E134 - Keroro: Catching a Cold Leads to Voice Dubbing, Sir?! / Fuyuki & Kululu Go To Akihabara, Sir!
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[00:14] [SONG] ---
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Oto ga natte todoite'te
[00:18] [SONG] ---
They linger on, and they teach you.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
[00:21] [SONG] ---
The words I sing and the sights I see...
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
[00:24] [SONG] ---
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
[00:27] [SONG] ---
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
[00:27] [SONG] ---
Ame ga satte odoroite
[00:29] [SONG] ---
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
[00:35] [SONG] ---
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
Mou sanzan furutte
[00:44] [SONG] ---
You tell me first to get stronger!
[00:44] [SONG] ---
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
SIGN Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
[00:47] [SONG] ---
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
[00:56] [SONG] ---
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
[00:59] [SONG] ---
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
[01:11] [SONG] ---
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
[01:11] [SONG] ---
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
[01:32] ---
It suddenly happened one morning.
[01:56] ---
Uncle?
[02:00] ---
"Help! I lost my voice!"
[02:11] ---
Keroro: Catching a Cold Leads
to Voice Dubbing, Sir?!
[02:20] ---
How's the stupid frog doing?
[02:22] ---
He'll be fine, right?
[02:25] ---
My poor Mr. Sergeant...
[02:30] ---
Tch!
[02:31] ---
Tea?
[02:32] ---
There's no need to make a fuss.
He just has a normal space sore throat.
[02:36] ---
He'll be back to normal in two or three days.
[02:40] ---
Thank goodness!
[02:41] ---
He probably stayed up late
working on Gundam models.
[02:47] ---
Is that true, Mr. Sergeant?
[02:50] ---
But that's a relief.
[02:52] ---
Or, like, healthy habits?
[02:54] ---
That's right!
[02:56] ---
Sheesh! You had us worried.
[03:01] ---
I... I mean, I wasn't worried about you!
[03:06] ---
In fact, with you silenced, it'll be nice
to have some peace and quiet around here!
SIGN Strong Protest
[03:17] ---
I have no idea what you're saying.
[03:22] ---
I bet Mr. Sergeant said this:
[03:25] ---
"You are cruel to talk to me
like that, Lady Natsumi, ma'am!"
[03:28] ---
"I will never put together another Gundam
model again, so please forgive me!"
[03:33] ---
"Yes, that is right!"
[03:36] ---
"No, that is not it!"
[03:40] ---
No, I bet he said this:
[03:42] ---
"From now on, I'm having a change of heart."
[03:45] ---
"As commander here,
I'm going to strive for victory!"
[03:48] ---
"I'm done wasting my time on silly hobbies!
I'll work hard from now on!"
[03:53] ---
"Yes! That's right, Corporal Giroro!"
[03:57] ---
"That's not what I said!"
[04:00] ---
This is kind of fun!
[04:02] ---
I feel bad for Sarge,
but it's like ventriloquism!
[04:08] ---
Then shall we try something?
[04:16] ---
What is that?
[04:18] ---
You'll see, kid.
[04:21] ---
Gero geroncho!
[04:22] ---
I am Sergeant Keroro.
[04:29] ---
Hey, Natsumi!
[04:32] ---
You've got a lot of nerve,
[04:34] ---
making fun of me when I'm in a jam!
[04:38] ---
Take my hope and love rear attack!
[04:42] ---
Kiss my butt!
SIGN Butt
[04:44] ---
What the heck do you think you're doing?!
[04:47] ---
What do you think of my invention?
SIGN "We Can Hear Your Voice Now" System
[04:50] ---
I call it the "We Can Hear
Your Voice Now" System.
[04:53] ---
So if you talk into the mic...
[04:56] ---
The subject will perform your words,
[04:58] ---
regardless of their will.
[05:02] ---
Let me see.
[05:03] ---
From now on, I'm going
to have a change of heart
[05:06] ---
and work hard around the house!
[05:09] ---
I'll start by cleaning the floor!
[05:11] ---
One-two! One-two! One-two! One-two!
[05:17] ---
This is fun!
[05:20] ---
Suddenly, a shock ran through Keroro's body!
[05:23] ---
"I have to go to the bathroom, sir!"
[05:26] ---
"This is no time to be their plaything!"
[05:28] ---
"I have to let them know that I need to go!
But I can't talk! What can I do?!"
[05:32] ---
That's it! A sketchbook!
[05:39] ---
Natsumi-san, please let me do it, too.
[05:42] ---
Sure. Here you go.
SIGN Toilet
[05:47] ---
I am the dashing Uncle Keroro!
SIGN Toilet
[05:53] ---
I just adore Lady Mois!
[05:58] ---
Now we'll make some noise together!
[06:05] ---
And now, I'll also...
[06:08] ---
...shed my disguise!
[06:11] ---
Isn't this fun, Uncle?
[06:13] ---
Gero gerori!
[06:14] ---
I'm happy, too!
[06:16] ---
Or, like, cloud-nine cheerful?
[06:19] ---
Now, why don't we hit the ground
with Armageddon together?
[06:23] ---
H-Hey, Mois-chan!
[06:25] ---
At this rate, you'll put the
Earth into a major pinch!
[06:28] ---
The vibrations from Armageddon
[06:30] ---
only amplify Keroro's desire
to go to the bathroom.
[06:34] ---
May I give it a try?
[06:36] ---
Jealousy! I have been quietly
fuming up to now, but that is it!
SIGN Toilet
[06:42] ---
At attention!
[06:45] ---
One-two! One-two!
[06:47] ---
I have decided!
[06:50] ---
All of you are fired from the Keroro platoon!
SIGN Eh?!
[06:57] ---
The only one I am keeping is Private Tamama!
[07:00] ---
I am going to pet him!
[07:02] ---
Here, is this good? Or over here?
[07:05] ---
It cannot get any better for me
than this, Mr. Sergeant!
[07:11] ---
Perhaps it was the handiwork
of Tamama's aura of happiness,
[07:13] ---
but Keroro's need to use the
toilet somewhat subsided.
[07:18] ---
Please let me use the mic, too.
[07:19] ---
That's enough!
[07:22] ---
In order to invade Pekopon,
[07:24] ---
I need physical strength!
[07:27] ---
Forward crawl!
[07:30] ---
1,000 sit-ups!
[07:32] ---
I can do 10,000 push-ups!
I'm in top form today!
[07:36] ---
Oh, boy! The excessive exercising
[07:39] ---
has reawakened Keroro's need
to go to the bathroom!
[07:44] ---
It's like the legendary big wave
that comes on Wednesday!
[07:52] ---
Let me try the mic, too.
[07:54] ---
Mr. Corporal, this is my mic!
[07:57] ---
Right now, Private Tamama
and I are going to...
[08:00] ---
More importantly...
[08:01] ---
Well, I think I'll clean up!
[08:04] ---
I'll throw away these
junky Gundam models, too!
[08:07] ---
Hey, can I give it a try, too?
[08:09] ---
Me, too! I want to try it again!
[08:11] ---
What about me?
[08:14] ---
He can't take it.
[08:15] ---
He threw away his Gundam models and
exceeded the limit of his bladder control.
[08:21] ---
Large tears well up in Keroro's eyes.
[08:25] ---
Commander-dono!
SIGN Toilet
[08:30] ---
Gero gerori! I am Sergeant Keroro!
[08:34] ---
A quick gag! Look, I'm an alien
and the FBI has me in custody!
[08:38] ---
Gero gero! I'm gonna throw away
all my Gundam models!
[08:42] ---
Gero gero! We're going to hold hands and
tour the world's active fault lines!
[08:46] ---
Gero gero gero! Next, I'll jump
side to side 800,000 times!
[08:51] ---
I'm next!
[08:53] ---
Let me do it!
[08:54] ---
Me, too!
[08:55] ---
Me! Give it to me!
[08:56] ---
Cut it out! I'm gonna do it!
[08:59] ---
Keroro's deep sadness
finally gives way to anger,
[09:02] ---
and a miracle happens.
SIGN Jeez!
SIGN Jeez!
[09:09] ---
You thought I couldn't talk,
[09:11] ---
so you made me say whatever you wanted!
[09:13] ---
You're all terrible people!
[09:17] ---
Uncle's voice...
[09:21] ---
The weather is fine today.
[09:23] ---
The weather is fine today!
[09:25] ---
My voice! My voice is back!
[09:28] ---
G-Good for you, Sarge.
[09:30] ---
Y-Yeah. Good for you.
[09:32] ---
Y-Yeah...
[09:35] ---
Wait.
[09:37] ---
All of you, how dare you toy with me?
[09:40] ---
Commander-dono!
[09:41] ---
Is this...?
SIGN Toilet
[09:46] ---
Th-That's right!
[09:47] ---
I have to go to the bathroom!
[09:51] ---
Toilet!
[10:01] ---
We can't show you what happened there,
so look at some pretty flowers instead!
[10:06] ---
Anyway, I was on the edge of my seat,
afraid the main character
[10:10] ---
wouldn't be able to talk at all this episode.
[10:15] ---
But the day after all the excitement...
SIGN You too, huh?
SIGN It looks like the commander's space throat cold spread to everyone there at the time （・∀・）
[10:44] ---
It seems everyone who was there yesterday
[10:46] ---
caught the commander's space sore throat.
[10:51] ---
Gero gero gero!
[10:56] ---
Now, then! Shall we give this a spin?
[11:00] ---
Gero gero gero gero...
[11:02] ---
I hope no one plans on going to the bathroom,
[11:04] ---
because we're going nonstop.
[11:07] ---
Gero gero gero!
[11:10] ---
I'm Natsumi!
[11:11] ---
I'm sorry for making you throw away
your Gundam models yesterday, Sergeant.
[11:16] ---
Here, I'll give you my allowance
so you can buy new ones.
[11:19] ---
I'm Private Tamama!
[11:21] ---
You can eat as many of my sweets
as you like, Mr. Sergeant!
[11:26] ---
I'm Corporal Giroro! I'll
become your faithful servant!
[11:31] ---
It goes without saying that
the sergeant's poor mimicry
[11:34] ---
lasted long into the night.
[11:37] ---
You didn't have to say "poor"!
[11:46] ---
Did aliens give rise to human civilization?
[11:52] ---
No, it's still too soon
to draw that conclusion.
[11:56] ---
Fuyuki-kun loves the occult
more than anything.
[11:59] ---
As usual, he's using his computer to
passionately research the subject.
[12:03] ---
All right. Now, just...
SIGN Occult Paradise System Error
[12:09] ---
Oh, no!
[12:12] ---
My computer!
[12:18] ---
Fuyuki & Kululu Go To Akihabara, Sir!
[12:24] ---
A new computer?
[12:26] ---
Yeah. Mine hasn't been
working well for a while,
[12:29] ---
so I thought maybe I'd get a new one.
[12:32] ---
You should be able to get it repaired, right?
[12:34] ---
I'm sure that's what Mom
would tell you to do.
[12:37] ---
Yeah...
[12:39] ---
Master Fuyuki, you're
having computer trouble?
[12:42] ---
Yeah. I was using too much data.
[12:45] ---
If possible, I want to buy
a new computer, but...
[12:48] ---
Then your solution is simple.
SIGN Comics and DVDs Frog's Hole
[13:08] ---
So this is Akihabara.
[13:10] ---
There are all kinds of shops here!
[13:13] ---
It's so lively!
[13:15] ---
Unfortunately, it doesn't look like
they deal in weapons.
[13:18] ---
Well, Master Fuyuki,
buy parts on the cheap here,
[13:22] ---
and put together your own computer!
[13:24] ---
But I don't know if I'm capable of
building my own computer.
[13:29] ---
How about I make you the most
powerful computer in the universe?
[13:33] ---
Th-Thank you, Kululu.
[13:35] ---
But I'd rather not deal with
a computer that speaks to me
[13:38] ---
and tries to overthrow the human race.
[13:42] ---
Okay, let's all go off on our own.
See you later.
[13:46] ---
Sarge?
[13:47] ---
The commander just wanted an excuse to
come here so he could have a good time.
[13:51] ---
But let's look for those parts.
[13:54] ---
Right.
SIGN Akihabara
[14:06] ---
But Kululu, do you know
about Earth's Electric Town?
[14:11] ---
Enough.
[14:13] ---
Turn left here.
[14:18] ---
We've been walking for a while. Are we close?
[14:21] ---
Just a little more.
[14:25] ---
There it is.
[14:28] ---
Long time no see, Brother!
SIGN PC Catalog
[14:33] ---
Kululu? Just window-shopping again?
[14:37] ---
H-Hey, Kululu!
[14:39] ---
The anti-barrier must not be working!
[14:43] ---
I'm here as a genuine customer this time.
[14:45] ---
So treat me with all due courtesy. Here.
SIGN PC Catalog
[14:49] ---
Normal items, for you.
[14:52] ---
This guy is the one who's buying, not me.
[14:55] ---
In that case, I'd better choose fine parts.
[14:59] ---
Fuyuki. Am I getting heavy?
[15:02] ---
You're fine.
[15:09] ---
What the...?!
[15:10] ---
It's him!
[15:11] ---
We have to get out of here, now!
SIGN Murakami Electronics Shop
[15:25] ---
What was that?!
[15:27] ---
I didn't think he was still in this town!
[15:30] ---
What are you talking about?
[15:32] ---
And how could that guy at the store
see you through the anti-barrier?
[15:38] ---
That's Akihabara for you!
SIGN Murakami Electronics Shop
[15:44] ---
He found us! Only one thing
to do! Hide in there!
[15:48] ---
Shouldn't we ask the rest
of the platoon to help?
[15:52] ---
It's no use!
[15:53] ---
I... I'm so glad I came!
[15:56] ---
Even the ultra-rare MSV,
[15:59] ---
which hasn't been sold in ten years!
SIGN Akihabara Department Store
[16:07] ---
Freshly-squeezed juice is delicious!
[16:10] ---
W-Why?
[16:12] ---
Why am I in a place like this?
[16:17] ---
Would you like to play a fun game, Master?
SIGN Moonstruck
[16:21] ---
Y-Yeah...
[16:23] ---
The other members of the platoon
were busy enjoying Akihabara.
[16:31] ---
No good! It's a dead end!
[16:33] ---
Hold on.
[16:35] ---
I recall it's around here...
[16:39] ---
Click!
[16:45] ---
Ouch...
[16:47] ---
What is this place?
[16:49] ---
Underneath Akihabara.
It's about 1,000 meters wide.
[16:52] ---
1,000 meters?
[16:55] ---
Watch this.
[17:09] ---
Ancient murals. And from different ages!
[17:15] ---
This is the truth behind Akihabara.
[17:17] ---
The truth behind Akihabara?
[17:20] ---
For a long, long time,
various alien races have visited here
[17:25] ---
and used this place as a test site
to investigate Pekopon culture.
[17:29] ---
And ancient Pekoponians
[17:31] ---
worshiped those aliens as deities
and built these ruins.
[17:35] ---
Thus Akihabara, which is a unique town
unlike any other, has evolved.
[17:40] ---
Perhaps because of the weak energy
that these ruins still emit.
[17:45] ---
I had no idea...
[17:46] ---
And that's the end of your
history lesson for today.
[17:50] ---
We're going to prepare for
our counterattack here.
[17:52] ---
Counterattack? How?
[17:56] ---
Weren't you listening to my explanation?
[17:59] ---
Look down!
[18:02] ---
W-What is it?!
[18:04] ---
Here we go.
[18:08] ---
You're not getting away, Kululu.
[18:20] ---
Carrot, potato, onion...
[18:23] ---
One by one...
[18:25] ---
Is this ancient money?
[18:28] ---
No, that's an ancient hard disk.
[18:31] ---
Hard...
[18:33] ---
It certainly is!
[18:44] ---
This'll do.
[18:49] ---
Wow! To think,
famous out-of-place artifacts
[18:53] ---
were once actually parts
for an ancient computer!
[18:56] ---
I guess you could call them OOPC parts.
[18:59] ---
Is it finished?
[19:00] ---
Just about. We just need...
[19:02] ---
Need what?
[19:03] ---
That's as far as you go!
[19:08] ---
So it is you.
[19:11] ---
I'm going to pay off our old score right now.
[19:14] ---
Isn't this what you call repaying
kindness with resentment?
[19:20] ---
Nonsense!
[19:23] ---
Kululu!
[19:23] ---
Crap.
[19:24] ---
I just need a little more time...
[19:26] ---
I haven't attained the
essential power source yet.
[19:30] ---
Oh, no.
[19:32] ---
You were close.
[19:36] ---
You lose!
[19:40] ---
Thank you!
[19:59] ---
H-How?!
[20:00] ---
How could you do that without power?!
[20:05] ---
I used your beam energy.
[20:08] ---
That became the power source.
[20:11] ---
I... I don't believe this!
[20:13] ---
Who do you think I am?
[20:16] ---
I'm the man who makes
the impossible possible.
[20:25] ---
Hi!
[20:27] ---
This is a cool something!
[20:29] ---
Not bad, Kululu!
[20:33] ---
Right back at you.
[20:36] ---
Still, this brings back memories.
[20:39] ---
How many years has it been?
[20:40] ---
Um... It looks like you two have
suddenly buried the hatchet...
[20:44] ---
This is Sato from the planet Dashjag.
[20:47] ---
I've known him forever.
[20:49] ---
S-Sato-san?
[20:51] ---
Back in the day, we used to compete
in buying rare computer parts here.
[20:57] ---
Come on!
[20:58] ---
Even considering our grievances back then,
[21:00] ---
this was kind of a wild welcome.
[21:04] ---
Then even now, there are
a lot of aliens in Akihabara?
[21:08] ---
That's right. Kululu and I both
often came shopping here for parts.
[21:13] ---
And not only parts.
SIGN Oden
[21:15] ---
Various aliens still buy
all kinds of things here
SIGN Moe
[21:18] ---
and study the culture.
[21:19] ---
Gero-awesome!
[21:21] ---
I love this place so much, I stayed here!
[21:26] ---
Ta-daa! Everyone, come on over!
[21:28] ---
Akihabara has lots of electronics!
[21:30] ---
I'm Ono from the planet Electro!
[21:33] ---
Ono-san?
[21:35] ---
Well, here are the parts you wanted.
[21:38] ---
Thank you. But I found parts
that are perfect for me.
[21:42] ---
Oh?
[21:43] ---
Wow!
[21:45] ---
What kind of parts?
[21:46] ---
Actually...
[21:49] ---
W-What is this?!
[21:54] ---
Get rid of this junk right now!
[21:55] ---
No way!
[21:57] ---
These are my precious ancient OOPC parts.
I'm using them to make a computer.
[22:01] ---
I don't care! They're going in the garbage!
[22:03] ---
No, I said!
SIGN PC Center Koki Software Center
[22:05] ---
Who knew Akihabara had secrets like that?!
[22:09] ---
In the end, it seems
[22:11] ---
Fuyuki-kun had his old computer
repaired and is still using it.
[22:15] ---
Come on over, everyone!
[22:17] ---
Come on!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I picked up a bright red TV!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Makka na terebi o hirotta
[22:23] [SONG] ---
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:26] [SONG] ---
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
[22:37] [SONG] ---
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:39] [SONG] ---
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Cyling recycle!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Saikuringu risaikuru
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Sudden events that happen to you.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
[22:51] [SONG] ---
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
[22:54] [SONG] ---
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
[22:57] [SONG] ---
All of life's experiences are good!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Ahh...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Aa...
[23:03] [SONG] ---
In this room with no furniture for me,
[23:03] [SONG] ---
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
[23:06] [SONG] ---
I sit on my own with no money.
[23:06] [SONG] ---
Kane no nai ore hitori
[23:09] [SONG] ---
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
[23:09] [SONG] ---
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
[23:14] [SONG] ---
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
[23:14] [SONG] ---
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
[23:21] [SONG] ---
I picked up a bright red TV!
[23:21] [SONG] ---
Makka na terebi o hirotta
[23:25] [SONG] ---
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[23:25] [SONG] ---
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[23:28] [SONG] ---
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
[23:28] [SONG] ---
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[23:35] [SONG] ---
I'll keep riding my bike!
[23:35] [SONG] ---
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
[23:39] [SONG] ---
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
[23:41] [SONG] ---
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
[23:41] [SONG] ---
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
[23:52] ---
Karara here!
[23:53] ---
Chiroro here!
[23:54] ---
Why is your family so rich, Karara-chan?
[23:57] ---
Because my father is the
head of Dobaba Industries!
[24:00] ---
Then why is Dobaba Industries so rich?
[24:02] ---
Because my family owns it!
[24:04] ---
That aside, rice! Rice!
[24:07] ---
"Karara & Chiroro:
7-5-3 and 753-san, Sir!"
[24:11] ---
"Keroro: A Grain of Rice is
Still a Grain of Rice, Sir!"
[24:15] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[24:17] ---
Ge-Gero!
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