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E212 - Keroro: Don't Look At That, Anything But That, Sir! / 556 vs. Space Inspector, Sir!

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[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Let's roll them up and play
    with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
    Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    "Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    "Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN    Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
    Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
    Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN    Strategy Meeting!!
    Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
    Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN    People should just go with the flow.
    It's not our fault!
    Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    "Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
    "Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN    Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN    I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
    Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
    Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
    "Natsumi~!"
[01:31] ---
    How many times do I have
    to tell you, stupid frog?!
[01:34] ---
    For crying out loud!
[01:35] ---
    Yes'm, yes'm, yes!
[01:38] ---
    Today, once again,
[01:39] ---
    Sarge is being told off by Natsumi-chan
    for something he did wrong, but...
[01:44] ---
    Blehhhhhh! ...ma'am!
[01:46] ---
    Excuse me, but this was your fault.
[01:49] ---
    Gero.
[01:50] ---
    More importantly, don't forget to
    prepare for tomorrow's training camp.
[01:54] ---
    Hmph! Mind your own business, sir!
[01:57] ---
    Tamama Impact... Tamama Impact...
SIGN    Incoming Call Normal Zoom Menu
[01:59] ---
    Ah, is that Private 2nd Class Tamama?
[02:01] ---
    This must be about tomorrow's
    training camp, sir.
[02:04] ---
    Mm-hmm. Meet up at
    eight in the morning, okay...
[02:06] ---
    Ah, wait just a sec, I'll jot it down.
[02:09] ---
    Gero?
[02:11] ---
    Pft... This'll do.
[02:13] ---
    Ahh, no, it's nothing, sir!
SIGN    Scribble Scribble
[02:17] ---
    So? Mm-hm. I see, sir!
[02:25] ---
    Keroro: Don't Look At That,
    Anything But That, Sir!
SIGN    Kujukuri
[02:36] ---
    And so!
[02:37] ---
    We've come here again this year,
[02:39] ---
    to Space Kujukuri Beach!
[02:41] ---
    Being buffeted by these raging winds
[02:43] ---
    really brings some motivational
    tension to my mind and body!
[02:46] ---
    Once again this year, the two nights and
    three days of training camp shall begin.
[02:50] ---
    You say that... but I do not remember doing
    this last year... or the year before.
[02:56] ---
    Don't say it!
SIGN    Dressing Room
[03:02] ---
    It really gets you fired up when you don
    the dedicated training uniform, sir!
SIGN    Potato Chips
[03:08] ---
    Huh? I cannot find my uniform...
[03:11] ---
    Hmm... That's just no good, sir!
[03:14] ---
    It's the proof you've become slack!
SIGN    Potato Chips
[03:15] ---
    In that case, I will
    gladly lend you my spare.
[03:18] ---
    Thank you! I must have just accidentally
    forgotten it in my room, tee hee!
[03:22] ---
    Well, no wonder you can't find it, then.
[03:26] ---
    "Forgotten"?
[03:28] ---
    "Can't find"?
SIGN    Scribble Scribble
SIGN    Lovey-dovey for Natchi
    
    
     8:00 AM
     Platform 0
     Bananas are not snacks
SIGN    Keroro-sama is here
    
    
    Stand up! Stand up, Juu!
SIGN    Washboard Chest
[03:35] ---
    G-Gerohcrap, sir.
[03:37] ---
    I was planning on hiding
    that photo afterward...
[03:41] ---
    Don't tell me I...!
SIGN    Scribble Scribble Scribble
[03:47] ---
    I was getting the feeling that
    I couldn't find something...
SIGN    Enraptured
[03:51] ---
    My photo of Natsumi with the passionate
    message written on it...!!
SIGN    Doooom
[03:56] ---
    I wonder what's the matter
    with the two of them...?
[03:58] ---
    Beats me.
SIGN    Curry Monthly
[04:03] ---
    I just know I left it right there, sir.
[04:07] ---
    Don't tell me I dropped it
    while I was getting ready?!
[04:11] ---
    Mr. Sergeant and Mr. Corporal...
[04:13] ---
    They are falling behind, yes.
[04:15] ---
    A-Anyway... I have to hurry and recover it.
[04:18] ---
    But... What can I...?
[04:21] ---
    Yes! I'll tell Mois-chan, who's back at
    the house, to collect it!
[04:25] ---
    Ngggh!
[04:26] ---
    At this point... I have no other choice
    but to ask for Fuyuki's help!
[04:30] ---
    The phone! I have to get back to
    the camp point and use the phone!
[04:33] ---
    Please make it in time!!
[04:34] ---
    I've really done it this time!!
[04:37] ---
    What?!
[04:38] ---
    Mr. Sergeant and Mr. Corporal...
[04:38] ---
    What was that?
[04:39] ---
    They're together?
[04:41] ---
    They certainly caught up...
SIGN    Welcome, Keron Army Soldiers
SIGN    Front Desk
[04:50] ---
    Gero gerori. Now's the perfect time...
SIGN    HNNNGG
[04:54] ---
    Gero...
[04:55] ---
    It's almost time for dinner.
[04:58] ---
    What are you doing around here?
[04:59] ---
    Oh, you know, I was just seeing if there's
     an air hockey table or something, sir!
[05:04] ---
    N-Never mind me.
    What about you, Corporal Giroro?
[05:06] ---
    W-Was wondering where the bath was.
SIGN    Friends for the
    Journey
[05:08] ---
    I-It's... that way, sir.
[05:10] ---
    A nice, open-air bath, sir!
[05:12] ---
    I... I see...
[05:17] ---
    Then I'll go look for that...
SIGN    This way ->
SIGN    Silence...
SIGN    Friends for the
    Journey
SIGN    Restless Restless
[05:36] ---
    Hello!
[05:37] ---
    Ah, Lady Mois!
SIGN    Whisper Whisper
[05:38] ---
    I... I have an urgent request for you, ma'am.
[05:41] ---
    A request?
SIGN    Whisper Whisper
[05:43] ---
    I left something... p-precious
    in the Hinatas' living room...
[05:47] ---
    Something precious to you, Uncle?
SIGN    Whisper Whisper
[05:49] ---
    A photo... A photo of Lady Natsumi, ma'am...
SIGN    Silence...
[05:55] ---
    Lady Mois?
[05:56] ---
    N-No...
[05:57] ---
    A photo of Natsumi-san
    is precious to you?
[06:00] ---
    Uncle! When did you start
    liking Natsumi-san more than me?
[06:03] ---
    That's horrible! You're horrible,
    Uncle! Or, like, stupid frog?!
[06:10] ---
    S-Stupid frog?
[06:11] ---
    That woman!!
[06:13] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Welcome, Keron Army Soldiers RESERVED
[06:15] ---
    What am I supposed to do?!
[06:18] ---
    No sign of Keroro.
[06:21] ---
    Okay.
SIGN    Friends for the Journey
SIGN    Restless Restless
[06:29] ---
    Hello. Hinata residence.
[06:31] ---
    F-Fuyuki-kun?! I have a favor I
    need to ask of you, man to man.
SIGN    Whisper Whisper
[06:34] ---
    What's up, Corporal?
SIGN    Whisper Whisper
[06:36] ---
    I-It's a photo. A photo of Natsumi...
[06:38] ---
    Huh? A photo of Sis?
    Should I take one with my phone?
[06:42] ---
    Ah... sorry...
SIGN    Bumble Bumble
[06:44] ---
    N-No! Not that! It's not that!
[06:45] ---
    The truth is... there's a photo I happened
    to take with Natsumi, and... on the back...
[06:48] ---
    Who's that?
SIGN    Erk
[06:49] ---
    It's the Corporal.
[06:51] ---
    Something about a photo of you...
[06:56] ---
    What a wonderful Saturday...
[06:59] ---
    I absolutely have to get
    that photo hidden today!
[07:03] ---
    Judging by Natsumi's reaction yesterday,
    I don't think she's found it yet.
[07:06] ---
    There should still be time!!
[07:10] ---
    Incredible speed today, as well!
[07:12] ---
    The two of them are very
     motivated this year.
SIGN    Friends for the
    Journey
[07:18] ---
    If Lady Mois is no good,
    then... I'll try her!
[07:26] ---
    It looks like no one's home...
[07:29] ---
    Huh? Ummm...
SIGN    Her
[07:33] ---
    It looks like I can't, after all.
[07:35] ---
    Boo hoo...
SIGN    Glooom
[07:37] ---
    I knew it.
SIGN    Friends for the
    Journey
[07:41] ---
    At this time of day,
    Fuyuki will be at school.
[07:44] ---
    The cat! I have to ask the cat!
SIGN    Restless Restless
[07:48] ---
    Come on, cat!
     Answer the phone, quick!
SIGN    Glooom
[07:57] ---
    I knew it.
[07:59] ---
    Y'know, missus, I think
    it's time to forgive 'em.
[08:02] ---
    F-Fine...
[08:04] ---
    There's only one thing for it!
[08:06] ---
    Ahhh! Cramp! Wouldn't you know it,
    I have a sudden abdominal cramp!
[08:11] ---
    I have a headache in my head!
[08:11] ---
    Ahh, cramp!
[08:12] ---
    It hurts!
[08:12] ---
    Mr. Sergeant and Mr. Corporal?
SIGN    Faking
[08:15] ---
    Ahh! It's no good! I can't
    go on with the training!
[08:18] ---
    M-Me, neither!
SIGN    Faking
[08:20] ---
    It might be best for me to drop out
    before I get in the way of everyone else!
[08:24] ---
    O-Ow...
[08:25] ---
    This is terrible!
[08:27] ---
    You two, quickly, take these.
[08:31] ---
    They are special army-use capsules,
    "Kerothrin C." They can cure anything!
[08:35] ---
    You will be fine!
[08:36] ---
    Come on now, swallow!
[08:39] ---
    Ohh! My headache is suddenly better!
[08:42] ---
    I'm feeling better, too!
[08:44] ---
    Thank goodness!
[08:45] ---
    Nin nin!
[08:53] ---
    I-It's gotta be the phone...
    There's only the phone!
[08:56] ---
    If we can just end this training quickly...
[09:00] ---
    Illness does not deter them one bit!
[09:02] ---
    I cannot catch up...
[09:03] ---
    Th-That's it, I can't take it! Lady Mois!
[09:06] ---
    Use your Lucifer Spear to blow up
     Pekopon and the photo along with it!
SIGN    Friends for the Journey
[09:09] ---
    What did you say to do to Earth?!
SIGN    Lady Natsumi
[09:11] ---
    Hey! Stupid frog!
     When I get a hold of you...!
[09:14] ---
    Fuyuki, is that you?!
     D-Deal with Natsumi until I get back!
[09:17] ---
    Y-Yes, that's it! Just lock
    her up in a room somewhere!
SIGN    Friends for the Journey
[09:21] ---
    Who did you say to lock up?!
[09:23] ---
    You have some nerve, Giroro!
[09:29] ---
    Y-You all... did a good job, sir...
[09:34] ---
    Hinally... dishmished...
[09:36] ---
    Your motivation stimulated us to
    have a productive training session!
[09:41] ---
    I feel like we have at last
    had a worthy camp.
[09:44] ---
    W-Well, then... dismissed.
[09:48] ---
    Quickly! I have to get back quickly
    and recover that photo!
[09:55] ---
    Don't look at it! Anything but that, please!
[09:57] ---
    Natsumi!!
[10:01] ---
    Where is it?!
[10:05] ---
    There it is!
[10:07] ---
    Corporal Giroro, release your hand!
[10:10] ---
    And what are you doing with my photo?!
[10:12] ---
    That doesn't matter! I'm taking...
[10:14] ---
    No, I am!
[10:21] ---
    What's this?
[10:23] ---
    Unhappy Meal!
[10:29] ---
    Don't look at that, anything but that!
SIGN    Giroro + Natsumi
[10:33] ---
    Be careful not to lose things or
    leave things behind, everybody!
[10:45] ---
    The sky that night was ominously beautiful!
SIGN    Surplus
[10:49] ---
    Ah! Shooting stars!
[10:51] ---
    Did you know, brother?
[10:53] ---
    If you wish for something before
    the shooting star disappears,
[10:56] ---
    that wish will come true!
SIGN    Surplus
[10:58] ---
    Wishes, you say?!
[11:00] ---
    I have but one wish!
[11:03] ---
    Universal peace, and nothing more!
[11:05] ---
    Please let my brother find happiness...
[11:10] ---
    Wow! I've never seen a
    shooting star so large!
[11:15] ---
    Wait, it's too large!
[11:18] ---
    Brother, run away!
[11:21] ---
    Brother!
[11:31] ---
    556 vs. Space Inspector, Sir!
[11:39] ---
    My name is...
[11:41] ---
    ...Space Inspector K.
[11:44] ---
    A man with a deep love
    for romance and danger.
[11:51] ---
    How careless of me.
[11:52] ---
    To allow a space felon to escape from
    my clutches while under escort...
[12:00] ---
    Now is not the time to be striking a pose.
[12:02] ---
    I must pursue the escaped space felon.
[12:06] ---
    But I will stand out too much in this form.
[12:11] ---
    That is... the brave young man who did not
    even attempt to flee when he saw me fall.
[12:17] ---
    I know...
[12:21] ---
    My name is Space Inspector K.
[12:25] ---
    A man with a deep love
    for romance and danger.
[12:28] ---
    Brother! You're okay?
[12:31] ---
    "Brother"?
[12:34] ---
    Pretty young lady... you are
    more beautiful than a rose.
[12:37] ---
    Did you... hit yourself somewhere hard?
[12:40] ---
    Never mind that.
    I have an important mission.
[12:44] ---
    Goodbye, beautiful young lady.
[12:46] ---
    Ah, brother, wait!
[12:50] ---
    Here's looking at you, kid.
[12:56] ---
    My name is Space Inspector K.
[13:00] ---
    But right now, I feel really bad.
[13:03] ---
    I cannot find the escaped space felon.
[13:06] ---
    Brother...
[13:08] ---
    I really think he hit himself somewhere...
[13:10] ---
    Uhhh...
[13:12] ---
    Oh! Nice, I found him, sir!
[13:15] ---
    556! 556!
[13:19] ---
    556!
[13:21] ---
    556!
[13:23] ---
    556!
[13:25] ---
    Could you be... a Keronian?
[13:27] ---
    What kind of an absurd reaction is that, sir?
[13:30] ---
    Never mind that. We need you to be the test
    subject for Kululu's newest invention, sir!
[13:35] ---
    Test subject...
[13:37] ---
    Jokes are no good. For I have...
[13:40] ---
    Isn't that great, brother?!
[13:43] ---
    You found a job!
[13:44] ---
    Huh?
[13:45] ---
    Of course, there'll be compensation!
[13:48] ---
    Ah, no...
[13:50] ---
    Unfortunately,
    as a Space Inspector, I have—
[13:53] ---
    Yes, yes. I'll play along with the Space
    Inspector thing after the job is done, sir.
[13:59] ---
    Isn't that great, brother?
[14:07] ---
    Nururu!
[14:08] ---
    Hm, looks like there's no sign
    of that space inspector.
SIGN    Space Felon Ameba
[14:12] ---
    Space Felon, Ameba!
[14:16] ---
    The sunlight on this planet is quite bright,
     nuru. I might evaporate, nuru!
[14:21] ---
    Where's some nice shade? Here?
[14:24] ---
    Maybe here?
SIGN    Surplus
[14:26] ---
    Ohh! This box is just square enough,
     and blocks the direct sunlight just right!
[14:31] ---
    Feels good, nuru!
[14:33] ---
    I finally found you!
[14:35] ---
    Storage unit that I got for free!
[14:37] ---
    Nuru?!
[14:39] ---
    I was worried that you'd been picked up
    by someone while I was out cold!
[14:43] ---
    Wait a sec, nuru!
[14:47] ---
    Proceeding to Shake 3...
[14:54] ---
    Th-This carousel shakes!
    This is a midsummer bad trip!
[14:58] ---
    Looks pretty good.
[15:00] ---
    We'll sell this Keron-Style
    Horse-Riding-Type health equipment,
[15:03] ---
    and dance around in profit,
    rolling around in money, sir!
[15:06] ---
    Mr. 556 is shouting even more
    vigorously than normal today!
[15:10] ---
    My brother looks like
    he's having so much fun!
[15:12] ---
    I... I am not 556!
[15:14] ---
    I am the man with a deep love
    for romance and danger,
[15:17] ---
    Space Inspector K.
[15:20] ---
    Ah, yes, right, how amazing!
    A space inspector!
[15:23] ---
    That's a higher rank than a
    detective, after all, yes!
[15:25] ---
    I... I... I... am... S-S-Space Inspector K...
    K-ay-ay-ay-ay...
[15:30] ---
    His color looks...
[15:32] ---
    ...different?
[15:33] ---
    This is the "Summer Triangle," sir.
[15:35] ---
    Pardon?
[15:35] ---
    This is... dangerous!
[15:40] ---
    Uncle! An urgent letter
     from Keron Army HQ!
[15:44] ---
    It appears that a space felon
    under escort escaped onto Pekopon.
[15:48] ---
    The Keron Army is to cooperate with
    the Space Inspector on this matter.
[15:51] ---
    Oh, dear... we live in dangerous times.
[15:53] ---
    Ran away while under escort?
[15:56] ---
    Must be a pretty incompetent space inspector.
[15:58] ---
    I couldn't agree more, sir!
[16:00] ---
    C-Commander-dono!
[16:01] ---
    Huh?
[16:02] ---
    Could that "space inspector" be...
[16:05] ---
    Brother!
[16:06] ---
    Kayyyyy...
[16:08] ---
    Crap.
[16:12] ---
    Nururu! Darn this man, carrying me
    into public where I can be seen!
SIGN    Surplus
[16:17] ---
    Curse him!
[16:19] ---
    I've found you, sir!
[16:20] ---
    Nuru?!
[16:21] ---
    Oh! Keroro!
[16:23] ---
    Nururu!
[16:25] ---
    Observe, ladies and gentlemen.
[16:26] ---
    That is a very bad space felon,
    the amorphous creature Ameba.
[16:32] ---
    Space Inspector K!
    How did you find me, nuru?!
[16:37] ---
    Nothing is impossible for a man
    who loves romance and danger.
[16:41] ---
    Uh, no... we just came here
    looking for the real 556.
[16:45] ---
    All that aside.
[16:47] ---
    This is the end for you.
[16:49] ---
    You really think so, nuru?
[16:56] ---
    556!
[16:57] ---
    Brother!
SIGN    Surplus
[17:00] ---
    Nururururu!
[17:06] ---
    Wait... 556?
[17:07] ---
    B-Brother...
[17:09] ---
    Hmph. Ameba...
[17:11] ---
    ...can enter the bodies of other creatures,
     and control their minds at will.
SIGN    Motanasou
[17:16] ---
    Gero!
[17:17] ---
    Nuru nuru nuru!
[17:19] ---
    Hmmm? How d'you like this?
[17:21] ---
    Can you really take this man
     down with me?
[17:25] ---
    Brother!
[17:26] ---
    I cannot sacrifice an innocent young man.
[17:30] ---
    What's wrong?! Bow before me!
    Adore my greatness!
SIGN    Motanasou
[17:33] ---
    I, the great Ameba,
    am a genius of a felon!
[17:37] ---
    Th-This is getting... kinda serious?
[17:40] ---
    Now, then... I think it's time for me
    to make my getaway.
[17:44] ---
    Should I go this way?
     Or maybe this way?
[17:48] ---
    Isn't there any method we can use, sir?
[17:50] ---
    We might be able to force him out of
    that body with intense vibrations...
SIGN    Vibrations
[17:54] ---
    Vibrations?!
[17:56] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu, transport it, please!
[17:59] ---
    Wait, brother!
[18:01] ---
    Nuru?
[18:02] ---
    Remember yesterday's wish!
[18:04] ---
    Nuru... What are you talking about?
[18:08] ---
    Your wish!
[18:10] ---
    Nuru?
[18:11] ---
    Brother...
[18:13] ---
    M-My wish was...
[18:15] ---
    What is with this man's consciousness?!
[18:17] ---
    He is completely under
    my control, and yet...
[18:20] ---
    Brother!
[18:21] ---
    M-My...
[18:23] ---
    Shut up, shut up!
[18:25] ---
    ...wish was...
[18:27] ---
    Aaaagh! I have to get out of here, now!
[18:32] ---
    ...universal peace!
[18:34] ---
    And nothing more!
[18:36] ---
    I can't control his body!
[18:38] ---
    This man has incredible force of will!
[18:41] ---
    Okay, here we go, Shotaro-kun!
[18:44] ---
    Yes, Tetsujin!
[18:47] ---
    Uwaaargh! That's...!
[18:48] ---
    556, get on!
[18:50] ---
    Wh-Who would get on that clearly
    suspicious machine?
[18:54] ---
    Got it, Keroro! I just need to climb on?!
[19:01] ---
    That's right!
[19:04] ---
    It feels great!
[19:05] ---
    Y-You liar!
[19:07] ---
    What part of this... i-it's shaking
    so much... I feel awful, nuru...
[19:11] ---
    This is awesome!
[19:12] ---
    This is awful!
[19:14] ---
    Awesome!
[19:15] ---
    Awful!
[19:20] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Gloooom
[19:23] ---
    Nururu...
[19:25] ---
    Brother!
[19:27] ---
    Oh, Lavie! I feel weirdly refreshed!
[19:31] ---
    I'm so glad, brother!
[19:33] ---
    Nururu... How dare you?
[19:36] ---
    556-kun!
[19:38] ---
    You seem like a hard-boiled space detective
    to me. I ask for your cooperation.
[19:43] ---
    Okay!
SIGN    Adhesion
[19:44] ---
    Adhesion!
[19:51] ---
    Space Detective 556!
SIGN    Space Detective 556
[19:54] ---
    Agglutination!
[19:57] ---
    Comaneci!
SIGN    Space Inspector
[20:02] ---
    Space Inspector... K!
[20:05] ---
    I haven't explained this
    in a while, so here we go!
[20:07] ---
    Space Detective 556 can complete his
    adhesion in a mere 0.0003 nanoseconds,
[20:12] ---
    and Space Inspector K can complete his
    agglutination in a mere 0.0002 nanoseconds!
[20:18] ---
    Here we go, 556-kun!
[20:21] ---
    Here I come!
[20:24] ---
    Laser sword!
[20:27] ---
    Beam handcuffs!
[20:30] ---
    K! K!
[20:32] ---
    K!
[20:44] ---
    I am Space Inspector K.
[20:46] ---
    A man with a deep love
    for romance and danger.
[20:49] ---
    And I am Space Detective 556!
[20:52] ---
    The man who loves the heck
    out of universal peace!
[20:56] ---
    Brother!
[21:02] ---
    556!
[21:04] ---
    I hear Space Inspector K
    sent you something as thanks!
[21:07] ---
    Oh, Keroro! Take a look at this!
[21:10] ---
    The space inspector sent me
    a letter of appreciation,
[21:12] ---
    and with it, all these space storage units!
[21:16] ---
    They're cool and silver and spacelike!
[21:21] ---
    I'm so glad... I'm so glad for you, brother!
[21:26] ---
    I'm so glad...
[21:26] ---
    The desire for her brother to be happy.
[21:29] ---
    Lavie's wish was granted
    by the shooting star!
SIGN    I'm so happy... ♡
[21:32] ---
    I'm so happy!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
    K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
    Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Gimme, gimme,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Choudai choudai
[21:43] [SONG] ---
    Gimme just one Pekopon.
[21:43] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon wo ikko choudai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    (My!)
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    (Nan to!)
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    Why not, why not?
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    Datte datte
[21:49] [SONG] ---
    I am tired, sir!
[21:49] [SONG] ---
    tsukareta de arimasu
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Invaders!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    "Shinryakusha~!"
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    (Whaa?!)
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    (E~!?)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Everything costs money.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Keihi datte kakarimasu
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    The meetings feel monotonous.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Kaigi wa manneri muudo
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    I'm so tired of it! ☆
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Akita desuu☆
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    (Surrender already, darn you!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    (Sassato koufuku shiro~)
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Every day, every day,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Mainichi mainichi
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Analyzing Pekopon.
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon wo bunseki
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    (That's pretty fun, y'know?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    (Omoshiroi zee~ kuu kkukkukku)
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Cleaning, laundry...
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Souji Sentaku
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    It's perfect, my allowance.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kanpeki desu Okozukai
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    They tricked me!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    "Damasareta~!"
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    (Hey!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    (Oi!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    We're just killing time by
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Toriaezu sakusen de
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Playing around with operations.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    asonde iru no sa
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    (Darn you, do it properly!)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    (Onore~, majime ni yare!)
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Heroes have it hard. Heroes do not cry.
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Hiiroo wa tsurai Hiiroo wa nakanai
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Am I a bad guy?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Wagahai warumono?
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    That's weird...
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Okkashii na...
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Or, like, karmic justice?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    (Tte iu ka~, jigou jitoku?)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    When he says to me "Aren't we friends?"
    then I get down in the dumps.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    "Tomodachi da yo ne" iwarecha hekomu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Kero-Tama-Giro-Kululu!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Kerotamagirokululu~
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Long live Planet Keron!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Banzai Keron-sei
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    (You're so mean!)
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    (Hidoi yo~)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Long live Planet Keron!
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Banzai Keron-sei
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    (Everyone, bow!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    (Zen'in keirei!)
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
    K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
    Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[23:07] ---
    Paul Moriyama, at your service.
[23:09] ---
    Milady Momoka's monthly allowance
    includes a portion for "F Expenditures."
[23:14] ---
    This is money for the purpose of
    entertaining Master Fuyuki,
[23:18] ---
    and last month's portion was used on the
    Occult Highland currently under construction.
[23:23] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:24] ---
    Paul... What's your hourly pay?
[23:27] ---
    "Momoka: Take Back Tomorrow, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!