E69 - Natsumi & Fuyuki Get Spirited Away, Sir! / Keroro: A Time-Honored Tradition! Midsummer Comedy Battle, Sir!

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[00:01] [SONG] ---
    Here we go!
[00:01] [SONG] ---
    "Sore ike~!!!"
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
[00:16] [SONG] ---
    Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Even in your field of expertise,
    once in a while,
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    You're bound to mess up.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    For times like that: irresponsibility!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    You've just gotta say,
    "Wow, today's my lucky day,"
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    And make like you did it on purpose.
    That's the key.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[00:40] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    It's more fun when you're brainless.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    They keep saying
    Japanese people are depressing.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Isn't it time we did something about that?
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Let's just give it a go.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Paatto itcho yarimashou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    And all of that is a relativistic
    anthropological argument, you see.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
    jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's do everything and anything!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Good job!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    "Gokurousan!!!"
[01:31] ---
    This peculiar incident
    took place on the road
[01:34] ---
    as the Hinatas made their way home
    from a family-only outing.
[01:39] ---
    Hey, Mom, isn't this kind of strange?
[01:41] ---
    Was there a road like this near our house?
[01:44] ---
    Have we gotten lost?
[01:46] ---
    The Nishizawas' tower is visible,
    so we should be in the neighborhood...
[01:52] ---
    Oh?
[01:56] ---
    Was there a tunnel like this
    in our neighborhood?
[01:58] ---
    It looks awfully sketchy.
[02:02] ---
    Shall we poke our heads in?
[02:04] ---
    What?! It'd be better for us
    to turn back, Mom!
[02:07] ---
    It'll be fine!
[02:08] ---
    You never know, it might be
    a newly opened theme park!
[02:13] ---
    Oh, wait for us, Mom!
[02:19] ---
    What is this?
[02:21] ---
    "Health Resort Jaburo"...
SIGN    Jaburo
[02:27] ---
    Natsumi & Fuyuki Get Spirited Away, Sir!
[02:34] ---
    We've sure found a nice place!
[02:37] ---
    But there's no one here.
[02:39] ---
    We have the whole place to ourselves.
[02:40] ---
    I bet it's brand new, just like
    I said, so no one knows about it yet.
[02:46] ---
    This feels so good!
[02:48] ---
    It's a nice, peaceful bath.
[02:50] ---
    The benefits are written here.
[02:52] ---
    Joint pain, nerve pain... cryonic shoulder?
    Space athlete's foot?
SIGN    Nerve Pain Cryonic Shoulder Space Athlete's Foot Space Rheumatism
[02:58] ---
    Space?
[02:59] ---
    Could this place be...
[03:00] ---
    Welcome!
[03:03] ---
    Shall I wash your back for you?
[03:05] ---
    Mois-chan?!
[03:06] ---
    Oh? What are you all doing here?
[03:09] ---
    Or, like, surprise clients?
[03:11] ---
    If you're here...
[03:13] ---
    ...that means this place is...
SIGN    Keroron
[03:15] ---
    Yes, this health resort was built by Uncle.
[03:19] ---
    Or, like, natural hot springs?
[03:22] ---
    So I'm asking you, why do
    I have to do something like this?!
[03:27] ---
    So I've told you over and over!
[03:29] ---
    It's to earn money for the invasion budget!
[03:31] ---
    If we've got the money
    to build a facility like this,
[03:33] ---
    you could just spend it on
    the invasion to begin with!
[03:36] ---
    Uncle!
[03:38] ---
    The members of the Hinata family
    are here. What shall we do?
[03:42] ---
    Gero?
[03:43] ---
    N-Natsumi?!
[03:50] ---
    Well, well, I see
    you're all here together.
[03:52] ---
    Welcome to Jaburo, sir.
[03:54] ---
    Please make yourselves at home.
[03:57] ---
    This is a remarkably useful place,
    considering you built it, stupid frog.
[04:01] ---
    But is it really okay?
[04:03] ---
    We just waltzed in here without
    knowing what this place was.
[04:06] ---
    The Hinata family has always
    been good to me, sir.
[04:09] ---
    So this is the perfect chance
    to return the favor, sir.
[04:12] ---
    Um, uh, if you want me to wash
    your back, d-d-don't hesitate to ask.
[04:17] ---
    But well, I actually built
    this health resort for aliens.
[04:21] ---
    What? Aliens?
[04:23] ---
    Wow, so aliens go to health resorts, too.
[04:28] ---
    Ooh, the crowds should
    be arriving soon, sir.
[04:31] ---
    H-Hold on a second!
[04:33] ---
    If you built this for aliens...
[04:35] ---
    Oh, Natsumi...
[04:36] ---
    I-If you want me to wash your back...
[04:39] ---
    Come on in!
[04:41] ---
    Or, like, welcomed warmly?
[04:43] ---
    It's a Flatwoods Monster and a Grey, Sis!
[04:46] ---
    Popular alien entertainers
[04:48] ---
    on Journeys of the
    Shiku Shiku Voyagers, sir.
[04:52] ---
    Wh-What's this blobby thing?!
[04:55] ---
    Oh, that is a Derorin alien
    from the 53rd Planet
[04:58] ---
    of the Sea Slug Constellation.
[05:01] ---
    Derorin aliens tend to
    be sensitive to the cold.
[05:04] ---
    Wow, I guess there are
    all sorts among aliens, too.
[05:08] ---
    In this way, if these aliens can deepen
    their understanding of one another,
[05:11] ---
    I would be most gratified, sir.
[05:15] ---
    What's the matter, Sergeant Major Kululu?
[05:19] ---
    We've got a crisis.
[05:20] ---
    I got a call that there was a mix-up,
     and that a banana gator egg
[05:24] ---
    slipped in here with the wellspring
    we got from Planet Agatawa.
[05:26] ---
    What?!
[05:29] ---
    Ba... Bana... Banaga bator...
[05:32] ---
    I mean... a b-banana gator egg!
[05:35] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, what is a banana gator?
[05:38] ---
    A fearsome creature, sir!
[05:41] ---
    Long ago, when I went to
    Planet Agatawa for survival training,
[05:45] ---
    I ran into one deep in the jungles!
[05:57] ---
    Even the old Mr. Sergeant
    was no match for it?!
[06:02] ---
    I-It's that fearsome?!
[06:05] ---
    This is a bad situation, sir.
[06:08] ---
    If the heat from the hot springs
    causes the egg to hatch...
[06:12] ---
    Hey, come to think of it,
    I haven't seen Mom in while.
[06:16] ---
    Could the banana gator
    have gotten to her?!
[06:23] ---
    N-No way!
[06:25] ---
    Mom!
[06:27] ---
    Evacuate everyone
    immediately and seal this place...
[06:29] ---
    No, that would be a bad idea, sir.
[06:31] ---
    If it becomes public knowledge
    that something like a banana gator egg
[06:35] ---
    slipped into the hot springs...
[06:36] ---
    Or, like, patron distrust?
[06:39] ---
    We will keep this a secret
    from the bathhouse customers
[06:41] ---
    and search for the egg
    on our own, sir.
[06:48] ---
    Th-This is...!
SIGN    Presence Presence Presence...
[06:50] ---
    I sense a formidable presence, sir!
[06:52] ---
    So it's in here!
[06:58] ---
    There's no one here.
SIGN    Presence Presence Presence...
[07:03] ---
    Mukujan, presence generating aliens,
[07:05] ---
    who do nothing but give off
    a vibe that they are there.
[07:07] ---
    Here as a group!
[07:11] ---
    Found it!
[07:12] ---
    It's the egg!
[07:16] ---
    Gesu from Gesui River!
[07:18] ---
    No, they're community-based aliens
    called Arazaza aliens.
[07:22] ---
    They're here as a group, too.
[07:31] ---
    I don't see any egg.
SIGN    Huge Sale
[07:35] ---
    Okay, we've got a wonderful product
    ready for you once again today!
[07:38] ---
    These are space Nishijin weave bath towels!
[07:42] ---
    Right now, they're a shocking 99% off!
SIGN    Huge Sale Huge Sale Huge Sale Huge Sale! 99% OFF!
[07:45] ---
    And we have them in sizes S through...
[07:49] ---
    Wh-What in the world is going on?!
[07:54] ---
    Darn it! Where's the egg?!
[07:56] ---
    With how vast this place is,
    searching for it is...
[07:58] ---
    Ah-ha! So this is where you were! Boo, boo!
[08:00] ---
    What was that all about just now, boo?!
[08:03] ---
    You've ruined our three night, four day
    Pekopon Steaming Hot Springs Tour, boo!
[08:05] ---
    The Space TV Station party is
    also displeased! Boo, boo, boo!
[08:08] ---
    Sarge!
[08:09] ---
    Gero?
[08:10] ---
    Isn't that the egg?
[08:14] ---
    That is definitely a
    banana gator egg, sir.
[08:17] ---
    All right, now's our chance to...
[08:22] ---
    It's too late, sir!
[08:25] ---
    Just what kind of creature
    is the banana gator?
[08:28] ---
    Is it a carnivorous space creature?
[08:30] ---
    No, its diet primarily consists
    of bananas, sir.
[08:33] ---
    It eats the bananas that grow
    in heavy bunches on its back.
[08:36] ---
    It is a self-sustaining
    space organism, sir.
[08:42] ---
    It's happening!
[08:45] ---
    Banyaa!
SIGN    Self-Sustaining Space Organism Banana Gator
[08:49] ---
    Self-sustaining space organism,
     the banana gator!
[08:52] ---
    This is the fearsome space creature?
[08:56] ---
    Or, like, darling creature?
[08:58] ---
    Bani?
[09:00] ---
    Somehow, it doesn't look dangerous at all.
[09:04] ---
    Baani...
[09:13] ---
    Bani?
[09:18] ---
    It's no use, sir!
[09:22] ---
    My body!
[09:23] ---
    My body has a mind of its own!
[09:25] ---
    Allow me to explain!
[09:27] ---
    Due to the entertainer's spirit that
    tragically speaks to Sergeant Keroro,
[09:30] ---
    whenever he sees a banana peel,
[09:31] ---
    he cannot help but to go step and trip on it!
[09:40] ---
    It's mine!
[09:42] ---
    Gero!
[09:44] ---
    Gero!
[09:46] ---
    Geroooo!
[09:48] ---
    Tripping in earnest, showing
    not an inkling of moderation!
[09:51] ---
    And with the compounding effect of
    the already-slippery hot springs floor,
[09:56] ---
    Sergeant Keroro magnificently
    soars into the air!
[10:04] ---
    Owowowowowowowowowow!
[10:07] ---
    Ooh!
[10:09] ---
    Th-That's...
[10:11] ---
    That's the reason you were
    afraid of the banana gator?!
[10:15] ---
    Or, like, comic show-off?
[10:17] ---
    But look at all the aliens who
    were angry at him just a moment ago.
[10:21] ---
    I've done variety shows for a long time,
[10:24] ---
    but I have never seen
    anyone trip so splendidly!
[10:27] ---
    This will grab audience ratings!
[10:29] ---
    That is as far as you go, poyo!
[10:30] ---
    Poyo?
[10:31] ---
    I dropped by this health resort
    on my way home from work,
[10:33] ---
    and I've come face-to-face
    with an unexpected crime, poyo!
[10:36] ---
    Poyon-chan!
[10:38] ---
    The banana gator is a protected species
    of Planet Agatawa, poyo!
[10:41] ---
    Smuggling them off the planet
[10:42] ---
    is forbidden by the Space
    Washington Convention, poyo!
[10:45] ---
    Wow...
[10:46] ---
    Mom! Where were you?
[10:49] ---
    I was getting a body scrub
    from Doro-chan over there.
[10:52] ---
    Nin, nin.
[10:54] ---
    Look at how smooth my skin is!
[10:56] ---
    Those who violate the
    Space Washington Convention
[10:59] ---
    get fined three million Space Euro!
[11:01] ---
    I'll be seizing this facility as well, poyo!
[11:04] ---
    N-No way!
[11:07] ---
    And so, yet another one of
    Sergeant Keroro's plans ended in failure.
[11:12] ---
    But the magnificent footage
    of him tripping on this day
[11:14] ---
    was broadcast universe-wide
    by the TV Producer alien,
[11:17] ---
    and it is said that it was passed on
    as a legend for many years to come.
[11:28] ---
    One day, during summer break,
    the Hinata family received a postcard.
[11:33] ---
    Addressed to Aozora Keroko-sama,
    in the care of the Hinata family?
[11:36] ---
    Is that me, sir?
[11:38] ---
    "O youth, turn your eye this year
    towards Hicksville Beach once more."
[11:42] ---
    H-Hicksville Beach?!
[11:45] ---
    Come to think of it, Natsumi,
[11:46] ---
    This is...
[11:47] ---
    you became all grown up
    that time, didn't you?
[11:48] ---
    ...bananas!
[11:50] ---
    Sarge, you wanted the
    Gundam knockoff Dangale model,
SIGN    Mobile Machine Mecha Dangale Iruma Model Company
[11:54] ---
    so you participated in the
    comedy contest, didn't you?
SIGN    Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
[11:57] ---
    That's right!
[11:58] ---
    For more details,
    be sure to watch episode 18.
SIGN    Papareho... Papareho... Papareho...
[12:00] ---
    It's the story of how Natsumi went
    from being a girl to a grown woman
[12:03] ---
    and had a bittersweet summer experience.
[12:06] ---
    It's not true! He's lying!
[12:07] ---
    It's embarrassing, so don't
    watch it, no matter what!
[12:10] ---
    So the Swimsuit Comedy Team Contest
    is happening again this year.
[12:14] ---
    Does that mean...
[12:15] ---
    ...they're giving away more
    Dangales as prizes, sir?
[12:17] ---
    No, it says they're doing
    Zeta Dangales this year.
[12:20] ---
    Gero...
[12:25] ---
    Keroro: A Time-Honored Tradition!
     Midsummer Comedy Battle, Sir!
[12:40] ---
    It really is so nice to see the ocean!
[12:43] ---
    The sea breeze is so refreshing!
[12:45] ---
    I'm happy I got to come to the beach again
    with you this year, Natsumi-san.
[12:49] ---
    Oh? What's wrong, Sarge?
[12:51] ---
    Aren't you entering the
    comedy contest again this year?
[12:55] ---
    The comedy contest?
    You've got to be kidding me.
[12:58] ---
    You don't want the Zeta Dangale prize?
[13:01] ---
    I don't want a rinse-and-repeat
    knockoff, sir.
[13:04] ---
    They can't just release whatever
    and expect it to be popular.
[13:07] ---
    A collector's mindset is so complicated...
[13:10] ---
    Well, I guess this trip is sort of like
    the Keroro Platoon's summer vacation.
[13:14] ---
    We'll enjoy some leisurely
    swimming in Pekopon's ocean, sir.
SIGN    Welcome to Hicksville Beach Park Hicksville Beach Park 200m
[13:21] ---
    It looks like there are more
    people here than last year.
[13:24] ---
    There are fewer hardcore people here,
[13:25] ---
    but now the place is full of
    soft, casual visitors, sir.
[13:28] ---
    Hicksville Beach successfully
    revitalized their village
[13:30] ---
    with last year's Swimsuit
    Beauty Comedy Team Contest,
[13:33] ---
    and had solidly established itself
    as a popular destination.
[13:37] ---
    Oh, look.
[13:39] ---
    There's even a TV station here.
[13:41] ---
    If it isn't TV Inner-Tokyo.
[13:44] ---
    It looks like they're going to
    broadcast the contest on TV.
[13:50] ---
    What? You are going to enter
    the comedy contest again?
[13:54] ---
    Comedy's all the rage right now.
[13:57] ---
    We live in an era
[13:58] ---
    where comedians are more popular
    than middling teen idols.
[14:01] ---
    If we can get on TV,
[14:02] ---
    it will be the ideal foothold for
    our invasion of Pekopon, sir!
[14:05] ---
    It's true, comedy is the one thing
    you're good at, Keroro.
[14:11] ---
    We'll get Pekoponians to watch
    my performance on TV nationwide,
[14:16] ---
    and by getting tons and tons of laughs,
[14:18] ---
    I'll become a household darling, sir!
[14:20] ---
    Equipping Pekoponian suit!
SIGN    You will be laughing!
[14:24] ---
    Here we go, Lady Mois!
[14:26] ---
    Sure thing!
[14:27] ---
    Snap!
[14:28] ---
    I'm Aozora Keroko!
[14:29] ---
    I'm Unabara Mois!
[14:32] ---
    Together, we're known as Armageddon!
[14:36] ---
    That woman!
[14:38] ---
    This year, I will do a comedy routine
    with Mr. Sergeant, for sure!
[14:44] ---
    It's so cold!
[14:45] ---
    Okay, we're here again this year!
[14:47] ---
    A special edition of 623 Radio!
[14:50] ---
    Broadcasting live from Hicksville
    Beach yet again, just like last year!
[14:51] ---
    623-san...
[14:54] ---
    For this year's Swimsuit
    Beauty Comedy Team Contest,
[14:56] ---
    I, 623, will be participating
    as a judge from here in the studio.
[15:00] ---
    What?!
[15:00] ---
    The plan is to give away a signed
    autograph board with a poem
[15:03] ---
    as the 623 Award to the contestant
    that I thought was funny.
[15:07] ---
    An autograph board from 623!
[15:10] ---
    No, no, what am I saying? Comedy
    routines are something I've never...
[15:13] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[15:15] ---
    Let's do it!
[15:16] ---
    We will wipe out the stain
    of last year's disgrace!
[15:20] ---
    So, with that in mind, I'd like to get
    right to putting our material together.
[15:23] ---
    But, on my pride as a comedian,
[15:27] ---
    we cannot do the
    same material as last year!
[15:29] ---
    There is but one task before us!
[15:32] ---
    In the brief time we have
    until the contest begins,
SIGN    New Material
[15:34] ---
    we must develop new material, sir!
[15:37] ---
    Okay, Uncle! Mois will work hard!
[15:40] ---
    Or, like, highly silly?
[15:42] ---
    People look to us for high-level comedy.
[15:45] ---
    Under no circumstances
    must I become self-centered.
SIGN    I must not
    become
     self-centered.
[15:48] ---
    A-Are you sure you should
    be saying that right now?
[15:50] ---
    Or, like, hanging yourself?
SIGN    Hanging Yourself
[15:52] ---
    So! To be the judge of whether
    or not our jokes are funny,
[15:56] ---
    I have decided to ask 556 here,
[15:58] ---
    who just happens to be working
    part-time at the beach hut, sir!
[16:04] ---
    If my brother can be of use to you,
    I look forward to being of some service.
[16:08] ---
    He may not look it, but 556
    is a tough comedy critic, sir.
[16:12] ---
    Okay, Lady Mois, here we go, sir!
[16:15] ---
    Sure thing, Uncle!
[16:19] ---
    Ooh, he thinks it's funny already!
[16:21] ---
    Oh, no, he is being huffy.
[16:23] ---
    He seems to be a bit irate,
[16:24] ---
    because he got dragged away
    suddenly in the middle of his shift.
[16:28] ---
    If we can successfully
    make the irate 556 laugh,
[16:31] ---
    we will undoubtedly win
    again this year, sir!
[16:34] ---
    Oh, my brother is
    becoming even more irate!
[16:37] ---
    Then we will start off with a new gag.
[16:40] ---
    An impression out of everyday life,
    which is all the rage lately, sir.
[16:43] ---
    The face a Mojaran alien makes
[16:44] ---
    when he trips from a
    standing stop on his motorcycle.
[16:53] ---
    D-Does he think it's funny?
[16:55] ---
    No, my brother is confused.
[16:59] ---
    So that was no good, sir.
[17:01] ---
    Okay, next gag!
[17:05] ---
    We ended up entering...
[17:06] ---
    Don't worry, Natsumi-san!
[17:09] ---
    I've stocked up on lots of incredibly
    funny stories in this past year!
[17:13] ---
    Really?!
[17:14] ---
    Shall I give you a little sample?
[17:16] ---
    You listen, too, Dororo.
[17:17] ---
    If it's boring, make sure you say so, okay?
[17:20] ---
    Understood.
[17:21] ---
    Let's see. Okay, to start with...
[17:22] ---
    When you think summer,
    you think horror stories,
[17:24] ---
    so I'll tell a story
    called the Crucifix of Evil.
[17:27] ---
    Koyuki-chan, you're going
    that route again this year?
[17:30] ---
    The other day,
[17:32] ---
    I went to the supermarket
    at around 9 in the morning,
[17:35] ---
    and unbelievably,
    I found it was still closed!
SIGN    Crucifix of Evil (Aku no Juujika)
[17:39] ---
    The Crucifix of Evil.
SIGN    So it opens at 10... (Aku no juu-ji ka...)
[17:42] ---
    So it opens at 10...
[17:45] ---
    Aku no Juujika. Aku no juu-ji ka...
[17:52] ---
    That was funny!
    Koyuki-dono, that was magnificent!
[17:56] ---
    Right?! I was pretty sure of that one myself!
[18:01] ---
    Why, my friend, that's an Okinawa rail!
[18:05] ---
    How about it?
[18:06] ---
    It is no good. He doesn't seem
    to find it funny at all.
[18:09] ---
    If anything, he's getting mad.
[18:11] ---
    Why, why, why?! W-H-Y?!
[18:14] ---
    This past year, busy with
    Gundam models and household chores,
[18:16] ---
    Sergeant Keroro had
    neglected to hone his craft
[18:19] ---
    and completely lost sight
    of how to get a laugh!
[18:23] ---
    Uncle, the show is about to start soon!
[18:25] ---
    Giku!
[18:27] ---
    At this rate, we...
[18:29] ---
    Or, like, avoid battle?
[18:32] ---
    Has my time come to an end already?!
[18:35] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[18:37] ---
    Leave it to me to be your partner!
[18:40] ---
    I will show you my
    magnificent straight-man jabs!
[18:44] ---
    Why the heck?!
[18:49] ---
    Giroro!
[18:57] ---
    Oh! My brother is laughing uncontrollably!
[19:00] ---
    It seems he found that quite funny.
[19:03] ---
    Th-This is it!
SIGN    Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
[19:05] ---
    And so, each with their own
    ulterior motives, the contest began!
[19:13] ---
    Okay, it's begun again this year!
SIGN    Village Mayor
SIGN    Deputy Mayor
[19:15] ---
    The Hicksville Beach Swimsuit
    Beauty Comedy Team Contest!
[19:19] ---
    The judge you've all be
    waiting for is, of course, this lady!
[19:22] ---
    USA top star, Melody Honey-san!
[19:29] ---
    Hi, everyone! Welcome to
    Hicksville Beach again this year!
[19:36] ---
    Okay, let's get right to it!
[19:37] ---
    First up, our champions from last year!
[19:40] ---
    This year, they're making their bid as
    a four-woman group, Let's Go Armageddon!
[19:45] ---
    Hello!
[19:47] ---
    I'm Aozora Keroko!
[19:49] ---
    I'm Unabara Mois!
[19:51] ---
    I'm Nankyoku Tamae!
[19:54] ---
    I...
[19:55] ---
    I...
[19:57] ---
    I am Cucuruz Doan.
[20:00] ---
    Who the heck is that?!
[20:06] ---
    I'm a man with the devil's own luck.
[20:08] ---
    Yer a woman, freak!
[20:12] ---
    B-Because I'm a boy...
[20:14] ---
    You're a girl!
[20:16] ---
    K-Kasarelia!
[20:21] ---
    This is so funny!
    Hicksville Beach is the best!
[20:25] ---
    It's no use.
[20:26] ---
    There's no way we can beat them.
[20:30] ---
    He's laughing so heartily...
[20:33] ---
    I'm happy for you, brother!
[20:40] ---
    This is awesome.
[20:42] ---
    It sounds like everyone's really into it.
[20:45] ---
    I swear, I don't know
    how they put up with it.
[20:50] ---
    And when the dust settled...
SIGN    My morsel of tuna. - 623
[20:52] ---
    We did it! We got the 623 Award!
[20:54] ---
    Just the autograph board, huh?
[20:56] ---
    And here I thought I'd
    get to meet him in person...
[20:59] ---
    You really are amazing, Sarge.
[21:02] ---
    Well, this outcome was only to be expected.
[21:06] ---
    I feel like...
    I've lost something important.
[21:10] ---
    What we gained in
    exchange was huge, sir.
[21:13] ---
    I cannot wait for the broadcast!
[21:17] ---
    And several days later...
SIGN    Several Days Later
[21:19] ---
    It's about to start!
[21:21] ---
    At last, my magnificent visage will
    be seen by Pekoponians nationwide!
[21:26] ---
    At Hicksville Beach, just like last year,
[21:28] ---
    they held the Swimsuit
    Beauty Comedy Team Contest.
[21:31] ---
    And now, please take a look at the footage.
SIGN    Hicksville Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest Site
[21:34] ---
    Hi! Hello, everybody!
[21:37] ---
    Here we are again this year
    at Hicksville Beach!
[21:40] ---
    We had tons of elegant
    Japanese ladies participating!
[21:43] ---
    Now, let's take a look
    at how the contest went!
[21:47] ---
    Why the heck?
[21:49] ---
    Ya gotta be kiddin' me.
[21:51] ---
    Crucifix of Evil!
[21:52] ---
    Please forgive us!
[21:55] ---
    Yer a freakin' woman!
[21:57] ---
    It was really fun! I'll come again next year!
[22:01] ---
    Bye-bye!
[22:03] ---
    That's truth in advertising!
[22:04] ---
    What?
[22:05] ---
    Where... was I?
[22:05] ---
    That place really was full of swimsuit
    beauties, wasn't it, Mr. Yamamoto?
[22:09] ---
    Oh, I know! Maybe I'll
    try going next year myself!
[22:09] ---
    They only showed swimsuit beauties.
[22:12] ---
    Keroro... you... dumbo...
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Please give me love.
     Give me lots, lots more.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Come on, it's not like
    you'll have less of it.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    I want to live my life for you,
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    As long as you'll let me live
    in the lap of luxury.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Zeitaku sasete kureru nara
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    But even then, I'll take a break
    once in a while.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    How's that? How's that? How's that?
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    How about something like this?
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Konnan de dossu ka?
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    When you're in that
    critically desperate situation,
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Shake your hips and fake it!
     Dancing, dancing!
[23:08] [SONG] ---
    Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    I want love and courage,
    and to be popular! (I want it...)
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll do it with spirit and guts!
[23:19] [SONG] ---
    Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    If things don't go well,
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    Umaku ikanai nara
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    That's because you are a stupid kid...
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Shinryakusha!!
[23:52] ---
    Aki here! Are you all
    fully enjoying the summer?
[23:55] ---
    I'm sure you've got
    plenty of fun things planned,
[23:57] ---
    but there're also lots of dangers outside,
    so be plenty careful, okay?
[24:00] ---
    After you've played lots outside,
[24:02] ---
    you've got to watch anime at home, right?
[24:03] ---
    Never mind that. Next time,
    the moment has finally come!
[24:06] ---
    "Keronians vs Pekoponians:
    An All-Out Showdown At Last, Sir?"
[24:10] ---
    "Koyuki's Heart-Pounding
    First Rice Ball, Sir!"
[24:14] ---
    These two stories.
    How's that?
[24:16] ---
    Ge-Gero!