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E265 - Giroro: Remote Controlled Date, Sir! / Keroro: The Cave Where Pu Was, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    If you could freely control your crush,
[01:35] ---
    what would you do?
[01:40] ---
    Okay, watch over the house for me!
[01:41] ---
    Huh? You're going out?
SIGN    - A Summer With You - National Road Show Kissho Theater All Seats Reserved Seat 3-41 Special Invitation
[01:43] ---
    Ta-da!
[01:45] ---
    I sent a letter to 623 Radio,
[01:47] ---
    and I won two tickets to the movies!
[01:49] ---
    Wow, great!
[01:51] ---
    So I... So I thought...
[01:53] ---
    ...um...
[01:55] ---
    I... I could go with S-Shaburo-shenpai...
[01:58] ---
    Oh, right!
[01:59] ---
    That sounds nice, Sis!
[02:00] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[02:02] ---
    G-Going out with Saburo?!
[02:02] ---
    So, I'll just have something
    for dinner by myself?
[02:04] ---
    Don't tell me this is... a first date?!
[02:05] ---
    Yes, please.
[02:07] ---
    Okay, I'm off!
[02:09] ---
    Owww, hot, hot!
[02:13] ---
    Giroro: Remote Controlled Date, Sir!
[02:24] ---
    S-Saburo-senpai!
[02:26] ---
    Hey, Natsumi-chan.
[02:27] ---
    Ah... Th-This is... a very fine day for...
    for going out, wouldn't you say?
[02:31] ---
    Okay, shall we go?
[02:32] ---
    O-Okay...
[02:35] ---
    "Shall we go"...
[02:39] ---
    Brother! Brother!!
SIGN    Giroro is here
[02:47] ---
    Natsumi...
[02:49] ---
    No, no!
[02:50] ---
    I'm like a stalker here!
[02:58] ---
    Ha!
[02:59] ---
    Tara!
[03:00] ---
    Kisshoooo Acaaademyyy!
[03:05] ---
    Natsumi...
[03:06] ---
    What the heck happened to you?
[03:07] ---
    Oink! Oink oink!
[03:10] ---
    Snort snort!
[03:11] ---
    Oink oink oink.
[03:13] ---
    Keroro!
[03:14] ---
    You dumbo, what are you doing here?!
[03:17] ---
    Is that...?!
[03:19] ---
    You bet!
[03:20] ---
    It's been sealed away for a long time
    due to being excessively inhumane!
[03:23] ---
    The "Cry! Laugh! Remote Control!"
SIGN    Sing Laugh Rejoice Anger
[03:28] ---
    Attach the receiver to someone and
    send them commands with this remote,
SIGN    Receiver
SIGN    Sing
[03:32] ---
    and you can make them
    move exactly as you want!
[03:34] ---
    It is a fearsome remote, sir!
SIGN    Misuse PROHIBITED
[03:38] ---
    You dumbo, what're you thinking?!
[03:41] ---
    Gero gero.
[03:42] ---
    That's obvious, sir...
SIGN    Cry
SIGN    Dry
[03:45] ---
    I'll use this to control Hinata Natsumi,
SIGN    Startle
SIGN    Touch
SIGN    Call
SIGN    Hit
SIGN    Run
SIGN    Submit
[03:47] ---
    and humiliate her in front
    of large crowds, sir!
SIGN    Touch
SIGN    Undress
SIGN    Kiss
SIGN    Climb
[03:51] ---
    Wh-What?!
[03:54] ---
    Uncle!
[03:55] ---
    When you do that kind of thing,
    you're the worst!
[03:57] ---
    Or, like, Jizo wicked!
SIGN    Diabolical and Jizo
[04:00] ---
    Though, I bet Lady Mois
    will insult me for it!
[04:04] ---
    Or, like, you're the worst!
[04:06] ---
    Gero gero.
[04:08] ---
    I will not permit you to
    bring shame on Natsumi.
SIGN    House of Noses
SIGN    Remember every day! Cute photos!
SIGN    Princess
SIGN    Dangal
SIGN    Cute photos!
[04:27] ---
    Hurry up and go home, you two!
[04:29] ---
    Corporal Giroro...
    You're still following them?
[04:32] ---
    I... I have a duty to protect
    Natsumi's safety, uh...
[04:36] ---
    Ah! What's that you're holding?!
[04:38] ---
    Erk! Th-This is...
[04:40] ---
    Don't tell me you're planning
    to use that remote to—
[04:42] ---
    Don't be stupid!!
[04:43] ---
    Ahhh! This thing can just...
[04:47] ---
    Ah! That one's so cute!
SIGN    Princess
[04:56] ---
    Natchumi...
[04:57] ---
    Dose two... dey look like
    de perfect couple...
[05:01] ---
    A-At dis rate...
[05:03] ---
    I... I would like to have N-Natsumi-san as...
SIGN    Wrath
[05:05] ---
    NEVER!
[05:07] ---
    Saburo-san...
SIGN    Click
SIGN    Hit Run Walk Grieve
SIGN    Hit
SIGN    Run
SIGN    Lick
SIGN    Hit
[05:17] ---
    Hit.
[05:19] ---
    If I used this
[05:20] ---
    and controlled Natsumi...
[05:24] ---
    ...she would hit Saburo in public,
    and then he'd get mad,
[05:25] ---
    Ow, that hurts!
[05:27] ---
    You took it too far...
[05:27] ---
    and that would be the end of the date!
[05:31] ---
    If I, right now,
[05:32] ---
    press this button,
[05:34] ---
    I can make them stop the date!
[05:37] ---
    ...No, I can't.
[05:39] ---
    I would have to be mad to embarrass
    Natsumi for the sake of ruining her date.
SIGN    Hit
[05:49] ---
    Wha?! Why did I press the button?!
SIGN    Hit
SIGN    Molemole Hammer Today's High Scores
SIGN    Hit
[05:56] ---
    Huh?
[06:02] ---
    Natsumi-chan?
SIGN    Molemole Hammer Today's High Scores
[06:10] ---
    My body's doing it on its own!
[06:17] ---
    Wow, Natsumi-chan, you got the top score!
SIGN    Molemole Hammer Today's High Scores
[06:30] ---
    Okay, why don't we ride this?
[06:31] ---
    Ahh... I'm a little scared of
    these things, though.
[06:34] ---
    They're not that scary, really.
[06:35] ---
    It'll be fun!
[06:36] ---
    I really can't allow this date to go on...
[06:37] ---
    Ahhh, but... really, I don't think I...
[06:39] ---
    I thought you were good with heights?
[06:39] ---
    Ah. You still have it?
[06:42] ---
    Th-The thing about this is...
[06:42] ---
    I... I don't mind them, but...
[06:43] ---
    I can't let someone pick it up
    and put it to bad use.
SIGN    Submit
SIGN    Hug
SIGN    Climb
[06:50] ---
    Climb.
[06:51] ---
    If I press this button...
SIGN    Climb
[06:55] ---
    You used me as a springboard?
[06:59] ---
    I can definitely abort the date with this!
[07:03] ---
    B-But... then... Natsumi will be...
[07:07] ---
    I can't do that!
[07:09] ---
    I can't...
SIGN    Beep
[07:11] ---
    Ahhh!! I pressed it again! Why?!
SIGN    Climb
[07:15] ---
    W-Well, okay, maybe I could...
SIGN    Climb
[07:17] ---
    Huh?
[07:20] ---
    M-My body's doing it again!
[07:22] ---
    Natsumi-chan?!
[07:37] ---
    What am I doing?!
[07:39] ---
    Thank you, onee-chan!
[07:41] ---
    Ah, that's okay...
[07:42] ---
    You're kind, aren't you, Natsumi-chan?
SIGN    Choco-bananas
[07:56] ---
    Here.
[07:57] ---
    Ah, thanks...
[07:59] ---
    I want to protect Natsumi's happiness.
[08:01] ---
    But I want to make them stop the date.
[08:04] ---
    What do I do?!
SIGN    Run
SIGN    Lick
[08:06] ---
    Lick.
SIGN    Lick
[08:07] ---
    Lick...
[08:10] ---
    No way would I make her do that!!
[08:14] ---
    Again!
SIGN    Lick
SIGN    Lick
SIGN    Lick
[08:22] ---
    Whoa.
[08:23] ---
    Do you want this one, as well?
[08:25] ---
    I... I didn't... uh... um...
[08:32] ---
    I feel like every time I press the button,
[08:33] ---
    I'm bringing them closer together myself.
[08:36] ---
    But... I can't believe I have
    pressed it three times.
[08:39] ---
    I must want to make them stop the date,
     even if I have to sacrifice Natsumi for it.
[08:43] ---
    Is that how I really feel?!
SIGN    Climb Undress Hit Run Touch Submit Call
SIGN    Climb Undress Hit Run Touch Submit Call Hold
[08:47] ---
    Hold.
[08:51] ---
    No!! Unthinkable!!
SIGN    Hold Startle Cry Feel Thirst Push
SIGN    Hold Startle Cry Feel Thirst Push Hug
[08:54] ---
    Hug.
[08:55] ---
    Yay!
SIGN    Undress
[08:58] ---
    Undress.
SIGN    Kiss
[09:03] ---
    Kiss?
[09:05] ---
    Kiss?
[09:06] ---
    Kiss...?
[09:07] ---
    Natsumi...
[09:10] ---
    Wh—?!
[09:12] ---
    You must be joking!!
SIGN    Adamant Refusal
[09:13] ---
    I could never...!!
SIGN    Kiss
[09:17] ---
    Wh-What?!
[09:19] ---
    My body is... all on its own...
[09:22] ---
    When did this—?!
[09:24] ---
    No... get... off!
[09:26] ---
    So you finally realized, jizo.
[09:28] ---
    What?!
[09:31] ---
    J-Jizo?!
[09:33] ---
    Th-That's...
SIGN    Press
[09:36] ---
    I see... So all this was your fault!
[09:40] ---
    This is your punishment for
    punching me down, jizo.
[09:42] ---
    What?!
[09:43] ---
    Now...
[09:44] ---
    Press it once more, jizo.
[09:46] ---
    Make Hinata Natsumi kiss!
[09:48] ---
    I won't let you do that!
SIGN    Press
SIGN    Press
SIGN    Press
[09:55] ---
    Now go!
[09:56] ---
    And press it, jizo!
SIGN    Press
SIGN    Kiss
SIGN    Again, press
[10:06] ---
    Hurry up and press it, jizo.
SIGN    Again, press
[10:10] ---
    I pressed it!!
SIGN    Kiss
SIGN    Kiss
[10:15] ---
    He can't...!
SIGN    Kiss
[10:20] ---
    S-Saburo-senpai, umm...
[10:22] ---
    Natsumi!!
SIGN    Kiss
SIGN    Keroro Gunsou
[10:35] ---
    Kiss.
[10:37] ---
    Come on, what is all this?!
[10:39] ---
    G-Giroro...
[10:40] ---
    Getting in the way again...
SIGN    Kiss
[10:43] ---
    Anyway, I'll use this remote control
    that he tossed away,
[10:45] ---
    and make Hinata Natsumi
    kiss one more time, jizo!
[10:49] ---
    I see...
[10:50] ---
    Jizo!
[10:50] ---
    So all this was your fault...
[10:52] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Punishment
[10:57] ---
    Leave me alone for just this one day!
[11:00] ---
    M-My first...
[11:07] ---
    That was... my first... too...
[11:14] ---
    Giroro...
[11:15] ---
    Natsumi...
[11:24] ---
    Hey, Giroro,
[11:25] ---
    were you... doing that for me?
[11:32] ---
    Thanks.
[11:34] ---
    Natsumi...
[11:36] ---
    Aww...
[11:37] ---
    So you kissed Saburo-senpai, huh...
[11:39] ---
    I might be a bit jealous!
[11:41] ---
    Maybe!
[11:42] ---
    Wh-What?!
[11:43] ---
    S-So you were thinking about doing
    tha-that kind of thing with him?!
[11:48] ---
    Deny it! Deny it!
[11:49] ---
    I won't allow it!
[11:53] ---
    Impossible.
[12:02] ---
    So we have tonkatsu today!
[12:05] ---
    It's been a while since
    we ate together, Sarge.
[12:07] ---
    Geez, where have you been
    for the past few weeks?
[12:20] ---
    At the same time...
[12:38] ---
    Sarge... what's wrong?
[12:41] ---
    The truth is...
[12:43] ---
    The truth is, I...
[12:47] ---
    Keroro: The Cave Where Puu Was, Sir!
[12:53] ---
    It was a few weeks ago.
SIGN    A Few Weeks Ago
SIGN    Un
[12:56] ---
    Uninhabited planet dead ahead.
[12:58] ---
    Just the job for our experiment.
[13:01] ---
    Great!
[13:02] ---
    Natto Wave Gun standby!
[13:04] ---
    Roger.
[13:08] ---
    If this experiment succeeds,
[13:10] ---
    Pekopon will be turned entirely into natto!
[13:12] ---
    And while they're unable to move,
[13:14] ---
    we will complete our invasion, sir!
[13:17] ---
    Sudden space turbulence!
SIGN    Space Turbulence
[13:19] ---
    We've lost control!
[13:21] ---
    What?!
[13:28] ---
    After we crash-landed
    on that desolate planet,
[13:30] ---
    we took shelter in a cave, sir.
[13:34] ---
    Welp, I sent out a distress signal...
[13:37] ---
    Who knows when help might arrive, though.
[13:39] ---
    Gero.
[13:40] ---
    We have enough rations for three days.
SIGN    3 days x 3 times x 5 people = 45 pots
[13:42] ---
    As for whether they'll last...
[13:51] ---
    Gero!
[13:51] ---
    Our rations!
[13:53] ---
    Darn you!
[13:56] ---
    What an irritation!
[13:58] ---
    Ahh! It ate them all!
[14:03] ---
    Gero?!
[14:04] ---
    It got bigger!
[14:06] ---
    What?!
[14:07] ---
    Isn't that a rare space creature,
    a Gel Dolba?
[14:10] ---
    Gel Dolba?
[14:11] ---
    Gel Dolba are creatures with an extremely
    high metabolic efficiency, see.
[14:16] ---
    They get nutrients out
    of everything they eat.
[14:19] ---
    How dare you take our rations?!
[14:21] ---
    I will eat you instead!
SIGN    Clang
[14:25] ---
    I-Iss harb...
[14:28] ---
    If you're gonna eat it, I'd raise it
    to be a bit bigger first.
[14:31] ---
    Tama?
[14:32] ---
    This thing, its head tastes like starfruit,
SIGN    Starfruit
[14:35] ---
    its body, cake,
SIGN    Cake
[14:36] ---
    its arms and legs, baked potato,
SIGN    Baked Potato
[14:38] ---
    and its antenna tastes like curry.
SIGN    Curry and Rice
[14:40] ---
    S-Seriously?!
[14:42] ---
    You do realize there is nothing to feed it?
[14:45] ---
    Yeah, there is.
[14:46] ---
    Just give it some weeds
    or whatever. That'll do.
[14:48] ---
    And when its armor comes off,
    it's ready to eat.
[14:51] ---
    Woo!
[14:53] ---
    All right!
[14:54] ---
    Let's get to raising this thing
     right away, sir!
[14:57] ---
    Yeah!
[14:58] ---
    Are you all serious?
[15:00] ---
    You will raise him in order to eat him?
[15:01] ---
    We are going to survive, sir!
[15:09] ---
    Go on, eat up, eat up!
[15:10] ---
    
[15:12] ---
    Grow up nice and big!
[15:13] ---
    Puu!
[15:16] ---
    I see!
[15:17] ---
    Then from today you'll be called Puu, sir!
[15:20] ---
    Okay, Puu?
[15:21] ---
    Puu!
[15:22] ---
    After that,
[15:24] ---
    we ate and drank nothing for days,
[15:25] ---
    and continued to look after Puu, sir.
SIGN    Growllll
[15:35] ---
    I am not hungry!
[15:37] ---
    I'm not hungry!
[15:42] ---
    I am... not hungry!
[15:48] ---
    What are you doing?
[15:55] ---
    Hey!
[15:57] ---
    Stop it, that tickles!
[16:03] ---
    Hurry up and get big and get eaten...
SIGN    Growwwwwl
[16:08] ---
    Ahh... my stomach is so empty,
    I am full of poohekokis...
[16:36] ---
    Nyaaahhh crap.
[16:48] ---
    Hm, you're surprisingly... hmmm!
[16:55] ---
    So hungry...
[16:57] ---
    At this point...
[17:03] ---
    ...I'll have that banana
    I was secretly hiding...
[17:06] ---
    I-It's gone!
[17:07] ---
    Wh-Where is it, sir?!
[17:12] ---
    Dahhh! When did you get it?!
[17:13] ---
    My banana!
[17:19] ---
    No matter how hungry I am,
[17:23] ---
    my comedian's soul endures, sir!
[17:27] ---
    When he sees a banana peel,
[17:28] ---
    he can't resist slipping on it
    and falling over!
[17:30] ---
    Such is the sergeant's comedian's soul!
SIGN    Comedian's Soul
[17:36] ---
    Ohh! And this one, too!
[17:40] ---
    Comedian's soul!
SIGN    Comedian's Soul
[17:41] ---
    Puu!
[17:44] ---
    S-So you, too...
[17:46] ---
    ...have a comedian's soul, sir!
[17:50] ---
    You're just like me, sir!
[17:55] ---
    But...
[17:59] ---
    ...soon, you'll be...
[18:03] ---
    And that day has arrived, sir.
[18:15] ---
    He's ready to be eaten.
[18:17] ---
    Right...
[18:19] ---
    This day is finally here, sir...
[18:22] ---
    Then... let's eat!
[18:26] ---
    Wait!
[18:27] ---
    Are you really going to eat Puu?
[18:29] ---
    Are you satisfied with that?!
[18:33] ---
    It can't be helped, sir!
[18:34] ---
    In order for us to survive!
[18:36] ---
    B-But my honorable leader...
[18:39] ---
    Then you go without, Dororo.
[18:41] ---
    Corporal Giroro... Finish him off.
[18:44] ---
    M-Me?!
[18:52] ---
    Anyone could hit him from this range.
[18:55] ---
    Even you, Tamama.
[18:57] ---
    I really think you're best for this
    kind of thing, Rogi-senpai...
[19:00] ---
    Wh-What are you talking about?!
    You're much more...
[19:02] ---
    Nononono, Rogi-san, you do it...
[19:04] ---
    Then Kululu.
[19:05] ---
    ...lulu.
[19:06] ---
    No, I really think you should!
[19:07] ---
    No, no, Rogi-san, you should...
[19:09] ---
    No, you...
[19:10] ---
    Argh!
[19:11] ---
    Give it here, sir!
[19:13] ---
    Commander-dono!
[19:14] ---
    There's no room for mercy, sir!
[19:20] ---
    No room...
[19:28] ---
    And...
[19:28] ---
    ...then what happened?
[19:32] ---
    I...
[19:34] ---
    I...
[19:35] ---
    You did... do it, then?
[19:50] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[19:51] ---
    My honorable leader...
[19:57] ---
    Puu...
[20:03] ---
    Huh?
[20:04] ---
    They got eaten.
[20:11] ---
    G-Gero!
[20:13] ---
    This is...
[20:15] ---
    Is this Puu's stomach?!
[20:17] ---
    My body feels all tingly!
[20:19] ---
    If we don't do something,
    we will be digested!
SIGN    Digested
[20:22] ---
    We're food now?!
[20:24] ---
    I don't like this!
[20:27] ---
    Gero!!
[20:42] ---
    We were left behind,
[20:44] ---
    and were later rescued
    by the Space Rescue Team,
[20:46] ---
    and escaped death by a hair, sir.
[20:52] ---
    That must have been... pretty hard...
[20:55] ---
    But...
[20:56] ---
    Huh?
[20:57] ---
    Back then, we learned first-hand...
SIGN    The feelings of "those who are eaten"
[21:02] ---
    ...the feelings of "those who are eaten"!
[21:05] ---
    So! I say, to Tonkatsu-san here
    who will be eaten for me...
[21:08] ---
    To Fried Chicken-san!
[21:11] ---
    To Gyuudon-san.
[21:12] ---
    To Shish Kebab-san!
[21:15] ---
    To Grilled Fish-san.
[21:17] ---
    We are grateful for the food
    we are about to receive!
[21:25] ---
    Let's eat!
[21:27] ---
    It's really true.
[21:29] ---
    Our lives are made possible by others.
[21:32] ---
    No, wait— Aaaaaaaaghhh!
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm okay.
    My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu Daijoubu
    Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
    Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Major win, major win.
    Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
    no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    And then, I know I shouldn't
    ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    ...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    (Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    (Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    (Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    This can't be a coincidence,
    not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
    I am Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[23:09] ---
    My eternal idol is Mr. Sergeant Keroro!
[23:11] ---
    That legendary sergeant
    I had admired for so long...
SIGN    Nervous
SIGN    Kiss
SIGN    Embrace
[23:14] ---
    Now every day is hunky-dory!
    ...Or it would be, except for...
[23:17] ---
    ...that woman!! Don't get in my way!!
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that!
SIGN    Awawa...
[23:20] ---
    I think I'll start anti-aging!
[23:22] ---
    "Tamama: The Wake-Up Kiss is Mine, Sir!"
SIGN    Ba-dump!
[23:26] ---
    "Pururu's Secrets Revealed, Sir?!"
SIGN    Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle
[23:29] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!