E157 - Pururu: Leave It to the Chief Nurse, Sir! / Natsumi: Today's Horoscope, Sir!

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:32] ---
    Well, a new school year has begun.
    Have you made any new friends?
[01:37] ---
    Perfect Zeong is so sweet!
[01:40] ---
    It's awesome that he has legs.
[01:43] ---
    Keroro! I know we've reached a
    brick wall, but this is a meeting!
[01:46] ---
    Sorry about that...
SIGN    Regular Pekopon Invasion Meeting
[01:49] ---
    Okay, does anyone else have an idea?
SIGN    No Reaction
[01:54] ---
    No reaction.
[01:56] ---
    But maybe it's better when he
    doesn't have legs, after all.
[01:59] ---
    You can't tell how important he is.
[02:05] ---
    Keroro! That's enough, you nitwit!
[02:07] ---
    What?! You didn't have any ideas, either!
SIGN    The Falling Out
[02:13] ---
    Good grief. You never change.
[02:16] ---
    Gero?!
[02:17] ---
    Chief Nurse Pururu!
[02:20] ---
    Long time no see, Keroro-kun.
SIGN    Chief Nurse Pururu
[02:23] ---
    This is Chief Nurse Pururu!
[02:25] ---
    She's a childhood friend of Sergeant Keroro
    and was a member of the Galulu Platoon.
[02:32] ---
    Pururu: Leave It to the Chief Nurse, Sir!
[02:37] ---
    Chief Nurse Pururu! It's been a long time!
[02:41] ---
    You like your toys as much as ever, huh?
[02:44] ---
    Come to think of it, you played video games
    at the training school, which resulted in...
[02:49] ---
    L-Let's leave that aside!
    What brings you here today?
[02:53] ---
    That's right! Aren't you
    in the Galulu Platoon?
[02:59] ---
    Medical... examinations?
[03:03] ---
    Yes. I came to give you your results.
[03:06] ---
    First, Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[03:08] ---
    That's me!
[03:09] ---
    You eat too many sweets.
    Keep it up, and you'll get diabetes.
SIGN    Diabetes
[03:15] ---
    Corporal Giroro, you're
    mentally fatigued from stress.
[03:18] ---
    Wha...?!
[03:19] ---
    The cause is irritation with the
    invasion's delay and the commander.
SIGN    Irritation
[03:23] ---
    I knew it was your fault!
[03:27] ---
    And also lovesickness.
SIGN    Lovesick
[03:30] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo...
[03:32] ---
    Because of repeatedly being forgotten by
    those around you, and past traumas,
[03:35] ---
    your heart is in a lot of pain.
SIGN    Pain
[03:39] ---
    That is not my fault.
[03:42] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu is as fit as a fiddle.
[03:46] ---
    But you've got a chronically
    nasty personality.
SIGN    Kukukukuku...
[03:49] ---
    Of course.
[03:51] ---
    And the biggest problem is Sergeant Keroro.
[03:55] ---
    Gero! M-Me?!
[03:58] ---
    Ready? Listen carefully.
[04:01] ---
    G-Gero...
SIGN    Severe Gundam Model Syndrome robs one of the ability to concentrate on an invasion.
[04:07] ---
    Severe Gundam Model Syndrome
[04:10] ---
    is robbing you of the ability
    to concentrate on the invasion.
SIGN    Gundam Model Syndrome
[04:13] ---
    G-Gundam Model Syndrome?!
[04:16] ---
    That's a real disease?
[04:18] ---
    That sounds like Mr. Sergeant.
[04:20] ---
    Anyway, you all have problems!
[04:23] ---
    Take a break from the invasion immediately,
[04:24] ---
    because the Keroro Platoon needs treatment!
[04:31] ---
    And so, Chief Nurse Pururu's
    treatment plan began.
SIGN    Let's Keep Our River Clean
[04:36] ---
    What a pain...
[04:38] ---
    Hey! No loafing on the job!
[04:40] ---
    If you do good deeds,
    it'll cure your personality.
[04:44] ---
    W-Will this really relieve me of stress?
[04:48] ---
    Let yourself relax and empty your thoughts.
[04:52] ---
    Oh, no!
[04:53] ---
    You need artificial respiration!
[04:56] ---
    Come on! Helping someone
    will cure your personality!
[04:59] ---
    Got it!
[05:01] ---
    Mouth-to-mouth!
[05:05] ---
    I wanna eat sweets!
[05:07] ---
    Let me eat them, darn it!
[05:09] ---
    Forget it. You're forbidden
    to have sweets for a while.
[05:09] ---
    Sweets! Sweets! Sweets!
[05:13] ---
    Lack of concentration... Was that it?
SIGN    Now Accepting Gundam Model Donations!
[05:17] ---
    Then I'll conquer it with
    my own brand of treatment!
[05:22] ---
    The 24-hour Gundam Model Marathon!
SIGN    Gundam Model Marathon
[05:23] ---
    Love Saves Jaburo!
SIGN    Love Saves Jaburo
[05:26] ---
    I'll cultivate concentration by putting
    together a cavalcade of Gundam models!
[05:30] ---
    Wait... That'll have the opposite effect!
[05:32] ---
    Lady Mois! Keep 'em coming!
SIGN    Collection
    Box
[05:34] ---
    Right, Uncle!
[05:36] ---
    Or, like, nearly alike?
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Isolation Camp No Trespassing Beyond This Point
[05:43] ---
    All right, what does this look like?
[05:45] ---
    Gyan.
[05:46] ---
    And this?
[05:48] ---
    Zakrello.
[05:49] ---
    And this?
[05:50] ---
    Gouf.
[05:52] ---
    He's hopeless.
[05:54] ---
    If anything, he's gotten even worse.
[05:56] ---
    Kululu, can't you do anything?
[06:00] ---
    G-Armor, G-Sky...
[06:00] ---
    Are you sure you want me to step in?
[06:02] ---
    G Blue...
[06:03] ---
    We need to really crack down on him.
[06:06] ---
    Invasion...
[06:08] ---
    Invasion...
SIGN    Invasion
[06:10] ---
    Invasion...
[06:11] ---
    Invasion...
[06:13] ---
    Invasion...
SIGN    Invasion Invasion Invasion Invasion
[06:15] ---
    In...
[06:24] ---
    Don't touch them, or you'll be electrocuted.
[06:26] ---
    95... 96...
SIGN    Clear!!
[06:29] ---
    97... 98...
SIGN    Clear!!
SIGN    Clear!!
[06:32] ---
    99... 100.
SIGN    Good Job!!
[06:34] ---
    Gero.
[06:37] ---
    We're sorry, gods of Gundam models!
[06:40] ---
    From GM...
SIGN    Food Stall Series Oden Stall
[06:42] ---
    ...to an oden stall.
[06:43] ---
    From Dom...
[06:44] ---
    ...to Kumamoto Castle...
[06:46] ---
    Do we really have to go this far?
[06:49] ---
    It's so he can heal and remain on Pekopon!
SIGN    Infirmary
[06:57] ---
    Gundam models... The Gundam models...
[07:00] ---
    The Gundam models are coming!
[07:05] ---
    Keroro-kun is gone?!
[07:07] ---
    Yeah. It was like this
    when I came this morning.
[07:10] ---
    He obviously escaped.
[07:12] ---
    It must have been so hard on Uncle.
[07:16] ---
    Or, like, withdrawal symptoms?
[07:18] ---
    Anyway, let's split up and look for him.
[07:23] ---
    Not here.
[07:24] ---
    Not here.
[07:26] ---
    He is not in here.
[07:28] ---
    Uncle!
[07:30] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[07:33] ---
    Anyone find him?
[07:34] ---
    No.
[07:36] ---
    Uncle...
[07:37] ---
    It looks like he really did run away.
[07:41] ---
    That dope! He hasn't changed
    since we were kids!
[07:44] ---
    What do you mean?
[07:48] ---
    When he was discovered playing
    a forbidden video game
[07:52] ---
    and it was about to be confiscated,
[07:54] ---
    he once pulled a runner.
[07:56] ---
    Everyone searched for him,
[07:58] ---
    but in the end, he didn't
    turn up until two days later.
[08:02] ---
    Hunger beat out hiding.
[08:06] ---
    That guy is incorrigible.
[08:08] ---
    For now, let's look for him one more time.
[08:25] ---
    As if he'd be in there...
[08:41] ---
    So you were in here.
[08:43] ---
    How did you know?
[08:45] ---
    Remember? When the same kind of thing
    happened back at training school,
[08:50] ---
    nobody could find you
[08:52] ---
    except for me.
[08:55] ---
    Hi...
[08:57] ---
    Back then, you said...
[08:59] ---
    Please! Don't say anything!
[09:02] ---
    So I kept my mouth shut.
[09:05] ---
    Don't you remember?
[09:07] ---
    It's all coming back...
[09:10] ---
    What do you want to do?
[09:11] ---
    Should I keep quiet this time, too?
[09:13] ---
    Gero!
[09:17] ---
    When I see how little you've changed,
    it makes me feel nostalgic.
[09:22] ---
    I know whatever I say won't change you.
[09:25] ---
    I... I owe you one.
[09:29] ---
    But back then, you hid in the second drawer.
[09:32] ---
    You couldn't fit in it this time.
[09:34] ---
    So you are growing.
[09:37] ---
    What are you talking about?! Of course!
[09:39] ---
    I'm as much of an adult as you are!
[09:42] ---
    In that case, you'll be
    able to come out this time.
[09:45] ---
    Gero...
[09:47] ---
    I'm no match for you,
[09:49] ---
    Pururu-chan.
[09:52] ---
    We've known each other a long time.
[09:59] ---
    C-Can I ask you a favor?
[10:02] ---
    Get me out.
SIGN    Let's Invade!
[10:07] ---
    I'm sorry, everyone!
[10:09] ---
    It shows how hard your special
    training was, right, Uncle?
[10:13] ---
    Or, like, flounder around?
[10:15] ---
    But what about your treatment?
[10:18] ---
    Gero... Well...
[10:20] ---
    It's okay. I'll stay on Pekopon
[10:23] ---
    and look after the whole platoon!
[10:25] ---
    Gero... Chief Nurse Pururu...
[10:28] ---
    Certainly, the platoon needs to be
    kept healthy for the invasion.
[10:32] ---
    Welcome!
[10:34] ---
    I'm looking forward to working together.
[10:36] ---
    Well, for starters, drop your drawers.
SIGN    Jab
SIGN    Jab
SIGN    Jab
SIGN    Jab
[10:42] ---
    Yes!
[10:45] ---
    After this and that, Chief Nurse Pururu
    became stationed on Pekopon.
SIGN    Let's Invade!
[10:54] ---
    You're lucky, Keroro-kun...
[10:57] ---
    Lance Corporal... Dororo...
[10:59] ---
    She has worried about all of you.
[11:01] ---
    While I was promptly forgotten about
    after being shocked about my diagnosis...
SIGN    Let's Invade!
SIGN    Ah...
[11:08] ---
    Oh, that's right!
[11:09] ---
    It is not fair! It is not fair, Keroro-kun!
[11:12] ---
    Oh, I haven't forgotten about you!
SIGN    Pain
SIGN    Jab
[11:17] ---
    Yes!
[11:19] ---
    Ecstasy...
[11:29] ---
    This is sudden, but do you
    believe in horoscopes?
[11:32] ---
    It seems this will be a tough year
    for Virgos with type A blood
[11:34] ---
    who were born
    in the Year of the Snake.
[11:36] ---
    All right, the dishes are done...
[11:39] ---
    You're early today, huh, Sis?
[11:41] ---
    That's right.
    Before morning assembly today...
[11:45] ---
    Oh, no! It's already this late!
[11:47] ---
    All right, today's horoscope.
[11:50] ---
    I'll just watch this before I go.
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 1 Gemini Lucky Color
[11:52] ---
    If you're a Gemini, today's your lucky day!
[11:54] ---
    No matter what you do,
    it'll probably work out!
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 2: Sagittarius Number 3: Virgo
[11:56] ---
    The second luckiest is Sagittarius!
    Your lucky color is blue.
SIGN    Sagittarius
[11:59] ---
    Close! Second place...
    But I guess I'll take it.
[12:03] ---
    Then I'll take the blue handkerchief,
    since it's today's lucky color.
[12:07] ---
    See you later!
[12:11] ---
    Gero gero!
[12:15] ---
    Natsumi: Today's Horoscope, Sir!
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 2: Sagittarius
[12:21] ---
    The second luckiest is Sagittarius!
    Your lucky color is blue.
[12:24] ---
    Close! Second place...
[12:26] ---
    As you can see,
[12:28] ---
    the Pekoponians are a foolish race
[12:31] ---
    that are controlled by these unscientific
    horoscopes, even when they're in a hurry.
[12:36] ---
    Is that really so?
[12:37] ---
    Or, like, fortune telling?
[12:40] ---
    In other words, if you control the horoscope,
[12:42] ---
    you control the Pekoponians!
[12:45] ---
    I see.
[12:46] ---
    Manipulating information through horoscopes.
[12:49] ---
    Certainly, it is peculiar how people have
    believed in horoscopes since ancient times.
[12:55] ---
    But can Pekoponians really be controlled
[12:58] ---
    through these horoscopes?
[13:00] ---
    That's a good question, Corporal Giroro!
[13:03] ---
    For the plan to be a success,
    I need a sample.
SIGN    Sample
[13:08] ---
    S-Sample?
[13:11] ---
    And so, the next morning...
[13:13] ---
    And now, today's horoscope.
[13:15] ---
    Oh! It's starting!
[13:20] ---
    Click!
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 1 Cancer
[13:23] ---
    Huh? It looks different somehow...
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 6 Sagittarius
[13:25] ---
    It'll be a terrible day
    if you're a Sagittarius!
[13:28] ---
    You'll be in people's way,
    which will also cause you trouble.
[13:30] ---
    But if you apologize,
    something good may come of it.
[13:34] ---
    A terrible day?!
[13:38] ---
    You don't have to pay attention
    to those horoscopes.
[13:41] ---
    Fuyuki, you don't believe in horoscopes?
[13:44] ---
    I wouldn't call myself a total non-believer,
[13:47] ---
    but to think you share the same fortune
    with other people born around the same day,
[13:50] ---
    that's a big stretch.
[13:52] ---
    Well, true...
[13:56] ---
    Turn the TV off.
[13:57] ---
    Sure.
[14:05] ---
    Sis?
[14:06] ---
    Jeez!
[14:07] ---
    What is this?!
[14:11] ---
    This is a fine mess!
[14:12] ---
    I was cleaning, and you got in my way.
[14:15] ---
    It's not like I meant to be in the way!
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 6 Sagittarius
[14:19] ---
    You'll be in people's way,
    which will also cause you trouble.
[14:23] ---
    That horoscope...
[14:25] ---
    Hey, Lady Natsumi...
[14:27] ---
    You have nothing to say for yourself
    after getting in the way of my cleaning?
[14:30] ---
    I told you! I didn't get in your way!
[14:32] ---
    It's your fault for leaving
    the bucket there!
SIGN    Today's Horoscope
[14:35] ---
    But if you apologize,
    something good may come of it.
[14:39] ---
    Um...
[14:41] ---
    Uh...
[14:44] ---
    Sorry.
[14:45] ---
    As long as you understand.
[14:47] ---
    That'll do.
[14:48] ---
    You've become a good girl, Lady Natsumi.
[14:51] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[14:54] ---
    That little...
[14:57] ---
    Darn it! I wasted time changing
    my uniform! This day sucks!
[15:03] ---
    Good morning.
[15:04] ---
    N-Natsumi?
[15:06] ---
    G-Good timing.
[15:10] ---
    Roasted sweet potato?
[15:11] ---
    I roasted it first thing this morning,
    but it's at a perfect temperature now.
[15:16] ---
    Thank you!
[15:17] ---
    I got in the way of the stupid frog's
    cleaning, knocked over the bucket,
[15:21] ---
    but after I apologized,
    I got this roasted sweet potato.
[15:24] ---
    It's just as that horoscope said.
[15:26] ---
    W-What's the matter?
[15:27] ---
    Oh, nothing! I'll see you later!
[15:30] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[15:33] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[15:35] ---
    Good work, Corporal Giroro.
[15:41] ---
    The next morning.
[15:43] ---
    If you're a Sagittarius,
    think twice about eating sweets today,
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 7 Sagittarius
[15:45] ---
    If you hold back, you'll be able
    to eat something even tastier.
[15:48] ---
    Your lucky color is violet.
[15:51] ---
    Violet...
[15:54] ---
    And that afternoon...
[15:57] ---
    I'm hungry!
[15:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron, pheromone, all right...
[15:58] ---
    Tamama!
[16:01] ---
    Nakki! Er, Natchi!
[16:03] ---
    Would you like some sweets?
[16:06] ---
    Thank...
SIGN    Today's Horoscope
[16:07] ---
    Think twice about eating sweets today!
[16:09] ---
    If you hold back,
    you'll be able to eat something...
[16:12] ---
    No thanks.
[16:14] ---
    I have to hold back!
[16:17] ---
    Tama!
[16:19] ---
    I am Chief Nurse Pururu with Keron Army.
[16:23] ---
    I'll be stationed here on Pekopon
    for the foreseeable future.
[16:27] ---
    It isn't much, but in token
    of our new acquaintanceship...
SIGN    Something Even Tastier
SIGN    Violet
[16:32] ---
    Something even tastier...
[16:35] ---
    Violet!
[16:38] ---
    Anyway, that morning horoscope is amazing!
[16:42] ---
    It was right on target!
[16:43] ---
    Huh? Wasn't it just a coincidence?
[16:46] ---
    It's definitely no coincidence!
[16:50] ---
    Gero gerori! It worked!
[16:53] ---
    Hinata Natsumi is already
    a slave to that horoscope.
[16:58] ---
    As a sample for the plan,
    this was a success.
[17:01] ---
    Or, like, total yielding?
[17:03] ---
    A-Anyway, now we know that
    horoscopes can be used as a plan!
[17:07] ---
    I don't think we have to
    target Natsumi anymore!
[17:10] ---
    No, it's not certain yet, sir.
[17:13] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 8 Sagittarius
[17:16] ---
    Return something that you stole. Otherwise,
[17:18] ---
    disaster will befall you!
SIGN    Disaster!
SIGN    Disaster!
SIGN    Stolen Item
[17:24] ---
    My beloved Musai!
[17:26] ---
    I... I confiscated it before,
    so I just gave it back to you!
[17:33] ---
    It seems Lady Natsumi
    is surprisingly naive...
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 9 Sagittarius
[17:37] ---
    Take the initiative in doing household chores!
    Otherwise, disaster will befall you!
SIGN    Disaster! Disaster! Disaster! Disaster!
[17:46] ---
    I feel guilty.
[17:47] ---
    You taking my turn to clean...
[17:50] ---
    I-It's okay...
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 10 Sagittarius
[17:52] ---
    Be nice to green things. Otherwise,
[17:55] ---
    disaster will befall you!
SIGN    Disaster! Disaster! Disaster! Disaster!
[17:59] ---
    Boy, Lady Natsumi, dinner tonight
    was especially delicious!
SIGN    Green Thing
[18:07] ---
    Hey, Keroro! Enough already!
[18:09] ---
    Let's put the plan into operation!
[18:12] ---
    Plan? Who cares about that?
[18:15] ---
    What?!
[18:16] ---
    More importantly, I'll use this to get
     her back for every injustice up to now!
[18:20] ---
    Gero gero gero...
[18:22] ---
    You're using the plan for
    your personal ends!
[18:24] ---
    I'm not gonna hang around forever
    while you perpetuate such idiocy!
[18:27] ---
    I know you're childish,
    but I have to draw the line!
SIGN    Childish
[18:29] ---
    Childish.
SIGN    Giroro not allowed! Stay away! by Natsumi
[18:32] ---
    Giroro not allowed! Stay away!
SIGN    Giroro not allowed! Stay away! by Natsumi
[18:38] ---
    Corporal Giroro is shocked.
[18:40] ---
    Or, like, stricken silent?
[18:43] ---
    Corporal Giroro is too big for his britches.
[18:45] ---
    Calling his commanding officer "childish."
[18:48] ---
    Today's horoscope is...
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 11 Sagittarius
[18:50] ---
    Stay away from red things!
SIGN    Red Thing
[18:53] ---
    That's what I prepared
    for today. Gero gerori...
[18:57] ---
    Commander, what shall we do
    for tomorrow's horoscope?
[19:02] ---
    Let's see...
[19:04] ---
    "Reflect on all the times you've been rude,
     and apologize sincerely for them."
[19:08] ---
    How's that, sir?
[19:10] ---
    I can picture Lady Natsumi
    on her knees before me!
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
[19:14] ---
    Gero gero gero gero...
[19:18] ---
    And that was today's wanko soba.
[19:20] ---
    I'm looking forward to
    tomorrow's wanko soba.
[19:23] ---
    And now, today's horoscope!
[19:26] ---
    Come on, Sis, if the TV horoscope is getting
     you down like this, you shouldn't watch it.
[19:32] ---
    But I'd be thinking about it
    all day if I didn't watch it.
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 12 Sagittarius
[19:37] ---
    If you're a Sagittarius,
    reflect on all the times you've been rude,
[19:40] ---
    and apologize sincerely to
    the person you've wronged.
[19:42] ---
    Otherwise, absolute misery
    is waiting for you!
[19:45] ---
    I hate this!
SIGN    Apologize sincerely
[19:51] ---
    Apologize sincerely...
SIGN    to the person you've wronged.
[19:52] ---
    ...to the person you've wronged.
[19:56] ---
    Giroro!
[19:58] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[20:00] ---
    I'm sorry about that sign
     I put up yesterday.
[20:05] ---
    To tell you the truth...
    my horoscope said to...
[20:09] ---
    No... This is my fault!
[20:14] ---
    Kero kero kero...
[20:16] ---
    Boy, I wonder how long it'll take
    Lady Natsumi to come over and apologize!
[20:20] ---
    Kero kero kero!
[20:23] ---
    Ke-ro...
[20:26] ---
    Stupid frog.
[20:27] ---
    Oh, Lady Natsumi?
[20:29] ---
    What can I do for you today?
[20:32] ---
    The Sagittarius fortune for today
[20:34] ---
    said I have to reflect on all the times
    I've been rude and apologize for them.
[20:36] ---
    It said "absolute misery"
    is waiting for me otherwise.
[20:41] ---
    Well, well...
[20:42] ---
    Certainly, apologizing is an important thing.
[20:46] ---
    So then I realized something.
[20:50] ---
    What's that?
[20:52] ---
    Your birthday...
[20:54] ---
    ...is close to mine, isn't it?
[20:57] ---
    That's right.
[20:58] ---
    My birthday is December 9th...
[21:01] ---
    Gero! Then...
[21:04] ---
    That's right. You're a Sagittarius,
    just like Natsumi-chan.
SIGN    Sagittarius
[21:11] ---
    It doesn't matter if you don't
    believe in horoscopes!
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Crack
[21:18] ---
    Absolute misery!
[21:22] ---
    Anyway, don't take horoscopes too seriously.
[21:24] ---
    I think it's about ready.
[21:28] ---
    Here.
[21:32] ---
    Thanks!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of tasty is
     "I don't wanna eat it."
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    "I really, really, really hate you"
    means I like you a little bit.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    When a champion goes down,
    they're just another guy.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can face any, any, any
    which way and get back up again.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Docchi o docchi o docchi
    o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over, and flip it over,
    and flip it over, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Wa-ha-ha!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    wa-ha-ha
[23:07] ---
    Fuyuki here. Why is Corporal Giroro
    called an "underdog"?
SIGN    Everyone's Gaze
    Everyone's Gaze
    Everyone's Gaze
    Everyone's Gaze
[23:11] ---
    What?!
[23:12] ---
    Underdogs are weak, aren't they?
[23:15] ---
    You're strong, so they should
    call you a "foil" or "tsundere."
SIGN    This and That Line
[23:18] ---
    Why should I be called that?!
[23:20] ---
    That aside, Giroro is easy to mess with.
[23:23] ---
    Keroro: Past Glory, Sir!
[23:26] ---
    Giroro's Forbidden Memories, Sir!
[23:29] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!