# E128 - Keroro's Last Resort: Praying to the Gods, Sir?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4WGZW/keroros-last-resort-praying-to-the-gods-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:32] ---**
Very little time remains
for the Keroro Platoon.
**[01:35] ---**
At the very brink of their critical moment,
the platoon's desperate struggle continues!
**[01:39] ---**
Wait, what? Washing dishes?
**[01:42] ---**
Busy, busy...
***SIGN*** Gero Hot Springs
**[01:45] ---**
Good grief! I'm busy!
**[01:47] ---**
Why do I always have so much
to do at times like this?
**[01:51] ---**
Tch. I don't have the time to invade Pekopon!
**[01:54] ---**
Ah, so busy, so busy!
**[01:55] ---**
Sergeant, aren't you forgetting
the reason you're here?
**[01:56] ---**
So busy, so busy...
**[01:59] ---**
Gero!
**[02:02] ---**
Ow... Gero?
**[02:05] ---**
M-Mash...
**[02:07] ---**
Did you want something?
**[02:09] ---**
Gero!
**[02:15] ---**
Conquering Pekopon in only
9 more days is impossible.
**[02:19] ---**
Fine. Then it's time for my last resort.
**[02:26] ---**
I pray that our invasion goes well.
**[02:29] ---**
Praying to a god?!
**[02:35] ---**
Keroro's Last Resort:
Praying to the Gods, Sir?
***SIGN*** Improve your Luck Success in Love -- O-gero-sama
**[02:40] ---**
But! But! But!
**[02:43] ---**
And this is your so-called last resort?!
***SIGN*** O-gero-sama
**[02:46] ---**
This O-gero-sama is rumored
to be really effective!
**[02:50] ---**
Praying to a god...
**[02:51] ---**
Aren't you ashamed, as a soldier?!
**[02:54] ---**
Not at all? O-gero-sama's gonna save me!
**[02:57] ---**
You dumbo!
**[02:58] ---**
Excuse me!
**[03:01] ---**
If you'd like, have a taste of these
instant O-gero-sama dumplings!
***SIGN*** Instant O-gero-sama Dumplings
**[03:06] ---**
I'll have one, thank you!
***SIGN*** Offertory Box
**[03:08] ---**
Or like, warmly welcomed?
**[03:10] ---**
Here you go, Uncle.
**[03:12] ---**
Thinking back, even these instant dumplings
**[03:14] ---**
were something we popularized.
**[03:17] ---**
So when it comes down to it...
**[03:19] ---**
...there's at least some proof...
**[03:24] ---**
...that we were here on Pekopon.
**[03:28] ---**
Yes...
**[03:30] ---**
I did what I could.
**[03:32] ---**
Isn't that what counts?
**[03:34] ---**
I burned up. I burned out. To pure whiteness.
**[03:37] ---**
You moron!
**[03:41] ---**
Uncle!
**[03:42] ---**
Like now's the time to be burning out!
**[03:44] ---**
Ow ow ow ow.
**[03:46] ---**
Who threw this oversized rock into the pond?!
**[03:50] ---**
Gather around, ladies and gentlemen!
**[03:51] ---**
What we have here is Oil of O-gero-sama.
***SIGN*** O-gero-sama Oil Pots
**[03:55] ---**
Athlete's foot, heat rash, hay fever.
**[03:58] ---**
It works on so many other things, too!
**[04:01] ---**
Oil, please!
**[04:02] ---**
Me, too!
**[04:02] ---**
Me, three!
**[04:03] ---**
And here we have happiness-bringing
O-kero-sama goods!
**[04:06] ---**
T-shirts and cellphone straps!
**[04:09] ---**
They'll all bring you good things!
**[04:10] ---**
Strap, please!
***SIGN*** O-gero-sama
**[04:11] ---**
T-shirt, please!
**[04:13] ---**
Oil, please!
**[04:14] ---**
They're selling so many!
**[04:16] ---**
Maybe I'll buy some oil, too.
**[04:18] ---**
Hm?
**[04:20] ---**
Wait...
**[04:24] ---**
Wha?!
**[04:25] ---**
What am I seeing?
**[04:26] ---**
This is...
**[04:28] ---**
This must be...
**[04:30] ---**
...the last chance
given to me by O-gero-sama!
***SIGN*** Yamada Tatami Store
**[04:34] ---**
Okay, so.
**[04:36] ---**
What should I do for dinner?
**[04:39] ---**
Huh?
**[04:40] ---**
Come on by, have a look!
***SIGN*** Just Opened Today Better Luck For Everything! O-giro-sama
***SIGN*** Exit Entrance
Guide
**[04:43] ---**
This way for O-giro-sama,
the one everyone's talking about!
**[04:46] ---**
If you rub O-giro-sama's head,
any wish you have will come true!
***SIGN*** Guide
**[04:50] ---**
We are all blessed to have O-giro-sama!
***SIGN*** Better Luck For Everything! O-giro-sama
**[04:52] ---**
Please, try it out and see!
**[04:54] ---**
O-giro-sama?
***SIGN*** O-giro-sama
**[04:59] ---**
Customers should be here soon.
**[05:02] ---**
All prepared?
**[05:04] ---**
Fully!
**[05:05] ---**
But, Mr. Sergeant, does this actually work?
***SIGN*** O-giro-sama Goods
**[05:09] ---**
Keh! Even if it doesn't,
**[05:12] ---**
our job will be to make them believe it does!
**[05:16] ---**
So that's what you're up to.
**[05:18] ---**
Gero?!
**[05:19] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi?
**[05:20] ---**
Conning people again.
**[05:23] ---**
C-Conning? That's a bit much, ma'am!
**[05:26] ---**
Gyaaah! Stopppp!
***SIGN*** Room of Horrors
**[05:31] ---**
The... the slugs...!
**[05:31] ---**
G-Giroro?
**[05:33] ---**
We use certain methods
***SIGN*** Oil of O-giro-sama
**[05:36] ---**
to extract Oil of O-giro-sama
from the real Giroro.
**[05:40] ---**
See? Not a con.
***SIGN*** Grasp hold of good fortune with O-giro-sama goods!
**[05:42] ---**
That's not the problem!
**[05:44] ---**
In the first place, Giroro's oil
won't have any benefits!
**[05:47] ---**
We have that point covered, too!
**[05:49] ---**
It is only 10% Giroro oil.
**[05:51] ---**
For the remaining 90%, we're using
real, authentic Oil of O-gero-sama!
***SIGN*** The sparkle of the real thing
**[05:56] ---**
That is what they call a con!
**[06:01] ---**
Please, do not push! It is dangerous!
**[06:03] ---**
L-Line up! Line up!
**[06:06] ---**
No way.
**[06:07] ---**
You can always count on the youth
to jump at anything new, sir!
**[06:11] ---**
Just what I was hoping for, sir.
**[06:13] ---**
Ah, don't push, don't push!
**[06:15] ---**
Line up, sir!
**[06:16] ---**
Hmph! They'll find out
it's all a con soon enough.
**[06:20] ---**
Okay, don't push, don't push.
**[06:23] ---**
Only two per person.
**[06:25] ---**
Sarge!
**[06:25] ---**
Gero?
**[06:26] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[06:27] ---**
You've got so many people here!
**[06:29] ---**
Don't we?!
**[06:30] ---**
I think praying to a god is
a kind of self-suggestion,
**[06:34] ---**
so there might be times when believing
actually makes a wish come true.
**[06:38] ---**
Nothing less than what I expected
of you, Master Fuyuki.
**[06:40] ---**
You get it, unlike Lady Natsumi!
**[06:43] ---**
Gero?
**[06:46] ---**
Mash!
**[06:47] ---**
What's wrong, Sarge?
**[06:50] ---**
No-Nothing, sir!
**[06:52] ---**
Haven't I seen that thing...
**[06:54] ---**
It's really nothing, sir!
**[06:57] ---**
Come on, I'm conquering right now.
Don't bug me!
**[07:00] ---**
Huh?
**[07:02] ---**
Yahoo!
**[07:03] ---**
Woo! Profit!
**[07:05] ---**
Or, like, business booming?
**[07:07] ---**
With this money, we can
get right to implementing
**[07:11] ---**
the big invasion plan
Mr. Sergeant was talking about!
**[07:14] ---**
Big invasion plan? What?
**[07:19] ---**
Oh, the big invasion plan!
**[07:21] ---**
Yes...
***SIGN*** Hasn't really thought up a plan...
**[07:23] ---**
But maybe we don't have enough funds?
**[07:26] ---**
After all, it is a *big* invasion plan!
**[07:29] ---**
And so, let's continue building
our funds a little longer!
**[07:32] ---**
Which means... Click!
***SIGN*** Room of Horrors
**[07:34] ---**
Gyaaa! The slugs!
**[07:37] ---**
Orders from above. Can't question 'em.
**[07:40] ---**
**[07:42] ---**
I haven't said anything yet.
**[07:45] ---**
Please, no moooooore!
**[07:52] ---**
And the next day.
**[07:58] ---**
It really works! It's amazing!
**[07:59] ---**
I pray that I can become
lovey-dovey with Fuyuki-kun.
**[08:02] ---**
Thank you!
***SIGN*** Just Opened Today
Better Luck For Everything!
O-giro-sama
***SIGN*** Exit Entrance
**[08:06] ---**
I can't believe I'm relying on
something like this.
**[08:09] ---**
Seriously, how pathetic can you get?
**[08:12] ---**
The whole point is working hard
to make him pay attention to you!
**[08:16] ---**
But I don't know how to grasp
an opportunity like that...
**[08:20] ---**
Like I said, that's what
you gotta think about!
***SIGN*** Slip!
**[08:26] ---**
For some reason, there was a
steep downwards slope there!
**[08:35] ---**
Owww.
**[08:36] ---**
You jerk, watch where you're—
**[08:40] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun...
**[08:41] ---**
Ah! Nishizawa-san!
**[08:44] ---**
Are you okay? You're not hurt?
**[08:47] ---**
Is this lovey-dovey?
**[08:49] ---**
Give me all the Oil of
O-giro-sama you have here!
**[08:52] ---**
Gero?! A-All of it, ma'am?
**[08:55] ---**
Thanks to O-giro-sama,
my wish came true!
***SIGN*** Newly on Sale
O-giro-sama
**[08:58] ---**
If possible, I'd like to have it
grant many, many more!
**[09:02] ---**
Money is no object!
**[09:05] ---**
Geroblinding!
**[09:07] ---**
This is beyond even my expectations, sir!
**[09:09] ---**
I never thought O-giro-sama
would be so effective!
**[09:13] ---**
After that...
**[09:14] ---**
...rumors called forth rumors, and O-giro-sama's
popularity swelled in the blink of an eye.
***SIGN*** Out of Stock
***SIGN*** Exit
***SIGN*** Entrance
**[09:21] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[09:23] ---**
We've sold out of all our oil, goods,
and dumplings for today,
**[09:26] ---**
so we're closing up!
**[09:28] ---**
What a response!
**[09:30] ---**
O-giro-sama's effectiveness is now
**[09:32] ---**
beyond all doubt, sir!
**[09:35] ---**
What's up, Tamama?
***SIGN*** Grasp hold of good fortune
with O-giro-sama goods!
**[09:36] ---**
If it actually works,
**[09:38] ---**
why not have O-giro-sama
grant our wish, as well?
**[09:43] ---**
Ohh!
**[09:47] ---**
O-giro-sama.
**[09:48] ---**
I pray that I can get the latest
Gundam model before it's released.
**[09:52] ---**
You did not request about the invasion?!
**[09:57] ---**
It's been a while!
**[09:59] ---**
Oh, Gail-kun!
***SIGN*** Demonstration sales-type alien Gail
**[10:01] ---**
The demonstration sales-type alien Gail!
**[10:04] ---**
Do you have your eyes on
O-giro-sama, too?
**[10:06] ---**
No, no. It just so happens I got my hands on
something unusual in the course of my work.
**[10:10] ---**
It's a test product... a 1/12 Guntank!
**[10:15] ---**
I have no interest in it, so you can have it!
**[10:17] ---**
Oh, wow! For real?!
**[10:19] ---**
A test product... That means it
hasn't even been released yet!
**[10:24] ---**
It really... It really...
**[10:26] ---**
...came true, sir!
**[10:28] ---**
Thank you, O-giro-sama!
**[10:31] ---**
Not much time left until
the invasion deadline.
**[10:34] ---**
Will they really make it,
doing things like this?!
**[10:45] ---**
When people are put under extreme pressure...
**[10:47] ---**
...they tend to avert
their eyes from reality.
**[10:50] ---**
Will this really work?
**[10:52] ---**
Gero! The cockpit itself has gimmicks!
**[10:55] ---**
This really is crazy!
Crazy for real, crazy crazy crazy!
**[10:58] ---**
Crazy, crazy, crazy... Crazy annoying!
**[11:02] ---**
Why, Mash?! Can't a guy take a little break?!
**[11:08] ---**
Noooooooo!
**[11:12] ---**
N-No more...
**[11:14] ---**
Are you feeling all right?
**[11:17] ---**
Good work.
**[11:19] ---**
My specially-made nutritional supplement,
Space Coenzyme QRR (Kululu) 10!
***SIGN*** Space Coenzyme
QRR 10!
**[11:23] ---**
Works fantastic!
***SIGN*** Puncture ♥
**[11:26] ---**
Wh-What was I...
**[11:28] ---**
I'm glad you're back to normal.
**[11:32] ---**
There seems to be a lot of ruckus outside.
***SIGN*** Better Luck For Everything! O-giro-sama
***SIGN*** Exit Sold Out
**[11:40] ---**
They say the wishes actually come true,
so business is really booming.
**[11:44] ---**
The wishes... come true?
**[11:46] ---**
Correct.
**[11:47] ---**
Like getting hold of something they wanted,
or their love coming to fruition.
***SIGN*** Love ♥
**[11:50] ---**
L-Love...
***SIGN*** Love ♥
**[11:54] ---**
I...
**[11:55] ---**
I pray... that my relationship
with Natsumi...
**[11:58] ---**
You're praying to the god too, Giroro?
***SIGN*** Ba-dump ♥
**[12:05] ---**
N-Natsumi... Why are you here?
**[12:07] ---**
I may have lectured the stupid frog,
**[12:10] ---**
but I was thinking of trying it for myself.
**[12:13] ---**
Look! An O-giro-sama strap!
**[12:15] ---**
It's weird, but even this stuff looks pretty cute
if I think of it as a good-luck charm!
**[12:21] ---**
C-Cute...?
**[12:23] ---**
The O-giro-strap that
looks like me is cute?
**[12:26] ---**
So... I just have to rub his head, right?
**[12:35] ---**
I pray that my relationship with
Saburo-senpai goes further!
**[12:39] ---**
You're praying to the god too, Natsumi-chan?
***SIGN*** Ba-dump!!
**[12:41] ---**
Saburo-senpai!
Are you here for it, as well?
**[12:45] ---**
I don't really believe in
stuff like that, but...
**[12:48] ---**
...I just got a little curious.
**[12:50] ---**
Mois-chan gave me one as a friendly gift.
**[12:53] ---**
Ah, I got one, too!
**[12:55] ---**
Looks like we have a matching pair!
**[12:57] ---**
A matching pair! A matching pair!
**[13:00] ---**
Is this the effect of O-giro-sama?!
**[13:03] ---**
I was just getting somewhere with
Natsumi... Getting somewhere...
**[13:06] ---**
Well, if you're done,
want to go back together?
**[13:09] ---**
Huh? Ah, sure!
**[13:11] ---**
What did you pray for?
**[13:13] ---**
I couldn't tell you something like that!
**[13:13] ---**
There are good things and bad things.
**[13:15] ---**
Could this be a plus-minus zero thing?
**[13:20] ---**
Okay, see ya!
**[13:22] ---**
S-See you!
**[13:28] ---**
I'm so lucky today!
**[13:39] ---**
Wait... Today is...
**[13:40] ---**
...the day for the *623 Radio* special!
**[13:45] ---**
Yes, okay.
**[13:46] ---**
I'll tell her.
**[13:48] ---**
Ohhh, noooo!
**[13:50] ---**
Sis? Ah, wait a sec!
**[13:53] ---**
Natchi-san couldn't take our phone call,
**[13:56] ---**
but thank you for all the postcards!
**[13:58] ---**
My short poem segment,
after these announcements!
**[13:59] ---**
"Natchi-san"? No way!
**[14:01] ---**
Sis, you just got a sudden call
from 623-san.
**[14:06] ---**
Whaaat?! Nooo...
**[14:08] ---**
Things went so well with
Saburo-senpai, but now this...
**[14:11] ---**
I can't believe I missed out on
a sudden call from 623-san...
**[14:16] ---**
Plus-minus zero here, too.
**[14:19] ---**
Similarly, at the Nishizawa residence...
**[14:23] ---**
I-It stinks!
**[14:25] ---**
What is this?
**[14:27] ---**
O-Oh no...
**[14:29] ---**
Gyaaaa! All my precious
Fuyuki-kun goods smell weird!
**[14:34] ---**
I'll frickin' kill him!
**[14:36] ---**
Please calm yourself, Momoka-sama!
**[14:38] ---**
The Oil of O-giro-sama she bought in bulk
is emitting an outrageously foul odor!
***SIGN*** Stennnnnnnch
**[14:42] ---**
Actually, the use of hardly
any Oil of O-gero-sama,
**[14:45] ---**
and instead nearly 100% Giroro oil,
was determined to be the cause.
***SIGN*** Grosssss
**[14:50] ---**
Just like this, those who had
received the benefits of O-giro-sama
**[14:53] ---**
were also the victims of a corresponding
amount of misfortune.
**[14:59] ---**
All the effort spent building
it to completion...
**[15:01] ---**
The joy just made the shock
a hundred times greater.
**[15:04] ---**
If this was going to happen, I should
never have prayed to O-giro-sama...
**[15:08] ---**
Hey! What are you doing,
leaving the shop unmanned?!
**[15:11] ---**
My butt itches.
**[15:13] ---**
I can't summon any motivation today, sir.
**[15:16] ---**
Sarge... That's...
**[15:18] ---**
Gero?
**[15:22] ---**
Mash!
**[15:23] ---**
Haven't I suffered enough?!
**[15:27] ---**
I know!
**[15:29] ---**
Eight more days! I know!
**[15:30] ---**
Eight more days? Until what?
**[15:33] ---**
The invasion deadline that's
been imposed on us, sir!
**[15:36] ---**
If we don't uphold it,
we'll be withdrawn from Pekopon, sir!
**[15:39] ---**
Sarge... is that true?!
**[15:41] ---**
Ah... I said it...
**[15:43] ---**
O-Only eight more days?
**[15:46] ---**
Hmph! Because of your ridiculous plan,
**[15:49] ---**
we wasted more time than
we needed to yet again!
**[15:52] ---**
What in blazes are you going to do?!
**[15:53] ---**
Wait until you see this
before you call it a waste!
**[16:06] ---**
This is...
**[16:07] ---**
Yes, we used a lot of time,
**[16:08] ---**
but we have all this money to show for it!
**[16:13] ---**
With this, my army can
fight another 10 years.
**[16:16] ---**
You only have 8 more days.
**[16:19] ---**
Now! With these funds in hand,
**[16:21] ---**
we shall launch our big invasion plan!
**[16:23] ---**
Hold it right here, poyo!
**[16:24] ---**
Huh?! That voice!
**[16:30] ---**
Oof. Oof.
**[16:32] ---**
Poyoyoyoyo!
**[16:35] ---**
Enter space police officer Poyon-chan!
**[16:38] ---**
Wait a sec.
**[16:42] ---**
Assigned to the Andromeda Precinct,
**[16:44] ---**
I am space police officer Poyon, poyo!
**[16:50] ---**
I arrest you guys for violating
the "Space No Copycats Law," poyo!
**[16:55] ---**
The heck's that?
**[16:57] ---**
These are the victims, poyo!
**[17:04] ---**
Oh? The instant-dumpling-selling
girl from some time or other?
**[17:07] ---**
Gero?
**[17:16] ---**
Y-You're...
**[17:18] ---**
...a Geronian from the planet Geron,
neighbor to planet Keron!
**[17:22] ---**
Am I the only one who feels
like he's been super duped?
**[17:26] ---**
These are the people, yeeesss!
**[17:28] ---**
Because they carried away
our O-gero-sama,
**[17:30] ---**
and copied us by writing "O-giro-sama,"
our business is terrible now!
**[17:34] ---**
I don't remember carrying out
any O-gero-sama!
**[17:37] ---**
I only walked off with a rock
that looked kind of similar!
**[17:40] ---**
That's our spare O-gero-sama, yeeesss!
**[17:43] ---**
Wh-What?
**[17:44] ---**
I see.
**[17:46] ---**
That explains why it had such an effect.
**[17:49] ---**
Copycatting is normally
a serious crime, poyo!
**[17:51] ---**
But since you're from friendly
neighboring planets,
**[17:54] ---**
why don't we settle this
with compensation, poyo?
**[17:57] ---**
Hmmm... Weeeeell...
**[18:00] ---**
All right, yeesss. I'll settle for the money
you earned up until today, yeeesss.
**[18:04] ---**
And I will have back that statue.
**[18:07] ---**
N-N-Nooooo!
**[18:11] ---**
Sorry for intruding, poyo!
**[18:14] ---**
The O-giro-sama plan:
**[18:15] ---**
nothing but a waste of effort,
with results of plus-minus zero!
**[18:20] ---**
Uncle...
**[18:23] ---**
So we've finally exhausted our options...
**[18:26] ---**
Sarge...
**[18:36] ---**
If the invasion of Earth doesn't succeed,
Sarge and the others will...
**[18:40] ---**
I don't want Earth to be invaded,
**[18:42] ---**
but if nothing changes,
Sarge and the others will have to leave.
**[19:04] ---**
Sarge, I'm back!
**[19:06] ---**
I'll help you take it in!
**[19:10] ---**
Sarge?
**[19:12] ---**
This time, it may really be no good, sir...
**[19:17] ---**
What's wrong, Sarge?
**[19:18] ---**
This time...
**[19:21] ---**
This time...
**[19:25] ---**
...might be goodbye!
**[19:29] ---**
No...
**[19:34] ---**
No...
**[19:38] ---**
I don't want that!
**[19:54] ---**
Did it just...
**[19:55] ---**
...stop?
**[19:57] ---**
It appears so, sir.
**[19:59] ---**
Then... maybe you...
**[20:02] ---**
Yes!
**[20:05] ---**
I'm so glad!
**[20:06] ---**
That lightning seemed close.
**[20:08] ---**
Huh?
**[20:09] ---**
I'm so glad, Sarge!
**[20:10] ---**
It's all okay, sir!
**[20:11] ---**
What happened here?
**[20:12] ---**
It looks like the counter
got hit by lightning and stopped.
**[20:16] ---**
Really?!
**[20:18] ---**
Now you won't have to withdraw, right, Sarge?
**[20:21] ---**
Exactly, sir!
**[20:22] ---**
Isn't that great, Sarge?!
**[20:24] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[20:34] ---**
That thing's still operational.
**[20:46] ---**
I-Is that...
**[20:49] ---**
Stand clear, you two!
**[20:51] ---**
It is dangerous!
**[20:52] ---**
Something pretty nasty has popped out here.
**[20:56] ---**
Something nasty?
**[20:57] ---**
The most dire invasion weapon created
by the ancient Keronians.
**[21:01] ---**
Once it is set in motion,
it will not stop at invasion!
**[21:05] ---**
It will annihilate all
life forms on the planet!
**[21:07] ---**
A god of destruction, that has already
brought 138 planets to devastation:
**[21:14] ---**
Kiruru.
**[21:16] ---**
Gero...
**[21:17] ---**
Why is something like that...?
**[21:19] ---**
This is mean! Too mean!
**[21:20] ---**
Just when I thought the counter
had stopped and we'd been saved!
**[21:23] ---**
This cancels all that out!
**[21:25] ---**
Cancels out?
**[21:27] ---**
Plus-minus zero?
**[21:29] ---**
This might be... my fault...
**[21:31] ---**
What?
**[21:33] ---**
The truth is, yesterday evening,
**[21:35] ---**
I prayed to O-giro-sama that you
wouldn't have to leave Earth.
**[21:42] ---**
And... that's why the counter stopped, sir?
**[21:44] ---**
I didn't know what else to do.
**[21:48] ---**
All I could think of was
praying to the god.
**[21:50] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[21:52] ---**
And now this terrible thing has...
**[21:54] ---**
Don't let it trouble you.
**[21:56] ---**
It would have come out anyway,
when the time limit came.
**[21:59] ---**
Correct. It has merely been
hastened by seven days.
**[22:03] ---**
That said...
**[22:05] ---**
Gero...
**[22:06] ---**
The invasion counter has stopped,
**[22:08] ---**
but out of it came a horrifying
ancient weapon: Kiruru!
**[22:12] ---**
In the end, do they have no choice
but to fix things by themselves?!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:10] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:10] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:52] ---**
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[23:53] ---**
Well, I must say, even I was shocked
when Kiruru came out!
**[23:57] ---**
Do you think you could act serious?!
**[23:59] ---**
But I mean, it's Kiruru, you know? Kiruru.
**[24:01] ---**
Getting in a tizzy won't help anyone.
**[24:03] ---**
And I don't know what to do anymore!
**[24:06] ---**
He's lost it.
**[24:07] ---**
Never mind that. Guess I'll go
watch the Super Movie and prepare.
**[24:11] ---**
"Kiruru: The Messenger of Destruction, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
Yet another two-parter. How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!