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E138 - Keroro: The Keroro Show, Sir! / Fuyuki & Chiruyo: KGS Once Again, Sir!

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[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Sounds ring out and they reach you.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Oto ga natte todoite'te
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    They linger on, and they teach you.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    The words I sing and the sights I see...
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Sonna koto yori nemui ne
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Ame ga satte odoroite
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Soto ga harete utagattari ne
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Should I buy an umbrella,
    or should I just watch out?
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    I've had enough of showing off my clout.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Mou sanzan furutte
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    You tell me first to get stronger!
[00:44] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
SIGN    Strategy Meeting
     Gundam Models
    Cleaning
    Laundry
    Gundam Models again
     Training
     Good night
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Hayaku ookiku naru tte
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Hayaku aitaku naru tte
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Hayaku aitaku naru tte
[01:31] ---
    So! What is Sergeant Keroro doing today?
SIGN    Jabariser Q Character Show New Glittering Hero Jaba Silver Joins The Fight!!
[01:35] ---
    Jabariser Q Character Show?
[01:38] ---
    It was amazing! A new character
    appeared today, Jaba Silver, sir!
SIGN    Jabariser Q Character Show
[01:42] ---
    I had my photo taken with him!
SIGN    To Keroro-kun Jabariser Q Jaba Silver ☆
[01:44] ---
    And I got Jaba Silver's autograph!
[01:47] ---
    Hey, Sarge...
[01:49] ---
    Maybe it's weird for me to be
    worried about this, but...
[01:51] ---
    Kero? What is it, sir?
[01:54] ---
    You haven't invaded in ages...
    are you going to be okay?
[01:57] ---
    I-Invasion...
SIGN    Invasion
[02:01] ---
    He just came right out and said the thing
    I was trying not to think about!
[02:07] ---
    Keroro: The Keroro Show, Sir!
SIGN    Meeting
    in Progress
SIGN    Celebrating Resuming
    Invasion Meetings
    - Giroro
[02:13] ---
    Which is why...
[02:15] ---
    ...for the first time in a while, we're going to
    hold a Pekopon invasion strategy meeting, sir!
SIGN    Long-Forgotten
    Invasion Meeting
[02:19] ---
    We've had plenty of rest recently, so
    let's pump out those invasion ideas, sir!
[02:23] ---
    Yeah!!
[02:24] ---
    Yeah...
SIGN    Three hours, forty-five minutes pass
SIGN    Long-Forgotten
    Invasion Meeting
SIGN    Idea Drought
[02:31] ---
    Idea drought!
[02:33] ---
    Sarge! I brought you some snacks!
[02:36] ---
    M-M-Master Fuyuki...
[02:38] ---
    We can't think of any invasion
    ideas at all, sir...
[02:42] ---
    I guess I've lost the knack,
[02:44] ---
    or lost my invasion sense or something.
[02:46] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, it must be the snacks.
[02:49] ---
    It is because there are no snacks!
[02:51] ---
    Ah! Snacks!
[02:58] ---
    Imbecile!
[02:59] ---
    As we all know, invasions require
    subjugation by direct military force!
[03:08] ---
    The first person
     you'll be fighting is Natsumi.
[03:11] ---
    Um, if I may be permitted
    to state my opinion...
[03:14] ---
    Let's destroy it all!
[03:16] ---
    For the sake of my beloved Uncle!
[03:18] ---
    Beloved Uncle?! Screw you!
SIGN    So jealous You're mean... How nice... I wish I could, too... Me, too... Always you... Why do you always get...
[03:21] ---
    Taste my Jealousy Shot!!
SIGN    Long-Forgotten Invasion Meeting
SIGN    Over
[03:40] ---
    In a marvelous chain reaction,
    everyone was torpedoed!
SIGN    Torpedoed
[03:44] ---
    You guys all have such funny characters.
[03:47] ---
    I agree heartily.
[03:50] ---
    If only their intense characters
    could be put to better use.
[03:56] ---
    Dororo-kun!
[03:57] ---
    That idea is accepted, sir!
SIGN    Merchandising
    Establishing Characters
    Ton of Profit
    Copyright Industry
[04:00] ---
    Now is the time for us to compete
    using our characters, sir!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Character Show You Too Can Shake Hands With An Invader © Keroro Productions
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Character Show You Too Can Shake Hands With An Invader © Keroro Productions
SIGN    Fukudaya
[04:12] ---
    "Keroro?"
[04:13] ---
    Laaame.
[04:14] ---
    Just a knockoff of Captain Geroro, isn't it?
[04:16] ---
    That stupid frog... He's
    plotting something weird again!
SIGN    © Keroro Productions
[04:28] ---
    So, like, single printing?
[04:31] ---
    Tch... darn it!
[04:32] ---
    Our character show is tomorrow!
[04:35] ---
    Giving it that extra push tonight
    will make all the difference!
[04:37] ---
    Then make yourself busy!
[04:40] ---
    It arrived!
[04:45] ---
    These... aren't colored...
[04:48] ---
    Ah, they said to paint them over here!
[04:51] ---
    I ordered them from the Jabariser factory
    specifically, and this is what I...
[04:54] ---
    This is because you asked me
[04:56] ---
    to talk them down from
    a million yen each to a third of the price.
SIGN    © Keroro Productions
[05:00] ---
    You dumbo! Know how far you can haggle!
[05:03] ---
    I-I-It was still better
    than importing them, sir!
[05:06] ---
    P-Private Tamama, paint them on the double!
[05:09] ---
    Me?!
[05:10] ---
    Now you listen!
[05:11] ---
    This plan is about selling our
    Keroro Platoon as characters!
SIGN    Charming Characters Explosively Popular
[05:16] ---
    With our charm, we'll be explosively popular!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon
    © Keroro Productions
SIGN    Keroro Platoon © Keroro Productions
[05:21] ---
    The Pekoponians will go wild and buy the
    heck out of our Keroro Platoon goods,
SIGN    Keroro Platoon ① Funniest in the Universe Over 10,000,010,000 Copies Sold! Super Popular!! Opening pages in color
[05:25] ---
    and then we'll get comics and an anime,
    and get on the cover of Shonen Alpha,
[05:29] ---
    and the first-edition copies of our DVDs
    will be a huge hit and sell out!
[05:32] ---
    And then the money will just roll in.
    A grand strategy of circled Cs and pure profit!
SIGN    © Keroro Productions
[05:38] ---
    It'll be "© Keroro Productions!"
[05:40] ---
    I don't get what "circled C" means...
SIGN    © Captain Geroro Production Committee
[05:45] ---
    This!
[05:47] ---
    You just need one of these, and for some
    reason you make money hand over fist!
[05:52] ---
    A big circled C for "cash"!
[05:54] ---
    The circled C!
[05:56] ---
    Uh. That's wrong...
SIGN    © Keroro Productions
[05:58] ---
    And on the day of our victory...
[06:01] ---
    We will be "invaders, yet popular," sir!
[06:04] ---
    The fangirls will be all like,
    "Invade me, too!" It'll be huge!
SIGN    <Scoop>
    That Idol, On A
    Heart-Pounding Date
    With An Invader?!
SIGN    Explosively popular in the
    streets right now are the
    invaders from space.
    They have finally
    started invading into
    even girls' hearts.
    We have managed to
    get a couple's shot
    of one of the invaders
    with that certain idol,
    often the subject
    of this magazine!
    What a lucky pair they are!
[06:08] ---
    And we'll go out with celebrity idols
    or something and appear on talk shows!
SIGN    <Scoop>
    Natsumi, On A
    Heart-Pounding Date
    With Giroro?!
SIGN    Explosively popular in the
    streets right now is
    Giroro from space.
    He has finally
    started invading into
    even girls' hearts.
    We have managed to
    get a couple's shot
    of Giroro
    with Natsumi,
    often the subject
    of this magazine!
    What a lucky pair they are!
[06:13] ---
    Of course, the general public
    will be fair game, too!
[06:17] ---
    Get painting!
[06:18] ---
    Okay...!
[06:21] ---
    My honorable leader,
    I have brought the script...
[06:24] ---
    Wh-Where's my costume?
SIGN    © Keroro Productions
[06:27] ---
    Yours?
[06:28] ---
    There isn't one.
[06:29] ---
    What?!
[06:30] ---
    I mean... I placed the orders based
    on the characters who'll stand out.
[06:34] ---
    S-Stand out?
[06:36] ---
    Never mind that. Did you finish the script?
SIGN    Character doesn't stand out.
[06:40] ---
    I... I knew it, I have no presence!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon
    Stage Script
    © Keroro Productions
[06:43] ---
    You are so mean!!
SIGN    Scriptwriter: Absconded!!
[06:45] ---
    Scriptwriter: Absconded!
[06:47] ---
    Wa-Wait! What about the script?!
[06:49] ---
    The show's tomorrow!
[06:51] ---
    Gero? Oh, it's here!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Stage Script © Keroro Productions ( Final Manuscript ) by Dororo
SIGN    Lead Part: Dororo Supporting Role 1: Keroro-dono Supporting Role 2: Giroro-dono Supporting Role 3: Tamama-dono Presented by: Mois-dono
SIGN    Lead Part: Dororo Supporting Role 1: Keroro-dono
[06:54] ---
    "Lead Part: Dororo?"
[06:56] ---
    Worthless.
[06:57] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[07:00] ---
    Are we meant to be the ones
    wearing these costumes?
[07:02] ---
    Yeah, I mean, you've gotta
    have the real people...
[07:04] ---
    These are Pekoponian-sized!
[07:07] ---
    Gero?!
[07:08] ---
    Uncle!
[07:09] ---
    Can't wait for tomorrow.
SIGN    © Keroro Productions Keroro Platoon Character Show
[07:17] ---
    And so, the next day.
SIGN    The next day
SIGN    Keroro Platoon
    Merchandise Shop
    © Keroro Productions
[07:20] ---
    You sure you want to be lending
    a hand to the invasion plan?
[07:24] ---
    Well, I'm, you know, a space diplomat.
SIGN    Space Diplomat
[07:27] ---
    I have to know the people I'm dealing with.
[07:29] ---
    Ah, so you do.
[07:31] ---
    Hello, friends! There are so many people here!
    Thank you all for coming!
[07:35] ---
    Come on, why don't you all
    give me a nice, cheerful greeting?
[07:38] ---
    Hello!
[07:43] ---
    What?! You sent a letter
    of challenge to Viper?!
[07:46] ---
    You've gotta have an enemy.
[07:48] ---
    You'll be on stage and wearing a costume!
[07:50] ---
    You plan to go all-out
    against Viper like that?!
[07:52] ---
    Eh, it'll work out somehow!
[07:54] ---
    I am finished!
[08:00] ---
    Wh... What is this...
[08:03] ---
    Our popularity will explode
    if we go out in these!
[08:05] ---
    I... I can't.
[08:07] ---
    We'll have to abort...
[08:10] ---
    Okay, let's all call him out!
[08:13] ---
    Sergeant Keroro!
[08:14] [SONG] ---
    3, 2, 1, Fire!
[08:20] ---
    Kerorin!
[08:20] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero! Forward ho!
[08:23] ---
    Laaaame!
[08:24] ---
    You've gotta be kidding.
[08:24] [SONG] ---
    To conquer Earth!
[08:25] ---
    Heh heh heh. This is merely
    my temporary identity, sir.
[08:27] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[08:28] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[08:29] ---
    In actuality, I am...
[08:31] ---
    ...an invader for justice...
    Sergeant Keroro!
[08:34] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[08:35] ---
    And...
[08:37] ---
    H-Hey.
[08:38] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[08:39] ---
    C-Corporal Giroro.
[08:43] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[08:43] ---
    Anyway, salute!
[08:44] ---
    H-Huh...?
[08:47] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[08:49] ---
    Whoa, they frickin' fell over...
[08:50] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[08:51] ---
    What wimps!
[08:53] ---
    Ooh! They think it's funny!
    Corporal Giroro, Corporal Giroro!
[08:53] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[08:57] ---
    Good pratfall, sir!
[08:59] ---
    Keep with this line.
     We'll lower the enemy's guard, sir!
[09:00] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[09:02] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[09:02] ---
    O-Okay...
[09:07] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[09:09] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[09:10] ---
    So dumb!
[09:12] ---
    I-Is this... acceptable?!
[09:14] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[09:15] ---
    So what in the world will happen next?
[09:18] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[09:19] ---
    Oh, but before that,
    let's call in some backup!
[09:22] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[09:22] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[09:25] ---
    Yes!
[09:27] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[09:27] ---
    Sorry to keep you all waiting!
[09:30] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[09:31] ---
    Oh, he's kinda cute!
[09:33] ---
    First place in the character
    popularity polls is mine.
[09:34] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[09:40] ---
    Oh! Is this the mean-spirited attack
    of an unknown enemy?!
[09:43] ---
    Gero?!
SIGN    As I am returning to the country today, I find myself unable to respond to your challenge. - Some Viper
[09:44] ---
    As I am returning to the country today, I find
    myself unable to respond to your challenge.
[09:48] ---
    Some Viper.
[09:50] ---
    Gero! He's not coming?!
[09:52] ---
    Wh-What do we do?
[09:54] ---
    You stupid frogs!
[10:01] ---
    Gero?! L-Lady Natsumi!
[10:04] ---
    What stupid thing are you doing here
    instead of cleaning the house?!
[10:07] ---
    Gero!
[10:08] ---
    Ah... Sis...
[10:10] ---
    I thought this might happen, so I...
[10:20] ---
    Wh-What is this?!
[10:26] ---
    Thank you, Kululu!
SIGN    Kukukukuku...
[10:30] ---
    My work is perfect.
[10:32] ---
    I see thy true form!
    Natsumi Viper, minion of evil!
[10:37] ---
    I will bring you to justice, to justice!
[10:39] ---
    To justi—
[10:40] ---
    Making me look like this...
[10:42] ---
    This stupid joke ends here!
[10:47] ---
    And this cheap-looking stage!
[10:54] ---
    Natsumi! You finally share my love for guns?!
[10:57] ---
    Not in a million years, you gun freak!
[11:03] ---
    That's great!
[11:04] ---
    So cool!
[11:07] ---
    T-Too great, sir...
[11:19] ---
    Natsumi! Natsumi!
[11:20] ---
    The Keroro Platoon character show...
SIGN    Finished
    © Keroro Productions
[11:23] ---
    ...thus concluded!
SIGN    A few days later
[11:27] ---
    And then, a few days later.
SIGN    Confectionery & Sundries
[11:32] ---
    It's you! Natsumi Viper!
[11:34] ---
    What are you doing here instead
    of cleaning the house?!
[11:36] ---
    Ah, gero!
[11:37] ---
    It looks like it's popular...
[11:40] ---
    Geez... thanks to those stupid frogs, I can't
    go out for the time being without a disguise!
[11:44] ---
    Umm, Lady Natsumi?
[11:47] ---
    Can I have the © on Natsumi Viper...
[11:51] ---
    Will you just stop?!
[11:53] ---
    ©!
SIGN    Character Show
[11:55] ---
    Their first invasion strategy in a while...
[11:57] ---
    ...didn't work! Surprised?
[12:10] ---
    We're going back in time a bit,
[12:11] ---
    to just before the sergeant's show
    was about to begin.
SIGN    Merchandise Shop
SIGN    Submenu Take Photo Zoom
[12:17] ---
    Fuyuki-kun.
[12:19] ---
    Yamaura. You keep watch over
    Hinata Fuyuki.
[12:22] ---
    G-Got it.
[12:24] ---
    Tsukigami, let's go.
[12:26] ---
    Roger.
[12:28] ---
    Do you remember them? They are
    Kissho Academy's newspaper club,
[12:32] ---
    KGS!
SIGN    KGS
[12:35] ---
    Hey! Will you get a move on?
[12:37] ---
    Th-This is a truly difficult
    costume to put on, sir.
[12:41] ---
    G-Gero!
SIGN    Submenu Take Photo Zoom
[12:44] ---
    Did you get that?!
[12:50] ---
    Fuyuki & Chiruyo: KGS Once Again, Sir!
[12:58] ---
    I'll get a sample from them... one of their
    hairs or leg hairs or something!
[13:02] ---
    They don't have any.
[13:04] ---
    We'd better pull out already.
[13:06] ---
    Not yet!
[13:07] ---
    I'll smash it to bits!
SIGN    Chiruyo Memo No. 2673
[13:14] ---
    Oh no! Let's get out of here!
[13:17] ---
    Right!
[13:19] ---
    Okay, nice! We've got ourselves a scoop!
SIGN    KGS News
[13:22] ---
    But it was scary, just like I thought.
[13:25] ---
    I-It's no good, Desk!
[13:27] ---
    They're not in a single one!
[13:28] ---
    What?!
[13:30] ---
    There must have been some
    jamming waves or something!
[13:32] ---
    Another failure?!
[13:33] ---
    This was a fantastic piece that could have
    rocketed our sold copies back up in an instant!
[13:38] ---
    It seems that we have some
    nuisances sniffing around us.
[13:44] ---
    I think I'm losing my confidence
    as an invader, sir.
[13:47] ---
    It's okay.
[13:49] ---
    Or, like, massive ego?
[13:51] ---
    Gero? Chiruyo Memo? Who was that again?
SIGN    Chiruyo Memo No. 2673
[13:55] ---
    Ah! I think she was that glasses girl from
    the newspaper club who tried to investigate us!
[14:00] ---
    Ah, her!
[14:03] ---
    Let's see, let's see. "I am
    Tsukigami Chiruyo of KGS."
SIGN    Chiruyo Memo No. 2673
[14:06] ---
    "I have snuck into a suspicious
    stage show and am currently observing."
[14:09] ---
    "The Froglings kept by the Hinata family seem
    to have migrated to Earth to find work,
[14:13] ---
    and are penniless aliens who always mess up."
[14:16] ---
    What did she say?!
[14:18] ---
    You may be penniless,
    Mr. Sergeant, but I am not.
[14:23] ---
    These Froglings are clumsy and pitiful,
[14:26] ---
    We're friends!
[14:26] ---
    so they have Fuyuki-kun to look after them.
[14:29] ---
    Fuyuki-kun is truly great.
    I want to guard his secret.
[14:33] ---
    Hey, what the heck?!
SIGN    © Keroro Productions
[14:39] ---
    I've never read such misguided nonsense!
[14:41] ---
    This is defamation of character
    directed at our Keroro Platoon!
[14:44] ---
    If we leave this unchecked,
    it will scar our names as invaders!
[14:48] ---
    Ah, yes, you're an invader. I almost forgot!
SIGN    An Invader, Lest We Forget
SIGN    Submenu Take Photo Zoom
SIGN    Erasing
[14:53] ---
    Sorry, Desk.
[14:55] ---
    These have to be erased.
[14:57] ---
    It's for Fuyuki-kun.
SIGN    Chiruyo Memo
[15:03] ---
    I'm a woman who only ever writes memos.
[15:05] ---
    But... someday, I'm sure,
    Fuyuki-kun and I will...
[15:12] ---
    Haha. Chatting via a memo pad
    is kind of fun, isn't it?
SIGN    Haha. Chatting via a memo pad is kind of fun, isn't it? - Fuyuki
SIGN    Chiruyo Yes.
[15:20] ---
    Yes.
SIGN    Your handwriting is very pretty. - Fuyuki
[15:21] ---
    Your handwriting is very pretty.
[15:28] ---
    Pretty. Pretty. Pretty.
[15:31] ---
    You're pretty.
[15:33] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[15:34] ---
    I have to jot down the image
    I just got before I forget...
[15:37] ---
    Huh? Huh?
[15:39] ---
    It's not here... It's not here...
[15:41] ---
    It's gone! My memo pad number two thousand
    six hundred seventy-three is goooone!
SIGN    Chiruyo Memo No. 2673
[15:47] ---
    Bah! And so!
[15:49] ---
    I think I want to teach this Chiruyo girl
    a little about how fearsome we can be, sir!
[15:53] ---
    Leave it to me.
[15:54] ---
    Ooh!
[15:55] ---
    I have the perfect thing for intimidation.
[16:03] ---
    Let's do this.
[16:04] ---
    Gero gerori.
[16:07] ---
    Stupid frog, you've rui—
[16:09] ---
    Oh, he's not here...
[16:11] ---
    Maybe he's in the secret base?
[16:13] ---
    That pain in the neck. I'll give him
    what-for when I find him.
SIGN    Chiruyo Memo No. 2673
[16:17] ---
    Huh?
[16:18] ---
    Is this Tsukigami-san's memo pad?
[16:21] ---
    Why is it here?
[16:23] ---
    Oh, well! I'll give it back to her tomorrow.
SIGN    The following morning
[16:28] ---
    And the following morning.
[16:30] ---
    I can't believe I'd lose such an important
    memo pad! Please, please be in the club room!
[16:35] ---
    Excuse me!
[16:36] ---
    Ah... Maybe I was too early...
[16:40] ---
    Let me just leave it here.
[16:44] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Why is Fuyuki-kun here?
SIGN    KGS News
    Past Issues
    BOX
[16:47] ---
    Tsukigami-san! Um...
[16:51] ---
    What's this?!
[16:53] ---
    We're not even in the
    science lab on a Saturday!
[17:00] ---
    What is this place?
[17:07] ---
    Wh-What?
[17:08] ---
    I wonder what's...
[17:13] ---
    Kinutalaboratory!
[17:16] ---
    Could you guys...
[17:18] ---
    ...have some relation to the ancient ruins
    said to have come out of the ground
[17:22] ---
    when the block of flats behind T Productions
    in Setagaya was destroyed?!
[17:25] ---
    Incomprehensible.
SIGN    Incomprehensible
[17:27] ---
    Visualeffects!
[17:35] ---
    Tsukigami-san!
[17:37] ---
    Run away!
[17:39] ---
    Fuyuki-kun... My hand...
[17:41] ---
    He's holding my...
SIGN    Space Leeches
[17:44] ---
    Space leeches!
[17:46] ---
    This way!
[17:47] ---
    Dali...
SIGN    Super Darii
[17:48] ---
    Super Dali!
[17:49] ---
    This way!
[17:50] ---
    Space Cerberus!
SIGN    Space Cerberus
[17:54] ---
    We're doomed!
[17:57] ---
    Honestly!
[17:59] ---
    Just because I scorched
    a T-shirt with an iron
[18:01] ---
    doesn't mean she has to push
    all this laundry on me!
[18:03] ---
    Lady Natsumi is the worst!
[18:05] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[18:06] ---
    Gero?
[18:07] ---
    We have been waiting for you!
[18:08] ---
    We already caught two in it.
[18:12] ---
    I bet two of those newspaper club twerps
    both fell in the trap at the same time, sir!
[18:16] ---
    Maybe.
[18:17] ---
    Gerori.
[18:18] ---
    I imagine they're crying and screaming at
    the sheer horror unfolding down there, sir!
[18:23] ---
    And then we'll appear
    in the middle of it all,
[18:25] ---
    mow down the monsters in an instant,
[18:28] ---
    and show 'em the greatness and
    fearsomeness of our Keroro Platoon.
[18:34] ---
    And brag about it, sir!
[18:38] ---
    Move out!
[18:46] ---
    That's...
[18:49] ---
    Juwa!
[18:50] ---
    Sarge!
[18:51] ---
    Help us, Sarge!
[18:53] ---
    Gero?! Why is Master Fuyuki here?!
[18:55] ---
    B-But...
[18:57] ---
    Master Fuyuki... I'll apologize a lot
    afterwards, so please forgive me.
[19:00] ---
    All for the sake of scaring the crap
    out of that glasses girl!
[19:04] ---
    Let's get them!
[19:06] ---
    Yeah!
[19:10] ---
    Gero?
[19:10] ---
    Sis?
[19:15] ---
    A-Are you okay, Natsumi?
[19:17] ---
    Yeah. I'm okay.
[19:19] ---
    Giroro?
[19:20] ---
    W-What?!
[19:22] ---
    Don't move...
[19:24] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[19:28] ---
    You have mud... on your face.
[19:30] ---
    Natsumi...
[19:36] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Large Prop
[19:36] ---
    Gero?
[19:39] ---
    Pack it in!
[19:41] ---
    How dare you use my combat library
    for your own purposes!
[19:44] ---
    Corporal! What do you mean,
    combat library?
[19:47] ---
    Uh, my past battles, digitized
    and saved for research purposes.
[19:52] ---
    So... those monsters just now were data?
[19:56] ---
    Then what about the part where you
    were digging potatoes with Sis?
[19:57] ---
    Don't move...
[19:59] ---
    You didn't tell me you had
    that data recorded.
[20:00] ---
    Don't move...
[20:03] ---
    N-N-Natsumi, too, is an enemy
    who must be defeated someday.
[20:03] ---
    Don't move...
[20:05] ---
    Don't move...
[20:06] ---
    I had a duty to record it and research it.
[20:08] ---
    I definitely do not think that is why.
[20:08] ---
    Don't move...
[20:10] ---
    Don't move...
[20:11] ---
    Shut up shut up shut up!
[20:14] ---
    Laugh it off, laugh it off!
[20:16] ---
    My butt's itchy!
[20:17] ---
    What on Earth is this?
[20:19] ---
    Ahh! This is the perfect time!
[20:21] ---
    Here.
SIGN    Banana Peel
[20:22] ---
    Banana peel!
[20:23] ---
    Go!
[20:27] ---
    How're y'all doin'?
[20:30] ---
    This is the sergeant's pleasure—
    no, his pitiable and inescapable nature!
[20:34] ---
    For some reason,
     I feel I have to step on it!
[20:40] ---
    What?!
[20:41] ---
    Gero!
[20:46] ---
    Best way to lighten the mood.
[20:48] ---
    Are you a comedian?
SIGN    Comedian
[20:51] ---
    A comedian...?
[20:53] ---
    Well, using the combat library...
[20:56] ---
    ...might have been going a bit far.
[20:58] ---
    Geez, you aren't kidding.
    That's not funny, you know!
SIGN    Funny
[21:03] ---
    Funny?
[21:04] ---
    Anyway, I'm not a clumsy,
    pitiful, penniless alien!
[21:09] ---
    Y-You read my memo pad?!
[21:11] ---
    Give it back!
[21:12] ---
    We're invaders, ma'am!
[21:15] ---
    Give it back, you...!
[21:18] ---
    Fuyuki-dono.
[21:20] ---
    I require it returned!
[21:22] ---
    Tsukigami-san.
SIGN    Chiruyo Memo No. 2673
[21:25] ---
    D-Did you look inside?
[21:28] ---
    Don't be silly! I wouldn't look.
[21:31] ---
    R-Right...
[21:32] ---
    By the way, about Sarge and the others...
[21:35] ---
    It's okay.
[21:37] ---
    I know. I'll definitely keep your secret.
[21:41] ---
    Thank you!
[21:43] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[21:45] ---
    Erasing her memory appears unnecessary.
[21:48] ---
    I... feel dissatisfied, sir.
[21:50] ---
    You do?! What about me, you nincompoop?!
[21:53] ---
    I can see time!
[21:55] ---
    I have finally learned the truth.
[21:58] ---
    Fuyuki-kun is trying to turn these monstrous
    aliens into respectable comedians.
[22:04] ---
    I want to watch over his great work.
[22:07] ---
    And... someday, I'm sure...
[22:12] ---
    I'm sure...
SIGN    Froggan Comedianization Memo
[22:13] ---
    It seems that ultimately Sarge and
    the others turned into comedians.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    I picked up a bright red TV!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Makka na terebi o hirotta
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    It was on a night
    that was just a little warm.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Cyling recycle!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Saikuringu risaikuru
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Sudden events that happen to you.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    First is always rock; the others are taboo.
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    All of life's experiences are good!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Ahh...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Aa...
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    In this room with no furniture for me,
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Kagu no nai kono heya ni
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    I sit on my own with no money.
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Kane no nai ore hitori
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    Don't droop your head.
    Just keep the machine going!
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
[23:14] [SONG] ---
    Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    I picked up a bright red TV!
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    Makka na terebi o hirotta
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    It was on a night
    that was just a little warm.
[23:27] [SONG] ---
    Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
[23:35] [SONG] ---
    I'll keep riding my bike!
[23:35] [SONG] ---
    Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    With my big dreams and furniture on board,
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Dekai yume to kagu nosete
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
[23:52] ---
    I am 556!
[23:53] ---
    On my bike with no saddle,
    today I will race to the end of the universe!
[24:00] ---
    Pedaling while standing is the best!
[24:02] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry my brother
    has so much energy even when he's got a cold!
[24:06] ---
    Never mind that!
     I actually forgot 556 can talk.
[24:10] ---
    "556: Inner-Tokyo is a Man's Battlefield, Sir!"
[24:14] ---
    It's a two-parter! How's that?
[24:16] ---
    Ge-Gero!