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E10 - Face-off! Decisive Battle Over Molar-3, Sir!

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    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
    The Keroro Platoon,
    which is scheming to invade the Earth,
[01:34] ---
    just added a new member.
    So now they are four.
[01:38] ---
    The walking arsenal,
    Corporal Giroro.
[01:41] ---
    The permanent newbie,
    Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[01:44] ---
    The slightly mad inventor,
    Sergeant Major Kululu.
[01:48] ---
    And our leader, Sergeant Keroro.
[01:52] ---
    Despite the growth of the unit size,
    they're still unaware
[01:55] ---
    of the insidious arm of an intruder,
    stealthily approaching.
[02:01] ---
    Face-off! Decisive Battle
    Over Molar-3, Sir!
SIGN    Micro-Alien Invader Super Dali Arrives!
[02:09] ---
    And then...
     that teacher was so persistent...
[02:13] ---
    Really...? One of those
    despicable teachers...
[02:17] ---
    Right?
[02:19] ---
    They may look harmonious,
[02:21] ---
    but there's a wall too high
    to climb between them.
[02:26] ---
    If I'm not mistaken,
    the strategy here is to
[02:28] ---
    "have a friendly cup of tea
    with the Pekoponians
[02:31] ---
    and get them to let down
    their guards," right?
[02:33] ---
    Natchi is a tough opponent.
[02:35] ---
    And so, I told her that to her face.
[02:41] ---
    That looks good...
[02:43] ---
    When you watch television,
    make sure that the room is well-lit
[02:45] ---
    and that you watch
    from a distance, all right?
[02:49] ---
    He said it's a top secret plan
    that is quite dangerous, didn't he?
[02:53] ---
    He's supposed to have spent
    all of this month's invasion budget
[02:56] ---
    on those snacks.
[02:57] ---
    I want to take part, too...
[03:01] ---
    That guy... Don't tell me all he
    wanted was to eat those snacks!
[03:06] ---
    Oh! So many snacks!
[03:08] ---
    Yes. I'm always indebted to you,
[03:11] ---
    so I thought it would be nice
    to have tea together.
[03:13] ---
    That's what you say, but I'll bet
    you have an ulterior motive.
[03:16] ---
    No! It's nothing like that.
[03:18] ---
    S-She's sharp...
    But the fact that this
[03:22] ---
    is actually my "I want to eat
    all the snacks that I can" plan
[03:27] ---
    is a closely-guarded secret.
[03:28] ---
    If it comes to light,
    I might lose my status of...
[03:33] ---
    What's the matter, Sarge?
[03:35] ---
    I-It's nothing, sir!
[03:37] ---
    W-What was that sensation? Maybe...
SIGN    Touch
SIGN    My tooth!
[03:50] ---
    What's the matter, Sarge?
[03:52] ---
    I-It is nothing...
[03:54] ---
    But you look kinda green.
[03:56] ---
    Th-This is how I always look.
SIGN    Zing
SIGN    Zang
SIGN    Aaaa!
[04:04] ---
    Sarge!
[04:05] ---
    My...
[04:06] ---
    My tooth is sore...
[04:08] ---
    But if word of this gets out...!
SIGN    Kerboom
[04:12] ---
    Ow... ow... ow... ow...
[04:17] ---
    Don't tell me... he...
[04:19] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
[04:20] ---
    Don't say it!
[04:21] ---
    There's no other way.
[04:24] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[04:27] ---
    Time to move out! Operation Standby!
[04:34] ---
    W-What's going on?
[04:39] ---
    Oh, no! They caught on!
[04:51] ---
    Capture him!
[04:52] ---
    Gero!
[04:58] ---
    Target secured!
[04:59] ---
    W-What's this all about?!
[05:03] ---
    Your tooth hurts, doesn't it?
[05:04] ---
    W-What are you talking about?
[05:08] ---
    Hmph!
[05:09] ---
    Drink this ice-cold water.
[05:13] ---
    I'm on a diet...
[05:14] ---
    Never mind, just drink!
[05:36] ---
    I knew it.
[05:37] ---
    What happened?
[05:39] ---
    He has a decayed tooth.
[05:39] ---
    A decayed tooth?
    Even Keronians get cavities?
[05:43] ---
    Is that all? Don't make such a
    big deal over a mere cavity, will you?
[05:48] ---
    "Mere," you say?!
[05:51] ---
    Don't make light of tooth decay.
[05:53] ---
    There are some invaders who
    are as tiny as germs, you know.
[05:59] ---
    They sneak into the
    mouths of other organisms and
[06:02] ---
    excavate their teeth to build their bases.
[06:06] ---
    That is what a decayed tooth really is!
SIGN    Amazing! A decayed tooth has something to do with intergalactic wars?!
[06:09] ---
    Amazing!
[06:10] ---
    A decayed tooth has something
    to do with intergalactic wars?!
[06:12] ---
    Wow, I didn't know that!
[06:13] ---
    If you brush your teeth
    after meals, every day,
[06:16] ---
    you can prevent their invasion.
[06:18] ---
    Darn you... I'll bet you got lazy.
[06:20] ---
    Well, it's so much trouble...
[06:21] ---
    All right... let me through.
[06:29] ---
    P-Please leave me alone!
[06:32] ---
    Oh, I couldn't do that...
[06:37] ---
    Bottom left... molar C4...
    This one, right? Knock-knock...
[06:44] ---
    I see, here it is... Knock-knock...
[06:49] ---
    A Class One emergency,
    I'd say. Knock-knock...
[06:53] ---
    Yes, it is this one.
[06:54] ---
    Don't you think that guy is creepy?
[06:56] ---
    Knock-knock-knock... Knock-knock-knock...
[06:58] ---
    Knock-knock-knock-knock
     knock-knock-knock...
[07:00] ---
    The time is now 2045 hours.
[07:02] ---
    Stand by for a Caries War!
SIGN    Caries (karies, tooth) = Decayed Tooth
[07:04] ---
    Roger!
SIGN    Caries War Operations HQ June 4 is Tooth Decay Prevention Day Don't forget to brush your teeth!
[07:19] ---
    Say, what is this Caries War?
[07:21] ---
    On Planet Keron,
    we call our battles against
[07:25] ---
    tooth-decay-causing beings
    from other planets "Caries Wars."
[07:28] ---
    Battles...? How do you fight?
[07:30] ---
    Of course, by entering his mouth.
[07:35] ---
    What...?
[07:38] ---
    Huh?
[07:42] ---
    Microid Ray emitter, ready.
[07:45] ---
    Let's go, Tamama.
[07:46] ---
    Right! I will do my best!
[07:49] ---
    Gun elevation set.
[07:50] ---
    Fire Microid ray.
[07:56] ---
    Oh! They really are shrinking!
[08:01] ---
    Oh... They disappeared!
[08:03] ---
    If you use a magnifying glass,
    you'll see them on that pallet.
[08:07] ---
    Hi, Fukki!
[08:09] ---
    You're right.
[08:10] ---
    This is Delta One. Come in, Skull One.
[08:13] ---
    This is Skull One.
    We're ready to enter Keroro's mouth.
[08:17] ---
    The micro pallet has been set.
[08:20] ---
    Initiate catapult-launch sequence.
[08:22] ---
    Initiating catapult-launch sequence.
[08:24] ---
    Open the gate!
[08:25] ---
    Opening the gate.
[08:27] ---
    Opening the catapult deck.
[08:29] ---
    Tracing monitor, active.
[08:32] ---
    Corporal Giroro... Private 2nd
    Class Tamama... Prepare for takeoff.
[08:37] ---
    Course clear. All green.
[08:39] ---
    Good luck.
[08:42] ---
    Giroro... launching!
[08:52] ---
    Skull One, Skull Two... Entry confirmed.
[08:55] ---
    So cool!
[08:57] ---
    That's the inside of his mouth...?
[09:02] ---
    Stay alert. There's no telling
    when the enemy will show themselves.
[09:05] ---
    Roger!
[09:20] ---
    Tamama!
[09:32] ---
    There are so many of them!
[09:38] ---
    Wait! Tamama!
[09:40] ---
    Don't act on your own!
[09:52] ---
    You must wait, Tamama!
[09:54] ---
    I will protect Mr. Sergeant's teeth!
[09:59] ---
    Targets destroyed: zero.
[10:02] ---
    After firing all those shots...
    not a single hit.
[10:05] ---
    I'm sorry, Mr. Sergeant, sir.
[10:08] ---
    So there really were space aliens inside...
[10:10] ---
    You didn't fire a single shot, Corporal?
[10:12] ---
    There was a high risk of friendly fire.
[10:16] ---
    I have the analysis.
[10:18] ---
    The target is the advanced
    space dental caries germ "Super Dali."
SIGN    Advanced Space Dental Caries Germ
SIGN    Super Dali
[10:22] ---
    Super dolly...?
[10:23] ---
    The Super Dali...
[10:25] ---
    It's a Mother-type alien,
    with a hostility level of 5.
[10:29] ---
    There are just too many of them.
[10:31] ---
    We could use some help.
[10:33] ---
    I can't move from here, you know.
[10:36] ---
    You couldn't accomplish anything
    without someone out here to direct.
[10:40] ---
    I have a lot to help with.
[10:44] ---
    Huh?
[10:46] ---
    Then, how about me?
[10:47] ---
    I will!
[10:49] ---
    Huh?
[10:49] ---
    What?!
[10:55] ---
    I shall go, sir!
[10:58] ---
    How in the world does Sergeant Keroro
[11:00] ---
    intend to enter his own mouth?
[11:03] ---
    Has he lost his mind
    because of all the pain?
[11:15] ---
    There're reportedly 5,000 space
    invaders visiting Earth each year.
[11:21] ---
    Among them,
[11:23] ---
    a careless one who
    had his own mouth invaded
[11:28] ---
    by other aliens.
[11:30] ---
    Oh! He looks exactly like Uncle!
[11:32] ---
    What's this, Sergeant Major?
[11:34] ---
    Keroro B. It's a brainwave-controlled robot
[11:37] ---
    used for working in dangerous areas.
[11:40] ---
    Does it have anything
    to do with our invasion?
[11:42] ---
    Of course! There are times
[11:45] ---
    when the leader himself must
    lead his men into dangerous places.
[11:49] ---
    He thought it through that far?
[11:51] ---
    For example, fixing roofs
[11:53] ---
    or cleaning chimneys...
[11:56] ---
    I wasted my time being impressed...
[11:57] ---
    But... It's not quite the design I ordered.
SIGN    This, for instance
[12:01] ---
    Don't worry about details.
[12:03] ---
    Doesn't this look like something?
[12:05] ---
    Huh...?
[12:07] ---
    Don't worry about details.
[12:09] ---
    All right, shall we do it?
[12:10] ---
    Turn brainwave-control on!
[12:17] ---
    Oh... Oh! This is not bad, sir!
[12:21] ---
    Wow... Hm...
[12:21] ---
    Wonderful, Uncle.
[12:23] ---
    Almost better than the original!
[12:25] ---
    It seems a little strange
    for me to be looking at myself.
[12:29] ---
    Oh, is this it?
[12:31] ---
    Try knocking on it.
[12:33] ---
    Knock-knock...
[12:35] ---
    It looks like the pain feedback
    is working properly.
[12:39] ---
    He's a really nasty character.
[12:44] ---
    Sarge...
[12:45] ---
    We'll take part in the Caries War, too.
[12:48] ---
    What's with that outfit?!
[12:50] ---
    They said they wanted to,
    so I lent them some battle suits.
[12:54] ---
    I want to help Sarge, too.
    I can go with you, can't I?
[12:58] ---
    I can't let Fuyuki go alone.
    I'll go with you, too.
[13:02] ---
    Anyway, the more comrades
    you have, the better for you.
[13:06] ---
    Whether it's tooth decay or aliens,
[13:09] ---
    I, Natsumi, will smash
    them all to smithereens!
[13:15] ---
    Whatever...
[13:16] ---
    That means "okay," right?
[13:19] ---
    You won't die.
[13:21] ---
    You know so well.
[13:23] ---
    'Cause I will be protecting you.
[13:28] ---
    "I will lay my life on
    the line to protect Natsumi."
[13:32] ---
    So Giroro swore to himself.
[13:36] ---
    That's how much he cares for Natsumi.
[13:39] ---
    He loves her.
[13:41] ---
    His love transcends all!
[13:42] ---
    He'd do whatever Natsumi told him to!
[13:45] ---
    When he takes Natsumi's hand in
    something like a folk dance,
[13:47] ---
    his heart goes thumpity-thump-thump!
[13:49] ---
    Shut up, will you?!
[13:49] ---
    Oh, don't... I'm sorry.
    I won't say any more... maybe.
[13:52] ---
    Open the gate.
[13:53] ---
    Opening the gate.
[13:56] ---
    Opening the catapult deck.
[13:59] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki... Ready for launch.
[14:03] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki... Ready for takeoff.
[14:06] ---
    Course clear. All green.
[14:08] ---
    Fuyuki, moving out!
[14:22] ---
    We will proceed to our objective,
    the molar, in this armored vehicle.
[14:26] ---
    But... If you're able
    to use something like this,
[14:28] ---
    you should have used it
     the first time.
[14:32] ---
    Please understand that
    it's just part of the cliché.
[14:35] ---
    That's right. Take-off scenes
    are very important, you know.
[14:39] ---
    This is comfy.
[14:40] ---
    This is enemy territory.
    Don't let your guard down.
[14:43] ---
    If I hadn't gotten a cavity,
[14:45] ---
    my "I want to eat all
    the snacks that I can" plan
[14:47] ---
    would have succeeded...
[14:50] ---
    I lied. That was really...
[14:52] ---
    Don't move!
[14:52] ---
    Sarge! Behind you! Behind you!
[14:55] ---
    Huh?
[15:00] ---
    This is bad! We'll be surrounded!
[15:02] ---
    This is my turn.
    Dental Buster Drill Mode!
SIGN    Tooth Smasher Dental Buster
[15:07] ---
    Take this...
[15:09] ---
    Die!
[15:11] ---
    He's not hitting any of them all.
[15:13] ---
    And he's even smashing the good teeth.
[15:16] ---
    I won't let you get away!
[15:37] ---
    Hmph!
[15:40] ---
    Nine!
[15:44] ---
    Wow... He hasn't missed a single shot.
[15:49] ---
    Is he trying not to cause
    the stupid frog any pain?
[15:53] ---
    Hey, he's actually quite caring.
[15:56] ---
    Okay...!
[15:58] ---
    Hey, Sis!
[16:00] ---
    Okay... Here I come!
[16:19] ---
    You're at 100% accuracy so far. Not bad.
[16:22] ---
    Same goes for you.
[16:30] ---
    Th-That's amazing. Okay, I'm joining in!
[16:37] ---
    My ears! My ears!
    My ears! My ears! My ears!
[16:39] ---
    That's what you get for not
    wearing ear pads, you amateur.
[16:43] ---
    And finally, the group
    has reached the Molar-3,
[16:46] ---
    which is assumed to be the
    headquarters of the enemy.
[16:48] ---
    Ohh... So this is what
    a decayed tooth looks like.
[16:51] ---
    I'd better brush my teeth well.
[16:53] ---
    I'm not worried at all.
[16:54] ---
    I often skip brushing,
    but I've never had a cavity.
[16:59] ---
    Funny... I don't see the enemy.
[17:02] ---
    Did they run away?
[17:04] ---
    Oh...? There's something strange
     lying there.
[17:06] ---
    Where?
[17:06] ---
    Just below there.
[17:09] ---
    Okay. Let's go.
[17:13] ---
    Is this it?
[17:14] ---
    That's right. Try touching it.
[17:17] ---
    Roger!
[17:21] ---
    I guess that's a nerve, after all.
[17:25] ---
    That would be painful.
[17:26] ---
    I swear he's doing it on purpose.
[17:31] ---
    What?!
[17:32] ---
    The next tooth!
[17:34] ---
    Ohh...! It's the enemy's base!
[17:40] ---
    No! They've blocked our exit.
[17:43] ---
    It's too late.
[17:46] ---
    What's that?
[17:46] ---
    It's Mother. She's the boss.
[17:49] ---
    I have laid hundreds of millions of eggs
    on this carrier's teeth.
[17:55] ---
    Eliminating all of them is impossible!
[18:01] ---
    It's no use!
[18:08] ---
    Hey! I've sent a rescue vessel.
    You had better retreat for now.
[18:13] ---
    Got it!
[18:14] ---
    Fall back!
SIGN    Dental Nerve
[18:20] ---
    Sarge!
[18:21] ---
    N-Never mind about me...
    G-Get out of here, men!
[18:26] ---
    But...
[18:27] ---
    I can't expose you all
    to danger for my sake.
SIGN    Dental Nerve
[18:36] ---
    As your leader, I order you...
[18:40] ---
    All of you, leave me behind
    and escape at once!
[18:44] ---
    Sarge...
[18:49] ---
    Let's go.
[18:54] ---
    Sarge...! Sarge...! Sarge...!
[19:00] ---
    Sarge...!
[19:03] ---
    I think I sounded pretty cool.
[19:07] ---
    I thought something like this might happen.
[19:09] ---
    It's time for me to use the secret
    weapon I ordered from Kululu.
[19:14] ---
    I don't know what
    kind of weapon it is, but
[19:16] ---
    you'd better be prepared, sirs!
[19:19] ---
    Mission complete.
SIGN    Huh?
[19:29] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Click
SIGN    What?!
[19:32] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Click Click Click
SIGN    Puff!
SIGN    WHAAAT?
[19:38] ---
    WHAAAT?
[19:43] ---
    Help me, somebody!
[19:45] ---
    Save me... please...!
[19:52] ---
    Well, I guess the range is about right.
[19:55] ---
    The B of Keroro B stands for "bomb."
[19:59] ---
    Make a big bang, Keroro.
[20:04] ---
    Kero?
[20:21] ---
    A'n hayved. A hought I wau oing ta gai.
[20:28] ---
    Oh...
[20:31] ---
    Nice timing.
[20:38] ---
    They've finally returned to normal, sir.
[20:41] ---
    Keronian teeth grow right back, huh?
[20:44] ---
    If that's the case, why didn't
    you blow it up in the first place?
[20:47] ---
    Fool! That's our last resort.
[20:50] ---
    Defeating our enemy one by one
    is the foundation of the Caries Wars.
[20:54] ---
    It is more fun that way.
[20:57] ---
    Guess it's like those survival games.
[20:59] ---
    I don't want to suffer like that again.
[21:02] ---
    From now on, I'll never
    skip brushing my teeth again.
[21:05] ---
    What's the matter, Sis?
[21:07] ---
    I just felt a pain in my tooth.
[21:09] ---
    Ihit a havity?
[21:19] ---
    Another Caries War, is it?
[21:24] ---
    I lied. I lied!
[21:25] ---
    Stand by for operation...
[21:26] ---
    It's not painful, I tell you. It's not!
[21:30] ---
    June 4th is Tooth Decay Prevention Day.
[21:32] ---
    Don't forget to brush your teeth, everyone!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
    The passwords are:
    Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
    3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Ranbou ni hipparu na
    Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
    Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Sore ijou chikazuku na
    Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Don't come any closer!
    Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
    messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kibishii tatakai da ga
    tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    It's a tough battle,
    but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Pyua na uchuu no seimei
    Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    A pure space life form,
    so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    The enemy has straight
    blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
    Uh... This is Kululu.
    Do you have problems?
[23:10] ---
    Are they as trivial as the
    significance of Planet Pekopon?
[23:13] ---
    My problem is that I'm so perfect.
[23:16] ---
    When you can do anything,
    everyone envies you, right?
[23:20] ---
    He gets on my nerves.
[23:21] ---
    More importantly,
[23:23] ---
    we get to appear on a travel show
    that's popular in space next time!
[23:26] ---
    "The Keroro Platoon Appears on TV, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    It'll be a really big show!
[23:31] ---
    Whaddya think?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!