E327 - Keroro: Champion of Justice, Sir! / Keroro: Invasion in the Blink of an Eye, Sir!

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[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    First we start by taking a break.
     Can't-be-bothered planet!
[00:11] [SONG] ---
    Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    We've got curry again tonight!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    A good mother is healthy and absent.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Today's rice is al dente!
[00:25] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    What you say
    depends a lot on how you're feeling.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
    Kibun shidai de wari to
    iu koto ga chigatte'ru
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Let me do what I waaant!
[00:32] [SONG] ---
    Suki ni saseroo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    What's wrong with that?
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Nani ga waruii
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
    Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Do your best three days after the fact!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Mikkago ni honki dase
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
[00:48] [SONG] ---
    Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
    Can't be bothered.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    The lights are yellow.
     Don't overdo it!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    The color of not really trying...
    that's kinda nice!
[00:59] [SONG] ---
    Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    If it blows, you'll be late.
    If it rains, you'll get the day off.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
    Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
    ame ga futtara yasumi
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Sometimes you need to lie.
    Here, your laws don't apply!
[01:06] [SONG] ---
    Uso mo houben Chigai houken
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    How long is this going on for?!
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
[01:31] ---
    Have you ever had an experience
    where you didn't mean
[01:34] ---
    to do something,
    but somewhere along the line,
[01:37] ---
    it happened nevertheless?
[01:43] ---
    Is it strange, after all?
[01:45] ---
    You're definitely standing out.
[01:47] ---
    But all the other Pekoponian suits
[01:49] ---
    are being repaired or cleaned,
    so this was all that was left.
SIGN    Repairs
SIGN    Cleaning
[01:53] ---
    Then maybe you shouldn't have gone outside.
SIGN    Drug Store
[01:56] ---
    Shonen Alpha comes out today.
[01:59] ---
    No matter how much attention I'm getting,
[02:01] ---
    my resolve cannot be shaken!
[02:04] ---
    Thief!
[02:07] ---
    Gero!
[02:09] ---
    Ow...
[02:13] ---
    Give it up!
[02:14] ---
    All right...
[02:15] ---
    I appreciate your help in arresting him!
[02:19] ---
    That costume. Are you...?
[02:21] ---
    Gero?
[02:26] ---
    Keroro: Champion of Justice, Sir!
[02:32] ---
    Thank you.
[02:35] ---
    All I did was bump into a robber,
[02:37] ---
    and it turned into me capturing him.
[02:40] ---
    Oh, well, I guess a misunderstanding
    like that isn't bad...
[02:44] ---
    That's the one, right?
[02:45] ---
    He captured a robber by himself.
[02:48] ---
    But he's wearing a strange outfit.
[02:50] ---
    All superheroes do that.
[02:53] ---
    Then he's a real superhero?
[02:57] ---
    Hey!
[02:58] ---
    Gero?
[02:58] ---
    What's your superhero name?
[03:02] ---
    Oh, I don't really have...
[03:04] ---
    You must have a name, right?
[03:06] ---
    Don't put on airs! Just tell me...
[03:08] ---
    ...Mr. Superhero!
[03:11] ---
    I'm... a superhero?
SIGN    Tapping Osteopath Clinic
[03:17] ---
    That's right!
[03:18] ---
    I'm a superhero!
[03:19] ---
    Kerorinman!
SIGN    Kerorinman is here!
[03:21] ---
    He actually said it...
[03:24] ---
    Say, Natsumi, did you hear?
[03:26] ---
    There really is a superhero,
    like in manga or anime!
[03:30] ---
    Superhero?
[03:32] ---
    I hear he captured a vicious criminal
[03:35] ---
    in a flash yesterday in the shopping area!
[03:37] ---
    I guess he came out of nowhere
[03:39] ---
    and then disappeared again
    once his good deed was done!
[03:42] ---
    There's a lot of embroidery going on here.
[03:44] ---
    Huh...
[03:46] ---
    He's green, with bulging muscles everywhere!
[03:48] ---
    He's got a big star on his chest!
[03:50] ---
    And his name is...
[03:51] ---
    ...Kerorinman!
[03:52] ---
    The stupid frog...
[03:55] ---
    Whenever people need help,
    Kerorinman is there!
[03:59] ---
    Not strong enough?
[04:01] ---
    Prepare yourself!
[04:02] ---
    Do you know who I am?!
[04:05] ---
    Who are you introducing yourself to?
[04:08] ---
    It seems he's really into
    this superhero thing...
[04:12] ---
    What am I thinking?!
[04:15] ---
    I'm an invader!
[04:17] ---
    The idea of being a champion of justice
[04:19] ---
    or helpful to Pekoponians
     is just ridiculous!
[04:23] ---
    Well, you certainly were
    helpful the other day...
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo Bank
SIGN    Part-time Help Wanted
[04:29] ---
    I heard the rumors about Kerorinman, too.
SIGN    Mountain Bakery
[04:32] ---
    That stupid frog!
[04:34] ---
    But if he's helping people out as a champion
    of justice, there's nothing wrong with it, right?
[04:38] ---
    He's obviously got an ulterior motive!
SIGN    Part-time Help Wanted
[04:42] ---
    Bank robbers!
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo Bank
[04:48] ---
    Somebody stop them!
[04:54] ---
    Wha...?!
[04:58] ---
    Who are you?!
[05:00] ---
    As long as there is evil in this world,
[05:02] ---
    a green wind will blow!
[05:05] ---
    Kerorinman is here!
[05:07] ---
    Do not defy me!
SIGN    English Conversation School
SIGN    Smash!
SIGN    Pasta Restaurant
[05:16] ---
    Here. You guys can take it from here.
[05:22] ---
    Kerocchi!
SIGN    Vegetable Papaya
[05:26] ---
    Thank you, Kerorinman!
SIGN    Sweets
[05:28] ---
    It looks like Sarge is taking
    the superhero thing seriously.
SIGN    Toy Store
SIGN    Indian Food
[05:37] ---
    Here you go.
[05:39] ---
    Thank you!
[05:41] ---
    What is it?
[05:43] ---
    If you ever see a crime in progress,
[05:45] ---
    push this button to summon me!
[05:51] ---
    I'll come running right away!
[05:53] ---
    Give me one!
[05:54] ---
    Me, too!
[05:55] ---
    Okay. Don't push, don't push.
[05:55] ---
    I want one!
[06:02] ---
    Gero...
[06:03] ---
    There it is, right off the bat!
[06:05] ---
    Move out!
[06:11] ---
    And again?!
[06:16] ---
    Gero...
[06:17] ---
    I... I'll clean up later!
[06:24] ---
    Gero?
[06:25] ---
    Again!
[06:26] ---
    I'm so busy...
[06:30] ---
    Yeah, yeah!
[06:31] ---
    Man, I'm busy!
[06:34] ---
    Kerorinman is being summoned so much
[06:36] ---
    that he doesn't have time to do housework.
[06:40] ---
    Huh?
[06:41] ---
    Isn't it the stupid frog's turn today?
[06:43] ---
    Sarge is doing his best as Kerorinman,
[06:47] ---
    so I figured I'd pick up the slack.
[06:50] ---
    You're a softy, Fuyuki.
[06:52] ---
    But I'll clean the tub.
[06:56] ---
    Sis...
[06:57] ---
    And so, Natsumi-chan and Fuyuki-kun
    cooperated with the sergeant.
[07:02] ---
    Thank you, Kerorinman!
[07:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro,
    working in the name of justice.
[07:09] ---
    Of course, when it comes to the invasion...
[07:13] ---
    It's finally finished!
[07:16] ---
    When did you build this mech?!
[07:18] ---
    Don't play dumb.
[07:19] ---
    It was your idea.
[07:21] ---
    My idea?
[07:23] ---
    As you requested,
    I put in a lot of huge cannons.
[07:27] ---
    We can definitely invade Pekopon
[07:29] ---
    by going on a rampage with this.
[07:31] ---
    Yeah, it looks really promising.
[07:34] ---
    But...
[07:35] ---
    ...i-if this thing starts wreaking havoc...
[07:43] ---
    Kerorinman! Help!
[07:46] ---
    Th-This is really bad...
[07:49] ---
    Hey, Giroro-kun,
[07:50] ---
    can we put this plan off for a bit?
[07:53] ---
    Like for two or three years?
[07:55] ---
    Why would we have to wait?!
[07:57] ---
    We're carrying it out at once! Right now!
[07:59] ---
    Is that negotiable?
[08:02] ---
    Um...
[08:03] ---
    Let's go!
[08:04] ---
    Invader mecha, takeoff!
[08:07] ---
    Taking off!
[08:08] ---
    Wait!
[08:15] ---
    What's that?!
[08:16] ---
    Aliens!
[08:17] ---
    Invaders!
[08:19] ---
    Gerohcrap!
[08:21] ---
    They're all gonna call Kerorinman!
[08:24] ---
    And then...
[08:25] ---
    ...what should I do?!
[08:28] ---
    Gero! Ow!
[08:33] ---
    What's this?
[08:34] ---
    The attack button.
[08:36] ---
    As the commander of the Keroro Platoon,
    you should push it.
[08:38] ---
    Really?!
[08:41] ---
    I'm not really...
[08:43] ---
    What's wrong?
[08:44] ---
    Is there a problem?
[08:46] ---
    Listen...
[08:48] ---
    Don't you think starting the attack
    in Inner-Tokyo is kind of lame?
[08:52] ---
    Is there "lame" when it
    comes to invading Pekopon?!
[08:55] ---
    What's that?!
[08:55] ---
    The stupid frog!
    Champion of justice, my rear end!
[08:59] ---
    Let's at least start with
    the beach or something...
SIGN    The Sea
[09:01] ---
    What's the point?!
SIGN    The Mountains
[09:04] ---
    Or it might be cool to
    start with the mountains!
[09:07] ---
    It doesn't matter what we start with!
[09:09] ---
    Just push the attack button!
[09:10] ---
    Come to think of it, where's Dororo?
SIGN    Dororo
[09:13] ---
    What about Dororo?
[09:15] ---
    I think there was something
    I wanted to tell him
[09:17] ---
    before we started the invasion plan.
[09:19] ---
    You think?!
[09:21] ---
    What are you being so hesitant about?!
[09:24] ---
    See...
[09:25] ---
    I'm just not used to invading.
SIGN    What is an "invasion"?
[09:28] ---
    Yes, you could say you're not used to it...
[09:31] ---
    Just push the attack button already!
[09:34] ---
    Gero!
[09:37] ---
    Gero?!
[09:38] ---
    Yikes!
[09:39] ---
    What the heck is that?
[09:41] ---
    Oh, uh, this...
[09:44] ---
    I've got a headache...
[09:46] ---
    I can't invade like this!
[09:47] ---
    Hey! Don't run away!
[09:53] ---
    When everyone is looking for help,
[09:56] ---
    I have to show up!
[09:58] ---
    I-It's Kerorinman!
[10:00] ---
    Kerorinman has come!
[10:02] ---
    Sarge?
[10:03] ---
    What's he going to do?
SIGN    Station Merchants' Association
[10:08] ---
    It's Kerorinman!
[10:10] ---
    As long as evil exists in this world,
[10:11] ---
    a green wind will blow!
[10:14] ---
    Kerorinman is here!
[10:16] ---
    Kerorinman?
[10:17] ---
    Here I come, villains!
[10:20] ---
    Villains, he says?!
[10:21] ---
    Should we fire?
[10:22] ---
    Kerocchi!
[10:26] ---
    I can't do it!
[10:27] ---
    Go!
[10:29] ---
    Take it apart!
SIGN    Passing through...
[10:32] ---
    He escaped.
[10:35] ---
    There's no way I could
    beat a huge flying tank!
[10:38] ---
    Do your best!
[10:39] ---
    Gero?
[10:40] ---
    Do your best, Kerorinman!
[10:43] ---
    Don't give up, Kerorinman!
[10:45] ---
    They're right!
[10:47] ---
    Kerorinman is a champion of justice...
[10:49] ---
    I can't destroy kids' dreams!
SIGN    Impossible Impossible Impossible Impossible
[10:57] ---
    It's just impossible! Impossible!
    Impossible! Impossible!
[10:59] ---
    Do your best!
[11:00] ---
    Gero?
[11:01] ---
    Hang in there!
[11:02] ---
    Kerorinman!
[11:03] ---
    Don't run away!
[11:04] ---
    Take it down!
[11:13] ---
    I'm scared... I'm not gonna win...
[11:17] ---
    ...but Kerorinman has to fight!
[11:22] ---
    I'm the champion of justice, Kerorinman!
[11:27] ---
    Enough of this Kerorinman!
    You're just annoying!
[11:34] ---
    And it's said that the champion of justice,
    Kerorinman, never appeared again.
SIGN    Wind Chime Mt. Hua
[11:44] ---
    Have you ever thought to yourself,
    "It feels like we just got through New Year's,
[11:49] ---
    but half the year is already gone?"
[11:53] ---
    Fuyuki!
[11:54] ---
    Would you toss the salad?
[11:57] ---
    Okay.
[12:01] ---
    All right. Next...
[12:09] ---
    What are you doing in there?!
[12:12] ---
    What's wrong, Sis?
[12:18] ---
    Another helping, please!
[12:22] ---
    Keroro: Invasion in the Blink of an Eye, Sir!
[12:28] ---
    What the heck is going on here?!
[12:30] ---
    Well... it's complicated...
[12:33] ---
    Um... We were at our limit...
[12:36] ---
    I don't wanna hear any more!
[12:38] ---
    As your punishment...
[12:40] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[12:41] ---
    Honestly, there's an explanation!
[12:44] ---
    Yeah, this is really...
[12:46] ---
    An explanation?
[12:47] ---
    That's right!
[12:51] ---
    It all started one week ago...
SIGN    Friday Always rise after a fall
[13:00] ---
    Whoa, that's right...
SIGN    Friday Always rise after a fall
[13:03] ---
    Today's maxim is...
SIGN    Saturday Time flies like an arrow
[13:07] ---
    "Time flies like an arrow."
[13:09] ---
    What does that mean?
[13:11] ---
    It means that time passes
    in the blink of an eye.
[13:14] ---
    The point is that you should treasure time.
[13:18] ---
    I see.
[13:20] ---
    Treasure time that passes
    in the blink of an eye...
[13:23] ---
    Is that right?
SIGN    Today's Theme Time Flies Like an Arrow
[13:27] ---
    Time flies like an arrow!
SIGN    Today's Theme Time Flies Like an Arrow
[13:30] ---
    I got a major hint for the invasion
    of Pekopon from this proverb!
[13:34] ---
    In other words...
[13:36] ---
    The "Invade Pekopon in the
    Blink of an Eye" plan!
[13:40] ---
    Invade in the blink of an eye?
[13:42] ---
    What is that?
SIGN    Today's Theme
    Time Flies Like an Arrow
[13:44] ---
    According to my information,
[13:45] ---
    Pekopon's VIPs are about to gather in Japan
[13:49] ---
    to enter into an important treaty.
[13:52] ---
    Then we strike!
[13:53] ---
    In the moment that they're
    about to sign the treaty,
SIGN    Contract I give you Pekopon Signature VIP
[13:56] ---
    we'll switch the document!
SIGN    Contract I give you Pekopon Signature
[13:59] ---
    This is the document we'll switch it with!
[14:02] ---
    It's a contract that hands over Pekopon
    to the Keroro Platoon.
[14:07] ---
    There's no way they'd just sign that!
[14:10] ---
    In the first place, what's the connection
    between that and "time flies like an arrow?"
[14:14] ---
    Or, like, meaning unknown?
SIGN    Today's Theme
    Time Flies Like an Arrow
[14:17] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[14:18] ---
    Right-o!
[14:19] ---
    Ta-daaa!
SIGN    "Going down heaven's road ruling everything" Gun
[14:21] ---
    The "Going down heaven's road ruling everything" Gun.
[14:24] ---
    If you get hit by its ray,
[14:26] ---
    you Kerlock Up, in which one second
    is stretched to one week,
[14:29] ---
    time that you can use as you please.
[14:31] ---
    In other words, as one second passes
    for the Pekoponians,
[14:34] ---
    we've got one week
[14:36] ---
    to do whatever we like!
[14:40] ---
    One second is stretched
    to one week only for us?!
[14:44] ---
    So while the Pekoponians say,
SIGN    Ah!
[14:45] ---
    "Ah!"
[14:47] ---
    or whatever,
[14:48] ---
    we can eat one week's worth of snacks, right?
SIGN    Contract I give you Pekopon Signature VIP
[14:52] ---
    And the Pekopon transfer contract
    will be finished before you know it!
[14:56] ---
    The invasion will be complete!
[14:58] ---
    I see.
[14:59] ---
    If the Pekopon invasion can be achieved
    without harming anyone,
[15:03] ---
    then I shall cooperate.
[15:06] ---
    Yeah, right?
[15:07] ---
    So we should do the old you-know-what?
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
SIGN    Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN    Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu...
SIGN    Dorodorodorodoro...
[15:19] ---
    Lady Mois,
[15:20] ---
    if you would do the honors...
[15:22] ---
    Understood, Uncle.
[15:23] ---
    Or, like, always bullseye?
[15:29] ---
    Now!
[15:30] ---
    Gotcha, boss!
[15:39] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Wind Chime Mt. Hua
[15:52] ---
    Look at how stupid this woman looks frozen!
[15:55] ---
    I will fart right on her!
[15:56] ---
    She's still moving.
[15:58] ---
    We're Kerlocked Up,
[16:00] ---
    so it just looks like she's stopped moving.
[16:03] ---
    Now is my chance to clobber
    her slovenly frozen form...
[16:06] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[16:07] ---
    We're in the middle of a mission, sir.
[16:10] ---
    This isn't playtime!
[16:12] ---
    Right!
[16:13] ---
    Sorry!
[16:15] ---
    Tch! You're lucky...
[16:18] ---
    So from this moment,
[16:19] ---
    let's go forth to carry out the
    "Invade Pekopon in the Blink of an Eye" plan!
SIGN    Caution Railroad Crossing
SIGN    Udon Soba
SIGN    Contract I give you Pekopon Signature
[16:44] ---
    Sign this!
[16:48] ---
    Mission complete!
[16:50] ---
    In the next instant, he'll sign it
[16:52] ---
    and Pekopon will be ours!
[16:55] ---
    Yay!
[16:56] ---
    You did it, Keroro!
[16:57] ---
    Now let's casually head back
    to the Hinata house.
[17:00] ---
    Yeah!
[17:05] ---
    That was so easy, it was kind of a let-down.
[17:08] ---
    It didn't even take a day.
[17:10] ---
    Now we've got time on our hands.
[17:12] ---
    Perhaps we should think of it
    as getting one week of vacation.
[17:16] ---
    Yeah, that's a good idea.
[17:19] ---
    I'm gonna stuff myself silly with sweets
    the moment we get home!
[17:22] ---
    I'm gonna focus on putting together
    Gundam models, free of interruption...
[17:26] ---
    Whoa...
[17:27] ---
    What was that, Keroro?
[17:29] ---
    Hmm...
[17:30] ---
    I don't know.
[17:31] ---
    It felt like I collided with
    something extremely heavy...
[17:44] ---
    All right. Maybe I'll cook some
    curry for a good long time...
[17:47] ---
    Click!
SIGN    Beep
SIGN    Kululu
[17:51] ---
    Why won't it open?
[17:56] ---
    Now's my chance to write a
    bunch of graffiti on her face!
SIGN    Magic Cheat Doesn't work when you really need it
[18:01] ---
    Huh?
[18:03] ---
    That's strange...
[18:07] ---
    What is this?!
[18:11] ---
    Okay, maybe I'll treat my weapons
    to some quality maintenance...
[18:15] ---
    Ow!
[18:18] ---
    What the...?!
[18:23] ---
    It's stiff!
[18:24] ---
    Why?
[18:25] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[18:26] ---
    It is strange!
[18:28] ---
    I tried to pick up a marker,
    but it was stuck to the table.
[18:31] ---
    So mean, Keroro-kun!
[18:33] ---
    I wanted to water the garden,
     but the watering can is stuck to the ground!
[18:38] ---
    You are pulling a prank on me!
[18:40] ---
    It isn't me!
[18:42] ---
    It's no prank.
[18:43] ---
    Gero!
[18:44] ---
    It seems like they're stuck,
[18:46] ---
    but actually,
[18:48] ---
    it's "the weight of a second."
SIGN    One Second
[18:50] ---
    The weight of a second?
[18:52] ---
    Gero!
[18:53] ---
    Getting hit by the
    "Going down heaven's road ruling everything" ray
[18:57] ---
    Kerlocked us up,
[18:59] ---
    which freed us from real time,
[19:02] ---
    but everything else is still in real time.
[19:06] ---
    Um, could you dumb it down?
SIGN    One Second
[19:10] ---
    Oh, jeez. Here, bite down.
SIGN    One Second
[19:13] ---
    Gero?
[19:13] ---
    You want me to bite this?
[19:18] ---
    Now leave it there.
[19:20] ---
    We took one second and
    increased it to a week.
[19:24] ---
    In other words,
[19:25] ---
    we stretched the second out 604,800 times.
[19:30] ---
    To move something that
    hasn't been Kerlocked Up
[19:33] ---
    requires an amount of energy
    equal to what we stretched out.
[19:38] ---
    Gero!
[19:41] ---
    That's... incredible energy.
[19:42] ---
    Then the things we can actually use...
[19:46] ---
    ...were hit by the ray, so ourselves,
[19:48] ---
    the flying boards,
SIGN    One Second
[19:50] ---
    and that rubber only.
[19:52] ---
    What about water and food?
[19:54] ---
    Of course, there's no way.
[19:55] ---
    It cannot be! We will shrivel up!
[19:58] ---
    Gero!
[19:58] ---
    Then it's just as if we're locked away?!
[20:03] ---
    This one second is our prison.
[20:06] ---
    Well, until our Kerlock Up is over,
    there's nothing we can do.
[20:10] ---
    How much time do we have left?
[20:12] ---
    Six days and a bit.
SIGN    One Week Later
[20:17] ---
    And so, one week later...
[20:25] ---
    Hey, everyone...
[20:27] ---
    The Kerlock Up will be over in 30 seconds...
[20:33] ---
    Really?
[20:36] ---
    Th-This has been...
[20:38] ---
    ...the most grueling survival
    training I've ever been through...
[20:43] ---
    S-Since it has come to this,
[20:45] ---
    I am gonna eat everything
[20:48] ---
    that is inside the refrigerator...
[20:50] ---
    Down to three... two...
[20:52] ---
    One... zero!
[20:58] ---
    What are you doing there?!
[21:03] ---
    And that's what happened...
[21:06] ---
    Huh. Sarge, you guys are lucky to be alive.
[21:10] ---
    There's no need to feel sympathy for them!
[21:13] ---
    By the way, what happened with that contract?
[21:16] ---
    Oh, that!
[21:18] ---
    TV, TV!
SIGN    Political News A Historical Moment, One More Time
[21:21] ---
    And now, let's take another look
[21:22] ---
    at the historical moment
    when the treaty was signed.
SIGN    Political News
    A Historical Moment, One More Time
[21:28] ---
    This is it! The definitive moment
    of the Pekopon invasion!
SIGN    Political News A Historical Moment, One More Time
SIGN    Contract
    I give you Pekopon
    Signature
[21:39] ---
    Gero!!
[21:40] ---
    One week of agony, gone just like that!
[21:43] ---
    Time really does fly like an arrow!
[21:46] ---
    That's not how you use the expression.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Ume!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
    Plums!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choko!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
    Choccies!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gumi!
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Gummies!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Tsukemono!
[22:00] [SONG] ---
    Pickles!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
    Stick it on. Stick it on.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Forward march,
    and carry all of this stuff, as well.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
[22:11] [SONG] ---
    Heppoko heppiri hacchira
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Yes, sir!
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Iessaa
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
    Sumanai koto suru na yo
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Watch out for the
    village of swindlers and cheats.
[22:18] [SONG] ---
    Yamashi no sato abunai
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Go, go, to the edges of the land.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Yuke yuke chi no hate e
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    A first-in-history feat of speed.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can master it, sir.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Train for it in the afternoon.
    (Nooo, not in the morning.)
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
[22:49] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Kanran guruguru Joudeki
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    O-naka ga hette wa make desu
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Yoroshiku suimin
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    She's stuck on me!
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    Kuttsuichatta
[23:22] ---
    Nishizawa Momoka here!
[23:24] ---
    My parents are really busy.
[23:25] ---
    They're always traveling all over the world.
[23:27] ---
    But I'm not lonely.
[23:29] ---
    No matter where they are on Earth,
[23:31] ---
    I can use our private rocket or space shuttle
[23:32] ---
    to catch up to them.
[23:35] ---
    That aside,
[23:36] ---
    the vigorous gent is a ne'er-do-well!
[23:38] ---
    "Momoka: Be Frickin' Normal, Sir!"
[23:42] ---
    "Paul's Day Off, Sir!"
[23:44] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:46] ---
    Ge-Gero!