E112 - Kululu & Saburo: Serious Drawing Competition at Their First Meeting, Sir!
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[00:19] [SONG] ---
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
[00:19] [SONG] ---
Ashita harereba ii na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
[00:26] [SONG] ---
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
[00:26] [SONG] ---
Ashita waraeba ii na
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
If you just let life pass you by,
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Mattari ikite'rya
[00:37] [SONG] ---
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
[00:41] [SONG] ---
If you just get it together,
[00:41] [SONG] ---
Shikkari shite irya
[00:45] [SONG] ---
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
[00:45] [SONG] ---
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
[00:50] [SONG] ---
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
[00:56] [SONG] ---
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
[01:00] [SONG] ---
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Little frogs must return home at once!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
[01:04] [SONG] ---
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
[01:11] [SONG] ---
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
[01:11] [SONG] ---
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
[01:19] [SONG] ---
That is our bright road.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
[01:33] ---
First meetings between people.
SIGN Park Shop
[01:34] ---
They happen in unexpected ways.
[01:39] ---
The forecast didn't call for rain...
[01:50] ---
This puts me in a bind...
[02:04] ---
Please.
[02:07] ---
Thank you!
[02:12] ---
Wonderful!
[02:14] ---
On this fine day for a walk,
[02:16] ---
I come across such a moving scene...
[02:19] ---
This must be fate!
[02:21] ---
Fate, but I also have a favor to ask...
[02:25] ---
What is it?
[02:26] ---
Well, it's not a big thing,
[02:29] ---
but, um, it's helping someone, so to speak,
[02:33] ---
and it would only take a moment...
[02:38] ---
I... I'd like you to lend me
your Reality Pen for a bit.
[02:42] ---
I don't mind, but...
[02:43] ---
Gero?!
[02:44] ---
Really?!
[02:46] ---
Sure.
[02:47] ---
Here.
[02:49] ---
I'm extremely grateful!
[02:51] ---
Gerori!
[02:52] ---
With this Reality Pen...
[02:54] ---
But you can't use it.
[02:57] ---
It's registered, so I'm the
only one who can make it work.
[03:01] ---
What?!
[03:07] ---
Kululu & Saburo: Serious Drawing Competition
at Their First Meeting, Sir!
SIGN Kululu
[03:14] ---
In other words,
[03:15] ---
if we can use the Reality Pen,
[03:16] ---
invading Pekopon will be a cinch!
SIGN Completed Invasion of Pekopon
[03:19] ---
All we have to do is draw
Pekopon already invaded,
[03:21] ---
and in the blink of an eye,
it really will be!
[03:26] ---
That's a nice idea.
[03:28] ---
I know, right?!
[03:29] ---
But a special space ore, Koredinite,
SIGN Prank Stationery Series The Popular Reality Pen
[03:33] ---
is needed to make that pen.
[03:35] ---
I'm out of stock,
[03:37] ---
and they don't sell the materials
online anymore. Get the picture?
[03:40] ---
Then the pen you gave to
Master Saburo is the last one?!
[03:44] ---
Why would you give such a
rare item to a Pekoponian?!
[03:47] ---
Oh, that's right.
[03:48] ---
Gero?
[03:49] ---
This is just between you and me.
[03:50] ---
Actually, there is one more.
[03:54] ---
Why didn't you tell me that before?!
[03:56] ---
Where? Where?! Where is it?!
[03:58] ---
Get it out now!
[04:00] ---
I lost it.
[04:01] ---
Gero!
[04:03] ---
Come on! Where did you lose it?!
[04:06] ---
I forget.
[04:07] ---
Gero...
[04:09] ---
Certainly, I lost it
the first day I met Saburo.
[04:13] ---
In that case, hey!
[04:15] ---
We can use the Soul Diver
to dive into your memories!
[04:18] ---
If you can remember with that...
SIGN Soul Diver
[04:19] ---
I refuse.
[04:21] ---
Peeking into another fellow's memories
is an invasion of privacy.
[04:25] ---
We did it with Dororo!
[04:28] ---
It depends on the fellow.
[04:29] ---
But we're talking about me.
[04:31] ---
I guess it's that protection
of privacy thing?
[04:33] ---
Darn it! You're impossible!
[04:35] ---
Come again never!
[04:44] ---
Please cooperate!
[04:50] ---
Pekechonpa...
[04:52] ---
Good work, Lady Mois!
[04:54] ---
Or, like, nicely prepared?
SIGN The First
SIGN Reality Pen Salvage Mission
[05:00] ---
And so,
[05:01] ---
the Keroro platoon is going into action
[05:04] ---
to search for the Reality Pen
that Kululu lost!
[05:07] ---
Roger!
[05:08] ---
Or, like, switch on?
[05:18] ---
This is so mean, Keroro-kun!
[05:21] ---
Hey, you guys!
[05:22] ---
Why did you make Dororo go alone?!
[05:25] ---
Get real!
[05:26] ---
Looking into Kululu's memories
[05:28] ---
would drive a guy insane!
[05:30] ---
True...
[05:32] ---
Jeez! What if Dororo doesn't come back?
[05:36] ---
Keroro-san, you didn't go in there, either...
SIGN Several hours later...
SIGN ...Lance Corporal Dororo hasn't returned to consciousness.
[05:43] ---
Give me a break...
[05:44] ---
As expected, he was swallowed up
by the deep darkness within Kululu?
[05:49] ---
There's only one thing to do.
[05:51] ---
That's right.
SIGN The Second Reality Pen Salvage Mission
[05:55] ---
What are you doing?! Let me go!
[05:59] ---
Or, like, pressing forward?
SIGN Several hours later...
SIGN ...Corporal Giroro hasn't returned to consciousness.
[06:06] ---
I could've told you this would happen.
[06:08] ---
The sky...
[06:09] ---
The sky is falling!
[06:12] ---
Private Tamama...
SIGN The Third Reality Pen Salvage Mission
[06:16] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN As expected...
SIGN ...Private 2nd Class Tamama hasn't returned to consciousness, either.
[06:21] ---
It figures.
[06:24] ---
The sky...
[06:26] ---
No! No!
[06:26] ---
I guess it was a dangerous mission,
after all.
[06:29] ---
Well, I cancel the operation.
SIGN The Reality Pen Salvage Mission...
SIGN ...is over.
[06:35] ---
It's your turn at last, right, Uncle?
[06:37] ---
Gero?!
SIGN The Fourth Reality Pen Salvage Mission
[06:40] ---
W-Wait a second, Lady Mois! Listen to me!
[06:43] ---
Or, like, starring actor?
[06:46] ---
Gero!
[06:51] ---
No!
[06:55] ---
This is the inside of
Sergeant Major Kululu's head.
[06:58] ---
The floating balloon-like things
[07:00] ---
are Sergeant Major Kululu's
various memories.
[07:03] ---
I have no idea how to find
the memory of the day
[07:07] ---
Kululu first met Master Saburo.
[07:09] ---
Gero?!
[07:11] ---
That voice!
[07:15] ---
What's wrong, Private Tamama?!
[07:18] ---
The horror...
[07:20] ---
K-Kululu-senpai's memories are too horrible!
SIGN Meanwhile...
[07:24] ---
Meanwhile...
SIGN ...Corporal Giroro is...
[07:29] ---
What is this?
[07:31] ---
Hinata Aki is the most dynamite
woman of all Pekoponians.
[07:34] ---
I have to collect data on her
[07:37] ---
to prepare for her eventual
defiance of the invasion.
[07:41] ---
He really is a stalker...
[07:46] ---
Hinata Natsumi, the strongest
creature on Pekopon...
[07:50] ---
I should probably collect data on her, too.
SIGN Recording
SIGN Knee Strength
SIGN Charm
SIGN Leg Power
SIGN Knee Strength
Kicking Strength
SIGN Leg Power
Running Strength
[07:54] ---
Moron! Why did you stop the camera there?!
[07:59] ---
There!
[08:01] ---
Are you okay, Corporal Giroro?
[08:03] ---
What kind of memory did you see?
[08:05] ---
Well...
[08:06] ---
W-What kind...?
[08:09] ---
Well, it was a very horrible memory...
[08:11] ---
As expected.
[08:13] ---
We can't go on with this mission.
[08:15] ---
Let's get back right away!
[08:16] ---
Tama!
[08:17] ---
Y-You're giving up on the Reality Pen?!
[08:19] ---
Gero?
[08:20] ---
Well...
[08:21] ---
That Reality Pen would be a boon
[08:23] ---
for the invasion of Pekopon.
SIGN This isn't the memory you're looking for.
[08:25] ---
There!
[08:26] ---
That may be the memory we're looking for!
[08:30] ---
Forget it!
SIGN Danger Do Not Enter
[08:31] ---
That sign says "Danger, do not enter,"
so let's go home.
[08:33] ---
That's it!
[08:35] ---
Kululu-senpai is twisted,
so his memories must be twisted, too!
[08:39] ---
I see!
[08:40] ---
If it really were dangerous,
there wouldn't be a warning on it!
[08:44] ---
All right! Let's go, Keroro!
[08:45] ---
Well, I've got something else
that needs attending to, so...
[08:49] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[08:51] ---
Let's hurry!
[08:53] ---
No! Let go of me!
[08:57] ---
No, no, no!
[08:59] ---
Here? Natsumi's school?
[09:02] ---
It's not horrible at all.
[09:05] ---
It seems your hunch was right, Tamama.
[09:08] ---
I guess it takes a warped person
to catch a warped person.
[09:11] ---
They think the same way.
[09:13] ---
Did you say something?
[09:15] ---
Look! Over there!
[09:18] ---
Oh! Let's not waste any time
[09:20] ---
and just take the other Reality Pen!
[09:22] ---
That's impossible.
[09:24] ---
Gero?
[09:25] ---
Have you forgotten?
We're inside Kululu's memory.
[09:28] ---
We can't take home a pen from his memory.
[09:31] ---
Oh, I forgot that...
[09:36] ---
Healthy, young Pekoponians wherever I look.
[09:40] ---
I'll recondition them into biological weapons
[09:43] ---
and invade Pekopon in one stroke!
SIGN Kukukukuku...
[09:52] ---
Acting like a competent invader...
[09:55] ---
He is doing a better job than Mr. Sergeant.
[09:58] ---
Oh?
[10:00] ---
Let's see...
[10:02] ---
Should I start with him?
[10:04] ---
Or her?
[10:06] ---
But if there was a ruckus now...
[10:11] ---
There's the perfect subject.
[10:13] ---
His reward for cutting class
[10:15] ---
will be the honor of becoming the first
re-engineered Pekoponian.
[10:22] ---
Don't tell me he's seen through
my anti-barrier?
[10:25] ---
No, that's not possible.
[10:31] ---
Ridiculous. But he's looking my way...
[10:37] ---
Oh, that. Look at me.
[10:40] ---
Jumping to conclusions!
[10:47] ---
What?!
[10:50] ---
Of all the... Darn it!
[10:56] ---
It can't be! Not once, but twice?!
[11:01] ---
Does this mean he can see me?
[11:02] ---
That's impossible!
[11:05] ---
There it is! The Reality Pen!
[11:07] ---
There!
[11:27] ---
What?!
[11:35] ---
Huh. This is an interesting toy.
[11:40] ---
You...
[11:46] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu and Saburo...
[11:48] ---
This was their fateful first meeting.
[11:51] ---
Huh. Really?
[12:03] ---
What?!
[12:11] ---
Huh. This is an interesting toy.
[12:23] ---
It seems you really can see me, then,
Pekoponian.
[12:27] ---
Pekoponian? What's that?
[12:30] ---
This is definitely the day
Kululu and Master Saburo first met!
[12:33] ---
This is certainly the right memory!
[12:36] ---
Good work, Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[12:39] ---
But how could he see through the
anti-barrier from the start?
[12:43] ---
I guess Saburo-san was no
dimwitted middle school student.
[12:47] ---
Now, would you give me that pen back?
[12:50] ---
What do you intend to use it for?
[12:53] ---
To protect love, justice, and peace.
[12:57] ---
You're a sucky liar, alien.
[13:02] ---
Yikes! He's coming this way!
[13:05] ---
Catch me if you can!
[13:09] ---
Follow the leader!
[13:12] ---
This is the first Pekoponian I've seen
[13:14] ---
who's able to give me a run for my money!
[13:19] ---
W-We can't lose sight of them!
[13:25] ---
Over here, alien-kun!
[13:28] ---
I'm just getting warmed up.
[13:31] ---
There it is! The other Reality Pen!
[13:43] ---
I never thought anyone
could make me get serious.
SIGN Projected Course
[13:48] ---
Activity pattern analysis.
SIGN Confirmed
[13:49] ---
So this is his projected course.
[13:52] ---
Then I'll head him off at the pass.
Kululu! Heading out!
SIGN Occult Club
[14:02] ---
If only there were a poltergeist phenomenon...
[14:04] ---
An earthquake?
[14:09] ---
We lost sight of them.
[14:11] ---
Gero?
[14:12] ---
Huh? What's that?
[14:14] ---
For some reason, this feels familiar...
[14:17] ---
Fight!
[14:20] ---
Gero!
[14:21] ---
Is that me?!
[14:23] ---
What?!
[14:24] ---
That's right.
[14:25] ---
Then Kululu and Master Saburo
first met on that day?!
[14:29] ---
That day?
[14:30] ---
Actually, I'd been infiltrating
this school for a long time.
[14:35] ---
I knew it wouldn't be good
if someone noticed me,
[14:38] ---
so I turned into a ball
and somehow got beaten up...
[14:41] ---
Something's strange...
[14:45] ---
Gero!
[14:47] ---
No!
[14:49] ---
Gero!
[14:51] ---
Gero!
[14:52] ---
This is right after the sergeant
and his platoon arrived on Earth.
[14:56] ---
For more details, see episode two!
[15:00] ---
I... I suddenly came across Lady Natsumi...
[15:02] ---
School is a terrifying place!
[15:05] ---
Master Fuyuki! Where are you?!
[15:06] ---
Huh?
[15:07] ---
But I don't think it ended there...
[15:08] ---
I want to go home!
[15:11] ---
Gero?
[15:12] ---
Look out!
[15:12] ---
Knock it off!
[15:14] ---
Gero?!
[15:16] ---
For now...
[15:17] ---
Gero!
[15:20] ---
I had no idea until just now
[15:23] ---
that Kululu was the one who sent me flying.
[15:25] ---
So you were that ball?
[15:27] ---
Gero?
[15:29] ---
I'd been investigating this school, too,
from time to time.
[15:38] ---
That ball put me in danger.
[15:42] ---
I guess it's too dangerous
to act during the day...
[15:45] ---
Then why didn't I notice?!
[15:48] ---
Even though I put my life on
the line to find you guys!
[15:56] ---
After you kiss the ground, it'll all be over.
[16:06] ---
I like this pen!
[16:10] ---
That'll do. In fact, I couldn't
ask for anything more!
[16:16] ---
What's with those explosion?
[16:18] ---
What's going on?
[16:19] ---
I don't have any more time to play.
[16:24] ---
There!
[16:30] ---
It's over!
[16:33] ---
Even a handkerchief should work, right?
[16:43] ---
I'm not done yet!
[16:51] ---
I'm glad I had these pocket tissues on me!
[17:02] ---
Wow!
[17:04] ---
Is that really Kululu?
[17:07] ---
Awesome!
[17:08] ---
If I can get a Reality Pen,
invading Pekopon will be child's play!
[17:14] ---
You!
[17:19] ---
Call it a draw, I guess...
[17:24] ---
Yeah.
[17:28] ---
You're naive!
[17:32] ---
That's underhanded!
[17:37] ---
It looks like the game is over.
[17:40] ---
I don't think you played quite fairly.
[17:42] ---
Nah, you're just soft.
[17:49] ---
Alien insectivorous plant, Audrey 7!
[17:53] ---
She's looking forward to an early dinner!
[17:55] ---
You look delicious, Pekoponian!
[17:59] ---
Chow time!
[18:03] ---
Hey, Audrey.
[18:06] ---
He'll taste better with this.
[18:08] ---
Oh, thank you.
[18:16] ---
He had the pen then!
[18:18] ---
Where's the pen going?
[18:19] ---
Hey! You're focused on that?
[18:21] ---
Well now, which one shall I start with?
[18:25] ---
You would eat your master?
[18:27] ---
As an hors d'oeuvre!
[18:33] ---
Gero!
[18:34] ---
What's with this smell?!
[18:36] ---
I... I can't take it!
[18:38] ---
Does it smell that badly?
[18:41] ---
Huh?
[18:42] ---
If this is the day
Mr. Sergeant and I were reunited,
[18:46] ---
then it's also the day Momocchi saved me,
[18:48] ---
and I farted in front of Fukki.
[18:52] ---
This nostalgic smell is my fart!
SIGN Touching Reunion
[18:56] ---
It reeks!
[19:01] ---
You're not getting away, hors d'oeuvre!
[19:05] ---
Chow time!
[19:12] ---
Your bug spray doesn't work
on an alien insectivore!
[19:16] ---
That's what I was hoping for!
SIGN Flamethrower
[19:22] ---
No! Hot! Too hot!
[19:24] ---
Don't try this at home, kids!
[19:27] ---
It's hot, baby!
[19:33] ---
My prized body is going to go splat...
[19:41] ---
Are you all right?
[19:44] ---
You're a fool for saving an invader.
[19:49] ---
You're a funny guy.
[19:51] ---
Why don't we become friends?
[19:53] ---
My name isn't "you."
[19:57] ---
I'm Kululu the Keronian.
[20:00] ---
Kululu...
[20:01] ---
I don't want to owe you any favors.
[20:05] ---
You can keep that pen.
[20:11] ---
Now I just have to wipe
their memories of this.
[20:19] ---
What is this?!
[20:20] ---
I'm scared!
[20:25] ---
Huh? What are we doing here again?
[20:28] ---
This actually happened?
[20:30] ---
Huh? Where is Mr. Sergeant?
[20:32] ---
I'm sure it fell in this area.
[20:36] ---
There I am with Master Fuyuki.
[20:39] ---
Oh, that's right! Lady Momoka
lost her temper with Tamama.
[20:42] ---
And after this, I saved Lady Momoka
[20:45] ---
when Tamama was about to go ballistic.
[20:49] ---
There! The other Reality Pen!
[20:52] ---
I did it!
[20:55] ---
Gero...
[20:56] ---
I'll just hide it,
so I can come back to pick it up!
[20:59] ---
Ah! I have a bad feeling about this...
[21:01] ---
You're annoying me, fly!
[21:06] ---
Gero!
[21:08] ---
The Reality Pen!
[21:13] ---
Please, no...
[21:15] ---
I think you've seen enough of my memories.
[21:20] ---
Unless you want me to show you
even more amusing memories?
[21:23] ---
Gero!
[21:25] ---
That was cruel of you, Keroro-kun.
[21:27] ---
So cruel...
[21:27] ---
I never want to go through that again.
[21:28] ---
Sorry about that!
[21:30] ---
To think that I had a hand
[21:33] ---
in the destruction of the Reality Pen...
[21:35] ---
Wait a second.
[21:37] ---
If you think about it,
Master Saburo's Reality Pen
[21:40] ---
can be used to create another Reality Pen!
[21:44] ---
So I think the commander will pay you
a visit to ask you for that.
[21:48] ---
But he wants to use it
for an invasion, right?
[21:51] ---
Then what do you use yours for?
[21:55] ---
Of course, that's
[21:57] ---
to protect love, justice, and peace.
[22:02] ---
You suck at lying, Pekoponian.
[22:08] ---
Do you remember the first time
you met a precious friend?
[22:12] ---
Want to try chanting together?
[22:20] [SONG] ---
Yuuki o dasanakucha
[22:20] [SONG] ---
You've gotta show courage,
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Or your wishes won't come true.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Negai wa kanawanai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Even if you gaze from far away,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Tooku kara nagamete'tatte
[22:41] [SONG] ---
It'll be like a flower on a high peak.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Sorya takane no hana sa
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Stretch out your hand yourself,
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Jibun de te o nobashite
[22:47] [SONG] ---
And grab hold of your dreams.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Yume o tsukamitore yo
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Instead of worrying about
the looks of others,
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Hito no me nanka ki ni suru yori
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Do what you want to do.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Yaritai koto o yaru n da
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Now dash out there,
and climb that mountain to the very top.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
Saa dasshu shite yama
o nobore teppen made
[23:03] [SONG] ---
Don't dillydally.
[23:03] [SONG] ---
Mota mota mota suru na yo
[23:06] [SONG] ---
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
[23:06] [SONG] ---
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
[23:12] [SONG] ---
Accept the pleasant wind into your heart.
[23:12] [SONG] ---
Kimochi ii kaze kokoro ni ukete
[23:18] [SONG] ---
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
[23:18] [SONG] ---
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
[23:24] [SONG] ---
What's important is to put
all your sweat into it.
[23:24] [SONG] ---
Taisetsu na koto wa zenryoku no ase sa
[23:30] [SONG] ---
Beads of sweat are the petals of victory!
[23:30] [SONG] ---
Ase wa shouri no hanabira
[23:52] ---
This is Sergeant Keroro!
[23:53] ---
Frogs and Keronians really are similar.
SIGN Fooo
[23:55] ---
The cute tree frog especially fits my image.
[23:58] ---
The ugly toad is a ringer for Giroro.
[24:01] ---
But more importantly, why is a snail cute,
[24:04] ---
but a slug disgusting?
SIGN Occultian
[24:06] ---
"Keroro: Fight, Our Wettle King, Sir!"
[24:11] ---
"Natsumi: Return of the Wettle King, Sir!"
[24:14] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[24:16] ---
Ge-Gero!
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