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E276 - Keroro: The Admiral's Assault, Sir! / Giroro: Leave the Zipper There, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo Station
[01:39] ---
    It's been a while since we came here...
[01:41] ---
    Admiral!
[01:44] ---
    We've been waiting for you, ma'am!
[01:46] ---
    Oh! Kero-chan and Kulu-chan!
[01:48] ---
    Why are you here?
[01:50] ---
    We heard that you would be
    visiting the Hinata residence,
[01:53] ---
    so we are here to greet you, ma'am.
[01:55] ---
    Well! That is very nice.
     Thank you very much.
[01:59] ---
    U-Umm...
[02:01] ---
    By the way, I have a
    request for you, Admiral.
[02:04] ---
    Oh?
SIGN    DANGER!
    Do Not Turn
[02:06] ---
    What's that?
[02:07] ---
    Uhh...
[02:08] ---
    Err...
[02:10] ---
    It feels like we've seen this machine
    once before? A long time ago...
[02:16] ---
    Keroro: The Admiral's Assault, Sir!
[02:22] ---
    Lady Natsumi! Master Fuyuki!
[02:24] ---
    The Admiral has arrived, sir!
[02:27] ---
    Grandma!
[02:28] ---
    Hello!
[02:29] ---
    There we go.
[02:31] ---
    My body feels so heavy.
[02:33] ---
    Pekoponians don't have it easy, huh?
[02:37] ---
    What is it, Grandma?
[02:39] ---
    Oh, no, no, it's nothing!
[02:41] ---
    What's with these things...
    get off already... what a nuisance...
[02:42] ---
    Hm? Something seems strange about Grandma...
[02:45] ---
    Hey, Kululu!
[02:46] ---
    Keep your trap shut.
    You'll give the game away!
[02:48] ---
    Tch. Fine.
[02:51] ---
    Huh?! Why is Grandma Kululu now?
[02:54] ---
    Ah... I remembered.
[02:56] ---
    That thing from before...
[02:58] ---
    It was a machine for making
    two people change places, wasn't it?
SIGN    Rrrrrrrrrrumble
[03:01] ---
    I remember a long time ago, the sergeant
    and Natsumi-chan changed places!
[03:06] ---
    It must have been hot outside.
[03:07] ---
    I'll make some roasted barley tea for you.
[03:09] ---
    Oh, no, I think I'd prefer curry.
[03:12] ---
    Daaaahhh!! Go ahead, go ahead!
[03:14] ---
    A cold barley tea for the Admiral!
[03:17] ---
    Ha ha! Hee hee...
[03:18] ---
    Sarge, what are you up to, making
    Grandma and Kululu switch bodies?
[03:22] ---
    Ah! Stupid frog!
[03:24] ---
    Gero?!
[03:25] ---
    She realized already?
[03:26] ---
    Now I remember.
[03:28] ---
    You skipped cleaning the toilet
    and the bath, didn't you?
[03:30] ---
    Ah! That was, uh...
[03:32] ---
    As punishment for skipping,
[03:34] ---
    I'm extending your cleaning duty
    by one whole week!
[03:37] ---
    Gero?!
[03:39] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[03:41] ---
    Tch. Fine, you pest.
[03:43] ---
    Ah, come, come, Natsumi.
[03:45] ---
    What is it, Grandma?
[03:47] ---
    The commander—
[03:48] ---
    Er, wait, no.
[03:49] ---
    Let Kero-chan off the hook.
[03:52] ---
    Kero-chan's always doing your cleaning
    and laundry for you, after all.
[03:56] ---
    Maybe you could let him have a little break
    when I come over, at least?
[04:01] ---
    You can't spoil him like that, Grandma!
[04:04] ---
    This is when you have to be strict with him!
[04:06] ---
    Kululu!
[04:07] ---
    Tch. Again?
[04:09] ---
    Ku ku...
[04:10] ---
    Er, wait, no.
[04:12] ---
    Cough, cough!
[04:13] ---
    Are you okay, Grandma?
[04:15] ---
    You won't listen to the request of this old woman
    who doesn't have many years ahead of her?
[04:20] ---
    Cough, cough!
[04:23] ---
    Sis...
[04:26] ---
    Well...
[04:28] ---
    Since she's insisting...
[04:31] ---
    However!
[04:32] ---
    This is just this once, got it?
[04:33] ---
    Gero! Roger, ma'am!
[04:37] ---
    Good job!
[04:38] ---
    Imagine that Hinata Natsumi
    would obey me so easily.
[04:42] ---
    This is getting kinda interesting.
[04:45] ---
    Here you are, Grandma.
[04:47] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[04:48] ---
    I think I'd like some
    cold barley tea, too, ma'am!
[04:52] ---
    What are you talking about?
[04:53] ---
    Make it yourself.
[04:55] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu, oy!
[04:57] ---
    Come, come, Natsumi!
[04:59] ---
    Get Kero-chan some barley tea, too.
[05:05] ---
    You won't listen to my old lady's request?
[05:09] ---
    Ahhh, what a cold granddaughter I have!
[05:13] ---
    G-G-Grandma...
[05:15] ---
    All right, all right,
    you don't need to say things like that...
[05:21] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[05:22] ---
    It's just as I thought, sir!
SIGN    Master Fuyuki
SIGN    Lady Natsumi
[05:25] ---
    The one who rules at the top
    of the Hinata chain of command
SIGN    Lady Mom
[05:28] ---
    is Grandma Akina, a.k.a. the Admiral, sir!
SIGN    Admiral
[05:31] ---
    Accordingly,
[05:32] ---
    all I have to do is bring
    the Admiral under control,
SIGN    Lady Mom
SIGN    Lady Natsumi
[05:34] ---
    and the Hinata Family will do the
    bidding of the Keroro Platoon!
SIGN    Master Fuyuki
[05:37] ---
    In other words...
[05:38] ---
    ...this represents the total conquest
    of the Hinata house, sir!
[05:42] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[05:44] ---
    Aha!
[05:45] ---
    So that's why Kululu
    is disguised as Grandma Akina.
[05:50] ---
    Gosh...
[05:50] ---
    What's gotten into Grandma?
[05:53] ---
    She seems kind of different from usual.
[05:56] ---
    Keroro!
[05:57] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[05:58] ---
    He's arrived.
[06:00] ---
    Gero...
[06:01] ---
    Oof...
[06:06] ---
    Pekoponian summers are darn hot
    every time I come here!
[06:10] ---
    Thank you for taking the time
    to come all the way here,
[06:13] ---
    Father.
[06:14] ---
    By the way, uh... where is Mother?
[06:17] ---
    Good question. Where is she?
[06:19] ---
    She was all sweaty, so she was
    sayin' she'd go fix up her makeup.
[06:22] ---
    She's not foolin' anyone as to
    'er age even if she does, though!
[06:23] ---
    And why is the stupid frog's
    father here now?!
[06:28] ---
    Hey! Hinata Natsumi!
[06:30] ---
    Don't just stand there!
[06:31] ---
    Make some cold barley tea
    for my father, ma'am!
[06:34] ---
    Who are you giving orders to, stupid fr
[06:38] ---
    Natsumi... Make some roasted
    barley tea for Keroro's father.
[06:44] ---
    All right, fine...
[06:47] ---
    Here you are.
[06:49] ---
    Hinata Natsumi!
[06:51] ---
    What now?
[06:52] ---
    My father is tired from his long trip, ma'am.
[06:55] ---
    Give him a shoulder rub, ma'am.
[06:57] ---
    What?!
[06:58] ---
    Why should I give y—
[07:07] ---
    Ahh, thanks.
[07:10] ---
    That feels good.
[07:11] ---
    O-Oh, no, you're very welcome!
[07:16] ---
    Y-You are dismissed until further notice.
[07:20] ---
    Stuuuupiiiiid froooooggggg...
[07:29] ---
    That stupid frog!
[07:31] ---
    What's gotten into him, I wonder?
[07:34] ---
    I don't know!
[07:35] ---
    Whatever it is, I'm going
    to pulverize him when I—
[07:43] ---
    Nat-chan.
[07:44] ---
    Huh? Where are you?
[07:47] ---
    Here, Nat-chan.
[07:49] ---
    Kululu?
[07:50] ---
    It's me, Nat-chan.
[07:53] ---
    Grandma?!
SIGN    Kululu
[07:55] ---
    What?! You and Kululu switched places?
[07:59] ---
    That stupid frog!
[08:00] ---
    And I can't believe he shut you in here!
[08:04] ---
    But how did you get out?
SIGN    DANGER! Do Not Turn
[08:07] ---
    That girl was standing watch.
[08:09] ---
    A lullaby sent her right to sleep.
[08:13] ---
    Or, like, hypno master?
[08:15] ---
    Anyway, this time they're definitely
    not getting away with this!
[08:19] ---
    Come, come.
[08:21] ---
    I don't think it's something
    to get that angry about.
[08:24] ---
    But...
[08:25] ---
    Can you tell, Nat-chan?
[08:27] ---
    Why Kero-chan did this.
[08:30] ---
    He was probably trying to look good
    in front of his parents.
[08:34] ---
    Yes...
[08:35] ---
    That's probably part of it...
[08:37] ---
    But I'm sure the biggest reason is...
[08:41] ---
    ...he didn't want to cause his parents
    who live so far away any worry.
[08:45] ---
    Don't you think?
[08:47] ---
    Even so...
[08:49] ---
    To do this to you, Grandma...
[08:51] ---
    I can't just forgive him for that.
[08:54] ---
    Oh, dear...
[08:55] ---
    This isn't the way out, either.
[08:57] ---
    The inside of this base is like a labyrinth!
[08:59] ---
    Sarge's mother!
[09:01] ---
    Oh, my!
[09:02] ---
    You're one of Keroro's friends, aren't you?
[09:05] ---
    You're just who I need.
[09:06] ---
    I'm trying to get out of the base.
[09:08] ---
    Ah! Um, sorry...
[09:10] ---
    That isn't him right now.
[09:12] ---
    Th-The person inside has switched, and...
[09:17] ---
    I just had a great idea.
[09:20] ---
    Oh? What's that?
[09:21] ---
    Let's use this and give them
    a bit of a shock.
SIGN    DANGER!
    Do Not Turn
[09:27] ---
    Keroro!
[09:28] ---
    Ah, I mean... commander!
[09:29] ---
    We have brought your mother!
[09:31] ---
    Ah, took ya long enough!
[09:33] ---
    Honestly! Where in the world did you—
[09:35] ---
    Hey! Keroro!
[09:37] ---
    Gero!
[09:37] ---
    What's the matter, Mother?
[09:39] ---
    The toilet is dirty, isn't it?
[09:41] ---
    Gero? It is, ma'am?
[09:43] ---
    Then... Lady Natsumi!
[09:44] ---
    Clean the toilet!
[09:47] ---
    Huh?
[09:47] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[09:49] ---
    What are you talking about?
[09:50] ---
    I saw it written on the calendar.
[09:52] ---
    You're in charge of that today, aren't you?
[09:54] ---
    All right, all right,
    you don't need to snap so much...
[09:58] ---
    You keep quiet, dear!
[10:00] ---
    Right...
[10:01] ---
    She can silence even Mr. Sergeant's
    father with just a word...
[10:05] ---
    What power!
[10:09] ---
    Stupid frog... I'll get
    plenty of revenge on you!
[10:12] ---
    So Sarge's mother and Natsumi-chan
    have switched places this time!
[10:17] ---
    Come on, get on with it, already!
[10:18] ---
    Ow!
[10:21] ---
    That hurts, I said!
[10:23] ---
    Gero!
[10:23] ---
    And when you're done with that,
[10:25] ---
    you have the bath to clean
    and the laundry to do!
[10:26] ---
    Gero!
[10:36] ---
    Gero?!
[10:37] ---
    My mother and Lady Natsumi were switched?!
SIGN    Crushed
[10:41] ---
    It worked perfectly!
[10:43] ---
    Good grief. So they got their own back
    in exactly the same way.
[10:48] ---
    The hunter has become the frog, kero.
[10:50] ---
    How can I ever make this up to you, Admiral?!
[10:54] ---
    You mustn't do this kind of
    trick anymore, Kero-chan.
[10:57] ---
    Roger, ma'am!
[10:59] ---
    Just kidding.
[11:01] ---
    Grandma's over here.
SIGN    Fell for it yet again
[11:05] ---
    Gero...
[11:07] ---
    Ah. They still weren't back to normal, huh.
[11:10] ---
    Ahh, that's much better.
[11:12] ---
    The johns on Pekopon are so darn big,
    I dunno how ya use 'em.
[11:15] ---
    Ah, Mother, ya have a hanky?
[11:18] ---
    Huh? U-Um...
[11:20] ---
    Father!
[11:21] ---
    Uhh, that is actually
    Lady Natsumi, you see...
[11:25] ---
    Mother is... um...
[11:27] ---
    Hm? What're ya on about now, Keroro?
[11:29] ---
    Gero...
[11:30] ---
    Where did Mother go, sir?
[11:34] ---
    She's right here.
[11:35] ---
    No, that's not what I mean...
SIGN    Café Armadillo
[11:40] ---
    I've always wanted to have a
    nice, long shopping trip on Pekopon.
SIGN    Rice
    crackers
[11:44] ---
    Ah, these look delicious!
[11:44] ---
    Oh, dear...
[11:45] ---
    Sarge's mother...
SIGN    Time-Limited Sale!
[11:46] ---
    Oh, this one looks nice!
[11:47] ---
    Are you sure it's okay to be going out on
    your own in Natsumi-chan's body like that?
[11:48] ---
    Ah, these are lovely, too!
[11:49] ---
    And these!
[11:51] ---
    Oh, my!
[11:55] ---
    Giroro: Leave the Zipper There, Sir!
[12:00] ---
    Come on, stupid frog!
    You still can't find her?
[12:04] ---
    I'm searching for her right now, ma'am!
[12:06] ---
    But you see, my mother has always had the
    tendency to go wandering off.
[12:13] ---
    Nooo... Where has my body gone?!
SIGN    Greengrocer
[12:23] ---
    Good grief.
[12:24] ---
    Oh, my! What are these, I wonder?
[12:28] ---
    What a nice smell!
SIGN    Beef Croquettes Steaks SALE
[12:32] ---
    Oh, this looks delicious!
SIGN    Steak Ribs Bacon
[12:33] ---
    Oh, Natsumi-chan, nice to see you.
[12:35] ---
    You're looking cute today.
[12:37] ---
    You silly goose!
[12:38] ---
    You won't get anywhere
    flattering this old lady!
[12:43] ---
    But anyway, can I have some of
    these beef croquettes, please?
[12:46] ---
    R-R-Right, thank you...
[12:49] ---
    Oh, gosh!
[12:50] ---
    I didn't bring any Pekoponian money!
[12:53] ---
    I've been looking for you.
[12:55] ---
    Giroro-kun!
[12:59] ---
    Pekoponian croquettes are so delicious!
[13:03] ---
    Oh? You're not eating, Giroro-kun?
[13:05] ---
    Well, I am in the middle of a mission.
[13:08] ---
    You don't have to be such a hard-head.
[13:10] ---
    No...
[13:12] ---
    You are, after all, the mother
    of my superior officer.
[13:16] ---
    Hey, Giroro!
[13:17] ---
    Did you find my mother?!
[13:21] ---
    Wait, Giroro-kun!
[13:23] ---
    I want to continue enjoying Pekopon
    a little more before I go home.
[13:28] ---
    Madam.
[13:29] ---
    No, Mother...
[13:30] ---
    That body is not yours to use.
[13:33] ---
    I know.
[13:35] ---
    I won't put it in any danger.
[13:38] ---
    But...
[13:40] ---
    Pleeeease, Giroro-kun...
SIGN    Ba-dum
[13:44] ---
    Hellllloooo? Giroro?!
[13:47] ---
    This is Giroro.
[13:48] ---
    I still can't find her.
[13:50] ---
    I will continue to search.
[13:51] ---
    Is that so, sir...
[13:53] ---
    We're counting on you, sir!
[13:56] ---
    Thank you, Giroro-kun!
[13:58] ---
    In exchange,
[13:59] ---
    you will allow me to take responsibility
    and escort you around Pekopon.
[14:04] ---
    Then I guess we're on a date!
[14:07] ---
    A... A date?
[14:12] ---
    A date, huh...
[14:14] ---
    But... it's with Keroro's mom, after all.
[14:17] ---
    That said, side-by-side like this,
[14:18] ---
    it really does look like I'm
    on a date with Natsumi...
[14:21] ---
    Wh-What am I thinking?!
[14:24] ---
    I'm in the middle of a mission!
[14:25] ---
    Giroro-kun!
SIGN    Shoe Store
[14:26] ---
    Let's go that way next!
[14:28] ---
    Ah, of course!
SIGN    Buy Now For Best Value!!
[14:32] ---
    Ohhh!
[14:33] ---
    This tsukudani is so delicious!
[14:36] ---
    Would you like some, Giroro-kun?
[14:38] ---
    No, thanks... I am carrying out a mission.
SIGN    Tsukudani
[14:41] ---
    Don't be like that.
[14:43] ---
    Come on, open wide.
[14:46] ---
    There. Isn't that delicious?
[14:48] ---
    Yes...
[14:50] ---
    A straw hat!
[14:51] ---
    I remember buying one of these for
    Keroro when he was a little boy.
[14:57] ---
    Oh, it suits you, Giroro-kun!
[15:01] ---
    I wonder if these are a
    little flashy for him...
SIGN    Charming Brilliant Summer Collection
[15:03] ---
    Giroro-kun, would you try it on for me?
[15:06] ---
    A necktie relationship...
[15:08] ---
    Yes! It looks better than I thought!
[15:13] ---
    Natsumi's face...
[15:14] ---
    ...is so close...
[15:16] ---
    Have I ever been this close to her before?
[15:19] ---
    She's so close to me,
     I can feel her breath!
[15:22] ---
    No!
[15:23] ---
    What am I thinking?!
[15:25] ---
    This is not Natsumi.
[15:26] ---
    It's Keroro's mom!
[15:28] ---
    I have to wake up.
[15:29] ---
    I... c-can't... breathe...
[15:32] ---
    I did it up too tight!
[15:34] ---
    Are you all right, Giroro-kun?!
[15:37] ---
    Ahh, I can't believe it.
    Look at what time it is...
[15:39] ---
    Where's Mother gotten to?
[15:41] ---
    What's the matter?
[15:43] ---
    Ah, I finally found ya.
[15:46] ---
    Gero?
[15:47] ---
    Father?
[15:48] ---
    Mother, we really gotta be goin'!
[15:50] ---
    Giroro-kun's father's waitin' on us!
[15:53] ---
    Are you going somewhere, Father, sir?
[15:56] ---
    We're off to the Atami hot springs.
[15:59] ---
    See ya, Keroro.
[16:01] ---
    W-Wait a moment...
[16:03] ---
    Umm...
[16:04] ---
    You see, I'm not your wife,
[16:06] ---
    I'm Natsumi...
[16:07] ---
    Mother, what are you keepin' on about?
[16:10] ---
    We've got a reservation!
[16:12] ---
    We gotta get goin'!
[16:13] ---
    No, you see...
[16:15] ---
    Oh, Nat-chan.
[16:16] ---
    Why don't you just go with him for a while?
[16:21] ---
    Quit your grumblin' and
    let's get goin' already!
[16:23] ---
    Oh, no...
[16:26] ---
    Or, like, carted away?
SIGN    Summer Bargains
[16:29] ---
    Oh, my! They're so cheap!
[16:32] ---
    I wonder if it's a little
    garish for me, though...
[16:35] ---
    No...
[16:36] ---
    I think it would be all right.
[16:37] ---
    Hey, Giroro-kun...
[16:39] ---
    Do you think it's okay if I try it on?
[16:42] ---
    I... I should think it would be...
[16:49] ---
    What in blazes am I doing?!
[16:51] ---
    I know, Giroro-kun!
[16:53] ---
    Do you want to go to the beach together?
[16:55] ---
    N-Now?
[16:57] ---
    But—
[17:01] ---
    Well?
[17:02] ---
    Want to go?
[17:04] ---
    I'll go...
[17:05] ---
    I'll definitely go...
[17:12] ---
    What is going on?!
[17:14] ---
    It's Keroro's mom I'm with!
[17:16] ---
    My friend's mom!
[17:18] ---
    So why...
[17:19] ---
    ...why... why is my heart dancing?!
[17:22] ---
    Hey, Giroro-kun!
[17:24] ---
    Y-Yes?
[17:25] ---
    My zipper's stuck.
[17:27] ---
    Could you help me?
[17:29] ---
    Your zi— Your zipper?!
[17:32] ---
    Pull down Natsumi's zipper?!
[17:34] ---
    No, wait!
[17:35] ---
    This is nothing.
[17:36] ---
    It's Keroro's mom I'm dealing with.
[17:38] ---
    It's just a zipper...
[17:39] ---
    No, even then...
[17:41] ---
    Pulling down the zipper on my
    friend's mother's clothes...
[17:44] ---
    Isn't that in itself...
[17:46] ---
    Isn't that in itself titillittleittleittle...
[17:50] ---
    Nonononono!
[17:52] ---
    Hello?! Giroro?!
[17:54] ---
    How are you doing?!
[17:55] ---
    We've got—
[17:57] ---
    Sorry, Keroro...
[17:58] ---
    I have to focus my mind.
[18:01] ---
    What do you mean?
[18:05] ---
    Cut off...
[18:06] ---
    Uncle! What if Giroro-san has been
    attacked by enemies?!
[18:09] ---
    Gero?! Seriously?!
    He needs urgent support!
[18:13] ---
    Tamama! Can you hear me, sir?!
[18:15] ---
    We've lost communication
    with Corporal Giroro!
[18:17] ---
    I want you to head to his location
    immediately, sir!
[18:20] ---
    Okay!
[18:21] ---
    He's at...
SIGN    Atami
[18:22] ---
    Atami.
[18:23] ---
    Atami...?
[18:25] ---
    Why is he there?
[18:33] ---
    Then... if you'll excuse me, Mother.
[18:35] ---
    Sorry about this.
[18:37] ---
    N-No... y-you're... quite welcome...
SIGN    Space Okonomiyaki FX
[18:44] ---
    Sudden appearance of a Space Okonomiyaki FX!
[18:47] ---
    Ahh! What?!
[18:48] ---
    Mother, please remain hidden in a safe place!
[18:52] ---
    Giroro-kun!
[18:53] ---
    You are the mother of my commander.
[18:56] ---
    I will protect you with my life!
[18:59] ---
    Giroro-kun...
[19:00] ---
    And one more thing!
[19:02] ---
    Leave the zipper there, please.
[19:13] ---
    Why did this happen...?
[19:28] ---
    S-Sorry to have kept you waiting.
[19:31] ---
    The zipper...
[19:32] ---
    Human!
SIGN    Mysterious Creature Human
[19:34] ---
    Sudden appearance of the
    mysterious creature Human!
[19:37] ---
    What?!
[19:38] ---
    Good luck, Giroro-kun!
[19:43] ---
    Once more...
[19:45] ---
    The zipper...
[19:46] ---
    Zipper...
[19:47] ---
    Giant!
[19:48] ---
    Wh—?!
[19:49] ---
    Sudden appearance of giant squid,
    giant turtle, giant crab!
SIGN    Giant Squid
SIGN    Giant Turtle
SIGN    Giant Crab
[19:52] ---
    Darn it! Again?!
[19:54] ---
    Guts! Guts!
    Show them your guts, Giroro-kun!
[19:58] ---
    Yes, Mother!!
[20:02] ---
    The zipper!
[20:06] ---
    I will...
[20:08] ---
    ...l-lower...
[20:10] ---
    ...Natsumi's...
[20:11] ---
    ...zippeerrrrrr!!
[20:20] ---
    Zipper...
[20:21] ---
    I'm here to... lower your... zipper...
[20:24] ---
    This bag's zipper is so...
[20:26] ---
    So stiff!
[20:30] ---
    Bag's?! Zipper?!
[20:32] ---
    Yes!
[20:33] ---
    Can you open it for me, Giroro-kun?
[20:38] ---
    I found Mr. Sergeant's mother!
[20:41] ---
    Oh! Looks like I can't run away anymore.
[20:45] ---
    What happened to Giroro-senpai?
[20:47] ---
    Well, you see, I was wondering that myself!
[20:50] ---
    Giroro-kun? Giroro-kun?
[20:55] ---
    Ah, Tamama!
[20:56] ---
    You found my mother?
[20:58] ---
    Ahh, I'm so glad, sir!
[21:01] ---
    Hm, what?
[21:02] ---
    Giroro says he wants time off for a while?
[21:06] ---
    What's with that?
[21:07] ---
    Where's Giroro?
[21:08] ---
    Giroro!
[21:12] ---
    Meanwhile, Natsumi-chan was...
[21:18] ---
    What're you fussin' over?
[21:19] ---
    Keronians are always like this!
[21:22] ---
    Whaddaya need that ol' hand towel for, eh?
[21:24] ---
    No, I...
[21:25] ---
    I know that, but...
[21:27] ---
    Just let me keep my...
[21:29] ---
    See, see, ain't this better?
[21:31] ---
    Whaaaaaa?!
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm okay.
    My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu Daijoubu
    Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Major win, major win.
    Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
    no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    And then, I know I shouldn't
    ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    ...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    This can't be a coincidence,
    not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
    Member of the Special Advance Team of
    the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
[23:10] ---
    the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula,
[23:12] ---
    Lance Corporal Zeroro here.
SIGN    Butt firecracker
[23:13] ---
    I am currently heading to Pekopon
    on the Grand Star to invade.
[23:16] ---
    When I arrive on Pekopon,
[23:18] ---
    I will use my power as
    the strongest assassin...
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
    Type-G, come back!
[23:23] ---
    "Kero Zero: Space Take-Out, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Kero Zero: The Food Equations, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!