# E265 - Giroro: Remote Controlled Date, Sir! / Keroro: The Cave Where Pu Was, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U387J1/giroro-remote-controlled-date-sir--keroro-the-cave-where-pu-was-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero~!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
**[00:20] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
**[00:23] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Shain ryokou wa Keron
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero~!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:32] ---**
If you could freely control your crush,
**[01:35] ---**
what would you do?
**[01:40] ---**
Okay, watch over the house for me!
**[01:41] ---**
Huh? You're going out?
***SIGN*** - A Summer With You - National Road Show Kissho Theater All Seats Reserved Seat 3-41 Special Invitation
**[01:43] ---**
Ta-da!
**[01:45] ---**
I sent a letter to *623 Radio,*
**[01:47] ---**
and I won two tickets to the movies!
**[01:49] ---**
Wow, great!
**[01:51] ---**
So I... So I thought...
**[01:53] ---**
...um...
**[01:55] ---**
I... I could go with S-Shaburo-shenpai...
**[01:58] ---**
Oh, right!
**[01:59] ---**
That sounds nice, Sis!
**[02:00] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[02:02] ---**
G-Going out with Saburo?!
**[02:02] ---**
So, I'll just have something
for dinner by myself?
**[02:04] ---**
Don't tell me this is... a first date?!
**[02:05] ---**
Yes, please.
**[02:07] ---**
Okay, I'm off!
**[02:09] ---**
Owww, hot, hot!
**[02:13] ---**
Giroro: Remote Controlled Date, Sir!
**[02:24] ---**
S-Saburo-senpai!
**[02:26] ---**
Hey, Natsumi-chan.
**[02:27] ---**
Ah... Th-This is... a very fine day for...
for going out, wouldn't you say?
**[02:31] ---**
Okay, shall we go?
**[02:32] ---**
O-Okay...
**[02:35] ---**
"*Shall we go*"...
**[02:39] ---**
Brother! Brother!!
***SIGN*** Giroro is here
**[02:47] ---**
Natsumi...
**[02:49] ---**
No, no!
**[02:50] ---**
I'm like a stalker here!
**[02:58] ---**
Ha!
**[02:59] ---**
Tara!
**[03:00] ---**
Kisshoooo Acaaademyyy!
**[03:05] ---**
Natsumi...
**[03:06] ---**
What the heck happened to you?
**[03:07] ---**
Oink! Oink oink!
**[03:10] ---**
Snort snort!
**[03:11] ---**
Oink oink oink.
**[03:13] ---**
Keroro!
**[03:14] ---**
You dumbo, what are you doing here?!
**[03:17] ---**
Is that...?!
**[03:19] ---**
You bet!
**[03:20] ---**
It's been sealed away for a long time
due to being excessively inhumane!
**[03:23] ---**
The "Cry! Laugh! Remote Control!"
***SIGN*** Sing Laugh Rejoice Anger
**[03:28] ---**
Attach the receiver to someone and
send them commands with this remote,
***SIGN*** Receiver
***SIGN*** Sing
**[03:32] ---**
and you can make them
move exactly as you want!
**[03:34] ---**
It is a fearsome remote, sir!
***SIGN*** Misuse PROHIBITED
**[03:38] ---**
You dumbo, what're you thinking?!
**[03:41] ---**
Gero gero.
**[03:42] ---**
That's obvious, sir...
***SIGN*** Cry
***SIGN*** Dry
**[03:45] ---**
I'll use this to control Hinata Natsumi,
***SIGN*** Startle
***SIGN*** Touch
***SIGN*** Call
***SIGN*** Hit
***SIGN*** Run
***SIGN*** Submit
**[03:47] ---**
and humiliate her in front
of large crowds, sir!
***SIGN*** Touch
***SIGN*** Undress
***SIGN*** Kiss
***SIGN*** Climb
**[03:51] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[03:54] ---**
Uncle!
**[03:55] ---**
When you do that kind of thing,
you're the worst!
**[03:57] ---**
Or, like, Jizo wicked!
***SIGN*** Diabolical and Jizo
**[04:00] ---**
Though, I bet Lady Mois
will insult me for it!
**[04:04] ---**
Or, like, you're the worst!
**[04:06] ---**
Gero gero.
**[04:08] ---**
I will not permit you to
bring shame on Natsumi.
***SIGN*** House of Noses
***SIGN*** Remember every day! Cute photos!
***SIGN*** Princess
***SIGN*** Dangal
***SIGN*** Cute photos!
**[04:27] ---**
Hurry up and go home, you two!
**[04:29] ---**
Corporal Giroro...
You're still following them?
**[04:32] ---**
I... I have a duty to protect
Natsumi's safety, uh...
**[04:36] ---**
Ah! What's that you're holding?!
**[04:38] ---**
Erk! Th-This is...
**[04:40] ---**
Don't tell me you're planning
to use that remote to—
**[04:42] ---**
Don't be stupid!!
**[04:43] ---**
Ahhh! This thing can just...
**[04:47] ---**
Ah! That one's so cute!
***SIGN*** Princess
**[04:56] ---**
Natchumi...
**[04:57] ---**
Dose two... dey look like
de perfect couple...
**[05:01] ---**
A-At dis rate...
**[05:03] ---**
I... I would like to have N-Natsumi-san as...
***SIGN*** Wrath
**[05:05] ---**
NEVER!
**[05:07] ---**
Saburo-san...
***SIGN*** Click
***SIGN*** Hit Run Walk Grieve
***SIGN*** Hit
***SIGN*** Run
***SIGN*** Lick
***SIGN*** Hit
**[05:17] ---**
Hit.
**[05:19] ---**
If I used this
**[05:20] ---**
and controlled Natsumi...
**[05:24] ---**
...she would hit Saburo in public,
and then he'd get mad,
**[05:25] ---**
Ow, that hurts!
**[05:27] ---**
You took it too far...
**[05:27] ---**
and that would be the end of the date!
**[05:31] ---**
If I, right now,
**[05:32] ---**
press this button,
**[05:34] ---**
I can make them stop the date!
**[05:37] ---**
...No, I can't.
**[05:39] ---**
I would have to be mad to embarrass
Natsumi for the sake of ruining her date.
***SIGN*** Hit
**[05:49] ---**
Wha?! Why did I press the button?!
***SIGN*** Hit
***SIGN*** Molemole Hammer Today's High Scores
***SIGN*** Hit
**[05:56] ---**
Huh?
**[06:02] ---**
Natsumi-chan?
***SIGN*** Molemole Hammer Today's High Scores
**[06:10] ---**
My body's doing it on its own!
**[06:17] ---**
Wow, Natsumi-chan, you got the top score!
***SIGN*** Molemole Hammer Today's High Scores
**[06:30] ---**
Okay, why don't we ride this?
**[06:31] ---**
Ahh... I'm a little scared of
these things, though.
**[06:34] ---**
They're not that scary, really.
**[06:35] ---**
It'll be fun!
**[06:36] ---**
I really can't allow this date to go on...
**[06:37] ---**
Ahhh, but... really, I don't think I...
**[06:39] ---**
I thought you were good with heights?
**[06:39] ---**
Ah. You still have it?
**[06:42] ---**
Th-The thing about this is...
**[06:42] ---**
I... I don't mind them, but...
**[06:43] ---**
I can't let someone pick it up
and put it to bad use.
***SIGN*** Submit
***SIGN*** Hug
***SIGN*** Climb
**[06:50] ---**
Climb.
**[06:51] ---**
If I press this button...
***SIGN*** Climb
**[06:55] ---**
You used me as a springboard?
**[06:59] ---**
I can definitely abort the date with this!
**[07:03] ---**
B-But... then... Natsumi will be...
**[07:07] ---**
I can't do that!
**[07:09] ---**
I can't...
***SIGN*** Beep
**[07:11] ---**
Ahhh!! I pressed it again! Why?!
***SIGN*** Climb
**[07:15] ---**
W-Well, okay, maybe I could...
***SIGN*** Climb
**[07:17] ---**
Huh?
**[07:20] ---**
M-My body's doing it again!
**[07:22] ---**
Natsumi-chan?!
**[07:37] ---**
What am I doing?!
**[07:39] ---**
Thank you, onee-chan!
**[07:41] ---**
Ah, that's okay...
**[07:42] ---**
You're kind, aren't you, Natsumi-chan?
***SIGN*** Choco-bananas
**[07:56] ---**
Here.
**[07:57] ---**
Ah, thanks...
**[07:59] ---**
I want to protect Natsumi's happiness.
**[08:01] ---**
But I want to make them stop the date.
**[08:04] ---**
What do I do?!
***SIGN*** Run
***SIGN*** Lick
**[08:06] ---**
Lick.
***SIGN*** Lick
**[08:07] ---**
Lick...
**[08:10] ---**
No way would I make her do that!!
**[08:14] ---**
Again!
***SIGN*** Lick
***SIGN*** Lick
***SIGN*** Lick
**[08:22] ---**
Whoa.
**[08:23] ---**
Do you want this one, as well?
**[08:25] ---**
I... I didn't... uh... um...
**[08:32] ---**
I feel like every time I press the button,
**[08:33] ---**
I'm bringing them closer together myself.
**[08:36] ---**
But... I can't believe I have
pressed it three times.
**[08:39] ---**
I must want to make them stop the date,
even if I have to sacrifice Natsumi for it.
**[08:43] ---**
Is that how I really feel?!
***SIGN*** Climb Undress Hit Run Touch Submit Call
***SIGN*** Climb Undress Hit Run Touch Submit Call Hold
**[08:47] ---**
Hold.
**[08:51] ---**
No!! Unthinkable!!
***SIGN*** Hold Startle Cry Feel Thirst Push
***SIGN*** Hold Startle Cry Feel Thirst Push Hug
**[08:54] ---**
Hug.
**[08:55] ---**
Yay!
***SIGN*** Undress
**[08:58] ---**
Undress.
***SIGN*** Kiss
**[09:03] ---**
Kiss?
**[09:05] ---**
Kiss?
**[09:06] ---**
Kiss...?
**[09:07] ---**
Natsumi...
**[09:10] ---**
Wh—?!
**[09:12] ---**
You must be joking!!
***SIGN*** Adamant Refusal
**[09:13] ---**
I could never...!!
***SIGN*** Kiss
**[09:17] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[09:19] ---**
My body is... all on its own...
**[09:22] ---**
When did this—?!
**[09:24] ---**
No... get... off!
**[09:26] ---**
So you finally realized, jizo.
**[09:28] ---**
What?!
**[09:31] ---**
J-Jizo?!
**[09:33] ---**
Th-That's...
***SIGN*** Press
**[09:36] ---**
I see... So all this was your fault!
**[09:40] ---**
This is your punishment for
punching me down, jizo.
**[09:42] ---**
What?!
**[09:43] ---**
Now...
**[09:44] ---**
Press it once more, jizo.
**[09:46] ---**
Make Hinata Natsumi kiss!
**[09:48] ---**
I won't let you do that!
***SIGN*** Press
***SIGN*** Press
***SIGN*** Press
**[09:55] ---**
Now go!
**[09:56] ---**
And press it, jizo!
***SIGN*** Press
***SIGN*** Kiss
***SIGN*** Again, press
**[10:06] ---**
Hurry up and press it, jizo.
***SIGN*** Again, press
**[10:10] ---**
I pressed it!!
***SIGN*** Kiss
***SIGN*** Kiss
**[10:15] ---**
He can't...!
***SIGN*** Kiss
**[10:20] ---**
S-Saburo-senpai, umm...
**[10:22] ---**
Natsumi!!
***SIGN*** Kiss
***SIGN*** Keroro Gunsou
**[10:35] ---**
Kiss.
**[10:37] ---**
Come on, what is all this?!
**[10:39] ---**
G-Giroro...
**[10:40] ---**
Getting in the way again...
***SIGN*** Kiss
**[10:43] ---**
Anyway, I'll use this remote control
that he tossed away,
**[10:45] ---**
and make Hinata Natsumi
kiss one more time, jizo!
**[10:49] ---**
I see...
**[10:50] ---**
Jizo!
**[10:50] ---**
So all this was your fault...
**[10:52] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Punishment
**[10:57] ---**
Leave me alone for just this one day!
**[11:00] ---**
M-My first...
**[11:07] ---**
That was... my first... too...
**[11:14] ---**
Giroro...
**[11:15] ---**
Natsumi...
**[11:24] ---**
Hey, Giroro,
**[11:25] ---**
were you... doing that for me?
**[11:32] ---**
Thanks.
**[11:34] ---**
Natsumi...
**[11:36] ---**
Aww...
**[11:37] ---**
So you kissed Saburo-senpai, huh...
**[11:39] ---**
I might be a bit jealous!
**[11:41] ---**
Maybe!
**[11:42] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[11:43] ---**
S-So you were thinking about doing
tha-that kind of thing with him?!
**[11:48] ---**
Deny it! Deny it!
**[11:49] ---**
I won't allow it!
**[11:53] ---**
Impossible.
**[12:02] ---**
So we have tonkatsu today!
**[12:05] ---**
It's been a while since
we ate together, Sarge.
**[12:07] ---**
Geez, where have you been
for the past few weeks?
**[12:20] ---**
At the same time...
**[12:38] ---**
Sarge... what's wrong?
**[12:41] ---**
The truth is...
**[12:43] ---**
The truth is, I...
**[12:47] ---**
Keroro: The Cave Where Puu Was, Sir!
**[12:53] ---**
It was a few weeks ago.
***SIGN*** A Few Weeks Ago
***SIGN*** Un
**[12:56] ---**
Uninhabited planet dead ahead.
**[12:58] ---**
Just the job for our experiment.
**[13:01] ---**
Great!
**[13:02] ---**
Natto Wave Gun standby!
**[13:04] ---**
Roger.
**[13:08] ---**
If this experiment succeeds,
**[13:10] ---**
Pekopon will be turned entirely into natto!
**[13:12] ---**
And while they're unable to move,
**[13:14] ---**
we will complete our invasion, sir!
**[13:17] ---**
Sudden space turbulence!
***SIGN*** Space Turbulence
**[13:19] ---**
We've lost control!
**[13:21] ---**
What?!
**[13:28] ---**
After we crash-landed
on that desolate planet,
**[13:30] ---**
we took shelter in a cave, sir.
**[13:34] ---**
Welp, I sent out a distress signal...
**[13:37] ---**
Who knows when help might arrive, though.
**[13:39] ---**
Gero.
**[13:40] ---**
We have enough rations for three days.
***SIGN*** 3 days x 3 times x 5 people = 45 pots
**[13:42] ---**
As for whether they'll last...
**[13:51] ---**
Gero!
**[13:51] ---**
Our rations!
**[13:53] ---**
Darn you!
**[13:56] ---**
What an irritation!
**[13:58] ---**
Ahh! It ate them all!
**[14:03] ---**
Gero?!
**[14:04] ---**
It got bigger!
**[14:06] ---**
What?!
**[14:07] ---**
Isn't that a rare space creature,
a Gel Dolba?
**[14:10] ---**
Gel Dolba?
**[14:11] ---**
Gel Dolba are creatures with an extremely
high metabolic efficiency, see.
**[14:16] ---**
They get nutrients out
of everything they eat.
**[14:19] ---**
How dare you take our rations?!
**[14:21] ---**
I will eat you instead!
***SIGN*** Clang
**[14:25] ---**
I-Iss harb...
**[14:28] ---**
If you're gonna eat it, I'd raise it
to be a bit bigger first.
**[14:31] ---**
Tama?
**[14:32] ---**
This thing, its head tastes like starfruit,
***SIGN*** Starfruit
**[14:35] ---**
its body, cake,
***SIGN*** Cake
**[14:36] ---**
its arms and legs, baked potato,
***SIGN*** Baked Potato
**[14:38] ---**
and its antenna tastes like curry.
***SIGN*** Curry and Rice
**[14:40] ---**
S-Seriously?!
**[14:42] ---**
You do realize there is nothing to feed it?
**[14:45] ---**
Yeah, there is.
**[14:46] ---**
Just give it some weeds
or whatever. That'll do.
**[14:48] ---**
And when its armor comes off,
it's ready to eat.
**[14:51] ---**
Woo!
**[14:53] ---**
All right!
**[14:54] ---**
Let's get to raising this thing
right away, sir!
**[14:57] ---**
Yeah!
**[14:58] ---**
Are you all serious?
**[15:00] ---**
You will raise him in order to eat him?
**[15:01] ---**
We are going to survive, sir!
**[15:09] ---**
Go on, eat up, eat up!
**[15:10] ---**
**[15:12] ---**
Grow up nice and big!
**[15:13] ---**
Puu!
**[15:16] ---**
I see!
**[15:17] ---**
Then from today you'll be called Puu, sir!
**[15:20] ---**
Okay, Puu?
**[15:21] ---**
Puu!
**[15:22] ---**
After that,
**[15:24] ---**
we ate and drank nothing for days,
**[15:25] ---**
and continued to look after Puu, sir.
***SIGN*** Growllll
**[15:35] ---**
I am not hungry!
**[15:37] ---**
I'm not hungry!
**[15:42] ---**
I am... not hungry!
**[15:48] ---**
What are you doing?
**[15:55] ---**
Hey!
**[15:57] ---**
Stop it, that tickles!
**[16:03] ---**
Hurry up and get big and get eaten...
***SIGN*** Growwwwwl
**[16:08] ---**
Ahh... my stomach is so empty,
I am full of poohekokis...
**[16:36] ---**
Nyaaahhh crap.
**[16:48] ---**
Hm, you're surprisingly... hmmm!
**[16:55] ---**
So hungry...
**[16:57] ---**
At this point...
**[17:03] ---**
...I'll have that banana
I was secretly hiding...
**[17:06] ---**
I-It's gone!
**[17:07] ---**
Wh-Where is it, sir?!
**[17:12] ---**
Dahhh! When did you get it?!
**[17:13] ---**
My banana!
**[17:19] ---**
No matter how hungry I am,
**[17:23] ---**
my comedian's soul endures, sir!
**[17:27] ---**
When he sees a banana peel,
**[17:28] ---**
he can't resist slipping on it
and falling over!
**[17:30] ---**
Such is the sergeant's comedian's soul!
***SIGN*** Comedian's Soul
**[17:36] ---**
Ohh! And this one, too!
**[17:40] ---**
Comedian's soul!
***SIGN*** Comedian's Soul
**[17:41] ---**
Puu!
**[17:44] ---**
S-So you, too...
**[17:46] ---**
...have a comedian's soul, sir!
**[17:50] ---**
You're just like me, sir!
**[17:55] ---**
But...
**[17:59] ---**
...soon, you'll be...
**[18:03] ---**
And that day has arrived, sir.
**[18:15] ---**
He's ready to be eaten.
**[18:17] ---**
Right...
**[18:19] ---**
This day is finally here, sir...
**[18:22] ---**
Then... let's eat!
**[18:26] ---**
Wait!
**[18:27] ---**
Are you really going to eat Puu?
**[18:29] ---**
Are you satisfied with that?!
**[18:33] ---**
It can't be helped, sir!
**[18:34] ---**
In order for us to survive!
**[18:36] ---**
B-But my honorable leader...
**[18:39] ---**
Then you go without, Dororo.
**[18:41] ---**
Corporal Giroro... Finish him off.
**[18:44] ---**
M-Me?!
**[18:52] ---**
Anyone could hit him from this range.
**[18:55] ---**
Even you, Tamama.
**[18:57] ---**
I really think you're best for this
kind of thing, Rogi-senpai...
**[19:00] ---**
Wh-What are you talking about?!
You're much more...
**[19:02] ---**
Nononono, Rogi-san, you do it...
**[19:04] ---**
Then Kululu.
**[19:05] ---**
...lulu.
**[19:06] ---**
No, I really think you should!
**[19:07] ---**
No, no, Rogi-san, you should...
**[19:09] ---**
No, you...
**[19:10] ---**
Argh!
**[19:11] ---**
Give it here, sir!
**[19:13] ---**
Commander-dono!
**[19:14] ---**
There's no room for mercy, sir!
**[19:20] ---**
No room...
**[19:28] ---**
And...
**[19:28] ---**
...then what happened?
**[19:32] ---**
I...
**[19:34] ---**
I...
**[19:35] ---**
You did... do it, then?
**[19:50] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[19:51] ---**
My honorable leader...
**[19:57] ---**
Puu...
**[20:03] ---**
Huh?
**[20:04] ---**
They got eaten.
**[20:11] ---**
G-Gero!
**[20:13] ---**
This is...
**[20:15] ---**
Is this Puu's stomach?!
**[20:17] ---**
My body feels all tingly!
**[20:19] ---**
If we don't do something,
we will be digested!
***SIGN*** Digested
**[20:22] ---**
We're food now?!
**[20:24] ---**
I don't like this!
**[20:27] ---**
Gero!!
**[20:42] ---**
We were left behind,
**[20:44] ---**
and were later rescued
by the Space Rescue Team,
**[20:46] ---**
and escaped death by a hair, sir.
**[20:52] ---**
That must have been... pretty hard...
**[20:55] ---**
But...
**[20:56] ---**
Huh?
**[20:57] ---**
Back then, we learned first-hand...
***SIGN*** The feelings of "those who are eaten"
**[21:02] ---**
...the feelings of "those who are eaten"!
**[21:05] ---**
So! I say, to Tonkatsu-san here
who will be eaten for me...
**[21:08] ---**
To Fried Chicken-san!
**[21:11] ---**
To Gyuudon-san.
**[21:12] ---**
To Shish Kebab-san!
**[21:15] ---**
To Grilled Fish-san.
**[21:17] ---**
We are grateful for the food
we are about to receive!
**[21:25] ---**
Let's eat!
**[21:27] ---**
It's really true.
**[21:29] ---**
Our lives are made possible by others.
**[21:32] ---**
No, wait— Aaaaaaaaghhh!
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Not even close!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
They are heavy suits.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
Omoi ze suutsu
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
I'm a creator.
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Aimu a kurietaa
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Fast and light, those sweats.
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
A nude nude suit is perfect.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto piisu v
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
**[22:10] [SONG] ---**
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Major win, majorinrin.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Daishouri daishourinrin
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Joke flopped, last appear!
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Subetta rasutapiaa
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
...would you be my friend?
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
So don't erase my homeland.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Dakara furusato kesanai de
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Please!)
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
(Tanomu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Popular even on Planet Keron!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Probably?)
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
(Tabun?)
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Space is big, just how much about?
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Why did you choose this place?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Doushite koko o eranda no
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(After me?)
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
(Ore meate?)
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Naked de pon!
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Supponpon de pon!
**[23:07] ---**
I am Private 2nd Class Tamama.
**[23:09] ---**
My eternal idol is Mr. Sergeant Keroro!
**[23:11] ---**
That legendary sergeant
I had admired for so long...
***SIGN*** Nervous
***SIGN*** Kiss
***SIGN*** Embrace
**[23:14] ---**
Now every day is hunky-dory!
...Or it would be, except for...
**[23:17] ---**
...that woman!! Don't get in my way!!
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that!
***SIGN*** Awawa...
**[23:20] ---**
I think I'll start anti-aging!
**[23:22] ---**
"Tamama: The Wake-Up Kiss is Mine, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Ba-dump!
**[23:26] ---**
"Pururu's Secrets Revealed, Sir?!"
***SIGN*** Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle
**[23:29] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!