E274 - Keroro Platoon: The Silent Keroro, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    Ice
[01:46] ---
    The height of summer!
[01:48] ---
    And this day was especially hot!
[01:50] ---
    What is with this heat?
[01:58] ---
    I... fi...nished... the
    regular... pa...trol...
[02:03] ---
    Invasion in this heat?
[02:05] ---
    Can't put up with that, sir.
[02:07] ---
    Mr. Corporal!
[02:09] ---
    Did you buy me the ice cream
     that I asked you for?
[02:12] ---
    G-Guys...
[02:14] ---
    I've been running around like
    my life depends on it out there,
[02:17] ---
    and you guys are doing... what exactly?
[02:20] ---
    Huh? You're outside, we're inside.
[02:23] ---
    Division of labor, isn't it, sir?
[02:26] ---
    This is too much bother.
[02:27] ---
    Maybe it'd be faster just
    to go buy some land, eh?
[02:30] ---
    Wait, a house in a quiet residential
    area is 80 million yen?!
[02:33] ---
    You must be out of your mind!
[02:35] ---
    Y-You're the one...
[02:37] ---
    "You're the one who's out of his mind."
[02:38] ---
    ...is what Corporal Giroro
    tried to yell at him, but...
[02:41] ---
    Y...
[02:42] ---
    Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y...
[02:47] ---
    He passed out from the sheer heat!
[02:49] ---
    Isn't there some cooler land anywhere, sir?
[02:52] ---
    And free.
[02:54] ---
    Sure is.
[02:56] ---
    Some good land...
[03:03] ---
    Keroro Platoon: The Silent Keroro, Sir!
[03:10] ---
    I'm home.
[03:13] ---
    Welcome back...
[03:15] ---
    What is this?
SIGN    A/C Automatic
[03:19] ---
    You've got to be kidding...
[03:20] ---
    But...
[03:21] ---
    Wasting energy will
[03:23] ---
    lead to an increase in CO2 emissions,
[03:25] ---
    and global warmi—
[03:27] ---
    I can't!!
[03:28] ---
    I'll dry up way before the Earth does!
[03:31] ---
    You mustn't, Sis!
SIGN    Cool...
[03:36] ---
    I feel alive again...
[03:39] ---
    So this is how the Earth continues
    on the path towards destruction.
[03:42] ---
    I'll put it back once I've cooled down.
[03:44] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[03:49] ---
    Wh-What is that mocking smile for?!
[03:52] ---
    Oh, no, no.
[03:53] ---
    It's nothing like that at all, ma'am.
[03:56] ---
    Just, it must be hard for you, ma'am!
[03:58] ---
    Living in such a backward civilization!
[04:00] ---
    Huh?
[04:01] ---
    You just cool and cool yourselves!
[04:03] ---
    And all the other heat, you push onto
    someone else in a vicious cycle!
[04:10] ---
    You scatter carbon dioxide
    all over your own mother planet.
[04:13] ---
    Dear me.
[04:15] ---
    How foolish you are, bringing
    about your own downfall, ma'am!
[04:18] ---
    What?
[04:20] ---
    Oh, how rude of me.
[04:22] ---
    Well, I think I will spend
    some delightful time
[04:23] ---
    building some Gundam models
    or something, ma'am.
[04:26] [SONG] ---
    An unthinkable morning is here,
[04:27] ---
    Hmmm... he makes a good point, I guess.
[04:30] [SONG] ---
    A morning of ambition.
[04:31] ---
    ...Something's not right.
[04:32] ---
    I mean, think about it!
[04:33] [SONG] ---
    With revenge in my heart...
[04:34] ---
    We should all be hot around here!
[04:36] ---
    Well, you're right, but...
[04:38] ---
    He must have some secret!
[04:40] ---
    Hold it right there, stupid frog!
[04:42] ---
    Sis?
SIGN    Meeting in Progress
    Let's all think about global warming
[04:51] ---
    What is this?
[04:52] ---
    Cold air is coming out
    of the refrigerator?
[04:55] ---
    That's pretty normal, in a way.
[04:58] ---
    I wonder if it's connected to somewhere else.
[05:01] ---
    I've got it!
[05:02] ---
    They must be using some space cheat
[05:04] ---
    so that they and they alone
    get to live in comfort!
[05:07] ---
    Space cheat? What kind of cheat is that?
[05:10] ---
    That must be why he looked
    so pleased with himself!
[05:13] ---
    Fuyuki, let's check it out!
[05:15] ---
    What?
[05:16] ---
    It might be a trap...
[05:17] ---
    Just come on.
[05:19] ---
    Wait! This is so sudden!
[05:26] ---
    Here we go!
[05:27] ---
    Wait, Sis!
[05:30] ---
    Attention, customers using
    the hyperspace gate.
[05:34] ---
    The gate destination setting
    is currently modified.
[05:38] ---
    Or, like, journey detour?
[05:46] ---
    Wh-Where are we?
[05:49] ---
    It's weirdly chilly in here.
[05:53] ---
    The ground is ice, Sis!
[05:55] ---
    You're right!
[05:56] ---
    Gero gerori.
[05:58] ---
    So you've come, ma'am!
[06:00] ---
    Sarge!
[06:01] ---
    Stupid frog!
[06:02] ---
    Well, never mind. What's out is out, sir!
[06:06] ---
    Welcome!
[06:07] ---
    To my personal summer resort!
[06:11] ---
    Is this...
[06:13] ---
    ...an iceberg?!
[06:14] ---
    Precisely!
[06:16] ---
    It's my land, and no one else's!
[06:18] ---
    It's supremely pleasant,
[06:20] ---
    and the ultimate summer getaway,
    utterly divorced from the heat!
[06:23] ---
    It uses no wasteful energy,
[06:25] ---
    so it is kind to Pekopon!
[06:27] ---
    And I have all the cold cola I want!
[06:30] ---
    Hello! Would you like some shaved ice?
[06:33] ---
    Strawberry, melon, milk...
[06:35] ---
    We have all kinds!
[06:37] ---
    Or, like, Uji kintoki?
[06:39] ---
    That sounds nice!
[06:40] ---
    Local produce!
[06:42] ---
    Eat as much as ya want.
[06:44] ---
    You don't have to... get it from there.
[06:47] ---
    What do you think, sir?
[06:48] ---
    There's absolutely no need
    for A/Cs that waste energy.
[06:51] ---
    Self-sufficient snacks!
[06:53] ---
    Kind to Pekopon and your wallet!
    An ecological summer escape!
[06:57] ---
    It's wonderful, Sarge!
[06:59] ---
    This solves the global warming problem, huh?
[07:01] ---
    I wouldn't mind trying to live here!
[07:03] ---
    All right!
[07:05] ---
    Then you two can hang around here
     as much as you like, sir!
[07:09] ---
    Really?!
[07:09] ---
    You're acting pretty generous!
[07:11] ---
    Well, there's no use hiding it
    now that it's been found, ma'am!
[07:15] ---
    Now that it's been found!
[07:18] ---
    Gero gerori.
[07:27] ---
    It has a great view, and the
    temperature is pleasant.
[07:29] ---
    This really is a nice place!
[07:31] ---
    This is all thanks to Sarge, huh?
[07:33] ---
    W-Well, yeah, I guess.
[07:35] ---
    I'm not too proud to praise him
     for this one thing.
[07:43] ---
    Look at the time!
[07:44] ---
    I have to start getting dinner ready.
[07:48] ---
    What's up, Fuyuki?
[07:50] ---
    Icebergs only poke about 10% of
    themselves above the sea, right?
[07:56] ---
    Fuyuki!
[07:57] ---
    What are you spacing out for?
[07:59] ---
    Let's go back.
[08:01] ---
    Sorry, Sis.
[08:02] ---
    I want to explore a little bit more
     before I go back.
[08:06] ---
    You do?
[08:08] ---
    Well, come back in time for dinner, okay?
[08:10] ---
    Yeah.
[08:16] ---
    This kind of bothers me.
[08:18] ---
    There's no way just a second home
    would be enough to satisfy Sarge.
[08:22] ---
    Uncle!
[08:25] ---
    It looks like Natsumi-san and Fuyuki-san
    have safely returned to the Hinata house.
[08:29] ---
    C-Cold...
[08:29] ---
    Then we'll return the hyperspace
    gate to normal, ma'am!
[08:33] ---
    Okay!
SIGN    NO ENTRY
SIGN    NO ENTRY
[08:45] ---
    A secret door!
[08:58] ---
    Cold!
[09:00] ---
    Th-This is...
[09:02] ---
    Looks like you've sniffed out
    our secret, Master Fuyuki.
[09:06] ---
    Sarge!
[09:07] ---
    What is this place?
[09:09] ---
    The idea was to deliberately show you
     a small corner of the iceberg,
[09:11] ---
    to divert your attention from
    the true plan, sir, but...
[09:15] ---
    The true plan?
[09:17] ---
    Out of respect for you and your rich curiosity,
     Master Fuyuki, I will show it to you!
[09:21] ---
    The true form of my personal summer resort!
[09:25] ---
    The peaceful appearance only extends
    to a small corner of this iceberg!
[09:28] ---
    The reality is...
[09:31] ---
    ...90,000 tons of underwater displacement!
[09:33] ---
    88 torpedo tubes!
[09:36] ---
    Maximum water depth, over 2000 m!
[09:39] ---
    Equipped with Beam Chaff,
    True's Hammer, and many, many more!
[09:42] ---
    I call it:
[09:44] ---
    The Underwater Mobile Keroro
    Platoon 2nd Secret Base:
SIGN    Mobile Fortress Keron
[09:47] ---
    Mobile Fortress Keron!
[09:53] ---
    Sarge...
[09:54] ---
    Isn't this... taking things
    a bit too seriously?
SIGN    Serious
[09:57] ---
    Darn right it's serious!
[09:58] ---
    That's "serious," pronounced "for real"!
SIGN    For real
[10:00] ---
    Well then, Master Fuyuki, just stay there
    for the time being and don't cause trouble, sir.
[10:05] ---
    Ah! Wait a—
SIGN    Please relax and make yourself comfortable.
[10:08] ---
    I thought you might get a little chilly,
[10:11] ---
    so I prepared a kotatsu for you.
[10:13] ---
    Or, like, lower warming?
[10:15] ---
    Thanks, Mois-chan!
[10:16] ---
    No, wait!
[10:18] ---
    Sarge! Sarge!
[10:20] ---
    That said, Keroro,
    what actually is your true plan?
[10:24] ---
    I also have not heard the
    details, Mr. Sergeant.
[10:28] ---
    I am not a sergeant.
[10:30] ---
    Call me your captain.
[10:32] ---
    Wh-What?!
[10:34] ---
    Listen up.
[10:35] ---
    This mobile fortress has its own territory,
    its own population (us), and...
[10:40] ---
    ...an invincible military might.
[10:42] ---
    So what?!
[10:44] ---
    In other words,
[10:46] ---
    we satisfy the conditions
    to have our own country!
[10:51] ---
    Our ship will now head for Japan,
[10:54] ---
    and surface at Tokyo Bay.
[10:55] ---
    And after that...
[10:57] ---
    ...we will declare ourselves as the
    sovereign invading nation "Keron"!
[11:01] ---
    What?
[11:01] ---
    Huh?!
[11:02] ---
    Sovereign invading nation "Keron"?!
SIGN    Sovereign Nation Keron
[11:07] ---
    Indeed!
[11:10] ---
    I always believed you would
    do it for me one day!
[11:13] ---
    You are amazing, Mr. Sergeantain!
[11:15] ---
    Like I said... it's "Captain"...
[11:17] ---
    That said, my honorable leader...
[11:19] ---
    ...I mean... my honorable captain...
[11:21] ---
    ...is this not exceeding our—
SIGN    Not the time!
[11:24] ---
    Wh-What?
[11:26] ---
    Set 'er course sou'-sou'-west!
[11:28] ---
    Destination, Tokyo Bay, sir!
[11:30] ---
    Ballast tank filling!
[11:32] ---
    Route is clear!
[11:33] ---
    Full down trim!
[11:36] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I do?!
[11:38] ---
    I have to let Sis know!
[11:40] ---
    Ummm-um-um-um...
[11:42] ---
    Ah...
[11:47] ---
    Uhhh...
[11:50] ---
    I hope it goes through...
[12:00] ---
    He's pretty serious this time
    around, Sergeant Keroro!
[12:03] ---
    I mean, Captain Keroro!
[12:05] ---
    What will become of his ambitions
    for a sovereign invading nation?!
[12:09] ---
    Continued after the commercials!
[12:18] ---
    It's funny, even he does
    nice things from time to time!
[12:24] ---
    Hello?
[12:25] ---
    Oh, Fuyuki? What?
[12:27] ---
    Where are you?
[12:28] ---
    I can barely hear you...
[12:33] ---
    That stupid frog!
[12:35] ---
    So you were planning to trick me!
[12:38] ---
    You just wait, stupid frog!
[12:45] ---
    This...
[12:46] ---
    ...isn't the iceberg.
[12:47] ---
    It's the normal secret base?
[12:50] ---
    What's all this? Quiet down, would you?
[12:55] ---
    Hey, Kululu!
[12:56] ---
    What do I have to do to get to that iceberg?
[12:59] ---
    Huh, you found out about it already?
[13:02] ---
    Unfortunately, the hyperspace gate
    leading there has been sealed.
[13:06] ---
    What?!
[13:09] ---
    Just give up.
[13:10] ---
    God, that's good! Cold curry, so good!
[13:12] ---
    B-But why are you the only one back here?
[13:16] ---
    Don't like cold places.
[13:18] ---
    I'm cool enough as it is.
[13:20] ---
    Just hurry up and stop the stupid frogs!
[13:23] ---
    You can at least get ahold of them, right?
[13:26] ---
    Look, think about what you're asking.
[13:27] ---
    I'm an invader, too, you know. I really am.
[13:31] ---
    I guess you are...
[13:33] ---
    However...
[13:35] ---
    ...if we could talk business...
[13:36] ---
    ...things might be different...
[13:39] ---
    F-Fine.
[13:41] ---
    Here.
[13:42] ---
    What am I, a kid?
[13:44] ---
    Okay, I'm really stretching here!
[13:46] ---
    Like I said, you think I'm a kid?!
[13:48] ---
    I can't give any more!
[13:50] ---
    See, it's not always about the money...
[13:54] ---
    How about you let me take a pic or two?
[14:00] ---
    Your pics sell for a lot
    among space enthusiasts...
SIGN    Undefinable something
    precious for a girl
SIGN    Earth
[14:10] ---
    Welllll...?
SIGN    Earth
[14:14] ---
    A-All right... Fine.
SIGN    Business
[14:18] ---
    We have a deal.
SIGN    Now Filming
[14:21] ---
    What?! I have to do something
    that embarrassing?!
[14:24] ---
    Don't you want to save Pekopon?
[14:27] ---
    F-Fine...
[14:29] ---
    Oooohohoo! Well then, let's get right to it!
[14:32] ---
    L-Like this?
[14:33] ---
    Good, good!
[14:34] ---
    O-Or this, maybe?
[14:35] ---
    Yes, yes, nice, nice!
[14:37] ---
    And something like this?
[14:38] ---
    Okay, okay!
SIGN    One hour later...
SIGN    Now Filming
[14:43] ---
    Good work.
[14:44] ---
    Here. What you asked for.
[14:48] ---
    Geez!
[14:49] ---
    He even drew on my face!
[14:51] ---
    I am so embarrassed!
[14:53] ---
    That stupid frog...
[14:54] ---
    I'll get him for making me do all this.
[14:58] ---
    He's not getting away with this!
[15:02] ---
    Meanwhile, in the Pacific Ocean,
    Captain Keroro and the others...
[15:08] ---
    Men!
[15:09] ---
    We will be making ingress
    into Tokyo Bay momentarily.
[15:12] ---
    We've finally arrived!
[15:14] ---
    Commander-dono...
[15:15] ---
    I mean... Captain-dono...
[15:17] ---
    Are you sure that this plan is not
    taking things somewhat far?
[15:21] ---
    Captain-dono?
[15:23] ---
    A sovereign nation.
[15:25] ---
    My own country.
SIGN    Gunpla Bill
[15:27] ---
    In that country, I will enact
    Gundam models into law!
[15:30] ---
    All citizens will have to make at least one
    Gundam model a day or face punishment, sir!
[15:35] ---
    The workplaces will be pleasantly
    cool and surrounded with ice,
[15:38] ---
    and we will leisurely indulge
    in Gundam model making!
[15:39] ---
    This will truly be the ideal Gunpla nation!
[15:42] ---
    This is truly an impregnable moving
    fortress of overwhelming firepower.
[15:47] ---
    There exists no military on Pekopon that
    could stand against this silent fortress.
[15:52] ---
    This is truly the ideal military nation!
[15:56] ---
    Freshly-chilled cola,
    cold sherbet, and shaved ice!
[15:59] ---
    All the chilled snacks I want every day!
[16:02] ---
    This is truly the ideal snack nation!
[16:06] ---
    U-Um...
[16:07] ---
    E-Every... everyone...?!
[16:09] ---
    Okay!
[16:10] ---
    Invading nation Keron... surface, sir!
[16:19] ---
    Finally, the time is upon us, sir!
[16:22] ---
    The time to declare our invading
    nation status loud and clear!
[16:28] ---
    Uncle!
[16:29] ---
    Something is approaching from overhead!
[16:31] ---
    Probably just some country's
    airplane, right, ma'am?
[16:34] ---
    W-Well, but,
[16:35] ---
    the target is approaching
    at triple normal speed!
[16:37] ---
    Triple?!
[16:38] ---
    D-Don't tell me...
[16:41] ---
    You'd better believe it!
SIGN    WARNING
[16:44] ---
    The approaching object is Natsumi-san
    in a new model of powered suit!
[16:48] ---
    I'll show you hell hath no fury
    like a maiden shamed!
[16:53] ---
    Natsumi-san has launched micro-missiles!
[16:56] ---
    Or, like, heated body?
[16:58] ---
    What do we do, Keroro?
[16:59] ---
    Wait, Mr. Corporal!
[17:01] ---
    In times like this, you just have to
    look at the sweat on the captain's face
[17:04] ---
    and you can tell whether
    or not it is a real crisis!
[17:06] ---
    I see!
[17:07] ---
    It's true that it took a lot to make
    the famous captains of the past sweat!
[17:15] ---
    He is not sweating a bead!
[17:16] ---
    Looks like it's okay to place
    our trust in him this time!
[17:26] ---
    It's not working?
[17:27] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[17:29] ---
    A mere ten or hundred missiles
[17:32] ---
    isn't going to do a thing to
    this thick ice armor, sir!
[17:35] ---
    Wow!
[17:37] ---
    Thick ice can even be used
    for spaceships, you see, sir!
[17:40] ---
    I see!
[17:42] ---
    So it's like natural armor!
[17:44] ---
    Long live ecology!
[17:46] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero.
[17:49] ---
    Wh-What should I...
[17:53] ---
    You were good today.
[17:56] ---
    I'll throw in a special bonus this time.
[17:58] ---
    I'll add on an ultimate weapon for you.
[18:02] ---
    Oh, right!
[18:18] ---
    That's...!
[18:19] ---
    ...the ultra-miniature climate weapon Kululu
    was in the middle of developing?
SIGN    "I plan to get a Nobel prize for this someday" Cannon (Earth Environment Exploitation Cannon)
SIGN    "I plan to get a Nobel prize for this someday" Cannon (Earth Environment Exploitation Cannon)
[18:25] ---
    The "I plan to get a Nobel prize
    for this someday" Cannon?!
[18:29] ---
    I got this power in exchange for
    something irreplaceable for a maiden!
[18:33] ---
    You guys and your good-for-nothing
    invading nation...
[18:36] ---
    ...can go eat you-know-what!!
[18:37] ---
    Gathering atmospheric CO2.
[18:39] ---
    Greenhouse effect max.
[18:41] ---
    Firing preparations okay.
[18:44] ---
    Goooooo!!
[18:50] ---
    What's going on?!
[18:57] ---
    This...
[18:58] ---
    Are you planning to use the intense heat
    of the locally-created greenhouse effect
[19:02] ---
    to melt this iceberg?!
[19:04] ---
    Thank you very much for the
    easy-to-understand explanation!
[19:07] ---
    The heat produced by
     the greenhouse effect
[19:09] ---
    is causing Uncle's nation to
    evaporate at a tremendous rate!
[19:13] ---
    Or, like, country's collapse?
[19:15] ---
    O-Oh, right!
[19:16] ---
    If we look at Mr. Captain's face...
[19:18] ---
    That's right!
[19:19] ---
    Depending on whether or not he is sweating,
[19:21] ---
    we can tell if it's a true crisis!
[19:27] ---
    It's a crisis!!
[19:31] ---
    What happened?
[19:37] ---
    Fuyuki!
[19:38] ---
    Sis!
[19:47] ---
    You are so mean!
[19:57] ---
    Gero!
[20:03] ---
    That stupid frog!
    All the trouble he causes me!
[20:06] ---
    Sis, what did you do?
[20:09] ---
    I dunno exactly...
[20:11] ---
    Something about the greenhouse effect.
[20:13] ---
    That huge iceberg...
[20:16] ---
    ...melted in a second...
[20:18] ---
    The greenhouse effect is scary.
[20:28] ---
    And so the sergeant's terrifying
    sovereign nation plan
[20:32] ---
    sank to the bottom of Tokyo Bay.
[20:38] ---
    The following day was just as hot
    as the one before it!
[20:42] ---
    Welcome back...
[20:43] ---
    This again?
SIGN    A/C Automatic
SIGN    A/C Automatic
SIGN    Off
[20:55] ---
    Sis?
[20:56] ---
    Let's bear it for just a little.
[20:58] ---
    Why don't we make some shaved ice?
[21:02] ---
    Yeah!
[21:05] ---
    Don't tremble so much, Uncle...
[21:08] ---
    We'll apologize to Natsumi-san together.
[21:11] ---
    I... I'm not trembling.
[21:14] ---
    My butt is just cold.
[21:16] ---
    I am so hungry...
[21:18] ---
    We have shaved ice.
[21:20] ---
    No syrup, though.
[21:22] ---
    Um...
[21:23] ---
    You know, I...
[21:24] ---
    I'm going to make a country
    somewhere with no Lady Natsumi.
[21:29] ---
    Their journey in search
    of their dream country...
[21:32] ---
    ...looks like it still has a way to go.
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm okay.
    My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu Daijoubu
    Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Major win, major win.
    Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
    no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    And then, I know I shouldn't
    ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    ...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    This can't be a coincidence,
    not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon de pon!
SIGN    Humid Stuffy
[23:07] ---
    I'm Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
    We don't see pro wrestling
    on TV at all anymore,
[23:12] ---
    but golf is still on all the time.
    That doesn't make sense to me.
[23:15] ---
    Does that mean it gets more
    viewers than wrestling?
SIGN    Explosion
SIGN    Bonk Bonk
[23:18] ---
    Ah... is it a sponsorship issue?
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
    Don't forget your gloves!
SIGN    Viper A
[23:24] ---
    "Keroro: Keron-Style Golf, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: Run, Keroro, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!