# E212 - Keroro: Don't Look At That, Anything But That, Sir! / 556 vs. Space Inspector, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN9QVN/keroro-dont-look-at-that-anything-but-that-sir--556-vs-space-inspector-sir)
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**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Socks with holes in them,
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
It's a waste to throw them away.
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
sutetara mottainai n' desu
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Marumete booru de asobou yo
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
That's good to know, sir!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
I want to tell somebody!
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
***SIGN*** Tsuuuuun
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The king has donkey's ears!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Please give me 100 yen.
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Hyakuen kudasai
**[00:42] [SONG] ---**
Anytime you want.
**[00:42] [SONG] ---**
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
The tissues you blew your nose into,
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Hana o kanda chirigami o
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
It's a waste to throw them away.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
sutetara mottainai n' desu
***SIGN*** People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Nice idea.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
"Ii koto kiita ze"
**[01:08] [SONG] ---**
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
**[01:08] [SONG] ---**
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
***SIGN*** Andou
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Let's dance with Andou-san.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Andou-san to odorimasho
***SIGN*** I am Andou.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Please give me 10 yen.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Juuen kudasai
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Love is okay, too.
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Ai demo ii n' desu~
**[01:26] [SONG] ---**
Natsumi!
**[01:26] [SONG] ---**
"Natsumi~!"
**[01:31] ---**
How many times do I have
to tell you, stupid frog?!
**[01:34] ---**
For crying out loud!
**[01:35] ---**
Yes'm, yes'm, yes!
**[01:38] ---**
Today, once again,
**[01:39] ---**
Sarge is being told off by Natsumi-chan
for something he did wrong, but...
**[01:44] ---**
Blehhhhhh! ...ma'am!
**[01:46] ---**
Excuse me, but this was your fault.
**[01:49] ---**
Gero.
**[01:50] ---**
More importantly, don't forget to
prepare for tomorrow's training camp.
**[01:54] ---**
Hmph! Mind your own business, sir!
**[01:57] ---**
Tamama Impact... Tamama Impact...
***SIGN*** Incoming Call Normal Zoom Menu
**[01:59] ---**
Ah, is that Private 2nd Class Tamama?
**[02:01] ---**
This must be about tomorrow's
training camp, sir.
**[02:04] ---**
Mm-hmm. Meet up at
eight in the morning, okay...
**[02:06] ---**
Ah, wait just a sec, I'll jot it down.
**[02:09] ---**
Gero?
**[02:11] ---**
Pft... This'll do.
**[02:13] ---**
Ahh, no, it's nothing, sir!
***SIGN*** Scribble Scribble
**[02:17] ---**
So? Mm-hm. I see, sir!
**[02:25] ---**
Keroro: Don't Look At That,
Anything But That, Sir!
***SIGN*** Kujukuri
**[02:36] ---**
And so!
**[02:37] ---**
We've come here again this year,
**[02:39] ---**
to Space Kujukuri Beach!
**[02:41] ---**
Being buffeted by these raging winds
**[02:43] ---**
really brings some motivational
tension to my mind and body!
**[02:46] ---**
Once again this year, the two nights and
three days of training camp shall begin.
**[02:50] ---**
You say that... but I do not remember doing
this last year... or the year before.
**[02:56] ---**
Don't say it!
***SIGN*** Dressing Room
**[03:02] ---**
It really gets you fired up when you don
the dedicated training uniform, sir!
***SIGN*** Potato Chips
**[03:08] ---**
Huh? I cannot find my uniform...
**[03:11] ---**
Hmm... That's just no good, sir!
**[03:14] ---**
It's the proof you've become slack!
***SIGN*** Potato Chips
**[03:15] ---**
In that case, I will
gladly lend you my spare.
**[03:18] ---**
Thank you! I must have just accidentally
forgotten it in my room, tee hee!
**[03:22] ---**
Well, no wonder you can't find it, then.
**[03:26] ---**
"Forgotten"?
**[03:28] ---**
"Can't find"?
***SIGN*** Scribble Scribble
***SIGN*** Lovey-dovey for Natchi
8:00 AM
Platform 0
Bananas are not snacks
***SIGN*** Keroro-sama is here
Stand up! Stand up, Juu!
***SIGN*** Washboard Chest
**[03:35] ---**
G-Gerohcrap, sir.
**[03:37] ---**
I was planning on hiding
that photo afterward...
**[03:41] ---**
Don't tell me I...!
***SIGN*** Scribble Scribble Scribble
**[03:47] ---**
I was getting the feeling that
I couldn't find something...
***SIGN*** Enraptured
**[03:51] ---**
My photo of Natsumi with the passionate
message written on it...!!
***SIGN*** Doooom
**[03:56] ---**
I wonder what's the matter
with the two of them...?
**[03:58] ---**
Beats me.
***SIGN*** Curry Monthly
**[04:03] ---**
I just know I left it right there, sir.
**[04:07] ---**
Don't tell me I dropped it
while I was getting ready?!
**[04:11] ---**
Mr. Sergeant and Mr. Corporal...
**[04:13] ---**
They are falling behind, yes.
**[04:15] ---**
A-Anyway... I have to hurry and recover it.
**[04:18] ---**
But... What can I...?
**[04:21] ---**
Yes! I'll tell Mois-chan, who's back at
the house, to collect it!
**[04:25] ---**
Ngggh!
**[04:26] ---**
At this point... I have no other choice
but to ask for Fuyuki's help!
**[04:30] ---**
The phone! I have to get back to
the camp point and use the phone!
**[04:33] ---**
Please make it in time!!
**[04:34] ---**
I've really done it this time!!
**[04:37] ---**
What?!
**[04:38] ---**
Mr. Sergeant and Mr. Corporal...
**[04:38] ---**
What was that?
**[04:39] ---**
They're together?
**[04:41] ---**
They certainly caught up...
***SIGN*** Welcome, Keron Army Soldiers
***SIGN*** Front Desk
**[04:50] ---**
Gero gerori. Now's the perfect time...
***SIGN*** HNNNGG
**[04:54] ---**
Gero...
**[04:55] ---**
It's almost time for dinner.
**[04:58] ---**
What are you doing around here?
**[04:59] ---**
Oh, you know, I was just seeing if there's
an air hockey table or something, sir!
**[05:04] ---**
N-Never mind me.
What about you, Corporal Giroro?
**[05:06] ---**
W-Was wondering where the bath was.
***SIGN*** Friends for the
Journey
**[05:08] ---**
I-It's... that way, sir.
**[05:10] ---**
A nice, open-air bath, sir!
**[05:12] ---**
I... I see...
**[05:17] ---**
Then I'll go look for that...
***SIGN*** This way ->
***SIGN*** Silence...
***SIGN*** Friends for the
Journey
***SIGN*** Restless Restless
**[05:36] ---**
Hello!
**[05:37] ---**
Ah, Lady Mois!
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper
**[05:38] ---**
I... I have an urgent request for you, ma'am.
**[05:41] ---**
A request?
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper
**[05:43] ---**
I left something... p-precious
in the Hinatas' living room...
**[05:47] ---**
Something precious to you, Uncle?
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper
**[05:49] ---**
A photo... A photo of Lady Natsumi, ma'am...
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[05:55] ---**
Lady Mois?
**[05:56] ---**
N-No...
**[05:57] ---**
A photo of Natsumi-san
is precious to you?
**[06:00] ---**
Uncle! When did you start
liking Natsumi-san more than me?
**[06:03] ---**
That's horrible! You're horrible,
Uncle! Or, like, stupid frog?!
**[06:10] ---**
S-Stupid frog?
**[06:11] ---**
That woman!!
**[06:13] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Welcome, Keron Army Soldiers RESERVED
**[06:15] ---**
What am I supposed to do?!
**[06:18] ---**
No sign of Keroro.
**[06:21] ---**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Friends for the Journey
***SIGN*** Restless Restless
**[06:29] ---**
Hello. Hinata residence.
**[06:31] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun?! I have a favor I
need to ask of you, man to man.
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper
**[06:34] ---**
What's up, Corporal?
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper
**[06:36] ---**
I-It's a photo. A photo of Natsumi...
**[06:38] ---**
Huh? A photo of Sis?
Should I take one with my phone?
**[06:42] ---**
Ah... sorry...
***SIGN*** Bumble Bumble
**[06:44] ---**
N-No! Not that! It's not that!
**[06:45] ---**
The truth is... there's a photo I happened
to take with Natsumi, and... on the back...
**[06:48] ---**
Who's that?
***SIGN*** Erk
**[06:49] ---**
It's the Corporal.
**[06:51] ---**
Something about a photo of you...
**[06:56] ---**
What a wonderful Saturday...
**[06:59] ---**
I absolutely have to get
that photo hidden today!
**[07:03] ---**
Judging by Natsumi's reaction yesterday,
I don't think she's found it yet.
**[07:06] ---**
There should still be time!!
**[07:10] ---**
Incredible speed today, as well!
**[07:12] ---**
The two of them are very
motivated this year.
***SIGN*** Friends for the
Journey
**[07:18] ---**
If Lady Mois is no good,
then... I'll try her!
**[07:26] ---**
It looks like no one's home...
**[07:29] ---**
Huh? Ummm...
***SIGN*** Her
**[07:33] ---**
It looks like I can't, after all.
**[07:35] ---**
Boo hoo...
***SIGN*** Glooom
**[07:37] ---**
I knew it.
***SIGN*** Friends for the
Journey
**[07:41] ---**
At this time of day,
Fuyuki will be at school.
**[07:44] ---**
The cat! I have to ask the cat!
***SIGN*** Restless Restless
**[07:48] ---**
Come on, cat!
Answer the phone, quick!
***SIGN*** Glooom
**[07:57] ---**
I knew it.
**[07:59] ---**
Y'know, missus, I think
it's time to forgive 'em.
**[08:02] ---**
F-Fine...
**[08:04] ---**
There's only one thing for it!
**[08:06] ---**
Ahhh! Cramp! Wouldn't you know it,
I have a sudden abdominal cramp!
**[08:11] ---**
I have a headache in my head!
**[08:11] ---**
Ahh, cramp!
**[08:12] ---**
It hurts!
**[08:12] ---**
Mr. Sergeant and Mr. Corporal?
***SIGN*** Faking
**[08:15] ---**
Ahh! It's no good! I can't
go on with the training!
**[08:18] ---**
M-Me, neither!
***SIGN*** Faking
**[08:20] ---**
It might be best for me to drop out
before I get in the way of everyone else!
**[08:24] ---**
O-Ow...
**[08:25] ---**
This is terrible!
**[08:27] ---**
You two, quickly, take these.
**[08:31] ---**
They are special army-use capsules,
"Kerothrin C." They can cure anything!
**[08:35] ---**
You will be fine!
**[08:36] ---**
Come on now, swallow!
**[08:39] ---**
Ohh! My headache is suddenly better!
**[08:42] ---**
I'm feeling better, too!
**[08:44] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[08:45] ---**
Nin nin!
**[08:53] ---**
I-It's gotta be the phone...
There's only the phone!
**[08:56] ---**
If we can just end this training quickly...
**[09:00] ---**
Illness does not deter them one bit!
**[09:02] ---**
I cannot catch up...
**[09:03] ---**
Th-That's it, I can't take it! Lady Mois!
**[09:06] ---**
Use your Lucifer Spear to blow up
Pekopon and the photo along with it!
***SIGN*** Friends for the Journey
**[09:09] ---**
*What* did you say to do to Earth?!
***SIGN*** Lady Natsumi
**[09:11] ---**
Hey! Stupid frog!
When I get a hold of you...!
**[09:14] ---**
Fuyuki, is that you?!
D-Deal with Natsumi until I get back!
**[09:17] ---**
Y-Yes, that's it! Just lock
her up in a room somewhere!
***SIGN*** Friends for the Journey
**[09:21] ---**
*Who* did you say to lock up?!
**[09:23] ---**
You have some nerve, Giroro!
**[09:29] ---**
Y-You all... did a good job, sir...
**[09:34] ---**
Hinally... dishmished...
**[09:36] ---**
Your motivation stimulated us to
have a productive training session!
**[09:41] ---**
I feel like we have at last
had a worthy camp.
**[09:44] ---**
W-Well, then... dismissed.
**[09:48] ---**
Quickly! I have to get back quickly
and recover that photo!
**[09:55] ---**
Don't look at it! Anything but that, please!
**[09:57] ---**
Natsumi!!
**[10:01] ---**
Where is it?!
**[10:05] ---**
There it is!
**[10:07] ---**
Corporal Giroro, release your hand!
**[10:10] ---**
And what are you doing with my photo?!
**[10:12] ---**
That doesn't matter! I'm taking...
**[10:14] ---**
No, I am!
**[10:21] ---**
What's this?
**[10:23] ---**
Unhappy Meal!
**[10:29] ---**
Don't look at that, anything but that!
***SIGN*** Giroro + Natsumi
**[10:33] ---**
Be careful not to lose things or
leave things behind, everybody!
**[10:45] ---**
The sky that night was ominously beautiful!
***SIGN*** Surplus
**[10:49] ---**
Ah! Shooting stars!
**[10:51] ---**
Did you know, brother?
**[10:53] ---**
If you wish for something before
the shooting star disappears,
**[10:56] ---**
that wish will come true!
***SIGN*** Surplus
**[10:58] ---**
Wishes, you say?!
**[11:00] ---**
I have but one wish!
**[11:03] ---**
Universal peace, and nothing more!
**[11:05] ---**
Please let my brother find happiness...
**[11:10] ---**
Wow! I've never seen a
shooting star so large!
**[11:15] ---**
Wait, it's too large!
**[11:18] ---**
Brother, run away!
**[11:21] ---**
Brother!
**[11:31] ---**
556 vs. Space Inspector, Sir!
**[11:39] ---**
My name is...
**[11:41] ---**
...Space Inspector K.
**[11:44] ---**
A man with a deep love
for romance and danger.
**[11:51] ---**
How careless of me.
**[11:52] ---**
To allow a space felon to escape from
my clutches while under escort...
**[12:00] ---**
Now is not the time to be striking a pose.
**[12:02] ---**
I must pursue the escaped space felon.
**[12:06] ---**
But I will stand out too much in this form.
**[12:11] ---**
That is... the brave young man who did not
even attempt to flee when he saw me fall.
**[12:17] ---**
I know...
**[12:21] ---**
My name is Space Inspector K.
**[12:25] ---**
A man with a deep love
for romance and danger.
**[12:28] ---**
Brother! You're okay?
**[12:31] ---**
"Brother"?
**[12:34] ---**
Pretty young lady... you are
more beautiful than a rose.
**[12:37] ---**
Did you... hit yourself somewhere hard?
**[12:40] ---**
Never mind that.
I have an important mission.
**[12:44] ---**
Goodbye, beautiful young lady.
**[12:46] ---**
Ah, brother, wait!
**[12:50] ---**
Here's looking at you, kid.
**[12:56] ---**
My name is Space Inspector K.
**[13:00] ---**
But right now, I feel really bad.
**[13:03] ---**
I cannot find the escaped space felon.
**[13:06] ---**
Brother...
**[13:08] ---**
I really think he hit himself somewhere...
**[13:10] ---**
Uhhh...
**[13:12] ---**
Oh! Nice, I found him, sir!
**[13:15] ---**
556! 556!
**[13:19] ---**
556!
**[13:21] ---**
556!
**[13:23] ---**
556!
**[13:25] ---**
Could you be... a Keronian?
**[13:27] ---**
What kind of an absurd reaction is that, sir?
**[13:30] ---**
Never mind that. We need you to be the test
subject for Kululu's newest invention, sir!
**[13:35] ---**
Test subject...
**[13:37] ---**
Jokes are no good. For I have...
**[13:40] ---**
Isn't that great, brother?!
**[13:43] ---**
You found a job!
**[13:44] ---**
Huh?
**[13:45] ---**
Of course, there'll be compensation!
**[13:48] ---**
Ah, no...
**[13:50] ---**
Unfortunately,
as a Space Inspector, I have—
**[13:53] ---**
Yes, yes. I'll play along with the Space
Inspector thing after the job is done, sir.
**[13:59] ---**
Isn't that great, brother?
**[14:07] ---**
Nururu!
**[14:08] ---**
Hm, looks like there's no sign
of that space inspector.
***SIGN*** Space Felon Ameba
**[14:12] ---**
Space Felon, Ameba!
**[14:16] ---**
The sunlight on this planet is quite bright,
nuru. I might evaporate, nuru!
**[14:21] ---**
Where's some nice shade? Here?
**[14:24] ---**
Maybe here?
***SIGN*** Surplus
**[14:26] ---**
Ohh! This box is just square enough,
and blocks the direct sunlight just right!
**[14:31] ---**
Feels good, nuru!
**[14:33] ---**
I finally found you!
**[14:35] ---**
Storage unit that I got for free!
**[14:37] ---**
Nuru?!
**[14:39] ---**
I was worried that you'd been picked up
by someone while I was out cold!
**[14:43] ---**
Wait a sec, nuru!
**[14:47] ---**
Proceeding to Shake 3...
**[14:54] ---**
Th-This carousel shakes!
This is a midsummer bad trip!
**[14:58] ---**
Looks pretty good.
**[15:00] ---**
We'll sell this Keron-Style
Horse-Riding-Type health equipment,
**[15:03] ---**
and dance around in profit,
rolling around in money, sir!
**[15:06] ---**
Mr. 556 is shouting even more
vigorously than normal today!
**[15:10] ---**
My brother looks like
he's having so much fun!
**[15:12] ---**
I... I am not 556!
**[15:14] ---**
I am the man with a deep love
for romance and danger,
**[15:17] ---**
Space Inspector K.
**[15:20] ---**
Ah, yes, right, how amazing!
A space inspector!
**[15:23] ---**
That's a higher rank than a
detective, after all, yes!
**[15:25] ---**
I... I... I... am... S-S-Space Inspector K...
K-ay-ay-ay-ay...
**[15:30] ---**
His color looks...
**[15:32] ---**
...different?
**[15:33] ---**
This is the "Summer Triangle," sir.
**[15:35] ---**
Pardon?
**[15:35] ---**
This is... dangerous!
**[15:40] ---**
Uncle! An urgent letter
from Keron Army HQ!
**[15:44] ---**
It appears that a space felon
under escort escaped onto Pekopon.
**[15:48] ---**
The Keron Army is to cooperate with
the Space Inspector on this matter.
**[15:51] ---**
Oh, dear... we live in dangerous times.
**[15:53] ---**
Ran away while under escort?
**[15:56] ---**
Must be a pretty incompetent space inspector.
**[15:58] ---**
I couldn't agree more, sir!
**[16:00] ---**
C-Commander-dono!
**[16:01] ---**
Huh?
**[16:02] ---**
Could that "space inspector" be...
**[16:05] ---**
Brother!
**[16:06] ---**
Kayyyyy...
**[16:08] ---**
Crap.
**[16:12] ---**
Nururu! Darn this man, carrying me
into public where I can be seen!
***SIGN*** Surplus
**[16:17] ---**
Curse him!
**[16:19] ---**
I've found you, sir!
**[16:20] ---**
Nuru?!
**[16:21] ---**
Oh! Keroro!
**[16:23] ---**
Nururu!
**[16:25] ---**
Observe, ladies and gentlemen.
**[16:26] ---**
That is a very bad space felon,
the amorphous creature Ameba.
**[16:32] ---**
Space Inspector K!
How did you find me, nuru?!
**[16:37] ---**
Nothing is impossible for a man
who loves romance and danger.
**[16:41] ---**
Uh, no... we just came here
looking for the real 556.
**[16:45] ---**
All that aside.
**[16:47] ---**
This is the end for you.
**[16:49] ---**
You really think so, nuru?
**[16:56] ---**
556!
**[16:57] ---**
Brother!
***SIGN*** Surplus
**[17:00] ---**
Nururururu!
**[17:06] ---**
Wait... 556?
**[17:07] ---**
B-Brother...
**[17:09] ---**
Hmph. Ameba...
**[17:11] ---**
...can enter the bodies of other creatures,
and control their minds at will.
***SIGN*** Motanasou
**[17:16] ---**
Gero!
**[17:17] ---**
Nuru nuru nuru!
**[17:19] ---**
Hmmm? How d'you like this?
**[17:21] ---**
Can you really take this man
down with me?
**[17:25] ---**
Brother!
**[17:26] ---**
I cannot sacrifice an innocent young man.
**[17:30] ---**
What's wrong?! Bow before me!
Adore my greatness!
***SIGN*** Motanasou
**[17:33] ---**
I, the great Ameba,
am a genius of a felon!
**[17:37] ---**
Th-This is getting... kinda serious?
**[17:40] ---**
Now, then... I think it's time for me
to make my getaway.
**[17:44] ---**
Should I go this way?
Or maybe this way?
**[17:48] ---**
Isn't there any method we can use, sir?
**[17:50] ---**
We might be able to force him out of
that body with intense vibrations...
***SIGN*** Vibrations
**[17:54] ---**
Vibrations?!
**[17:56] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu, transport it, please!
**[17:59] ---**
Wait, brother!
**[18:01] ---**
Nuru?
**[18:02] ---**
Remember yesterday's wish!
**[18:04] ---**
Nuru... What are you talking about?
**[18:08] ---**
Your wish!
**[18:10] ---**
Nuru?
**[18:11] ---**
Brother...
**[18:13] ---**
M-My wish was...
**[18:15] ---**
What is with this man's consciousness?!
**[18:17] ---**
He is completely under
my control, and yet...
**[18:20] ---**
Brother!
**[18:21] ---**
M-My...
**[18:23] ---**
Shut up, shut up!
**[18:25] ---**
...wish was...
**[18:27] ---**
Aaaagh! I have to get out of here, now!
**[18:32] ---**
...universal peace!
**[18:34] ---**
And nothing more!
**[18:36] ---**
I can't control his body!
**[18:38] ---**
This man has incredible force of will!
**[18:41] ---**
Okay, here we go, Shotaro-kun!
**[18:44] ---**
Yes, Tetsujin!
**[18:47] ---**
Uwaaargh! That's...!
**[18:48] ---**
556, get on!
**[18:50] ---**
Wh-Who would get on that clearly
suspicious machine?
**[18:54] ---**
Got it, Keroro! I just need to climb on?!
**[19:01] ---**
That's right!
**[19:04] ---**
It feels great!
**[19:05] ---**
Y-You liar!
**[19:07] ---**
What part of this... i-it's shaking
so much... I feel awful, nuru...
**[19:11] ---**
This is awesome!
**[19:12] ---**
This is awful!
**[19:14] ---**
Awesome!
**[19:15] ---**
Awful!
**[19:20] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Gloooom
**[19:23] ---**
Nururu...
**[19:25] ---**
Brother!
**[19:27] ---**
Oh, Lavie! I feel weirdly refreshed!
**[19:31] ---**
I'm so glad, brother!
**[19:33] ---**
Nururu... How dare you?
**[19:36] ---**
556-kun!
**[19:38] ---**
You seem like a hard-boiled space detective
to me. I ask for your cooperation.
**[19:43] ---**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Adhesion
**[19:44] ---**
Adhesion!
**[19:51] ---**
Space Detective 556!
***SIGN*** Space Detective 556
**[19:54] ---**
Agglutination!
**[19:57] ---**
Comaneci!
***SIGN*** Space Inspector
**[20:02] ---**
Space Inspector... K!
**[20:05] ---**
I haven't explained this
in a while, so here we go!
**[20:07] ---**
Space Detective 556 can complete his
adhesion in a mere 0.0003 nanoseconds,
**[20:12] ---**
and Space Inspector K can complete his
agglutination in a mere 0.0002 nanoseconds!
**[20:18] ---**
Here we go, 556-kun!
**[20:21] ---**
Here I come!
**[20:24] ---**
Laser sword!
**[20:27] ---**
Beam handcuffs!
**[20:30] ---**
K! K!
**[20:32] ---**
K!
**[20:44] ---**
I am Space Inspector K.
**[20:46] ---**
A man with a deep love
for romance and danger.
**[20:49] ---**
And I am Space Detective 556!
**[20:52] ---**
The man who loves the heck
out of universal peace!
**[20:56] ---**
Brother!
**[21:02] ---**
556!
**[21:04] ---**
I hear Space Inspector K
sent you something as thanks!
**[21:07] ---**
Oh, Keroro! Take a look at this!
**[21:10] ---**
The space inspector sent me
a letter of appreciation,
**[21:12] ---**
and with it, all these space storage units!
**[21:16] ---**
They're cool and silver and spacelike!
**[21:21] ---**
I'm so glad... I'm so glad for you, brother!
**[21:26] ---**
I'm so glad...
**[21:26] ---**
The desire for her brother to be happy.
**[21:29] ---**
Lavie's wish was granted
by the shooting star!
***SIGN*** I'm so happy... ♡
**[21:32] ---**
I'm so happy!
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Gimme, gimme,
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Choudai choudai
**[21:43] [SONG] ---**
Gimme just one Pekopon.
**[21:43] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon wo ikko choudai
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
(My!)
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
(Nan to!)
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
Why not, why not?
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
Datte datte
**[21:49] [SONG] ---**
I am tired, sir!
**[21:49] [SONG] ---**
tsukareta de arimasu
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
"Shinryakusha~!"
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
(Whaa?!)
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
(E~!?)
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Everything costs money.
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Keihi datte kakarimasu
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
The meetings feel monotonous.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Kaigi wa manneri muudo
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
I'm so tired of it! ☆
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Akita desuu☆
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
(Surrender already, darn you!)
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
(Sassato koufuku shiro~)
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Every day, every day,
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Mainichi mainichi
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Analyzing Pekopon.
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon wo bunseki
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
(That's pretty fun, y'know?)
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
(Omoshiroi zee~ kuu kkukkukku)
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Cleaning, laundry...
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Souji Sentaku
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
It's perfect, my allowance.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kanpeki desu Okozukai
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
They tricked me!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
"Damasareta~!"
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
(Hey!)
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
(Oi!)
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
We're just killing time by
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Toriaezu sakusen de
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
Playing around with operations.
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
asonde iru no sa
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
(Darn you, do it properly!)
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
(Onore~, majime ni yare!)
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Heroes have it hard. Heroes do not cry.
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Hiiroo wa tsurai Hiiroo wa nakanai
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Am I a bad guy?
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Wagahai warumono?
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
That's weird...
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Okkashii na...
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Or, like, karmic justice?)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Tte iu ka~, jigou jitoku?)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
When he says to me "Aren't we friends?"
then I get down in the dumps.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
"Tomodachi da yo ne" iwarecha hekomu
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Kero-Tama-Giro-Kululu!
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Kerotamagirokululu~
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Long live Planet Keron!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Banzai Keron-sei
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
(You're so mean!)
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
(Hidoi yo~)
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Long live Planet Keron!
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Banzai Keron-sei
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
(Everyone, bow!)
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
(Zen'in keirei!)
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
**[23:07] ---**
Paul Moriyama, at your service.
**[23:09] ---**
Milady Momoka's monthly allowance
includes a portion for "F Expenditures."
**[23:14] ---**
This is money for the purpose of
entertaining Master Fuyuki,
**[23:18] ---**
and last month's portion was used on the
Occult Highland currently under construction.
**[23:23] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:24] ---**
Paul... What's your hourly pay?
**[23:27] ---**
"Momoka: Take Back Tomorrow, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!