E286 - Keroro: Carelessly Soaked Operation, Sir! / Keroro: Terror of the Softguron Invasion, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
SIGN Cream Milk Choco Chip
[01:34] ---
Carelessly oversleeping,
[01:35] ---
carelessly stepping in dog poop...
[01:37] ---
Various careless actions are
lurking within our lives.
[01:41] ---
Maybe just call it a day?
[01:44] ---
I'm not coming up with any
good invasion strategies.
[01:48] ---
Gero!
[01:49] ---
Keroro!
[01:50] ---
What are you doing?!
[01:52] ---
Um, it was just carelessness...
[01:55] ---
At that moment,
[01:56] ---
the sergeant's gray matter
was struck by inspiration!
[02:02] ---
U-Uncle?!
[02:04] ---
Y-Yes...
[02:06] ---
Carelessness...
[02:08] ---
I've thought up a good,
careless invasion plan!
[02:15] ---
Keroro: Carelessly Soaked Operation, Sir!
[02:22] ---
Fuyuki, pass the jam.
[02:24] ---
Sure.
SIGN Strawberry
[02:31] ---
Hey!
[02:33] ---
Sorry! That was careless of me.
[02:35] ---
I have to hurry up and change!
[02:37] ---
It had to be today,
when we're going on a field trip!
[02:39] ---
Gero gerori!
SIGN Kissho Academy
[02:44] ---
Nishizawa-san, get the syringe.
[02:46] ---
Sure.
[02:53] ---
I'm sorry! How careless of me!
[02:55] ---
It's no big deal.
[02:57] ---
Don't worry about it.
[02:58] ---
What did I do? What did I do...
[03:03] ---
...to Fuyuki-kun?!
[03:05] ---
He'll never marry me now!
[03:06] ---
N-Nishizawa-san?!
[03:18] ---
Hot-hot-hot!
[03:20] ---
How careless can I be?
[03:22] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[03:24] ---
So what do you think of my plan?
[03:27] ---
The stupid Pekoponians already tend to
carelessly knock over bottles and cups.
[03:32] ---
You're in no position to criticize.
[03:34] ---
But... if that careless phenomenon
starts happening everywhere,
[03:38] ---
the Pekoponians will run around in a panic,
rushing to change their soaked clothes.
SIGN Running around in a panic Running around in a panic Running around in a panic
[03:43] ---
And while they do that,
[03:44] ---
we'll invade Pekopon!
[03:48] ---
So your spilling on me
was meaningful, then.
[03:52] ---
But how did you cause all of
this careless spilling?
[03:57] ---
With this!
SIGN Careless Rokubee
[03:59] ---
Careless Rokubee!
[04:01] ---
When this guy's particles
stick to a bottle or cup,
[04:04] ---
the slightest touch will trigger it to fall
over by itself and spill out the contents.
[04:09] ---
But the Pekoponians will blame it
on their own careless clumsiness,
[04:14] ---
so we don't have to worry about
anyone finding out it was us!
[04:17] ---
And now it's time to do it for real!
[04:20] ---
Let's scatter Careless Rokubee-kun
particles all over the place!
[04:23] ---
Roger!
[04:29] ---
Here you are.
[04:32] ---
Careless...
[04:34] ---
Careless...
[04:36] ---
I'm sorry!
[04:37] ---
Careless...
[04:39] ---
The careless accident phenomenon
is expanding smoothly.
[04:41] ---
And the invasion level has risen to phase 3!
[04:44] ---
Splendid, splendid!
[04:45] ---
This is perfect! Couldn't be better-gero!
[04:49] ---
Gero?
SIGN Do Do Do Do Do
[04:53] ---
Drawing Captain Geroro?!
[04:58] ---
Gero!!
[05:00] ---
Next month's installment of Captain Geroro...
[05:02] ---
...was swallowed up by a black hole!
SIGN Curry Cuckoo
SIGN Steamed Meat Bun
[05:08] ---
Cola fell...
[05:09] ---
...in the curry!
[05:11] ---
Careless slip...
[05:12] ---
Tch!
[05:13] ---
And I was gonna go there for dinner...
[05:16] ---
I like curry with cola in it!
SIGN Kululu Curry
SIGN Ready-made Curry
[05:21] ---
Ready-made curry.
[05:24] ---
Whoa!
SIGN Splat!!
SIGN Kululu Curry
[05:28] ---
It slipped out of my hands.
[05:30] ---
Gero...
[05:31] ---
You four-eyed yellow so-and-so...
[05:33] ---
It was an accident!
[05:34] ---
This is getting out of hand!
[05:37] ---
If the careless accident phenomenon
keeps spreading like this...
[05:40] ---
...it could even hit the
Gundam model factory!
[05:43] ---
It was an accident!
[05:46] ---
If they make Gundam models
with bizarre colors
[05:49] ---
and shut down the factory,
[05:51] ---
then the release of the new
MG Mandor Gundam will...
[05:55] ---
L-Listen,
[05:57] ---
the plan is working, which is cool,
[05:59] ---
but maybe we should cancel it?
[06:01] ---
I agree!
[06:02] ---
At this rate, the candy
factories will be affected!
[06:05] ---
Morons!
[06:06] ---
The plan's going great!
[06:08] ---
You think we should stop now?
[06:09] ---
B-But...
[06:10] ---
Don't give me any buts!
[06:13] ---
All right, lunchtime.
[06:15] ---
Okay!
[06:17] ---
Koyuki-chan, want a tangerine?
[06:23] ---
That was careless...
[06:32] ---
What?!
[06:38] ---
An earthquake?!
[06:39] ---
O-Oh, my gosh!
[06:43] ---
The careless accident
phenomenon continues to grow!
[06:46] ---
We're even getting a response at a dam!
[06:48] ---
Or, like, power station?
[06:51] ---
A dam?
[06:53] ---
I-If that carelessly collapses...
[07:02] ---
I feel like this is going beyond the
boundaries of my original plan.
[07:06] ---
That's not true.
[07:07] ---
Gero?
[07:08] ---
This is exactly an invasion plan,
wouldn't you say?
[07:11] ---
But...
[07:15] ---
...there are people at the dam!
[07:18] ---
N-Natsumi?!
[07:20] ---
What's she doing there?
[07:22] ---
C-Come to think of it, she said
something about going on a field trip.
[07:27] ---
No...
[07:28] ---
At this rate...
[07:33] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[07:35] ---
Evacuate with everyone else, Natsumi-san!
[07:39] ---
I'll handle the dam somehow!
[07:41] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[07:44] ---
Easier said than done...
[07:45] ---
My strength won't be enough...
[07:47] ---
Koyuki-dono!
[07:49] ---
Leave this to me!
[07:51] ---
Dororo!
[07:53] ---
Everyone!
[07:56] ---
Stupid frog?
[07:57] ---
We made it in time!
[07:59] ---
This is happening because you proceeded
[08:01] ---
with an invasion plan without telling me!
[08:03] ---
Come on!
[08:04] ---
Let us combine into God Keron
[08:05] ---
and push that dam back into place!
[08:07] ---
R-Right! Then...
[08:10] ---
Kero Robot Combination!
[08:12] ---
One!
[08:12] ---
Two!
[08:13] ---
Three!
[08:14] ---
Four...
[08:15] ---
Five!
[08:16] ---
Cross
[08:17] ---
Pentagon!
[08:19] ---
Switch on!
[08:21] ---
A can of juice.
[08:25] ---
Nuts!
[08:26] ---
I accidentally...
[08:28] ---
...bumped into it!
[08:29] ---
What?!
[08:32] ---
Gero!
[08:34] ---
Gero!
[08:39] ---
Hey!
[08:40] ---
What are you doing?
[08:41] ---
We've gotta combine, fast!
[08:48] ---
I can't hold it back by myself!
[08:50] ---
But ours are kaput!
[08:53] ---
I guess we were so careless
[08:54] ---
that Careless Rokubee stuck
to our cans of juice.
[08:57] ---
It's like we couldn't see
the forest for the trees.
[09:00] ---
We should be ashamed for not realizing it!
[09:04] ---
You're all morons!
[09:06] ---
If you're going to bring
a beverage in the cockpit,
[09:08] ---
at least put it in the drink holder!
[09:10] ---
Like mine!
[09:12] ---
Th-That's it!
[09:14] ---
A drink holder!
[09:15] ---
What?
[09:17] ---
If we can stabilize the dam
with a gigantic drink holder,
[09:20] ---
there won't be any damage!
[09:23] ---
I see!
[09:24] ---
But where are we gonna find that?!
[09:26] ---
Don't just say things off
the top of your head!
[09:28] ---
If we don't have it, we can make it!
[09:30] ---
Make it?
[09:31] ---
That's right!
[09:32] ---
We can use God Keron's beam saber
[09:35] ---
to make a beam holder!
[09:37] ---
If we focus all the beam energy to
your robot, the only one that works,
[09:40] ---
you can create the beam holder!
[09:43] ---
The only question is
[09:44] ---
whether or not your lone robot
can withstand that energy.
[09:49] ---
I'll do it!
[09:50] ---
I will!
[09:52] ---
Share your energy with me, everyone!
[09:55] ---
Roger!
[10:02] ---
Come on!
[10:14] ---
Giroro Robot is 40% charged with energy!
[10:18] ---
50%!
[10:21] ---
60%!
[10:22] ---
Giroro...
[10:23] ---
70%!
[10:26] ---
80%!
[10:27] ---
Almost there...
[10:28] ---
Just need to hold on a little more!
[10:29] ---
90%!
[10:31] ---
100%!
[10:32] ---
Gero!
[10:35] ---
I'm charged up 120%!
[10:38] ---
Beam Holder activated!
[10:45] ---
No, you don't!
[11:05] ---
Wow!
[11:07] ---
You did it!
[11:10] ---
Giroro!
SIGN Do Not Use!
[11:28] ---
Tch.
[11:29] ---
All's well that ends well, I say.
SIGN Bravo!! Corporal Giroro!!
[11:34] ---
We're splurging on broiled eel tonight
[11:36] ---
to celebrate the efforts of Corporal Giroro!
[11:43] ---
It looks delicious!
[11:45] ---
Or, like, gorgeous splendor?
[11:47] ---
Let's all be careful not
to spill any of it, guys!
[11:50] ---
Gero!
[11:51] ---
My eel!
[11:55] ---
Everyone, be careful of careless accidents.
[12:08] ---
All the soft serve ice cream I can eat!
[12:11] ---
This is happiness!
[12:13] ---
But I ate too much
[12:15] ---
and gave myself a stomachache.
[12:17] ---
Bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, bathroom!
[12:21] ---
Ow!
[12:23] ---
No good...
[12:24] ---
I won't make it in time...
[12:30] ---
Just a dream?
[12:33] ---
Close call.
[12:35] ---
Tama?
[12:36] ---
Th-This is...
[12:39] ---
D-Don't tell me that's...
[12:40] ---
H-He didn't... right on the bed...
[12:43] ---
What's that doing here?!
[12:45] ---
Soft serve ice cream!
[12:51] ---
Keroro: Terror of the
Softguron Invasion, Sir!
[12:56] ---
Fuyuki!
[12:57] ---
I'm leaving without you!
[13:01] ---
What is this?!
[13:04] ---
Here, too?
[13:06] ---
Sheesh!
[13:07] ---
Who left that here?
[13:08] ---
Who would dump soft serve ice cream
on a person's doorstep?
[13:12] ---
Sis could've woken me up!
[13:14] ---
Socks, socks...
[13:19] ---
A-Again!
[13:21] ---
W-What's that doing here?
[13:23] ---
Soft serve ice cream?
[13:29] ---
Hey!
[13:30] ---
Get back here!
[13:32] ---
What's wrong, Tama-chan?
[13:35] ---
Momocchi...
[13:36] ---
There was soft serve ice cream on my bed,
[13:39] ---
but it escaped when I went to eat it...
[13:43] ---
What is wrong, Momocchi?
[13:46] ---
You have got ice cream on your head.
[13:50] ---
Nothing's wrong.
[13:52] ---
Right, everyone?
[13:56] ---
Wh-What are you all doing?
[13:59] ---
If you put ice cream on
your head, it will melt.
[14:02] ---
It is all right.
[14:05] ---
This won't melt.
[14:20] ---
Softguron...
[14:29] ---
Softguron...
[14:32] ---
Softguron...
[14:34] ---
Softguron...
[14:37] ---
Softguron...
[14:41] ---
Softguron...
[14:44] ---
Softguron...
[14:54] ---
Softguron...
[14:58] ---
Softguron...
[14:59] ---
Softguron...
[15:02] ---
Softguron...
[15:05] ---
Softguron...
[15:07] ---
What are they making?
[15:09] ---
Softguron...
[15:11] ---
Softguron...
[15:13] ---
Softguron...
[15:16] ---
Softguron...
SIGN Soft Serve Ice Cream
[15:20] ---
Soft serve ice cream!
[15:21] ---
Shoot!
[15:22] ---
They are on to me!
[15:23] ---
Softguron!
[15:26] ---
Stay back!
[15:27] ---
Stay back, I say!
[15:28] ---
Softguron!
[15:35] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[15:36] ---
W-W-We have got an emergency!
[15:39] ---
What's wrong, Private Tamama?
[15:41] ---
S-S-Soft serve ice cream is rebelling!
[15:44] ---
I escaped from Momocchi and Paul,
[15:46] ---
then disguised myself with
real soft serve ice cream,
[15:49] ---
but Natchi and Fukki found me out...
[15:51] ---
Anyway, soft serve ice cream is...
[15:55] ---
Soft serve ice cream...
[15:58] ---
Maybe you're referring to...
[16:00] ---
...this?
[16:03] ---
Tamama-kun...
[16:04] ---
They're our comrades.
[16:07] ---
Come, let's all be reborn
and begin our new lives.
[16:11] ---
Or, like, self-help building?
[16:13] ---
That woman!
[16:15] ---
Like I would ever do what you say?!
[16:19] ---
Soft...
[16:20] ---
...guron...
[16:21] ---
Soft...
[16:22] ---
...guron...
[16:23] ---
Soft...
SIGN Guron...
[16:24] ---
...guron...
[16:31] ---
Softguron...
[16:36] ---
Tama!
[16:40] ---
Softguron...
[16:51] ---
Let go! Let go of me!
[16:53] ---
If I let you go, they'll catch you.
[16:59] ---
How's that?
[17:00] ---
Brilliant disguise, right?
[17:04] ---
They're the Softguron.
[17:07] ---
Softguron?
[17:08] ---
Yeah. A parasitic-type enemy alien.
[17:12] ---
They're a nuisance that
attach themselves to beings
[17:15] ---
on the planet they're targeting,
[17:16] ---
increase their numbers, and then invade.
[17:20] ---
Then they will take over Pekopon soon?
[17:23] ---
Nope.
[17:24] ---
There is something that can be done.
[17:27] ---
Have you found their weakness?
[17:30] ---
What can I say?
[17:31] ---
Then let us destroy them!
[17:35] ---
The thing of it is...
[17:38] ---
...I've got something else to do.
[17:41] ---
I'm counting on you!
[17:44] ---
Y-You are counting on me?
[17:47] ---
Oh, come on!
[17:49] ---
S-Softguron...
[17:51] ---
Gero?
[17:53] ---
Softguron...
[17:56] ---
Soft...
[17:57] ---
...guron?
[17:59] ---
Soft...
[18:00] ---
...guron?
[18:03] ---
That four-eyed yellow so-and-so
make me do the hard part...
[18:06] ---
They are gonna see through my disguise.
[18:08] ---
Soft...
[18:10] ---
...guron!
[18:14] ---
Do not figure it out! Do not figure it out!
[18:16] ---
Gero?
[18:17] ---
Softguron?
[18:20] ---
Soft...
[18:22] ---
He is persistent.
[18:25] ---
Softguron...
[18:27] ---
Softguron...
[18:29] ---
Saved by his stupidity...
[18:30] ---
Soft...
[18:33] ---
Softguron!
[18:37] ---
So he did see through the disguise!
[18:40] ---
Since it has come to this...
[18:43] ---
Softguron!
[18:47] ---
To beat them,
[18:49] ---
you need to get close,
[18:50] ---
pull and stretch them out,
SIGN Winding Back in Reverse
[18:52] ---
then wind them back in reverse.
[18:55] ---
Now!
[18:56] ---
Reverse wind!
[18:57] ---
Guronsoft!
[19:06] ---
Mr. Sergeant! Are you okay?
[19:09] ---
Gero!
[19:10] ---
What happened?
[19:12] ---
You were possessed by an
enemy alien, the Softguron!
[19:16] ---
S-Softguron?
[19:17] ---
They all wind to the left!
[19:19] ---
That is the source of their power!
[19:22] ---
So rewinding them to the right defeats them!
[19:25] ---
R-Right...
[19:27] ---
Softguron...
[19:29] ---
Softguron...
[19:32] ---
Mr. Sergeant! Wind them to the right!
[19:33] ---
Wind them to the right!
[19:35] ---
R-Roger!
[19:37] ---
So...
[19:38] ---
...ft...
[19:39] ---
...guron!
[19:43] ---
Softguron!
[19:45] ---
Natsumi!
[19:46] ---
Gurosoft!
[19:51] ---
G-Giroro?
[19:53] ---
Koyuki-dono!
[19:54] ---
Gurosoft!
[19:57] ---
Huh?
[19:58] ---
Dororo?
[19:59] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[20:00] ---
Gurosoft!
[20:03] ---
Huh?
[20:04] ---
Sarge?
[20:07] ---
Huh?
[20:08] ---
What was I doing?
[20:12] ---
Master Tamama?
[20:13] ---
Momocchi!
[20:14] ---
Paul!
[20:21] ---
Sorry I'm late!
[20:23] ---
That's...
[20:23] ---
What the heck?!
[20:25] ---
Kinkin!
[20:26] ---
Was this your "something else to do"?
[20:29] ---
Mochicourse!
[20:32] ---
I made this anti-Softguron hyperspace toilet.
[20:45] ---
Soft...
[20:48] ---
Huh?
[21:06] ---
Yes!
[21:08] ---
It's stuck on so tight
that I cannot get it off!
[21:10] ---
Tama!
[21:12] ---
Uh oh!
[21:23] ---
And so,
[21:24] ---
the menace of the terrifying
invading Softguron
[21:27] ---
was flushed away into hyperspace.
SIGN The End
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
Hic!
[23:09] ---
My Keroro Platoon was on
Grand Star when... hic!
[23:12] ---
Anyway, it's Kero Zero, set during the time
we were on our way to invade Pekopon-hic!
[23:16] ---
Just wait 'til you see
our exploits next time!
[23:19] ---
That aside, hic!
SIGN Hic
[23:21] ---
My hiccups won't stop!
[23:23] ---
"Natsumi: Stop My Hiccups, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Kero Zero: Waiting on the
Training Planet, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
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