E129 - Kiruru: The Messenger of Destruction, Sir!

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[00:19] [SONG] ---
    I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Ashita harereba ii na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Ashita waraeba ii na
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    If you just let life pass you by,
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Mattari ikite'rya
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Mattaku tsumannai (night)
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    If you just get it together,
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    Shikkari shite irya
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    There might just be good things
     to come. (Come on, yo!)
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
    Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
[00:50] [SONG] ---
    Clothes make the man
    Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nailing down bran Home is your capital
    800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
    Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
    You will get no tanmen from me!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
    Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Doing laundry Bath and tub
    Cleaning the floors
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
    Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Little frogs must return home at once!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    All these things I've gathered
    are sure to come in handy.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll translate them all into dreams,
    and I'll make something of them someday.
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Sore o yume ni okikaete
    itsuka mono ni suru n da
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    That is our bright road.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
[01:32] ---
    What appeared from inside
    the broken invasion counter
[01:34] ---
    was the terrifying legendary
    god of devastation, Kiruru.
[01:37] ---
    Will Earth shortly be conquered?!
[01:40] ---
    Kiru kiru kiru kiru kiru kiru kiru...
[01:44] ---
    Hmph! That guy!
[01:45] ---
    Please... someone do something!
[01:48] ---
    This really is my fault!
[01:50] ---
    Gero?!
[01:51] ---
    If I hadn't prayed to the god,
    this wouldn't have...
[01:55] ---
    I'm sorry, Sarge.
[01:57] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[02:01] ---
    Master Fuyuki, there is no need to worry, sir!
[02:03] ---
    Huh?
[02:04] ---
    My honorable leader!
[02:05] ---
    This guy...
[02:06] ---
    This guy isn't Kiruru!
[02:08] ---
    Whuuut?!
[02:09] ---
    Really?!
[02:10] ---
    How can that...
[02:11] ---
    This guy is...
[02:13] ---
    This guy is...!
[02:15] ---
    ...my cute, cute little friend Mash!
SIGN    Cute, cute little Mash
[02:18] ---
    Head slump.
[02:21] ---
    Keroro, you dumbo! You still think
    this is the time for your...!
[02:25] ---
    Ah! I know, sir!
[02:27] ---
    Here, look, look! Come on, Mash, fetch!
[02:32] ---
    See? Mash listens to what I...
[02:37] ---
    Huh?
[02:38] ---
    Gero! I knew it! This lie won't hold up!
[02:42] ---
    I'll have to honestly admit defeat, and...
[02:43] ---
    No, no, there has to be some way...
[02:45] ---
    But I have nothing I'm confident in...
    ahhh, what do I do, what do I do?!
SIGN    Shilly-shallying
[02:54] ---
    Kiru.
[02:55] ---
    Gero?
[03:03] ---
    See? Mash is a friend, sir!
[03:10] ---
    Kiruru: The Messenger of Destruction, Sir!
[03:15] ---
    We still have a week until
    the invasion deadline,
[03:18] ---
    so let's spend the time thinking
    of a good method, sir!
[03:21] ---
    But...
[03:22] ---
    Don't worry! Trust me on this, sir!
[03:25] ---
    Master Fuyuki, we're friends, aren't we, sir?
[03:28] ---
    We are, but...
[03:30] ---
    Trust me, sir!
[03:32] ---
    How long are those band-aid excuses
    going to keep on working?
[03:36] ---
    Band-aid? How insulting!
[03:38] ---
    I don't speak without a plan, sir!
[03:40] ---
    Liar! You liar!
[03:42] ---
    A-A-Anyway, if we can just find some way to
    trick Keron Army HQ within the next week...
[03:46] ---
    Don't trick them!
[03:47] ---
    Gero!
[03:48] ---
    Uncle! If Planet Keron won't stop going on
    about invasion and withdrawal and so on,
[03:52] ---
    why don't I just destroy the planet?
[03:55] ---
    D-Don't destroy it!
[03:56] ---
    But, but!
[03:58] ---
    Stop crying!
[03:59] ---
    My honorable leader.
[04:00] ---
    Yes?
[04:01] ---
    We must first do something about that
    Kiruru, or Pekopon will be in danger.
[04:05] ---
    Yeah.
[04:06] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    Cute, cute little Mash
[04:08] ---
    Oh, come on. I just told you
    he's not Kiruru, he's Mash!
[04:12] ---
    If we fail at invading Pekopon,
[04:15] ---
    they probably planned for that
    Kiruru to invade it instead.
[04:18] ---
    Keron Army HQ has put
    some thought into this.
[04:21] ---
    L-Like I said, it's not Kiruru, but...
[04:22] ---
    It's an improved version.
[04:24] ---
    Gero?
[04:25] ---
    The legendary Keronian invasion weapon,
[04:28] ---
    the KiruMiran System.
[04:30] ---
    The original Kiruru formed
    the core of that system.
[04:34] ---
    This guy is something HQ created by
    resarching the ancient ruins and stuff.
[04:38] ---
    An alternate version of Kiruru.
SIGN    Kiruru-dot
[04:40] ---
    Kiruru-dot,
    to give him another name.
[04:44] ---
    Kiru!
[04:45] ---
    Gero!
[04:46] ---
    Look, look! Mash smiled, sir!
[04:50] ---
    But he doesn't look like a
    horrifying weapon like that...
[04:53] ---
    The invasion counter must have been
    a cultivation capsule for him.
[04:57] ---
    He came out a week earlier
    than he was meant to.
[05:01] ---
    So... in just one week,
    he'll become a horrifying Kiruru?!
[05:05] ---
    He may very well.
[05:08] ---
    Kiiiiiyaaaa!
[05:11] ---
    Mash!! Stop!!
[05:15] ---
    This is my precious Dendrobium!
    You mustn't touch it!
[05:19] ---
    Kiru.
[05:23] ---
    Kiru...
[05:26] ---
    You mustn't break it.
[05:29] ---
    Kiru! Kiru!
[05:31] ---
    Kiru kiru kiru kiru kiru...
[05:35] ---
    So! I think we can call an end to
    today's emergency strategy meeting...
[05:39] ---
    Gero!
[05:42] ---
    Don't call an end to it!
[05:44] ---
    O-Okay then... By tomorrow, everyone
    come up with about three solutions each.
[05:49] ---
    That tendency of yours to push the problem
    into the future is exactly why this happened!
[05:55] ---
    What's your problem?!
    You procrastinate stuff just as much as I do!
[05:59] ---
    Don't blame me for everything!
[06:00] ---
    You keep quiet! I'm not
    taking lectures from you!
[06:03] ---
    Nor I from you, sir!
[06:05] ---
    Please don't fight, you two!
[06:07] ---
    Argh! But if you had it together,
     this wouldn't happen!
[06:07] ---
    Or, like, shilly-shally?
[06:09] ---
    I'm the leader here, sir!
[06:10] ---
    At least admit your mistakes a little!
[06:11] ---
    If you're a leader, act like one!
[06:13] ---
    Kiru kiru kiru.
[06:15] ---
    Kiru...
SIGN    Starring George Nakata Nape of Love and Sadness Special Early Screening Invitation Ticket Date: October 07th, '18 1 ticket valid for 1 person
[06:20] ---
    Yes!
[06:22] ---
    I won tickets to the preview showing!
[06:24] ---
    One week to either invade or withdraw.
[06:29] ---
    Do I push through with the invasion
    and become a total enemy to Natsumi,
[06:33] ---
    or gracefully withdraw and bid her goodbye?
[06:38] ---
    What in blazes do I do?
[06:42] ---
    Hot!!
[06:46] ---
    Maybe I should mention to Sis
    about the invasion deadline.
[06:51] ---
    But Sarge did say he
    wanted me to trust him.
[06:58] ---
    Two tickets to the preview screening.
    Maybe I'll ask Saburo-senpai to come with me?
[07:03] ---
    But would that be a date?
[07:05] ---
    If he turns me down...
[07:08] ---
    What do I do?
[07:13] ---
    Gosh, you're so silly, Mash...
[07:19] ---
    Okay, then I'll be Ortega.
SIGN    Kululu
[07:28] ---
    I see. So that's what's happening...
[07:35] ---
    Huh?
[07:36] ---
    What are these?
[07:39] ---
    Is this triangle mark Kiruru's doing?
[07:42] ---
    Yeah. Looks like everyone in
    the house got landed with one.
[07:46] ---
    So annoying.
SIGN    Pff
[07:50] ---
    I'm sure that darn Kiruru-dot is absorbing
    energy from us through these marks.
[07:55] ---
    Plus, unlike the original,
    it's not using animosity,
[07:58] ---
    but shilly-shallying as its source of energy.
[08:00] ---
    Shilly-shallying?
SIGN    Shilly-Shallying
SIGN    Invade
SIGN    Withdraw
[08:02] ---
    Shilly-shallying is when you're always wavering
    between options, unable to make a decision.
[08:02] ---
    Invade? Withdraw? Invade? Withdraw?
[08:06] ---
    Invade? Withdraw? Invade? Withdraw?
[08:06] ---
    Yes, a perfect word for Sergeant Keroro.
[08:09] ---
    Invade? Withdraw? Invade? Withdraw?
[08:11] ---
    This is bad!
[08:13] ---
    If he's with Keroro,
    the ultimate shilly-shallyer,
[08:16] ---
    Kiruru-dot will grow in no time!
SIGN    New Program Starting October Space Pirate Gerlock
[08:19] ---
    That new program's starting today,
    Space Pirate Gerlock.
[08:23] ---
    To watch, or not to watch...
SIGN    Today
    Gerlock
[08:25] ---
    If I watch it today, of course I'm going
    to want to know what happens next week.
SIGN    Today
    Next Episode Preview
[08:29] ---
    But next week is the invasion deadline.
SIGN    Next Week
     Episode 2
[08:31] ---
    If we withdraw, I won't
    be able to see episode 2.
[08:34] ---
    Then maybe it's better if I don't
    watch it in the first place?
[08:38] ---
    Yet I kinda want to see it...
[08:40] ---
    ...and I kinda don't... but I kinda do!
    But I kinda don't...
[08:44] ---
    Keroro!
[08:45] ---
    Gero?
[08:46] ---
    Where has Kiruru-dot gone?!
[08:48] ---
    Huh? Huh? What, sir?
[08:50] ---
    Ah! My Mr. Sergeant has a
    triangle mark on him, as well!
[08:55] ---
    As I thought!
[08:56] ---
    Uh?
[08:57] ---
    "Uh?" nothing!
[08:58] ---
    That Kiruru-dot is growing by absorbing
    our shilly-shallying energy!
[09:02] ---
    Gero?! Shilly-shallying energy?!
SIGN    Wavering
[09:06] ---
    Ahhh! Then now's not the time
    for indecision, sir!
[09:09] ---
    So, I've decided I will watch
    Gerlock episode 1.
[09:12] ---
    Gero!
[09:14] ---
    I asked you where Kiruru-dot is!
[09:17] ---
    I told you already, he's this way, geez!
[09:20] ---
    Mash! Have you been a good boy?
[09:26] ---
    Kiru...
[09:29] ---
    He's huge!!
[09:30] ---
    Looks like he got big while we were asleep.
[09:32] ---
    My machine!
[09:34] ---
    Dendro!
[09:41] ---
    Kiru...
[09:42] ---
    Call him Mash or whatever else you want!
[09:44] ---
    Just do something about him!
[09:46] ---
    If his size continues to escalate,
    he could bring ruin to Pekopon!
[09:50] ---
    Okay, okay, calm down.
[09:52] ---
    Did you forget you have me?!
[09:54] ---
    Why do you need this guy?!
[09:57] ---
    Tama?
[09:58] ---
    We've got problems.
[10:00] ---
    What's wrong?
[10:01] ---
    No idea why, but we've got a huge-class
    Keron Army mothership here.
[10:14] ---
    G-Gero?!
[10:16] ---
    Invasion deadline?
[10:17] ---
    Yes. And then a Keronian called
    Kiruru came out of the counter.
[10:22] ---
    For crying out loud, Fuyuki!
    Why did you keep this secret?!
[10:26] ---
    Well, I mean, Sarge said it'd be okay...
[10:30] ---
    This triangle mark must be
    the stupid frog's doing, too!
[10:36] ---
    Sis?
[10:41] ---
    There's a cross on your head!
[10:50] ---
    What do you mean, mothership?!
[10:51] ---
    Even though we still have six days
    until the invasion deadline?!
[10:54] ---
    Hold up a sec.
[10:55] ---
    I just got a communication.
[10:57] ---
    What's this?
[10:59] ---
    They've determined that
    the Kiruru is defective,
[11:02] ---
    so they're gonna take it back with
    them to Keron and destroy it.
[11:04] ---
    Gero?!
[11:06] ---
    Destroy... Mash?
[11:09] ---
    Yeah.
[11:10] ---
    Kiru?
[11:11] ---
    It's one heck of a defective unit.
[11:14] ---
    No...
[11:15] ---
    Can't be helped.
[11:16] ---
    We will have to leave this to Headquarters.
[11:19] ---
    No! No! I won't let them destroy him!
[11:22] ---
    Poor little Mash!
[11:23] ---
    Kiru...
[11:24] ---
    You say that, commander...
[11:26] ---
    What is it, sir?!
[11:27] ---
    Well, they're saying they
    already brought a replacement.
[11:30] ---
    Gero?
[11:31] ---
    A replacement Kiruru?
[11:34] ---
    Kiru?
[11:42] ---
    Gero...
[11:49] ---
    Gero!
[11:51] ---
    What are these?!
[11:53] ---
    The new Kirurus brought by HQ.
[11:56] ---
    Version X-52, apparently.
[11:59] ---
    Kiru!
[12:00] ---
    Kirukirukirukiru!
[12:02] ---
    Mash!
[12:04] ---
    Kiru kiru kiru kiru...
[12:07] ---
    Gero!
[12:11] ---
    Gero!
[12:12] ---
    When did they...?!
[12:13] ---
    It might be best if we obeyed
    and handed Kiruru-dot over.
[12:16] ---
    Ganging up on Mash to destroy him!
[12:18] ---
    I won't let it happen!
[12:19] ---
    Giru.
[12:22] ---
    Giroro, you do it.
[12:23] ---
    H-Hey! Stop that!
[12:25] ---
    Over there!
[12:25] ---
    Huh?
[12:34] ---
    N-Natsumi...
[12:38] ---
    You... stupid frog!
[12:41] ---
    This is your fault!
[12:44] ---
    Please, stop!
[12:45] ---
    Natsumi?!
[12:46] ---
    Why?!
[12:55] ---
    Leave her to me! You guys—
[12:58] ---
    Giroro, the rest is up to you!
[13:00] ---
    So fast!
[13:01] ---
    Kiru...
[13:06] ---
    Kiru...
[13:08] ---
    Thank you, Dororo-kun!
[13:10] ---
    Uncle, this way!
[13:11] ---
    Ohh, Lady Mois!
[13:15] ---
    Kiru... kiru...
[13:16] ---
    Lady Mois, I'm surprised you
    knew of a way out like this!
[13:19] ---
    Or, like, escape passage?
[13:22] ---
    Gero...
[13:24] ---
    Uncle!
[13:26] ---
    Are you okay?
[13:27] ---
    Thanks, Lady Mois!
[13:28] ---
    Grrr...
[13:30] ---
    You woman... Get away from Mr. Sergeant!
[13:34] ---
    Tamama-dono...
SIGN    Besieged
[13:35] ---
    They're heeeere!
[13:37] ---
    Sorry.
[13:38] ---
    Ah, m-my honorable leader?!
[13:45] ---
    So meeeean!
[13:45] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[13:49] ---
    I'll never forget you as long as I live!
[13:52] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[13:54] ---
    Gero!
[13:57] ---
    That woman!
[13:59] ---
    So mean, Keroro-kun!
[14:00] ---
    I will not let you get away from me!
[14:03] ---
    What happened to Tamama and Dororo?
[14:06] ---
    Good question.
[14:07] ---
    Huh?
[14:08] ---
    The mass-produced Kiruru X-52s
[14:11] ---
    can apparently control anyone who has the
    slightest amount of ill will or mistrust.
SIGN    Mistrust
[14:16] ---
    This must be the stupid frog's doing!
SIGN    Jealousy
[14:18] ---
    That woman! Jealousyyy!
SIGN    Trauma
[14:20] ---
    You are so mean, Keroro-kun!
[14:22] ---
    Welp, these guys are still
    behaving themselves,
[14:25] ---
    so I'd say you'd better return the
    faulty Kiruru-dot before they get rough.
[14:28] ---
    No way!
[14:29] ---
    Sarge!
[14:31] ---
    Gero!
[14:32] ---
    What are these things?!
[14:36] ---
    What happened to Mash?! He's so big!
[14:39] ---
    Well... lots of things...
[14:41] ---
    Stupid frog!
[14:42] ---
    This is your fault!
[14:46] ---
    Ahh, what do I do? What do I do?!
[14:48] ---
    Sarge!
[14:53] ---
    Gero?
[15:11] ---
    Kiru...
[15:19] ---
    Huh?
[15:21] ---
    Why aren't they coming after us?
[15:23] ---
    No doubt my intelligence and
    bravery struck fear into them!
[15:26] ---
    Cease this futile resistance.
[15:27] ---
    Gero?
[15:29] ---
    Prepare for immediate
    withdrawal from Pekopon,
[15:32] ---
    and hand over the defective Kiruru.
[15:34] ---
    What?!
[15:36] ---
    We will wait one hour.
[15:37] ---
    Ge?! It started already?
[15:39] ---
    If you do not obey, we will dispose of
    the defective Kiruru here.
[15:44] ---
    Ge... gero gero...
[15:47] ---
    Kiru...
SIGN    Pok Pok Pok Pok Pok Pok
[15:53] ---
    The withdrawal of the Keroro Platoon...
    the invasion of Pekopon...
[15:56] ---
    ...and the destruction of Mash... I need a
    good plan to call off all of these...
SIGN    Ding
[16:03] ---
    Gero! I can't think of
    any good ideas like that!
[16:07] ---
    Come on, don't you have anything?
[16:09] ---
    No nimble answer on the level of Ikkyuu-san,
    no idea for a one-shot comeback?
[16:12] ---
    If I had one of them,
    I'd have used it at the start!
[16:14] ---
    What the heck do you expect
    to do in just one hour?!
[16:16] ---
    You're under 50 minutes.
[16:17] ---
    Come on! That's why I'm
    saying to think of one!
[16:20] ---
    How about you think?!
[16:22] ---
    I can't think of anything at this stage!
[16:24] ---
    Well, neither can I!
[16:26] ---
    Kiru...
[16:28] ---
    It's getting bigger and bigger.
[16:30] ---
    It must be because of Uncle's and
    Giroro-san's shilly-shallying energy!
[16:31] ---
    What are we going to do...?!
[16:33] ---
    Some kind of good method...
[16:38] ---
    Ah! I almost forgot, sir!
[16:40] ---
    What?
SIGN    Starting October Space Pirate Gerlock
[16:41] ---
    I forgot to set Space Pirate Gerlock
    to record, sir!
[16:45] ---
    Do it later!
SIGN    Oranges
[16:47] ---
    Then what about this, sir?
[16:49] ---
    Ohh! A blueprint for an invasion weapon?!
[16:51] ---
    No, a random-selection ladder!
SIGN    Miraculous Invasion Success X Watch Gerlock! Miserable Withdrawal Record Gerlock
[16:54] ---
    Come on, Corporal Giroro,
    which do you want? Pick, pick, quickly!
[16:58] ---
    What's the point of picking at random?!
[16:59] ---
    Because I can't choose on my own any more!!
[17:02] ---
    Stop crying! You're an invader!
[17:04] ---
    Waaahhh!
[17:06] ---
    Waaahhh! Waaahhh!
[17:08] ---
    Dendronnn! Waaahhh!
[17:11] ---
    Wait. In the first place... What is invasion?
[17:13] ---
    What?
SIGN    Invasion
[17:15] ---
    Is... invasion really what we wanted?
[17:18] ---
    Aren't we just doing it because
    our teacher told us to?
[17:21] ---
    Didn't we just see everyone else
    invading, and say we had to too,
SIGN    Misplaced Blame
[17:24] ---
    without really thinking
    hard about it at all?!
[17:27] ---
    That is some incredibly misplaced blame.
[17:30] ---
    And Corporal Giroro
    is lured into its clutches.
[17:32] ---
    I-Is that it? Is that it, after all?
[17:35] ---
    Just because someone told us to...
    Just because everyone else was doing it...
[17:38] ---
    Is that the only reason we're invading?
[17:42] ---
    Or, like, ticking time-bomb?!
[17:45] ---
    Why invasion? What is invasion?
[17:46] ---
    What... What have I...?!
[17:47] ---
    They're both at the point of snapping.
[17:50] ---
    Uncle!
[17:51] ---
    Sarge! We don't have any more time!
[17:57] ---
    When did it...?
[18:00] ---
    Kiru...
[18:02] ---
    Mash...
[18:04] ---
    Because of me...
[18:05] ---
    Th-Then I'll...!
[18:12] ---
    That Keroro...
    What in blazes is he planning?!
[18:22] ---
    As leader of the Keroro Platoon,
    Special Advance Team of the Keron Army,
[18:27] ---
    I have something to say, sir!
[18:29] ---
    Uncle!
[18:41] ---
    Please!
[18:44] ---
    Wait just 30 more minutes.
[18:46] ---
    Sarge... Know when to quit...
[18:49] ---
    Pleeeeease!
[18:52] ---
    If I plead with them this earnestly,
    I'm sure they'll—
[18:55] ---
    Gero!!
[18:57] ---
    Ahhh, well... okay, then...
[18:58] ---
    Just 25, then.
[19:00] ---
    No no no, 20 is fine...
[19:03] ---
    That's some nice shilly-shallying.
[19:09] ---
    Whaaat, no good? Then... 18 minutes?
[19:13] ---
    No, 17 would be enough, sir.
[19:14] ---
    The energy from Sergeant Keroro's
    extraordinary shilly-shallying
[19:17] ---
    finally, at that very moment,
    exceeded Mash's absorption limit!
[19:25] ---
    Gero?
[19:27] ---
    Gero!
[19:38] ---
    H-Huh?
[19:44] ---
    A-Are those...
[19:46] ---
    ...Mash's triangles?
[19:48] ---
    Uh, so, for the time being...
[19:50] ---
    Gero?
[19:51] ---
    ...recovering Kiruru and pulling out the
    Keroro Platoon both seem kiiinda hard.
[19:56] ---
    So I was thinking maybe we would wait
    and see how they do a little longer.
[19:59] ---
    G-Gero...
[20:02] ---
    Huh?
[20:06] ---
    What... was I doing?
[20:09] ---
    Looks like the mothership and the X-52s
[20:12] ---
    got a full-on blast of
    shilly-shallying energy.
[20:16] ---
    Then... are we safe for now?
[20:18] ---
    But...
[20:20] ---
    I did it, sir!
[20:22] ---
    Looks like HQ's mothership
    sympathized with us.
[20:25] ---
    You think maybe my sincerity
    got through to them?
[20:27] ---
    Huh?
[20:29] ---
    Where's Mash?
[20:30] ---
    Sarge...
[20:33] ---
    D-Don't tell me...
[20:36] ---
    Mash!!
[20:42] ---
    Kirukiru!
[20:43] ---
    T-Titchy...
[20:44] ---
    It couldn't absorb any more of the
    commander's shilly-shallying energy,
[20:48] ---
    so it vented it all out.
[20:50] ---
    Does that... make it my fault?
[20:52] ---
    It was thanks to Mash that the
    mothership started shilly-shallying.
[20:56] ---
    He saved the Earth and the Keroro Platoon.
[20:59] ---
    Mash...
[21:02] ---
    Thank you, sir!
[21:03] ---
    Kiru!
[21:07] ---
    Gero?!
[21:17] ---
    Mash! Where are you going, sir?!
[21:22] ---
    Mash, no!
[21:24] ---
    You'll be destroyed, sir!
[21:26] ---
    It's fine.
[21:27] ---
    In what way?!
[21:28] ---
    The guys in the mothership
    are shilly-shallying.
[21:31] ---
    They'll never be able to make up
    their minds to destroy him.
[21:34] ---
    And if that guy goes to Planet Keron...
[21:37] ---
    ...the whole planet might
    start to shilly-shally.
[21:40] ---
    C-Could...
[21:42] ---
    ...our Pekopon invasion deadline
    get left up in the air?!
[21:45] ---
    Ohh!
[21:46] ---
    That's great!
[21:48] ---
    So, guess we'll be off! See ya!
[21:51] ---
    Mash! Turn them all into
    shilly-shallyers, sir!
[21:55] ---
    Take care!
[21:57] ---
    Goodbye!
[22:00] ---
    As of that day,
[22:02] ---
    it is said that half the aliens in the
    universe turned into shilly-shallyers.
[22:06] ---
    And of course, even when the
    invasion deadline passed,
[22:08] ---
    not a peep was heard from Planet Keron.
[22:12] ---
    Kiru!
[22:14] ---
    What?! Then we don't need to invade Pekopon?!
[22:17] ---
    As if, you dumbo!
[22:19] ---
    Gero...
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    I picked up a bright red TV!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Makka na terebi o hirotta
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    It was on a night
    that was just a little warm.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Cyling recycle!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Saikuringu risaikuru
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Sudden events that happen to you.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    First is always rock; the others are taboo.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    All of life's experiences are good!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Ahh...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Aa...
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    In this room with no furniture for me,
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Kagu no nai kono heya ni
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    I sit on my own with no money.
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Kane no nai ore hitori
[23:10] [SONG] ---
    Don't droop your head.
    Just keep the machine going!
[23:10] [SONG] ---
    Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    I picked up a bright red TV!
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    Makka na terebi o hirotta
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[23:28] [SONG] ---
    It was on a night
    that was just a little warm.
[23:28] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[23:35] [SONG] ---
    I'll keep riding my bike!
[23:35] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    With my big dreams and furniture on board,
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Dekai yume to kagu nosete
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
[23:52] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:54] ---
    I was sad to part with Mash,
[23:56] ---
    but now I can say goodbye
    to that invasion deadline!
SIGN    Kerokerokerokero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Dorodorodorodoro...
[23:58] ---
    I think I'll go visit a hot spring!
[24:00] ---
    It has been a while,
    men of the Keroro Platoon.
SIGN    Galugalugalugalu... Purupurupurupuru...
[24:03] ---
    Th-That voice...
[24:05] ---
    Never mind that! Why is Galulu here now?!
[24:07] ---
    Is it for the ratings?
[24:09] ---
    "Keroro Platoon: Back in Operation, Sir!"
SIGN    Ku kuu ku ku...
[24:12] ---
    "Galulu Platoon: This is How
    We Have Fought the War, Sir!"
[24:15] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[24:18] ---
    Ge-Gero!