# E157 - Pururu: Leave It to the Chief Nurse, Sir! / Natsumi: Today's Horoscope, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3872E/pururu-leave-it-to-the-chief-nurse-sir--natsumi-todays-horoscope-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:32] ---**
Well, a new school year has begun.
Have you made any new friends?
**[01:37] ---**
Perfect Zeong is so sweet!
**[01:40] ---**
It's awesome that he has legs.
**[01:43] ---**
Keroro! I know we've reached a
brick wall, but this is a meeting!
**[01:46] ---**
Sorry about that...
***SIGN*** Regular Pekopon Invasion Meeting
**[01:49] ---**
Okay, does anyone else have an idea?
***SIGN*** No Reaction
**[01:54] ---**
No reaction.
**[01:56] ---**
But maybe it's better when he
doesn't have legs, after all.
**[01:59] ---**
You can't tell how important he is.
**[02:05] ---**
Keroro! That's enough, you nitwit!
**[02:07] ---**
What?! You didn't have any ideas, either!
***SIGN*** The Falling Out
**[02:13] ---**
Good grief. You never change.
**[02:16] ---**
Gero?!
**[02:17] ---**
Chief Nurse Pururu!
**[02:20] ---**
Long time no see, Keroro-kun.
***SIGN*** Chief Nurse Pururu
**[02:23] ---**
This is Chief Nurse Pururu!
**[02:25] ---**
She's a childhood friend of Sergeant Keroro
and was a member of the Galulu Platoon.
**[02:32] ---**
Pururu: Leave It to the Chief Nurse, Sir!
**[02:37] ---**
Chief Nurse Pururu! It's been a long time!
**[02:41] ---**
You like your toys as much as ever, huh?
**[02:44] ---**
Come to think of it, you played video games
at the training school, which resulted in...
**[02:49] ---**
L-Let's leave that aside!
What brings you here today?
**[02:53] ---**
That's right! Aren't you
in the Galulu Platoon?
**[02:59] ---**
Medical... examinations?
**[03:03] ---**
Yes. I came to give you your results.
**[03:06] ---**
First, Private 2nd Class Tamama.
**[03:08] ---**
That's me!
**[03:09] ---**
You eat too many sweets.
Keep it up, and you'll get diabetes.
***SIGN*** Diabetes
**[03:15] ---**
Corporal Giroro, you're
mentally fatigued from stress.
**[03:18] ---**
Wha...?!
**[03:19] ---**
The cause is irritation with the
invasion's delay and the commander.
***SIGN*** Irritation
**[03:23] ---**
I knew it was your fault!
**[03:27] ---**
And also lovesickness.
***SIGN*** Lovesick
**[03:30] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo...
**[03:32] ---**
Because of repeatedly being forgotten by
those around you, and past traumas,
**[03:35] ---**
your heart is in a lot of pain.
***SIGN*** Pain
**[03:39] ---**
That is not my fault.
**[03:42] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu is as fit as a fiddle.
**[03:46] ---**
But you've got a chronically
nasty personality.
***SIGN*** Kukukukuku...
**[03:49] ---**
Of course.
**[03:51] ---**
And the biggest problem is Sergeant Keroro.
**[03:55] ---**
Gero! M-Me?!
**[03:58] ---**
Ready? Listen carefully.
**[04:01] ---**
G-Gero...
***SIGN*** Severe Gundam Model Syndrome robs one of the ability to concentrate on an invasion.
**[04:07] ---**
Severe Gundam Model Syndrome
**[04:10] ---**
is robbing you of the ability
to concentrate on the invasion.
***SIGN*** Gundam Model Syndrome
**[04:13] ---**
G-Gundam Model Syndrome?!
**[04:16] ---**
That's a real disease?
**[04:18] ---**
That sounds like Mr. Sergeant.
**[04:20] ---**
Anyway, you all have problems!
**[04:23] ---**
Take a break from the invasion immediately,
**[04:24] ---**
because the Keroro Platoon needs treatment!
**[04:31] ---**
And so, Chief Nurse Pururu's
treatment plan began.
***SIGN*** Let's Keep Our River Clean
**[04:36] ---**
What a pain...
**[04:38] ---**
Hey! No loafing on the job!
**[04:40] ---**
If you do good deeds,
it'll cure your personality.
**[04:44] ---**
W-Will this really relieve me of stress?
**[04:48] ---**
Let yourself relax and empty your thoughts.
**[04:52] ---**
Oh, no!
**[04:53] ---**
You need artificial respiration!
**[04:56] ---**
Come on! Helping someone
will cure your personality!
**[04:59] ---**
Got it!
**[05:01] ---**
Mouth-to-mouth!
**[05:05] ---**
I wanna eat sweets!
**[05:07] ---**
Let me eat them, darn it!
**[05:09] ---**
Forget it. You're forbidden
to have sweets for a while.
**[05:09] ---**
Sweets! Sweets! Sweets!
**[05:13] ---**
Lack of concentration... Was that it?
***SIGN*** Now Accepting Gundam Model Donations!
**[05:17] ---**
Then I'll conquer it with
my own brand of treatment!
**[05:22] ---**
The 24-hour Gundam Model Marathon!
***SIGN*** Gundam Model Marathon
**[05:23] ---**
Love Saves Jaburo!
***SIGN*** Love Saves Jaburo
**[05:26] ---**
I'll cultivate concentration by putting
together a cavalcade of Gundam models!
**[05:30] ---**
Wait... That'll have the opposite effect!
**[05:32] ---**
Lady Mois! Keep 'em coming!
***SIGN*** Collection
Box
**[05:34] ---**
Right, Uncle!
**[05:36] ---**
Or, like, nearly alike?
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Isolation Camp No Trespassing Beyond This Point
**[05:43] ---**
All right, what does this look like?
**[05:45] ---**
Gyan.
**[05:46] ---**
And this?
**[05:48] ---**
Zakrello.
**[05:49] ---**
And this?
**[05:50] ---**
Gouf.
**[05:52] ---**
He's hopeless.
**[05:54] ---**
If anything, he's gotten even worse.
**[05:56] ---**
Kululu, can't you do anything?
**[06:00] ---**
G-Armor, G-Sky...
**[06:00] ---**
Are you sure you want me to step in?
**[06:02] ---**
G Blue...
**[06:03] ---**
We need to really crack down on him.
**[06:06] ---**
Invasion...
**[06:08] ---**
Invasion...
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[06:10] ---**
Invasion...
**[06:11] ---**
Invasion...
**[06:13] ---**
Invasion...
***SIGN*** Invasion Invasion Invasion Invasion
**[06:15] ---**
In...
**[06:24] ---**
Don't touch them, or you'll be electrocuted.
**[06:26] ---**
95... 96...
***SIGN*** Clear!!
**[06:29] ---**
97... 98...
***SIGN*** Clear!!
***SIGN*** Clear!!
**[06:32] ---**
99... 100.
***SIGN*** Good Job!!
**[06:34] ---**
Gero.
**[06:37] ---**
We're sorry, gods of Gundam models!
**[06:40] ---**
From GM...
***SIGN*** Food Stall Series Oden Stall
**[06:42] ---**
...to an oden stall.
**[06:43] ---**
From Dom...
**[06:44] ---**
...to Kumamoto Castle...
**[06:46] ---**
Do we really have to go this far?
**[06:49] ---**
It's so he can heal and remain on Pekopon!
***SIGN*** Infirmary
**[06:57] ---**
Gundam models... The Gundam models...
**[07:00] ---**
The Gundam models are coming!
**[07:05] ---**
Keroro-kun is gone?!
**[07:07] ---**
Yeah. It was like this
when I came this morning.
**[07:10] ---**
He obviously escaped.
**[07:12] ---**
It must have been so hard on Uncle.
**[07:16] ---**
Or, like, withdrawal symptoms?
**[07:18] ---**
Anyway, let's split up and look for him.
**[07:23] ---**
Not here.
**[07:24] ---**
Not here.
**[07:26] ---**
He is not in here.
**[07:28] ---**
Uncle!
**[07:30] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[07:33] ---**
Anyone find him?
**[07:34] ---**
No.
**[07:36] ---**
Uncle...
**[07:37] ---**
It looks like he really did run away.
**[07:41] ---**
That dope! He hasn't changed
since we were kids!
**[07:44] ---**
What do you mean?
**[07:48] ---**
When he was discovered playing
a forbidden video game
**[07:52] ---**
and it was about to be confiscated,
**[07:54] ---**
he once pulled a runner.
**[07:56] ---**
Everyone searched for him,
**[07:58] ---**
but in the end, he didn't
turn up until two days later.
**[08:02] ---**
Hunger beat out hiding.
**[08:06] ---**
That guy is incorrigible.
**[08:08] ---**
For now, let's look for him one more time.
**[08:25] ---**
As if he'd be in there...
**[08:41] ---**
So you were in here.
**[08:43] ---**
How did you know?
**[08:45] ---**
Remember? When the same kind of thing
happened back at training school,
**[08:50] ---**
nobody could find you
**[08:52] ---**
except for me.
**[08:55] ---**
Hi...
**[08:57] ---**
Back then, you said...
**[08:59] ---**
Please! Don't say anything!
**[09:02] ---**
So I kept my mouth shut.
**[09:05] ---**
Don't you remember?
**[09:07] ---**
It's all coming back...
**[09:10] ---**
What do you want to do?
**[09:11] ---**
Should I keep quiet this time, too?
**[09:13] ---**
Gero!
**[09:17] ---**
When I see how little you've changed,
it makes me feel nostalgic.
**[09:22] ---**
I know whatever I say won't change you.
**[09:25] ---**
I... I owe you one.
**[09:29] ---**
But back then, you hid in the second drawer.
**[09:32] ---**
You couldn't fit in it this time.
**[09:34] ---**
So you are growing.
**[09:37] ---**
What are you talking about?! Of course!
**[09:39] ---**
I'm as much of an adult as you are!
**[09:42] ---**
In that case, you'll be
able to come out this time.
**[09:45] ---**
Gero...
**[09:47] ---**
I'm no match for you,
**[09:49] ---**
Pururu-chan.
**[09:52] ---**
We've known each other a long time.
**[09:59] ---**
C-Can I ask you a favor?
**[10:02] ---**
Get me out.
***SIGN*** Let's Invade!
**[10:07] ---**
I'm sorry, everyone!
**[10:09] ---**
It shows how hard your special
training was, right, Uncle?
**[10:13] ---**
Or, like, flounder around?
**[10:15] ---**
But what about your treatment?
**[10:18] ---**
Gero... Well...
**[10:20] ---**
It's okay. I'll stay on Pekopon
**[10:23] ---**
and look after the whole platoon!
**[10:25] ---**
Gero... Chief Nurse Pururu...
**[10:28] ---**
Certainly, the platoon needs to be
kept healthy for the invasion.
**[10:32] ---**
Welcome!
**[10:34] ---**
I'm looking forward to working together.
**[10:36] ---**
Well, for starters, drop your drawers.
***SIGN*** Jab
***SIGN*** Jab
***SIGN*** Jab
***SIGN*** Jab
**[10:42] ---**
Yes!
**[10:45] ---**
After this and that, Chief Nurse Pururu
became stationed on Pekopon.
***SIGN*** Let's Invade!
**[10:54] ---**
You're lucky, Keroro-kun...
**[10:57] ---**
Lance Corporal... Dororo...
**[10:59] ---**
She has worried about all of you.
**[11:01] ---**
While I was promptly forgotten about
after being shocked about my diagnosis...
***SIGN*** Let's Invade!
***SIGN*** Ah...
**[11:08] ---**
Oh, that's right!
**[11:09] ---**
It is not fair! It is not fair, Keroro-kun!
**[11:12] ---**
Oh, I haven't forgotten about you!
***SIGN*** Pain
***SIGN*** Jab
**[11:17] ---**
Yes!
**[11:19] ---**
Ecstasy...
**[11:29] ---**
This is sudden, but do you
believe in horoscopes?
**[11:32] ---**
It seems this will be a tough year
for Virgos with type A blood
**[11:34] ---**
who were born
in the Year of the Snake.
**[11:36] ---**
All right, the dishes are done...
**[11:39] ---**
You're early today, huh, Sis?
**[11:41] ---**
That's right.
Before morning assembly today...
**[11:45] ---**
Oh, no! It's already this late!
**[11:47] ---**
All right, today's horoscope.
**[11:50] ---**
I'll just watch this before I go.
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 1 Gemini Lucky Color
**[11:52] ---**
If you're a Gemini, today's your lucky day!
**[11:54] ---**
No matter what you do,
it'll probably work out!
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 2: Sagittarius Number 3: Virgo
**[11:56] ---**
The second luckiest is Sagittarius!
Your lucky color is blue.
***SIGN*** Sagittarius
**[11:59] ---**
Close! Second place...
But I guess I'll take it.
**[12:03] ---**
Then I'll take the blue handkerchief,
since it's today's lucky color.
**[12:07] ---**
See you later!
**[12:11] ---**
Gero gero!
**[12:15] ---**
Natsumi: Today's Horoscope, Sir!
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 2: Sagittarius
**[12:21] ---**
The second luckiest is Sagittarius!
Your lucky color is blue.
**[12:24] ---**
Close! Second place...
**[12:26] ---**
As you can see,
**[12:28] ---**
the Pekoponians are a foolish race
**[12:31] ---**
that are controlled by these unscientific
horoscopes, even when they're in a hurry.
**[12:36] ---**
Is that really so?
**[12:37] ---**
Or, like, fortune telling?
**[12:40] ---**
In other words, if you control the horoscope,
**[12:42] ---**
you control the Pekoponians!
**[12:45] ---**
I see.
**[12:46] ---**
Manipulating information through horoscopes.
**[12:49] ---**
Certainly, it is peculiar how people have
believed in horoscopes since ancient times.
**[12:55] ---**
But can Pekoponians really be controlled
**[12:58] ---**
through these horoscopes?
**[13:00] ---**
That's a good question, Corporal Giroro!
**[13:03] ---**
For the plan to be a success,
I need a sample.
***SIGN*** Sample
**[13:08] ---**
S-Sample?
**[13:11] ---**
And so, the next morning...
**[13:13] ---**
And now, today's horoscope.
**[13:15] ---**
Oh! It's starting!
**[13:20] ---**
Click!
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 1 Cancer
**[13:23] ---**
Huh? It looks different somehow...
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 6 Sagittarius
**[13:25] ---**
It'll be a terrible day
if you're a Sagittarius!
**[13:28] ---**
You'll be in people's way,
which will also cause you trouble.
**[13:30] ---**
But if you apologize,
something good may come of it.
**[13:34] ---**
A terrible day?!
**[13:38] ---**
You don't have to pay attention
to those horoscopes.
**[13:41] ---**
Fuyuki, you don't believe in horoscopes?
**[13:44] ---**
I wouldn't call myself a total non-believer,
**[13:47] ---**
but to think you share the same fortune
with other people born around the same day,
**[13:50] ---**
that's a big stretch.
**[13:52] ---**
Well, true...
**[13:56] ---**
Turn the TV off.
**[13:57] ---**
Sure.
**[14:05] ---**
Sis?
**[14:06] ---**
Jeez!
**[14:07] ---**
What is this?!
**[14:11] ---**
This is a fine mess!
**[14:12] ---**
I was cleaning, and you got in my way.
**[14:15] ---**
It's not like I meant to be in the way!
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 6 Sagittarius
**[14:19] ---**
You'll be in people's way,
which will also cause you trouble.
**[14:23] ---**
That horoscope...
**[14:25] ---**
Hey, Lady Natsumi...
**[14:27] ---**
You have nothing to say for yourself
after getting in the way of my cleaning?
**[14:30] ---**
I told you! I didn't get in your way!
**[14:32] ---**
It's your fault for leaving
the bucket there!
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope
**[14:35] ---**
But if you apologize,
something good may come of it.
**[14:39] ---**
Um...
**[14:41] ---**
Uh...
**[14:44] ---**
Sorry.
**[14:45] ---**
As long as you understand.
**[14:47] ---**
That'll do.
**[14:48] ---**
You've become a good girl, Lady Natsumi.
**[14:51] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[14:54] ---**
That little...
**[14:57] ---**
Darn it! I wasted time changing
my uniform! This day sucks!
**[15:03] ---**
Good morning.
**[15:04] ---**
N-Natsumi?
**[15:06] ---**
G-Good timing.
**[15:10] ---**
Roasted sweet potato?
**[15:11] ---**
I roasted it first thing this morning,
but it's at a perfect temperature now.
**[15:16] ---**
Thank you!
**[15:17] ---**
I got in the way of the stupid frog's
cleaning, knocked over the bucket,
**[15:21] ---**
but after I apologized,
I got this roasted sweet potato.
**[15:24] ---**
It's just as that horoscope said.
**[15:26] ---**
W-What's the matter?
**[15:27] ---**
Oh, nothing! I'll see you later!
**[15:30] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[15:33] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[15:35] ---**
Good work, Corporal Giroro.
**[15:41] ---**
The next morning.
**[15:43] ---**
If you're a Sagittarius,
think twice about eating sweets today,
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 7 Sagittarius
**[15:45] ---**
If you hold back, you'll be able
to eat something even tastier.
**[15:48] ---**
Your lucky color is violet.
**[15:51] ---**
Violet...
**[15:54] ---**
And that afternoon...
**[15:57] ---**
I'm hungry!
**[15:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron, pheromone, all right...
**[15:58] ---**
Tamama!
**[16:01] ---**
Nakki! Er, Natchi!
**[16:03] ---**
Would you like some sweets?
**[16:06] ---**
Thank...
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope
**[16:07] ---**
Think twice about eating sweets today!
**[16:09] ---**
If you hold back,
you'll be able to eat something...
**[16:12] ---**
No thanks.
**[16:14] ---**
I have to hold back!
**[16:17] ---**
Tama!
**[16:19] ---**
I am Chief Nurse Pururu with Keron Army.
**[16:23] ---**
I'll be stationed here on Pekopon
for the foreseeable future.
**[16:27] ---**
It isn't much, but in token
of our new acquaintanceship...
***SIGN*** Something Even Tastier
***SIGN*** Violet
**[16:32] ---**
Something even tastier...
**[16:35] ---**
Violet!
**[16:38] ---**
Anyway, that morning horoscope is amazing!
**[16:42] ---**
It was right on target!
**[16:43] ---**
Huh? Wasn't it just a coincidence?
**[16:46] ---**
It's definitely no coincidence!
**[16:50] ---**
Gero gerori! It worked!
**[16:53] ---**
Hinata Natsumi is already
a slave to that horoscope.
**[16:58] ---**
As a sample for the plan,
this was a success.
**[17:01] ---**
Or, like, total yielding?
**[17:03] ---**
A-Anyway, now we know that
horoscopes can be used as a plan!
**[17:07] ---**
I don't think we have to
target Natsumi anymore!
**[17:10] ---**
No, it's not certain yet, sir.
**[17:13] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 8 Sagittarius
**[17:16] ---**
Return something that you stole. Otherwise,
**[17:18] ---**
disaster will befall you!
***SIGN*** Disaster!
***SIGN*** Disaster!
***SIGN*** Stolen Item
**[17:24] ---**
My beloved Musai!
**[17:26] ---**
I... I confiscated it before,
so I just gave it back to you!
**[17:33] ---**
It seems Lady Natsumi
is surprisingly naive...
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 9 Sagittarius
**[17:37] ---**
Take the initiative in doing household chores!
Otherwise, disaster will befall you!
***SIGN*** Disaster! Disaster! Disaster! Disaster!
**[17:46] ---**
I feel guilty.
**[17:47] ---**
You taking my turn to clean...
**[17:50] ---**
I-It's okay...
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 10 Sagittarius
**[17:52] ---**
Be nice to green things. Otherwise,
**[17:55] ---**
disaster will befall you!
***SIGN*** Disaster! Disaster! Disaster! Disaster!
**[17:59] ---**
Boy, Lady Natsumi, dinner tonight
was especially delicious!
***SIGN*** Green Thing
**[18:07] ---**
Hey, Keroro! Enough already!
**[18:09] ---**
Let's put the plan into operation!
**[18:12] ---**
Plan? Who cares about that?
**[18:15] ---**
What?!
**[18:16] ---**
More importantly, I'll use this to get
her back for every injustice up to now!
**[18:20] ---**
Gero gero gero...
**[18:22] ---**
You're using the plan for
your personal ends!
**[18:24] ---**
I'm not gonna hang around forever
while you perpetuate such idiocy!
**[18:27] ---**
I know you're childish,
but I have to draw the line!
***SIGN*** Childish
**[18:29] ---**
Childish.
***SIGN*** Giroro not allowed! Stay away! by Natsumi
**[18:32] ---**
Giroro not allowed! Stay away!
***SIGN*** Giroro not allowed! Stay away! by Natsumi
**[18:38] ---**
Corporal Giroro is shocked.
**[18:40] ---**
Or, like, stricken silent?
**[18:43] ---**
Corporal Giroro is too big for his britches.
**[18:45] ---**
Calling his commanding officer "childish."
**[18:48] ---**
Today's horoscope is...
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 11 Sagittarius
**[18:50] ---**
Stay away from red things!
***SIGN*** Red Thing
**[18:53] ---**
That's what I prepared
for today. Gero gerori...
**[18:57] ---**
Commander, what shall we do
for tomorrow's horoscope?
**[19:02] ---**
Let's see...
**[19:04] ---**
"Reflect on all the times you've been rude,
and apologize sincerely for them."
**[19:08] ---**
How's that, sir?
**[19:10] ---**
I can picture Lady Natsumi
on her knees before me!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
**[19:14] ---**
Gero gero gero gero...
**[19:18] ---**
And that was today's wanko soba.
**[19:20] ---**
I'm looking forward to
tomorrow's wanko soba.
**[19:23] ---**
And now, today's horoscope!
**[19:26] ---**
Come on, Sis, if the TV horoscope is getting
you down like this, you shouldn't watch it.
**[19:32] ---**
But I'd be thinking about it
all day if I didn't watch it.
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 12 Sagittarius
**[19:37] ---**
If you're a Sagittarius,
reflect on all the times you've been rude,
**[19:40] ---**
and apologize sincerely to
the person you've wronged.
**[19:42] ---**
Otherwise, absolute misery
is waiting for you!
**[19:45] ---**
I hate this!
***SIGN*** Apologize sincerely
**[19:51] ---**
Apologize sincerely...
***SIGN*** to the person you've wronged.
**[19:52] ---**
...to the person you've wronged.
**[19:56] ---**
Giroro!
**[19:58] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[20:00] ---**
I'm sorry about that sign
I put up yesterday.
**[20:05] ---**
To tell you the truth...
my horoscope said to...
**[20:09] ---**
No... This is my fault!
**[20:14] ---**
Kero kero kero...
**[20:16] ---**
Boy, I wonder how long it'll take
Lady Natsumi to come over and apologize!
**[20:20] ---**
Kero kero kero!
**[20:23] ---**
Ke-ro...
**[20:26] ---**
Stupid frog.
**[20:27] ---**
Oh, Lady Natsumi?
**[20:29] ---**
What can I do for you today?
**[20:32] ---**
The Sagittarius fortune for today
**[20:34] ---**
said I have to reflect on all the times
I've been rude and apologize for them.
**[20:36] ---**
It said "absolute misery"
is waiting for me otherwise.
**[20:41] ---**
Well, well...
**[20:42] ---**
Certainly, apologizing is an important thing.
**[20:46] ---**
So then I realized something.
**[20:50] ---**
What's that?
**[20:52] ---**
Your birthday...
**[20:54] ---**
...is close to mine, isn't it?
**[20:57] ---**
That's right.
**[20:58] ---**
My birthday is December 9th...
**[21:01] ---**
Gero! Then...
**[21:04] ---**
That's right. You're a Sagittarius,
just like Natsumi-chan.
***SIGN*** Sagittarius
**[21:11] ---**
It doesn't matter if you don't
believe in horoscopes!
***SIGN*** Crack
***SIGN*** Crack
**[21:18] ---**
Absolute misery!
**[21:22] ---**
Anyway, don't take horoscopes too seriously.
**[21:24] ---**
I think it's about ready.
**[21:28] ---**
Here.
**[21:32] ---**
Thanks!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
There are all kinds of opposites, but
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Earth is round and rolls easily.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Wa-ha-ha!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
wa-ha-ha
**[23:07] ---**
Fuyuki here. Why is Corporal Giroro
called an "underdog"?
***SIGN*** Everyone's Gaze
Everyone's Gaze
Everyone's Gaze
Everyone's Gaze
**[23:11] ---**
What?!
**[23:12] ---**
Underdogs are weak, aren't they?
**[23:15] ---**
You're strong, so they should
call you a "foil" or "tsundere."
***SIGN*** This and That Line
**[23:18] ---**
Why should I be called that?!
**[23:20] ---**
That aside, Giroro is easy to mess with.
**[23:23] ---**
Keroro: Past Glory, Sir!
**[23:26] ---**
Giroro's Forbidden Memories, Sir!
**[23:29] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!