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E12 - Sumomo: A Pop Star Travels Across Space, Sir! / Giroro: A Small Angel on the Battlefield, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    The great universe
    stretches out infinitely...
[01:35] ---
    "Sparkle!"
[01:37] ---
    This is this star...
[01:39] ---
    In English, "the STAR."
[01:44] ---
    And as you've guessed,
    this story takes place at...
SIGN    The Hinata family
[01:51] ---
    Sumomo: A Pop Star Travels
    Across Space, Sir!
[01:58] ---
    So heavy...
[02:02] ---
    Really heavy...
[02:13] ---
    What are you doing on my bed?!
[02:16] ---
    Um, this is my bed, you know...
[02:19] ---
    Is it? My bad! I was so sleepy
    when I got to Pekopon last night...
[02:24] ---
    Sorry.
SIGN    Sorry
[02:25] ---
    It's okay. But I have to ask...
     who are you?
[02:28] ---
    You don't know who I am?!
[02:30] ---
    N-No...
[02:34] ---
    I'm so glad I came to Pekopon!
[02:35] ---
    Is she another friend of
    Sarge's? I don't get it.
[02:39] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[02:41] ---
    Good morning, sir.
[02:46] ---
    No way!
SIGN    Aura, aura, aura, aura, aura...
[02:50] ---
    Unbelievable. She's really here?
[02:54] ---
    Huh?
[02:56] ---
    This's got to be a dream.
[02:58] ---
    See? This doesn't hurt...
[02:59] ---
    It does!
[03:01] ---
    Are you really the real
     Sumomo-chan?
[03:05] ---
    Sumomo-chan...?
[03:12] ---
    Hmm...
[03:15] ---
    Pekoponian food isn't bad.
[03:18] ---
    I... I am honored.
[03:21] ---
    What a perfect photo op!
[03:22] ---
    I'm sorry, but you need my
    agency's okay to take photos.
[03:26] ---
    Sorry! I did not know!
[03:28] ---
    Can we have your autograph?
[03:29] ---
    That'll be fine.
[03:32] ---
    Wow! You're so fast!
[03:34] ---
    I can usually sign 3,500 sheets
    in 30 minutes.
[03:37] ---
    One time I pushed over 5,000,
[03:39] ---
    but my agent got chewed out by
    his boss for making me do that.
[03:42] ---
    Hey, who is this Sumomo-chan?
[03:44] ---
    She acts like some kind of pop idol.
[03:46] ---
    She's not acting!
    She is a real idol, ma'am!
[03:50] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Welcome Sumomo-sama! From Tamama
[03:50] ---
    She's a huge star known
    throughout the universe!
[03:54] ---
    Or, like, widespread renown?
SIGN    Aura Aura Aura Aura
[03:57] ---
    Really? Wow...
[03:59] ---
    Well, I don't blame you for not knowing.
SIGN    In Celebration: To Sumomo-sama, From Keroro
[04:01] ---
    After all, Pekopon isn't a part of
    the space TV network yet.
[04:06] ---
    This is Hicksville, after all...
[04:08] ---
    Sometimes he really gets on my nerves.
[04:10] ---
    So what brings you to Pekopon,
     Sumomo-chan?
[04:15] ---
    I didn't see a single mention
[04:17] ---
    about you coming this way
    in your published schedule.
[04:21] ---
    W-Well, that's because... um...
[04:24] ---
    Could it be that
    you're here to cheer on
[04:26] ---
    the front-line soldiers,
    the Keroro Platoon?
[04:29] ---
    Y-Yes, exactly!
[04:30] ---
    Keronian army HQ requested me
    to visit Pekopon in secret.
[04:35] ---
    That was so cool of Headquarters to do that.
[04:38] ---
    I have never been happier to be
    a soldier than I am today!
SIGN    Welcome, Sumomo-sama. From the Keroro Platoon
[04:45] ---
    What's the point of sending
    a pop star to the battlefield?
[04:48] ---
    Ridiculous!
[04:48] ---
    So tell me, Sumomo-chan. Are you
    going to throw a gig for us, too?
[04:53] ---
    O-Of course.
[04:54] ---
    But before that, let me take
    some time to relax for a while, okay?
[04:59] ---
    Sumomo's first Pekoponian concert!
[05:01] ---
    I'll set up a gorgeous stage
    worthy of the event!
[05:04] ---
    Keroro Troops, move out!
[05:06] ---
    Roger.
[05:11] ---
    They're so excited...
[05:14] ---
    Hm?
[05:15] ---
    I can finally relax now.
[05:17] ---
    Here in Pekopon, no one knows me,
     so I can walk freely around town!
[05:23] ---
    H-Hey, wait a sec!
[05:24] ---
    Are you thinking of going out?
SIGN    Tamama
SIGN    Keroro
[05:25] ---
    Sure. Is there a problem?
[05:27] ---
    It's dangerous.
[05:28] ---
    If an alien walks around town,
    it'll cause an uproar!
[05:32] ---
    Don't worry about that!
[05:34] ---
    I'll show you the special skills
    we Axotolonians have.
[05:40] ---
    This warrants some explanation!
[05:43] ---
    Axotolonians like Sumomo-chan
    can change forms at will
SIGN    Mystery of the Great Universe
[05:47] ---
    by secreting thyroid hormones.
[05:55] ---
    Do I look like a girl from Earth?
[05:59] ---
    What are you blushing about?!
[06:01] ---
    No problems now, right?
[06:03] ---
    I'm out of here!
[06:05] ---
    Hold it right there!
[06:08] ---
    Why this? Don't you have
     anything cuter?
[06:11] ---
    Stop complaining!
[06:13] ---
    I guess I have no choice.
[06:14] ---
    Bye!
[06:15] ---
    Hey!
[06:16] ---
    Come on, Fuyuki. We'll follow her.
[06:18] ---
    We can't let her off by herself.
[06:26] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[06:27] ---
    Wait for me, Sis!
[06:29] ---
    Why didn't they take my space money?!
SIGN    T-shirt Fair Summer Clearance Sale
[06:32] ---
    Too bad...
    That T-shirt was so cute...
[06:35] ---
    Hurry up and
    put those flying things away.
[06:37] ---
    Oh, bummer...
[06:40] ---
    But I've been dreaming of
    walking around freely like this.
[06:45] ---
    Excuse me.
[06:46] ---
    Yes?
[06:47] ---
    I'd like to ask for a picture...
[06:49] ---
    Oh, no, you have to talk
     to my agency first.
[06:51] ---
    You only have to push this button...
[06:54] ---
    Huh?
[06:55] ---
    He wants their picture taken.
[06:58] ---
    Say "cheese."
[07:01] ---
    What's wrong, Sumomo-chan?
[07:03] ---
    Oh, that's right. No one here
    on Pekopon knows who I am...
SIGN    Staff Only Staff Door
SIGN    Sumomo-chan Concert Tour
[07:15] ---
    A little to the right.
    Okay, there. Straight!
[07:18] ---
    That's good.
[07:21] ---
    Yes, the arena seats are all sold out.
[07:24] ---
    Or, like, goodness gracious?
[07:26] ---
    Ten S-grade seats? Sorry,
    but all S seats have been sold out.
[07:29] ---
    We still have some B-grade seats.
    Would you like those, instead?
[07:33] ---
    Yo, Giroro-chan. Thanks for all the work.
SIGN    Sumomo T-shirts
[07:35] ---
    Come on! Why do I have to do this?
[07:39] ---
    The aliens living on Pekopon
[07:41] ---
    are starved for some o' that
    real live entertainment.
[07:43] ---
    Don't y'all think that it's the job
    of a real man to give 'em that?
[07:46] ---
    Stop talking with that weird accent!
SIGN    Safety First
[07:49] ---
    I ordered three types of
     concession stands:
[07:51] ---
    Space FX Pizza, Space Sushi,
     and Space Noodles.
[07:54] ---
    Good job, good job.
SIGN    Poster
SIGN    Fan Axotolon T-shirt L/M/S
SIGN    Type B
    Type A
    Headband
SIGN    3rd Single Photos
SIGN    Limited Edition Analog Disc
SIGN    Line
    starts
    here
[08:00] ---
    The merchandising is all ready, too.
[08:04] ---
    We're going to make a fortune.
    No doubt about that!
[08:06] ---
    So this is all about the money!
[08:25] ---
    Hey, are you having fun?
[08:28] ---
    Hm? What's wrong?
[08:29] ---
    Oh, it's nothing...
SIGN    Karaoke Contest
[08:32] ---
    Hey, is that by any chance
    a Pekoponian stage?
[08:36] ---
    I guess so.
SIGN    Melon
SIGN    Lemon
[08:38] ---
    I'm getting all excited!
[08:41] ---
    Hey, stop! Don't change back
    in a public place!
[08:44] ---
    Okay, I just stay a Pekoponian, then.
[08:46] ---
    Sumomo... is heading off!
[08:49] ---
    Hey!
[08:50] ---
    Sumomo-chan!
[08:51] ---
    What's going on?
SIGN    Karaoke Contest
[08:54] ---
    I'm Sumomo!
[09:01] ---
    Please listen to my new song,
    "Shooting Star in Love."
[09:05] ---
     *This feeling's new to me!
    It thrills me.
[09:11] ---
     *Makes me feel more excited!
[09:14] ---

     *I've never seen a sky
    like this at night.
[09:17] ---
     *Faraway starlight!
[09:23] ---

     *Spotlight shining on me!
[09:29] ---
     *Everyone's all right!
[09:35] ---

     *I can hear you coming!
[09:37] ---
    Incredible...
[09:37] ---
     *It's not my imagination!
[09:41] ---

     *Far away into the galaxy,
[09:44] ---
     *Turn the switch on!
[09:47] ---

     *Everyone's smiling!
[09:50] ---
     *It's not an illusion!
[09:52] ---

     *Once more,
     over and over again...
[09:56] ---
     *Singing about...
    love, love, love!
[10:02] ---

    She's cute!
[10:03] ---
    Awesome!
[10:03] ---
    Sumomo-chan!
[10:07] ---
    Wow, that was so fun!
[10:10] ---
    Yup, she's a pop star, no doubt.
[10:12] ---
    You got a job offer from a scout.
[10:16] ---
    I'm sorry.
[10:18] ---
    Huh?
[10:19] ---
    Actually, it was a lie that
    I came here to cheer on the army.
[10:21] ---
    Mr. Sergeant jumped to that conclusion,
    and I just played along with it.
[10:25] ---
    Then why did you come here?
[10:27] ---
    Don't tell me... you ran away?
[10:29] ---
    I was so busy,
    I lost sight of who I am.
[10:34] ---
    I was so sick of being a pop star,
    I just wanted to run away from it.
[10:38] ---
    But today, I realized something important.
[10:40] ---
    I can no longer be satisfied
    with just being an ordinary girl.
[10:45] ---
    Sure seems that way.
[10:49] ---
    Oh, shucks... Looks like
    my manager found me!
[10:54] ---
    Okay, bye!
[10:58] ---
    Give my best to Mr. Sergeant
    and his friends.
[11:02] ---
    Good luck!
[11:03] ---
    Goodbye! Come see us again, okay?
SIGN    Sumomo-chan Concert Tour Staff Door Staff Only
[11:18] ---
    You serious?!
[11:19] ---
    She said, "Give my best to
    Mr. Sergeant and his friends."
[11:21] ---
    Then what about this
[11:21] ---
    and this?!
SIGN    Line
    starts
    here
SIGN    Space Noodles Authentic Space Sushi
[11:23] ---
    This! This! And this?!
SIGN    Kobe Beef
SIGN    Space Pizza
[11:25] ---
    What am I supposed to do with them?
[11:27] ---
    The expense is going to
    come out of your paycheck!
[11:32] ---
    And so the space pop star,
    Sumomo-chan, was gone,
[11:35] ---
    leaving the Earthlings
    with a beautiful memory,
[11:37] ---
    and Sergeant Keroro with a
    huge sum of debt.
SIGN    Sumomo-chan Live Produced by Keroro Platoon
[11:51] ---
    You never know where
    the seeds of trouble may lie...
[12:15] ---
    No, you don't!
SIGN    Accuracy
[12:19] ---
    Accuracy, 100%!
[12:25] ---
    So, so? How was it? Was I cool?
[12:27] ---
    You were awesome. I was so impressed.
[12:30] ---
    Right, right?
[12:32] ---
    So what do you think?
[12:34] ---
    This belt instantly triples
    your combat skills.
[12:39] ---
    Awesome! It's totally awesome!
[12:42] ---
    Not only that, the pinwheel on it
    really tickles an otaku's fancy!
[12:45] ---
    Right, right!
[12:48] ---
    Gotta hand it to you, Sergeant Major Kululu!
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku ku...
[12:52] ---
    Nonsense.
[12:54] ---
    Training and experience is
    what counts on the battlefield.
[12:58] ---
    Instead of wasting time
    making that kind of stupid thing,
[13:00] ---
    you should focus on training.
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku ku...
[13:05] ---
    You're so old-school, Giroro-senpai.
[13:08] ---
    Okay, that's enough, you two.
[13:10] ---
    In any case, this piece of junk
    is useless for someone like me
[13:15] ---
    whose accuracy is already at 100%.
[13:27] ---
    Giroro: A Small Angel
    on the Battlefield, Sir!
[13:37] ---
    Rain again.
[13:51] ---
    Hm?
[14:07] ---
    Come.
[14:10] ---
    Don't wait for someone to help you.
[14:12] ---
    Do that on the battlefield,
     and nine lives wouldn't be enough.
[14:19] ---
    Don't get a wrong idea.
    I'm not being nice or anything.
[14:23] ---
    When the rain stops,
    go out on your own.
SIGN    Invasion Strategy Meeting
[14:42] ---
    Target, locked on! Fire missile!
[14:45] ---
    Port side, our barrage is too weak.
    What are you doing?!
[14:48] ---
    Landing!
SIGN    A powerful presence
[14:53] ---
    Oh, shoot...
[14:56] ---
    That was my plan to occupy
    the Shikoku island.
[14:59] ---
    I... I see! So speed is
    the key here, right?
[15:03] ---
    As you can see, we were
    simulating an attack,
[15:07] ---
    and in no way were we
    fooling around, sir.
[15:08] ---
    Not at all.
[15:11] ---
    Hm?
[15:11] ---
    Huh?
[15:12] ---
    Sorry I'm late. I haven't
    been feeling well since my nap.
[15:17] ---
    Okay, let's start the meeting.
[15:20] ---
    Hm?
SIGN    Something's missing...!
[15:27] ---
    Something's missing.
[15:28] ---
    What's the matter?
    Is there something on my face?
[15:31] ---
    No...
[15:32] ---
    That is not it...
[15:37] ---
    Your belt's gone!
[15:39] ---
    What?
[15:43] ---
    How could that be?
    I don't remember taking it off.
SIGN    Hee
[15:49] ---
    You look so goofy!
     It's like a fake Giroro.
SIGN    Petrified with Shock
[15:53] ---
    Fake?
[15:54] ---
    Fake!
[15:56] ---
    Oh no, I'm getting cramps.
    My stomach's in a knot!
[15:56] ---
    Sorry, I shouldn't be laughing!
[16:01] ---
    No, I should be laughing.
    He's totally uncool.
SIGN    Ahah Ahah Hehhehheh Hahahaha
SIGN    Grrr....
[16:05] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you're laughing too hard...
[16:07] ---
    Stop laughing!
[16:10] ---
    Yikes!
[16:12] ---
    Huh?
[16:14] ---
    Oh...
[16:15] ---
    What?
[16:17] ---
    Corporal? Are you okay?
[16:19] ---
    I'm... going to go... look for my belt...
[16:23] ---
    Corporal... Giroro...?
[16:26] ---
    What's wrong with him?
[16:28] ---
    It's gone! Gone! Gone!
[16:32] ---
    Why can't I find it? Without it, I'm...
[16:37] ---
    Cut it out. I don't have time
    to play with you right now!
[16:42] ---
    Gone! Gone!
[16:43] ---
    Where is it? Where did it go?!
[16:49] ---
    Did you find it?
[16:51] ---
    No...
SIGN    Pain, extreme pain
[16:55] ---
    That must really hurt.
[16:57] ---
    C-Corporal...
SIGN    Bam
[17:01] ---
    How pitiful.
[17:06] ---
    Too bad. Looks like you've
    lost your sense of balance.
[17:12] ---
    What?
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku ku...
[17:13] ---
    There's no way you can fulfill
    your duties as a walking arsenal now.
[17:16] ---
    What will you do?
[17:20] ---
    Give me something else to put on.
     That should be enough!
SIGN    Tosa Spirit
[17:26] ---
    Champion sumo wrestler!
SIGN    Chief for a Day
[17:28] ---
    A sash!
[17:31] ---
    A scarf!
[17:36] ---
    None of them work.
[17:38] ---
    Giroro-senpai, why don't you try this?
SIGN    Whoa
[17:43] ---
    I... don't want to rely on
     something like that...
[17:48] ---
    See? You get 100% accuracy with this.
[17:54] ---
    What?!
[17:58] ---
    Looks like it won't work on Corporal Giroro.
[18:01] ---
    That's how messed up his balance is.
[18:05] ---
    H-Hey... Giroro...
[18:08] ---
    That belt has always been with me
     on the battlefield.
[18:12] ---
    There's no substitute.
[18:23] ---
    I have no choice...
    I can't be a burden to the others.
[18:28] ---
    Hey, something wrong?
[18:30] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[18:31] ---
    Are you feeling okay? You look sad.
[18:36] ---
    I-It's nothing...
[18:37] ---
    Really? Well, if you say so...
[18:41] ---
    N-Natsumi...
[18:43] ---
    What is it?
[18:44] ---
    Um... Did you do your homework?
[18:46] ---
    Huh?
[18:47] ---
    Brush your teeth, okay?
[18:50] ---
    Don't catch a cold now...
[18:51] ---
    What are you talking about?
[18:54] ---
    Take care.
[18:57] ---
    Bye.
[18:59] ---
    What's with him?
[19:06] ---
    Y-You're leaving the army?
    Hold on a second!
[19:09] ---
    If you leave without permission,
    you'll be court-martialed!
[19:12] ---
    That's right. Besides,
    it's impossible to go back
[19:15] ---
    to Planet Keron
    on that flying board.
[19:18] ---
    If I manage to get back
     to Planet Keron,
[19:20] ---
    I'll do anything.
    Even take my punishment.
[19:23] ---
    Hey, Giroro, you're not saying...
[19:25] ---
    My carelessness brought about
     this whole incident.
[19:29] ---
    I've failed as a soldier.
[19:30] ---
    If you are a failure,
    what would you call this thing?
SIGN    This thing.
[19:34] ---
    Yeah, he's got a point.
[19:35] ---
    I've already made up my mind. I'm sorry.
[19:40] ---
    Giroro...
[19:44] ---
    Hm? What are you...
[19:50] ---
    What is it? A farewell gift?
[19:54] ---
    Hm?
[19:56] ---
    Huh?
[19:56] ---
    Hey, that's...
[19:57] ---
    Kululu's symbol!
[20:08] ---
    Well, looks like you've finally found it.
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku ku...
[20:10] ---
    I thought your belt might
    have some kind of secret.
[20:14] ---
    My curiosity made me do it.
[20:17] ---
    Listen, pal, I may not be
    a perfect shooter right now,
[20:20] ---
    but I know I can hit
     a target this close.
[20:24] ---
    C'mon, it was just a joke.
[20:25] ---
    I hate jokes.
[20:36] ---
    Here, eat up! It's the best part.
[20:41] ---
    Man, who would've thought
    you'd be the one to save me...
[20:44] ---
    It's not much of a thank you,
    but let me show this just to you.
[20:48] ---
    The belt itself doesn't
    have any special feature, but...
[20:54] ---
    This's my good-luck charm.
[21:00] ---
    The warrior Giroro
    faces danger day after day.
[21:04] ---
    But now he has a photo
    and a friendship with a cat
[21:06] ---
    that bring peace to his mind.
[21:11] ---
    Around the same time...
[21:13] ---
    Three soldiers are suffering
    from extreme restlessness.
[21:18] ---
    I can't get any satisfaction,
     no matter how many I put together.
[21:21] ---
    I can't be full,
     no matter how much I eat.
[21:24] ---
    What's going on, Kululu?
[21:26] ---
    Looks like not only do
    your combat skills triple,
[21:28] ---
    but your desires do, too.
[21:31] ---
    Ouch...
[21:33] ---
    How pathetic.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    It's me, Sumomo!
    Did you all listen to my song?
[23:10] ---
    It's breaking the universal record for
    most consecutive weeks at number one.
[23:14] ---
    I hope my song cheers up
    everyone on Pekopon!
[23:17] ---
    I mean it. Well, catch you later.
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that. Next time,
    the fifth member will finally appear.
[23:23] ---
    "Dororo: The Forgotten Warrior, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Dororo & Koyuki: Friendship,
    How Beautiful It Is, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    Two stories!
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!