E317 - Keroro: The Search for Viper, Sir! / Giroro: Warrior in the Upper Closet, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
[01:31] ---
    Everyone has their natural enemies.
[01:34] ---
    Of course,
[01:35] ---
    that includes Sergeant Keroro.
[01:37] ---
    Yahoo!
[01:39] ---
    I finally got it!
[01:41] ---
    HG Zakrello!
[01:46] ---
    Gero!!
[01:49] ---
    Zakrello... Zakrello...
[01:51] ---
    Zakrello...
[01:52] ---
    Hey!
[01:53] ---
    Gero?
[01:54] ---
    Master Saburo?
[01:56] ---
    Was the Gundam model you just dropped...
[01:58] ---
    ...this MG Zakrello?
[02:00] ---
    This HG Zakrello?
[02:02] ---
    Or... this PG Zakrello?
[02:06] ---
    Of course, the PG Zakrello!!
[02:08] ---
    ...is what I'd love to say,
[02:12] ---
    but it was that HG Zakrello, sir.
[02:14] ---
    Oh? You're an honest one.
[02:16] ---
    In that case...
[02:17] ---
    ...you can have them all!
[02:19] ---
    S-Seriously?!
[02:21] ---
    Gero?!
[02:25] ---
    Gero...
[02:27] ---
    Foolish Keronian!
[02:30] ---
    Rip.
[02:31] ---
    Natural enemy of Keronians,
    Viper parenthesis "master of disguise"!
SIGN    Viper
SIGN    Viper (Master of Disguise)
[02:35] ---
    You fools are fated to be
    hunted by us Vipers!
[02:42] ---
    Darn you, Viper!
[02:44] ---
    Hold it, sir!
[02:48] ---
    Gero?
[02:50] ---
    Gero!
[02:51] ---
    Viper went to the Hinata house...
[02:54] ---
    Is this going where I think it is?
[02:59] ---
    Keroro: The Search for Viper, Sir!
[03:11] ---
    Huh?
[03:12] ---
    Gero?
[03:12] ---
    Sarge! I didn't know you were back.
[03:14] ---
    I also came to play!
[03:17] ---
    Master Fuyuki, Lady Momoka,
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[03:20] ---
    Stupid frog, did you do
    the shopping like I asked you?
[03:23] ---
    Lady Natsumi...
[03:25] ---
    I slept for far too long.
[03:28] ---
    Oh?
[03:29] ---
    Why is everyone just gathered here?
[03:31] ---
    Welcome back, Uncle!
[03:33] ---
    Or, like, lead-in statements?
[03:35] ---
    Gero?
[03:36] ---
    Unusually, almost everyone in the
    Hinata house is gathered here!
[03:40] ---
    What seems to be the matter,
    my honorable leader?
[03:42] ---
    One of you must be the diguised Viper
    parenthesis "master of disguise"!
[03:50] ---
    Is one of us really a Viper in disguise?
[03:54] ---
    This is kind of interesting!
[03:56] ---
    This isn't the time to be enjoying it, Mom.
[04:01] ---
    Which one of them is the Viper in disguise?
[04:05] ---
    How can I see through it?
[04:07] ---
    Uncle...
SIGN    Scared
[04:08] ---
    I'm so scared...
[04:10] ---
    Or, like, nervous breakdown?
[04:14] ---
    Don't you dare snuggle up
    to my Mr. Sergeant, woman!
[04:18] ---
    I know it! This woman is Viper!
[04:21] ---
    No, I'm not, Tamama-san! Please believe me!
[04:24] ---
    No way I will, you idiot!
[04:25] ---
    Gimme some proof!
[04:27] ---
    Honestly.
[04:28] ---
    The Angol Tribe's Ultimate
    Esoteric Technique!
[04:32] ---
    Armageddon!
SIGN    Armageddon
[04:34] ---
    Lady Mois! Stop!
[04:41] ---
    Can Viper do this?
[04:44] ---
    Or, like, selfhood proven?
[04:46] ---
    Gero.
[04:47] ---
    You're right... That's not
    something Viper could do, ma'am.
[04:51] ---
    Still, even if you're free
    from suspicion now, Lady Mois,
[04:55] ---
    how can we possibly find Viper within
    the ones who are left, sir?
[05:01] ---
    Oh, right!
[05:12] ---
    Gero ge.
[05:13] ---
    Excuse me! What are you doing, stupid frog?!
[05:15] ---
    I'm sorry, Natsumi-san.
[05:17] ---
    But Uncle says this is the
    only way to find Viper.
[05:21] ---
    I will have you, one by one,
[05:24] ---
    look close-up at the item Viper fears most.
[05:28] ---
    And then, without fail, the Viper in disguise
[05:30] ---
    will get scared and reveal himself, sir!
[05:33] ---
    Lady Mois!
[05:34] ---
    Yes, Uncle!
[05:36] ---
    When you put this on,
[05:37] ---
    you will be able to see the thing
    inside that Viper hates.
[05:42] ---
    But if you are not in disguise,
[05:44] ---
    and are yourselves,
    there is no danger whatsoever.
[05:47] ---
    Or, like, harmless device?
[05:50] ---
    All right, then, everyone, are you ready?
[05:54] ---
    First, Mom-san. Excuse me a moment...
[05:58] ---
    Can you see it?
[06:04] ---
    Oh!
[06:06] ---
    This is the item that Viper fears?
[06:09] ---
    Uncle?
[06:11] ---
    Safe, sir.
[06:13] ---
    Thank you very much!
[06:15] ---
    Mom...
[06:15] ---
    Was it okay?
[06:17] ---
    Yes. Totally fine!
[06:20] ---
    Next, Fuyuki-san.
[06:23] ---
    Oh, so that's what it was!
[06:25] ---
    Safe!
[06:26] ---
    Excuse me...
[06:28] ---
    Eurgh!
[06:31] ---
    Pff. Is that all it was?
[06:33] ---
    Safe!
[06:35] ---
    Next, Tamama-san.
[06:37] ---
    Whaaa?! Oh, that?
[06:40] ---
    Giroro-san!
[06:42] ---
    Viper finds this scary?
[06:44] ---
    Both of you... are safe!
[06:46] ---
    Next is Natsumi-san.
[06:48] ---
    Okay...
[06:49] ---
    Can you see it?
[06:51] ---
    Huh? Uhh...
SIGN    Kiiiyaaaaaaaaaaa
[07:00] ---
    AND OOOOUT!!!
[07:02] ---
    You've finally shown yourself,
    accursed Viper!!
[07:05] ---
    Sarge... Sis has always hated
    slugs in the first place...
[07:09] ---
    Gero?
[07:09] ---
    Yes! You forgot about that?!
[07:11] ---
    Or, like, mollusk creature?
[07:14] ---
    Yes.
[07:15] ---
    Viper really hates slugs.
[07:18] ---
    Kero-chan... If the Natsumi that's
    over there really is Viper,
[07:22] ---
    the real Natsumi should be
    somewhere else, don't you think?
[07:25] ---
    I see...
[07:34] ---
    If Lady Natsumi was attacked by Viper
    while she was alone in her room,
[07:39] ---
    the real Natsumi-san should be
    being kept somewhere in this room.
[07:50] ---
    Th-There!
[07:57] ---
    Tch.
[08:01] ---
    I see. So that's what's up.
[08:04] ---
    Too bad, though.
[08:06] ---
    That Natsumi's not Viper.
[08:08] ---
    Gero?
[08:09] ---
    I know because the whole of today,
[08:11] ---
    I've been hiding in the
    upper closet of Natsumi's room,
[08:13] ---
    secretly filming her.
[08:15] ---
    Excuse me!
[08:16] ---
    What were you doing hiding in the
    upper closet of my room?!
[08:19] ---
    But what about you, Kululu?
    Are you the real one?
[08:21] ---
    You could be Viper in disguise...
[08:23] ---
    You wanna check me out...?
[08:25] ---
    Every little nook and cranny, hmmm?
[08:28] ---
    I... I'll pass...
[08:30] ---
    I can check him, if you want.
[08:33] ---
    No, no!
[08:35] ---
    We would have to unbind you for that!
[08:38] ---
    Oh... But I'm real, you know?
[08:38] ---
    No, no!
[08:40] ---
    In that case,
[08:41] ---
    prove it by
[08:43] ---
    telling me what's coming up in Shonen Alpha's
    popular serialization Captain Geroro, ma'am!
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[08:49] ---
    All right, fine...
[08:51] ---
    This is still secret, but...
SIGN    Chapter 317
    Arrivederci!
    To the Universe of Love
    Captain Geroro
    by Yoshizaki
    At last, the final chapter!
[08:54] ---
    Actually, Captain Geroro will
    have its final chapter soon,
[08:58] ---
    and after that, a home comedy,
    also by Mr. Yoshizaki,
SIGN    Kikurage-san (Wood Ear-san)
[09:01] ---
    New Sensation: Kikurage-san,
    is going to start.
SIGN    New Sensation
[09:06] ---
    Th-That's some surprising new info.
[09:09] ---
    You really have to keep it secret, okay?
[09:10] ---
    But Mom, you're the only one who knows that,
[09:14] ---
    so there's no way to check if
    it's true or not, is there?
[09:17] ---
    Proving who you are by a method
    that's clear to anyone
[09:22] ---
    might actually be quite
    a difficult thing to do.
[09:25] ---
    Gahhh!
[09:27] ---
    This isn't getting anywhere!
[09:29] ---
    The only thing I'm sure about
    is that one of you is Viper!
[09:32] ---
    I have no choice...
[09:37] ---
    Whether you're real or not,
[09:39] ---
    I'll send all of you to hell,
    foolish Keronians and all!
[09:44] ---
    You idiot, stop that!
    Have you lost your mind?!
[09:47] ---
    Uncle, please calm down!
[09:49] ---
    Sarge!
[10:01] ---
    Desist at once.
[10:03] ---
    So you... Are you the faker?!
[10:08] ---
    Dororo Ninja Art:
SIGN    Inner-Soul Illumination Beam
[10:09] ---
    Inner-Soul Illumination Beam!
SIGN    Slugs
[10:16] ---
    Slugs!
[10:25] ---
    They found me out!
[10:28] ---
    Viper!
[10:29] ---
    H... How did you know?!
[10:32] ---
    Commander-dono had his eyes turned away
    from the slug the whole time.
[10:36] ---
    He left it all to Mois-dono,
    and never once looked at it himself!
[10:40] ---
    He never once attempted to touch it himself!
[10:43] ---
    Tch!
[10:44] ---
    You have good eyes... But!!
[10:50] ---
    I'll send you all to hell next time!
[10:55] ---
    Or, like, disguise master?
[10:57] ---
    Or, like, where's the real sergeant?
[11:00] ---
    Ah. Still up there.
[11:03] ---
    Is this going where I think it is?
[11:05] ---
    Viper parenthesis "master of disguise"
[11:09] ---
    is going to disguise himself
    as one of the Hinata family?
[11:11] ---
    Okay...
[11:13] ---
    Good morning!
[11:14] ---
    Come out, Viper!
[11:16] ---
    I know you are hiding here somewhere, sir!
[11:20] ---
    He came again.
[11:22] ---
    I won't fall for the
    same trick twice, you know!
[11:25] ---
    Prepare yourself, Viper!
[11:34] ---
    Why is this happening to me?!
[11:37] ---
    Nooo!
[11:37] ---
    Natural enemies are scary, aren't they?
[11:41] ---
    Entrances to another world
    are always things close by.
[11:45] ---
    You simply don't usually notice them.
[11:47] ---
    But once you do...
[11:54] ---
    What is... this?
[12:25] ---
    Wh-Where am I?
[12:30] ---
    Giroro: Warrior in the Upper Closet, Sir!
[12:36] ---
    Ohhhh, ooooops-a-crapsie...
[12:39] ---
    Can't believe I left the hyperspace gate
    connected to the upper closet lying out here.
[12:48] ---
    The upper closet.
[12:49] ---
    It refers to the storage space provided
    at the top of closets and cupboards.
[12:56] ---
    Looks like I'm in an upper closet...
[13:00] ---
    So that door was the entrance
    to a hyperspace gate?
[13:04] ---
    In which case... where is this upper closet?
[13:07] ---
    Somewhere in the secret base?
[13:11] ---
    Ahh, I'm so tired!
[13:13] ---
    Natsumi?!
[13:15] ---
    Midterms tomorrow...
[13:20] ---
    I'm gonna have to study...
[13:27] ---
    I thought I just heard something.
[13:31] ---
    Just my imagination?
[13:34] ---
    Th-Th-Th-This is the upper
    closet in Natsumi's room.
[13:38] ---
    Not good.
[13:39] ---
    I have to get out of here right now.
[13:40] ---
    Gone?!
[13:42] ---
    Which means,
[13:43] ---
    in order to get out of here,
[13:45] ---
    I'm going to have to pass
    through Natsumi's room?
[13:48] ---
    Anyway!
[13:49] ---
    First things first, get changed!
[13:58] ---
    I... I can't come out...
[14:00] ---
    Darn it!
[14:01] ---
    This is Kululu's doing, no doubt.
[14:03] ---
    He must be constantly in here,
    watching Natsumi's room.
[14:08] ---
    The zipper's stuck!
[14:11] ---
    Ugh, stupid thing!
[14:16] ---
    Darn it...
[14:17] ---
    If I get caught now, she'll think
    I'm no different from Kululu.
[14:21] ---
    She must not realize that I'm
    in here under any circumstances!
[14:26] ---
    Natsumi... please...
[14:28] ---
    Hurry up and... leave your room!
[14:33] ---
    Whoa! It's already this late?!
[14:35] ---
    623 Radio is about to start!
[14:38] ---
    What?!
[14:39] ---
    And here we are again! 623 here on 623 Radio!
[14:43] ---
    Been keeping well, everyone?
[14:45] ---
    Yes!
[14:46] ---
    We'll start, as usual,
    with a handful of poems.
[14:50] ---
    "Until I met you,
[14:51] ---
    I was constantly in darkness.
[14:54] ---
    I could do nothing,
[14:55] ---
    but lie motionless with bated breath.
[14:58] ---
    But you gave me light.
[15:01] ---
    Yes,
[15:02] ---
    your smile was almost blinding."
[15:05] ---
    That's kind of charming...
[15:07] ---
    All my listeners,
[15:09] ---
    even if you are in darkness
    right now, don't worry.
[15:13] ---
    Someone will surely find you.
[15:15] ---
    Not if I can help it!
[15:17] ---
    No...
[15:18] ---
    Wait...
[15:20] ---
    While Natsumi is distracted by the radio,
[15:23] ---
    she won't pick up on the fact
    that I'm in here, either.
[15:27] ---
    I should take this chance to at least secure
    myself a more comfortable position.
[15:31] ---
    So!
[15:32] ---
    Now our postcards.
[15:34] ---
    A poem from Giropon-san from Inner-Tokyo.
[15:37] ---
    Huh? Giroro?
[15:38] ---
    What?!
[15:40] ---
    No! I sent nothing!
[15:42] ---
    I never sent anything!
[15:45] ---
    This is that Keroro.
[15:47] ---
    He wanted that 623 Radio
    Special File Folder.
[15:49] ---
    And he...used my name to...!
SIGN    Forgery
[15:52] ---
    Gero gerori.
[15:54] ---
    "I always abide by a
    big-ships big-guns policy.
[15:57] ---
    I'm locked on to you!
[15:59] ---
    I may have a short range,
[16:01] ---
    but I won't be beaten in any
    amount of explosives.
[16:03] ---
    Tonight, I'll scorch your heart to blazes."
[16:06] ---
    What.
[16:07] ---
    What is Giroro saying?
[16:10] ---
    No!
[16:11] ---
    It's not me!
[16:13] ---
    It's not me, Natsumi!
[16:28] ---
    Dear me... This is still last month's!
[16:31] ---
    Natsumi!
[16:32] ---
    Coming!
[16:34] ---
    Oh, no!
[16:35] ---
    Aki is calling her downstairs.
[16:36] ---
    While Natsumi is out of the room...
[16:39] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[16:41] ---
    Koyuki-chan!
[16:43] ---
    I'm all ready for the sleepover!
[16:46] ---
    Let's do our best and study all night!
[16:49] ---
    I don't know if it'll be all night...
[16:52] ---
    Ah, we can get pizza for dinner
[16:54] ---
    and eat it up here while
    we study! Sound good?
[16:56] ---
    Yes!
[16:58] ---
    By the way, what's pizza?
[17:02] ---
    Koyuki's in the room...
[17:03] ---
    I'm in for a long one.
[17:06] ---
    However...
[17:07] ---
    I always come prepared.
[17:09] ---
    The Type-G and Keron Water I always
    carry with me should come in useful.
[17:14] ---
    I should eat them slowly now,
[17:16] ---
    and store up my energy.
SIGN    Crunch
[17:21] ---
    Koyuki-chan! Where are you touching me?
[17:27] ---
    This part of you is surprisingly soft,
    isn't it, Natsumi-san?
[17:32] ---
    Oh, that feels good...
[17:36] ---
    What are those two up to?!
[17:42] ---
    The situation has gotten
    more and more severe.
[17:46] ---
    I have to take some kind of action quickly.
[17:48] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[17:50] ---
    Keroro!
[17:51] ---
    Do you know where Giroro has gone, ma'am?
[17:53] ---
    Huh? No, I don't.
[17:55] ---
    He is not even in his tent.
[17:58] ---
    Tamama's with him, too?!
[18:00] ---
    If I could... let them know I'm in here,
     somehow, and ask for help...
[18:04] ---
    No... no good.
[18:05] ---
    If they find out I'm in here,
[18:08] ---
    they'll definitely harass me somehow.
[18:09] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero gero gero.
[18:13] ---
    Okay, you two.
[18:15] ---
    We're studying for our tests,
    so don't interfere, okay?
[18:18] ---
    Gero?
[18:19] ---
    Studying for tests?
[18:20] ---
    That's it!
[18:21] ---
    That Keroro will think of some ridiculous
    invasion plan like he usually does,
[18:26] ---
    make Natsumi mad, and in all the confusion,
    I can make my way out of here.
[18:32] ---
    Studying for tests, is it, ma'am?
[18:34] ---
    I know the pain, ma'am!
[18:37] ---
    Well, then, we'll leave you alone, ma'am!
[18:41] ---
    Do your best!
[18:45] ---
    Why this one time?!
[18:47] ---
    Okay, let's get started studying.
[18:49] ---
    Actually, I wonder...
SIGN    Water
[18:50] ---
    Does Dororo know anything? About Giroro?
[18:54] ---
    No, I'm afraid I don't.
[18:56] ---
    Ah. Dororo?
[18:57] ---
    Where in blazes did Dororo come from?!
[19:01] ---
    No, wait!
[19:02] ---
    Dororo might be nice enough
    to do something about this!
[19:06] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[19:07] ---
    I heard from Uncle that you
    were studying for your tests.
[19:11] ---
    I came with some mineral water.
[19:14] ---
    Thanks, Mois-chan!
[19:15] ---
    Also, I can help you with Japanese,
    if you're doing that!
[19:18] ---
    Or, like, quadrisyllabic?
[19:20] ---
    Then I will excuse myself here,
    so as not to impede your endeavors.
[19:26] ---
    So useless when I most need you!
[19:32] ---
    The Keron Water I just drank!
SIGN    Men
[19:48] ---
    TOILET!
[19:52] ---
    By the way, Natsumi-san,
[19:54] ---
    do you have any interest in fortune-telling?
[19:57] ---
    Or, like, romance advice?
[19:59] ---
    Mois-san, do you have someone you like?
[20:03] ---
    Come to think of it,
[20:04] ---
    I once was really into fortune-telling with
    this crystal ball that came with a magazine.
[20:09] ---
    I wonder where I put that.
[20:13] ---
    C-Crystal ball...
[20:15] ---
    I-Is that it?
[20:18] ---
    Crystal ball fortune-telling sounds so wonderful!
SIGN    Minds far away from studying
[20:22] ---
    Natsumi-san! Tell my fortune, too!
[20:25] ---
    I'm interested, too!
[20:27] ---
    Uhh...
[20:28] ---
    I think it was...
[20:30] ---
    Yeah, it was put away in the upper closet!
[20:33] ---
    I... I'm done for!
[20:35] ---
    There's nowhere to hide!
[20:39] ---
    I'm doomed! St-Stay away!
[20:44] ---
    Ah, here it is! This is it!
[20:50] ---
    Wh-What's going on?
[20:52] ---
    And Nishizawa-san, there are all
    different kinds of crystal skulls, too!
[20:56] ---
    Oh?
[20:58] ---
    Huh? What are you doing, Giroro?
[21:01] ---
    H-Hello...
[21:03] ---
    Giroro, can you get me
    that crystal skull there?
[21:07] ---
    Crystal... skull...?
[21:09] ---
    Th-This is your room, Fuyuki?
[21:13] ---
    So I was only hearing voices from
    Natsumi's room through the wall...
[21:20] ---
    Giroro!
[21:21] ---
    And I fell...
[21:22] ---
    Are you okay?
[21:30] ---
    T-TOILEEEEEET!
[21:41] ---
    A door to another world
[21:42] ---
    may be very close by.
[21:45] ---
    All that remains...
[21:46] ---
    ...is to open it.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:22] ---
    I'm Zeroro!
[23:23] ---
    I'm weak and I don't have many friends,
[23:26] ---
    but Keroro-kun is very nice to me.
[23:29] ---
    He's a precious friend!
[23:31] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:32] ---
    I truly was a child
    who did not know distrust.
[23:36] ---
    Wasn't I, Keroro-kun?
[23:38] ---
    "Dororo: The Masked Man, Sir!"
[23:42] ---
    "Mois: The Dark Visitor, Sir!"
[23:44] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:47] ---
    Ge-Gero!