E22 - Tamama: I'll be the Leader from Now On, Sir!

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    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    Out of the blue, we'll ask a question.
SIGN    Do you have any complaints about your superior?
[01:33] ---
    Do you have any
    complaints about your superior?
[01:37] ---
    Complaints? Hmm, let's see...
[01:39] ---
    I wish my boss were more serious
    about his Pekopon invasion.
[01:43] ---
    That's a complaint, right?
[01:45] ---
    Sure I do.
[01:46] ---
    All he does is do household chores
    and build Gundam models.
[01:50] ---
    It pains me to see
[01:52] ---
    how he fails to appreciate
    the natural beauty of this planet.
[01:55] ---
    As long as he's funny,
    I couldn't care less.
[01:58] ---
    But now that you mentioned it,
    he's been pretty boring lately.
[02:02] ---
    Surprisingly, four out of five
    Keronians living on Earth
SIGN    Do you have any complaints about your superior?
SIGN    No
    
    Yes
[02:06] ---
    are dissatisfied with their superior.
SIGN    How do you view the results of our survey?
[02:10] ---
    How do you view
    the results of our survey?
SIGN    Survey
[02:14] ---
    Well, no one in the universe
    is free from dissatisfaction.
[02:18] ---
    I don't know what the big deal is.
[02:20] ---
    Here, this will help!
[02:29] ---
    Tamama: I'll be the Leader
    from Now On, Sir!
[02:36] ---
    Should we stay loyal
    to a guy like him?
[02:40] ---
    But HQ appointed him
    as the platoon leader.
[02:44] ---
    So we can't complain.
[02:47] ---
    It's just the way it is, right?
[02:50] ---
    Grrr.
[02:53] ---
    You may not like it,
    but I'm the platoon leader.
[02:56] ---
    Without an order from headquarters,
    I'll always be the platoon leader.
[03:06] ---
    Uncle!
[03:06] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[03:08] ---
    A subspace arrow... with a letter.
[03:12] ---
    Let's see...
[03:15] ---
    It's an urgent communication from HQ.
[03:20] ---
    Let's see now...
[03:23] ---
    No way!
[03:24] ---
    So, what does it say?
SIGN    Gloomy
[03:29] ---
    Hey, what's wrong?
[03:30] ---
    Well Mister Sergeant,
    it's actually, ummm... you know...
[03:38] ---
    Why do you all look so serious?
[03:42] ---
    What does it say? Let me read it.
[03:45] ---
    Platoon leader changes to Tam—
SIGN    PLATOON LEADER CHANGES TO T A M A M A
[03:49] ---
    Tam— Tam—
SIGN    T A M A M A
[03:53] ---
    Ta—
SIGN    Platoon Leader changes to Tamama
[04:03] ---
    Platoon leader changes...
[04:05] ---
    ...to Tamama... to Tamama...
     to Tamama...
[04:09] ---
    We'll have to change all the
    security codes of our secret base here.
[04:14] ---
    And we'll have to change
    all the passwords, as well.
[04:17] ---
    I guess that's the new
    platoon leader's first job.
[04:20] ---
    B-But I...
[04:22] ---
    This is clearly some kind of mistake.
[04:24] ---
    How can Tamama
    suddenly become the leader?
[04:27] ---
    It's an official memo from HQ.
[04:29] ---
    But Tamama is only a private 2nd class!
[04:31] ---
    The highest-ranking officer doesn't
    necessarily become a group leader.
SIGN    Private 2nd Class
[04:36] ---
    Tama.
SIGN    Lance Corporal
[04:37] ---
    Doro.
SIGN    Corporal
[04:38] ---
    Giro.
SIGN    Sergeant
[04:39] ---
    Kero.
SIGN    Sergeant Major
[04:40] ---
    Kulu.
[04:57] ---
    Lady Mois, you must have something
    to say about this, right?!
[05:00] ---
    Right?!
[05:03] ---
    Uncle was the platoon leader,
[05:05] ---
    but he's not anymore.
[05:07] ---
    Which means that Uncle
     is not Uncle anymore!
[05:10] ---
    No... I'm so confused!
    I don't know what to do!
[05:14] ---
    Or, like, shifting destiny?
[05:21] ---
    Excuse me, Mr. Sergeant.
[05:24] ---
    Tamama...
[05:25] ---
    I don't know if I can
    become as good a leader as you,
[05:29] ---
    but I will do whatever I can
    to be a good leader.
[05:32] ---
    I will try my best to be like you.
[05:34] ---
    You will always be
    the leader in my heart.
SIGN    Emotionally touched
[05:43] ---
    Oh, that Tamama...
[05:47] ---
    At the Nishizawa mansion.
[05:48] ---
    Okay. I'll do my best to be as
    great a leader as the sergeant!
SIGN    Platoon Leader 101 How to be a Platoon Leader The Perfect Platoon Leader The Modern Platoon Leader
SIGN    The Platoon Leader
[05:56] ---
    What a leader needs is strength.
[06:00] ---
    I see. That means I must
    build up my muscles.
SIGN    An Introduction to Becoming a Platoon Leader
[06:07] ---
    A leader must always be properly attired.
[06:11] ---
    That means I have to wear
    more stylish clothes.
[06:18] ---
    And what else is there...
[06:19] ---
    A leader must never
    repeat any of his failures.
[06:23] ---
    I totally agree.
[06:24] ---
    That means I must research the
    reasons why we haven't succeeded.
[06:47] ---
    It's morning... sir.
[06:51] ---
    I'm not the leader anymore, sir...
[06:56] ---
    You will always be the leader
     in my heart.
[07:03] ---
    I don't see how Tamama
    can actually be a leader.
[07:06] ---
    I'm sure, in no time,
    he'll come crying to me.
[07:11] ---
    I'll just rest here for a while
     until that happens.
[07:17] ---
    Are we really going through with this?
[07:19] ---
    Those were the orders of our new leader.
[07:22] ---
    I'm a little hesitant...
SIGN    Grind grind grind...
[07:30] ---
    What's going on?!
[07:33] ---
    W-Who are you?
[07:36] ---
    Tamama!
[07:38] ---
    W-What the heck were you thinking?
     Private 2nd Class Tamama?
[07:41] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama?
    That's what I was called until yesterday.
[07:46] ---
    From this day on...
SIGN    Commander (Platoon Leader)
[07:56] ---
    ...you call me Commander Tamama.
[08:02] ---
    What is this blinding light?
[08:04] ---
    Is that the aura reserved only for
    those who are appointed leaders?
[08:10] ---
    Hup, two, three, four...
[08:13] ---
    What are you doing, sir?
[08:17] ---
    I've decided that this will be
     my room from this day on.
[08:20] ---
    I think it's convenient to
    live closer to the secret base.
[08:24] ---
    Didn't you tell me yesterday
[08:26] ---
    that deep in your heart,
    I'd always be the leader?
[08:28] ---
    I kinda vaguely remember
    something like that...
[08:34] ---
    The leader in my heart... is dead.
[08:37] ---
    So fast?!
[08:41] ---
     *Tamama the leader...
[08:44] ---
     *Tamama... Leader...
SIGN    PLATOON LEADER CHANGES TO T A M A M A
[08:47] ---
    You never know with life...
[08:52] ---
    Everything changed with
    this small piece of paper.
[08:57] ---
    From now on,
    instead of the Keroro Platoon,
[08:58] ---
    we'll call ourselves
     the Tamama Platoon.
[09:00] ---
    And from now on,
[09:01] ---
    I would like to really push
    our plan to conquer Pekopon.
[09:05] ---
    But before we get to that...
SIGN    Grin
SIGN    Thump thump
[09:09] ---
    I was up all night
    analyzing what has gone wrong.
[09:12] ---
    It became clear to me that the reason our
    conquest plans haven't moved one bit...
[09:16] ---
    ...is because of these.
[09:19] ---
    Th-That's true...
[09:21] ---
    I cannot argue with this.
[09:23] ---
    We must make sure
    we get rid of all of them.
[09:27] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu.
    Bring in that thing.
[09:33] ---
    N-No! Not that!
[09:36] ---
    It looks so real, doesn't it?
    And it emits real laser beams.
[09:40] ---
    Don't do it!
[10:08] ---
    M-My Gundam models...
SIGN    God of plastic models, forgive me.
[10:16] ---
    Th-They were all destroyed...
[10:18] ---
    ...by a single Ball pod.
[10:22] ---
    I'll get you for this, Tamama!
[10:25] ---
    Do you actually dare to
    defy your leader?
[10:37] ---
    There's no place for a
    dishonorable man in my platoon.
[10:40] ---
    Off you go.
[10:42] ---
    Maria!
[10:44] ---
    Behave yourself in
    solitary confinement, okay?
[10:47] ---
    That was too harsh...
[10:48] ---
    Hey. Don't you think that
     was a bit too much?
[10:51] ---
    Do you think it was easy
    for me to do that?
[10:54] ---
    But I had no choice if we are
    to successfully conquer Pekopon.
[10:58] ---
    I suggest you all be careful, as well.
[11:02] ---
    Now that that nuisance of
    an ex-leader is here no more,
[11:04] ---
    allow me to announce
    my new plan of conquest.
[11:07] ---
    I call it "Operation: Pekopon Cola Float."
[11:10] ---
    Operation...
[11:11] ---
    ...Pekopon Cola Float?
[11:13] ---
    What is this
    "Operation: Pekopon Cola Float"
[11:15] ---
    proposed by the
    new platoon leader Tamama?
[11:19] ---
    Keroro Platoon's inner battle
    awaits after the break.
[11:32] ---
    New platoon leader Tamama
    has revealed his Pekopon invasion plan.
[11:37] ---
    Meanwhile...
[11:41] ---
    Why...? Why is this happening?
[11:46] ---
    Son, I hear you've become the leader
    of the Pekopon Conquest Team!
[11:49] ---
    I'm so proud of you.
     What an achievement!
[11:52] ---
    I wish you good luck, Keroro.
    I mean... Leader.
[11:56] ---
    Waiting for your instructions,
    my leader.
[11:58] ---
    I'll build whatever you want,
    Commander.
[12:00] ---
    Yay! Mr. Sergeant will be our leader!
[12:04] ---
    You will always be the leader
    in my heart.
[12:09] ---
    I can command the platoon
    better than anyone.
[12:12] ---
    I'm sure you can hear me
    up there! Private Tamama!
[12:16] ---
    Tamama... Tamama...
[12:19] ---
    Let me explain the mechanics
    of this operation.
SIGN    Didn't hear at all
[12:23] ---
    Didn't hear at all.
[12:24] ---
    "Operation: Pekopon Cola Float"
    is quite simple, actually.
SIGN    Cola
SIGN    Cola
[12:27] ---
    First, we'll convert all the water
    in the seas of Pekopon to cola.
[12:32] ---
    Then we'll convert all the ice in the
    North and South Poles
[12:35] ---
    to ice cream and shaved ice.
SIGN    Noodle shop
SIGN    Diner
[12:37] ---
    All restaurants will be
    turned into cake shops.
SIGN    Cake shop
SIGN    Cake Shop
SIGN    Barbecue
SIGN    Beef Bowl
SIGN    Cake shop
SIGN    Cake shop
SIGN    Tempura & Egg Noodles Kitsune Noodles Tanuki Noodles Meat Noodles
[12:40] ---
    The Pekoponian diet will
    consist only of cakes and soft drinks.
SIGN    Chocolate Cake Tiramisu Cheesecake Mille-feuille
SIGN    Cheesecake Mille-feuille Tiramisu Mont Blanc
[12:44] ---
    The only exception I'll allow will be
    tuna sushi with really fatty meat.
SIGN    Fatty tuna 200 yen a plate
[12:49] ---
    All the inhabitants of Pekopon
    will be so grateful to me!
[12:51] ---
    And this is how we will be able to
    conquer Pekopon peacefully.
[12:54] ---
    A-Are you actually serious?
[12:57] ---
    Huh?
[12:58] ---
    We must not push ahead
    with such an operation.
[13:01] ---
    If we do that,
[13:03] ---
    the ecosystem of Pekopon
    will become a complete mess.
[13:07] ---
    So, Lance Corporal Dororo,
    you are against my plans, is that it?
[13:12] ---
    That is correct. I have said my piece.
[13:14] ---
    Well, then... good riddance!
[13:18] ---
    Dororo!
[13:23] ---
    Didn't I tell you before?
[13:25] ---
    If you go against me,
    you'll end up like the sergeant.
[13:30] ---
    In other words, like this.
[13:32] ---
    Corporal Giroro, you will agree
    with my plans, right?
[13:39] ---
    In the army, the orders of your
    commanding officer are absolute.
[13:42] ---
    And furthermore, I have
    no reason to reject any plans
[13:45] ---
    that have to do with
     conquering Pekopon.
SIGN    Decision made.
[13:49] ---
    Decision made!
SIGN    Operation: Pekopon Cola Float
[13:50] ---
    "Operation: Pekopon Cola Float"
    is now under way!
[13:54] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu,
    set it up right away.
[13:57] ---
    Aye, aye, sir.
[13:59] ---
    I don't think Tamama
    is cut out to be a leader...
[14:02] ---
    But this could spur Keroro
    to do better next time.
SIGN    Jail
[14:07] ---
    I do not think it will be hard
    to get out of this prison.
[14:10] ---
    But I want to stay for a while
    and watch over them.
[14:16] ---
    We're home.
[14:17] ---
    It's so hot.
[14:19] ---
    It's your turn to do the
    kitchen chores today, Fuyuki.
[14:21] ---
    Make sure dinner's ready, okay?
[14:23] ---
    Yeah, yeah...
[14:25] ---
    Time for a nice refreshing shower...
[14:30] ---
    What?! What's going on?
[14:33] ---
    Let me see... We had some
    leftover croquettes from last night...
[14:39] ---
    What's this?
[14:42] ---
    Show yourself, you stupid frog!
[14:44] ---
    Hey... they've redecorated the room...
[14:47] ---
    Giroro. Where's that stupid frog now?
[14:49] ---
    He's not here.
[14:51] ---
    What on Earth is he thinking, turning
    the water supply into cola?!
[14:55] ---
    Aren't you glad, Natchi? Now you
    can drink cola anytime you want.
[14:59] ---
    Are you crazy or something?
    I can't take a shower in that!
[15:03] ---
    I have a problem, too.
[15:04] ---
    The only food we have
    in the fridge is sweets.
[15:08] ---
    How can I prepare dinner tonight?
[15:10] ---
    B-But you can have all the
    dessert you want.
[15:13] ---
    But you need to think of
     a balanced diet...
[15:17] ---
    Natchi and Fukki, neither of
    you seems to like my idea...
[15:23] ---
    Huh?
[15:23] ---
    This was your idea, Tamama?
[15:25] ---
    You will address me by my title!
[15:27] ---
    I am Commander Tamama!
[15:29] ---
    Leader of the Space Invasion Force
    Special Advance Team
[15:31] ---
    of the 58th planet of the Toad Nebula!
[15:35] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!!
[15:37] ---
    Take this, foolish Pekoponians!
[15:41] ---
    Natsumi!
[15:43] ---
    Tamama. You dumbo, have you
    forgotten how much we owe them?
[15:46] ---
    I do not care.
[15:47] ---
    It serves them right for
    defying the platoon leader.
[15:51] ---
    You've gone too far, jerkface.
[15:53] ---
    I have a lot of high-ranking friends
    at our headquarters.
[15:57] ---
    One word from me, and they can
    rescind official communications.
[16:02] ---
    Those who side with
    enemy Pekoponians
[16:04] ---
    also deserve solitary confinement!
[16:10] ---
    Oh!
[16:12] ---
    Sorry to disturb you...
[16:14] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
    I want you to catch that woman!
[16:17] ---
    Roger.
[16:19] ---
    What a time to present
    a new mechanical robot!
[16:26] ---
    Or, like, total goner?!
SIGN    Total goner
[16:32] ---
    Mission accomplished.
[16:38] ---
    Did you put her in
    solitary confinement, as well?
[16:41] ---
    No... all the solitary
    confinement units were taken.
[16:46] ---
    So I put her in with someone else.
[16:50] ---
    Don't tell me...
[16:56] ---
    Uncle!
[16:56] ---
    Lady Mois!
[16:57] ---
    I'm glad you're all right, Uncle!
[16:59] ---
    Or, like, happy meeting?
[17:01] ---
    Lady Mois!
[17:03] ---
    Uncle!
[17:04] ---
    Lady Mois!
[17:05] ---
    Uncle!
[17:06] ---
    Lady Mois!
[17:10] ---
    What have you done?!
[17:18] ---
    Oh no, my glasses...
[17:22] ---
    Lady Mois, I really missed you.
[17:25] ---
    What?
SIGN    Sergeant <3 Mois
[17:26] ---
    I never imagined I would be
    alone with you down here.
[17:30] ---
    Or, like, hitting jackpot?
[17:32] ---
    Lady Mois!
[17:33] ---
    Sergeant Major! I want
    those two separated right now!
[17:37] ---
    Corporal!
[17:40] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo!
[17:42] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[17:44] ---
    Nacchi! Fukki!
    Isn't anybody left out here?
[17:48] ---
    I am your platoon leader!
SIGN    PLATOON LEADER CHANGES TO T A M A M A
[17:50] ---
    I want someone to
    obey my orders right now!
[17:59] ---
    Darn it.
[18:02] ---
    That's not gonna help.
[18:03] ---
    Kululu. Why are you...?
[18:06] ---
    I was sent down here, as well.
[18:09] ---
    This was also designed to serve
     as an underground shelter.
[18:12] ---
    You can't possibly damage it
     with mere guns. But... click.
[18:19] ---
    Natsumi!
[18:20] ---
    Giroro!
[18:21] ---
    Sis!
[18:22] ---
    Fuyuki!
[18:23] ---
    Wow! Everyone's here!
[18:25] ---
    Sergeant!
[18:26] ---
    Or, like, no one's missing?
[18:28] ---
    Jeez, this is all your fault.
[18:32] ---
    Thank goodness...
[18:33] ---
    Man, this is a joke.
[18:35] ---
    I'm not done yet, guys.
     Watch this... click.
[18:44] ---
    Wow...
[18:44] ---
    This place's also been built as
    a shelter. You'll never be bored.
[18:48] ---
    Help yourself, and relax.
[18:52] ---
    I don't care. I can conquer
    Pekopon all by myself anyway.
[18:56] ---
    I'm the platoon leader.
[18:58] ---
    In fact, it'll be a lot easier
    without those nuisances.
[19:01] ---
    Anyway, it's my snack time.
[19:04] ---
    What? I lost again?
[19:07] ---
    You're doing it wrong, Sarge.
[19:09] ---
    You should save your best card for last.
[19:11] ---
    Here. This is your penalty.
[19:13] ---
    Oh, c'mon. Me in an afro is so old news.
[19:16] ---
    What if Dororo puts it on?
[19:19] ---
    I would like no part in that, please.
[19:21] ---
    You stupid frog. You came up
    with this penalty for the loser.
[19:24] ---
    Or, like, divine justice?
[19:26] ---
    You got it right, ma'am.
[19:28] ---
    We have many more afro wigs.
[19:30] ---
    Let's play another round!
[19:32] ---
    Okay.
[19:35] ---
    It's so lonely here all by myself!
[19:38] ---
    I would rather be there with all of them!
[19:47] ---
    How can I get there?
SIGN    PLATOON LEADER CHANGES TO T A M A M A
[19:55] ---
    It's my turn... huh?
[19:57] ---
    What is this?
[19:59] ---
    I don't wanna see that...
    please, please...
[20:01] ---
    It's an official memo
    from headquarters.
[20:05] ---
    It smells a little of
    fruit juice? I wonder if...
[20:09] ---
    Do you have a match or a lighter?
[20:16] ---
    Master Fuyuki. What is it?
[20:17] ---
    It's a hidden message.
[20:19] ---
    Who knew it was protected like this?
[20:21] ---
    I bet it got heated up by something
     before it reached the Sergeant,
[20:25] ---
    and some of the letter appeared.
[20:28] ---
    It's probably the friction from
    the device used to send it here.
SIGN    PLATOON LEADER IS KERORO NO CHANGES TO TEAM ARE MADE
[20:32] ---
    "Platoon Leader... is Keroro...
    No... changes to... team are made."
SIGN    Platoon Leader Keroro
[20:39] ---
    That must mean I'm the only one
    who deserves to be platoon leader, sir!
[20:44] ---
    There's more.
SIGN    PLATOON LEADER IS KERORO NO CHANGES TO TEAM ARE MADE BUT SUBMIT YOUR HOMEWORK PROMPTLY
[20:47] ---
    "Platoon leader is Keroro,
    no changes to team are made...
[20:51] ---
    ...but submit your homework promptly?"
[20:54] ---
    Homework?
SIGN    Homework
SIGN    Platoon Leader Drills Platoon Leader Workbook
[20:58] ---
    Right. The sergeant seems
    to have forgotten all about it.
[21:01] ---
    All platoon leaders have
    to do a lot of homework.
SIGN    Keronian Dictation Free-style Construction
SIGN    Friends of the Platoon Leader Platoon Leader Research Book
[21:06] ---
    And the deadline for submission
    is fast approaching.
[21:10] ---
    Gero!!
SIGN    2004 8/28 Saturday The early bird catches the worm
[21:16] ---
    Please forgive me, everyone!
[21:18] ---
    Please let me join you!
[21:20] ---
    Hey, actually, Tamama-kun!
[21:22] ---
    I think you're really suited
    to be platoon leader!
[21:25] ---
    I've had enough of that
    platoon leader thing...
[21:28] ---
    And that reminds me.
[21:29] ---
    Don't forget to finish
    all your homework, kids.
[21:31] ---
    Or is it already too late for that?
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Join in, everybody!
[21:38] [SONG] ---
    Mina-san mo go-issho ni de arimasu!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Again!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Mou iccho!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    We’re not done yet!
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Mada mada!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    We came from a faraway planet.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tooi hoshi kara yatte kita
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    We came here to the blue Earth.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Aoi chikyuu ni yatte kita
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    What the heck are we even doing here?
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Nani shi ni yatte kita?
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Today over here, we kero-kero.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa kocchi de kero-kero
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kero!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Tomorrow over there, we'll giro-giro.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Asu acchi de giro-giro
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Giro.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Where will we be the day after that?
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Asatte wa docchi nan da?
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Familial extinction, that girl's heart,
     and summer homework.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Oyako danzetsu Ano ko no haato
    Natsuyasumi no shukudai
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Overcome it all by dancing
    a Bon Dance.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Odotte norikire Bon Dansu
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Bikinis are the best swimsuits
    for a Bon Dance.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    Mizugi wa bikini da Bon Dansu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    The Pekopon Invasion Folk Dance.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Pekopon Shinryaku Ondo
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    A-kero!
[23:07] ---
    This is Tamama.
[23:08] ---
    When I lose my temper,
    things tend to get worse and worse.
[23:13] ---
    I do not mean any harm.
    Can I not be true to my own feelings?
[23:17] ---
    Where is the real me?
[23:19] ---
    Never mind such things.
[23:20] ---
    The next episode is a
    spectacular piece of work.
[23:22] ---
    You'll see lots and lots of me.
[23:24] ---
    "Panic! The Hinata Household's
    Wildest Day Ever, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    It's one full episode,
    and I hope you'll like it.
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!