E301 - Tamama, Exiled from the Nishizawa House, Sir? / Momoka: A Chocolate Cake of Love And Sadness, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    When I leave home with
    an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
    "Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
    Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Ah, dinner is much cheaper
    if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    I run to answer the phone,
    and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
    Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Today marks "the first year
    of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    "'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
    'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Ah, five minutes from the
    station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
    February 13th.
[01:32] ---
    A great mission is being
    carried out in this place.
SIGN    Nishizawa Mansion
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    Setting complete. It's stable.
[01:43] ---
    Elements input port open.
[01:46] ---
    Input port open.
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    Launch.
[01:57] ---
    Ready burners for ignition!
[01:59] ---
    Open hatch!
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    Temperature: 85 degrees C.
[02:04] ---
    Humidity: 97 percent.
[02:06] ---
    Maintaining melting rate at 1.5%/sec.!
[02:10] ---
    Now!
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    Insert into the cooling vat!
[02:17] ---
    Surface temperature dropping!
[02:19] ---
    50!
[02:20] ---
    40!
[02:20] ---
    30!
[02:22] ---
    Lift up main unit!
[02:25] ---
    Expel water!
[02:33] ---
    It's perfect...
[02:34] ---
    All the skills we possess,
[02:36] ---
    concentrated into this
    heart-shaped masterpiece!
[02:39] ---
    It's the lethal weapon for the holy war
    milady Momoka will be undertaking!
[02:43] ---
    Yeah!
[02:45] ---
    Yes! This is the day before
    St. Valentine's Day!
[02:49] ---
    Get it straight to the preservation room!
[02:51] ---
    Keep both the temperature and the
    humidity at the perfect state!
[02:54] ---
    Roger!
[02:56] ---
    Tama?
[03:00] ---
    That's...
[03:02] ---
    Tama!
[03:07] ---
    Tamama, Exiled from the
    Nishizawa House, Sir?
[03:12] ---
    Thank you all for doing this for my sake!
[03:16] ---
    I'll do my best tomorrow!
[03:18] ---
    Good luck!
[03:21] ---
    The best chocolate in history
[03:23] ---
    and the situation to hand it to him
    are all prepared!
[03:25] ---
    So far, so good for a great victory
    on Valentine's Day!
[03:29] ---
    Milady!
[03:30] ---
    What's wrong?
SIGN    Momoka-sama Chocolate Preservation Room
[03:37] ---
    It is yummy!
[03:39] ---
    So good...
[03:41] ---
    I have never had chocolate so yummy...
[03:44] ---
    I can't stop...
    mm, this is so bumbun brown...
[03:50] ---
    The security should have been perfect...
[03:53] ---
    Exploded by Tamama Impact!
[04:00] ---
    Tama-pest!!
[04:02] ---
    
[04:03] ---
    M-Momocchi?!
[04:05] ---
    Tama-pest, you son of a...!
[04:08] ---
    You snuck in and ate my Valentine's
    chocolate for Fuyuki-kun, didn't you?!
[04:12] ---
    Tama?!
[04:13] ---
    That was to give to Fukki?!
[04:16] ---
    I am so sorry!
[04:18] ---
    Paul!
[04:19] ---
    Yes, milady!
[04:20] ---
    Master Tamama,
[04:21] ---
    everyone involved in this chocolate's
    development is demanding compensation from you.
[04:25] ---
    Incidentally, the total expenditure for
    this chocolate's development was...
[04:30] ---
    ...1.8 billion.
[04:32] ---
    O-O-O-O-O-O-One point eight billion?!
[04:35] ---
    Umm, that flavorful and
    yet so light chocolate,
[04:37] ---
    that chocolate with such rich sweetness
    hiding within it that refined aroma
[04:41] ---
    is o-o-o-o-one point eight billion?!
[04:43] ---
    Unfortunately, in order to placate the staff,
[04:46] ---
    we have no choice but to strip you of your
    position within the Nishizawa family.
[04:51] ---
    You take care of the rest.
[04:53] ---
    Yes.
[04:55] ---
    Momocchi!
[05:00] ---
    At the leniency of milady Momoka,
[05:02] ---
    we will leave a "regular freeloader"
    position open for you,
[05:05] ---
    but we will no longer provide you the kind of
    treatment you have received in the past.
[05:09] ---
    Oh, no!
[05:12] ---
    Things have turned bad...
[05:15] ---
    Yes. Please take care of it ASAP.
[05:18] ---
    My future looks all black...
[05:21] ---
    Yes. We are at an impasse, as well.
[05:24] ---
    What should I do...?
[05:24] ---
    Yes. Yes. Make it in time
    for tomorrow's deal.
[05:27] ---
    Yes. No mistakes...
[05:29] ---
    I know!
[05:30] ---
    I will ask Momocchi's daddy!
[05:32] ---
    With a word from the top,
    it should work out somehow!
[05:35] ---
    Momocchi's daddy!
[05:38] ---
    Tama!
[05:39] ---
    What in the world am I gonna do now?!
[05:47] ---
    Hey.
[05:48] ---
    Ah, Joriri.
[05:49] ---
    What's wrong, Senpai?
[05:51] ---
    Yes. Joriri joined the
    Keroro Platoon at one point,
[05:54] ---
    and became Tamama's kouhai.
[05:57] ---
    Why are you here?
[06:00] ---
    Had some free time, so I thought I'd
    get my senpai to treat me to a meal.
[06:04] ---
    What are you talking about?!
[06:05] ---
    I have never heard something so cheeky!
[06:08] ---
    I think I will go talk to
    Mr. Sergeant about this.
[06:11] ---
    Senpai! Do you know the phrase
    "When in a hurry, take the long way around"?
[06:15] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[06:18] ---
    Eat fast at conveyor belt sushi.
[06:20] ---
    Eat slowly at normal sushi places.
[06:22] ---
    Wrong.
[06:24] ---
    I see!
[06:25] ---
    If I get along with Fukki,
[06:26] ---
    Momocchi will definitely
    welcome me back again!
[06:30] ---
    I will attack Fukki right away!
[06:32] ---
    Careful out there!
[06:35] ---
    I am sure that treating Master Tamama
    in this manner must be difficult for you,
[06:40] ---
    but I believe it was appropriate in consideration
    for those working on the Valentine Project.
[06:45] ---
    In any case... for now, we need
    to think of new measures urgently.
[06:49] ---
    Yes...
[06:51] ---
    However... such a big change to the plan
    on the day before Valentine's Day...
[06:57] ---
    I don't think there's any way to correct it.
[06:59] ---
    Hey.
[07:01] ---
    Who might you be?
[07:03] ---
    I believe he is one of
    Master Tamama's acquaintances.
[07:06] ---
    Do you know the phrase
    "to have your back against the water"?
[07:08] ---
    Sorry?
[07:09] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[07:11] ---
    Watch out, 'cause you can't see in front
    of you when you do the backstroke.
[07:14] ---
    Sorry?
[07:15] ---
    If you ask me, set a new record.
[07:17] ---
    If you can't do that, get in a lazy river
    and let the water carry you.
[07:21] ---
    Let the water carry you...
[07:23] ---
    What are you talking about?
[07:25] ---
    Do you know the phrase
    "rice cake dumpling from the shelf"?
[07:28] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[07:30] ---
    If you put a cake on the shelf,
    it'll go moldy.
[07:32] ---
    What?
[07:33] ---
    Does that mean there's no need for it
    to be chocolate, as long as it's edible?
[07:37] ---
    Yes, now that the chocolate's no good,
[07:40] ---
    I need to turn my way of thinking around
    and come up with something different.
[07:44] ---
    Paul!
[07:44] ---
    Milady.
[07:45] ---
    I will prepare immediately.
[07:48] ---
    What a blind spot.
[07:49] ---
    This man is so inventive!
[07:53] ---
    No... I don't think he's
    thinking anything at all.
[07:57] ---
    Fukki, are you here?
[07:59] ---
    Hmm... yeah, this is it.
[08:00] ---
    Hey, Fukki!
[08:02] ---
    I brought things I think you will like today!
[08:06] ---
    Oh?
[08:07] ---
    First!
SIGN    Evening Snacks
    Tsuchinoko Gummy
[08:08] ---
    Evening snack, tsuchinoko gummies!
[08:11] ---
    The slimy feel gives that tsuchinoko reality!
[08:14] ---
    Tastes ordinary.
[08:16] ---
    Wow.
[08:17] ---
    Really?
[08:19] ---
    Huh? What are you looking at?
SIGN    Alien Autopsy Video I saw it! Aliens Thoroughly Analyzed! 1947
[08:22] ---
    Alien autopsy videos?!
[08:25] ---
    So I can't get ya with this
    level of occult, huh?
[08:27] ---
    In that case!
[08:29] ---
    Next is Lake Kussharo's Kussie candy!
[08:32] ---
    Lake Mashuu's Massie cookies!
[08:34] ---
    Lake Biwa's Bitchie manjuu!!
[08:36] ---
    Yeah. I'll have them later...
[08:38] ---
    What'd you say to me?!
[08:41] ---
    Go on, go on?
[08:42] ---
    What do we do after that, Joriri-san?
[08:46] ---
    If you ask me,
[08:48] ---
    Momoka.
[08:49] ---
    Father!
[08:51] ---
    What are you doing in a place like this?
[08:53] ---
    And what is this creature?
[08:56] ---
    Ah, this is...
[08:57] ---
    Do you know the phrase
    "a bolt from the blue"?
[09:00] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[09:03] ---
    Even if the weather's nice, you mustn't leave
    your laundry out to dry when you leave the house.
[09:09] ---
    Wh—?! Th-This man...
[09:12] ---
    What is he?!
[09:18] ---
    In the end, my plan to cosy up to
    Fukki was a big failure.
[09:21] ---
    I will be just a freeloader, starting today.
[09:24] ---
    But it was my fault, so what can I do?
[09:31] ---
    I see!
[09:33] ---
    There might be a solution if we don't focus
    on chocolate just because it's Valentine's!
[09:37] ---
    Right?
[09:38] ---
    Yes!
[09:38] ---
    You see?!
[09:39] ---
    Sensei. We await your next words.
[09:43] ---
    Do you know the phrase
    "even if it's rotten, it's still sea bream"?
[09:46] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
SIGN    Big Catch
[09:48] ---
    Sea bream and natto
[09:49] ---
    go well with soy sauce and sesame.
SIGN    ° Nothing more than Joriri's personal opinion
[09:52] ---
    I see!
[09:54] ---
    We should try out new combination ideas!
[09:57] ---
    Re-embrace our roots with
    the challenger spirit!
[09:59] ---
    Sensei, you are a marvel!
[10:01] ---
    Wonderful!
[10:03] ---
    If you ask me, it's an iron plate
    for green onions and eggs.
[10:06] ---
    It mellows out the smell.
[10:08] ---
    Yes!
[10:09] ---
    When you try out new things, that sometimes
    leads to new, creative ideas, doesn't it?
[10:14] ---
    Paul!
[10:15] ---
    Yes, milady.
[10:16] ---
    Prepare our new plan, quickly!
[10:18] ---
    Certainly.
[10:20] ---
    I see!
[10:21] ---
    So the stocks bounced back,
    just as Sensei predicted!
[10:24] ---
    Right.
[10:25] ---
    We'll consult his advice
    on the next development,
[10:26] ---
    and go straight on the offensive!
[10:28] ---
    Yeah!
[10:30] ---
    What... is this?
[10:32] ---
    So, uh, I'll be going now.
[10:33] ---
    What?!
[10:34] ---
    You must be joking!
[10:36] ---
    Now's a very bad time!
[10:38] ---
    We were just thinking about hearing
    more of what you have to say!
[10:41] ---
    No, I'm going.
[10:43] ---
    Oh, no!
[10:44] ---
    What are you doing, Joriri?!
[10:47] ---
    You must not cause everyone
    trouble while I am not there!
[10:51] ---
    Sorry, Senpai.
[10:53] ---
    Tama-chan is...
[10:54] ---
    ...Sensei's senpai?!
SIGN    Nishizawa Family Rank Diagram
[10:56] ---
    At this moment, Tamama's position within
    the Nishizawa family suddenly escalated!
SIGN    Senpai
[11:01] ---
    You're amazing, Tama-chan!
[11:03] ---
    Paul!
[11:04] ---
    Prepare the best treatment
    for these two immediately.
[11:07] ---
    Certainly.
[11:09] ---
    These two are indispensable to the
    future of the Nishizawa family.
[11:17] ---
    Do you know the phrase
    "a pigeon hit by a bean shooter"?
[11:20] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[11:22] ---
    Pideon and bean ragout
    is pretty good in Brazil.
[11:28] ---
    Though he lost his position for a time,
[11:30] ---
    thanks to Joriri's inexplicable power,
[11:32] ---
    Tamama managed to escape his crisis.
[11:35] ---
    Oh, well.
[11:45] ---
    Now, then.
    Valentine's Day has finally arrived.
SIGN    February 14th
[11:48] ---
    Milady.
[11:52] ---
    Calm down, Momoka...
[11:54] ---
    Deep breaths, deep breaths...
[11:56] ---
    Just do it as you practiced,
[11:58] ---
    and you will be able to
    hand it to Fukki naturally!
[12:02] ---
    We changed plans from regular
    chocolates to a chocolate cake.
[12:05] ---
    It was thanks to Joriri's advice that
    we were able to keep it natural.
[12:10] ---
    Not sure if you could call it advice...
[12:12] ---
    I'll hand this Valentine's cake stuffed
    full of love directly to Fuyuki-kun!
[12:18] ---
    Fuyuki-kun! Accept my feelings!
[12:21] ---
    Wow! Thanks, Nishizawa-san!
[12:25] ---
    That's what I want him to say!
[12:30] ---
    Momoka: A Chocolate Cake of
    Love And Sadness, Sir!
[12:35] [SONG] ---
    Getting to work, skya-skya!
[12:37] ---
    Hey, Sarge?
[12:38] ---
    What is it, sir?
[12:39] ---
    Right now for Occult Club,
[12:41] ---
    I'm doing research on the theme
    of "alien medical science."
[12:45] ---
    Could you teach me all about it?
[12:48] ---
    I would love to help, sir,
[12:52] ---
    but unfortunately, that is out of
    my area of expertise, sir.
[12:56] ---
    Oh, yes, yes, why don't you ask
    Pururu-chan about that kind of thing?
SIGN    Can't be bothered
[13:00] ---
    He simply can't be bothered.
[13:04] ---
    Coming!
[13:06] ---
    Oh, Momoka-chan!
[13:08] ---
    U-Um! Uh...
[13:10] ---
    Um, I, err...
[13:12] ---
    Fu... Fuyu... Fufuyu...
[13:14] ---
    Calm down, calm down.
[13:16] ---
    Fuyuki, right?
[13:18] ---
    He should be in the
    stupid frogs' base right now.
[13:21] ---
    Come in.
[13:21] ---
    O-Okay...
[13:24] ---
    Fuyuki?
[13:25] ---
    Yes.
[13:26] ---
    I heard he was here.
[13:27] ---
    I believe he went to the medical office.
[13:30] ---
    Momocchi, try there.
[13:33] ---
    Uh, by the way...
SIGN    Restless
[13:35] ---
    Incidentally... did Natsumi happen to say
    she had business with anyone today?
[13:40] ---
    No, not at all.
[13:41] ---
    I... I see...
[13:43] ---
    Oh? Corporal Giroro?
[13:45] ---
    What are you acting so restless for?
[13:46] ---
    More to the point...
[13:47] ---
    I see! This invasion data is new!
[13:51] ---
    Yes! Like boneless beef
    short ribs on the grill!
[13:54] ---
    Why are you here, Warrant Officer Bariri?
[13:56] ---
    Guess.
SIGN    Iiiit's
    Pururu's Nurse's Office ♥
    Whatever it is, I'll cure it ♥
[13:59] ---
    Alien medical science?
[14:01] ---
    All right.
[14:02] ---
    I'll get some documents together for you.
[14:04] ---
    Leave it to me!
[14:05] ---
    Thanks!
[14:07] ---
    Okay, so, whenever you've got time!
[14:09] ---
    Ah, Fuyuki-kun, wait.
[14:11] ---
    Do you remember what day it is?
SIGN    Iiiit's Pururu's Nurse's Office ♥ Whatever it is, I'll cure it ♥
[14:15] ---
    Momocchi. The rest is up to you!
[14:18] ---
    Fukki is right there!
[14:20] ---
    Hand it to him.
[14:21] ---
    Hand it to him, Momoka!
[14:22] ---
    Prove you can do it!
[14:26] ---
    Umm, Fuyu—
[14:29] ---
    Thanks, Pururu-chan!
SIGN    Thanks, Pururu-chan
[14:44] ---
    Thanks, Pururu-chan!
[14:45] ---
    You're welcome!
[14:49] ---
    Huh? Nishizawa-san!
[14:53] ---
    I... I'm s-sorry...
[14:55] ---
    Sorry!
[14:55] ---
    Momocchi!
[14:59] ---
    Momocchi!
[15:01] ---
    Momoka-sama, whatever has happened?
[15:04] ---
    Are you okay?
[15:05] ---
    Please open the door!
[15:12] ---
    Thanks, Pururu-chan!
[15:17] ---
    Hey!
[15:17] ---
    What are you gettin' all depressed for?
[15:20] ---
    It's still not like Fuyuki-kun
    likes her or nothin' yet!
[15:23] ---
    Yes...
[15:24] ---
    But Fuyuki-kun looked so happy...
[15:27] ---
    Anyway! Just come straight out and ask him!
[15:29] ---
    What's the point of gettin'
    depressed before that?
[15:34] ---
    Here! These are for all of you!
[15:37] ---
    Oh! Well thank you very much!
[15:40] ---
    Here's one from me, Uncle!
[15:42] ---
    Or, like, sharing romance?
[15:44] ---
    Deeply grateful, ma'am!
[15:47] ---
    You have my humble thanks!
[15:48] ---
    I will accept it gratefully.
[15:50] ---
    Uhh, by the way,
[15:51] ---
    Natsumi wasn't searching
    for anyone, was she?
[15:55] ---
    Who knows? Not me, anyway.
[15:58] ---
    R-Right...
[16:00] ---
    However...
[16:01] ---
    Why is Warrant Officer Bariri here?
[16:04] ---
    Guess.
[16:05] ---
    I see!
[16:06] ---
    So operations like this were
    carried out in the past!
[16:12] ---
    How wonderful...
[16:14] ---
    Here you go.
[16:16] ---
    I'm going to say it
    so you don't get the wrong idea.
[16:19] ---
    These are obligation cho—
SIGN    2/14 Valentine's Day
[16:22] ---
    I have never been more grateful!
[16:25] ---
    This is truly like char-grilled
    prime ox tongue with salt!
[16:28] ---
    I've done it! I've done it!
[16:29] ---
    W-Wait, listen to me...
[16:32] ---
    You want one?
[16:33] ---
    Yeah.
[16:34] ---
    You think I'm the frickin'
    chocolate lady or something?
[16:37] ---
    If you ask me,
[16:38] ---
    when eating chocolate,
    put cotton up your nose.
[16:41] ---
    Then nosebleeds won't drip on it.
[16:44] ---
    What is wrong with these people?
[16:47] ---
    Must be difficult being
    thoughtful and popular, sir.
[16:50] ---
    Or, like, hogging favor?
[16:54] ---
    I pity the men who've had
    their hearts stolen by an old lady.
[16:57] ---
    What was that?
[16:59] ---
    Ah, s'nothin'.
SIGN    And the next day
[17:02] ---
    And the next day.
[17:07] ---
    Somehow, at some point today,
[17:08] ---
    I have to ask what Fuyuki-kun
    thinks of Pururu-san!
[17:12] ---
    However...
[17:16] ---
    Classes are over...
[17:18] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[17:20] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[17:21] ---
    You can come to the
    Occult Club today, right?
[17:23] ---
    Yes.
[17:24] ---
    You know, thanks to Pururu-chan,
    things have really moved along.
[17:30] ---
    I thought so...
[17:32] ---
    Things have moved along...
[17:34] ---
    He must be talking about their relationship
    after being given the chocolate.
[17:37] ---
    Cool your head!
[17:39] ---
    She's an alien, remember?
[17:40] ---
    There's no w—
[17:44] ---
    An alien... but...
[17:46] ---
    ...that's a frickin' home run
    for Fuyuki-kun!!
[17:50] ---
    Momoka. I'm sorry,
    but I'll be flying to Geneva.
[17:55] ---
    We've resolved our issues now,
    thanks to Joriri, you see.
[17:58] ---
    Well, I'll be on my way.
[18:00] ---
    Umm, Father!
[18:02] ---
    What's wrong?
[18:03] ---
    If there's something you can't get hold of...
[18:06] ---
    ...do you... have to give up on it?
[18:11] ---
    Momoka.
[18:12] ---
    Do you know the phrase
    "dog-eat-dog world"?
[18:15] ---
    Dog eat... dog?
[18:19] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[18:21] ---
    In this world, the weak become meat,
    and the strong survive by eating them.
[18:25] ---
    He has it exactly right.
[18:28] ---
    If you ask me,
[18:29] ---
    if you can't get hold of it,
    wrest it from someone else.
[18:32] ---
    That is my way.
[18:40] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[18:42] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[18:43] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[18:44] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[18:45] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[18:47] ---
    Please... Please come back to me!
SIGN    Emergency Alert
[18:56] ---
    Pattern blue!
[18:57] ---
    This signal, it's...
[19:00] ---
    Gero!
[19:00] ---
    Lady Momoka?!
[19:01] ---
    What is this?
[19:02] ---
    What's going on?!
[19:04] ---
    Somefink's a-comin'!
[19:14] ---
    W-W-W-W-Wait.
[19:14] ---
    Lady Momoka!
[19:15] ---
    C-C-Calm down, ma'am!
[19:17] ---
    Let us talk this over!
[19:18] ---
    Like now's the time for that.
[19:20] ---
    She is an intruder!
[19:21] ---
    I ain't screwin' around with small fry!
[19:31] ---
    Wh-What is this?
[19:36] ---
    What?!
[19:38] ---
    You're...
[19:39] ---
    Pururu-san...
[19:40] ---
    I'm here to settle our score!
[19:44] ---
    I don't suppose I'm going
    to get an explanation.
[19:46] ---
    In that case...
[20:21] ---
    What do you want from me?
[20:22] ---
    What did I do?
[20:24] ---
    You don't know?!
[20:25] ---
    Of course I don't!
[20:27] ---
    Explain yourself properly.
[20:30] ---
    I...
[20:31] ---
    I... came to take back the
    person whose heart you stole!
[20:36] ---
    Whose... heart I stole?
[20:39] ---
    I pity the men who've had their
    hearts stolen by an old lady.
[20:44] ---
    You can't mean...
[20:46] ---
    Huh? That's what you think?
[20:48] ---
    Umm...
[20:49] ---
    Actually... I'd like it if
    you could just... take him.
[20:57] ---
    Sorry, Momoka-chan.
[20:58] ---
    Please just... seriously,
    don't make me go into that.
[21:02] ---
    H-Huh? I...
[21:05] ---
    I...
[21:08] ---
    I WON!!
[21:13] ---
    U-Um... I'm sorry it's a day late!
[21:16] ---
    This...
[21:18] ---
    Wow! Thanks, Nishizawa-san!
[21:21] ---
    I'm so happy!
[21:22] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[21:24] ---
    It was a day late,
[21:26] ---
    but Momoka-chan gave her
    Valentine's cake to Fuyuki safely.
[21:29] ---
    All's well that ends well, I guess!
[21:33] ---
    I'm so glad!
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
    Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
    Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
    Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Right now, we are riding on
    a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
    Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    We're passing through a sea of stars,
    on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
    hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
    Movie directors! They are the one true God!
[23:11] ---
    The last dictator!
[23:12] ---
    The admiration of all!
[23:14] ---
    Sounds just like me!
[23:16] ---
    And they're weak to budgets...
[23:18] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:19] ---
    Ginza location hunting is go!
[23:21] ---
    "Keroro is the Director, Sir!"
[23:25] ---
    "Keroro & Fuyuki: Small Adventure
    in the Big City, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!