# E276 - Keroro: The Admiral's Assault, Sir! / Giroro: Leave the Zipper There, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDW5QE/keroro-the-admirals-assault-sir--giroro-leave-the-zipper-there-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Station
**[01:39] ---**
It's been a while since we came here...
**[01:41] ---**
Admiral!
**[01:44] ---**
We've been waiting for you, ma'am!
**[01:46] ---**
Oh! Kero-chan and Kulu-chan!
**[01:48] ---**
Why are you here?
**[01:50] ---**
We heard that you would be
visiting the Hinata residence,
**[01:53] ---**
so we are here to greet you, ma'am.
**[01:55] ---**
Well! That is very nice.
Thank you very much.
**[01:59] ---**
U-Umm...
**[02:01] ---**
By the way, I have a
request for you, Admiral.
**[02:04] ---**
Oh?
***SIGN*** DANGER!
Do Not Turn
**[02:06] ---**
What's that?
**[02:07] ---**
Uhh...
**[02:08] ---**
Err...
**[02:10] ---**
It feels like we've seen this machine
once before? A long time ago...
**[02:16] ---**
Keroro: The Admiral's Assault, Sir!
**[02:22] ---**
Lady Natsumi! Master Fuyuki!
**[02:24] ---**
The Admiral has arrived, sir!
**[02:27] ---**
Grandma!
**[02:28] ---**
Hello!
**[02:29] ---**
There we go.
**[02:31] ---**
My body feels so heavy.
**[02:33] ---**
Pekoponians don't have it easy, huh?
**[02:37] ---**
What is it, Grandma?
**[02:39] ---**
Oh, no, no, it's nothing!
**[02:41] ---**
What's with these things...
get off already... what a nuisance...
**[02:42] ---**
Hm? Something seems strange about Grandma...
**[02:45] ---**
Hey, Kululu!
**[02:46] ---**
Keep your trap shut.
You'll give the game away!
**[02:48] ---**
Tch. Fine.
**[02:51] ---**
Huh?! Why is Grandma Kululu now?
**[02:54] ---**
Ah... I remembered.
**[02:56] ---**
That thing from before...
**[02:58] ---**
It was a machine for making
two people change places, wasn't it?
***SIGN*** Rrrrrrrrrrumble
**[03:01] ---**
I remember a long time ago, the sergeant
and Natsumi-chan changed places!
**[03:06] ---**
It must have been hot outside.
**[03:07] ---**
I'll make some roasted barley tea for you.
**[03:09] ---**
Oh, no, I think I'd prefer curry.
**[03:12] ---**
Daaaahhh!! Go ahead, go ahead!
**[03:14] ---**
A cold barley tea for the Admiral!
**[03:17] ---**
Ha ha! Hee hee...
**[03:18] ---**
Sarge, what are you up to, making
Grandma and Kululu switch bodies?
**[03:22] ---**
Ah! Stupid frog!
**[03:24] ---**
Gero?!
**[03:25] ---**
She realized already?
**[03:26] ---**
Now I remember.
**[03:28] ---**
You skipped cleaning the toilet
and the bath, didn't you?
**[03:30] ---**
Ah! That was, uh...
**[03:32] ---**
As punishment for skipping,
**[03:34] ---**
I'm extending your cleaning duty
by one whole week!
**[03:37] ---**
Gero?!
**[03:39] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[03:41] ---**
Tch. Fine, you pest.
**[03:43] ---**
Ah, come, come, Natsumi.
**[03:45] ---**
What is it, Grandma?
**[03:47] ---**
The commander—
**[03:48] ---**
Er, wait, no.
**[03:49] ---**
Let Kero-chan off the hook.
**[03:52] ---**
Kero-chan's always doing your cleaning
and laundry for you, after all.
**[03:56] ---**
Maybe you could let him have a little break
when I come over, at least?
**[04:01] ---**
You can't spoil him like that, Grandma!
**[04:04] ---**
This is when you have to be strict with him!
**[04:06] ---**
Kululu!
**[04:07] ---**
Tch. Again?
**[04:09] ---**
Ku ku...
**[04:10] ---**
Er, wait, no.
**[04:12] ---**
Cough, cough!
**[04:13] ---**
Are you okay, Grandma?
**[04:15] ---**
You won't listen to the request of this old woman
who doesn't have many years ahead of her?
**[04:20] ---**
Cough, cough!
**[04:23] ---**
Sis...
**[04:26] ---**
Well...
**[04:28] ---**
Since she's insisting...
**[04:31] ---**
However!
**[04:32] ---**
This is just this once, got it?
**[04:33] ---**
Gero! Roger, ma'am!
**[04:37] ---**
Good job!
**[04:38] ---**
Imagine that Hinata Natsumi
would obey me so easily.
**[04:42] ---**
This is getting kinda interesting.
**[04:45] ---**
Here you are, Grandma.
**[04:47] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[04:48] ---**
I think I'd like some
cold barley tea, too, ma'am!
**[04:52] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[04:53] ---**
Make it yourself.
**[04:55] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu, oy!
**[04:57] ---**
Come, come, Natsumi!
**[04:59] ---**
Get Kero-chan some barley tea, too.
**[05:05] ---**
You won't listen to my old lady's request?
**[05:09] ---**
Ahhh, what a cold granddaughter I have!
**[05:13] ---**
G-G-Grandma...
**[05:15] ---**
All right, all right,
you don't need to say things like that...
**[05:21] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[05:22] ---**
It's just as I thought, sir!
***SIGN*** Master Fuyuki
***SIGN*** Lady Natsumi
**[05:25] ---**
The one who rules at the top
of the Hinata chain of command
***SIGN*** Lady Mom
**[05:28] ---**
is Grandma Akina, a.k.a. the Admiral, sir!
***SIGN*** Admiral
**[05:31] ---**
Accordingly,
**[05:32] ---**
all I have to do is bring
the Admiral under control,
***SIGN*** Lady Mom
***SIGN*** Lady Natsumi
**[05:34] ---**
and the Hinata Family will do the
bidding of the Keroro Platoon!
***SIGN*** Master Fuyuki
**[05:37] ---**
In other words...
**[05:38] ---**
...this represents the total conquest
of the Hinata house, sir!
**[05:42] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[05:44] ---**
Aha!
**[05:45] ---**
So that's why Kululu
is disguised as Grandma Akina.
**[05:50] ---**
Gosh...
**[05:50] ---**
What's gotten into Grandma?
**[05:53] ---**
She seems kind of different from usual.
**[05:56] ---**
Keroro!
**[05:57] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[05:58] ---**
He's arrived.
**[06:00] ---**
Gero...
**[06:01] ---**
Oof...
**[06:06] ---**
Pekoponian summers are darn hot
every time I come here!
**[06:10] ---**
Thank you for taking the time
to come all the way here,
**[06:13] ---**
Father.
**[06:14] ---**
By the way, uh... where is Mother?
**[06:17] ---**
Good question. Where is she?
**[06:19] ---**
She was all sweaty, so she was
sayin' she'd go fix up her makeup.
**[06:22] ---**
She's not foolin' anyone as to
'er age even if she does, though!
**[06:23] ---**
And why is the stupid frog's
father here now?!
**[06:28] ---**
Hey! Hinata Natsumi!
**[06:30] ---**
Don't just stand there!
**[06:31] ---**
Make some cold barley tea
for my father, ma'am!
**[06:34] ---**
Who are you giving orders to, *stupid fr*—
**[06:38] ---**
Natsumi... Make some roasted
barley tea for Keroro's father.
**[06:44] ---**
All right, fine...
**[06:47] ---**
Here you are.
**[06:49] ---**
Hinata Natsumi!
**[06:51] ---**
What now?
**[06:52] ---**
My father is tired from his long trip, ma'am.
**[06:55] ---**
Give him a shoulder rub, ma'am.
**[06:57] ---**
What?!
**[06:58] ---**
Why should I give y—
**[07:07] ---**
Ahh, thanks.
**[07:10] ---**
That feels good.
**[07:11] ---**
O-Oh, no, you're very welcome!
**[07:16] ---**
Y-You are dismissed until further notice.
**[07:20] ---**
Stuuuupiiiiid froooooggggg...
**[07:29] ---**
That stupid frog!
**[07:31] ---**
What's gotten into him, I wonder?
**[07:34] ---**
I don't know!
**[07:35] ---**
Whatever it is, I'm going
to pulverize him when I—
**[07:43] ---**
Nat-chan.
**[07:44] ---**
Huh? Where are you?
**[07:47] ---**
Here, Nat-chan.
**[07:49] ---**
Kululu?
**[07:50] ---**
It's me, Nat-chan.
**[07:53] ---**
Grandma?!
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[07:55] ---**
What?! You and Kululu switched places?
**[07:59] ---**
That stupid frog!
**[08:00] ---**
And I can't believe he shut you in here!
**[08:04] ---**
But how did you get out?
***SIGN*** DANGER! Do Not Turn
**[08:07] ---**
That girl was standing watch.
**[08:09] ---**
A lullaby sent her right to sleep.
**[08:13] ---**
Or, like, hypno master?
**[08:15] ---**
Anyway, this time they're definitely
not getting away with this!
**[08:19] ---**
Come, come.
**[08:21] ---**
I don't think it's something
to get that angry about.
**[08:24] ---**
But...
**[08:25] ---**
Can you tell, Nat-chan?
**[08:27] ---**
Why Kero-chan did this.
**[08:30] ---**
He was probably trying to look good
in front of his parents.
**[08:34] ---**
Yes...
**[08:35] ---**
That's probably part of it...
**[08:37] ---**
But I'm sure the biggest reason is...
**[08:41] ---**
...he didn't want to cause his parents
who live so far away any worry.
**[08:45] ---**
Don't you think?
**[08:47] ---**
Even so...
**[08:49] ---**
To do this to you, Grandma...
**[08:51] ---**
I can't just forgive him for that.
**[08:54] ---**
Oh, dear...
**[08:55] ---**
This isn't the way out, either.
**[08:57] ---**
The inside of this base is like a labyrinth!
**[08:59] ---**
Sarge's mother!
**[09:01] ---**
Oh, my!
**[09:02] ---**
You're one of Keroro's friends, aren't you?
**[09:05] ---**
You're just who I need.
**[09:06] ---**
I'm trying to get out of the base.
**[09:08] ---**
Ah! Um, sorry...
**[09:10] ---**
That isn't him right now.
**[09:12] ---**
Th-The person inside has switched, and...
**[09:17] ---**
I just had a great idea.
**[09:20] ---**
Oh? What's that?
**[09:21] ---**
Let's use this and give them
a bit of a shock.
***SIGN*** DANGER!
Do Not Turn
**[09:27] ---**
Keroro!
**[09:28] ---**
Ah, I mean... commander!
**[09:29] ---**
We have brought your mother!
**[09:31] ---**
Ah, took ya long enough!
**[09:33] ---**
Honestly! Where in the world did you—
**[09:35] ---**
Hey! Keroro!
**[09:37] ---**
Gero!
**[09:37] ---**
What's the matter, Mother?
**[09:39] ---**
The toilet is dirty, isn't it?
**[09:41] ---**
Gero? It is, ma'am?
**[09:43] ---**
Then... Lady Natsumi!
**[09:44] ---**
Clean the toilet!
**[09:47] ---**
Huh?
**[09:47] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[09:49] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[09:50] ---**
I saw it written on the calendar.
**[09:52] ---**
You're in charge of that today, aren't you?
**[09:54] ---**
All right, all right,
you don't need to snap so much...
**[09:58] ---**
You keep quiet, dear!
**[10:00] ---**
Right...
**[10:01] ---**
She can silence even Mr. Sergeant's
father with just a word...
**[10:05] ---**
What power!
**[10:09] ---**
Stupid frog... I'll get
plenty of revenge on you!
**[10:12] ---**
So Sarge's mother and Natsumi-chan
have switched places this time!
**[10:17] ---**
Come on, get on with it, already!
**[10:18] ---**
Ow!
**[10:21] ---**
That hurts, I said!
**[10:23] ---**
Gero!
**[10:23] ---**
And when you're done with that,
**[10:25] ---**
you have the bath to clean
and the laundry to do!
**[10:26] ---**
Gero!
**[10:36] ---**
Gero?!
**[10:37] ---**
My mother and Lady Natsumi were switched?!
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[10:41] ---**
It worked perfectly!
**[10:43] ---**
Good grief. So they got their own back
in exactly the same way.
**[10:48] ---**
The hunter has become the frog, kero.
**[10:50] ---**
How can I ever make this up to you, Admiral?!
**[10:54] ---**
You mustn't do this kind of
trick anymore, Kero-chan.
**[10:57] ---**
Roger, ma'am!
**[10:59] ---**
Just kidding.
**[11:01] ---**
Grandma's over here.
***SIGN*** Fell for it yet again
**[11:05] ---**
Gero...
**[11:07] ---**
Ah. They still weren't back to normal, huh.
**[11:10] ---**
Ahh, that's much better.
**[11:12] ---**
The johns on Pekopon are so darn big,
I dunno how ya use 'em.
**[11:15] ---**
Ah, Mother, ya have a hanky?
**[11:18] ---**
Huh? U-Um...
**[11:20] ---**
Father!
**[11:21] ---**
Uhh, that is actually
Lady Natsumi, you see...
**[11:25] ---**
Mother is... um...
**[11:27] ---**
Hm? What're ya on about now, Keroro?
**[11:29] ---**
Gero...
**[11:30] ---**
Where did Mother go, sir?
**[11:34] ---**
She's right here.
**[11:35] ---**
No, that's not what I mean...
***SIGN*** Café Armadillo
**[11:40] ---**
I've always wanted to have a
nice, long shopping trip on Pekopon.
***SIGN*** Rice
crackers
**[11:44] ---**
Ah, these look delicious!
**[11:44] ---**
Oh, dear...
**[11:45] ---**
Sarge's mother...
***SIGN*** Time-Limited Sale!
**[11:46] ---**
Oh, this one looks nice!
**[11:47] ---**
Are you sure it's okay to be going out on
your own in Natsumi-chan's body like that?
**[11:48] ---**
Ah, these are lovely, too!
**[11:49] ---**
And these!
**[11:51] ---**
Oh, my!
**[11:55] ---**
Giroro: Leave the Zipper There, Sir!
**[12:00] ---**
Come on, stupid frog!
You still can't find her?
**[12:04] ---**
I'm searching for her right now, ma'am!
**[12:06] ---**
But you see, my mother has always had the
tendency to go wandering off.
**[12:13] ---**
Nooo... Where has my body gone?!
***SIGN*** Greengrocer
**[12:23] ---**
Good grief.
**[12:24] ---**
Oh, my! What are these, I wonder?
**[12:28] ---**
What a nice smell!
***SIGN*** Beef Croquettes Steaks SALE
**[12:32] ---**
Oh, this looks delicious!
***SIGN*** Steak Ribs Bacon
**[12:33] ---**
Oh, Natsumi-chan, nice to see you.
**[12:35] ---**
You're looking cute today.
**[12:37] ---**
You silly goose!
**[12:38] ---**
You won't get anywhere
flattering this old lady!
**[12:43] ---**
But anyway, can I have some of
these beef croquettes, please?
**[12:46] ---**
R-R-Right, thank you...
**[12:49] ---**
Oh, gosh!
**[12:50] ---**
I didn't bring any Pekoponian money!
**[12:53] ---**
I've been looking for you.
**[12:55] ---**
Giroro-kun!
**[12:59] ---**
Pekoponian croquettes are so delicious!
**[13:03] ---**
Oh? You're not eating, Giroro-kun?
**[13:05] ---**
Well, I am in the middle of a mission.
**[13:08] ---**
You don't have to be such a hard-head.
**[13:10] ---**
No...
**[13:12] ---**
You are, after all, the mother
of my superior officer.
**[13:16] ---**
Hey, Giroro!
**[13:17] ---**
Did you find my mother?!
**[13:21] ---**
Wait, Giroro-kun!
**[13:23] ---**
I want to continue enjoying Pekopon
a little more before I go home.
**[13:28] ---**
Madam.
**[13:29] ---**
No, Mother...
**[13:30] ---**
That body is not yours to use.
**[13:33] ---**
I know.
**[13:35] ---**
I won't put it in any danger.
**[13:38] ---**
But...
**[13:40] ---**
Pleeeease, Giroro-kun...
***SIGN*** Ba-dum
**[13:44] ---**
Hellllloooo? Giroro?!
**[13:47] ---**
This is Giroro.
**[13:48] ---**
I still can't find her.
**[13:50] ---**
I will continue to search.
**[13:51] ---**
Is that so, sir...
**[13:53] ---**
We're counting on you, sir!
**[13:56] ---**
Thank you, Giroro-kun!
**[13:58] ---**
In exchange,
**[13:59] ---**
you will allow me to take responsibility
and escort you around Pekopon.
**[14:04] ---**
Then I guess we're on a date!
**[14:07] ---**
A... A date?
**[14:12] ---**
A date, huh...
**[14:14] ---**
But... it's with Keroro's mom, after all.
**[14:17] ---**
That said, side-by-side like this,
**[14:18] ---**
it really does look like I'm
on a date with Natsumi...
**[14:21] ---**
Wh-What am I thinking?!
**[14:24] ---**
I'm in the middle of a mission!
**[14:25] ---**
Giroro-kun!
***SIGN*** Shoe Store
**[14:26] ---**
Let's go that way next!
**[14:28] ---**
Ah, of course!
***SIGN*** Buy Now For Best Value!!
**[14:32] ---**
Ohhh!
**[14:33] ---**
This tsukudani is so delicious!
**[14:36] ---**
Would you like some, Giroro-kun?
**[14:38] ---**
No, thanks... I am carrying out a mission.
***SIGN*** Tsukudani
**[14:41] ---**
Don't be like that.
**[14:43] ---**
Come on, open wide.
**[14:46] ---**
There. Isn't that delicious?
**[14:48] ---**
Yes...
**[14:50] ---**
A straw hat!
**[14:51] ---**
I remember buying one of these for
Keroro when he was a little boy.
**[14:57] ---**
Oh, it suits you, Giroro-kun!
**[15:01] ---**
I wonder if these are a
little flashy for him...
***SIGN*** Charming Brilliant Summer Collection
**[15:03] ---**
Giroro-kun, would you try it on for me?
**[15:06] ---**
A necktie relationship...
**[15:08] ---**
Yes! It looks better than I thought!
**[15:13] ---**
Natsumi's face...
**[15:14] ---**
...is so close...
**[15:16] ---**
Have I ever been this close to her before?
**[15:19] ---**
She's so close to me,
I can feel her breath!
**[15:22] ---**
No!
**[15:23] ---**
What am I thinking?!
**[15:25] ---**
This is not Natsumi.
**[15:26] ---**
It's Keroro's mom!
**[15:28] ---**
I have to wake up.
**[15:29] ---**
I... c-can't... breathe...
**[15:32] ---**
I did it up too tight!
**[15:34] ---**
Are you all right, Giroro-kun?!
**[15:37] ---**
Ahh, I can't believe it.
Look at what time it is...
**[15:39] ---**
Where's Mother gotten to?
**[15:41] ---**
What's the matter?
**[15:43] ---**
Ah, I finally found ya.
**[15:46] ---**
Gero?
**[15:47] ---**
Father?
**[15:48] ---**
Mother, we really gotta be goin'!
**[15:50] ---**
Giroro-kun's father's waitin' on us!
**[15:53] ---**
Are you going somewhere, Father, sir?
**[15:56] ---**
We're off to the Atami hot springs.
**[15:59] ---**
See ya, Keroro.
**[16:01] ---**
W-Wait a moment...
**[16:03] ---**
Umm...
**[16:04] ---**
You see, I'm not your wife,
**[16:06] ---**
I'm Natsumi...
**[16:07] ---**
Mother, what are you keepin' on about?
**[16:10] ---**
We've got a reservation!
**[16:12] ---**
We gotta get goin'!
**[16:13] ---**
No, you see...
**[16:15] ---**
Oh, Nat-chan.
**[16:16] ---**
Why don't you just go with him for a while?
**[16:21] ---**
Quit your grumblin' and
let's get goin' already!
**[16:23] ---**
Oh, no...
**[16:26] ---**
Or, like, carted away?
***SIGN*** Summer Bargains
**[16:29] ---**
Oh, my! They're so cheap!
**[16:32] ---**
I wonder if it's a little
garish for me, though...
**[16:35] ---**
No...
**[16:36] ---**
I think it would be all right.
**[16:37] ---**
Hey, Giroro-kun...
**[16:39] ---**
Do you think it's okay if I try it on?
**[16:42] ---**
I... I should think it would be...
**[16:49] ---**
What in blazes am I doing?!
**[16:51] ---**
I know, Giroro-kun!
**[16:53] ---**
Do you want to go to the beach together?
**[16:55] ---**
N-Now?
**[16:57] ---**
But—
**[17:01] ---**
Well?
**[17:02] ---**
Want to go?
**[17:04] ---**
I'll go...
**[17:05] ---**
I'll definitely go...
**[17:12] ---**
What is going on?!
**[17:14] ---**
It's Keroro's mom I'm with!
**[17:16] ---**
My friend's mom!
**[17:18] ---**
So why...
**[17:19] ---**
...why... why is my heart dancing?!
**[17:22] ---**
Hey, Giroro-kun!
**[17:24] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[17:25] ---**
My zipper's stuck.
**[17:27] ---**
Could you help me?
**[17:29] ---**
Your zi— Your *zipper*?!
**[17:32] ---**
Pull down Natsumi's zipper?!
**[17:34] ---**
No, wait!
**[17:35] ---**
This is nothing.
**[17:36] ---**
It's Keroro's mom I'm dealing with.
**[17:38] ---**
It's just a zipper...
**[17:39] ---**
No, even then...
**[17:41] ---**
Pulling down the zipper on my
friend's mother's clothes...
**[17:44] ---**
Isn't that in itself...
**[17:46] ---**
Isn't that in itself titillittleittleittle...
**[17:50] ---**
Nonononono!
**[17:52] ---**
Hello?! Giroro?!
**[17:54] ---**
How are you doing?!
**[17:55] ---**
We've got—
**[17:57] ---**
Sorry, Keroro...
**[17:58] ---**
I have to focus my mind.
**[18:01] ---**
What do you mean?
**[18:05] ---**
Cut off...
**[18:06] ---**
Uncle! What if Giroro-san has been
attacked by enemies?!
**[18:09] ---**
Gero?! Seriously?!
He needs urgent support!
**[18:13] ---**
Tamama! Can you hear me, sir?!
**[18:15] ---**
We've lost communication
with Corporal Giroro!
**[18:17] ---**
I want you to head to his location
immediately, sir!
**[18:20] ---**
Okay!
**[18:21] ---**
He's at...
***SIGN*** Atami
**[18:22] ---**
Atami.
**[18:23] ---**
Atami...?
**[18:25] ---**
Why is he there?
**[18:33] ---**
Then... if you'll excuse me, Mother.
**[18:35] ---**
Sorry about this.
**[18:37] ---**
N-No... y-you're... quite welcome...
***SIGN*** Space Okonomiyaki FX
**[18:44] ---**
Sudden appearance of a Space Okonomiyaki FX!
**[18:47] ---**
Ahh! What?!
**[18:48] ---**
Mother, please remain hidden in a safe place!
**[18:52] ---**
Giroro-kun!
**[18:53] ---**
You are the mother of my commander.
**[18:56] ---**
I will protect you with my life!
**[18:59] ---**
Giroro-kun...
**[19:00] ---**
And one more thing!
**[19:02] ---**
Leave the zipper there, please.
**[19:13] ---**
Why did this happen...?
**[19:28] ---**
S-Sorry to have kept you waiting.
**[19:31] ---**
The zipper...
**[19:32] ---**
Human!
***SIGN*** Mysterious Creature Human
**[19:34] ---**
Sudden appearance of the
mysterious creature Human!
**[19:37] ---**
What?!
**[19:38] ---**
Good luck, Giroro-kun!
**[19:43] ---**
Once more...
**[19:45] ---**
The zipper...
**[19:46] ---**
Zipper...
**[19:47] ---**
Giant!
**[19:48] ---**
Wh—?!
**[19:49] ---**
Sudden appearance of giant squid,
giant turtle, giant crab!
***SIGN*** Giant Squid
***SIGN*** Giant Turtle
***SIGN*** Giant Crab
**[19:52] ---**
Darn it! Again?!
**[19:54] ---**
Guts! Guts!
Show them your guts, Giroro-kun!
**[19:58] ---**
Yes, Mother!!
**[20:02] ---**
The zipper!
**[20:06] ---**
I will...
**[20:08] ---**
...l-lower...
**[20:10] ---**
...Natsumi's...
**[20:11] ---**
...zippeerrrrrr!!
**[20:20] ---**
Zipper...
**[20:21] ---**
I'm here to... lower your... zipper...
**[20:24] ---**
This bag's zipper is so...
**[20:26] ---**
So stiff!
**[20:30] ---**
Bag's?! Zipper?!
**[20:32] ---**
Yes!
**[20:33] ---**
Can you open it for me, Giroro-kun?
**[20:38] ---**
I found Mr. Sergeant's mother!
**[20:41] ---**
Oh! Looks like I can't run away anymore.
**[20:45] ---**
What happened to Giroro-senpai?
**[20:47] ---**
Well, you see, I was wondering that myself!
**[20:50] ---**
Giroro-kun? Giroro-kun?
**[20:55] ---**
Ah, Tamama!
**[20:56] ---**
You found my mother?
**[20:58] ---**
Ahh, I'm so glad, sir!
**[21:01] ---**
Hm, what?
**[21:02] ---**
Giroro says he wants time off for a while?
**[21:06] ---**
What's with that?
**[21:07] ---**
Where's Giroro?
**[21:08] ---**
Giroro!
**[21:12] ---**
Meanwhile, Natsumi-chan was...
**[21:18] ---**
What're you fussin' over?
**[21:19] ---**
Keronians are always like this!
**[21:22] ---**
Whaddaya need that ol' hand towel for, eh?
**[21:24] ---**
No, I...
**[21:25] ---**
I know that, but...
**[21:27] ---**
Just let me keep my...
**[21:29] ---**
See, see, ain't this better?
**[21:31] ---**
Whaaaaaa?!
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Not even close!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
They are heavy suits.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
Omoi ze suutsu
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
I'm a creator.
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Aimu a kurietaa
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Fast and light, those sweats.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
A nude nude suit is perfect.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto piisu v
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Major win, majorinrin.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri daishourinrin
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Joke flopped, last appear!
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Subetta rasutapiaa
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
...would you be my friend?
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
So don't erase my homeland.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Dakara furusato kesanai de
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Please!)
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Tanomu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Popular even on Planet Keron!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Probably?)
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Tabun?)
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Space is big, just how much about?
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Why did you choose this place?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Doushite koko o eranda no
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(After me?)
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(Ore meate?)
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Naked de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon de pon!
**[23:07] ---**
Member of the Special Advance Team of
the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
**[23:10] ---**
the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula,
**[23:12] ---**
Lance Corporal Zeroro here.
***SIGN*** Butt firecracker
**[23:13] ---**
I am currently heading to Pekopon
on the *Grand Star* to invade.
**[23:16] ---**
When I arrive on Pekopon,
**[23:18] ---**
I will use my power as
the strongest assassin...
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:21] ---**
Type-G, come back!
**[23:23] ---**
"Kero Zero: Space Take-Out, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Kero Zero: The Food Equations, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!