E128 - Keroro's Last Resort: Praying to the Gods, Sir?

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[00:19] [SONG] ---
    I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Ashita harereba ii na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Ashita waraeba ii na
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    If you just let life pass you by,
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Mattari ikite'rya
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Mattaku tsumannai (night)
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    If you just get it together,
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    Shikkari shite irya
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    There might just be good things
     to come. (Come on, yo!)
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
    Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
[00:50] [SONG] ---
    Clothes make the man
    Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nailing down bran Home is your capital
    800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
    Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
    You will get no tanmen from me!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
    Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Doing laundry Bath and tub
    Cleaning the floors
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
    Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Little frogs must return home at once!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    All these things I've gathered
    are sure to come in handy.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll translate them all into dreams,
    and I'll make something of them someday.
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Sore o yume ni okikaete
    itsuka mono ni suru n da
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    That is our bright road.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
[01:32] ---
    Very little time remains
    for the Keroro Platoon.
[01:35] ---
    At the very brink of their critical moment,
    the platoon's desperate struggle continues!
[01:39] ---
    Wait, what? Washing dishes?
[01:42] ---
    Busy, busy...
SIGN    Gero Hot Springs
[01:45] ---
    Good grief! I'm busy!
[01:47] ---
    Why do I always have so much
    to do at times like this?
[01:51] ---
    Tch. I don't have the time to invade Pekopon!
[01:54] ---
    Ah, so busy, so busy!
[01:55] ---
    Sergeant, aren't you forgetting
    the reason you're here?
[01:56] ---
    So busy, so busy...
[01:59] ---
    Gero!
[02:02] ---
    Ow... Gero?
[02:05] ---
    M-Mash...
[02:07] ---
    Did you want something?
[02:09] ---
    Gero!
[02:15] ---
    Conquering Pekopon in only
    9 more days is impossible.
[02:19] ---
    Fine. Then it's time for my last resort.
[02:26] ---
    I pray that our invasion goes well.
[02:29] ---
    Praying to a god?!
[02:35] ---
    Keroro's Last Resort:
    Praying to the Gods, Sir?
SIGN    Improve your Luck Success in Love -- O-gero-sama
[02:40] ---
    But! But! But!
[02:43] ---
    And this is your so-called last resort?!
SIGN    O-gero-sama
[02:46] ---
    This O-gero-sama is rumored
    to be really effective!
[02:50] ---
    Praying to a god...
[02:51] ---
    Aren't you ashamed, as a soldier?!
[02:54] ---
    Not at all? O-gero-sama's gonna save me!
[02:57] ---
    You dumbo!
[02:58] ---
    Excuse me!
[03:01] ---
    If you'd like, have a taste of these
    instant O-gero-sama dumplings!
SIGN    Instant O-gero-sama Dumplings
[03:06] ---
    I'll have one, thank you!
SIGN    Offertory Box
[03:08] ---
    Or like, warmly welcomed?
[03:10] ---
    Here you go, Uncle.
[03:12] ---
    Thinking back, even these instant dumplings
[03:14] ---
    were something we popularized.
[03:17] ---
    So when it comes down to it...
[03:19] ---
    ...there's at least some proof...
[03:24] ---
    ...that we were here on Pekopon.
[03:28] ---
    Yes...
[03:30] ---
    I did what I could.
[03:32] ---
    Isn't that what counts?
[03:34] ---
    I burned up. I burned out. To pure whiteness.
[03:37] ---
    You moron!
[03:41] ---
    Uncle!
[03:42] ---
    Like now's the time to be burning out!
[03:44] ---
    Ow ow ow ow.
[03:46] ---
    Who threw this oversized rock into the pond?!
[03:50] ---
    Gather around, ladies and gentlemen!
[03:51] ---
    What we have here is Oil of O-gero-sama.
SIGN    O-gero-sama Oil Pots
[03:55] ---
    Athlete's foot, heat rash, hay fever.
[03:58] ---
    It works on so many other things, too!
[04:01] ---
    Oil, please!
[04:02] ---
    Me, too!
[04:02] ---
    Me, three!
[04:03] ---
    And here we have happiness-bringing
    O-kero-sama goods!
[04:06] ---
    T-shirts and cellphone straps!
[04:09] ---
    They'll all bring you good things!
[04:10] ---
    Strap, please!
SIGN    O-gero-sama
[04:11] ---
    T-shirt, please!
[04:13] ---
    Oil, please!
[04:14] ---
    They're selling so many!
[04:16] ---
    Maybe I'll buy some oil, too.
[04:18] ---
    Hm?
[04:20] ---
    Wait...
[04:24] ---
    Wha?!
[04:25] ---
    What am I seeing?
[04:26] ---
    This is...
[04:28] ---
    This must be...
[04:30] ---
    ...the last chance
    given to me by O-gero-sama!
SIGN    Yamada Tatami Store
[04:34] ---
    Okay, so.
[04:36] ---
    What should I do for dinner?
[04:39] ---
    Huh?
[04:40] ---
    Come on by, have a look!
SIGN    Just Opened Today Better Luck For Everything! O-giro-sama
SIGN    Exit Entrance
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Guide
[04:43] ---
    This way for O-giro-sama,
    the one everyone's talking about!
[04:46] ---
    If you rub O-giro-sama's head,
    any wish you have will come true!
SIGN    Guide
[04:50] ---
    We are all blessed to have O-giro-sama!
SIGN    Better Luck For Everything! O-giro-sama
[04:52] ---
    Please, try it out and see!
[04:54] ---
    O-giro-sama?
SIGN    O-giro-sama
[04:59] ---
    Customers should be here soon.
[05:02] ---
    All prepared?
[05:04] ---
    Fully!
[05:05] ---
    But, Mr. Sergeant, does this actually work?
SIGN    O-giro-sama Goods
[05:09] ---
    Keh! Even if it doesn't,
[05:12] ---
    our job will be to make them believe it does!
[05:16] ---
    So that's what you're up to.
[05:18] ---
    Gero?!
[05:19] ---
    L-Lady Natsumi?
[05:20] ---
    Conning people again.
[05:23] ---
    C-Conning? That's a bit much, ma'am!
[05:26] ---
    Gyaaah! Stopppp!
SIGN    Room of Horrors
[05:31] ---
    The... the slugs...!
[05:31] ---
    G-Giroro?
[05:33] ---
    We use certain methods
SIGN    Oil of O-giro-sama
[05:36] ---
    to extract Oil of O-giro-sama
    from the real Giroro.
[05:40] ---
    See? Not a con.
SIGN    Grasp hold of good fortune with O-giro-sama goods!
[05:42] ---
    That's not the problem!
[05:44] ---
    In the first place, Giroro's oil
    won't have any benefits!
[05:47] ---
    We have that point covered, too!
[05:49] ---
    It is only 10% Giroro oil.
[05:51] ---
    For the remaining 90%, we're using
    real, authentic Oil of O-gero-sama!
SIGN    The sparkle of the real thing
[05:56] ---
    That is what they call a con!
[06:01] ---
    Please, do not push! It is dangerous!
[06:03] ---
    L-Line up! Line up!
[06:06] ---
    No way.
[06:07] ---
    You can always count on the youth
    to jump at anything new, sir!
[06:11] ---
    Just what I was hoping for, sir.
[06:13] ---
    Ah, don't push, don't push!
[06:15] ---
    Line up, sir!
[06:16] ---
    Hmph! They'll find out
    it's all a con soon enough.
[06:20] ---
    Okay, don't push, don't push.
[06:23] ---
    Only two per person.
[06:25] ---
    Sarge!
[06:25] ---
    Gero?
[06:26] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[06:27] ---
    You've got so many people here!
[06:29] ---
    Don't we?!
[06:30] ---
    I think praying to a god is
    a kind of self-suggestion,
[06:34] ---
    so there might be times when believing
    actually makes a wish come true.
[06:38] ---
    Nothing less than what I expected
    of you, Master Fuyuki.
[06:40] ---
    You get it, unlike Lady Natsumi!
[06:43] ---
    Gero?
[06:46] ---
    Mash!
[06:47] ---
    What's wrong, Sarge?
[06:50] ---
    No-Nothing, sir!
[06:52] ---
    Haven't I seen that thing...
[06:54] ---
    It's really nothing, sir!
[06:57] ---
    Come on, I'm conquering right now.
    Don't bug me!
[07:00] ---
    Huh?
[07:02] ---
    Yahoo!
[07:03] ---
    Woo! Profit!
[07:05] ---
    Or, like, business booming?
[07:07] ---
    With this money, we can
    get right to implementing
[07:11] ---
    the big invasion plan
    Mr. Sergeant was talking about!
[07:14] ---
    Big invasion plan? What?
[07:19] ---
    Oh, the big invasion plan!
[07:21] ---
    Yes...
SIGN    Hasn't really thought up a plan...
[07:23] ---
    But maybe we don't have enough funds?
[07:26] ---
    After all, it is a big invasion plan!
[07:29] ---
    And so, let's continue building
    our funds a little longer!
[07:32] ---
    Which means... Click!
SIGN    Room of Horrors
[07:34] ---
    Gyaaa! The slugs!
[07:37] ---
    Orders from above. Can't question 'em.
[07:40] ---
    
[07:42] ---
    I haven't said anything yet.
[07:45] ---
    Please, no moooooore!
[07:52] ---
    And the next day.
[07:58] ---
    It really works! It's amazing!
[07:59] ---
    I pray that I can become
    lovey-dovey with Fuyuki-kun.
[08:02] ---
    Thank you!
SIGN    Just Opened Today
    Better Luck For Everything!
    O-giro-sama
SIGN    Exit Entrance
[08:06] ---
    I can't believe I'm relying on
    something like this.
[08:09] ---
    Seriously, how pathetic can you get?
[08:12] ---
    The whole point is working hard
    to make him pay attention to you!
[08:16] ---
    But I don't know how to grasp
    an opportunity like that...
[08:20] ---
    Like I said, that's what
    you gotta think about!
SIGN    Slip!
[08:26] ---
    For some reason, there was a
    steep downwards slope there!
[08:35] ---
    Owww.
[08:36] ---
    You jerk, watch where you're—
[08:40] ---
    F-Fuyuki-kun...
[08:41] ---
    Ah! Nishizawa-san!
[08:44] ---
    Are you okay? You're not hurt?
[08:47] ---
    Is this lovey-dovey?
[08:49] ---
    Give me all the Oil of
    O-giro-sama you have here!
[08:52] ---
    Gero?! A-All of it, ma'am?
[08:55] ---
    Thanks to O-giro-sama,
    my wish came true!
SIGN    Newly on Sale
    O-giro-sama
[08:58] ---
    If possible, I'd like to have it
    grant many, many more!
[09:02] ---
    Money is no object!
[09:05] ---
    Geroblinding!
[09:07] ---
    This is beyond even my expectations, sir!
[09:09] ---
    I never thought O-giro-sama
    would be so effective!
[09:13] ---
    After that...
[09:14] ---
    ...rumors called forth rumors, and O-giro-sama's
    popularity swelled in the blink of an eye.
SIGN    Out of Stock
SIGN    Exit
SIGN    Entrance
[09:21] ---
    I'm sorry!
[09:23] ---
    We've sold out of all our oil, goods,
    and dumplings for today,
[09:26] ---
    so we're closing up!
[09:28] ---
    What a response!
[09:30] ---
    O-giro-sama's effectiveness is now
[09:32] ---
    beyond all doubt, sir!
[09:35] ---
    What's up, Tamama?
SIGN    Grasp hold of good fortune
    with O-giro-sama goods!
[09:36] ---
    If it actually works,
[09:38] ---
    why not have O-giro-sama
    grant our wish, as well?
[09:43] ---
    Ohh!
[09:47] ---
    O-giro-sama.
[09:48] ---
    I pray that I can get the latest
    Gundam model before it's released.
[09:52] ---
    You did not request about the invasion?!
[09:57] ---
    It's been a while!
[09:59] ---
    Oh, Gail-kun!
SIGN    Demonstration sales-type alien Gail
[10:01] ---
    The demonstration sales-type alien Gail!
[10:04] ---
    Do you have your eyes on
    O-giro-sama, too?
[10:06] ---
    No, no. It just so happens I got my hands on
    something unusual in the course of my work.
[10:10] ---
    It's a test product... a 1/12 Guntank!
[10:15] ---
    I have no interest in it, so you can have it!
[10:17] ---
    Oh, wow! For real?!
[10:19] ---
    A test product... That means it
    hasn't even been released yet!
[10:24] ---
    It really... It really...
[10:26] ---
    ...came true, sir!
[10:28] ---
    Thank you, O-giro-sama!
[10:31] ---
    Not much time left until
    the invasion deadline.
[10:34] ---
    Will they really make it,
    doing things like this?!
[10:45] ---
    When people are put under extreme pressure...
[10:47] ---
    ...they tend to avert
    their eyes from reality.
[10:50] ---
    Will this really work?
[10:52] ---
    Gero! The cockpit itself has gimmicks!
[10:55] ---
    This really is crazy!
    Crazy for real, crazy crazy crazy!
[10:58] ---
    Crazy, crazy, crazy... Crazy annoying!
[11:02] ---
    Why, Mash?! Can't a guy take a little break?!
[11:08] ---
    Noooooooo!
[11:12] ---
    N-No more...
[11:14] ---
    Are you feeling all right?
[11:17] ---
    Good work.
[11:19] ---
    My specially-made nutritional supplement,
    Space Coenzyme QRR (Kululu) 10!
SIGN    Space Coenzyme
    QRR 10!
[11:23] ---
    Works fantastic!
SIGN    Puncture ♥
[11:26] ---
    Wh-What was I...
[11:28] ---
    I'm glad you're back to normal.
[11:32] ---
    There seems to be a lot of ruckus outside.
SIGN    Better Luck For Everything! O-giro-sama
SIGN    Exit Sold Out
[11:40] ---
    They say the wishes actually come true,
    so business is really booming.
[11:44] ---
    The wishes... come true?
[11:46] ---
    Correct.
[11:47] ---
    Like getting hold of something they wanted,
    or their love coming to fruition.
SIGN    Love ♥
[11:50] ---
    L-Love...
SIGN    Love ♥
[11:54] ---
    I...
[11:55] ---
    I pray... that my relationship
    with Natsumi...
[11:58] ---
    You're praying to the god too, Giroro?
SIGN    Ba-dump ♥
[12:05] ---
    N-Natsumi... Why are you here?
[12:07] ---
    I may have lectured the stupid frog,
[12:10] ---
    but I was thinking of trying it for myself.
[12:13] ---
    Look! An O-giro-sama strap!
[12:15] ---
    It's weird, but even this stuff looks pretty cute
    if I think of it as a good-luck charm!
[12:21] ---
    C-Cute...?
[12:23] ---
    The O-giro-strap that
    looks like me is cute?
[12:26] ---
    So... I just have to rub his head, right?
[12:35] ---
    I pray that my relationship with
    Saburo-senpai goes further!
[12:39] ---
    You're praying to the god too, Natsumi-chan?
SIGN    Ba-dump!!
[12:41] ---
    Saburo-senpai!
    Are you here for it, as well?
[12:45] ---
    I don't really believe in
    stuff like that, but...
[12:48] ---
    ...I just got a little curious.
[12:50] ---
    Mois-chan gave me one as a friendly gift.
[12:53] ---
    Ah, I got one, too!
[12:55] ---
    Looks like we have a matching pair!
[12:57] ---
    A matching pair! A matching pair!
[13:00] ---
    Is this the effect of O-giro-sama?!
[13:03] ---
    I was just getting somewhere with
    Natsumi... Getting somewhere...
[13:06] ---
    Well, if you're done,
    want to go back together?
[13:09] ---
    Huh? Ah, sure!
[13:11] ---
    What did you pray for?
[13:13] ---
    I couldn't tell you something like that!
[13:13] ---
    There are good things and bad things.
[13:15] ---
    Could this be a plus-minus zero thing?
[13:20] ---
    Okay, see ya!
[13:22] ---
    S-See you!
[13:28] ---
    I'm so lucky today!
[13:39] ---
    Wait... Today is...
[13:40] ---
    ...the day for the 623 Radio special!
[13:45] ---
    Yes, okay.
[13:46] ---
    I'll tell her.
[13:48] ---
    Ohhh, noooo!
[13:50] ---
    Sis? Ah, wait a sec!
[13:53] ---
    Natchi-san couldn't take our phone call,
[13:56] ---
    but thank you for all the postcards!
[13:58] ---
    My short poem segment,
    after these announcements!
[13:59] ---
    "Natchi-san"? No way!
[14:01] ---
    Sis, you just got a sudden call
    from 623-san.
[14:06] ---
    Whaaat?! Nooo...
[14:08] ---
    Things went so well with
    Saburo-senpai, but now this...
[14:11] ---
    I can't believe I missed out on
    a sudden call from 623-san...
[14:16] ---
    Plus-minus zero here, too.
[14:19] ---
    Similarly, at the Nishizawa residence...
[14:23] ---
    I-It stinks!
[14:25] ---
    What is this?
[14:27] ---
    O-Oh no...
[14:29] ---
    Gyaaaa! All my precious
    Fuyuki-kun goods smell weird!
[14:34] ---
    I'll frickin' kill him!
[14:36] ---
    Please calm yourself, Momoka-sama!
[14:38] ---
    The Oil of O-giro-sama she bought in bulk
    is emitting an outrageously foul odor!
SIGN    Stennnnnnnch
[14:42] ---
    Actually, the use of hardly
    any Oil of O-gero-sama,
[14:45] ---
    and instead nearly 100% Giroro oil,
    was determined to be the cause.
SIGN    Grosssss
[14:50] ---
    Just like this, those who had
    received the benefits of O-giro-sama
[14:53] ---
    were also the victims of a corresponding
    amount of misfortune.
[14:59] ---
    All the effort spent building
    it to completion...
[15:01] ---
    The joy just made the shock
    a hundred times greater.
[15:04] ---
    If this was going to happen, I should
    never have prayed to O-giro-sama...
[15:08] ---
    Hey! What are you doing,
    leaving the shop unmanned?!
[15:11] ---
    My butt itches.
[15:13] ---
    I can't summon any motivation today, sir.
[15:16] ---
    Sarge... That's...
[15:18] ---
    Gero?
[15:22] ---
    Mash!
[15:23] ---
    Haven't I suffered enough?!
[15:27] ---
    I know!
[15:29] ---
    Eight more days! I know!
[15:30] ---
    Eight more days? Until what?
[15:33] ---
    The invasion deadline that's
    been imposed on us, sir!
[15:36] ---
    If we don't uphold it,
    we'll be withdrawn from Pekopon, sir!
[15:39] ---
    Sarge... is that true?!
[15:41] ---
    Ah... I said it...
[15:43] ---
    O-Only eight more days?
[15:46] ---
    Hmph! Because of your ridiculous plan,
[15:49] ---
    we wasted more time than
    we needed to yet again!
[15:52] ---
    What in blazes are you going to do?!
[15:53] ---
    Wait until you see this
    before you call it a waste!
[16:06] ---
    This is...
[16:07] ---
    Yes, we used a lot of time,
[16:08] ---
    but we have all this money to show for it!
[16:13] ---
    With this, my army can
    fight another 10 years.
[16:16] ---
    You only have 8 more days.
[16:19] ---
    Now! With these funds in hand,
[16:21] ---
    we shall launch our big invasion plan!
[16:23] ---
    Hold it right here, poyo!
[16:24] ---
    Huh?! That voice!
[16:30] ---
    Oof. Oof.
[16:32] ---
    Poyoyoyoyo!
[16:35] ---
    Enter space police officer Poyon-chan!
[16:38] ---
    Wait a sec.
[16:42] ---
    Assigned to the Andromeda Precinct,
[16:44] ---
    I am space police officer Poyon, poyo!
[16:50] ---
    I arrest you guys for violating
    the "Space No Copycats Law," poyo!
[16:55] ---
    The heck's that?
[16:57] ---
    These are the victims, poyo!
[17:04] ---
    Oh? The instant-dumpling-selling
    girl from some time or other?
[17:07] ---
    Gero?
[17:16] ---
    Y-You're...
[17:18] ---
    ...a Geronian from the planet Geron,
    neighbor to planet Keron!
[17:22] ---
    Am I the only one who feels
    like he's been super duped?
[17:26] ---
    These are the people, yeeesss!
[17:28] ---
    Because they carried away
    our O-gero-sama,
[17:30] ---
    and copied us by writing "O-giro-sama,"
    our business is terrible now!
[17:34] ---
    I don't remember carrying out
    any O-gero-sama!
[17:37] ---
    I only walked off with a rock
    that looked kind of similar!
[17:40] ---
    That's our spare O-gero-sama, yeeesss!
[17:43] ---
    Wh-What?
[17:44] ---
    I see.
[17:46] ---
    That explains why it had such an effect.
[17:49] ---
    Copycatting is normally
    a serious crime, poyo!
[17:51] ---
    But since you're from friendly
    neighboring planets,
[17:54] ---
    why don't we settle this
    with compensation, poyo?
[17:57] ---
    Hmmm... Weeeeell...
[18:00] ---
    All right, yeesss. I'll settle for the money
    you earned up until today, yeeesss.
[18:04] ---
    And I will have back that statue.
[18:07] ---
    N-N-Nooooo!
[18:11] ---
    Sorry for intruding, poyo!
[18:14] ---
    The O-giro-sama plan:
[18:15] ---
    nothing but a waste of effort,
    with results of plus-minus zero!
[18:20] ---
    Uncle...
[18:23] ---
    So we've finally exhausted our options...
[18:26] ---
    Sarge...
[18:36] ---
    If the invasion of Earth doesn't succeed,
    Sarge and the others will...
[18:40] ---
    I don't want Earth to be invaded,
[18:42] ---
    but if nothing changes,
    Sarge and the others will have to leave.
[19:04] ---
    Sarge, I'm back!
[19:06] ---
    I'll help you take it in!
[19:10] ---
    Sarge?
[19:12] ---
    This time, it may really be no good, sir...
[19:17] ---
    What's wrong, Sarge?
[19:18] ---
    This time...
[19:21] ---
    This time...
[19:25] ---
    ...might be goodbye!
[19:29] ---
    No...
[19:34] ---
    No...
[19:38] ---
    I don't want that!
[19:54] ---
    Did it just...
[19:55] ---
    ...stop?
[19:57] ---
    It appears so, sir.
[19:59] ---
    Then... maybe you...
[20:02] ---
    Yes!
[20:05] ---
    I'm so glad!
[20:06] ---
    That lightning seemed close.
[20:08] ---
    Huh?
[20:09] ---
    I'm so glad, Sarge!
[20:10] ---
    It's all okay, sir!
[20:11] ---
    What happened here?
[20:12] ---
    It looks like the counter
    got hit by lightning and stopped.
[20:16] ---
    Really?!
[20:18] ---
    Now you won't have to withdraw, right, Sarge?
[20:21] ---
    Exactly, sir!
[20:22] ---
    Isn't that great, Sarge?!
[20:24] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[20:34] ---
    That thing's still operational.
[20:46] ---
    I-Is that...
[20:49] ---
    Stand clear, you two!
[20:51] ---
    It is dangerous!
[20:52] ---
    Something pretty nasty has popped out here.
[20:56] ---
    Something nasty?
[20:57] ---
    The most dire invasion weapon created
    by the ancient Keronians.
[21:01] ---
    Once it is set in motion,
    it will not stop at invasion!
[21:05] ---
    It will annihilate all
    life forms on the planet!
[21:07] ---
    A god of destruction, that has already
    brought 138 planets to devastation:
[21:14] ---
    Kiruru.
[21:16] ---
    Gero...
[21:17] ---
    Why is something like that...?
[21:19] ---
    This is mean! Too mean!
[21:20] ---
    Just when I thought the counter
    had stopped and we'd been saved!
[21:23] ---
    This cancels all that out!
[21:25] ---
    Cancels out?
[21:27] ---
    Plus-minus zero?
[21:29] ---
    This might be... my fault...
[21:31] ---
    What?
[21:33] ---
    The truth is, yesterday evening,
[21:35] ---
    I prayed to O-giro-sama that you
    wouldn't have to leave Earth.
[21:42] ---
    And... that's why the counter stopped, sir?
[21:44] ---
    I didn't know what else to do.
[21:48] ---
    All I could think of was
    praying to the god.
[21:50] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[21:52] ---
    And now this terrible thing has...
[21:54] ---
    Don't let it trouble you.
[21:56] ---
    It would have come out anyway,
    when the time limit came.
[21:59] ---
    Correct. It has merely been
    hastened by seven days.
[22:03] ---
    That said...
[22:05] ---
    Gero...
[22:06] ---
    The invasion counter has stopped,
[22:08] ---
    but out of it came a horrifying
    ancient weapon: Kiruru!
[22:12] ---
    In the end, do they have no choice
    but to fix things by themselves?!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    I picked up a bright red TV!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Makka na terebi o hirotta
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    It was on a night
    that was just a little warm.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Cyling recycle!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Saikuringu risaikuru
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Sudden events that happen to you.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    First is always rock; the others are taboo.
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    All of life's experiences are good!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Aa...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Ahh...
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Kagu no nai kono heya ni
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    In this room with no furniture for me,
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Kane no nai ore hitori
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    I sit on my own with no money.
[23:10] [SONG] ---
    Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
[23:10] [SONG] ---
    Don't droop your head.
    Just keep the machine going!
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    Makka na terebi o hirotta
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    I picked up a bright red TV!
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[23:28] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[23:28] [SONG] ---
    It was on a night
    that was just a little warm.
[23:35] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
[23:35] [SONG] ---
    I'll keep riding my bike!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Dekai yume to kagu nosete
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    With my big dreams and furniture on board,
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
[23:52] ---
    It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:53] ---
    Well, I must say, even I was shocked
    when Kiruru came out!
[23:57] ---
    Do you think you could act serious?!
[23:59] ---
    But I mean, it's Kiruru, you know? Kiruru.
[24:01] ---
    Getting in a tizzy won't help anyone.
[24:03] ---
    And I don't know what to do anymore!
[24:06] ---
    He's lost it.
[24:07] ---
    Never mind that. Guess I'll go
    watch the Super Movie and prepare.
[24:11] ---
    "Kiruru: The Messenger of Destruction, Sir!"
[24:14] ---
    Yet another two-parter. How's that?
[24:16] ---
    Ge-Gero!