E10 - Face-off! Decisive Battle Over Molar-3, Sir!
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Kero! Kero! Kero!
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Kero! Kero! Kero!
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Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
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Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
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When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
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"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
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I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
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I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
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I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
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Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
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A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
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Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
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Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
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Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
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Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
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Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
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A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
The Keroro Platoon,
which is scheming to invade the Earth,
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just added a new member.
So now they are four.
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The walking arsenal,
Corporal Giroro.
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The permanent newbie,
Private 2nd Class Tamama.
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The slightly mad inventor,
Sergeant Major Kululu.
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And our leader, Sergeant Keroro.
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Despite the growth of the unit size,
they're still unaware
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of the insidious arm of an intruder,
stealthily approaching.
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Face-off! Decisive Battle
Over Molar-3, Sir!
SIGN Micro-Alien Invader Super Dali Arrives!
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And then...
that teacher was so persistent...
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Really...? One of those
despicable teachers...
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Right?
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They may look harmonious,
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but there's a wall too high
to climb between them.
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If I'm not mistaken,
the strategy here is to
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"have a friendly cup of tea
with the Pekoponians
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and get them to let down
their guards," right?
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Natchi is a tough opponent.
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And so, I told her that to her face.
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That looks good...
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When you watch television,
make sure that the room is well-lit
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and that you watch
from a distance, all right?
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He said it's a top secret plan
that is quite dangerous, didn't he?
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He's supposed to have spent
all of this month's invasion budget
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on those snacks.
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I want to take part, too...
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That guy... Don't tell me all he
wanted was to eat those snacks!
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Oh! So many snacks!
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Yes. I'm always indebted to you,
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so I thought it would be nice
to have tea together.
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That's what you say, but I'll bet
you have an ulterior motive.
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No! It's nothing like that.
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S-She's sharp...
But the fact that this
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is actually my "I want to eat
all the snacks that I can" plan
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is a closely-guarded secret.
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If it comes to light,
I might lose my status of...
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What's the matter, Sarge?
[03:35] ---
I-It's nothing, sir!
[03:37] ---
W-What was that sensation? Maybe...
SIGN Touch
SIGN My tooth!
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What's the matter, Sarge?
[03:52] ---
I-It is nothing...
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But you look kinda green.
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Th-This is how I always look.
SIGN Zing
SIGN Zang
SIGN Aaaa!
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Sarge!
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My...
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My tooth is sore...
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But if word of this gets out...!
SIGN Kerboom
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Ow... ow... ow... ow...
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Don't tell me... he...
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Corporal Giroro!
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Don't say it!
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There's no other way.
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Mr. Sergeant!
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Time to move out! Operation Standby!
[04:34] ---
W-What's going on?
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Oh, no! They caught on!
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Capture him!
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Gero!
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Target secured!
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W-What's this all about?!
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Your tooth hurts, doesn't it?
[05:04] ---
W-What are you talking about?
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Hmph!
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Drink this ice-cold water.
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I'm on a diet...
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Never mind, just drink!
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I knew it.
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What happened?
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He has a decayed tooth.
[05:39] ---
A decayed tooth?
Even Keronians get cavities?
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Is that all? Don't make such a
big deal over a mere cavity, will you?
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"Mere," you say?!
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Don't make light of tooth decay.
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There are some invaders who
are as tiny as germs, you know.
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They sneak into the
mouths of other organisms and
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excavate their teeth to build their bases.
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That is what a decayed tooth really is!
SIGN Amazing! A decayed tooth has something to do with intergalactic wars?!
[06:09] ---
Amazing!
[06:10] ---
A decayed tooth has something
to do with intergalactic wars?!
[06:12] ---
Wow, I didn't know that!
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If you brush your teeth
after meals, every day,
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you can prevent their invasion.
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Darn you... I'll bet you got lazy.
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Well, it's so much trouble...
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All right... let me through.
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P-Please leave me alone!
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Oh, I couldn't do that...
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Bottom left... molar C4...
This one, right? Knock-knock...
[06:44] ---
I see, here it is... Knock-knock...
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A Class One emergency,
I'd say. Knock-knock...
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Yes, it is this one.
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Don't you think that guy is creepy?
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Knock-knock-knock... Knock-knock-knock...
[06:58] ---
Knock-knock-knock-knock
knock-knock-knock...
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The time is now 2045 hours.
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Stand by for a Caries War!
SIGN Caries (karies, tooth) = Decayed Tooth
[07:04] ---
Roger!
SIGN Caries War Operations HQ June 4 is Tooth Decay Prevention Day Don't forget to brush your teeth!
[07:19] ---
Say, what is this Caries War?
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On Planet Keron,
we call our battles against
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tooth-decay-causing beings
from other planets "Caries Wars."
[07:28] ---
Battles...? How do you fight?
[07:30] ---
Of course, by entering his mouth.
[07:35] ---
What...?
[07:38] ---
Huh?
[07:42] ---
Microid Ray emitter, ready.
[07:45] ---
Let's go, Tamama.
[07:46] ---
Right! I will do my best!
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Gun elevation set.
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Fire Microid ray.
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Oh! They really are shrinking!
[08:01] ---
Oh... They disappeared!
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If you use a magnifying glass,
you'll see them on that pallet.
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Hi, Fukki!
[08:09] ---
You're right.
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This is Delta One. Come in, Skull One.
[08:13] ---
This is Skull One.
We're ready to enter Keroro's mouth.
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The micro pallet has been set.
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Initiate catapult-launch sequence.
[08:22] ---
Initiating catapult-launch sequence.
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Open the gate!
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Opening the gate.
[08:27] ---
Opening the catapult deck.
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Tracing monitor, active.
[08:32] ---
Corporal Giroro... Private 2nd
Class Tamama... Prepare for takeoff.
[08:37] ---
Course clear. All green.
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Good luck.
[08:42] ---
Giroro... launching!
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Skull One, Skull Two... Entry confirmed.
[08:55] ---
So cool!
[08:57] ---
That's the inside of his mouth...?
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Stay alert. There's no telling
when the enemy will show themselves.
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Roger!
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Tamama!
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There are so many of them!
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Wait! Tamama!
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Don't act on your own!
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You must wait, Tamama!
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I will protect Mr. Sergeant's teeth!
[09:59] ---
Targets destroyed: zero.
[10:02] ---
After firing all those shots...
not a single hit.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Sergeant, sir.
[10:08] ---
So there really were space aliens inside...
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You didn't fire a single shot, Corporal?
[10:12] ---
There was a high risk of friendly fire.
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I have the analysis.
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The target is the advanced
space dental caries germ "Super Dali."
SIGN Advanced Space Dental Caries Germ
SIGN Super Dali
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Super dolly...?
[10:23] ---
The Super Dali...
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It's a Mother-type alien,
with a hostility level of 5.
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There are just too many of them.
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We could use some help.
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I can't move from here, you know.
[10:36] ---
You couldn't accomplish anything
without someone out here to direct.
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I have a lot to help with.
[10:44] ---
Huh?
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Then, how about me?
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I will!
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Huh?
[10:49] ---
What?!
[10:55] ---
I shall go, sir!
[10:58] ---
How in the world does Sergeant Keroro
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intend to enter his own mouth?
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Has he lost his mind
because of all the pain?
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There're reportedly 5,000 space
invaders visiting Earth each year.
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Among them,
[11:23] ---
a careless one who
had his own mouth invaded
[11:28] ---
by other aliens.
[11:30] ---
Oh! He looks exactly like Uncle!
[11:32] ---
What's this, Sergeant Major?
[11:34] ---
Keroro B. It's a brainwave-controlled robot
[11:37] ---
used for working in dangerous areas.
[11:40] ---
Does it have anything
to do with our invasion?
[11:42] ---
Of course! There are times
[11:45] ---
when the leader himself must
lead his men into dangerous places.
[11:49] ---
He thought it through that far?
[11:51] ---
For example, fixing roofs
[11:53] ---
or cleaning chimneys...
[11:56] ---
I wasted my time being impressed...
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But... It's not quite the design I ordered.
SIGN This, for instance
[12:01] ---
Don't worry about details.
[12:03] ---
Doesn't this look like something?
[12:05] ---
Huh...?
[12:07] ---
Don't worry about details.
[12:09] ---
All right, shall we do it?
[12:10] ---
Turn brainwave-control on!
[12:17] ---
Oh... Oh! This is not bad, sir!
[12:21] ---
Wow... Hm...
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Wonderful, Uncle.
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Almost better than the original!
[12:25] ---
It seems a little strange
for me to be looking at myself.
[12:29] ---
Oh, is this it?
[12:31] ---
Try knocking on it.
[12:33] ---
Knock-knock...
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It looks like the pain feedback
is working properly.
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He's a really nasty character.
[12:44] ---
Sarge...
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We'll take part in the Caries War, too.
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What's with that outfit?!
[12:50] ---
They said they wanted to,
so I lent them some battle suits.
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I want to help Sarge, too.
I can go with you, can't I?
[12:58] ---
I can't let Fuyuki go alone.
I'll go with you, too.
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Anyway, the more comrades
you have, the better for you.
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Whether it's tooth decay or aliens,
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I, Natsumi, will smash
them all to smithereens!
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Whatever...
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That means "okay," right?
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You won't die.
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You know so well.
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'Cause I will be protecting you.
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"I will lay my life on
the line to protect Natsumi."
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So Giroro swore to himself.
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That's how much he cares for Natsumi.
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He loves her.
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His love transcends all!
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He'd do whatever Natsumi told him to!
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When he takes Natsumi's hand in
something like a folk dance,
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his heart goes thumpity-thump-thump!
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Shut up, will you?!
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Oh, don't... I'm sorry.
I won't say any more... maybe.
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Open the gate.
[13:53] ---
Opening the gate.
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Opening the catapult deck.
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Hinata Fuyuki... Ready for launch.
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Hinata Fuyuki... Ready for takeoff.
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Course clear. All green.
[14:08] ---
Fuyuki, moving out!
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We will proceed to our objective,
the molar, in this armored vehicle.
[14:26] ---
But... If you're able
to use something like this,
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you should have used it
the first time.
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Please understand that
it's just part of the cliché.
[14:35] ---
That's right. Take-off scenes
are very important, you know.
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This is comfy.
[14:40] ---
This is enemy territory.
Don't let your guard down.
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If I hadn't gotten a cavity,
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my "I want to eat all
the snacks that I can" plan
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would have succeeded...
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I lied. That was really...
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Don't move!
[14:52] ---
Sarge! Behind you! Behind you!
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Huh?
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This is bad! We'll be surrounded!
[15:02] ---
This is my turn.
Dental Buster Drill Mode!
SIGN Tooth Smasher Dental Buster
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Take this...
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Die!
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He's not hitting any of them all.
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And he's even smashing the good teeth.
[15:16] ---
I won't let you get away!
[15:37] ---
Hmph!
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Nine!
[15:44] ---
Wow... He hasn't missed a single shot.
[15:49] ---
Is he trying not to cause
the stupid frog any pain?
[15:53] ---
Hey, he's actually quite caring.
[15:56] ---
Okay...!
[15:58] ---
Hey, Sis!
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Okay... Here I come!
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You're at 100% accuracy so far. Not bad.
[16:22] ---
Same goes for you.
[16:30] ---
Th-That's amazing. Okay, I'm joining in!
[16:37] ---
My ears! My ears!
My ears! My ears! My ears!
[16:39] ---
That's what you get for not
wearing ear pads, you amateur.
[16:43] ---
And finally, the group
has reached the Molar-3,
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which is assumed to be the
headquarters of the enemy.
[16:48] ---
Ohh... So this is what
a decayed tooth looks like.
[16:51] ---
I'd better brush my teeth well.
[16:53] ---
I'm not worried at all.
[16:54] ---
I often skip brushing,
but I've never had a cavity.
[16:59] ---
Funny... I don't see the enemy.
[17:02] ---
Did they run away?
[17:04] ---
Oh...? There's something strange
lying there.
[17:06] ---
Where?
[17:06] ---
Just below there.
[17:09] ---
Okay. Let's go.
[17:13] ---
Is this it?
[17:14] ---
That's right. Try touching it.
[17:17] ---
Roger!
[17:21] ---
I guess that's a nerve, after all.
[17:25] ---
That would be painful.
[17:26] ---
I swear he's doing it on purpose.
[17:31] ---
What?!
[17:32] ---
The next tooth!
[17:34] ---
Ohh...! It's the enemy's base!
[17:40] ---
No! They've blocked our exit.
[17:43] ---
It's too late.
[17:46] ---
What's that?
[17:46] ---
It's Mother. She's the boss.
[17:49] ---
I have laid hundreds of millions of eggs
on this carrier's teeth.
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Eliminating all of them is impossible!
[18:01] ---
It's no use!
[18:08] ---
Hey! I've sent a rescue vessel.
You had better retreat for now.
[18:13] ---
Got it!
[18:14] ---
Fall back!
SIGN Dental Nerve
[18:20] ---
Sarge!
[18:21] ---
N-Never mind about me...
G-Get out of here, men!
[18:26] ---
But...
[18:27] ---
I can't expose you all
to danger for my sake.
SIGN Dental Nerve
[18:36] ---
As your leader, I order you...
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All of you, leave me behind
and escape at once!
[18:44] ---
Sarge...
[18:49] ---
Let's go.
[18:54] ---
Sarge...! Sarge...! Sarge...!
[19:00] ---
Sarge...!
[19:03] ---
I think I sounded pretty cool.
[19:07] ---
I thought something like this might happen.
[19:09] ---
It's time for me to use the secret
weapon I ordered from Kululu.
[19:14] ---
I don't know what
kind of weapon it is, but
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you'd better be prepared, sirs!
[19:19] ---
Mission complete.
SIGN Huh?
[19:29] ---
Huh?
SIGN Click
SIGN What?!
[19:32] ---
What?!
SIGN Click Click Click
SIGN Puff!
SIGN WHAAAT?
[19:38] ---
WHAAAT?
[19:43] ---
Help me, somebody!
[19:45] ---
Save me... please...!
[19:52] ---
Well, I guess the range is about right.
[19:55] ---
The B of Keroro B stands for "bomb."
[19:59] ---
Make a big bang, Keroro.
[20:04] ---
Kero?
[20:21] ---
A'n hayved. A hought I wau oing ta gai.
[20:28] ---
Oh...
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Nice timing.
[20:38] ---
They've finally returned to normal, sir.
[20:41] ---
Keronian teeth grow right back, huh?
[20:44] ---
If that's the case, why didn't
you blow it up in the first place?
[20:47] ---
Fool! That's our last resort.
[20:50] ---
Defeating our enemy one by one
is the foundation of the Caries Wars.
[20:54] ---
It is more fun that way.
[20:57] ---
Guess it's like those survival games.
[20:59] ---
I don't want to suffer like that again.
[21:02] ---
From now on, I'll never
skip brushing my teeth again.
[21:05] ---
What's the matter, Sis?
[21:07] ---
I just felt a pain in my tooth.
[21:09] ---
Ihit a havity?
[21:19] ---
Another Caries War, is it?
[21:24] ---
I lied. I lied!
[21:25] ---
Stand by for operation...
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It's not painful, I tell you. It's not!
[21:30] ---
June 4th is Tooth Decay Prevention Day.
[21:32] ---
Don't forget to brush your teeth, everyone!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou
[21:35] [SONG] ---
The passwords are:
Afro and Sergeant.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou) 3,2,1 Fire!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
3, 2, 1, fire!
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:51] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Ranbou ni hipparu na
Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Sore ijou chikazuku na
Itazura suru na, sawaru na!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Don't come any closer!
Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya
[22:24] [SONG] ---
Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)
messy messy.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Kibishii tatakai da ga
tonikaku haragoshirae
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It's a tough battle,
but first we have to eat our fill.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Pyua na uchuu no seimei
Sunao sugite heso magari
[22:35] [SONG] ---
A pure space life form,
so honest that he's crooked.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto 3,2,1 Fire!
[22:42] [SONG] ---
The enemy has straight
blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afuro Gunsou Afuro Gunsou wa afuro
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Afro Sergeant!
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[23:07] ---
Uh... This is Kululu.
Do you have problems?
[23:10] ---
Are they as trivial as the
significance of Planet Pekopon?
[23:13] ---
My problem is that I'm so perfect.
[23:16] ---
When you can do anything,
everyone envies you, right?
[23:20] ---
He gets on my nerves.
[23:21] ---
More importantly,
[23:23] ---
we get to appear on a travel show
that's popular in space next time!
[23:26] ---
"The Keroro Platoon Appears on TV, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
It'll be a really big show!
[23:31] ---
Whaddya think?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
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