E4 - Giroro: The Most Dangerous Man in the Universe, Sir! / Keroro: Rain with a Slight Chance of a Dangerous Man, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
The invasion of Earth...
[01:32] ---
It could begin in a place
we humans would least imagine.
[01:38] ---
For example, yes...
[01:40] ---
...this very television that you are
watching right now.
[01:44] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[01:46] ---
Push the button on the remote!
[01:48] ---
Okay!
[02:02] ---
M-Mr. Sergeant?!
[02:04] ---
What a sorry sight.
[02:06] ---
Oh!
[02:07] ---
Who'd have thought you'd
become prisoners of the Pekoponians.
[02:11] ---
You are...!
[02:15] ---
It's been a while, Keroro!
[02:20] ---
Giroro: The Most Dangerous Man
in the Universe, Sir!
SIGN GI
SIGN RO
SIGN RO
[02:28] ---
You are...
[02:29] ---
...Corporal Giroro!
[02:31] ---
Hmph! Should you be using
that tone with your superior?
SIGN Giro (glare)
[02:35] ---
Hm, Private 2nd Class Tamama?
[02:37] ---
Sir! I just got carried away!
[02:40] ---
Attenshun!
[02:40] ---
Okay!
[02:41] ---
Grit your eyes!
[02:43] ---
Yes... What? My eyes?
[02:47] ---
You mean you can't do it?
[02:48] ---
It's not that I cannot, perhaps,
but this is so sudden...
[02:53] ---
Here.
[02:54] ---
Normally, one cannot.
[02:56] ---
No fair!
[02:57] ---
You couldn't even figure that out...
What a miserable state you're in!
[03:02] ---
And this is all because of
your poor training, Keroro!
[03:06] ---
Get up! Open your eyes! Wake up!
[03:11] ---
Is it morning already?
[03:12] ---
Wake up!
[03:20] ---
The passwords are:
[03:23] ---
Afro and Sergeant.
[03:24] ---
I have no idea what's going on...
[03:25] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
[03:27] ---
What are you babbling about?
[03:30] ---
What's with this senseless reaction?
[03:34] ---
Well, if it isn't Corporal Giroro!
It's been a while.
[03:38] ---
When did you get here?
[03:39] ---
You're slow as ever.
[03:42] ---
Keroro, I discovered you here
a week ago.
[03:47] ---
I became concerned because you
haven't done anything,
[03:50] ---
even though a month has passed
since the main force retreated.
[03:52] ---
So I came looking for you.
[03:54] ---
Oh! Thanks for the trouble.
[04:03] ---
Of all things, the leader
has been taken prisoner!
[04:08] ---
I am ashamed, sir.
[04:09] ---
In order to rescue you,
[04:12] ---
I investigated this facility
and all of the residents here.
[04:17] ---
As a result, I've come up with
a better idea than rescuing you.
[04:21] ---
Oh! And what might that be?
[04:23] ---
We will take over this facility
SIGN Hinata House
[04:26] ---
and make it our base
for the invasion of Pekopon!
SIGN Frontline Base
[04:29] ---
Oh...! Fascinating! You're the man!
[04:33] ---
The base for the invasion of Pekopon?
[04:35] ---
That's an excellent plan.
[04:39] ---
Isn't it?
SIGN Gerogerogero...
SIGN Tamatamatama...
SIGN Girogirogiro...
SIGN Resonance x 3
[04:51] ---
Resonance times three!
[04:55] ---
By the way, Corporal,
[04:57] ---
using this place as our base
may be fine,
[05:00] ---
but what should we do
with the existing inhabitants?
[05:02] ---
I was wondering about that, too.
[05:05] ---
Hmph! You should know.
[05:07] ---
Of course...
[05:09] ---
...they will be annihilated.
[05:11] ---
What?! Annihilated?!
[05:13] ---
Couldn't you kill maybe
two out of three, instead?
[05:16] ---
You can't be so halfhearted!
[05:18] ---
This is war!
[05:20] ---
I have already rigged
a booby trap on this facility.
[05:24] ---
A booby trap?!
SIGN Booby Trap
[05:26] ---
A booby trap is a bomb
that is rigged to something
[05:29] ---
guaranteed to attract
someone's attention.
[05:32] ---
It is a fiendish trap.
[05:35] ---
What is that?!
[05:36] ---
That's a limited-edition
1:100 scale MG Ball kit!
[05:40] ---
Hurray!
[05:44] ---
Huh?!
[05:47] ---
All you viewers should be very careful.
[05:50] ---
The Pekoponians are all detestable foes!
There's no need to show mercy!
SIGN The Heartless Warrior
[05:56] ---
That's true, but...
[05:58] ---
We're friends! We're friends!
[06:00] ---
I'm home!
[06:02] ---
Oh! Master Fuyuki!
[06:03] ---
Hmph! My first prey!
[06:06] ---
Th-These are...
SIGN Explosive Energy
[06:09] ---
...OOPArts!
[06:11] ---
OOPArts is short for
"out-of-place-artifacts,"
[06:14] ---
strange items that charm
fans of the occult.
[06:17] ---
Wow...!
[06:18] ---
Hmph! How easy!
[06:22] ---
No! You can't do it, after all!
[06:23] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[06:24] ---
The members of the Hinata family
have given me shelter.
[06:27] ---
I owe my life to them!
[06:29] ---
Fool! Swayed by his emotions...
[06:33] ---
That must be...
[06:36] ---
There's no doubt about it!
It's a banana peel!
[06:39] ---
Step on it, and I'll be
surrounded by laughter!
[06:41] ---
But...
[06:42] ---
...this is an emergency.
It's no time to be stepping on it!
SIGN Temptation
[06:45] ---
But... I want to step on it!
[06:49] ---
Oh! My foot! My foot...!
[06:56] ---
Huh?
[06:59] ---
M-Master Fuyuki, I'm so pathetic,
[07:02] ---
but the banana...
the banana skin did it!
[07:04] ---
Absolutely pathetic.
[07:06] ---
Sarge, is something wrong?
[07:09] ---
Master Fuyuki! Be careful!
[07:12] ---
My second subordinate...
has set up traps!
[07:13] ---
Oh? His second subordinate?
[07:19] ---
You've found another one of
your men, Sarge?
[07:21] ---
Oh! This one's red!
[07:24] ---
The booby trap... failed.
SIGN Failed
[07:28] ---
But... I know all of your weaknesses.
[07:32] ---
I will show you a trick that only I,
of all the aliens, can do!
[07:36] ---
What?! What is it?
[07:39] ---
I wanna see!
[07:40] ---
I use this rope.
[07:42] ---
Uh huh...
[07:42] ---
Like this!
[07:43] ---
And then?
[07:44] ---
I use the opposite end of the rope...
[07:46] ---
Like this!
[07:47] ---
And then what?
[07:49] ---
And that's it.
SIGN The End
[07:50] ---
The end.
SIGN Successful Capture
[07:54] ---
Successful capture!
[07:57] ---
You tricked us!
[07:58] ---
Only a fool would lower his guard
to an enemy on a battlefield.
[08:01] ---
Darn you! You are more
detestable than an actor!
[08:05] ---
That is not the problem.
[08:07] ---
Such a cowardly scheme.
[08:09] ---
Mom, the Hinata family's captain,
would never fall for it.
[08:12] ---
I have discovered that.
[08:14] ---
And the fact that she
seldom comes home, as well.
[08:20] ---
I'm sorry. It looks like
I'm going to be late again today.
[08:24] ---
I won't need supper tonight.
[08:27] ---
The only one left is the
girl named Hinata Natsumi.
[08:31] ---
If I can capture her,
I will succeed in taking this facility.
[08:35] ---
Lady Natsumi will not be
easily defeated by us!
[08:39] ---
I warn you.
You'd better stop now.
SIGN Giroro (glaaaare)
[08:42] ---
I have already studied
her battle readiness.
[08:45] ---
I know.
[08:47] ---
Like me, she has the blood
of a warrior coursing through her.
[08:50] ---
Therefore, I will prepare
a special sequence of traps for her.
[08:53] ---
Gero! Special traps?
[08:55] ---
My sister isn't a warrior, you know...
[09:08] ---
She's home...
[09:13] ---
Huh?
[09:14] ---
That stupid frog...!
[09:16] ---
He left everything
in the middle of cleaning!
[09:22] ---
Huh?
[09:23] ---
Oh...
[09:29] ---
Hmph! It's over.
[09:32] ---
Huh? You mean one shot didn't do it?
[09:37] ---
What?
[09:38] ---
Sis!
[09:39] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[09:51] ---
Hey, you stupid frog!
[09:53] ---
What? She's unscathed?!
[09:55] ---
Natchi!
[09:56] ---
Sis! You're safe!
[09:58] ---
How did you avoid all those traps?
[10:00] ---
Huh?! Those things...!
All I needed was one of these!
SIGN Leek
[10:08] ---
You'd better be ready to take
your lickings after doing that.
[10:11] ---
Gero!
[10:12] ---
You're misunderstanding, Sis.
[10:13] ---
Over there! He's over there!
[10:15] ---
Huh?
[10:16] ---
You mean you got through
my traps using one stalk of leek?!
[10:20] ---
Hey! What's going on?
There's another one!
[10:24] ---
Looks like I underestimated
your powers. However...
[10:37] ---
...I was originally trained to become
a member of a mobile infantry unit.
[10:40] ---
You can't beat me in
hand-to-hand combat!
[10:46] ---
I-Incredible!
[10:47] ---
She's evaded all the shots!
[10:49] ---
My room...!
[10:55] ---
Don't you go and make
a bigger mess in this house!
[11:02] ---
Oh...
[11:02] ---
Sh-She's strong...
[11:05] ---
I never realized the women
of Pekopon were so strong!
[11:12] ---
Hinata... Natsumi...
[11:14] ---
You've stolen my heart.
[11:18] ---
What?! Another friend of Kero-chan's?
[11:21] ---
Where?
[11:22] ---
He's not here.
[11:24] ---
Huh?
[11:25] ---
He's not inside the house.
[11:31] ---
You should come to my room.
[11:33] ---
Hmph!
[11:34] ---
You think I could live under the
same roof as those Pekoponians?
[11:37] ---
You needn't be so hardheaded.
[11:40] ---
Hm?
[11:41] ---
Huh? Hmph!
[11:47] ---
The invasion by the aliens
may have already begun.
[11:50] ---
Perhaps... yes, perhaps from
your own yard...
[12:02] ---
It looks like a peaceful planet.
[12:06] ---
However...
[12:09] ---
However, unbeknownst to everyone...
[12:11] ---
Mr. Sergeant, sir?
[12:12] ---
We're going to invade Pekopon.
[12:14] ---
...alien invasion of the planet Earth
is insidiously being carried out!
[12:15] ---
Please come out...
[12:17] ---
Please, Mr. Sergeant...
[12:21] ---
I'm coming in.
[12:22] ---
Oh...
[12:23] ---
Huh?!
[12:28] ---
Later...!
[12:39] ---
Keroro: Rain with a Slight Chance
of A Dangerous Man, Sir!
[12:44] ---
It's pitiful that he's our platoon leader.
[12:51] ---
Back then, he was quite dashing...
[12:56] ---
He's become corrupted since
he became a Pekoponian prisoner!
[13:00] ---
Hmph!
[13:04] ---
Huh? Did you drink all of that
by yourself?
[13:07] ---
Yeah. For some reason,
my throat has been very dry.
[13:12] ---
Perhaps it's the climate of this planet.
[13:14] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama,
are you all right?
[13:18] ---
Momocchi keeps my place comfortable.
[13:23] ---
Hmph! Good for you.
[13:26] ---
Huh? Perhaps...
SIGN Grind Grind Grind...
SIGN Shonen Alpha
Captain Geroro
[13:38] ---
Okay. Now's my chance.
[13:40] ---
Oh...
SIGN Humidifier
[13:53] ---
Humidifier.
[13:58] ---
Begin humidifying!
[14:04] ---
Will this turn Mr. Sergeant
back into the way he was?
[14:08] ---
He has probably lost his ambition
[14:11] ---
because of the dry climate on this planet.
[14:14] ---
So, if we recreate the
humidity of Planet Keron here...
[14:18] ---
Humidity rising...
[14:22] ---
This feeling!
[14:25] ---
Oh!
[14:26] ---
I can feel power welling up
from the depths of my body!
[14:31] ---
There has been a change.
[14:33] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[14:34] ---
Huh!
[14:38] ---
I think now... I can do it!
[14:45] ---
Oh...!
[14:54] ---
This is great!
[15:04] ---
I'm terribly sorry...!
[15:06] ---
Ohh!
[15:12] ---
Ohhh!
[15:13] ---
Oh!
[15:17] ---
Uh...
[15:18] ---
Guess he hadn't finished reading it.
[15:20] ---
But, what in the world is happening?
[15:24] ---
I feel my power building!
[15:27] ---
Do you understand now, Keroro?
[15:28] ---
Gero?
[15:30] ---
That's your true strength, Mr. Sergeant!
[15:33] ---
Like when you were on Planet Keron.
[15:35] ---
Huh?
[15:36] ---
You must remember how you were back then.
[15:41] ---
How I was back then...?
[15:44] ---
You little idiot!
[15:46] ---
What's a kid like you doing
buying sexy magazines like these?!
[15:50] ---
You fool! You little fool!
[15:50] ---
No! I found them on the street...!
[15:55] ---
I really did find them...!
SIGN A childhood... trauma
[15:57] ---
What the heck are you recalling?!
[16:00] ---
It was those days when you
shone most brightly.
[16:04] ---
The days when I shone most brightly?
[16:08] ---
No, you didn't see that, okay?
[16:12] ---
The days when I shone brightly...?
[16:24] ---
It's all coming back to me!
How I was back then...
[16:28] ---
I'm not one to stay here
simmering like this!
[16:32] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[16:34] ---
What a troublemaker!
[16:37] ---
All right, let's have a meeting
to discuss the invasion of Pekopon.
[16:40] ---
Meeting...?
We have no need for a meeting!
[16:44] ---
What did you say?
[16:45] ---
We will destroy all Pekoponians
we come across!
[16:48] ---
Then our invasion will be complete!
[16:51] ---
All we come across...?
Even the residents of this house?
[16:54] ---
I will not allow any exceptions!
[16:56] ---
You... That's not what you said
before the commercial break!
[16:59] ---
Ohh... This is terrible!
[17:01] ---
The humidity has gone way
beyond that of Planet Keron!
[17:05] ---
What?!
[17:08] ---
I'm home.
[17:10] ---
This is awful... My bag is soaked, too.
[17:14] ---
It started without warning.
[17:17] ---
What...?
[17:19] ---
Hey! When you said it "started,"
were you talking about rain?
[17:24] ---
What else do you think
I was talking about?!
[17:26] ---
I see... So, it rains even on Pekopon...
[17:33] ---
The rain caused the
humidity to rise even higher.
[17:37] ---
W-What is this?
[17:39] ---
I'm in tip-top shape! I'm absolutely high!
[17:44] ---
Sarge... What...?
[17:46] ---
He is drunk on the humidity.
[17:48] ---
Huh?
[17:48] ---
Humidity is absolutely
necessary for us Keronians,
[17:52] ---
but too much of it can be toxic.
[17:55] ---
Especially for Keroro.
[17:57] ---
For a Keronian, he is
easily affected by humidity.
[18:02] ---
Turn the humidifiers off!
[18:04] ---
If the humidity rises any further,
something awful will happen!
[18:07] ---
Okay.
[18:12] ---
Oh!
[18:12] ---
I've found a Pekoponian!
[18:14] ---
Oh, no!
[18:22] ---
Corporal!
[18:24] ---
The remote...
[18:26] ---
Power! This is power!
[18:29] ---
With this power, I have nothing
to fear from the Pekoponians!
[18:33] ---
Please stop, Mr. Sergeant!
[18:35] ---
Let us wait until next time
to invade Pekopon!
[18:38] ---
How dare you disobey me?!
[18:42] ---
Oh...? You've certainly come far,
haven't you, Tamama?
[18:47] ---
If we don't stop Mr. Sergeant now,
we'll be in big trouble!
[18:53] ---
Are you serious?
[18:54] ---
You're going to use your fangs
against your superior?
SIGN Tamama Impact
[18:57] ---
Tamama Impact!
[19:00] ---
Then I shall respond in kind...
SIGN Legendary Great Maneuver Kinkin Keron Wave
[19:04] ---
Kinkin Keron Wave!
[19:09] ---
Oh!
[19:11] ---
Ah! The house!
[19:25] ---
I don't need any help to conquer Pekopon!
[19:29] ---
I shall reign as the ruler of Pekopon!
[19:33] ---
S-Sarge!
[19:34] ---
Hey! What's going... guh!
[19:37] ---
The humidity has maxed!
[19:39] ---
He is coming!
[19:41] ---
Huh?
[19:50] ---
Ohh...
[19:58] ---
What's that?
[19:59] ---
That's Nyororo.
[20:01] ---
Huh?
[20:09] ---
Sarge!
[20:10] ---
He got eaten!
[20:12] ---
Its name is Nyororo, and it likes
humidity even more than we do.
[20:16] ---
That's why we mustn't
raise the humidity too high.
[20:20] ---
Or we'll invite him in!
[20:27] ---
Sarge...
[20:28] ---
There's no reason to worry.
SIGN Desiccation Complete
[20:37] ---
Desiccation complete.
[20:40] ---
All Nyororo does is remove all your fluids.
[20:42] ---
Of course, you become unable to
move for two or three days.
[20:46] ---
That's why I tried to stop him!
[20:56] ---
Ohh...
[20:58] ---
And thus, Nyororo departed,
[21:00] ---
along with the danger
of Keroro's lethal rampage.
[21:04] ---
Then, a few days later...
[21:06] ---
Mr. Sergeant,
[21:08] ---
let us hurry up and confer
on our plans for the invasion!
[21:10] ---
Please hold on a minute.
I'm at a really good part!
[21:16] ---
It was not so much a case
of being motivated...
[21:19] ---
He just always does things
at his own convenient pace.
[21:23] ---
The aliens' invasion plan
is being prepared, even now.
[21:27] ---
However, no one knows
just when it will be executed.
[21:33] ---
Gero?
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
This is Giroro.
[23:08] ---
Have you dumbos decided what you're
going to do in the Golden Week holidays?
[23:12] ---
I'm sure there are
many things you'd like to do,
[23:13] ---
but you can't always have
what you want.
[23:16] ---
Many people complain that
they're short of either money or time.
[23:20] ---
Well, if things don't go well,
just give it up.
[23:23] ---
Never mind that. Our next episode
will surely be an instant classic!
[23:26] ---
"The Song of Men
Who Love Their Toys, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
A special long episode!
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
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