E310 - Tamama: The Sweets Kingdom, Sir! / Momoka: Sorry to Impose on You, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
SIGN    2010
[01:31] ---
    2010.
[01:32] ---
    The Earth was suddenly subjected to
    invasion by mysterious extraterrestrials,
[01:36] ---
    and its cities were reduced
    to rubble in an instant.
[01:49] ---
    Tama tama tama tama tamari!
[01:55] ---
    The Pekopon invasion is a huge success!
[02:10] ---
    Oh, right...
[02:12] ---
    Today it is my turn to do the invasion!
SIGN    Invasion Duty
SIGN    Whose turn is it?
[02:20] ---
    Tamama: The Sweets Kingdom, Sir!
[02:29] ---
    Thank you for the food.
[02:32] ---
    I will go over to Fuyuki-kun's house after school
    today and do my homework over there.
[02:37] ---
    All right.
[02:39] ---
    Tama-chan?
SIGN    Potato Chips Nmai
[02:40] ---
    Isn't eating snacks like that all the time
    bad for your health?
[02:44] ---
    You should eat some greens too som—
[02:46] ---
    You do not need to worry!
[02:48] ---
    Snacks are the source of nutrients for me!
SIGN    Vegetable Snacks
[02:50] ---
    I have a big job ahead of me today,
[02:53] ---
    so I have to eat lots of them!
[02:56] ---
    U-Um... Hello...
[02:59] ---
    Hi!
[03:00] ---
    I'll just make some tea for you.
[03:02] ---
    O-Okay!
SIGN    All About Formalin Power
[03:08] ---
    What happened, Sis?
[03:09] ---
    L-Look!
[03:12] ---
    Is that... blood?
[03:19] ---
    Huh?
[03:21] ---
    Sis!
[03:22] ---
    This is strawberry juice!
[03:24] ---
    What's going on?
[03:28] ---
    The table turned into cookies!
[03:32] ---
    The chairs are doughnuts!
[03:34] ---
    The sofa is marshmallow!
[03:37] ---
    Let me guess:
     this is the stupid frog's doing!
[03:39] ---
    No, it is not!
[03:40] ---
    It is my doing!
[03:42] ---
    Tama-chan?
[03:44] ---
    I thought of doing this many times,
    but I never did!
[03:47] ---
    It is my extra-special invasion plan!
[03:50] ---
    Today I will put it into action!
SIGN    Today's Invasion
    Whose turn is it?
[03:53] ---
    I call it
[03:54] ---
    Operation Snackify Pekopon!
SIGN    Operation Snackify Pekopon
[03:56] ---
    I had Kululu-senpai make this
[03:58] ---
    "So cookie I could cry" System!
SIGN    "So cookie I could cry" System
[04:01] ---
    The experiment is a big success so far!
[04:04] ---
    And how exactly is that
    an invasion operation?
SIGN    Today's Invasion
    Whose turn is it?
[04:08] ---
    Just you watch.
[04:11] ---
    Oh, come on!
[04:12] ---
    Look at what you've done!
SIGN    Marshmallow (sofa)
SIGN    Bar of Chocolate (TV)
SIGN    Wafers (table)
[04:14] ---
    What are you going to do about this?!
[04:16] ---
    Sis, look at this!
[04:18] ---
    If you turn the cold faucet,
    you get strawberry juice.
[04:22] ---
    If you turn the hot faucet, you get milk.
[04:25] ---
    And if you turn them both at the same time...
[04:28] ---
    ...it becomes strawberry milk!
SIGN    Strawberry Milk
[04:31] ---
    Mm! It's good!
[04:32] ---
    I-It's the taste of love, isn't it?
[04:35] ---
    Umm... I think we have bigger things to—
[04:39] ---
    This table is really good!
SIGN    Cookie
[04:42] ---
    This doughnut chair is delicious, too!
SIGN    Doughnut
[04:45] ---
    I-It is?
[04:55] ---
    It is!
[04:56] ---
    There, see? Everyone loves sweets!
[04:59] ---
    Okay, Operation Snackify Pekopon... is go!
[05:03] ---
    Click.
[05:13] ---
    O-Our house!
[05:14] ---
    It's turning more and more into sweets!
[05:17] ---
    Yesssss.
[05:19] ---
    Not just the Hinata house,
[05:20] ---
    I will turn the whole of Pekopon
    into sweets!
[05:24] ---
    And I will rule over the sweets kingdom!
[05:28] ---
    I am going to be a king!
SIGN    Sweets Kingdom King
[05:31] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[05:32] ---
    What is this?
[05:34] ---
    What's going on?
[05:35] ---
    Hey!
[05:36] ---
    Even this base is rapidly
    turning into sweet stuff!
[05:39] ---
    Of course it is!
[05:40] ---
    What did you expect?
[05:41] ---
    Uncle, this is bad!
[05:43] ---
    Your Gundam models are turning into
    rice crackers and cakes!
[05:46] ---
    Or, like, life-death matter?
[05:49] ---
    What?!
[05:50] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[05:52] ---
    Hurry up and stop the system, sir!
[05:54] ---
    No!
[05:55] ---
    Today I am the leader of
    the invasion operation.
[06:01] ---
    The leader games are over.
[06:05] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[06:06] ---
    Turn the base back to normal, quickly!
[06:08] ---
    I don't have the facilities
    for that, Kekkero-kun.
[06:11] ---
    Wasn't in the specs, y'know.
[06:14] ---
    Gero?!
[06:14] ---
    B-But!
[06:18] ---
    Nishizawa-san, be careful.
[06:20] ---
    The ground is made of wafers.
[06:23] ---
    Yes...
[06:24] ---
    Gentle...
[06:28] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[06:31] ---
    Momocchi!
[06:33] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[06:34] ---
    Gero?!
[06:35] ---
    What?! This is jelly! Help me!
[06:39] ---
    Huh? It turned into a bar of chocolate...
[06:41] ---
    Hey! Kululu! Can't you do
    something about this?!
[06:44] ---
    Well, someone destroyed the
    control switch, soooo...
[06:48] ---
    ...ain't nuthin' I can do fer ya, bub.
SIGN    Stab
[06:51] ---
    Fuyuki-san and Momoka-san have
    fallen down to the lowest level of the base!
[06:55] ---
    Or, like, Uji kintoki?
[06:58] ---
    Natsumi!
[06:59] ---
    Ah, you mustn't step on food!
[07:05] ---
    Forgive me this once!
[07:07] ---
    Hold on.
[07:08] ---
    I'll come to help right away!
[07:11] ---
    Th-The door became a mont blanc...
[07:14] ---
    Gero?!
[07:15] ---
    C-Corporal Giroro!
[07:17] ---
    Shoot through it with your gun, sir!
[07:18] ---
    Okay!
SIGN    Gummy
[07:21] ---
    Gummy.
[07:23] ---
    It's no good! It's turned into a gummy!
    It's useless!
[07:25] ---
    In that case... Lance Corporal Dororo...
[07:27] ---
    Use your Assassin Magic to...
SIGN    Azuki Mizu Yokan
[07:28] ---
    He's turned into mizu yokan.
[07:33] ---
    Yokan?!
[07:35] ---
    Then... Lady Mois!
[07:36] ---
    I'm sorry!
[07:37] ---
    My Lucifer Spear turned into candy...
[07:40] ---
    Candy?!
[07:41] ---
    C-Candy...
[07:42] ---
    Geez! All of you are completely useless!
[07:46] ---
    If they are sweets,
    you just have to eat them!
[07:49] ---
    Tama!
[07:52] ---
    Oh, right!
[07:53] ---
    W-We should help, too! Let's eat the door!
[07:58] ---
    N-Nishizawa-san...
[07:59] ---
    Are you okay?
[08:01] ---
    Yes...
[08:02] ---
    But... where are we?
[08:04] ---
    It looks like we've been buried
    in a mountain of sweets.
[08:08] ---
    What shall we do?
[08:09] ---
    If we want to get out of here...
[08:11] ---
    ...there's only one way!
[08:14] ---
    All right!
[08:17] ---
    G-Go for it...
[08:19] ---
    Keep trying...
[08:21] ---
    S-Sorry, I... I can't.
[08:25] ---
    Or, like, over eating?
[08:29] ---
    I have tooth decay!
[08:33] ---
    You are all quitting already?
[08:36] ---
    In that case... I will eat it all myself!
[08:43] ---
    Yes!
[08:44] ---
    I made it through!
[08:50] ---
    Momocchi! Fukki!
[08:52] ---
    I am coming now!
[08:55] ---
    Ow...
[08:56] ---
    I can't get any more down...
[08:58] ---
    Me neither...
[09:01] ---
    F-Fuyuki-kun?
[09:03] ---
    What is that?
[09:05] ---
    Tama!
[09:06] ---
    Wh-What?!
[09:10] ---
    It is a biscuit fissure!
[09:13] ---
    Tama!
[09:15] ---
    I will not be beaten by chocolate snacks!
[09:18] ---
    Umaaa!
[09:20] ---
    S-Salami flavor...
SIGN    Gumballs
[09:25] ---
    Gumballs!
[09:27] ---
    It is gum!
[09:42] ---
    I... am the Sweets Kingdom's...
[09:45] ---
    ...king!
[09:47] ---
    Mere sweets...
[09:50] ---
    ...cannot beat me!
[10:03] ---
    Th-Those are...
[10:05] ---
    ...puddings!
SIGN    Giant Potato Chip
[10:14] ---
    Momocchi! Fukki!
[10:16] ---
    I came to save you!
[10:17] ---
    Tama-chan!
[10:24] ---
    Snap!
[10:26] ---
    Tama-chan?
[10:43] ---
    Those puddings think they can
    disobey their king?!
[10:49] ---
    Yes!
[10:50] ---
    We're saved!
[10:51] ---
    Yes!
[10:52] ---
    Gero!
[10:52] ---
    Giro!
[10:54] ---
    Nooo!
[10:56] ---
    Or, like, escape succeeds?
[11:12] ---
    M-Momocchi...
[11:15] ---
    You came to! I'm so glad!
[11:17] ---
    Momocchi... you were... okay, too?
[11:21] ---
    Thank you for saving us!
[11:23] ---
    Please accept this as thanks.
[11:25] ---
    Huh...? Thanks...?
SIGN    Thank you, Tama-chan
[11:28] ---
    It is ten-years' supply of the world's most
    luxurious sweets, and a specially-made cake.
[11:33] ---
    No! I do not want to even
    look at sweets for a while!
[11:37] ---
    Be careful not to eat too
    much sweet stuff, everyone.
SIGN    Nishizawa Group Bankrupt
    Nishizawa Iron/Copper Being Sold Off
    200 Billion Lost In Nishizawa Stocks
    Is Nishizawa Baio Retiring?
    Tamura Attempts The Majors
    Weather
[11:44] ---
    The Nishizawa Group... is bankrupt?
[11:47] ---
    What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?
[12:03] ---
    N-No...
[12:09] ---
    Momoka: Sorry to Impose on You, Sir!
[12:15] ---
    The news sent shocks around
    the world that day:
[12:20] ---
    the Nishizawa Group, which owns 51% of the
    world economy, had astonishingly gone bankrupt.
SIGN    NPG Bankrupt
SIGN    Nishizawa Group Insolvent
SIGN    Nishizawa Group Collapses Still No Turnaround In Sight Will The Government Inject Public Funds?
SIGN    NO ENTRY
[12:37] ---
    Father... Mother...
[12:40] ---
    I... What will I...
[12:44] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[12:47] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[12:48] ---
    Um, listen...
[12:49] ---
    You can come to our place, if you want.
[12:53] ---
    To your house?
[12:54] ---
    Yeah.
[12:55] ---
    You can live with us for the time being.
[12:58] ---
    We have a spare room,
[12:59] ---
    and I already asked Mom
    and Sis for permission.
[13:02] ---
    It'll be fine!
[13:03] ---
    I'm sure your father will be able
    to rebuild the Nishizawa Group.
[13:08] ---
    Thank you, Fuyuki-kun!
[13:13] ---
    I'm home!
[13:15] ---
    Go on.
[13:16] ---
    Sorry to intrude on you.
[13:19] ---
    W-Welcome.
[13:22] ---
    Welcome home, milady Momoka.
[13:26] ---
    Welcome home, milady Momoka.
[13:29] ---
    Welcome home, milady Momoka!
[13:31] ---
    Milady Momoka!
[13:32] ---
    Milady!
[13:34] ---
    Welcome home, milady Momoka!
[13:38] ---
    Welcome home, milady Momoka!
[13:42] ---
    We, too, have found ourselves
    without a place to go, you see.
[13:46] ---
    I called everyone!
[13:48] ---
    Tama-chan?
[13:50] ---
    Ah... do not worry about me...
[13:53] ---
    Because I will be encroaching
    on Mr. Sergeant's room!
[13:57] ---
    Lovey-dovey...
[13:58] ---
    This is a rare opportunity,
[14:00] ---
    so we decided to accept
    Master Tamama's offer,
[14:01] ---
    and stay here.
[14:04] ---
    I-Is that true, Sis?
[14:06] ---
    It kind of... started becoming
    awkward to refuse...
[14:11] ---
    All that aside, I must say,
    what a convenient turn of events!
[14:13] ---
    If milady will also be in their care,
[14:16] ---
    then we will be able to continue
    protecting you 24/7, as usual.
[14:20] ---
    Ah... but...
[14:22] ---
    I insist.
[14:23] ---
    Even if the Nishizawa Group disappears,
[14:25] ---
    protecting you, milady Momoka,
[14:28] ---
    is my duty as a butler,
[14:29] ---
    and ours as bodyguards!
[14:32] ---
    You may rest at ease, milady!
[14:34] ---
    Milady!
[14:37] ---
    Thank you...
[14:40] ---
    And so, Momoka-chan and the others
    began living in the Hinata house.
[14:44] ---
    Thanks for the food!
[14:47] ---
    Nishizawa-san,
    just take whatever you want, okay?
[14:49] ---
    Y-Yes!
SIGN    Potato Chips
[14:51] ---
    Well, unlike the Nishizawa
    family's luxury dinners,
[14:55] ---
    you'll only get plain food
    around here, of course...
[14:57] ---
    Gero?!
[14:57] ---
    Then why don't you eat mizu yokan?
[14:59] ---
    Kidding! Kidding! Kidding!
[15:02] ---
    I'm sorry...
[15:03] ---
    This has all gotten very out of hand...
[15:06] ---
    D-Don't worry about it...
[15:08] ---
    Thankfully everyone else seems to
    be managing on their own, so...
[15:13] ---
    Are we clear?
[15:14] ---
    One plate each.
[15:15] ---
    There will not be seconds!
[15:20] ---
    Nice for that Giroro, don't you think?
[15:23] ---
    Looks like he has more camp buddies now.
[15:25] ---
    Yes!
[15:26] ---
    Ah, Nishizawa-san, the bath's ready,
    so feel free to go in first.
[15:30] ---
    Okay.
SIGN    Bath
[15:33] ---
    B...a...th?
[15:52] ---
    If...
[15:54] ---
    If Fuyuki-kun came in right now...
[16:02] ---
    Oh, that'd never happen!
[16:07] ---
    Though...
[16:11] ---
    ...imagine if Fuyuki-kun was i—
[16:14] ---
    Oh, my!
[16:21] ---
    I feel like this is only the beginning...
[16:37] ---
    And Momoka-chan's suspicions
    continued to prove correct.
[16:42] ---
    Before Fuyuki-kun and the others wake up,
[16:44] ---
    I should at least prepare breakfast for them.
[16:46] ---
    Breakfast, standby.
[16:58] ---
    Withdraw.
[17:03] ---
    Morning!
[17:05] ---
    Did you make all of this?!
[17:08] ---
    Uh, n-no, I...
[17:13] ---
    If I can't cook,
    then I can at least clean!
[17:16] ---
    Cleaning, begin!
[17:27] ---
    Withdraw.
[17:31] ---
    Uh... no... but...
[17:35] ---
    So shiny!
[17:36] ---
    Nice going, Momoka-chan!
[17:38] ---
    U-Uhh, no...! I really...
[17:43] ---
    This time, I'm definitely not going
    to let Paul and the others interfere!
SIGN    Detergent
[17:51] ---
    If it is about the laundry,
    I have already handled it.
[17:59] ---
    Darn it!
[18:00] ---
    Gettin' in my way every frickin' time...
[18:02] ---
    I'm being killed with kindness over here!
SIGN    Duty Chart April
[18:06] ---
    This is it!
SIGN    Duty Chart April
[18:07] ---
    I'll write my name onto the
    Hinata house's duty chart...
[18:11] ---
    ...and warn Paul and the others not to
    butt in, and everything will be great!
[18:16] ---
    Ummm...
[18:17] ---
    What is this?
[18:19] ---
    The writing's so frickin' tiny!
[18:21] ---
    There is no need for concern.
[18:23] ---
    We, too, have ensured that we will be
    participating in the Hinata house's duty chart.
[18:28] ---
    I did say they didn't have to...
[18:30] ---
    But actually, I'm thinking myself lucky!
[18:32] ---
    According to the chart,
[18:35] ---
    your dinner duty, milady,
    will be in two years' time.
SIGN    6:00 Dinner Duty Momoka-sama
[18:38] ---
    Your cleaning duty will be in three years.
[18:42] ---
    Incidentally, Master Fuyuki,
    you are on dinner duty in one year.
[18:46] ---
    Lady Natsumi, in half a year.
[18:48] ---
    Master Keroro...
[18:50] ---
    Gerorin!
[18:51] ---
    If that's how long the rotation is,
    it's probably in about two years!
[18:54] ---
    It is today.
[18:55] ---
    Why the heck?!
[18:58] ---
    Life continued on,
    with every day as lively as the last.
[19:01] ---
    Momoka-chan and the others became a
    natural part of the Hinata family life.
SIGN    Duty Chart April
SIGN    6:00
    Dinner Duty
    Paul Momoka-sama
SIGN    NO ENTRY
[19:26] ---
    It's become really kind of normal
    to have you all around.
[19:29] ---
    I'm sorry.
[19:31] ---
    Let's get them to let us join in
    with the ration line today.
[19:33] ---
    We did buy a lot of ingredients
    for them, after all.
[19:36] ---
    Momoka-chan, you help out too, okay?
[19:38] ---
    Yes!
[19:41] ---
    We're home!
[19:43] ---
    Huh?
[19:44] ---
    Is no one here?
[19:48] ---
    Not here, either...
[19:50] ---
    Paul... and Yoshiokadaira...
[19:52] ---
    That's weird...
[19:54] ---
    What's up?
[19:55] ---
    Giroro! Where is everyone?
[19:57] ---
    Come to think of it, I haven't seen them.
[20:00] ---
    They do sometimes disappear
    while you're all at school, but...
[20:05] ---
    Maybe they felt like they
    overstayed their welcome?
[20:19] ---
    Everyone left...
[20:21] ---
    Leaving me behind.
[20:25] ---
    Now, I really am...
[20:27] ---
    I really am alone...
[20:30] ---
    Nishizawa-san.
[20:32] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[20:34] ---
    You aren't alone, Nishizawa-san.
[20:37] ---
    If anything happens, I'll protect you!
[20:41] ---
    I'll protect you!
SIGN    I'll protect you I'll protect you I'll protect you I'll protect you I'll protect you I'll protect you I'll protect I'll protect you
[20:43] ---
    I'll protect you!
[20:44] ---
    I'll protect you!
[20:45] ---
    Is this...
[20:47] ---
    ...a chance to confess?!
SIGN    Chance to Confess
[20:50] ---
    U-Um... Fuyuki-kun...
[20:54] ---
    What is it?
[20:55] ---
    I... I really...
[21:09] ---
    That's the Nishizawa Tower!
SIGN    Inbox
    From: Father
    Subject: Untitled
    The Nishizawa Group
    is back!
[21:14] ---
    The Nishizawa Group is back?
SIGN    NO ENTRY
[21:19] ---
    I always believed that Baio-sama
    would accomplish its revival.
[21:25] ---
    You all worked hard throughout.
[21:27] ---
    I thank you on his behalf.
[21:32] ---
    Thanks to the hard work of the bodyguards
    and others, the Nishizawa Group
[21:35] ---
    accomplished a miraculous revival.
[21:38] ---
    She didn't manage to confess,
[21:39] ---
    but Momoka-chan safely made it home.
[21:44] ---
    Isn't that great, Nishizawa-san?
[21:49] ---
    Yes!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
SIGN    Whose turn is it?
[23:22] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu here.
[23:24] ---
    I just love being called
    crafty and loathsome.
[23:27] ---
    You should have seen all the things I did
    just the other day to Giroro-senpai's precious...
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[23:32] ---
    Not gonna tell you what I did, though!
[23:35] ---
    Never mind that!
SIGN    Sweet Potatoes 1/12 Kendai Set Kerori Cookies
[23:37] ---
    I'm afraid to ask.
[23:39] ---
    "Kululu: The Invasion Has
    Already Begun, Sir!"
[23:42] ---
    "Keroro: Kero-Good Stories, Sir!"
[23:45] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:47] ---
    Ge-Gero!