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E48 - Keroro Platoon: Mission on a Fine Spring Day, Sir! / Fuyuki: Resident Idle Rescue Mission, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[00:08] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN    Spring
SIGN    March
[01:32] ---
    It's spring. It's March.
[01:35] ---
    Free from the harsh and bitter cold of winter,
[01:37] ---
    it's the season for all living things to awaken.
[01:42] ---
    But on the other hand...
[01:47] ---
    Fuyuki. There's a special on UFOs
    tonight at eight o'clock.
[01:51] ---
    You're gonna watch it, right?
[01:54] ---
    Huh?
[01:56] ---
    Nah, that's okay.
[01:59] ---
    I'm sure it's stuff I've seen before.
[02:02] ---
    I'm just so sleepy...
[02:04] ---
    I already slept for twelve hours,
    yet I still wanna sleep some more.
[02:10] ---
    Better get back to sleep. Good night.
[02:16] ---
    Hey, Fuyuki! What's the matter with you?
[02:23] ---
    Keroro Platoon: Mission on a
    Fine Spring Day, Sir!
[02:29] ---
    Fuyuki. Wait right there.
[02:31] ---
    Hm?
[02:33] ---
    Huh?
[02:35] ---
    What is it, Mom?
[02:43] ---
    M-Mom! Cut it out,
    I can't breathe! C'mon, let go!
[02:49] ---
    So? Are you awake now?
[02:51] ---
    Huh? Yeah...
[02:53] ---
    Th-That was...
[02:55] ---
    Mom Aki's amazing technique,
    the Special Hug Filled With Love.
[02:59] ---
    Why do I feel jealous?
[03:01] ---
    Thanks a lot, Mom.
[03:03] ---
    It feels like the haze has been
    lifted from my mind.
[03:08] ---
    Yes?
[03:09] ---
    Oh, Nishizawa-san. What?
    You discovered a new mystery spot?
[03:14] ---
    Yeah, sure. Let's go.
[03:16] ---
    That was so effective.
[03:18] ---
    We all tend to slack off and
    get really lazy this time of year.
[03:24] ---
    Because it's spring?
[03:26] ---
    So that stupid frog who
    always slacks off must think
[03:29] ---
    it's spring year-round.
[03:35] ---
    It's spring year-round...?
    For me...? Always slacking off...
[03:41] ---
    But, ma'am...
[03:47] ---
    That's so mean!
[03:49] ---
    How can she say that when,
    every day, I'm always...
SIGN    Working diligently
[03:51] ---
    Assembling Gundam models.
SIGN    Crunch crunch
[03:52] ---
    Watching TV.
SIGN    Click click
SIGN    Weekly
    Zakrello
[03:53] ---
    Surfing the net.
SIGN    Ha ha ha
SIGN    Monthly Alpha
[03:54] ---
    Reading comic books.
SIGN    Working diligently
[03:56] ---
    Assembling Gundam models.
SIGN    Working diligently
[03:57] ---
    And assembling Gundam models.
[03:58] ---
    I do so much!
SIGN    No room for sympathy
[04:00] ---
    Well, can you blame her for saying that?
[04:05] ---
    W-What's this?
[04:07] ---
    The warm spring weather...
[04:10] ---
    The totally lazy spirit...
    Lazy... Slacking off...
[04:28] ---
    How's it going, Sergeant Major Kululu?
[04:32] ---
    It's going well.
[04:39] ---
    Checkmate King Two, this is Giroro.
    This is Giroro. Come in, HQ.
[04:44] ---
    This is HQ. What is it?
[04:46] ---
    I've been at this for eight hours.
[04:48] ---
    How much longer do I have to continue this?
[04:52] ---
    I'd say about ten more.
[04:58] ---
    Mr. Sergeant. This is hard.
    I'm exhausted. I'm bored.
[05:03] ---
    Stop whining. Keep at it. If you're a man,
    you've gotta hang in there.
[05:09] ---
    Oh nooooo...
[05:12] ---
    What do you think you're doing?!
[05:14] ---
    Uncle, it's no use.
[05:16] ---
    The penguins are unmotivated,
    and they don't want to be interviewed.
[05:21] ---
    That's exactly the point, Lady Mois.
[05:24] ---
    That lack of motivation
    is the key to this operation.
[05:32] ---
    Whoa. The Kero Gauge just went up.
[05:37] ---
    It's accumulating everyone's
    useless and lazy energy.
[05:40] ---
    It shall be complete soon.
[05:43] ---
    By spreading this energy around the world,
    all Pekoponians will become lazy.
SIGN    New on
    market
SIGN    20% off on
    Banrise model kits
SIGN    Oku-Tokyo Worker: Spring Edition 2005 New Programs Z Gangal
[05:50] ---
    It's no good...
[05:52] ---
    I don't even have the energy
    to scold that stupid frog anymore...
[05:55] ---
    Lady Natsumi?
     But I'm full of energy, ma'am.
[05:59] ---
    Sarge... You work hard every single day
    making Gundam models...
[06:04] ---
    You're such a hard worker...
[06:06] ---
    Oh, don't stop flattering me!
[06:08] ---
    So, as you can see!
SIGN    Relatively Speaking Kingdom, Mystery, Wisdom, Dream, Thought
[06:09] ---
    Relatively speaking.
SIGN    Comparatively Speaking
[06:11] ---
    And comparatively speaking...
SIGN    Prince, Emperor, Adoration, Mighty Warrior, Fine, Monarch, Intelligent, Hard working, Loyalty, Yin and Yang Why are the Keronians hard-working?
[06:12] ---
    It's inevitable that Keronians
    will be viewed as hard workers.
[06:16] ---
    That's no good...
[06:17] ---
    Right. All Pekoponians
    will end up being no good.
[06:20] ---
    Huh? Why not?
[06:22] ---
    The Kero Gauge isn't rising at all.
[06:24] ---
    We need a little push. It's missing something.
[06:29] ---
    But we've come this far.
[06:30] ---
    What shall we do?
[06:32] ---
    This is Tamama! I cannot do this anymore!
[06:38] ---
    Whoa! The gauge!
[06:41] ---
    No matter what I ask, I can't
    get a decent answer out of them.
[06:46] ---
    Can I come back now?
[06:49] ---
    The gauge.
[06:50] ---
    I have never been the type
    to just stay put and do nothing.
[06:54] ---
    I'm fed up with this. I quit.
[06:58] ---
    This is great!
[06:59] ---
    Just a little more. Just a little bit more.
[07:03] ---
    No more.
[07:04] ---
    Another of your ridiculous plans.
[07:06] ---
    Or, like, workers striking?
[07:29] ---
    Useless and lazy energy
    is now at infinity level.
[07:32] ---
    Can this be the manifestation
    of useless and lazy energy?
[07:37] ---
    It's finally complete.
[07:42] ---
    Now we'll do a final test using a specimen.
[07:46] ---
    Tests are great. I'm sure
    it'll be a success. Yahoo.
[07:50] ---
    So, who will be the guinea pig?
[07:54] ---
    We have prepared
[07:55] ---
    the perfect specimen to
    be tested for this experiment.
[08:02] ---
    Being tied up like this
    reminds me of the time
[08:05] ---
    I fell into the hands of some aliens
    from another dimension!
[08:10] ---
    His brain emits unnecessarily strong motivation.
[08:13] ---
    A specimen of this caliber
    should be given a number.
[08:16] ---
    Okay, 556. From now on, you are Specimen Five-Hundred Fifty Six.
[08:22] ---
    I don't know what that means,
    but I appreciate the gesture!
[08:24] ---
    My brother... He seems so happy!
[08:28] ---
    Okay. Start the experiment, sir.
[08:30] ---
    Roger.
[08:35] ---
    This is... This is...!
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
[08:40] ---
    When we speak of spring,
    we think of the third month.
[08:43] ---
    The third month is March.
[08:45] ---
    I will name it Kerotto March Energy.
[08:47] ---
    And this is the moment it's unveiled.
[08:50] ---
    The test finished while you were talking.
[08:51] ---
    So fast!
[08:54] ---
    So 556 should now have changed
    into a hopelessly unmotivated man.
[09:00] ---
    So how is it? How do you feel, 556?!
[09:09] ---
    What's wrong?! You're a boy,
    aren't you?! Don't waste your time!
[09:13] ---
    So when does this experiment of yours begin?!
[09:17] ---
    What's going on?
[09:19] ---
    He hasn't changed one bit.
[09:21] ---
    Or, like, boundless vigor?
[09:23] ---
    Of course.
[09:24] ---
    We'd better recall the specimen
    and find out what went wrong here.
SIGN    Disappointed
[09:39] ---
    It was a total flop.
[09:40] ---
    Brother!
[09:41] ---
    Huh?
[09:43] ---
    Lady Lavie. What's the matter?
[09:46] ---
    I've never seen my
    brother look so drained...
[09:50] ---
    What?
[09:57] ---
    Somehow... I feel like...
    all my energy... is gone!
[10:00] ---
    What's more... I feel so sleepy!
[10:03] ---
    It can't be... So it worked?
[10:06] ---
    But he looks the same from the outside.
[10:09] ---
    We overlooked an important detail.
[10:12] ---
    The only person who can tell the
    slight differences in 556's expressions
[10:15] ---
    is his little sister, Lady Lavie.
[10:18] ---
    Then that means...
[10:19] ---
    The experiment... was a huge success, sir!
[10:23] ---
    Good. Then let's get on with it right away.
[10:25] ---
    Let's use the Kerotto March Energy.
[10:27] ---
    On all the Pekoponians.
[10:34] ---
    What's the problem now?
[10:36] ---
    Suddenly... I don't feel like
    making the effort...
[10:40] ---
    I feel so tired...
[10:42] ---
    Corporal Giroro? Private 2nd Class Tamama?
[10:47] ---
    Because we let the
    specimen out carelessly,
[10:50] ---
    the energy has...
[10:52] ---
    Gee, I'm too tired to explain...
[10:55] ---
    Kululu!
[10:56] ---
    Or, like... ummm...
    chicken... skew... ers...?
[11:03] ---
    Lady Mois!
[11:04] ---
    My brother... Look how much he's changed...
[11:06] ---
    Lady Lavie? E-Everybody!
    But this is only the beginning!
[11:10] ---
    With the Kerotto March Energy,
[11:11] ---
    we'll be able to conquer
    Pekopon completely. Hey!
[11:16] ---
    I'm sleepy! I'm starting to get sleepier!
    That's why... I'll sleep!
[11:20] ---
    Goodnight!
[11:21] ---
    Everybody!
[11:25] ---
    Oh well, it's almost time
    for a commercial, isn't it?
[11:28] ---
    I don't feel like telling a joke. Bye.
[11:33] ---
    Hey, wait. Don't you fall asleep!
    What about the show?
[11:38] ---
    Uh... Well... As you can see,
    the Keroro Platoon is hopeless as ever.
[11:44] ---
    What will happen to our planet,
    and to the Keroro Platoon?
[11:48] ---
    Hey! Don't go to sleep, guys!
    Wake up!!
[12:01] ---
    Priest 01 calling home base.
[12:03] ---
    This is home base. What's the situation there?
[12:07] ---
    Inner-Tokyo is covered in
    a mysterious fog right now.
[12:10] ---
    Ground conditions unknown.
[12:13] ---
    Priest 01. What's wrong?
[12:17] ---
    This is Priest 01...
[12:18] ---
    I'm tired, and will be ending
    my mission right now.
[12:22] ---
    Yeah... we're done.
[12:22] ---
    H-Hey. What do you mean,
    we're done? Are you serious?
[12:27] ---
    Because Sergeant Keroro spread
    the Kerotto March Energy all over...
[12:31] ---
    ...it looks like the whole town
    is at a standstill.
SIGN    South 51 Kissho Academy
[12:35] ---
    I feel sleepy myself...
SIGN    Final Exam Mathematics
[12:37] ---
    Whatever... goodnight...
[12:46] ---
    Fuyuki: Resident Idle
    Rescue Mission, Sir!
[12:52] ---
    Nishizawa-san. Nishizawa-san!
     Pull yourself together.
[12:57] ---
    I'm sorry... I'm just suddenly so sleepy...
[13:01] ---
    Hey, whaddaya think you're doing?
    This is the perfect chance.
[13:05] ---
    I know that... But my body feels so weak...
[13:09] ---
    What is it?
[13:12] ---
    Dororo Ninja Art: Whirlwind!
[13:15] ---
    Dororo!
[13:16] ---
    Fuyuki-dono. I'm glad you're okay.
[13:18] ---
    What's going on here, anyway?
[13:20] ---
    We were here to explore a new mystery spot,
[13:23] ---
    but as soon as Nishizawa-san
    touched that pink fog, she suddenly...
[13:27] ---
    Then it is true that the pink fog
    is responsible for all this.
[13:30] ---
    How come you're not affected?
[13:32] ---
    I am a member of the Special Forces.
[13:34] ---
    Therefore, I am able to operate
    under all kinds of conditions.
[13:38] ---
    Can this be...?
[13:42] ---
    The misty substance that originated
    from Inner-Tokyo continues to spread.
[13:47] ---
    The safety of the residents,
    whose communication has been cut off,
[13:49] ---
    is now becoming a concern.
[13:52] ---
    The government has given top priority
    to containing the crisis.
[13:55] ---
    Emergency. Emergency.
[13:57] ---
    Isolation gates have been
    completely locked down.
[14:00] ---
    It is dangerous to enter.
[14:01] ---
    I had a feeling the pink fog
    would be leaking out of here...
[14:05] ---
    You mean this was the act of
    the sergeant and the others?
[14:08] ---
    I am not sure yet.
[14:10] ---
    At any rate, you should wait for me here.
[14:12] ---
    As long as you have that
    protective gear on, you should be safe.
[14:15] ---
    No. I'm going with you.
[14:18] ---
    Nishizawa-san and all the other people
    in this town are in grave danger.
[14:21] ---
    How can I stay put
     in a safe location by myself?
[14:24] ---
    I understand. Then let us depart.
[14:30] ---
    What is this?
[14:32] ---
    The fog in here is three times thicker
    than the fog leaking outside.
[14:35] ---
    I hope the sergeant is okay.
[14:41] ---
    Or, like... Or, like...
[14:46] ---
    Dizzy wizzy... Dizzy wizzy
    as a drunken butterfly...
[14:51] ---
    Mois-chan!
[14:52] ---
    I'm major tired... or, like...
[14:55] ---
    deep-fried... chicken meal...?
[14:57] ---
    Pull yourself together, Mois-chan!
[14:59] ---
    Dororo?
SIGN    One day in March. Uncle has come up with a wonderful energy plan. If this can be implemented, then conquering Pekopon will be a breeze. Or, like, serene lifestyle? Wonderful energy?
[15:01] ---
    This looks like... Mois-chan's diary...
[15:03] ---
    "One day in March.
[15:05] ---
    Uncle has come up with
    a wonderful energy plan.
[15:08] ---
    If this can be implemented,
[15:10] ---
    then conquering Pekopon will be a breeze.
[15:13] ---
    Or, like, serene lifestyle?
[15:15] ---
    Wonderful energy?"
[15:23] ---
    Giroro-kun...
[15:28] ---
    "One day in March. Although
    I got very angry at Keroro,
[15:31] ---
    it seems that the
    experiment was a big success.
[15:35] ---
    This could actually work.
[15:36] ---
    But for some reason, I feel so tired...
[15:39] ---
    Tired... Tired... Tire toss game..."
SIGN    Tire toss game
[15:44] ---
    So this pink fog must be an energy
    that makes everyone feel lethargic.
[15:49] ---
    And it continues to spread
    rapidly to the outside world.
[15:53] ---
    Then that means...
[15:55] ---
    The ecosystem will be destroyed.
[15:57] ---
    This will make it impossible
    for species to continue existing.
[15:59] ---
    All plants will lose the energy
    to carry on photosynthesis.
[16:02] ---
    And this will eliminate even
    the oxygen on this planet.
[16:07] ---
    We've got to stop the
    release of this energy right now.
[16:09] ---
    Yeah.
[16:14] ---
    Tamama!
[16:15] ---
    I am so hungry...
    But I am too lazy to eat...
[16:23] ---
    Somebody, please feed me some snacks!
[16:26] ---
    Pull yourself together, Tamama.
[16:28] ---
    Master Fuyuki! His diary...
SIGN    One day in March The end
[16:32] ---
    Looks like the level of laziness is going up.
[16:38] ---
    Kululu!
[16:40] ---
    Is that...?
SIGN    Keroro, aim for the ace!
[16:43] ---
    Keroro, aim for the ace!
[16:46] ---
    That does not even make sense.
[16:49] ---
    He's still conscious.
[16:51] ---
    Hang in there, Kululu.
[16:54] ---
    Everything lies... beyond Heaven's Door...
[16:59] ---
    Heaven's Door?
[17:01] ---
    Dororo.
[17:02] ---
    Fuyuki-dono! It's over here.
[17:05] ---
    You mean behind that door
    is the source of all this energy?
[17:18] ---
     *Kero kero kero...
[17:26] ---
    A song?
[17:27] ---
    Songs are nice.
[17:29] ---
    They're the highest achievement
    of the Pekoponian culture.
[17:33] ---
    Don't you agree, Hinata Fuyuki-kun?
[17:37] ---
    Sarge!
[17:38] ---
    Now that we're all here,
    let's all be hopeless together...
[17:57] ---
    What's that?!
[17:58] ---
    The blood pattern is blue!
    That must be the core of this energy.
[18:03] ---
    But it's in the shape of a human?
[18:05] ---
    The over-charged energy must've
    developed its own consciousness,
[18:08] ---
    and evolved into its present form.
[18:11] ---
    I think I must be the fourth one...
[18:13] ---
    Huh?
[18:15] ---
    After all, I'm not your puppet.
[18:19] ---
    I have no idea what you're talking about...
[18:22] ---
    Now, I'll strike all living things
    with my March Impact, so that
[18:28] ---
    they may live in peace under the guise
    of uselessness and laziness.
[18:32] ---
    March Impact?
[18:34] ---
    This is turning into something way bigger.
SIGN    Warning Oh Crap Gonna Die Run Run Run Run
[18:39] ---
    Warning. Warning. Energy
    has breached the critical point.
[18:44] ---
    March Impact will be set
    off in exactly 30 seconds.
[18:44] ---
    If we don't do something,
    we'll all be useless. What can we do?
[18:49] ---
    There must be an emergency
    control device somewhere.
[18:53] ---
    A control device...
[18:54] ---
    Assassin Magic: Appraisal Sight!
[19:00] ---
    There it is!
[19:01] ---
    I won't let anyone interfere.
[19:08] ---
    Dororo. Boxing... It's very amusing...
[19:12] ---
    Snacks, snacks.
[19:14] ---
    Or, like, mapo tofu...?
[19:18] ---
    It's useless... Everything is...
[19:21] ---
    Everyone, get out of my way.
[19:25] ---
    What? It's too much trouble.
[19:27] ---
    I don't feel like moving...
[19:29] ---
    Very amusing... amusing...
[19:32] ---
    Then I'll have to do it!
[19:36] ---
    Fuyuki-dono!
SIGN    This ol' man's a goner
[19:47] ---
    Fuyuki-dono. You can do it.
[19:49] ---
    Don't worry...
[19:51] ---
    If we all become hopeless together,
    there's nothing to be afraid of.
[20:00] ---
    I can see the future.
[20:12] ---
    It can't be...
[20:17] ---
    Even if I die, I can be replaced.
[20:39] ---
    I see...
[20:41] ---
    Fuyuki-dono had already indulged in the
    sleepiness of spring and became immune.
[20:46] ---
    That's why he wasn't affected at all
    by the Kerotto March Energy.
[20:50] ---
    Fuyuki sure saved the day this time.
[20:51] ---
    That's true.
[20:54] ---
    I apologize for being totally hopeless.
[20:57] ---
    Or, like, humbly sorry?
[20:59] ---
    And my brother is now back
    to his usual enthusiastic self.
[21:03] ---
    I tell you.
[21:05] ---
    The stupid frog and the others
    had better reflect on their conduct.
SIGN    Reflection
[21:09] ---
    I'm sorry...
[21:10] ---
    Hey, don't slack off!
[21:12] ---
    Come on. Next, you have to
    clean the yard. Then do the laundry.
[21:15] ---
    Organize the closet. Then there are
    a lot more chores waiting for you!
[21:19] ---
    Hi. I'm the narrator.
    Thanks to Fuyuki-kun, I'm awake now.
[21:25] ---
    To all viewers,
[21:26] ---
    don't slack off just because it's a
    comfy spring day. Work hard, okay?
[21:30] ---
    Hard workers are the best, after all!
[21:32] ---
    You're one to talk!
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge! Gero Gero!
[21:39] [SONG] ---
    Ge-Gero-Ge!! Gero Gero!!
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu.
    Are you ready?
[21:44] [SONG] ---
    Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu...
    Youi wa ii kai!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu.
    This is the Kululu drawing song!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Kulu-kulu-kulu-kulu Kululu no ekaki uta!!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    My headphones are top-of-the-line.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Ore-sama no heddofon wa chouichiryuu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    If you stop here, it looks like
    the back of my head. (Ku ku ku ku!)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Koko de owareba ushiro sugata (Ku~kkukku)
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    In the right disk, there's dangerous data.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Migi no disuku nya kiken na deeta
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    In the left disk are my
    favorite movies. (Wanna see 'em?)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Hidari no disuku nya
    hizou no muubii (Mitai~?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    I can read any kind of data.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Donna deeta mo yomitoru ze
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Ridiculous!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    "Kudaran!"
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Things go up or down
    based on how I feel.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de ukishizumi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    (Don't talk to me casually.)
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    (Kigaru ni hanashikake'n na yo)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    He always does things his way, sir!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
    "Mai peesu na yatsu de arimasu..."
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    I may be crooked, but
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Heso no magatta ore-sama wa
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    I've been this way since I was small.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    chiisai koro kara hinekurete
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Even as a grownup,
    I'm still crooked. (Ku ku ku!)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
    Otona ni natte mo hinekuretee (kukku)
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    I can't deal with people who are
    straightforward with their feelings.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Massugu na kimochi wa nigate da ze
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Be careful of spam mail.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru nya ki o tsuke naa
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    It'll come after you
    with the sound of "ku ku ku."
[22:39] [SONG] ---
    Kuu kkukuu tto ashioto tateru
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    (Ku ku ku ku!)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    (Kuuuu kku kku kku)
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spiralling viruses, spring at me if you dare.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Uzumaku uirusu Kakatte koi yo
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Nekura de inshitsu? Ooki na osewa
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    I’m gloomy and depressing?
    Oh, leave me alone.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    (Kuuuu kku kku)
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    (Ku ku ku ku!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    Kululu Souchou, kansei da ze~!!! (Chi)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
    There you have it!
    It's Sergeant Major Kululu! (Sheesh.)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Gero-gero Giro-giro
    Tama-tama Kulu-kulu Doro-doro...
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Netsuretsu kangeiteki!!! Ekaki uta!!! Gero!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    It’s a wildly-welcomed
    character drawing song! Gero!
[23:07] ---
    This is Mois. We're now in a season
    where the sunshine feels great.
[23:11] ---
    But it's only because we have the
    cold winter that we appreciate spring.
[23:14] ---
    Right, Uncle?
[23:16] ---
    Or, like, passing seasons? Nature's beauty?
    Special outings? Blueprint photos?
[23:20] ---
    Never mind such things!
[23:21] ---
    In the next episode,
    we teach you how to succeed in life.
[23:23] ---
    "Kululu: How to Succeed
    in the Universe, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Momoka: W(hite)-Day:
    Operation Pinnacle, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    Two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---**
    Ge-Gero!