea.
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    "Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
SIGN    Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Andou-san to odorimasho
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Let's dance with Andou-san.
SIGN    I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Juuen kudasai
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Please give me 10 yen.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Love is okay, too.
[01:26] [SONG] ---
    "Natsumi~!"
[01:26] [SONG] ---
    Natsumi!
SIGN    Major Study! 100th Anniversary of the Tunguska Event!
[01:32] ---
    The mysterious explosion had a radius
    of approximately 30 kilometers.
[01:36] ---
    Afterwards, the Tunguska Event
    would spawn many theories.
SIGN    Major Study! 100th Anniversary of the Tunguska Event!
[01:44] ---
    No meteor fragments have been
    discovered, as of yet.
[01:48] ---
    However, going by the scale of the impact,
SIGN    Recreation
[01:52] ---
    it's thought that a celestial body
[01:54] ---
    with a 100,000 ton mass and 100 meter
    diameter exploded in mid-air.
SIGN    Recreation
SIGN    Silence
[02:14] ---
    What the...? Sound has disappeared.
[02:17] ---
    But since you can hear my voice,
[02:19] ---
    there probably isn't a problem
    with your TV or the broadcast.
[02:25] ---
    So what's going on here?
[02:31] ---
    Keroro: Verbal Lethal Fist, Sir!
[02:42] ---
    "You're behind this sound
    disappearance, aren't you?"
SIGN    Scribble Scribble Scribble Scribble
[02:49] ---
    "I have no idea what this is about, either..."
SIGN    I don't know if I believe that...
SIGN    I-It's true...
[02:54] ---
    So it's not just the sounds around them.
[02:57] ---
    Their voices are gone, too!
SIGN    Scribble Scribble Scribble Scribble
[03:02] ---
    "Don't bother playing dumb."
SIGN    Scribble Scribble Scribble Scribble
[03:04] ---
    "I'm innocent!!" Really?
SIGN    Scribble Scribble Scribble Scribble
[03:09] ---
    "Nobody but you would do
    something like this!"
SIGN    Scribble Scribble Scribble Scribble
[03:12] ---
    "I can't stand it when you
    blame everything on me!"
[03:16] ---
    Well, true...
SIGN    Scribble Scribble Scribble Scribble
SIGN    Scribble Scribble Scribble Scribble
SIGN    Scribble Scribble Scribble Scribble
SIGN    Scribble Scribble Scribble Scribble
[03:24] ---
    Um, it seems like they're
    both rather frustrated...
SIGN    Scribble Scribble Scribble Scribble
SIGN    Pant Pant Pant Pant
[03:28] ---
    ...so from this point on,
[03:30] ---
    please allow me to read their lines for them.
[03:34] ---
    If it wasn't you, then who did this?!
[03:37] ---
    There must be some other explanation for it.
[03:40] ---
    Levelheaded as always, Master Fuyuki!
[03:42] ---
    The Keroro Platoon will do everything
    in its power to investigate!
SIGN    Investigating with Everything They've Got
[03:49] ---
    No good.
[03:50] ---
    Sound is gone everywhere.
[03:54] ---
    It seems sounds are out
    all over the Inner-Tokyo area.
[03:58] ---
    I do not hate silence,
    but this is too quiet...
[04:02] ---
    This is probably the work of an enemy alien.
[04:07] ---
    About that...
[04:09] ---
    I looked into miscreants capable
    of creating this chaos,
[04:12] ---
    but didn't get any hits from my database.
[04:16] ---
    Then what's going to happen?
[04:19] ---
    We shall have to keep relying on
    Master Narrator for our dialogue, at least.
[04:24] ---
    I never really noticed before,
[04:26] ---
    but I'm grateful to have narration now.
[04:29] ---
    Now that sound is gone,
    it's the first time I've noticed it.
[04:32] ---
    And he's got a pretty good voice.
[04:36] ---
    Master Narrator always does his best,
    even while working in the shadows.
[04:39] ---
    I'm grateful, sir!
[04:41] ---
    Thank you...
[04:42] ---
    ...Narration-san!
[04:46] ---
    You didn't actually say that, did you?
[04:48] ---
    S-Sorry. I got a little carried away.
[04:52] ---
    Huh? What's wrong, Natsumi-chan?
[04:55] ---
    "623 Radio is about to start!"
SIGN    Radio Inner-Tokyo
SIGN    You won't be able to do the show! What do we do?!
SIGN    This is awful!
SIGN    Do something!
[05:09] ---
    Have you noticed my presence
    within this silence?
[05:15] ---
    So you are my opponent this time.
SIGN    Silence
[05:20] ---
    2008 A.D.
[05:22] ---
    Inner-Tokyo experienced the unprecedented
    phenomenon of all sound disappearing.
SIGN    Emergency Meeting!!
[05:26] ---
    Huh? Wait a second. Who are you?
[05:29] ---
    I'm the narrator here!
[05:31] ---
    Disappearing sound.
[05:33] ---
    The situation brings on anxiety,
[05:36] ---
    irritation, and confusion to the human race.
[05:39] ---
    Hey! You're not ignoring me, are you?!
SIGN    How can we have a meeting at a time like this?
SIGN    An enemy alien may be responsible!
SIGN    All you do is complain. You never have any ideas.
SIGN    I could say the same for you.
SIGN    There it is. The guy who acts big when he's anonymous.
[05:52] ---
    Speculation about the abnormal circumstances
    leads to a heated debate.
SIGN    But not many are like that. Either way, people who need computers are self-sufficient.
SIGN    Both types are like geek shut-ins.
SIGN    I don't have respect for anyone unless I can see their face!
SIGN    You can't get compassion from the internet.
SIGN    Youngsters these days don't have energy, and you don't have some bozo yelling at them to throw away their PC and go outside, either.
[05:55] ---
    As a result...
SIGN    Although there are commercials that yell at the kids...
SIGN    Gasoline, butter, cheese, and ramen are expensive!
SIGN    Anyway, why are Sun Sheets so flimsy?
[06:01] ---
    ...abusive words are hurled at each other.
[06:03] ---
    But in a world without sound...
[06:06] ---
    ...they are in vain, absorbed by silence.
SIGN    Ping!!
[06:13] ---
    However, inspiration strikes.
[06:15] ---
    Will he invite them to join in salvation?
SIGN    We may be able to use this for the invasion!
SIGN    What?!
SIGN    Messages written on a computer
SIGN    are often insulting!
[06:28] ---
    In the history of humanity,
SIGN    Hmm... True...
[06:30] ---
    how many wars have been started
SIGN    It's easy to start a fight while chatting or on a bulletin board.
[06:34] ---
    through words typed into a computer?
SIGN    We'll make the Pekoponians cry "Uncle!" with damage inflicted on them with words written on a computer!
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Tamatamatamatama...
[06:42] ---
    Morale rises after the
    new strategy is explained.
[06:45] ---
    Their Resonance flashes across the screen.
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN    623-san's radio show...
SIGN    What do you want, stupid frog?!
SIGN    Gero gero gero... Lady Natsumi!!
SIGN    Prepare yourself!
SIGN    What do you want, stupid frog?!
SIGN    Fury
[07:31] ---
    The advancement of humanity and
    the weapons that go along with it.
SIGN    Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[07:35] ---
    If one of them is words,
[07:38] ---
    by becoming characters,
    they can produce further destruction.
SIGN    Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[07:50] ---
    Just what is written there
    need not concern us for the moment.
[07:57] ---
    What we should recognize
[07:59] ---
    is the fury that
    Sergeant Keroro's words instill
[08:02] ---
    in Hinata Natsumi
    when he shows them to her.
[08:09] ---
    And sadness, as well.
SIGN    Th-That's cruel!
SIGN    D-Don't... How could you say that?!
[08:20] ---
    And blushing cheeks.
SIGN    E...
SIGN    Enough! Stop it!
[08:28] ---
    That is truly...
[08:30] ---
    ...using words to violate someone's mind.
[08:33] ---
    Is there a way left
[08:36] ---
    for the human race to escape
    this nefarious attack?
SIGN    Cut it out, Sarge!
SIGN    Cut it out, Sarge!
[08:49] ---
    "Writing things like that
    is only going to cause a fight."
SIGN    If you put a "forgive me" symbol in at the end, it probably won't turn into a fight.
[09:14] ---
    "Created by the human race"...
[09:16] ---
    If that expression is adequate,
[09:18] ---
    words have already become independent of us
[09:22] ---
    and have begun walking naturally
    down the path of evolution.
SIGN    Dear Sarge, Thank you for always being my friend. I'm counting on our continued friendship.
[09:47] ---
    I feel the same way!
[09:51] ---
    Sound is back!
[09:53] ---
    Yeah, it is! Thank goodness!
[10:04] ---
    Through many sacrifices
    over the years, humanity,
[10:08] ---
    which only knows how to
    use tools and make war,
[10:11] ---
    has learned a new method
    of developing harmony.
[10:15] ---
    Well, all's well that ends well!
[10:19] ---
    Gero!
[10:20] ---
    Stop right there, stupid frog!
[10:25] ---
    I haven't forgotten what you wrote before!
[10:28] ---
    Gero!
[10:35] ---
    It looks like one tale has ended.
[10:38] ---
    However, a mystery still remains.
[10:42] ---
    What phenomenon caused
    the sound to disappear?
[11:05] ---
    It's unusual for you to be around here.
[11:07] ---
    All sound disappeared
    in the area recently, right?
[11:12] ---
    I thought maybe you knew something about it.
[11:15] ---
    Beats me. But it was tough, since it
    happened right before I went on the air.
[11:19] ---
    Although I got lucky and was able
    to take a day off because of it.
[11:26] ---
    By the way, about the
    Reality Pen I lent you...
[11:30] ---
    Saburo-senpai!
[11:33] ---
    Natsumi-chan...
[11:36] ---
    U-Um...
[11:38] ---
    If you don't mind, maybe we could walk to...
[11:42] ---
    What happened to your nose?
[11:45] ---
    Sorry. I'm in a hurry today.
[11:49] ---
    I'll see you later, Natsumi-chan!
[11:56] ---
    Saburo-senpai?
[12:04] ---
    326 & Kululu: Silent Battle, Sir!
[12:10] ---
    Yeah, I guess
[12:12] ---
    words and characters aren't the way to go...
[12:15] ---
    Let's use a more direct approach next time.
[12:18] ---
    Before that, we need to search for the cause
    of the phenomenon that blotted out all sound.
[12:23] ---
    I wonder what that was...
[12:26] ---
    Or, like, onset unknown?
[12:28] ---
    Or, like, I wasn't asking you!
[12:31] ---
    All you do is repeat what everyone knows...
[12:32] ---
    Get lost!
[12:33] ---
    Kululu, did you figure out anything?
[12:38] ---
    Kululu-senpai?
[12:40] ---
    Come on, man! You gotta listen!
[12:45] ---
    What is this?!
[12:47] ---
    The same as last time! Sound is...
[12:54] ---
    Gero?!
[12:56] ---
    Sound is gone again!
[12:58] ---
    What the heck is going on?!
[13:00] ---
    Geroro...
[13:02] ---
    Kululu! Analyze the cause...
[13:05] ---
    He's not here!
SIGN    Silence
[13:12] ---
    Just as I thought...
[13:14] ---
    Right after the phenomenon appeared,
[13:16] ---
    an extremely high level of energy was
    emitted from Saburo's Reality Pen.
[13:20] ---
    What the heck is he up to?
[13:25] ---
    That's...
SIGN    The Voyage of Love and the Springtime of Life
SIGN    I'm an Alien
[13:37] ---
    This is...
SIGN    Trembling With Sorrow
[13:56] ---
    My silence
[13:58] ---
    will purify this planet
    that is polluted by noise.
[14:03] ---
    By the Quietite!
SIGN    My silence will purify this planet that is polluted by noise.
[14:07] ---
    Listen carefully to your heart.
[14:09] ---
    Even amid the noisiest of noise,
[14:12] ---
    true songs are playing!
SIGN    Listen carefully to your heart. Even amid the noisiest of noise, true songs are playing!
[14:14] ---
    By 623!
SIGN    My silence will purify this planet that is polluted by noise.
[14:27] ---
    Pretty impressive, warrior 623.
SIGN    Purify
[14:32] ---
    What can I say?
SIGN    Purify
[14:33] ---
    After all, Earth's fate lies in the balance.
[14:36] ---
    So I'd better do my best.
[14:39] ---
    Our final match will be tomorrow night.
[14:41] ---
    If I win, per our agreement, Pekopon will
    become the property of the Quietite.
[14:47] ---
    You can ask your comrades to help.
[14:50] ---
    You've gotta be kidding me.
[14:52] ---
    I wanna keep this fun to myself.
[14:56] ---
    Besides, I don't intend to lose.
[15:01] ---
    I truly look forward to it.
SIGN    Amid
SIGN    But not many are like that. Either way, people who need computers are self-sufficient.
SIGN    Both types are like geek shut-ins.
SIGN    I don't have respect for anyone unless I can see their face!
SIGN    You can't get compassion from the internet.
SIGN    Youngsters these days don't have energy, and you don't have some bozo yelling at them to throw away their PC and go outside, either.
SIGN    Although there are commercials that yell at the kids...
[15:12] ---
    Noooo!
[15:14] ---
    Even though we knew about it,
    we fell into the same trap!
[15:20] ---
    It's back.
[15:23] ---
    I may be in trouble...
SIGN    Songs Listen Playing
[15:26] ---
    Looks like you've got something
    interesting going on.
[15:30] ---
    Sorry, but keep out of it.
[15:34] ---
    Protecting Earth is a juicy role.
[15:37] ---
    So do me a favor and don't get in the way.
[15:40] ---
    I'm an invader.
[15:42] ---
    I don't care what happens to Pekopon.
[15:44] ---
    In that case, don't be a back seat driver.
[15:50] ---
    Got it.
[15:51] ---
    I'll totally stay out of it.
[15:54] ---
    Just don't come crying to me later.
[15:56] ---
    I never asked for your help.
[15:59] ---
    I didn't tell you to come here.
[16:01] ---
    Don't tell me you've forgotten.
[16:04] ---
    The only reason you've got power
    is thanks to that pen.
[16:08] ---
    I never thought I'd hear that
    kind of crap from you, Kululu.
[16:13] ---
    Right back at you. I thought you were
    a more interesting guy than this.
[16:18] ---
    Guess I miscalculated.
[16:25] ---
    New evidence has just been found
[16:28] ---
    at the Tunguska Event site.
[16:31] ---
    Huh? What are those shapes?
[16:34] ---
    Did they fall from space?
    Although they resemble Russian characters.
SIGN    Kululu
[16:40] ---
    I'm positive.
[16:42] ---
    The Quietite has visited Pekopon before.
[16:46] ---
    And someone fought him at Tunguska
[16:49] ---
    with Pekopon in the balance.
[16:57] ---
    But why?
[16:59] ---
    If that huge explosion meant
    the Quietite's side won,
[17:04] ---
    they would've invaded already.
[17:07] ---
    Obviously, they haven't.
[17:09] ---
    Still, even if it was a Pekopon victory,
[17:12] ---
    hardly any traces were left behind. Then...
[17:17] ---
    Oh, no...
[17:18] ---
    Whether they won or lost, in the end,
    the person who fought was vaporized.
[17:24] ---
    Saburo means to sacrifice himself alone.
[17:36] ---
    Tch! I didn't realize that what I did
    set that in motion!
[17:43] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[17:46] ---
    This month's invasion budget is zero?!
[17:50] ---
    Or, like, lowered funding?
[17:52] ---
    Keroro, you son of a...
[17:54] ---
    Again I take the blame for everything!
SIGN    Kululu
[17:57] ---
    Then who did use it?!
[17:59] ---
    Um, that would be...
[18:02] ---
    Come on! Kululu!
[18:04] ---
    What's the idea with using up
    our invasion budget?!
[18:07] ---
    Depending on the reason,
    you may be up for a court-martial!
[18:11] ---
    Tch!
[18:14] ---
    Forgive me, Commander-dono, Giroro-dono.
[18:19] ---
    You're getting no thanks from me.
[18:21] ---
    I don't have time to bother
    with people around me.
[18:26] ---
    Again, sound is...
[18:28] ---
    I don't have time to explain things, either.
SIGN    Kululu
[18:47] ---
    On some occasions,
[18:50] ---
    a person can get caught up
    in unavoidable situations,
[18:52] ---
    which they cannot
    talk to anyone else about.
[18:56] ---
    I have learned that if someone close
    is ever suffering like that,
[19:01] ---
    doing anything one can for them
[19:04] ---
    is the duty of a comrade
    who is on the same side.
[19:08] ---
    Avoiding unnecessary talk can prevent
[19:11] ---
    disaster falling on a planet.
SIGN    Avoiding unnecessary talk can prevent disaster befalling a planet.
[19:13] ---
    By the Quietite!
[19:15] ---
    Sometimes words lie, don't they?
[19:26] ---
    Sometimes words hurt you, don't they?
[19:29] ---
    But...
SIGN    Sometimes words hurt you, don't they? But...
SIGN    Sometimes words hurt you, don't they? But...
[19:36] ---
    By the Quietite!
SIGN    Deep silence, cutting through
    the very stone of a quiet box
SIGN    Sometimes words hurt you, don't they? But...
SIGN    Sometimes words hurt you, don't they? But...
[19:54] ---
    I lose...
[19:57] ---
    I am proud to have been able to fight you.
[20:00] ---
    However, both of us will be wiped out here,
[20:05] ---
    and nothing will be left for posterity.
[20:07] ---
    Farewell.
[20:18] ---
    Kululu!
[20:19] ---
    Saburo! Use this!
[20:28] ---
    Did you know this?
[20:30] ---
    The last time one of them visited Pekopon,
[20:33] ---
    a Pekoponian warrior
[20:34] ---
    was caught up in the enemy's blast,
     just like this one.
[20:38] ---
    So?
[20:41] ---
    Thank you, Kululu.
[20:44] ---
    June 30th, 1908.
[20:48] ---
    A mysterious explosion occurred
    in a region of Russia.
[20:52] ---
    It would later be referred
    to as the Tunguska Event.
[20:57] ---
    Various hypotheses
    have been set forth to explain
[20:59] ---
    not only the cause of the explosion,
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    but also what's been called
    the "Tunguska Butterfly,"
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    the singularly-shaped blast pattern,
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    though even now they are veiled in mystery.
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    Words that fall on deaf ears...
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    Words that hurt...
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    Words that start wars...
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    But even when the meaning of words
     don't come through...
SIGN    Words that start wars... But even when the meaning of words don't come through... Beyond them, there are times when the heart can be heard.
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    Beyond them,
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    there are times when the heart can be heard.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Sono chiisa na karada de
    kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
    You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
    Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Sono ooki na hitomi de
    kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Hora hora hora
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kurayami no naka
    kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    I'll gather light to all
    the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    boku wa sora no sukima
     ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Matte ite
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    I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
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    It's our passphrase.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Bokura no aikotoba
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    It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    kimi no egao da yo
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    Sergeant Keroro here.
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    A long time ago, we made secret bases
SIGN    Hideout
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    and played soccer in empty lots.
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    And there'd always be a pile of
    clay pipes where Joriri was living.
SIGN    Squeeze
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    That aside,
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    bananas aren't a snack.
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    "Momoka: Frugal Plan of Love, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Zeroro: Here Comes Kikaka, Sir!"
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    These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!