E313 - Keroro: The Day After Completing the Invasion, Sir! / Aki Becomes an Invader, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
SIGN    2010
[01:30] ---
    2010.
[01:32] ---
    The Earth was suddenly subjected to
    invasion by mysterious extraterrestrials,
[01:36] ---
    and its cities were reduced
    to rubble in an instant.
[01:48] ---
    Pekoponians! Listen closely!
[01:51] ---
    This planet will be placed under the
    control of me, Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[01:56] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero.
[02:02] ---
    A dream?
[02:04] ---
    I wonder what's wrong with me.
[02:05] ---
    Suddenly having a dream about
    Keroro being like that.
[02:09] ---
    Come to think of it... I received a letter
    from Keroro the other day...
SIGN    Mother, are you well? I am getting along fine. The long-running Pekopon invasion is inches away from completion. Please look forward to it. Keroro
SIGN    Mother, are you well? I am getting along fine. The long-running Pekopon invasion is inches away from completion. Please look forward to it. Keroro
[02:16] ---
    "The Pekopon invasion is
    inches away from completion."
[02:19] ---
    Sergeant, you're as bigmouthed as ever...
[02:22] ---
    Oh, my!
[02:23] ---
    I mustn't waste a moment!
[02:27] ---
    Keroro: The Day After
    Completing the Invasion, Sir!
SIGN    Mace M
    TV Anime Season 8 Confirmed
SIGN    Mace M
[02:34] ---
    Keroro.
[02:36] ---
    Have you decided on a new operation?
[02:38] ---
    Y'know, I just can't
    motivate myself recently...
[02:42] ---
    Whadda they call this, May disease?
[02:44] ---
    Bumping right up against
    those social walls...
[02:48] ---
    In times like this, I should make a
    Gundam model to brighten up my mood, sir!
SIGN    Run
[02:55] ---
    In your case, you have
     May disease all year round!
[02:57] ---
    Gero?!
[03:06] ---
    Gero?!
[03:15] ---
    Gero!
[03:16] ---
    Mother?!
[03:18] ---
    Oh! Keroro!
[03:20] ---
    What are you doing, Mother?
[03:21] ---
    I hurried here in this capsule,
[03:24] ---
    but I must have slipped off to sleep...
[03:26] ---
    I'm no good with these things. They're cramped,
     and I don't know how to pilot them.
[03:30] ---
    I'll come on the train next time.
[03:32] ---
    I'm just no good with machines.
[03:34] ---
    That's not the problem here!
[03:37] ---
    Uncle's mother,
    it's nice to see you again at last!
[03:40] ---
    Or, like, many visits?
[03:42] ---
    You are greatly welcomed!
[03:44] ---
    It has been some time.
[03:45] ---
    You all haven't changed a bit!
[03:47] ---
    Second-son, you look well!
[03:50] ---
    Do-ro-ro.
[03:51] ---
    And I have no elder siblings...
[03:54] ---
    "Second-son" isn't even a Keronian name
    to begin with.
[03:58] ---
    Oh, I am sorry!
[04:00] ---
    I was thinking that I must
    bring you a souvenir...
[04:00] ---
    I cleared up my Gundam models
    in a hurry, but...
[04:03] ---
    Not only did I talk big in my letter,
[04:05] ---
    but our invasion hasn't moved on one bit.
[04:08] ---
    If she finds out,
    it'll be insanely pathetic.
[04:11] ---
    I've got to make sure she doesn't
    find out, at all costs.
[04:14] ---
    So, what brings you here today, ma'am?
[04:17] ---
    Oh, yes! I almost forgot! It's terrible!
[04:20] ---
    Huh? What in space is it, ma'am?
[04:23] ---
    Well, you see... I...
[04:25] ---
    I haven't thought a bit about what will happen
    after you complete your invasion!
[04:30] ---
    Sorry?
[04:32] ---
    I mean, you haven't thought at all about
    after you reach the end of your invasion, have you?
SIGN    Peak of Mt. Fuji - 3,776 m Congratulations on reaching the peak!
[04:37] ---
    About the celebration parties and so forth...
[04:39] ---
    Uh... isn't this less like reaching
    the end of the invasion...
[04:42] ---
    ...and more like reaching
    the summit of a mountain?
[04:44] ---
    Come on, you wrote in your letter that you
    were inches from finishing the invasion!
[04:49] ---
    You wrote that?
[04:51] ---
    Well... uh...
[04:53] ---
    I exaggerated by about 50% when
    I updated her on the latest...
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Completion Percentage
SIGN    Our Company
SIGN    Exaggeration 5,000%!!
[05:00] ---
    It is about a 5,000% exaggeration!
[05:02] ---
    So?! When will the invasion be done?
[05:05] ---
    Tomorrow?
[05:06] ---
    The day after?
[05:07] ---
    N-No... It's not that soon...
[05:09] ---
    Oh, I see!
[05:10] ---
    It must be about next week!
[05:12] ---
    That'll be more convenient
    for me, too, anyway.
[05:14] ---
    I promised some friends from the culture school
    that I'd go to watch chansons with them this week!
[05:20] ---
    Like... why chansons?
[05:22] ---
    Strike while the iron is hot!
    Let's go to a department store!
[05:24] ---
    Huh? Department store?
[05:26] ---
    Why?!
[05:27] ---
    I'm going to buy an outfit!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Invasion Completion Celebration
[05:30] ---
    You know, when you have the
    invasion completion celebration,
SIGN    Congratulations
    Keroro Platoon
SIGN    Cheer
    Cheer
SIGN    Cheer
[05:33] ---
    you'll be in outfits,
    won't you! With spangles!
[05:35] ---
    Why spangles?
[05:37] ---
    You know you've always liked showy things.
[05:40] ---
    No, no!
[05:41] ---
    All the department stores
    on Pekopon are closed today!
SIGN    Oozuno Department Store
SIGN    Closed Today Closed Today Closed Today Closed Today Closed Today Closed Today Closed Today Closed Today Closed Today Closed Today Closed Today Closed Today We are closed for business for the day.
[05:45] ---
    A blatant lie.
[05:46] ---
    If she goes outside,
    my lie will be blown in a second, sir.
[05:50] ---
    Really?
[05:51] ---
    Well, I suppose it can't be helped, then.
SIGN    This Month's Highlight Trendy Items!!! Selling Fast!! Order Now
[05:56] ---
    Gero?
[05:57] ---
    What are you doing, Mother?
[05:59] ---
    This?
[06:00] ---
    You know.
[06:01] ---
    You said they're not running the department stores,
    so I thought I'd send away for your outfit.
[06:05] ---
    Net shopping?
[06:07] ---
    Net shopping...
[06:09] ---
    Oh my! What is this?!
SIGN    Wiping All Data
[06:14] ---
    What are you doing?!
[06:15] ---
    All my data's gone!
[06:17] ---
    Oh, dear, I'm sorry!
[06:19] ---
    I'm so bad with these machines!
[06:21] ---
    Aaaaah! This is why I say don't touch—
[06:24] ---
    She's gone!
SIGN    Daily [S] Space Pages Andromeda Space
[06:32] ---
    What now, ma'am?
SIGN    Space Pages
[06:34] ---
    Well, we have to decide on who to
    invite to the celebration, don't we?
[06:37] ---
    And I don't know how to get in touch
    with all the people who've helped you...
[06:41] ---
    I don't even know how many relatives
    are appropriate to invite!
[06:47] ---
    Oh, yes, do you remember
    Uncle Moriri's Teruru-kun?
[06:50] ---
    He had a little girl last month!
[06:53] ---
    I don't care...
[06:54] ---
    Oh, yes!
[06:56] ---
    Would it be all right if I called
    my own friend, Obaba-san?
[06:59] ---
    I owe so much to that lady.
[07:01] ---
    Wah! Uncle!
[07:05] ---
    Oh, right!
[07:06] ---
    I forgot some very important people!
[07:07] ---
    The Hinata family!
[07:09] ---
    Dear me, dear me!
[07:11] ---
    Mother!
[07:12] ---
    Ahh, Mother!
[07:13] ---
    Ah, wait! Lady Mois!
[07:16] ---
    Geeeee!!
[07:17] ---
    Rooooo!!
[07:18] ---
    Wait a moment, Mother!
[07:21] ---
    Sarge's mother!
[07:23] ---
    Hello!
[07:24] ---
    It's nice to finally see you again!
[07:26] ---
    Hello! Thank you for all you do for Keroro.
[07:29] ---
    I wanted to ask you all whether you would
    write some words of celebration.
[07:32] ---
    Celebration?
[07:33] ---
    Oh! Is Kero-chan getting married, perhaps?
[07:36] ---
    Married?! Oh, my!
[07:38] ---
    I do think it's about time
    he tied the knot, of course!
[07:42] ---
    Mother!
[07:43] ---
    What now?!
[07:45] ---
    I'm asking everyone whether they would read out
    a celebratory message for you at the party.
[07:50] ---
    Party? Did something good happen, Sarge?
[07:54] ---
    Oh! You didn't know?
[07:56] ---
    The completion of Keroro's invasion is—
[07:57] ---
    Ahhhhhh! No!
[07:59] ---
    Lady Mois! Take my mother
    away from here, ma'am!
[08:02] ---
    Ah, okay...
[08:03] ---
    Oh, Keroro, what's gotten into you?!
[08:07] ---
    Hey, Sarge, what's this about a celebration?
[08:10] ---
    Did something great happen?
[08:12] ---
    Ah... uh...
[08:15] ---
    Celebration for breaking below
    our target body fat percentage?
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Body Fat Percentage Target Breaking Celebration!
SIGN    Congratulations! You've Done It!
[08:21] ---
    A painful lie.
[08:24] ---
    I wonder what's happened with him?
[08:26] ---
    That boy has always liked making a show.
    I've never known him to be so uninterested.
[08:31] ---
    Oh!
[08:32] ---
    Yes, he has always liked making
    a show of things, after all!
[08:39] ---
    Gero?
[08:39] ---
    Lady Mois? Where's my mother?
[08:41] ---
    She was just there a moment ago.
[08:44] ---
    Or, like, freely roaming?
[08:47] ---
    Gero?!
[08:48] ---
    What's going on, sir?!
[08:51] ---
    Someone's mobilizing the God Keron
    without authorization.
SIGN    Congratulations
[08:56] ---
    Gero!!
[08:57] ---
    Mother?!
SIGN    Congratulations
SIGN    Congratulations
[09:03] ---
    And she's decorated it all flashily again.
[09:06] ---
    Mother! Are you all right, ma'am?
[09:08] ---
    What are you even doing?
[09:10] ---
    Oh, you know! You like big,
    flashy things, don't you?
[09:12] ---
    I thought we could involve this
    in the celebratory parade,
[09:15] ---
    but now it won't stop.
[09:18] ---
    Autopilot, huh.
[09:20] ---
    It looks like she messed with it like crazy.
[09:22] ---
    Geez! What are you doing?!
[09:24] ---
    I'm sorry!
[09:25] ---
    I'm so bad with machines!
[09:28] ---
    Look, stop fiddling with it without asking!
[09:30] ---
    Umm...
[09:32] ---
    Where's the control button?
[09:33] ---
    Isn't this it?
SIGN    Click
[09:37] ---
    That's the button for the jet engines!
[09:39] ---
    I'm no good with machines!
[09:41] ---
    If you're no good, keep your hands off!
[09:45] ---
    They are going to hit the ceiling!
[09:47] ---
    No choice!
[09:48] ---
    Blast a hole in it!
[09:50] ---
    Roger dodger!
[09:53] ---
    Nin!
[10:03] ---
    Honestly...
    you're such a troublemaker, ma'am.
[10:06] ---
    Mother, please learn from this and...
[10:10] ---
    Pekoponian cities are so pretty...
[10:13] ---
    Gero...
[10:15] ---
    Dear me.
[10:16] ---
    Not a single Keron Star anywhere.
[10:19] ---
    Is this inches before you
    finish your invasion?
[10:21] ---
    Well...
[10:22] ---
    Uh...
[10:24] ---
    Mother, I'm sorry.
[10:26] ---
    I bragged too much.
[10:28] ---
    The truth is...
[10:29] ---
    You've always been like this.
[10:32] ---
    You always make things sound
    much flashier than they are.
[10:36] ---
    I'm so ashamed, ma'am.
[10:38] ---
    Starting tomorrow, have a good,
    honest try at it, okay?
[10:42] ---
    Mother...
[10:46] ---
    I... I'll do my best, ma'am!
[10:59] ---
    Gero...
[11:00] ---
    For once, I was up late last night
    thinking up invasion plans, sir.
[11:05] ---
    Good morning, sir.
SIGN    Today's Operations 08:00 Clean Command Room 09:00 Clean Meeting Room 11:00 Sweep Corridors 12:00 Lunch
[11:09] ---
    Okay! So these are today's operations!
[11:12] ---
    Gero?!
[11:12] ---
    Mother?!
[11:13] ---
    What are you doing?!
[11:15] ---
    Well, things must be hard for you
    in all kinds of ways,
[11:18] ---
    so I thought I'd help you
    with your invasion!
[11:20] ---
    What?!
[11:21] ---
    Let's all try our best!
[11:23] ---
    Hey! Hey! Yeah!
[11:25] ---
    Hey! Hey! Yeah!
[11:27] ---
    Hey! Hey! Yeah!
[11:28] ---
    And so, until Keroro's mother went to
    see the chansons, as she promised her friends,
[11:28] ---
    Hey! Hey! Yeah!
[11:31] ---
    Hey! Hey! Yeah!
[11:32] ---
    she took command of the Keroro Platoon.
[11:33] ---
    Hey! Hey! Yeah!
[11:34] ---
    Hey! Hey! Yeah!
[11:37] ---
    Hey! Hey! Yeah!
[11:41] ---
    It will soon be Mothers' Day.
[11:43] ---
    Mothers all around the country,
    thank you for always working so hard.
[12:08] ---
    A dream...
[12:11] ---
    Why did I dream that?
[12:13] ---
    Grant a wish for Mom?
[12:15] ---
    Yeah. The thing is, about Mom...
[12:17] ---
    Sensei, you mustn't give up.
[12:20] ---
    Try not to grumble, and think hard
    about it one more time!
[12:23] ---
    I'm fully behind you.
[12:24] ---
    Yes.
[12:25] ---
    Okay, I'll talk to you again.
[12:30] ---
    ...she's seemed constantly busy recently.
[12:33] ---
    And today's Mothers' Day!
[12:35] ---
    We should grant a wish for Mom,
     let her do something she couldn't usually.
[12:38] ---
    And that'll refresh her spirits!
[12:40] ---
    I'm sure Mom will love that!
[12:42] ---
    I see!
[12:43] ---
    I would certainly like to be allowed
    to assist with this plan, ma'am!
[12:48] ---
    Morning.
[12:49] ---
    Morning!
[12:50] ---
    Hey, Mom, are you tired?
[12:52] ---
    I slept well, so I'm totally fine.
[12:54] ---
    "Mothers are mighty," they say!
[12:55] ---
    Here you are, Mom!
[12:56] ---
    Thank you.
[12:59] ---
    So? What are the three of you up to?
[13:02] ---
    Today's Mothers' Day,
[13:04] ---
    so we were thinking we'd
    make your wish come true!
[13:07] ---
    Oh?
[13:08] ---
    Well, then, maybe I'll think of
     a wish and take you up on that!
[13:13] ---
    Ummm...
[13:14] ---
    What should I ask for, I wonder...
[13:16] ---
    I'm suspending my invasion for a day
    to do my utmost for you, ma'am!
[13:21] ---
    Invasion for a day...
[13:24] ---
    That's it!
[13:25] ---
    Maybe I could be an invader
    for a day! How about that?
[13:28] ---
    An invader for a day?
[13:33] ---
    Aki Becomes An Invader, Sir!
[13:38] ---
    So, just for this one day, Lady Mom is going
    to be a member of the Keroro Platoon, sir!
[13:44] ---
    I look forward to working with you!
[13:46] ---
    Welcome!
[13:47] ---
    However, Aki-dono...
[13:49] ---
    What kind of change of tune is this?
[13:51] ---
    To request to be enlisted in our platoon...
[13:53] ---
    If she does something
    completely new like invading,
[13:55] ---
    she thought she might feel
     quite refreshed!
[13:58] ---
    Well, it's not like they're going to
    actually properly invade, after all.
[14:01] ---
    So, seeing as this is a rare event,
[14:04] ---
    I'm going to appoint her
    leader for a day, sir!
[14:07] ---
    L-Leader?
[14:08] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[14:10] ---
    Invasion's not a game, you know!
[14:12] ---
    It's a request from Lady Mom herself.
[14:16] ---
    And who knows, maybe we'll get a good
    invasion idea from a Pekoponian point of view.
[14:22] ---
    Well, one day probably can't hurt...
[14:25] ---
    Entertainment for the landlady, huh.
[14:27] ---
    Or, like, harmless practice?
[14:30] ---
    Roger!
[14:31] ---
    Okay, then, let's do our best today!
[14:33] ---
    All right, then, let's start
    with some resonance, ma'am!
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
SIGN    Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN    Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu...
SIGN    Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN    Akiakiakiaki...
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro... Kulukulukulukulu... Akiakiakiaki...
[14:47] ---
    Mom...
[14:48] ---
    She's really into it.
SIGN    Invasion Meeting
[14:51] ---
    Well, then, please, give me
    your ideas for operations!
[14:54] ---
    Me!
[14:55] ---
    I'll go first!
[14:57] ---
    With the scientific prowess
    of our mother Keron,
[14:59] ---
    we will get rid of all the world's banknotes,
[15:01] ---
    and force Pekopon into a life
    of dealing with small change!
[15:04] ---
    This will paralyze Pekopon's economy!
SIGN    Supermarket
SIGN    Drug Store - Oopashi
[15:07] ---
    The cities will be in panic!
SIGN    Full of confidence!!
[15:08] ---
    And we'll use the opportunity
    to invade smoothly, ma'am!
[15:11] ---
    Can I interject?
[15:13] ---
    Go ahead. Please.
[15:15] ---
    The area you focused on is interesting,
    but it's a little plain!
[15:18] ---
    We have useful things called cards nowadays,
[15:21] ---
    and even the ones being invaded
    won't be that surprised.
[15:24] ---
    It doesn't have enough impact.
[15:26] ---
    Gero?!
[15:27] ---
    You... you think, ma'am?
[15:30] ---
    So much for the original invasion.
[15:33] ---
    If this one's no good, then so are pretty much
    all the usual similar ones, I guess!
[15:37] ---
    Or, like, nearly always?
[15:39] ---
    Lady Mois... that stings...
[15:42] ---
    Impact, huh.
[15:44] ---
    Easy.
[15:46] ---
    To begin with, we just need a single cannon
    blast aimed at the political center of Pekopon!
[15:54] ---
    Silencing them is trivial.
[15:57] ---
    That's a very outdated way of thinking.
[15:59] ---
    It's already been done by
    the black ships, too.
[16:02] ---
    Yes, a rehash is a rehash,
    no matter how you slice it!
[16:05] ---
    It'd be nice to keep some pride
    as invaders, don't you think?
[16:07] ---
    P-Pride?!
SIGN    Pride
[16:12] ---
    She ain't holdin' back.
[16:15] ---
    Mrs. Mom is pitching overpowering fastballs!
[16:18] ---
    Or, like, speaking frankly?
[16:20] ---
    Well, this makes it pretty hard
    to come up with any good ideas...
[16:24] ---
    Though that is nothing new...
[16:26] ---
    You mustn't give up!
[16:28] ---
    Think hard, everyone!
[16:29] ---
    You have my support!
[16:31] ---
    Let's all think together!
[16:33] ---
    Um, Mom, you don't have
    to get that serious...
[16:36] ---
    Maybe think more casually about it?
[16:38] ---
    It is Mothers' Day, after all.
[16:41] ---
    Mothers' Day...
[16:42] ---
    That's it!
SIGN    Bustle Bustle
SIGN    Supermarket Ooba
[16:46] ---
    You bumped into me!
[16:48] ---
    Only 'cause you didn't get outta the way!
[16:53] ---
    Excuse me! Takeshi!
[16:55] ---
    Mother...
[16:56] ---
    Mitsuo!
[16:57] ---
    You have to be the one to apologize!
[16:59] ---
    M-Mom...
[17:01] ---
    I'm sorry... Mother...
[17:03] ---
    I'm sorry for talking back, Mom...
[17:08] ---
    HEY!!
[17:10] ---
    You screwed up again, didn't you?!
[17:12] ---
    Are you listening to me?!
[17:14] ---
    Now, now! Don't be so full of yourself.
[17:17] ---
    Mom?!
[17:18] ---
    I'm sorry, Mom!
SIGN    International Conference
[17:23] ---
    Mom!
[17:28] ---
    Mommy!
[17:30] ---
    All around the world, people are
    suddenly remembering their mothers,
[17:34] ---
    and apologizing honestly to them!
[17:36] ---
    As a result, it appears that conflict
    is dramatically down on a global scale!
[17:41] ---
    Oh! That's a superb result, ma'am!
[17:44] ---
    Peaceful and overflowing with love...
[17:46] ---
    I am greatly in favor of such an operation!
[17:49] ---
    How in blazes does this thing work?
[17:52] ---
    It researches all the disputes on Pekopon,
    from the trivial to the large,
[17:58] ---
    and exposes those people to a special beam
    evoking "memories of their mothers' lectures."
[18:04] ---
    If you think that you will be able
    to protect milady Momoka with—
SIGN    Paul's Mother
[18:07] ---
    Mommy!!
[18:08] ---
    Like so.
[18:09] ---
    Everyone's weak to being
    told off by their mothers.
[18:13] ---
    Mothers are mighty, remember?
[18:15] ---
    We'll use this to rid Earth of war,
[18:18] ---
    and then declare that it was all our work!
[18:20] ---
    A truly ideal strategy!
[18:22] ---
    Yes... indeed.
[18:24] ---
    Then, let's all think together
    about what to say.
[18:26] ---
    This is kind of amazing!
[18:28] ---
    It really seems like we'll be able to invade.
[18:31] ---
    We only have today to finish the invasion,
[18:33] ---
    so we'll have to do our best!
[18:35] ---
    Excuse me, I am from Space Broadcasting.
[18:37] ---
    I hear this unique operation full of love that's
    the talk of space right now was your brainchild.
[18:41] ---
    May I put together a feature on you?
SIGN    Project K
SIGN    Invaders
SIGN    Project K
SIGN    Back-to-Back Operation Failures
[18:48] ---
    The Keroro Platoon were at a dead end.
SIGN    Invasion Funds Drastically Cut
SIGN    Chaotic Personal Lives
SIGN    Out of ideas!!
[18:53] ---
    I can't come up with anything, sir!
[18:56] ---
    There is no choice but to give up!
SIGN    The Bother Earth Project
    What was Plan C again
    Mission Keropossi
    Universal Cho-Operation
SIGN    Use the Keron Hammer
    The K-Team
    Invasion of Romandy
    Strong Frog Team Project
[18:58] ---
    However, Aki spoke.
SIGN    The Bother Earth Project
    What was Plan C again
    Mission Keropossi
    Universal Cho-Operation
SIGN    Use the Keron Hammer
    The K-Team
    Invasion of Romandy
    Strong Frog Team Project
[19:01] ---
    You mustn't give up.
[19:04] ---
    Ohhh! Mommy!
[19:07] ---
    This footage was streamed
    on the Intergalactic Net,
[19:10] ---
    and broke 10 billion views in a few hours.
[19:12] ---
    Aki was put into the spotlight
    as a new invader!
SIGN    The Beautiful Mother Invader Belts Out!
SIGN    From Pekopon! The "Tell Me Off, Mom" Operation!
SIGN    More Charisma Than Urere! What's Her Trick? I Want Mom To Tell Me Off!
[19:19] ---
    And...
[19:21] ---
    Aki-san! Aki-san!
SIGN    Please form an orderly line!
[19:26] ---
    Excuse me!
[19:27] ---
    Please give me some advice
    on my invasion strategy!
[19:30] ---
    Ah, okay!
[19:30] ---
    Aki-san, how does my operation look?
[19:32] ---
    Let's see.
[19:33] ---
    I have no confidence in my strategy!
[19:35] ---
    Could you point out the flaws for me?!
[19:37] ---
    You think you're the only one
    with no confidence?!
[19:39] ---
    Aki-san, tell me off!
[19:41] ---
    Okay, one at a time, everyone...
[19:43] ---
    Kind of feels like they started turning
    to Lady Mom to tell them off...
[19:47] ---
    Come on, Mom... You should just say no!
[19:50] ---
    But everyone is doing their best...
[19:53] ---
    But they're all invaders...
[19:55] ---
    You don't need to go so far...
[19:57] ---
    Yes, Lady Mom, ma—
[20:01] ---
    H-Hold on a minute!
[20:02] ---
    She's going to listen to mine first!
[20:05] ---
    You were after me!
[20:06] ---
    Go on, don't pull your punches!
[20:07] ---
    Yell at me first!
[20:08] ---
    Look down on me, only me!
[20:14] ---
    J-Just a minute...
[20:15] ---
    Calm down, everyone.
[20:16] ---
    We should never have suggested it.
[20:19] ---
    All right, then.
[20:21] ---
    Fuyuki, come with me.
[20:27] ---
    Which is it, I wonder?
[20:28] ---
    Here. This is the one!
[20:52] ---
    Gosh... You're always doing this.
[20:55] ---
    You mustn't push yourself too hard, you know?
[20:58] ---
    Mom...!
[21:05] ---
    You're right, Mom... I'm sorry.
[21:09] ---
    Ah, Mom!
[21:14] ---
    Mother!!
[21:16] ---
    Mother!
[21:18] ---
    Mama!
[21:20] ---
    Mommy!
[21:25] ---
    Here. I'll give this back.
[21:27] ---
    Well. I was worried there
    for a moment, ma'am!
[21:31] ---
    But I was able to recharge
    my batteries, thanks to you.
[21:34] ---
    Thank you, everybody.
[21:35] ---
    Did you...
[21:36] ---
    ...want someone to get a little
    mad at you for once, or something?
[21:42] ---
    Mothers are mighty.
[21:43] ---
    But don't push yourself too hard, Aki-san!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
    Space Detective 556 here!
[23:23] ---
    I'm his sister, Lavie.
SIGN    Gluten
[23:25] ---
    To protect this planet,
[23:26] ---
    we must all eat gluten!
[23:28] ---
    Yes, would you like some gluten?
[23:30] ---
    It's cheap and full of nutrients!!
[23:31] ---
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
SIGN    Gluten
[23:33] ---
    Please buy some!
[23:34] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:36] ---
    Who supplies you with that?
[23:38] ---
    "Keroro: The Naked Invader, Sir!"
[23:41] ---
    "Natsumi & Saburo: Lunch Break Sky, Sir!"
[23:44] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:46] ---
    Ge-Gero!