# E317 - Keroro: The Search for Viper, Sir! / Giroro: Warrior in the Upper Closet, Sir!

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX7PD8/keroro-the-search-for-viper-sir--giroro-warrior-in-the-upper-closet-sir)<br>
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our universe is charaporatte-kero!<br>**[00:07] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero<br>**[00:11] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First we start by taking a break.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Can't-be-bothered planet!<br>**[00:11] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mazu wa hitoyasumi    Mendoku-sei na<br>**[00:14] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!<br>**[00:14] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero<br>**[00:18] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've got curry again tonight!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can't be bothered.<br>**[00:18] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Konya mo karee da ze~   Mendoku-sei na<br>**[00:22] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A good mother is healthy and absent.<br>**[00:22] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii<br>**[00:25] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today's rice is al dente!<br>**[00:25] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~<br>**[00:29] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What you say<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;depends a lot on how you're feeling.<br>**[00:29] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kibun shidai de wari to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;iu koto ga chigatte'ru<br>**[00:32] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me do what I waaant!<br>**[00:32] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Suki ni saseroo<br>**[00:34] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong with that?<br>**[00:34] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nani ga waruii<br>**[00:36] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!<br>**[00:36] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero<br>**[00:39] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do your best three days after the fact!<br>**[00:39] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mikkago ni honki dase<br>**[00:48] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!<br>**[00:48] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero<br>**[00:52] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can't be bothered.<br>**[00:52] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Asa kara hirune de arimasu   Mendoku-sei na<br>**[00:56] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The lights are yellow.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Don't overdo it!<br>**[00:56] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shingou kiiro da muri sun na<br>**[00:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The color of not really trying...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that's kinda nice!<br>**[00:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ganbaranai iro tte   nanka ii ssu ne<br>**[01:03] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If it blows, you'll be late.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If it rains, you'll get the day off.<br>**[01:03] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kaze ga fuitara chikoku<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ame ga futtara yasumi<br>**[01:06] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sometimes you need to lie.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here, your laws don't apply!<br>**[01:06] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uso mo houben   Chigai houken<br>**[01:10] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!<br>**[01:10] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chikyuu wa mawaru ze   charaporattekeero<br>**[01:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How long is this going on for?!<br>**[01:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?<br>**[01:17] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll beat the crap outta you!<br>**[01:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huge thanks for being a hard worker!<br>**[01:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san<br>**[01:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone has their natural enemies.<br>**[01:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course,<br>**[01:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that includes Sergeant Keroro.<br>**[01:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yahoo!<br>**[01:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I finally got it!<br>**[01:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;HG Zakrello!<br>**[01:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!!<br>**[01:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zakrello... Zakrello...<br>**[01:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zakrello...<br>**[01:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey!<br>**[01:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[01:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Master Saburo?<br>**[01:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Was the Gundam model you just dropped...<br>**[01:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...this MG Zakrello?<br>**[02:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This HG Zakrello?<br>**[02:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or... this PG Zakrello?<br>**[02:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course, the PG Zakrello!!<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...is what I'd love to say,<br>**[02:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but it was that HG Zakrello, sir.<br>**[02:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh? You're an honest one.<br>**[02:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that case...<br>**[02:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...you can have them all!<br>**[02:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;S-Seriously?!<br>**[02:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?!<br>**[02:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero...<br>**[02:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Foolish Keronian!<br>**[02:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rip.<br>**[02:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Natural enemy of Keronians,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Viper parenthesis "master of disguise"!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Viper
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Viper           (Master of Disguise)
<br>**[02:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You fools are fated to be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hunted by us Vipers!<br>**[02:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Darn you, Viper!<br>**[02:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hold it, sir!<br>**[02:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[02:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[02:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Viper went to the Hinata house...<br>**[02:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this going where I think it is?<br>**[02:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keroro: The Search for Viper, Sir!<br>**[03:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[03:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[03:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sarge! I didn't know you were back.<br>**[03:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I also came to play!<br>**[03:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Master Fuyuki, Lady Momoka,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Private 2nd Class Tamama!<br>**[03:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stupid frog, did you do<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the shopping like I asked you?<br>**[03:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lady Natsumi...<br>**[03:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I slept for far too long.<br>**[03:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh?<br>**[03:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is everyone just gathered here?<br>**[03:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome back, Uncle!<br>**[03:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, lead-in statements?<br>**[03:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[03:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Unusually, almost everyone in the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hinata house is gathered here!<br>**[03:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What seems to be the matter,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my honorable leader?<br>**[03:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One of you must be the diguised Viper<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;parenthesis "master of disguise"!<br>**[03:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is one of us really a Viper in disguise?<br>**[03:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is kind of interesting!<br>**[03:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This isn't the time to be enjoying it, Mom.<br>**[04:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which one of them is the Viper in disguise?<br>**[04:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How can I see through it?<br>**[04:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uncle...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Scared
<br>**[04:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so scared...<br>**[04:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, nervous breakdown?<br>**[04:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't you dare snuggle up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to my Mr. Sergeant, woman!<br>**[04:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know it! This woman is Viper!<br>**[04:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I'm not, Tamama-san! Please believe me!<br>**[04:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No way I will, you idiot!<br>**[04:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gimme some proof!<br>**[04:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Honestly.<br>**[04:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Angol Tribe's Ultimate<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Esoteric Technique!<br>**[04:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Armageddon!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Armageddon
<br>**[04:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lady Mois! Stop!<br>**[04:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can Viper do this?<br>**[04:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, selfhood proven?<br>**[04:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero.<br>**[04:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're right... That's not<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;something Viper could do, ma'am.<br>**[04:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Still, even if you're free<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from suspicion now, Lady Mois,<br>**[04:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how can we possibly find Viper within<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the ones who are left, sir?<br>**[05:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, right!<br>**[05:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero ge.<br>**[05:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Excuse me! What are you doing, stupid frog?!<br>**[05:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry, Natsumi-san.<br>**[05:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But Uncle says this is the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;only way to find Viper.<br>**[05:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will have you, one by one,<br>**[05:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;look close-up at the item Viper fears most.<br>**[05:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then, without fail, the Viper in disguise<br>**[05:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will get scared and reveal himself, sir!<br>**[05:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lady Mois!<br>**[05:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, Uncle!<br>**[05:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When you put this on,<br>**[05:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you will be able to see the thing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;inside that Viper hates.<br>**[05:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But if you are not in disguise,<br>**[05:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and are yourselves,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there is no danger whatsoever.<br>**[05:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, harmless device?<br>**[05:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, then, everyone, are you ready?<br>**[05:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First, Mom-san. Excuse me a moment...<br>**[05:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can you see it?<br>**[06:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh!<br>**[06:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the item that Viper fears?<br>**[06:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uncle?<br>**[06:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Safe, sir.<br>**[06:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you very much!<br>**[06:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mom...<br>**[06:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Was it okay?<br>**[06:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. Totally fine!<br>**[06:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next, Fuyuki-san.<br>**[06:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, so that's what it was!<br>**[06:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Safe!<br>**[06:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Excuse me...<br>**[06:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eurgh!<br>**[06:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pff. Is that all it was?<br>**[06:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Safe!<br>**[06:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next, Tamama-san.<br>**[06:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whaaa?! Oh, that?<br>**[06:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Giroro-san!<br>**[06:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Viper finds *this* scary?<br>**[06:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Both of you... are safe!<br>**[06:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next is Natsumi-san.<br>**[06:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay...<br>**[06:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can you see it?<br>**[06:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Uhh...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kiiiyaaaaaaaaaaa
<br>**[07:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;AND OOOOUT!!!<br>**[07:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've finally shown yourself,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;accursed Viper!!<br>**[07:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sarge... Sis has always hated<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;slugs in the first place...<br>**[07:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[07:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes! You forgot about that?!<br>**[07:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, mollusk creature?<br>**[07:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[07:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Viper really hates slugs.<br>**[07:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kero-chan... If the Natsumi that's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;over there really is Viper,<br>**[07:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the real Natsumi should be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;somewhere else, don't you think?<br>**[07:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see...<br>**[07:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If Lady Natsumi was attacked by Viper<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;while she was alone in her room,<br>**[07:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the real Natsumi-san should be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;being kept somewhere in this room.<br>**[07:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-There!<br>**[07:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tch.<br>**[08:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see. So that's what's up.<br>**[08:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Too bad, though.<br>**[08:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That Natsumi's not Viper.<br>**[08:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[08:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know because the whole of today,<br>**[08:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've been hiding in the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;upper closet of Natsumi's room,<br>**[08:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;secretly filming her.<br>**[08:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Excuse me!<br>**[08:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What were you doing hiding in the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;upper closet of my room?!<br>**[08:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But what about you, Kululu?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you the real one?<br>**[08:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You could be Viper in disguise...<br>**[08:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You wanna check me out...?<br>**[08:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Every little nook and cranny, hmmm?<br>**[08:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I... I'll pass...<br>**[08:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can check him, if you want.<br>**[08:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no!<br>**[08:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We would have to unbind you for that!<br>**[08:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh... But I'm real, you know?<br>**[08:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no!<br>**[08:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that case,<br>**[08:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;prove it by<br>**[08:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;telling me what's coming up in *Shonen Alpha*'s <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;popular serialization *Captain Geroro,* ma'am!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Captain Geroro
<br>**[08:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, fine...<br>**[08:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is still secret, but...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chapter 317<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Arrivederci!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To the Universe of Love<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Captain Geroro<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by Yoshizaki<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At last, the final chapter!
<br>**[08:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually, *Captain Geroro* will <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have its final chapter soon,<br>**[08:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and after that, a home comedy,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;also by Mr. Yoshizaki,<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kikurage-san (Wood Ear-san)
<br>**[09:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*New Sensation: Kikurage-san,* <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is going to start.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;New Sensation
<br>**[09:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-That's some surprising new info.<br>**[09:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You really have to keep it secret, okay?<br>**[09:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But Mom, you're the only one who knows that,<br>**[09:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so there's no way to check if<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's true or not, is there?<br>**[09:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Proving who you are by a method<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that's clear to anyone<br>**[09:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;might actually be quite<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a difficult thing to do.<br>**[09:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gahhh!<br>**[09:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This isn't getting anywhere!<br>**[09:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The only thing I'm sure about <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is that *one* of you is Viper!<br>**[09:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have no choice...<br>**[09:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whether you're real or not,<br>**[09:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll send all of you to hell,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;foolish Keronians and all!<br>**[09:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You idiot, stop that!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Have you lost your mind?!<br>**[09:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uncle, please calm down!<br>**[09:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sarge!<br>**[10:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Desist at once.<br>**[10:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you... Are you the faker?!<br>**[10:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dororo Ninja Art:<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Inner-Soul Illumination Beam
<br>**[10:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Inner-Soul Illumination Beam!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Slugs
<br>**[10:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Slugs!<br>**[10:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They found me out!<br>**[10:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Viper!<br>**[10:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H... How did you know?!<br>**[10:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Commander-dono had his eyes turned away<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from the slug the whole time.<br>**[10:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He left it all to Mois-dono,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and never once looked at it himself!<br>**[10:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He never once attempted to touch it himself!<br>**[10:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tch!<br>**[10:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You have good eyes... But!!<br>**[10:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll send you all to hell next time!<br>**[10:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, disguise master?<br>**[10:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, where's the real sergeant?<br>**[11:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah. Still up there.<br>**[11:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this going where I think it is?<br>**[11:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Viper parenthesis "master of disguise"<br>**[11:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is going to disguise himself<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as one of the Hinata family?<br>**[11:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay...<br>**[11:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good morning!<br>**[11:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come out, Viper!<br>**[11:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know you are hiding here somewhere, sir!<br>**[11:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He came again.<br>**[11:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't fall for the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;same trick twice, you know!<br>**[11:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Prepare yourself, Viper!<br>**[11:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is this happening to me?!<br>**[11:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nooo!<br>**[11:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Natural enemies are scary, aren't they?<br>**[11:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Entrances to another world<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are always things close by.<br>**[11:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You simply don't usually notice them.<br>**[11:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But once you do...<br>**[11:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is... this?<br>**[12:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-Where am I?<br>**[12:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Giroro: Warrior in the Upper Closet, Sir!<br>**[12:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ohhhh, ooooops-a-crapsie...<br>**[12:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can't believe I left the hyperspace gate<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;connected to the upper closet lying out here.<br>**[12:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The upper closet.<br>**[12:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It refers to the storage space provided<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at the top of closets and cupboards.<br>**[12:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like I'm in an upper closet...<br>**[13:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So that door was the entrance<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to a hyperspace gate?<br>**[13:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In which case... where is this upper closet?<br>**[13:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Somewhere in the secret base?<br>**[13:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ahh, I'm so tired!<br>**[13:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Natsumi?!<br>**[13:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Midterms tomorrow...<br>**[13:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm gonna have to study...<br>**[13:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought I just heard something.<br>**[13:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just my imagination?<br>**[13:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-Th-Th-This is the upper<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;closet in Natsumi's room.<br>**[13:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not good.<br>**[13:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have to get out of here right now.<br>**[13:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gone?!<br>**[13:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which means,<br>**[13:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in order to get out of here,<br>**[13:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to have to pass<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;through Natsumi's room?<br>**[13:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway!<br>**[13:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First things first, get changed!<br>**[13:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I... I can't come out...<br>**[14:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Darn it!<br>**[14:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is Kululu's doing, no doubt.<br>**[14:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He must be constantly in here,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;watching Natsumi's room.<br>**[14:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The zipper's stuck!<br>**[14:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ugh, stupid thing!<br>**[14:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Darn it...<br>**[14:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I get caught now, she'll think<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm no different from Kululu.<br>**[14:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She must not realize that I'm<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in here under any circumstances!<br>**[14:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Natsumi... please...<br>**[14:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hurry up and... leave your room!<br>**[14:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoa! It's already this late?!<br>**[14:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*623 Radio* is about to start!<br>**[14:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[14:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And here we are again! 623 here on *623 Radio!*<br>**[14:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Been keeping well, everyone?<br>**[14:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes!<br>**[14:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll start, as usual,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with a handful of poems.<br>**[14:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Until I met you,<br>**[14:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was constantly in darkness.<br>**[14:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I could do nothing,<br>**[14:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but lie motionless with bated breath.<br>**[14:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you gave me light.<br>**[15:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes,<br>**[15:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your smile was almost blinding."<br>**[15:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's kind of charming...<br>**[15:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All my listeners,<br>**[15:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even if you are in darkness<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;right now, don't worry.<br>**[15:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Someone will surely find you.<br>**[15:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not if I can help it!<br>**[15:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No...<br>**[15:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait...<br>**[15:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;While Natsumi is distracted by the radio,<br>**[15:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she won't pick up on the fact<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that I'm in here, either.<br>**[15:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I should take this chance to at least secure<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;myself a more comfortable position.<br>**[15:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So!<br>**[15:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now our postcards.<br>**[15:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A poem from Giropon-san from Inner-Tokyo.<br>**[15:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Giroro?<br>**[15:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[15:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No! I sent nothing!<br>**[15:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never sent anything!<br>**[15:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is that Keroro.<br>**[15:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He wanted that *623 Radio* <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Special File Folder.<br>**[15:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And he...used my name to...!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forgery
<br>**[15:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero gerori.<br>**[15:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"I always abide by a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;big-ships big-guns policy.<br>**[15:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm locked on to you!<br>**[15:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I may have a short range,<br>**[16:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I won't be beaten in any<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;amount of explosives.<br>**[16:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tonight, I'll scorch your heart to blazes."<br>**[16:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What.<br>**[16:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is Giroro saying?<br>**[16:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No!<br>**[16:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not me!<br>**[16:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not me, Natsumi!<br>**[16:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dear me... This is still last month's!<br>**[16:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Natsumi!<br>**[16:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Coming!<br>**[16:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, no!<br>**[16:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aki is calling her downstairs.<br>**[16:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;While Natsumi is out of the room...<br>**[16:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Natsumi-san!<br>**[16:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Koyuki-chan!<br>**[16:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm all ready for the sleepover!<br>**[16:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's do our best and study all night!<br>**[16:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know if it'll be *all* night...<br>**[16:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, we can get pizza for dinner<br>**[16:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and eat it up here while<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we study! Sound good?<br>**[16:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes!<br>**[16:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By the way, what's pizza?<br>**[17:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Koyuki's in the room...<br>**[17:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm in for a long one.<br>**[17:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;However...<br>**[17:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I always come prepared.<br>**[17:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Type-G and Keron Water I always<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;carry with me should come in useful.<br>**[17:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I should eat them slowly now,<br>**[17:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and store up my energy.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Crunch
<br>**[17:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Koyuki-chan! Where are you touching me?<br>**[17:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This part of you is surprisingly soft,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;isn't it, Natsumi-san?<br>**[17:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, that feels good...<br>**[17:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are those two up to?!<br>**[17:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The situation has gotten<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;more and more severe.<br>**[17:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have to take some kind of action quickly.<br>**[17:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lady Natsumi!<br>**[17:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keroro!<br>**[17:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you know where Giroro has gone, ma'am?<br>**[17:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? No, I don't.<br>**[17:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He is not even in his tent.<br>**[17:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tamama's with him, too?!<br>**[18:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I could... let them know I'm in here,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; somehow, and ask for help...<br>**[18:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No... no good.<br>**[18:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If they find out I'm in here,<br>**[18:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they'll definitely harass me somehow.<br>**[18:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero gero gero gero gero gero gero.<br>**[18:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, you two.<br>**[18:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're studying for our tests,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so don't interfere, okay?<br>**[18:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[18:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Studying for tests?<br>**[18:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's it!<br>**[18:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That Keroro will think of some ridiculous<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;invasion plan like he usually does,<br>**[18:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;make Natsumi mad, and in all the confusion,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can make my way out of here.<br>**[18:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Studying for tests, is it, ma'am?<br>**[18:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know the pain, ma'am!<br>**[18:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, then, we'll leave you alone, ma'am!<br>**[18:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do your best!<br>**[18:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why this one time?!<br>**[18:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, let's get started studying.<br>**[18:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually, I wonder...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Water
<br>**[18:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Does Dororo know anything? About Giroro?<br>**[18:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I'm afraid I don't.<br>**[18:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah. Dororo?<br>**[18:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where in blazes did Dororo come from?!<br>**[19:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, wait!<br>**[19:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dororo might be nice enough<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to do something about this!<br>**[19:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Natsumi-san!<br>**[19:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I heard from Uncle that you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;were studying for your tests.<br>**[19:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I came with some mineral water.<br>**[19:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks, Mois-chan!<br>**[19:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Also, I can help you with Japanese,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you're doing that!<br>**[19:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, quadrisyllabic?<br>**[19:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I will excuse myself here,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so as not to impede your endeavors.<br>**[19:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So useless when I most need you!<br>**[19:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Keron Water I just drank!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Men
<br>**[19:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;TOILET!<br>**[19:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By the way, Natsumi-san,<br>**[19:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do you have any interest in fortune-telling?<br>**[19:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, romance advice?<br>**[19:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mois-san, do you have someone you like?<br>**[20:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come to think of it,<br>**[20:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I once was really into fortune-telling with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this crystal ball that came with a magazine.<br>**[20:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder where I put that.<br>**[20:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;C-Crystal ball...<br>**[20:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-Is that it?<br>**[20:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Crystal ball fortune-telling sounds so wonderful!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Minds far away from studying
<br>**[20:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Natsumi-san! Tell my fortune, too!<br>**[20:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm interested, too!<br>**[20:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uhh...<br>**[20:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think it was...<br>**[20:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, it was put away in the upper closet!<br>**[20:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I... I'm done for!<br>**[20:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's nowhere to hide!<br>**[20:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm doomed! St-Stay away!<br>**[20:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, here it is! This is it!<br>**[20:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What's going on?<br>**[20:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And Nishizawa-san, there are all<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;different kinds of crystal skulls, too!<br>**[20:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh?<br>**[20:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? What are you doing, Giroro?<br>**[21:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hello...<br>**[21:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Giroro, can you get me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that crystal skull there?<br>**[21:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Crystal... skull...?<br>**[21:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-This is your room, Fuyuki?<br>**[21:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I was only hearing voices from<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Natsumi's room through the wall...<br>**[21:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Giroro!<br>**[21:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I fell...<br>**[21:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you okay?<br>**[21:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;T-TOILEEEEEET!<br>**[21:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A door to another world<br>**[21:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;may be very close by.<br>**[21:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All that remains...<br>**[21:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...is to open it.<br>**[21:55] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ume!<br>**[21:55] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Plums!<br>**[21:57] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Choccies!<br>**[21:57] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Choko!<br>**[21:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gummies!<br>**[21:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gumi!<br>**[22:00] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pickles!<br>**[22:00] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tsukemono!<br>**[22:01] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke<br>**[22:01] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stick it on. Stick it on.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stick it on. Stick it on.<br>**[22:04] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo<br>**[22:04] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forward march,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and carry all of this stuff, as well.<br>**[22:07] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa<br>**[22:07] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?<br>**[22:11] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heppoko heppiri hacchira<br>**[22:11] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.<br>**[22:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Iessaa<br>**[22:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, sir!<br>**[22:14] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sumanai koto suru na yo<br>**[22:14] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.<br>**[22:18] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yamashi no sato abunai<br>**[22:18] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Watch out for the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;village of swindlers and cheats.<br>**[22:21] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuke yuke chi no hate e<br>**[22:21] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go, go, to the edges of the land.<br>**[22:28] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zenjinmitou no hayawaza<br>**[22:28] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A first-in-history feat of speed.<br>**[22:32] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Masutaa dekiru de arimasu<br>**[22:32] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can master it, sir.<br>**[22:35] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)<br>**[22:35] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Train for it in the afternoon.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Nooo, not in the morning.)<br>**[22:42] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kanran guruguru   Joudeki<br>**[22:42] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.<br>**[22:45] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O-naka ga hette wa make desu<br>**[22:45] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.<br>**[22:49] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yoroshiku suimin<br>**[22:49] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.<br>**[22:56] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kanran guruguru   Joudeki<br>**[22:56] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.<br>**[22:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O-naka ga hette wa make desu<br>**[22:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.<br>**[23:03] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yoroshiku suimin<br>**[23:03] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!<br>**[23:15] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kuttsuichatta<br>**[23:15] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's stuck on me!<br>**[23:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm Zeroro!<br>**[23:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm weak and I don't have many friends,<br>**[23:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but Keroro-kun is very nice to me.<br>**[23:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's a precious friend!<br>**[23:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never mind that!<br>**[23:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I truly was a child<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who did not know distrust.<br>**[23:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wasn't I, Keroro-kun?<br>**[23:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Dororo: The Masked Man, Sir!"<br>**[23:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Mois: The Dark Visitor, Sir!"<br>**[23:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These two stories. How's that?<br>**[23:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ge-Gero!<br>