# E274 - Keroro Platoon: The Silent Keroro, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKN57/keroro-platoon-the-silent-keroro-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
***SIGN*** Ice
**[01:46] ---**
The height of summer!
**[01:48] ---**
And this day was especially hot!
**[01:50] ---**
What is with this heat?
**[01:58] ---**
I... fi...nished... the
regular... pa...trol...
**[02:03] ---**
Invasion in this heat?
**[02:05] ---**
Can't put up with that, sir.
**[02:07] ---**
Mr. Corporal!
**[02:09] ---**
Did you buy me the ice cream
that I asked you for?
**[02:12] ---**
G-Guys...
**[02:14] ---**
I've been running around like
my life depends on it out there,
**[02:17] ---**
and you guys are doing... what exactly?
**[02:20] ---**
Huh? You're outside, we're inside.
**[02:23] ---**
Division of labor, isn't it, sir?
**[02:26] ---**
This is too much bother.
**[02:27] ---**
Maybe it'd be faster just
to go buy some land, eh?
**[02:30] ---**
Wait, a house in a quiet residential
area is 80 million yen?!
**[02:33] ---**
You must be out of your mind!
**[02:35] ---**
Y-You're the one...
**[02:37] ---**
"You're the one who's out of his mind."
**[02:38] ---**
...is what Corporal Giroro
tried to yell at him, but...
**[02:41] ---**
Y...
**[02:42] ---**
Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y...
**[02:47] ---**
He passed out from the sheer heat!
**[02:49] ---**
Isn't there some cooler land anywhere, sir?
**[02:52] ---**
And free.
**[02:54] ---**
Sure is.
**[02:56] ---**
Some *good* land...
**[03:03] ---**
Keroro Platoon: The Silent Keroro, Sir!
**[03:10] ---**
I'm home.
**[03:13] ---**
Welcome back...
**[03:15] ---**
What is this?
***SIGN*** A/C Automatic
**[03:19] ---**
You've got to be kidding...
**[03:20] ---**
But...
**[03:21] ---**
Wasting energy will
**[03:23] ---**
lead to an increase in CO2 emissions,
**[03:25] ---**
and global warmi—
**[03:27] ---**
I can't!!
**[03:28] ---**
I'll dry up way before the Earth does!
**[03:31] ---**
You mustn't, Sis!
***SIGN*** Cool...
**[03:36] ---**
I feel alive again...
**[03:39] ---**
So this is how the Earth continues
on the path towards destruction.
**[03:42] ---**
I'll put it back once I've cooled down.
**[03:44] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[03:49] ---**
Wh-What is that mocking smile for?!
**[03:52] ---**
Oh, no, no.
**[03:53] ---**
It's nothing like that at all, ma'am.
**[03:56] ---**
Just, it must be hard for you, ma'am!
**[03:58] ---**
Living in such a backward civilization!
**[04:00] ---**
Huh?
**[04:01] ---**
You just cool and cool yourselves!
**[04:03] ---**
And all the other heat, you push onto
someone else in a vicious cycle!
**[04:10] ---**
You scatter carbon dioxide
all over your own mother planet.
**[04:13] ---**
Dear me.
**[04:15] ---**
How foolish you are, bringing
about your own downfall, ma'am!
**[04:18] ---**
What?
**[04:20] ---**
Oh, how rude of me.
**[04:22] ---**
Well, I think I will spend
some delightful time
**[04:23] ---**
building some Gundam models
or something, ma'am.
**[04:26] [SONG] ---**
An unthinkable morning is here,
**[04:27] ---**
Hmmm... he makes a good point, I guess.
**[04:30] [SONG] ---**
A morning of ambition.
**[04:31] ---**
...Something's not right.
**[04:32] ---**
I mean, think about it!
**[04:33] [SONG] ---**
With revenge in my heart...
**[04:34] ---**
We should *all* be hot around here!
**[04:36] ---**
Well, you're right, but...
**[04:38] ---**
He must have some secret!
**[04:40] ---**
Hold it right there, stupid frog!
**[04:42] ---**
Sis?
***SIGN*** Meeting in Progress
Let's all think about global warming
**[04:51] ---**
What is this?
**[04:52] ---**
Cold air is coming out
of the refrigerator?
**[04:55] ---**
That's pretty normal, in a way.
**[04:58] ---**
I wonder if it's connected to somewhere else.
**[05:01] ---**
I've got it!
**[05:02] ---**
They must be using some space cheat
**[05:04] ---**
so that they and they alone
get to live in comfort!
**[05:07] ---**
Space cheat? What kind of cheat is that?
**[05:10] ---**
That must be why he looked
so pleased with himself!
**[05:13] ---**
Fuyuki, let's check it out!
**[05:15] ---**
What?
**[05:16] ---**
It might be a trap...
**[05:17] ---**
Just come on.
**[05:19] ---**
Wait! This is so sudden!
**[05:26] ---**
Here we go!
**[05:27] ---**
Wait, Sis!
**[05:30] ---**
Attention, customers using
the hyperspace gate.
**[05:34] ---**
The gate destination setting
is currently modified.
**[05:38] ---**
Or, like, journey detour?
**[05:46] ---**
Wh-Where are we?
**[05:49] ---**
It's weirdly chilly in here.
**[05:53] ---**
The ground is ice, Sis!
**[05:55] ---**
You're right!
**[05:56] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[05:58] ---**
So you've come, ma'am!
**[06:00] ---**
Sarge!
**[06:01] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[06:02] ---**
Well, never mind. What's out is out, sir!
**[06:06] ---**
Welcome!
**[06:07] ---**
To my personal summer resort!
**[06:11] ---**
Is this...
**[06:13] ---**
...an iceberg?!
**[06:14] ---**
Precisely!
**[06:16] ---**
It's my land, and no one else's!
**[06:18] ---**
It's supremely pleasant,
**[06:20] ---**
and the ultimate summer getaway,
utterly divorced from the heat!
**[06:23] ---**
It uses no wasteful energy,
**[06:25] ---**
so it is kind to Pekopon!
**[06:27] ---**
And I have all the cold cola I want!
**[06:30] ---**
Hello! Would you like some shaved ice?
**[06:33] ---**
Strawberry, melon, milk...
**[06:35] ---**
We have all kinds!
**[06:37] ---**
Or, like, Uji kintoki?
**[06:39] ---**
That sounds nice!
**[06:40] ---**
Local produce!
**[06:42] ---**
Eat as much as ya want.
**[06:44] ---**
You don't have to... get it from there.
**[06:47] ---**
What do you think, sir?
**[06:48] ---**
There's absolutely no need
for A/Cs that waste energy.
**[06:51] ---**
Self-sufficient snacks!
**[06:53] ---**
Kind to Pekopon and your wallet!
An ecological summer escape!
**[06:57] ---**
It's wonderful, Sarge!
**[06:59] ---**
This solves the global warming problem, huh?
**[07:01] ---**
I wouldn't mind trying to live here!
**[07:03] ---**
All right!
**[07:05] ---**
Then you two can hang around here
as much as you like, sir!
**[07:09] ---**
Really?!
**[07:09] ---**
You're acting pretty generous!
**[07:11] ---**
Well, there's no use hiding it
now that it's been found, ma'am!
**[07:15] ---**
Now that it's been found!
**[07:18] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[07:27] ---**
It has a great view, and the
temperature is pleasant.
**[07:29] ---**
This really is a nice place!
**[07:31] ---**
This is all thanks to Sarge, huh?
**[07:33] ---**
W-Well, yeah, I guess.
**[07:35] ---**
I'm not too proud to praise him
for this one thing.
**[07:43] ---**
Look at the time!
**[07:44] ---**
I have to start getting dinner ready.
**[07:48] ---**
What's up, Fuyuki?
**[07:50] ---**
Icebergs only poke about 10% of
themselves above the sea, right?
**[07:56] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[07:57] ---**
What are you spacing out for?
**[07:59] ---**
Let's go back.
**[08:01] ---**
Sorry, Sis.
**[08:02] ---**
I want to explore a little bit more
before I go back.
**[08:06] ---**
You do?
**[08:08] ---**
Well, come back in time for dinner, okay?
**[08:10] ---**
Yeah.
**[08:16] ---**
This kind of bothers me.
**[08:18] ---**
There's no way just a second home
would be enough to satisfy Sarge.
**[08:22] ---**
Uncle!
**[08:25] ---**
It looks like Natsumi-san and Fuyuki-san
have safely returned to the Hinata house.
**[08:29] ---**
C-Cold...
**[08:29] ---**
Then we'll return the hyperspace
gate to normal, ma'am!
**[08:33] ---**
Okay!
***SIGN*** NO ENTRY
***SIGN*** NO ENTRY
**[08:45] ---**
A secret door!
**[08:58] ---**
Cold!
**[09:00] ---**
Th-This is...
**[09:02] ---**
Looks like you've sniffed out
our secret, Master Fuyuki.
**[09:06] ---**
Sarge!
**[09:07] ---**
What is this place?
**[09:09] ---**
The idea was to deliberately show you
a small corner of the iceberg,
**[09:11] ---**
to divert your attention from
the true plan, sir, but...
**[09:15] ---**
The true plan?
**[09:17] ---**
Out of respect for you and your rich curiosity,
Master Fuyuki, I will show it to you!
**[09:21] ---**
The true form of my personal summer resort!
**[09:25] ---**
The peaceful appearance only extends
to a small corner of this iceberg!
**[09:28] ---**
The reality is...
**[09:31] ---**
...90,000 tons of underwater displacement!
**[09:33] ---**
88 torpedo tubes!
**[09:36] ---**
Maximum water depth, over 2000 m!
**[09:39] ---**
Equipped with Beam Chaff,
True's Hammer, and many, many more!
**[09:42] ---**
I call it:
**[09:44] ---**
The Underwater Mobile Keroro
Platoon 2nd Secret Base:
***SIGN*** Mobile Fortress Keron
**[09:47] ---**
Mobile Fortress Keron!
**[09:53] ---**
Sarge...
**[09:54] ---**
Isn't this... taking things
a bit too seriously?
***SIGN*** Serious
**[09:57] ---**
Darn right it's serious!
**[09:58] ---**
That's "serious," pronounced "for real"!
***SIGN*** For real
**[10:00] ---**
Well then, Master Fuyuki, just stay there
for the time being and don't cause trouble, sir.
**[10:05] ---**
Ah! Wait a—
***SIGN*** Please relax and make yourself comfortable.
**[10:08] ---**
I thought you might get a little chilly,
**[10:11] ---**
so I prepared a kotatsu for you.
**[10:13] ---**
Or, like, lower warming?
**[10:15] ---**
Thanks, Mois-chan!
**[10:16] ---**
No, wait!
**[10:18] ---**
Sarge! Sarge!
**[10:20] ---**
That said, Keroro,
what actually is your true plan?
**[10:24] ---**
I also have not heard the
details, Mr. Sergeant.
**[10:28] ---**
I am not a sergeant.
**[10:30] ---**
Call me your *captain.*
**[10:32] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[10:34] ---**
Listen up.
**[10:35] ---**
This mobile fortress has its own territory,
its own population (us), and...
**[10:40] ---**
...an invincible military might.
**[10:42] ---**
So what?!
**[10:44] ---**
In other words,
**[10:46] ---**
we satisfy the conditions
to have our own *country*!
**[10:51] ---**
Our ship will now head for Japan,
**[10:54] ---**
and surface at Tokyo Bay.
**[10:55] ---**
And after that...
**[10:57] ---**
...we will declare ourselves as the
sovereign invading nation "Keron"!
**[11:01] ---**
What?
**[11:01] ---**
Huh?!
**[11:02] ---**
Sovereign invading nation "Keron"?!
***SIGN*** Sovereign Nation Keron
**[11:07] ---**
Indeed!
**[11:10] ---**
I always believed you would
do it for me one day!
**[11:13] ---**
You are amazing, Mr. Sergeantain!
**[11:15] ---**
Like I said... it's "Captain"...
**[11:17] ---**
That said, my honorable leader...
**[11:19] ---**
...I mean... my honorable captain...
**[11:21] ---**
...is this not exceeding our—
***SIGN*** Not the time!
**[11:24] ---**
Wh-What?
**[11:26] ---**
Set 'er course sou'-sou'-west!
**[11:28] ---**
Destination, Tokyo Bay, sir!
**[11:30] ---**
Ballast tank filling!
**[11:32] ---**
Route is clear!
**[11:33] ---**
Full down trim!
**[11:36] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I do?!
**[11:38] ---**
I have to let Sis know!
**[11:40] ---**
Ummm-um-um-um...
**[11:42] ---**
Ah...
**[11:47] ---**
Uhhh...
**[11:50] ---**
I hope it goes through...
**[12:00] ---**
He's pretty serious this time
around, Sergeant Keroro!
**[12:03] ---**
I mean, Captain Keroro!
**[12:05] ---**
What will become of his ambitions
for a sovereign invading nation?!
**[12:09] ---**
Continued after the commercials!
**[12:18] ---**
It's funny, even he does
nice things from time to time!
**[12:24] ---**
Hello?
**[12:25] ---**
Oh, Fuyuki? What?
**[12:27] ---**
Where are you?
**[12:28] ---**
I can barely hear you...
**[12:33] ---**
That stupid frog!
**[12:35] ---**
So you were planning to trick me!
**[12:38] ---**
You just wait, stupid frog!
**[12:45] ---**
This...
**[12:46] ---**
...isn't the iceberg.
**[12:47] ---**
It's the normal secret base?
**[12:50] ---**
What's all this? Quiet down, would you?
**[12:55] ---**
Hey, Kululu!
**[12:56] ---**
What do I have to do to get to that iceberg?
**[12:59] ---**
Huh, you found out about it already?
**[13:02] ---**
Unfortunately, the hyperspace gate
leading there has been sealed.
**[13:06] ---**
What?!
**[13:09] ---**
Just give up.
**[13:10] ---**
God, that's good! Cold curry, so good!
**[13:12] ---**
B-But why are you the only one back here?
**[13:16] ---**
Don't like cold places.
**[13:18] ---**
I'm cool enough as it is.
**[13:20] ---**
Just hurry up and stop the stupid frogs!
**[13:23] ---**
You can at least get ahold of them, right?
**[13:26] ---**
Look, think about what you're asking.
**[13:27] ---**
I'm an invader, too, you know. I really am.
**[13:31] ---**
I guess you are...
**[13:33] ---**
However...
**[13:35] ---**
...if we could talk *business*...
**[13:36] ---**
...things might be different...
**[13:39] ---**
F-Fine.
**[13:41] ---**
Here.
**[13:42] ---**
What am I, a kid?
**[13:44] ---**
Okay, I'm really stretching here!
**[13:46] ---**
Like I said, you think I'm a kid?!
**[13:48] ---**
I can't give any more!
**[13:50] ---**
See, it's not always about the money...
**[13:54] ---**
How about you let me take a pic or two?
**[14:00] ---**
Your pics sell for a *lot*
among space enthusiasts...
***SIGN*** Undefinable something
precious for a girl
***SIGN*** Earth
**[14:10] ---**
Welllll...?
***SIGN*** Earth
**[14:14] ---**
A-All right... Fine.
***SIGN*** Business
**[14:18] ---**
We have a deal.
***SIGN*** Now Filming
**[14:21] ---**
What?! I have to do something
that embarrassing?!
**[14:24] ---**
Don't you want to save Pekopon?
**[14:27] ---**
F-Fine...
**[14:29] ---**
Oooohohoo! Well then, let's get right to it!
**[14:32] ---**
L-Like this?
**[14:33] ---**
Good, good!
**[14:34] ---**
O-Or this, maybe?
**[14:35] ---**
Yes, yes, nice, nice!
**[14:37] ---**
And something like this?
**[14:38] ---**
Okay, okay!
***SIGN*** One hour later...
***SIGN*** Now Filming
**[14:43] ---**
Good work.
**[14:44] ---**
Here. What you asked for.
**[14:48] ---**
Geez!
**[14:49] ---**
He even drew on my face!
**[14:51] ---**
I am so embarrassed!
**[14:53] ---**
That stupid frog...
**[14:54] ---**
I'll get him for making me do all this.
**[14:58] ---**
He's not getting away with this!
**[15:02] ---**
Meanwhile, in the Pacific Ocean,
Captain Keroro and the others...
**[15:08] ---**
Men!
**[15:09] ---**
We will be making ingress
into Tokyo Bay momentarily.
**[15:12] ---**
We've finally arrived!
**[15:14] ---**
Commander-dono...
**[15:15] ---**
I mean... Captain-dono...
**[15:17] ---**
Are you sure that this plan is not
taking things somewhat far?
**[15:21] ---**
Captain-dono?
**[15:23] ---**
A sovereign nation.
**[15:25] ---**
My own country.
***SIGN*** Gunpla Bill
**[15:27] ---**
In that country, I will enact
Gundam models into law!
**[15:30] ---**
All citizens will have to make at least one
Gundam model a day or face punishment, sir!
**[15:35] ---**
The workplaces will be pleasantly
cool and surrounded with ice,
**[15:38] ---**
and we will leisurely indulge
in Gundam model making!
**[15:39] ---**
This will truly be the ideal Gunpla nation!
**[15:42] ---**
This is truly an impregnable moving
fortress of overwhelming firepower.
**[15:47] ---**
There exists no military on Pekopon that
could stand against this silent fortress.
**[15:52] ---**
This is truly the ideal military nation!
**[15:56] ---**
Freshly-chilled cola,
cold sherbet, and shaved ice!
**[15:59] ---**
All the chilled snacks I want every day!
**[16:02] ---**
This is truly the ideal snack nation!
**[16:06] ---**
U-Um...
**[16:07] ---**
E-Every... everyone...?!
**[16:09] ---**
Okay!
**[16:10] ---**
Invading nation Keron... surface, sir!
**[16:19] ---**
Finally, the time is upon us, sir!
**[16:22] ---**
The time to declare our invading
nation status loud and clear!
**[16:28] ---**
Uncle!
**[16:29] ---**
Something is approaching from overhead!
**[16:31] ---**
Probably just some country's
airplane, right, ma'am?
**[16:34] ---**
W-Well, but,
**[16:35] ---**
the target is approaching
at triple normal speed!
**[16:37] ---**
Triple?!
**[16:38] ---**
D-Don't tell me...
**[16:41] ---**
You'd better believe it!
***SIGN*** WARNING
**[16:44] ---**
The approaching object is Natsumi-san
in a new model of powered suit!
**[16:48] ---**
I'll show you hell hath no fury
like a maiden shamed!
**[16:53] ---**
Natsumi-san has launched micro-missiles!
**[16:56] ---**
Or, like, heated body?
**[16:58] ---**
What do we do, Keroro?
**[16:59] ---**
Wait, Mr. Corporal!
**[17:01] ---**
In times like this, you just have to
look at the sweat on the captain's face
**[17:04] ---**
and you can tell whether
or not it is a real crisis!
**[17:06] ---**
I see!
**[17:07] ---**
It's true that it took a lot to make
the famous captains of the past sweat!
**[17:15] ---**
He is not sweating a bead!
**[17:16] ---**
Looks like it's okay to place
our trust in him this time!
**[17:26] ---**
It's not working?
**[17:27] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[17:29] ---**
A mere ten or hundred missiles
**[17:32] ---**
isn't going to do a thing to
this thick ice armor, sir!
**[17:35] ---**
Wow!
**[17:37] ---**
Thick ice can even be used
for spaceships, you see, sir!
**[17:40] ---**
I see!
**[17:42] ---**
So it's like natural armor!
**[17:44] ---**
Long live ecology!
**[17:46] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero.
**[17:49] ---**
Wh-What should I...
**[17:53] ---**
You were good today.
**[17:56] ---**
I'll throw in a special bonus this time.
**[17:58] ---**
I'll add on an ultimate weapon for you.
**[18:02] ---**
Oh, right!
**[18:18] ---**
That's...!
**[18:19] ---**
...the ultra-miniature climate weapon Kululu
was in the middle of developing?
***SIGN*** "I plan to get a Nobel prize for this someday" Cannon (Earth Environment Exploitation Cannon)
***SIGN*** "I plan to get a Nobel prize for this someday" Cannon (Earth Environment Exploitation Cannon)
**[18:25] ---**
The "I plan to get a Nobel prize
for this someday" Cannon?!
**[18:29] ---**
I got this power in exchange for
something irreplaceable for a maiden!
**[18:33] ---**
You guys and your good-for-nothing
invading nation...
**[18:36] ---**
...can go eat you-know-what!!
**[18:37] ---**
Gathering atmospheric CO2.
**[18:39] ---**
Greenhouse effect max.
**[18:41] ---**
Firing preparations okay.
**[18:44] ---**
Goooooo!!
**[18:50] ---**
What's going on?!
**[18:57] ---**
This...
**[18:58] ---**
Are you planning to use the intense heat
of the locally-created greenhouse effect
**[19:02] ---**
to melt this iceberg?!
**[19:04] ---**
Thank you very much for the
easy-to-understand explanation!
**[19:07] ---**
The heat produced by
the greenhouse effect
**[19:09] ---**
is causing Uncle's nation to
evaporate at a tremendous rate!
**[19:13] ---**
Or, like, country's collapse?
**[19:15] ---**
O-Oh, right!
**[19:16] ---**
If we look at Mr. Captain's face...
**[19:18] ---**
That's right!
**[19:19] ---**
Depending on whether or not he is sweating,
**[19:21] ---**
we can tell if it's a true crisis!
**[19:27] ---**
It's a crisis!!
**[19:31] ---**
What happened?
**[19:37] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[19:38] ---**
Sis!
**[19:47] ---**
You are so mean!
**[19:57] ---**
Gero!
**[20:03] ---**
That stupid frog!
All the trouble he causes me!
**[20:06] ---**
Sis, what did you do?
**[20:09] ---**
I dunno exactly...
**[20:11] ---**
Something about the greenhouse effect.
**[20:13] ---**
That huge iceberg...
**[20:16] ---**
...melted in a second...
**[20:18] ---**
The greenhouse effect is scary.
**[20:28] ---**
And so the sergeant's terrifying
sovereign nation plan
**[20:32] ---**
sank to the bottom of Tokyo Bay.
**[20:38] ---**
The following day was just as hot
as the one before it!
**[20:42] ---**
Welcome back...
**[20:43] ---**
This again?
***SIGN*** A/C Automatic
***SIGN*** A/C Automatic
***SIGN*** Off
**[20:55] ---**
Sis?
**[20:56] ---**
Let's bear it for just a little.
**[20:58] ---**
Why don't we make some shaved ice?
**[21:02] ---**
Yeah!
**[21:05] ---**
Don't tremble so much, Uncle...
**[21:08] ---**
We'll apologize to Natsumi-san together.
**[21:11] ---**
I... I'm not trembling.
**[21:14] ---**
My butt is just cold.
**[21:16] ---**
I am so hungry...
**[21:18] ---**
We have shaved ice.
**[21:20] ---**
No syrup, though.
**[21:22] ---**
Um...
**[21:23] ---**
You know, I...
**[21:24] ---**
I'm going to make a country
somewhere with no Lady Natsumi.
**[21:29] ---**
Their journey in search
of their dream country...
**[21:32] ---**
...looks like it still has a way to go.
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Not even close!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
They are heavy suits.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
Omoi ze suutsu
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
I'm a creator.
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Aimu a kurietaa
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Fast and light, those sweats.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
A nude nude suit is perfect.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto piisu v
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Major win, majorinrin.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri daishourinrin
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Joke flopped, last appear!
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Subetta rasutapiaa
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
...would you be my friend?
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
So don't erase my homeland.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Dakara furusato kesanai de
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Please!)
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Tanomu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Popular even on Planet Keron!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Probably?)
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Tabun?)
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Space is big, just how much about?
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Why did you choose this place?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Doushite koko o eranda no
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(After me?)
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(Ore meate?)
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Naked de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon de pon!
***SIGN*** Humid Stuffy
**[23:07] ---**
I'm Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[23:09] ---**
We don't see pro wrestling
on TV at all anymore,
**[23:12] ---**
but golf is still on all the time.
That doesn't make sense to me.
**[23:15] ---**
Does that mean it gets more
viewers than wrestling?
***SIGN*** Explosion
***SIGN*** Bonk Bonk
**[23:18] ---**
Ah... is it a sponsorship issue?
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:21] ---**
Don't forget your gloves!
***SIGN*** Viper A
**[23:24] ---**
"Keroro: Keron-Style Golf, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro: Run, Keroro, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!