# E4 - Giroro: The Most Dangerous Man in the Universe, Sir! / Keroro: Rain with a Slight Chance of a Dangerous Man, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ8VD3/giroro-the-most-dangerous-man-in-the-universe-sir--keroro-rain-with-a-slight-chance-of-a-dangerous-man-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:31] ---**
The invasion of Earth...
**[01:32] ---**
It could begin in a place
we humans would least imagine.
**[01:38] ---**
For example, yes...
**[01:40] ---**
...this very television that you are
watching right now.
**[01:44] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[01:46] ---**
Push the button on the remote!
**[01:48] ---**
Okay!
**[02:02] ---**
M-Mr. Sergeant?!
**[02:04] ---**
What a sorry sight.
**[02:06] ---**
Oh!
**[02:07] ---**
Who'd have thought you'd
become prisoners of the Pekoponians.
**[02:11] ---**
You are...!
**[02:15] ---**
It's been a while, Keroro!
**[02:20] ---**
Giroro: The Most Dangerous Man
in the Universe, Sir!
***SIGN*** GI
***SIGN*** RO
***SIGN*** RO
**[02:28] ---**
You are...
**[02:29] ---**
...Corporal Giroro!
**[02:31] ---**
Hmph! Should you be using
that tone with your superior?
***SIGN*** Giro (glare)
**[02:35] ---**
Hm, Private 2nd Class Tamama?
**[02:37] ---**
Sir! I just got carried away!
**[02:40] ---**
Attenshun!
**[02:40] ---**
Okay!
**[02:41] ---**
Grit your eyes!
**[02:43] ---**
Yes... What? My eyes?
**[02:47] ---**
You mean you can't do it?
**[02:48] ---**
It's not that I cannot, perhaps,
but this is so sudden...
**[02:53] ---**
Here.
**[02:54] ---**
Normally, one cannot.
**[02:56] ---**
No fair!
**[02:57] ---**
You couldn't even figure that out...
What a miserable state you're in!
**[03:02] ---**
And this is all because of
your poor training, Keroro!
**[03:06] ---**
Get up! Open your eyes! Wake up!
**[03:11] ---**
Is it morning already?
**[03:12] ---**
Wake up!
**[03:20] ---**
*The passwords are:*
**[03:23] ---**
*Afro and Sergeant.*
**[03:24] ---**
I have no idea what's going on...
**[03:25] ---**
*Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).*
**[03:27] ---**
What are you babbling about?
**[03:30] ---**
What's with this senseless reaction?
**[03:34] ---**
Well, if it isn't Corporal Giroro!
It's been a while.
**[03:38] ---**
When did you get here?
**[03:39] ---**
You're slow as ever.
**[03:42] ---**
Keroro, I discovered you here
a week ago.
**[03:47] ---**
I became concerned because you
haven't done anything,
**[03:50] ---**
even though a month has passed
since the main force retreated.
**[03:52] ---**
So I came looking for you.
**[03:54] ---**
Oh! Thanks for the trouble.
**[04:03] ---**
Of all things, the leader
has been taken prisoner!
**[04:08] ---**
I am ashamed, sir.
**[04:09] ---**
In order to rescue you,
**[04:12] ---**
I investigated this facility
and all of the residents here.
**[04:17] ---**
As a result, I've come up with
a better idea than rescuing you.
**[04:21] ---**
Oh! And what might that be?
**[04:23] ---**
We will take over this facility
***SIGN*** Hinata House
**[04:26] ---**
and make it our base
for the invasion of Pekopon!
***SIGN*** Frontline Base
**[04:29] ---**
Oh...! Fascinating! You're the man!
**[04:33] ---**
The base for the invasion of Pekopon?
**[04:35] ---**
That's an excellent plan.
**[04:39] ---**
Isn't it?
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Girogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Resonance x 3
**[04:51] ---**
Resonance times three!
**[04:55] ---**
By the way, Corporal,
**[04:57] ---**
using this place as our base
may be fine,
**[05:00] ---**
but what should we do
with the existing inhabitants?
**[05:02] ---**
I was wondering about that, too.
**[05:05] ---**
Hmph! You should know.
**[05:07] ---**
Of course...
**[05:09] ---**
...they will be annihilated.
**[05:11] ---**
What?! Annihilated?!
**[05:13] ---**
Couldn't you kill maybe
two out of three, instead?
**[05:16] ---**
You can't be so halfhearted!
**[05:18] ---**
This is war!
**[05:20] ---**
I have already rigged
a booby trap on this facility.
**[05:24] ---**
A booby trap?!
***SIGN*** Booby Trap
**[05:26] ---**
A booby trap is a bomb
that is rigged to something
**[05:29] ---**
guaranteed to attract
someone's attention.
**[05:32] ---**
It is a fiendish trap.
**[05:35] ---**
What is that?!
**[05:36] ---**
That's a limited-edition
1:100 scale MG Ball kit!
**[05:40] ---**
Hurray!
**[05:44] ---**
Huh?!
**[05:47] ---**
All you viewers should be very careful.
**[05:50] ---**
The Pekoponians are all detestable foes!
There's no need to show mercy!
***SIGN*** The Heartless Warrior
**[05:56] ---**
That's true, but...
**[05:58] ---**
We're friends! We're friends!
**[06:00] ---**
I'm home!
**[06:02] ---**
Oh! Master Fuyuki!
**[06:03] ---**
Hmph! My first prey!
**[06:06] ---**
Th-These are...
***SIGN*** Explosive Energy
**[06:09] ---**
...OOPArts!
**[06:11] ---**
OOPArts is short for
"out-of-place-artifacts,"
**[06:14] ---**
strange items that charm
fans of the occult.
**[06:17] ---**
Wow...!
**[06:18] ---**
Hmph! How easy!
**[06:22] ---**
No! You can't do it, after all!
**[06:23] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[06:24] ---**
The members of the Hinata family
have given me shelter.
**[06:27] ---**
I owe my life to them!
**[06:29] ---**
Fool! Swayed by his emotions...
**[06:33] ---**
That must be...
**[06:36] ---**
There's no doubt about it!
It's a banana peel!
**[06:39] ---**
Step on it, and I'll be
surrounded by laughter!
**[06:41] ---**
But...
**[06:42] ---**
...this is an emergency.
It's no time to be stepping on it!
***SIGN*** Temptation
**[06:45] ---**
But... I want to step on it!
**[06:49] ---**
Oh! My foot! My foot...!
**[06:56] ---**
Huh?
**[06:59] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki, I'm so pathetic,
**[07:02] ---**
but the banana...
the banana skin did it!
**[07:04] ---**
Absolutely pathetic.
**[07:06] ---**
Sarge, is something wrong?
**[07:09] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Be careful!
**[07:12] ---**
My second subordinate...
has set up traps!
**[07:13] ---**
Oh? His second subordinate?
**[07:19] ---**
You've found another one of
your men, Sarge?
**[07:21] ---**
Oh! This one's red!
**[07:24] ---**
The booby trap... failed.
***SIGN*** Failed
**[07:28] ---**
But... I know all of your weaknesses.
**[07:32] ---**
I will show you a trick that only I,
of all the aliens, can do!
**[07:36] ---**
What?! What is it?
**[07:39] ---**
I wanna see!
**[07:40] ---**
I use this rope.
**[07:42] ---**
Uh huh...
**[07:42] ---**
Like this!
**[07:43] ---**
And then?
**[07:44] ---**
I use the opposite end of the rope...
**[07:46] ---**
Like this!
**[07:47] ---**
And then what?
**[07:49] ---**
And that's it.
***SIGN*** The End
**[07:50] ---**
The end.
***SIGN*** Successful Capture
**[07:54] ---**
Successful capture!
**[07:57] ---**
You tricked us!
**[07:58] ---**
Only a fool would lower his guard
to an enemy on a battlefield.
**[08:01] ---**
Darn you! You are more
detestable than an actor!
**[08:05] ---**
That is not the problem.
**[08:07] ---**
Such a cowardly scheme.
**[08:09] ---**
Mom, the Hinata family's captain,
would never fall for it.
**[08:12] ---**
I have discovered that.
**[08:14] ---**
And the fact that she
seldom comes home, as well.
**[08:20] ---**
I'm sorry. It looks like
I'm going to be late again today.
**[08:24] ---**
I won't need supper tonight.
**[08:27] ---**
The only one left is the
girl named Hinata Natsumi.
**[08:31] ---**
If I can capture her,
I will succeed in taking this facility.
**[08:35] ---**
Lady Natsumi will not be
easily defeated by us!
**[08:39] ---**
I warn you.
You'd better stop now.
***SIGN*** Giroro (glaaaare)
**[08:42] ---**
I have already studied
her battle readiness.
**[08:45] ---**
I know.
**[08:47] ---**
Like me, she has the blood
of a warrior coursing through her.
**[08:50] ---**
Therefore, I will prepare
a special sequence of traps for her.
**[08:53] ---**
Gero! Special traps?
**[08:55] ---**
My sister isn't a warrior, you know...
**[09:08] ---**
She's home...
**[09:13] ---**
Huh?
**[09:14] ---**
That stupid frog...!
**[09:16] ---**
He left everything
in the middle of cleaning!
**[09:22] ---**
Huh?
**[09:23] ---**
Oh...
**[09:29] ---**
Hmph! It's over.
**[09:32] ---**
Huh? You mean one shot didn't do it?
**[09:37] ---**
What?
**[09:38] ---**
Sis!
**[09:39] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[09:51] ---**
Hey, you stupid frog!
**[09:53] ---**
What? She's unscathed?!
**[09:55] ---**
Natchi!
**[09:56] ---**
Sis! You're safe!
**[09:58] ---**
How did you avoid all those traps?
**[10:00] ---**
Huh?! Those things...!
All I needed was one of these!
***SIGN*** Leek
**[10:08] ---**
You'd better be ready to take
your lickings after doing that.
**[10:11] ---**
Gero!
**[10:12] ---**
You're misunderstanding, Sis.
**[10:13] ---**
Over there! He's over there!
**[10:15] ---**
Huh?
**[10:16] ---**
You mean you got through
my traps using one stalk of leek?!
**[10:20] ---**
Hey! What's going on?
There's another one!
**[10:24] ---**
Looks like I underestimated
your powers. However...
**[10:37] ---**
...I was originally trained to become
a member of a mobile infantry unit.
**[10:40] ---**
You can't beat me in
hand-to-hand combat!
**[10:46] ---**
I-Incredible!
**[10:47] ---**
She's evaded all the shots!
**[10:49] ---**
My room...!
**[10:55] ---**
Don't you go and make
a bigger mess in this house!
**[11:02] ---**
Oh...
**[11:02] ---**
Sh-She's strong...
**[11:05] ---**
I never realized the women
of Pekopon were so strong!
**[11:12] ---**
Hinata... Natsumi...
**[11:14] ---**
You've stolen my heart.
**[11:18] ---**
What?! Another friend of Kero-chan's?
**[11:21] ---**
Where?
**[11:22] ---**
He's not here.
**[11:24] ---**
Huh?
**[11:25] ---**
He's not inside the house.
**[11:31] ---**
You should come to my room.
**[11:33] ---**
Hmph!
**[11:34] ---**
You think I could live under the
same roof as those Pekoponians?
**[11:37] ---**
You needn't be so hardheaded.
**[11:40] ---**
Hm?
**[11:41] ---**
Huh? Hmph!
**[11:47] ---**
The invasion by the aliens
may have already begun.
**[11:50] ---**
Perhaps... yes, perhaps from
your own yard...
**[12:02] ---**
It looks like a peaceful planet.
**[12:06] ---**
However...
**[12:09] ---**
However, unbeknownst to everyone...
**[12:11] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, sir?
**[12:12] ---**
We're going to invade Pekopon.
**[12:14] ---**
...alien invasion of the planet Earth
is insidiously being carried out!
**[12:15] ---**
Please come out...
**[12:17] ---**
Please, Mr. Sergeant...
**[12:21] ---**
I'm coming in.
**[12:22] ---**
Oh...
**[12:23] ---**
Huh?!
**[12:28] ---**
Later...!
**[12:39] ---**
Keroro: Rain with a Slight Chance
of A Dangerous Man, Sir!
**[12:44] ---**
It's pitiful that he's our platoon leader.
**[12:51] ---**
Back then, he was quite dashing...
**[12:56] ---**
He's become corrupted since
he became a Pekoponian prisoner!
**[13:00] ---**
Hmph!
**[13:04] ---**
Huh? Did you drink all of that
by yourself?
**[13:07] ---**
Yeah. For some reason,
my throat has been very dry.
**[13:12] ---**
Perhaps it's the climate of this planet.
**[13:14] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama,
are you all right?
**[13:18] ---**
Momocchi keeps my place comfortable.
**[13:23] ---**
Hmph! Good for you.
**[13:26] ---**
Huh? Perhaps...
***SIGN*** Grind Grind Grind...
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
Captain Geroro
**[13:38] ---**
Okay. Now's my chance.
**[13:40] ---**
Oh...
***SIGN*** Humidifier
**[13:53] ---**
Humidifier.
**[13:58] ---**
Begin humidifying!
**[14:04] ---**
Will this turn Mr. Sergeant
back into the way he was?
**[14:08] ---**
He has probably lost his ambition
**[14:11] ---**
because of the dry climate on this planet.
**[14:14] ---**
So, if we recreate the
humidity of Planet Keron here...
**[14:18] ---**
Humidity rising...
**[14:22] ---**
This feeling!
**[14:25] ---**
Oh!
**[14:26] ---**
I can feel power welling up
from the depths of my body!
**[14:31] ---**
There has been a change.
**[14:33] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[14:34] ---**
Huh!
**[14:38] ---**
I think now... I can do it!
**[14:45] ---**
Oh...!
**[14:54] ---**
This is great!
**[15:04] ---**
I'm terribly sorry...!
**[15:06] ---**
Ohh!
**[15:12] ---**
Ohhh!
**[15:13] ---**
Oh!
**[15:17] ---**
Uh...
**[15:18] ---**
Guess he hadn't finished reading it.
**[15:20] ---**
But, what in the world is happening?
**[15:24] ---**
I feel my power building!
**[15:27] ---**
Do you understand now, Keroro?
**[15:28] ---**
Gero?
**[15:30] ---**
That's your true strength, Mr. Sergeant!
**[15:33] ---**
Like when you were on Planet Keron.
**[15:35] ---**
Huh?
**[15:36] ---**
You must remember how you were back then.
**[15:41] ---**
How I was back then...?
**[15:44] ---**
You little idiot!
**[15:46] ---**
What's a kid like you doing
buying sexy magazines like these?!
**[15:50] ---**
You fool! You little fool!
**[15:50] ---**
No! I found them on the street...!
**[15:55] ---**
I really did find them...!
***SIGN*** A childhood... trauma
**[15:57] ---**
What the heck are you recalling?!
**[16:00] ---**
It was those days when you
shone most brightly.
**[16:04] ---**
The days when I shone most brightly?
**[16:08] ---**
No, you didn't see that, okay?
**[16:12] ---**
The days when I shone brightly...?
**[16:24] ---**
It's all coming back to me!
How I was back then...
**[16:28] ---**
I'm not one to stay here
simmering like this!
**[16:32] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:34] ---**
What a troublemaker!
**[16:37] ---**
All right, let's have a meeting
to discuss the invasion of Pekopon.
**[16:40] ---**
Meeting...?
We have no need for a meeting!
**[16:44] ---**
What did you say?
**[16:45] ---**
We will destroy all Pekoponians
we come across!
**[16:48] ---**
Then our invasion will be complete!
**[16:51] ---**
All we come across...?
Even the residents of this house?
**[16:54] ---**
I will not allow any exceptions!
**[16:56] ---**
You... That's not what you said
before the commercial break!
**[16:59] ---**
Ohh... This is terrible!
**[17:01] ---**
The humidity has gone way
beyond that of Planet Keron!
**[17:05] ---**
What?!
**[17:08] ---**
I'm home.
**[17:10] ---**
This is awful... My bag is soaked, too.
**[17:14] ---**
It started without warning.
**[17:17] ---**
What...?
**[17:19] ---**
Hey! When you said it "started,"
were you talking about rain?
**[17:24] ---**
What else do you think
I was talking about?!
**[17:26] ---**
I see... So, it rains even on Pekopon...
**[17:33] ---**
The rain caused the
humidity to rise even higher.
**[17:37] ---**
W-What is this?
**[17:39] ---**
I'm in tip-top shape! I'm absolutely high!
**[17:44] ---**
Sarge... What...?
**[17:46] ---**
He is drunk on the humidity.
**[17:48] ---**
Huh?
**[17:48] ---**
Humidity is absolutely
necessary for us Keronians,
**[17:52] ---**
but too much of it can be toxic.
**[17:55] ---**
Especially for Keroro.
**[17:57] ---**
For a Keronian, he is
easily affected by humidity.
**[18:02] ---**
Turn the humidifiers off!
**[18:04] ---**
If the humidity rises any further,
something awful will happen!
**[18:07] ---**
Okay.
**[18:12] ---**
Oh!
**[18:12] ---**
I've found a Pekoponian!
**[18:14] ---**
Oh, no!
**[18:22] ---**
Corporal!
**[18:24] ---**
The remote...
**[18:26] ---**
Power! This is power!
**[18:29] ---**
With this power, I have nothing
to fear from the Pekoponians!
**[18:33] ---**
Please stop, Mr. Sergeant!
**[18:35] ---**
Let us wait until next time
to invade Pekopon!
**[18:38] ---**
How dare you disobey me?!
**[18:42] ---**
Oh...? You've certainly come far,
haven't you, Tamama?
**[18:47] ---**
If we don't stop Mr. Sergeant now,
we'll be in big trouble!
**[18:53] ---**
Are you serious?
**[18:54] ---**
You're going to use your fangs
against your superior?
***SIGN*** Tamama Impact
**[18:57] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[19:00] ---**
Then I shall respond in kind...
***SIGN*** Legendary Great Maneuver Kinkin Keron Wave
**[19:04] ---**
Kinkin Keron Wave!
**[19:09] ---**
Oh!
**[19:11] ---**
Ah! The house!
**[19:25] ---**
I don't need any help to conquer Pekopon!
**[19:29] ---**
I shall reign as the ruler of Pekopon!
**[19:33] ---**
S-Sarge!
**[19:34] ---**
Hey! What's going... guh!
**[19:37] ---**
The humidity has maxed!
**[19:39] ---**
He is coming!
**[19:41] ---**
Huh?
**[19:50] ---**
Ohh...
**[19:58] ---**
What's that?
**[19:59] ---**
That's Nyororo.
**[20:01] ---**
Huh?
**[20:09] ---**
Sarge!
**[20:10] ---**
He got eaten!
**[20:12] ---**
Its name is Nyororo, and it likes
humidity even more than we do.
**[20:16] ---**
That's why we mustn't
raise the humidity too high.
**[20:20] ---**
Or we'll invite him in!
**[20:27] ---**
Sarge...
**[20:28] ---**
There's no reason to worry.
***SIGN*** Desiccation Complete
**[20:37] ---**
Desiccation complete.
**[20:40] ---**
All Nyororo does is remove all your fluids.
**[20:42] ---**
Of course, you become unable to
move for two or three days.
**[20:46] ---**
That's why I tried to stop him!
**[20:56] ---**
Ohh...
**[20:58] ---**
And thus, Nyororo departed,
**[21:00] ---**
along with the danger
of Keroro's lethal rampage.
**[21:04] ---**
Then, a few days later...
**[21:06] ---**
Mr. Sergeant,
**[21:08] ---**
let us hurry up and confer
on our plans for the invasion!
**[21:10] ---**
Please hold on a minute.
I'm at a really good part!
**[21:16] ---**
It was not so much a case
of being motivated...
**[21:19] ---**
He just always does things
at his own convenient pace.
**[21:23] ---**
The aliens' invasion plan
is being prepared, even now.
**[21:27] ---**
However, no one knows
just when it will be executed.
**[21:33] ---**
Gero?
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:51] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[23:07] ---**
This is Giroro.
**[23:08] ---**
Have you dumbos decided what you're
going to do in the Golden Week holidays?
**[23:12] ---**
I'm sure there are
many things you'd like to do,
**[23:13] ---**
but you can't always have
what you want.
**[23:16] ---**
Many people complain that
they're short of either money or time.
**[23:20] ---**
Well, if things don't go well,
just give it up.
**[23:23] ---**
Never mind that. Our next episode
will surely be an instant classic!
**[23:26] ---**
"The Song of Men
Who Love Their Toys, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
A special long episode!
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!